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Daughter 1: Hey Dad I need to tell you something.
Dad: Sure sweetie, what is it?
Daughter 1: I'm lesbian.
Dad: I'm in shock! But remember I'll always be here to support you.
Daughter 2: Dad I'm lesbian too.
Dad: You too! Ok well I'm here to support you both.
Daughter 3: Dad I'm lesbian as well.
Dad: Come on! Does anyone in this house like boys?!
Son: I do
latavia davis XD
latavia davis
XD
So original
latavia davis this is beautiful 👍
latavia davis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
"No my boyfriend caught me"💀
Wow Mic Drop sis 😉
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😱😱😱😱😱😱
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
I dug my way up from hell
🤣🤣👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeh savage
Boy : I love you so much
Girl : Really?
Boy : Yes
Girl : If you really love me, Scream it to the world!
Boy : (whispers : i love you)
Girl : Why did you only whisper it to me?
Boy : Because, You are my world
I think u should copy the original a bit better
Copycat👿
K
CHEESY AF!
@ Joshua Browne seriously 😒 “k” that’s all?K!?!?!? AHHHHH!!
Venus Chan awwww
Boy: guess what superhero I am
girl: super man iron man
Boy: no
Boy: your man
Cuttttteeee
Ooooooh
Paiton Higgins hah!! Love it!
Nice one😝
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yassss who was that for
Even if I were an octopus, 3 hearts wouldn't be enough to show you my love. ❤
Music Is Life this is better than the original :33
Music Is Life This is way better than the original! 😍❤
XD
Greek Lps Channel XDDD Hoi.3. Welcome to the 'It's late and I'm bored ' club!
Awee.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one♡ get it? Acute, cute? No? Okay..i'll leave.
I got it😂😂❤❤❤❤
And I have a similar one
If you were at an angle,I’m sure that angle would be acute one
My fav one
Its funny and cute but this is what a math teacher would correct it to "if you were a angle you'd be an acute angle" haha I'm a nerd
My crush said that to me since I wrote a acute angle when you were supposed write a right and then he said "yeah because your a cutie" and I started to laugh and blushing 😊😄
When I was in primary school a boy once said "are you tired?" Me interrupting the pickup line: "yeah tired of your cheesy pickup lines"
*he stopped liking me*
Which year were you in??
why you gotta do a manz like that 😂😂😂
Super Meow yEaR 6 😓😂
I'm dying 😂😂😂
Are you tired? THEN WE SHOULD TOTALLY SLEEP TOGETHER
Flirty boy: "Is your name wifi cause I'm feeling a connection."
Me: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PASSWORD.
I was thinking something like that too! Something like, "oh well, this wifi has a password, and has already been taken by the owner " kind of thing, idk
The wifi pass word is
Iloveyoubitchnevergonnastoploving you bitch
@Jeon Jungkook army
オルティスリッキー hahah okay
Person 1: Hey, can I take a picture of you?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
I know a bunch of people probably already commented this / its used to much but I just thought I would just comment because I think its pretty funny.
HappyMakesVideos I like this one
HappyMakesVideos it's a good one never heard of it
HappyMakesVideos can u reply me ha i wanna copy i like this
awwwww
you can copy :P
Reading Pickup lines:
Are you a keyboard?
Because your my TYPE
Mike Bactad I like that one.
Lance_The_Umbreon Vids 😂😂😂 good one!😂😂😂
Lance_The_Umbreon Vids good one
You're*
Lance_The_Umbreon Vids thats right my type
If nothing lasts forever.can u be my nothing?😂😂😂😂
Lol you're about to call your crush "nothing"?
Good or bad?
🤣🤣🤣
If I had to destroy something we had, it would be the barrier between us.
IT IS
@@wack7954 THANK YOU!
HELL YEAH IT IS
APPROVED ✔
Person 1: why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?
Person 2: I have to wear them because our future looks so bright together
(Ok after you say that you have to dab 😂😂😂)
Tiffany And Peyton LLy lolololol
Can I get a like for saying:
"Chicken bubble nugget fries"
Minx Vlogz no
Minx Vlogz You can! 👍👍👍👍
Minx Vlogz you can!
but not from me! jk here ya go
Minx Vlogz I sang that like "peanut butter jelly time"
Alexandra Martin yas
Boy: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Girl: There are 26
Boy: Oh really? I thought it was 21, I must've forgotten U, R, A
Girl: ?
Boy: Q, T! ❤
(haha this one was an old one and it's so cheesy but I luv it 😂)
i don't get it
@@GOODVIBES-et3tx means "you are a cutie"
@@tanjimarthee3216 OHHH i'm dumb thanks
This one is super similar
Boy: how many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26
Boy: oh I thought there were 20 guess I forgot U, R, A ,Q ,T
Girl: what about the 6th one?
Boy: oh yeah I'll give you the D later ;)
@@ellahowie5917 WOAH NOW BUSTER
You can fall from a tree,
You can fall from the sky,
But the best way is to fall for me😉
The funny thing is that my crush loves to climb up trees for no reason at all so I can be like you know how you can fall off the tree the best way to fall is when you fall for me so this one would totally work for me
@@jaanaimogollonflores4274 nice
Dis is cute
You: Can I follow you home?
Crush:??What??
You:I'm sorry, my parents told me to follow my dreams
Jenna Zayed that's cute
Jenna Zayed Jack Avery?
Jenna Zayed cute but cheesy
Jenna Zayed awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S SO CUTE!!!
Are you a tower? Because Ei-fell for you
BAHAHAHAHAHA
NICEEE
NO LOL HAHHAHA
Wait you fall for tower, mannn you should find a girl/boy 😂😂
No, no, no, no, no, Noooooooooooo
Girl: Do u have a lighter?
Boy: No, I do not have a lighter.
Girl: Then how did u light up my heart?
Me: Hey can you hold something for me?
Him: what?
Me: MY HAND
Him: damn....that was....wow.....wtf
Magic.lyMuffin I love Jaiden animations too!! Love that vid. 💖
My crush would say, “Sure!” Or something, he has a crush on me too!
Jaiden Animations, 13 yr old boy says the smoothest line ever
😂
fries_are potatoes then date him fam
I love her faces to all the sexual pick up lines.
"Are you flappy bird because I could tap you all night"
"No my name is just Bird because I want to fly free away from your BS" LOL I'm dead did no one else die at that part?
Jessy J. Me
Jessy J. *apPEELing
I DID
Jessy J. Me
Oh..oh
“Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.”
Reisha Rose Studios
xD
Someone get me bleach or call 911 I'm dying XD hahahah
of imprisonment or happiness
If YO and RS are side to side and U are inside, what does that make me?
YO U RS :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I like this one
Bruh hahhaahha
This is so dumb but I love it so much Bwahhhaahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
@Necrolancy Dude. It's supposed to sound like that to confuse the reader. It works especially well if you just say it instead of typing it down.
Wowwwww
This is one
Hey Girl, Your a Kyutie ;D
Bootiful
Nice
Lmao loved that one!😂👍
My best pick up line
Sorry, i forgot your name
Can i call you mine?
soooo cuuuteee
Smooth
Oooooo
Are you a Filpino? cuz that pick up line is from Cornetto
Good one😂👍
Someone : Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
Me : No my boyfrined caught me ;)
Paulina10 ❤❤❤💘💘💘💘💋💋💋
😂😂😂
Paulina10 ooooooooh snap
YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURRRRRN
YOU GOT BURRNED SO HARD AARON BURR GOT JEALOUS
(Boy to girl short story)
Boy:you know.. I really don't like you name.
Girl: oh.. is that so??
Boy:especially your last name. You should change it.
Girl:change it to to what?
Boy: (his last name)
Girl:*faints*
Also.. octopuses? Octopi (xD)
The last part is so freaking random, lmao.
Octopod
Octo- Airpods 😂
ACTUALLY the plural of octopus is octopodes
It's actually either octopuses or octopi . It depends
My boyfriend told me this one
"Did someone forget to close the toy store? Because a doll just escaped"
It was the cutest thing ever. I love him
I think a doll really escaped
@@godzzilra_7772 plot twist :O
Annabelle. 🌚
This isnt really a pick up line but it was the cutest thing ever:
So this guy has his hand on his girlfriends face and he took a picture and posted it. The caption made my heart melt;
“I never knew i could fit the whole world in my hand.”
If you didn’t say aww, why were you watching this video?
JoJo Ponce it's gr8 I love it 😘
JoJo Ponce that is soooooooo cute
No not even a little
I'm watching this video because I can
OMG YOU SAW THROUGH MY SCREEN DIDNT YOU?! I LITERALLY just said 'awww' like a millisecond before read that last part... 😂 love this it's so cute
Boy:do u have a band aid ?
Girl :no why?
Boy:cause i scrap my knee falling for u😘😇
Who came here just to get cute pickup lines for there crush?
Lmao
Me
Me
Meeeeeee
Me but Im too awkward :(
Meee
My pick up lines:
Me: Hey
Crush: Hi
Me: Can I tell you something?
Crush: Okay, sure?
Me: If I had a rose for every time I think of you, I'd be walking in endless miles of them.
Pickup line 2:
Me: Oh Hey
Crush: Hi
Me: There's something I've been meaning to say for a while now
Crush: What is it?
Me: Roses are red, My face is too, it only happens when Im around you.
Pickup line 3:
Me: Hey!
Crush: Uhm, Hey
Me: I want to tell you something
Crush: Course
Me: If I had a star for every moment that i've wanted to spend with you, my universe would be blinding
Crush: Can I say something?
Me: Sure!
Crush: If a star fell every time I thought of you, my sky would be empty, but my heart isn't.
I made 'some' up myself. If I can get 30 likes, I will say one to my crush. Reply which one I should use.
You should do the second or the third one!
You should use the first one
This got to exactly 30 likes now bich go do it
The last one!
The second is amazing!
Kyutie: That is like sooo cheesy
Me with cheddar goldfish in my mouth: Yea sooo cheesy
That is the best thing I've heard all day
Lol 😂 😂
love the punnnss
Dear algebra,
Stop asking us to find your X
She left you and don't ask Y
😂😂😂
Florence The Gymnast she already said that you hustle vhsnged the words
Florence The Gymnast so original!!!1!
Florence The Gymnast XD lol
Florence The Gymnast lol
3:10 in my grandmas days
Boy: are you my set of encyclopaedias because you have everything I’m looking for
Girl: *blush blush* 😊
Suga’s pick up line: Do you know BTS?
Best pick up line ever!!
Oof
Lmao yes
Yes gurl
And I oOp-
Yuppppp
Person 1 :were you born on the sun ?
Person 2 : no why ?
Person 1:because you are so fricken HOT
Ok i have a bad pick up line just one
Are you lava because every time I see you I melt
Luna Xox i melt for you
Lava would not melt a person. You would burn..
Me:If I was an octopus,I would give my 3 hearts to u Girl:Since when did I need three slimy hearts
I have 2
I have an owie on my lip, can you kiss it better?
U like water? If so you already like 75% of me
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Romeo loved Juliet,
But not as much as i love you.
Blue
Ara mcateer yes?
Blue sorry that was my other account. Anyways I love those pick up lines and out of all of them i would choose this one....
Charmanders are red squirtles are blue if you were a Pokémon I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeem like Jesse and James we'ed make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like pikachu and ash and love you more than a level 80 rapidash. You're more legendary then Zapdos, Entie, or Mew. Out of the 450 I'd choose you. Also there is actually 730 Pokémon now.
Read More
Entei I mean oh and did you fall for the joke?
Read more
Ara Jenae thx I'm glad u like them and that one is my favorite too also thx for updating me with the Pokémon's haven't played with them in a long time and it's fine and no ur trick didn't get me
At my cousin's wedding, they gave small mints in a tic-tac box with small writing saying "Elena and Clements Mint to Be"
At the entrance they also wrote, "When life gives you Clements, Make Clemenade.. or if you're Elena MARRY HIM!"
Jessy J. That's very unique
Jessy J. Aww,that's so sweet.
Jessy J. Oh god I love this lol
Random guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: nope... my boyfriend caught me
Random guy: Your the 10th girl to say that
Me: cool *walks away*
Oof to that guy
Are you from Korea?
Coz you could be my seoul-mate ♥
Nice lmao
Yes I am-
*south Korea
But I did get it
Nice
Good one!
is your face from McDonald's because I'm loving it
Super Iron 124
Person one: is your body from McDonald's?
Person two: why because your loven' it?
Person one: no because it's fat and greasey.
😂🤣
Super Iron 124 I ❤ this
Jaidyn Glass I should use that
Super Iron 124 OMG good one
Jaidyn Glass haha again you're funny
My best friend said this to her mom because her mom was upset about her dating a boy
Her mom said " I bet in 5 years you won't even remember his last name"
She responded with " In 5 years it will be my last name !!!"
Lauren C -roasteddd toasted 🔥🔥
Damn
The girl should said what did you say now mom because that was hilarious
Uhm....well...you're so pretty that I forgot my pick up line..
>_
Person 1: You are not tired?
Person 2: Of what?
Person 1: Of running threw my mind.❤
Love it💖❤
Melany Puanta through or threw ?
Guy: Besides being sexy what do u do for a living?
Me: Live.
Kpop A.R.M.Y ARMY
Lola Compton NO!
Kpop A.R.M.Y breathe
Kpop A.R.M.Y ARMYYYY!!! ❤️❤️
Kpop A.R.M.Y
I sit in my closet and cry for a living. And watch a ton of BTS music videos and Run BTS.
Cute Pickup Line:
My Heart Is Broken,You Have The Other Half,Can We Make A Whole Heart Together?
Me: do u know why it doesn’t matter if there’s gravity or not?
Someone: i dun know
Me: because i will still fall for u
Pick up line: Are you a camera? Because I smile every time I look at you c; 😂😂😂😂
See this scar? It's from when I fell for you.
And got rejected.
I'm hungry so give me Kookie lololololol
I'm hungry so give me Kookie bts army is life and Kpop
Pikachu Lover ARMMYYYYYYYYYY
I'm hungry so give me Kookie Army
Person 1: I will yell it to the world!!!!
Person 2: Do it!!
Person 1: *whispers* I love you
Person 2: why did you whisper?
Person 1: Cause your my entire world
Like if you want this to happen to you! Or like cause you like the pickup line!!! Or both :)
Awww, that's so cute!
awww
Thats really good tho😍😍
I am swooning
Awww sooo cutee
Boy- Spell ME
Girl- M-E
Boy- You forgot the D
Girl- there's no D in me
Boy- not yet ;)
I know original. (That was sarcasm)
;)
Lol yeah I don't get it
i GET IT OMG ITS SO SARTASTIC *tried not to laugh too hard..*
@Jungkook Love The *dong*
@Jungkook Love
His dI-
**gets hit by a train**
I made this up but,
“Are you a kitten?
Because I want to cuddle one!”
Me without you is like phones without cases, shoes without laces, and a SentenceWithNoSpaces. -Maddie :D
Or me without internet
👏👏👏👏
Madison Redmond CUTTEEEEE
Are you WiFi?
Because I can’t live without you c;
Awwww, that's so sweet! Ty! Here's a kiss for you!
😘
A Human Bean noice
A Human Bean me 😂😂
Because i need the password
YASSSSSSSS
Person 1: do you like water?
Person 2: well...yeah..?
Person 1: well then you like 75% of me ;)
I have 3 enjoyable friends,The sun, The moon, And you.
The sun for daytime.
The moon for nighttime.
And you, for my *Lifetime*
SCREEEEE >~
Oh im def gonna trol my best friend with dis
Oof
Dis is good. APPROVED! ☑
*Guy sees a girl on a dating app*
Guy: hey can you change your profile pic..
Girl: why?🤨
Guy:coz ur making all the other girls look bad😎😎😎
imagine if the profile pic was just a sunset
Person 1: did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel
Person 2: no I climbed up from hell
Person 1: no wonder you’re so hot
Me: * observing from far away with binoculars *
Hehe I’m a potato haha I can imagine that
Hehe I’m a potato XD LMAO
You said it wrong!!!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
No but I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell
Also a dude asked me that and that was my answer... thank you vine... that has been dead for like, ever now...
Hehe I’m a potato FINN!!😍
Hehe I’m a potato lol so funny 😂
1:20 kyutie is like that emotion and anger when she has only 99% when she studied HARRD!
"Wait! Octopus has 3 hearts?!"
Girl. 😂
Ellen: are you saying I have a squashed face because you are about to have a squashed face because my fist is about to be on your face 😐
ME: whoa Ellen, whooooooaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAMEEEEEEEEEE
Should have been "I have a squashed face?!?!? Cause you're about to have a fist-shaped hole in yours!
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: When i fell from heaven? Haha nice XD
Boy: No When u fell for me
If i was a question will you be my answer
Your laugh is like music to my ears♥️
(That's a pickup line)
So this girl went up to my guy friend and said-
Girl: I lost my number can you give me yours?
Guy: ??
Girl: (runs away laughing)
Here's a math one
Are you a angle?
Cause if you were you'd be an a-cute angle
I know it's bad but I thought of it the other day,
P.S if you had heard of this then sorry but as far as I know I made it up
I heard it from Siri XD
Grace GH it should be if you were a angle you would be an a-cute angle
*an angle
Grace GH i
then it would either make me say, are u calling me small? or if the person was a shi**y person i would say are u an angle cuz ur an obtuse angle. or maybe if its my crush i would say are u an angle cuz ur the RIGHT one for me.
boy: are you a computer?
girl: no ,why?
boy: because youre my type
"Hey I lost my phone number can I have yours"😂
pickup line: i'll cosplay your otp with you
tsuki HAHAHAHAHA
tsuki Good one😃😂
tsuki Hahaha good one
tsuki JUNGKOOOOOKIEEEE
tsuki JUNGKOOK LOVE YOUR PIC!!!!
Are you yellow and delicious? Cuz you're thicc sweet and I should call you honey!!
Edit: If this gets 300 likes I'll tell my crush I like him.
RainbowSixShinnanigans _ I liked and 43 people liked it hope you get your likes and then you can tell him you like him
Me: Hey babe, are u oxygen?
By: no why?😂
Me: because I can't live without u
I started laughing when Kyutie went on that threat about squashing someone's face with her fist and even now I can't stop smiling. It really brightened up my day, so thanks.
I don’t know if you’ll understand this one but whatever here it goes..
If I were to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you 9/10 so I can be the 1 for you. Because together we are a 10/10.
Reply to me and tell me what u thought, did u get it or not?
Simply Maggie it would be easier to say "on a scale from 1-10, you're a 9, because I'm the 1 you need" but yeah it made sense ^-^
Taking Back November Official your right that’s the one I had but I forgot the rest so u made up the rest thanks tho👍😊
Simply Maggie ohhhh smooth
Maggpie _ got it amazing
Ooohhhhh use that on your crush!
Me When someone tells me a pick up line who i dont like.
Boy~Is Your Name Wifi Because I Feel Like We Had A Connection ;)
Me~Yes My Name Is Wifi I Have A Password Sorry✌
OHHHHH
I do that too XD
Godly_ girl13 bruhhhhhhhhh
Godly_ girl13 OOHHH MY GOD
omg, i actually said that to this random guy on the street who used this line on me, lol.
Savage😂😂
You Made Me Believe In Religion
*Because I Never Believe In Hell Until I Met You*
Oof
Are you religious?
*Because you're the answer to all my prayers, babyyyyy~*
I now that 9.99 won't see this but the 1% that do have a AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!
ᗰᗩᖇIᔕᔕᗩ ᙭O᙭O thx you too :)
ᗰᗩᖇIᔕᔕᗩ ᙭O᙭O shut the fuck up and stop fishing for damn likes nobody cares
didn't u mean 99.9%?
rawr
The 91.1 percent that see this XD
1. Girl and boy sitting reading.
Girl is reading a magazine, boy is reading a novel.
Girl: Wow! She's so pretty!
Boy: That's what I said when I saw you...
2. Girl and Boy are in a coffee shop. They are chatting when a model walks in.
Girl: OMG! That's Model!
Boy: Ya... So?
Girl: You're so pretty! And I love your body shape! No homosexuality!
Boy: Are you still talking to yourself in the mirror?
3. Girl is at Boy's house helping him study. She is also practicing her recording skills with her new camera.
Boy: Stop pointing the camera at me!
Girl: Why?
Boy: It's distracting!
Girl: How is pointing a camera at you distracting? You don't have to look at it?!
Boy: It's not the camera that distracting me.... It's the girl behind it...
Ok Im done now.... Sorry if I wasted your time...
Mercy Gondwe wym waste my time😭These were adorable I love them!❤😭😄
Waste my time? WASTE MY TIME?!?!?!?! THIS WAS THE MOST ADORABLE NOT WASTING THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maegan McKimmy imma screenshot these
You didn't waste my time you just made it better
Mercy Gondwe omg so cuteeeeeeeeeee
Friend : why are you ignoring him
Me:I'm playing hard to get
Friend : why your already hard enough to want
If we were in a Fairy Tale, You'd be my Happily ever after.
Here's a pickup line!!
If you were a vegetable you would be a Cute-Cumber!
Eeveelution Girl lol
Eeveelution Girl I've seen this on an ad
Ashley Ducky quack really? Cool!
if you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple!
Eeveelution Girl ...I heard this from weeklychris
Stranger: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Stranger: When you fell from Heaven?
Me: Actually I was born from my mother's stomach and if I would ever fall, my boyfriend would probably catch me...
Stranger: That's why I like you!
Boy: You wanna know how much I love u?
Girl: Uh yeah sure
Boy: Look up and count the stars
Girl: But its daytime
Boy: thats the point
Girl: Oof
Off
You: Are you a movie?
Crush: no why?
You: Cause I could watch you over and over again and never get bored
(There’s a group of people hiding in the bushes watching them blush)
My friend told me something like this also the WiFi one : are you Disney land because your the only place that makes me happy
Bts Army 😊
“Octopuses has 3 hearts!?”
Me: Girl...Lol
Is your name blue tooth cause I’m feeling a connection (Siri said that)
(My pickup line) your smile is my universe
0:58
Who else started singing dj kaled 😂😂
Omg 😂
Me
🤣
Monique Buntting 😂
Monique Buntting Yea XD
You know whats on the Menu?
"Me n u" or Me and you
:')
👏👏Smooth.
ARMY fighting
btstrash this is from a kuytie video
❤❤❤❤
Army!
*1 year later*
Hey can i take a picture with you so i can prove to my friends that angels do exist?
Hey um..can ypu please leave?Youre making this woman over there look bad...
Are you a sweetooth?Cause you sure made me one!
Hey i forgot your name..Can i call you mine?;)
XD THATS ALL I GOT BUT I THINK THEY ARE CUTE AND LAME AT THE SAME TIIIME!>w
How are you not tired!? You've been running around my head ALL DAY!
roses are red
and let me tell you
VIOLET are VIOLET
NOT FREAKING BLUE!
GAMEFREAKZ71219 XD
GAMEFREAKZ71219 lmao
GAMEFREAKZ71219 that is right
GAMEFREAKZ71219 XD
*ROSES ARE ROSES NOT FREAKING RED*
With the " Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel." I would have been like: " Sure." And punched him.
Thomas Blue I'm just not fan of those stupid pickup line things... It's just annoying. And they're usually joking to try and make me look stupid. Sorry, it's just what I'm used to. Of course I wouldn't if he was a good and kind person that I didn't think would betray in that way.
Theoretically Awesome Here's me
B: If I could arrange the alphabet I would put *_U_* and *_i_* together
Me: Well im so glad that *_N_* and *_O_* are already together -_-
Me:is you dad a intergalactic thief
Girl:no
Me:then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes
“Can I get a picture of you?”
“Cause I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas”
Me: do you like water?
You: ummm yes?
Me: than you like 75% of me
Mini Mun yes. just yessss
then*
Mini Mun Some 5th grader wrote that as a 5th quote when I was little 😂
coool man
PurpleKittyGames
Or...
Them: How much do you love me?
You: Try to count the stars, then maybe you'll see
Them: But it's day time, we cannot see them
You: Exactly...