Ok, but like, my cousin's girlfriend walked in on me in the kitchen over thanksgiving chugging a bottle of orange juice and said "same" before eating straight cranberry sauce. She fits right in with this family
Everyone in my family except my sister insists that cranberry sauce is a sauce and must go on things like turkey. I would agree with my sister, except she hoards the cranberry sauce and won't let me have any.
I was about to go to bed so I took off my glasses & had my phone real close to my face so I could see it. F in the chat for me cuz I'm not sleeping 2night
AC/DC has lots of good songs Hell's Bells, Back in Black, Shoot to Thrill, T.N.T., High Voltage, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, The Razor's Edge, Thunderstruck, Money talks, etc
It jump scared me. I wasn't paying attention for 2 seconds while drinking water then I looked down. I yeeted my full waterbottle across my room and had a heartattack as I thought I had started seeing things. I don't know how I got jump scared so badly by just not paying attention for a full 2 seconds, but it happened.😂😂😂
you ever just look at comments replying to a comment which was deleted and you low key wish that it hadn't been deleted so you can see what stupid crap they commented?
@@maxetter6703 it's replying to most of the top comments, it's a spambot saying "haha this video is funny af" with a link that I have no intention on clicking
Me too, my eyes were kind of out of focus, so one second it's just text on a screen and then the next is a face staring at me from my phone- It caused me to jump!
what in gods name? it’s 11 on a spring saturday night and you’ve subconsciously forced me to stop watching year old reddit videos to now check out your channel and completely radicalize my recommendations. legally, i can’t blame you, but i still plan on blaming you
Yeah gotta admit I was seriously considering asking comments why no one realized he thought hp meant horsepower and then I realized I've just been playing too much D&D
I remember seeing a "ASMR Get warmer with me" and it ended up being a murder by arson Also one where it was like "dolphin does your raccoon makeup to infiltrate the species so we can destroy them
Some tumblr post from awhile back (i think it was tumblr anyways) has corrupted my brain and now i can never not interpet rasputin as "ra-rs rasputin russia's smolest uwu bean"
5hp is a lot if you go by that one battle strategy game from like the us military from the 20th century's standard that says "hitpoint = number of 14 inch shells the unit can survive"
@@anormalchest560 You, in desperation, take off your pants. Your proudly wave it at Shia LaBeouf. He growled, backing off. He then sprinted away, seeing a deer nearby. You put your pants back on and run away. *Shia LaBeouf*
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere!
12:47 it's a parody of a specific type of perfect strong female character in films that's primarily a sex object to men She's all dark and dangerous, and into manly things so can be relatable to guys, but is still extremely feminine and sexy and not like other girls and is completely open with her sexuality with no nonsense and all that shit It's a really lame fantasy that's really directed at the older 30-40 year old plus type guy, but of course she is just shy into her 20's and acts far older than she is, whilst having zero independent actual character or connection to actual women whatsoever She's just a loose assortment of a sexual traits, basically Think of most antagonistic femme fatales Like a cross between Megan fox's character in Transformers and Onnatop in James Bond Gritty down to earth female characters always have 6 older brothers to explain how they know how to work on trucks lmao
The only strong female character who knows her shit about trucks that I can recall that isn't just a sex object is the fiancé in "My Cousin Vinny." I can't recall her name and I'm too lazy to Google it but I liked her a lot.
I got told on one of the r/MakeMeSuffer videos that someone would send one to me after I said that there are not people who do that, but I haven't been sent anything in my knowledge.
1:50 "just do a taste test" Welp that cursed comment gave me shivering nightmares more than my dad who doesnt think im weak because he was raised in a farm, but I was raised in the city while being underweight, thanks for that
@@goldenfiberwheat238 cause in the clip I’m referring to he isn’t dressed as or acting as Antman, it’s Scott Lang, fresh out of another dimension with half the world gone
4:10 Europeans: Ok, no using the imperial system for this book. You will need to find another way to measure. *Europeans point to metric system hintingly* America: 800 HAMBURGER
@@Lukeriel That is actually not the joke. The actual joke is that the American didn't use the Imperial/Customary units as they were told, but did choose another way that wasn't metric. Marik Ishtar explained that USA don't use the Imperial system, and that it's called the customary system. This could be used as a loophole, and could be made as part of the joke, but wasn't. The joke treated the customary system as the Imperial system.
the issue is, are we talking McDonalds hamburger or are we talking an actual burger from an actual burger place bc them McDonalds shits are tiny but a good burger can weigh half a pound or more, there's no standard "hamburger" to base it off of
@@maximumwolfe9462 They did. But that was centuries ago. Europeans also invented the ballista, does that mean their modern army has to use it? No. Things become obsolete when a better replacement is available, the measurement systems follow the same logic
Looks like my comment is gone. I'm being silenced by Big Metric! If Furlongs (8 furlongs = 1 mile) are too much, then I shall use Chains! (22 yards = 1 chain) Down with the Metric Agenda!!!
@Owen Boyd Don't let Big Metric get you down, bro. Embrace the standard imperial system for what it is. Revolutionary defiance. Those dirty red coats want us to use their filthy royal measurement systems. Nah. That's too prim and proper. Kilometers? The heck is a Kilometer? I live my life one furlong at a time because that's the way the founding fathers intended for this country and its people. Anything else is the ramblings of madmen and traitors.
@@someguy4384 I actually had to calculate a physics problem (second year, university level)and convert into furlongs per fortnight. The memory has stuck with me when things in Real Life seem to be getting odd or annoying. That wasn't the only situation that required infrequently used conversions, but some stories are better left untold.
I seriously heard that no one has "looted Mini Oz" and it took me reading the comments to understand that people have not actually been trying to rob your anime alter ego.
I heard "looted" too and the comments haven't clarified at all. Can you help me, man? I just hope it's not sexual... Edit: Sigh, found my answer two comments later. It's sexual.
@@ArcanineEspeon I see the edit but just to make sure everyone here knows, to lewd is to go against the will of god himself, which is why we atheists do it the most
@@sovietunion8087 good thing part 12 comes out later this fall. I can't wait to see what they do with Hamoods Habibi shrine connection. Part 11 was such a cliffhanger
I'm so glad that people are starting to pick up on the fact that Megamind is an underrated movie. I remember watching it in theaters the day it came out with my large group of friends, thinking it was one of the greatest animated movies ever made and then them all saying "Meh, it was alright." It was then I realized that I needed new friends.
Theory: The root beers could be a reference from spongebob, the episode where plankton gets all of his relatives to help him steal the krab by patty secret formula, in exchange for root beer.
*RAM RAANNNCCHHHHHHH* Thank you to my cousin for introducing me to this wonderful song, and my curiosity of wondering what he happened to be doing at the time. This is just one more reason he will always be the favorite cousin
When she asks “How’s your footwork” and you explain you’re a medieval swordsman that specializes in the Fione Longsword style and you have been undefeated for your entire life
@@OzMediaOfficial idk man telling someone to share the corner with my brother, sister, 2.83x removed cousin and estranged wife's adopted attack helicopter sounds kinda communist to me
Yeah, my mom had to stop buying it for me until my "phase" died out... And then she refused to enable my apple juice "phase" that never actually got a chance to truly begin because she was smart and didn't buy me any lol
Megamind has my three favorite tropes 1.) Bastardization Arc (villain corrupt with morals) 2.) Reverse Bastardization Arc (hero becomes a bigger threat than the villain) 3.) Beautiful Chaos (The two smart friends whos singular brain cells are allergic to each other)
You mean... No one has lewded mini Oz... *YET* After saying this, the internet funny people will just start working. Remember the time you said "If you want me to block you, just OwO and UwU me. I hate that" and everyone did that? Yeah... that is what is going to happen to mini Oz now.
“No but I have seen something that include 18 cowboys” *Song plays in the distance slowly getting louder* “.... 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch” Me: “OH GOD TAKE SHELTER!”
(3:45) I don't like that the person mixed up "minimum" and "average". You'll have to on average fight 5 kangaroos, but someone will fight of 0. - It's the same as if you drive 30 km/h through the residential area for 30 minutes, then straight up on a motorway at 110 km/h for 1h 30 minutes. That makes your average speed 90 km/h during those two hours, but this dude would say you did a minimum of 90 km/h on your trip that included the residential area.
On one hand you're right, and now that I think about it they probably did fuck it up. but on the other hand I didn't question the error too much because of this: I'm imagining a single person going "oh shit I better fight 5 kangaroos. Actually I better fight more than 5 kangaroos because some people will definitely fight less. The babies definitely won't. Yeah I need to fight at least 5, probably more."
Aqua 51830 congrats you have the correct amount of chromosomes, now get off TH-cam and sign a petition. Good luck comrades (Also you’re outlets are inferior to the 3 pronged uk ones, however that is a problem for another time)
My favorite asmr are the ones that are really fast paced, like "Fastest cranial nerve exam ever" or "Beating you until you're unconscious" really helps me sleep.
I'm kind of tempted to look it up, go on Twitter, and send him a link. Just a random r34 link with no description whatsoever, and it leads to the first page of search results when you look for Mini Oz on r34.
4:50 How did this boi get the EXACT description of not only me but the girl I liked back a few years ago. They will get along as friends but nothing more. Experience man
I have a friend that would go great on r/Suspiciouslysuspicious because one of our conversations will go Him "this taste worse than a rat that's left out a Sunday afternoon" Me "How tf do you know what a rat taste like?" Him "that's for me to know and the mole people that work with the fbi but only on Tuesdays to find out" Me " ... " Tldr- tf goes on in your head ZACH
"No one had lewded mini Oz"
... you've, uh... you've made a mistake, friend
@@ijustwantedtowatchvideos6057 you almost got me, you son of a gun
Sry not a native speaker,what does lewded mean?
@@Alvaro-em1dj it means a drawing of the character in PG-13+ situations
Are you challenging me?
@@reyof_jakku_0253 More like R rated scenerios.
I once saw "ASMR Role Play: Funky Kong helps you through a panic attack in the club bathroom
" in my recommended videos.
You can rely on Funky. I can attest to it
@@darcmatter7560 th-cam.com/video/tfgrabcOkTc/w-d-xo.html
so this is it th-cam.com/video/tfgrabcOkTc/w-d-xo.html
There-there's astory behind that one, sin't there?
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Not that I know of.
Ok, but like, my cousin's girlfriend walked in on me in the kitchen over thanksgiving chugging a bottle of orange juice and said "same" before eating straight cranberry sauce. She fits right in with this family
Do people mix cranberry sauce with something?
@@georgehutter339 I mean it would make sense. I think that you can have it with your turkey, dinner roll, or even potatoes
I hope your cousin and their girlfriend got married or at least are still together-
Everyone in my family except my sister insists that cranberry sauce is a sauce and must go on things like turkey. I would agree with my sister, except she hoards the cranberry sauce and won't let me have any.
Have they gotten married yet
Oz laughs like he's dying from lack of oxygen but somebody showed him his favorite meme.
69 like. Nice.
fr
Maw maw milky
Red Panda boi r/rareinsults
@@-Wayla- hhhhhhhi.
10:14 It fading in, in the background scared the living HEE HEE out of me
I pissed my pants when I saw the mj pic
Kris Komar y
Kris Komar fair enough
Iconic
Lmao
I was about to go to bed so I took off my glasses & had my phone real close to my face so I could see it. F in the chat for me cuz I'm not sleeping 2night
“Megamind is really underrated”
*”Highway to Hell, by AC/DC”*
**cries**
it's cause the minions came out right after.....
also perfectly timed
Acdc is awesome
AC/DC has lots of good songs
Hell's Bells, Back in Black, Shoot to Thrill, T.N.T., High Voltage, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, The Razor's Edge, Thunderstruck, Money talks, etc
@@guidomista3570 Dojyaaaaaa~~n.
We all know the best ASMR is Yoda eating a hamburger while your parents argue downstairs
69 likes
No bro its yoda trying to rob you to fulfil his ketamine addiction
2k3fons'0'sh¿t outside a nightclub
I like yoda liking my ear asmr
bruh it fo sho the one where he eats kfc
"No, but I have seen something that includes 18 cowboys."
Me: **Vietnam flashbacks about Ram Ranch**
RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS
No. Not again. I had finally purged it from my mind.
I have no clue what this is and I’m really sure I don’t wanna know
@@eline7688 just watch ram ranch it’s a song
@@alop53O1 I’m good
The picture while u were reading the micheal Jackson story low key was terrifying
It jump scared me. I wasn't paying attention for 2 seconds while drinking water then I looked down. I yeeted my full waterbottle across my room and had a heartattack as I thought I had started seeing things. I don't know how I got jump scared so badly by just not paying attention for a full 2 seconds, but it happened.😂😂😂
glad I wasn't the only one
I covered the picture in the thing because it’s like 2 am
i had to skip it like fuck that i was feeling a chill in my spine i saw it as the image was slowly coming up
I put down my phone and had to convince myself that I was ok cause I had a mental breakdown
12:33 That's a Hollywood approved Strong Female Character. Isn't it obvious?
yeeeeeep
accurate
Juan Cortez Muro we don’t care
you ever just look at comments replying to a comment which was deleted and you low key wish that it hadn't been deleted so you can see what stupid crap they commented?
" -I feel like it's talking about me specifically-
-cause I'm like max level tomboy down-
-to even my hormones-
@@maxetter6703 it's replying to most of the top comments, it's a spambot saying "haha this video is funny af" with a link that I have no intention on clicking
dude that fading in Micheal Jackson face scared the shit out of me cuz I was holding my phone infront and above my right shoulder
Bhawdeep Chepru fuck i had to skip it cuz felt my spine cold
Imagine me who was watching this on the shower
Me too, my eyes were kind of out of focus, so one second it's just text on a screen and then the next is a face staring at me from my phone- It caused me to jump!
Fun fact: an entire anime was based on that story. Don’t doubt it, just trust me. If you know, you know.
Axion wait, what is the story?
I may be a year late... but HEY! there is definitely a story within that series LOL
Oh fuck it's a crossover
What drove you to do it, Haley Jean?
what in gods name? it’s 11 on a spring saturday night and you’ve subconsciously forced me to stop watching year old reddit videos to now check out your channel and completely radicalize my recommendations. legally, i can’t blame you, but i still plan on blaming you
holy..
Not the hero we needed but the on we deserve
Oh heck yes.
Oz- "No one has lewded mini Oz"
The internet: Is that a challenge?
no
I shall do this now
@@AntifascistBlueThing Oh no, I was warned that this day would come.
Man you know i've been waiting
We have all been waiting for this moment
"Megamind was such an underrated movie..."
Oh, I see you are a man of culture as well...
Heck yeah!
When he said that the stickers add 5hp i was like yea... it makes sense the car gets more health points
Yeah gotta admit I was seriously considering asking comments why no one realized he thought hp meant horsepower and then I realized I've just been playing too much D&D
That's a pro-gamer move
Same
*added defense*
AC not HP. It's armour.
I remember seeing a "ASMR Get warmer with me" and it ended up being a murder by arson
Also one where it was like "dolphin does your raccoon makeup to infiltrate the species so we can destroy them
"Bravo Six, going dark."
Those ASMR sound wilds from start to finish
there's an asmr about a nun taking care of you while you're dying of plague and she robs you
The dolphin one is from Angelica and NGL it's actually pretty good
I found one that was something along the lines of "Egirl teaches you how to commit tax fraud". Shit's wild
My favorite asmr is "Thanos explains his plan while eating a KFC family meal"
i looked this up and i do not regret it
Bruh, have you even HEARD a Yoda ASMR vid? Uncultured swine
@@wizzy5702 I thought you were three users lmao
@@wizzy5702 ah a man of culture too i see buccellati is proud
My personal favorite is "Tender and Emotionally Intelligent Funky Kong consoles you after a messy divorce"
Oz Media is like the middle ground between Emkay and Sorrow TV
no arguments against that
Agree
"Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
this is so accurate yet so random
Best of both worlds tbh
"RA-RA-RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHI--!"
That whole thing was way too accurate wtf, LOL!
You ever heard the second lyric of that song? It goes something like, "HE HAS THE HAT THAT REALLY IS COOL."
*there was a cat that really was gone
RA-RA-RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S SMALLEST UWU BEAN
@@nielsvanbuul3562 r/blursedcomments
Some tumblr post from awhile back (i think it was tumblr anyways) has corrupted my brain and now i can never not interpet rasputin as "ra-rs rasputin russia's smolest uwu bean"
"It gives you 5hp" Idk what this has to do with health points but then again I'm not a car person
It means horsepower? Oh, that makes more sense
I'm not a car person either and I'm suspicious it means both at once.
I, too, am not a car person. I am a normal person. I am not car.
...
Hail Sithis.
Ye same
5hp is a lot if you go by that one battle strategy game from like the us military from the 20th century's standard that says "hitpoint = number of 14 inch shells the unit can survive"
@@VoidZeroNothing I'm not a car person either.
Hail Sithis.
Oz: Megamind is such an underrated movie.
Also Oz: *Proceeds to read the post with words saying "Highway to Hell"*
Me: Such a flawless transition!
Zacharius read this at it was playing
Yeees
Megamind is the best
9:32 You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Shia LaBeouf.
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
*Shia LaBeouf*
@@anormalchest560 You, in desperation, take off your pants. Your proudly wave it at Shia LaBeouf.
He growled, backing off. He then sprinted away, seeing a deer nearby.
You put your pants back on and run away.
*Shia LaBeouf*
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
But wait! He isn’t dead! S H I A S U R P R I S E
Very anticlimactic
12:47 it's a parody of a specific type of perfect strong female character in films that's primarily a sex object to men
She's all dark and dangerous, and into manly things so can be relatable to guys, but is still extremely feminine and sexy and not like other girls and is completely open with her sexuality with no nonsense and all that shit
It's a really lame fantasy that's really directed at the older 30-40 year old plus type guy, but of course she is just shy into her 20's and acts far older than she is, whilst having zero independent actual character or connection to actual women whatsoever
She's just a loose assortment of a sexual traits, basically
Think of most antagonistic femme fatales
Like a cross between Megan fox's character in Transformers and Onnatop in James Bond
Gritty down to earth female characters always have 6 older brothers to explain how they know how to work on trucks lmao
Ya I hate that cliche 😭
It also has some parallels to the stone cold detective "trope", which mostly consists of guys.
The only strong female character who knows her shit about trucks that I can recall that isn't just a sex object is the fiancé in "My Cousin Vinny." I can't recall her name and I'm too lazy to Google it but I liked her a lot.
Too me it just sounds like a AI Dungeon story
Why are we talking about heathers?
6:03 I'm in tears dude that came SO far out of left field I was nowhere near ready for a response like that
I wonder what happened to him. And if he's ok.
If you didn't want the internet to lewd Mini-OZ, you shouldn't have said anything. We all know how quickly rule 34 takes effect.
If it exists, there is p*rn of it
Isn't mini Oz like...
U N D E R A G E ?
@@matdul3837 the rule still applies, nothing can stop it
@@matdul3837 welcome to the internet where the top 2 search things are cat videos and any type of porn you can think of
nobody better lewd mini oz i swear if they do i will use the 4th bullet of a gun to kill them in a walmart parking lot while its raining at 9:23am.
"No one has lewded mini-Oz yet, to my knowledge."
has someone already lewded oz? im genuinely curious now
You have unleashed a beast my friend
I got told on one of the r/MakeMeSuffer videos that someone would send one to me after I said that there are not people who do that, but I haven't been sent anything in my knowledge.
nope just looked lmao
@@hera5614
Of all places it was on r/makemesuffer
Nothing on the rule 34 site, thank god.
1:50 "just do a taste test"
Welp that cursed comment gave me shivering nightmares more than my dad who doesnt think im weak because he was raised in a farm, but I was raised in the city while being underweight, thanks for that
i give you a real cursed comment
ILL SNIFF THE AIR OUT OF YOUR NOSE
@@acanadianpumpkin do it, I dare you. My nose works about as well as the american education system, I dont breathe anyways
April May I-
@@acanadianpumpkin That's more for r/RareThreats
This subreddit is basically just the meme where Scott Lang says “what the hell happened here?”
Why do people call superhero’s by their secret identity?
@@goldenfiberwheat238 cause in the clip I’m referring to he isn’t dressed as or acting as Antman, it’s Scott Lang, fresh out of another dimension with half the world gone
@@SpairM so?
@@goldenfiberwheat238 you asked why, weirdo
@@goldenfiberwheat238superheroes*
4:10
Europeans: Ok, no using the imperial system for this book. You will need to find another way to measure.
*Europeans point to metric system hintingly*
America: 800 HAMBURGER
@@Lukeriel That is actually not the joke. The actual joke is that the American didn't use the Imperial/Customary units as they were told, but did choose another way that wasn't metric.
Marik Ishtar explained that USA don't use the Imperial system, and that it's called the customary system. This could be used as a loophole, and could be made as part of the joke, but wasn't. The joke treated the customary system as the Imperial system.
@Monika the cycle-path Yeah, but you need to be an actual caveman to still use this system, when metric and (ew) imperial exist.
the issue is, are we talking McDonalds hamburger or are we talking an actual burger from an actual burger place bc them McDonalds shits are tiny but a good burger can weigh half a pound or more, there's no standard "hamburger" to base it off of
Didn't Europeans also invent the imperial system?
@@maximumwolfe9462 They did. But that was centuries ago. Europeans also invented the ballista, does that mean their modern army has to use it? No. Things become obsolete when a better replacement is available, the measurement systems follow the same logic
4:05 americans will
use any other measurement than metric
Look, people keep getting mad that we're using feet and pounds. Is this not what they wanted???
Looks like my comment is gone. I'm being silenced by Big Metric!
If Furlongs (8 furlongs = 1 mile) are too much, then I shall use Chains! (22 yards = 1 chain)
Down with the Metric Agenda!!!
@Owen Boyd
Don't let Big Metric get you down, bro.
Embrace the standard imperial system for what it is. Revolutionary defiance.
Those dirty red coats want us to use their filthy royal measurement systems. Nah. That's too prim and proper. Kilometers? The heck is a Kilometer?
I live my life one furlong at a time because that's the way the founding fathers intended for this country and its people. Anything else is the ramblings of madmen and traitors.
Correct
@@someguy4384 I actually had to calculate a physics problem (second year, university level)and convert into furlongs per fortnight. The memory has stuck with me when things in Real Life seem to be getting odd or annoying.
That wasn't the only situation that required infrequently used conversions, but some stories are better left untold.
I seriously heard that no one has "looted Mini Oz" and it took me reading the comments to understand that people have not actually been trying to rob your anime alter ego.
uuuh... I think we should just leave it at that.
I heard "looted" too and the comments haven't clarified at all. Can you help me, man?
I just hope it's not sexual...
Edit: Sigh, found my answer two comments later. It's sexual.
@@ArcanineEspeon I see the edit but just to make sure everyone here knows, to lewd is to go against the will of god himself, which is why we atheists do it the most
"18 cowboys"
*SCREECHES UNCONTROLLABLY*
Welp it’s suspicious alright but some are just....what?
Yup
Juan Cortez Muro ha ha very funny you self bot or what ever you are
@Juan Cortez Muro Go fuck yourself
I have to agree there, there I'm an overly, sarcastic, no cares given girl, and oddly weird.. I have to agree.
-Rachel
Some of them belong in
r/iamveryrandom
"Since you guys havent lewded Mini-Oz yet" //sweats//
I havent yet but the voice just. Its cute ok.
BloodHound no
Gollum voice "my precious.. vitamin c" 0:58
10:08
Me, watching this at 2am: *Looks towards window slowly*
Some random bird: *Hits my window*
@Sebastian Hahn
Someone Just Got Their Window Hit By A Bat.
Definitely Not A..
_Smooth Criminal._
@Sebastian Hahn HEE HEE
F for the birb
this comments thread is amusing despite being so short
"No one has lewded Mini oz"
Now buckaroo.....you have commited a great mistake, YOU HAVE BLOOD IN YOUR HANDS
I... i really hope everyone has blood *in* their hands...
@@matiasnyberg5625 same-
@@matiasnyberg5625 *_YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM NOT KEEPING IT IN MY HANDS_*
@@tlonigamer421 NO!
@Zaktot1357 34*
That Michael Jackson image actually made my skin crawl as it grew brighter 😭 Love you Oz
That shit scared me for a sec . I feel you bro
Omg when I saw that coming I fell out of my bed. And um I am on the top bunk of a bunk bed sooo
I was not paying attention and looked at the screen and fell over
Hee hee
"no one has lewded mini oz"
oh no what have you done
now this is going to be a thing, this is on you
Mini oz sounds like Zone-Tan
12:27
*how did Zack know that Isaac misspelled “pineapples” if they are talking?*
This is classified information.
Why are you searching out plot holes in urban dictionary definitions?
@@taswani5255 I have no idea lol
He pronounced it wrong
Imagine sitting in the hospital with your dying grandma
When you suddenly hear “high way to hell” accompanied by a long and sharp bip
Just the way i like my fried chicken killed.
ian spreitzer r/cursedcomments
“I have seen something involving 18 cowboys”
Everyone with an Internet connection:😃😃
🤔
Red dead 2 maybe
i dont get the joke, yet i have internet connection
@@GLUTENFREEbeelzebub neither do i
@@vesselofesomres704 look up ram ranch you're not gonna regret it
This ENTIRE video was just a “what the f*** happened here”
Correct me if I’m wrong, I’ll wait
Some of them tho is just a "how the fck did we get here" vibe to it
Sushii Bird Ehhhhhhhh, yes and no
What the*
l l Yes thank you, that is so very important
(i'm so sorry for this but i have to) actually it was a "“what the f*** happened here” moment not a “what they f*** happened here”
“No one has lewded Mini Oz-“
Me, who has been on Twitter: “Yeah uh no... Thats uhm... A lie.. don’t... don’t ask how I know.”
10:12- I litteraly thought I was seeing thing when I saw the face
HEE HEE
I though I was going to get mentally killed with a jumpscare
*go look up the chronicles of Hamood trust me*
*I hate you*
@@lolmanbomber2904 a new achievement
Gojira Fan I can only get so erect
@@sovietunion8087 good thing part 12 comes out later this fall. I can't wait to see what they do with Hamoods Habibi shrine connection. Part 11 was such a cliffhanger
Dude I found that a few days ago and it's beautiful number 6 has my comment and the music was lit
Hee hee is legit more terrifying than anything I’ve ever heard
I'm so glad that people are starting to pick up on the fact that Megamind is an underrated movie. I remember watching it in theaters the day it came out with my large group of friends, thinking it was one of the greatest animated movies ever made and then them all saying "Meh, it was alright." It was then I realized that I needed new friends.
"No but I have seen something with eighteen cowboys"
Me: **"Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers" echoes through my mind**
Mm...good times
R A M R A N C H
Ram Ranch
R E A L L Y *R O C K S*
*R A M. R A N C H. R E A L L Y R O C K S*
RAM RANCHHH
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
I was sitting in the car while the Michael Jackson horror story was going on, and right after it ends, "Smooth Criminal" comes on.
You’ve been struck by...
TyOfTheRee *he has awoken*
@@loneranger7004 hee hees in anger
*hee hee*
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Truck... *BAAOW!* 💥🚐
1:11 plot twist
He hears the door open slightly and his cat comes in but the sounds still continue
When he first said "HP" I thought he was talking about hit points
4:00 This one reminds me of another post a while back that said something like "americans will measure with anything except the metric system"
As they measure a pot hole using washing machines
Theory:
The root beers could be a reference from spongebob, the episode where plankton gets all of his relatives to help him steal the krab by patty secret formula, in exchange for root beer.
R/boneappletea
Edward Zweyer how is that boneappletea?
@@garythesnail8863 Good question
Duke of Null yes but that’s autocorrect not bone Apple tea which is where someone knows the word but not how to spell it
I’m praying that it is, so it’s justified for me to do this for an obscure reference only truly cultured ppl will get
*RAM RAANNNCCHHHHHHH*
Thank you to my cousin for introducing me to this wonderful song, and my curiosity of wondering what he happened to be doing at the time. This is just one more reason he will always be the favorite cousin
Sweet home Alabama
Luciel Lawliet th-cam.com/video/rwhVb1MMewo/w-d-xo.html
Luciel Lawliet watch that
SlyTester172 Omfg, I love it! Lmao, thank you! I’m gonna send this to my friends with no context
18 NAKED COW BOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
When she asks “How’s your footwork” and you explain you’re a medieval swordsman that specializes in the Fione Longsword style and you have been undefeated for your entire life
2:23
That's an odd way to spell Esidisi.
AYAYAYAYAYA
Go to the corner.
@@OzMediaOfficial
idk man telling someone to share the corner with my brother, sister, 2.83x removed cousin and estranged wife's adopted attack helicopter sounds kinda communist to me
WAMUU
Claka volley
Just...imma just eventually stop thinking...
I relate to the orange juice guy on a spiritual level. God speed, other citrus gremlins!
*Easy, just do a taste test.*
Achievement unlocked: Joining the dark side
Me: Oz nO-
@Artblock Ohz no*
@Artblock it’s a pun, oh and oz together
@Artblock ever heard of a pun?
@Juan Cortez Muro what the fucc no one asked
@@toasse8163 Good Job... Please more puns... (Puns autocorrects to pins) oh no...
2:03 you can’t get root beer at McDonalds,something tells me they’re confused about more of your order than the fact you’re ordering 372 small drinks
I relate to that orange juice one too much
Speaking of which, we just got some orange juice...
Me too...
Yeah, my mom had to stop buying it for me until my "phase" died out...
And then she refused to enable my apple juice "phase" that never actually got a chance to truly begin because she was smart and didn't buy me any lol
9:51 when the Micheal Jackson showed up I thought it was Flipping momo
When Oz says: "Nobody has lewded mini Oz to my knowledge"
Me: "Where the hell did you get that text to speech voice? Oz? OZ?!"
Noooohoho no no no no this dude this dude
Lol
Oh no no no... you sneaky cat, you sneaky cat!
I need a link to this
ttsmp3, i think. voice of ivy.
0:37 Imagine you're going to rob this dude's house and you see this
18 NAKED COWBO- yeah we get this I'd hope
Mike Jr 77 me dieing on the inside while not knowing whats the reference is
Some of y’all have never even had a theatre friend harass you with minecraft memes and it shows
*me, the musical theatre friend that harrassing people with minecraft memes*: fuck.
Huh it’s speading
“Megamind is such a underrated movie”
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS! ITS AMAZING AND ITS NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION IT NEEDS
Megamind has my three favorite tropes
1.) Bastardization Arc (villain corrupt with morals)
2.) Reverse Bastardization Arc (hero becomes a bigger threat than the villain)
3.) Beautiful Chaos (The two smart friends whos singular brain cells are allergic to each other)
I feel uncomfortably safe hearing mini oz’s voice. They’re like a dream I had but can’t quite recall. The sound of a cool comforter in summer.
Oz: Talks about ASMR specific videos
Me: *sweats remembering Yoda's Kedamine addiction.*
The Michael Jackson one had so much potential
I wish it referenced more of his songs.
Like maybe: "you close your eyes, and hope that it is just imagination."
03:33
Oz Media : "No but I have seen something that includes 18 cowboys"
Me : Ram Ranch ? idk maybe I think so though
Everyone gangsta till the Honda Civic starts farting at 12,000,000,069 decibels
You mean... No one has lewded mini Oz... *YET*
After saying this, the internet funny people will just start working. Remember the time you said "If you want me to block you, just OwO and UwU me. I hate that" and everyone did that? Yeah... that is what is going to happen to mini Oz now.
Oh no...
I just hope it hasn’t yet
@Juan Cortez Muro stfu
@HallowLitten101 r/rareinsults
“No but I have seen something that include 18 cowboys”
*Song plays in the distance slowly getting louder*
“.... 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch”
Me: “OH GOD TAKE SHELTER!”
Cowboys love hot throbbing-
No no no no no not again
(3:45) I don't like that the person mixed up "minimum" and "average". You'll have to on average fight 5 kangaroos, but someone will fight of 0. - It's the same as if you drive 30 km/h through the residential area for 30 minutes, then straight up on a motorway at 110 km/h for 1h 30 minutes. That makes your average speed 90 km/h during those two hours, but this dude would say you did a minimum of 90 km/h on your trip that included the residential area.
On one hand you're right, and now that I think about it they probably did fuck it up. but on the other hand I didn't question the error too much because of this: I'm imagining a single person going "oh shit I better fight 5 kangaroos. Actually I better fight more than 5 kangaroos because some people will definitely fight less. The babies definitely won't. Yeah I need to fight at least 5, probably more."
Day 8 of asking oz to make a video with mini oz only. I am one, but we are many, oz.
Jay Es mini oz is the next king
@@beeise8676 soon.
I said the same thing a few videos back
@@Ghost_Director we are one movement.
I agree
ASMR thanos explains his plan but he's on his lunch break eating a kfc family meal
Link
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 th-cam.com/video/34udaF9S_hs/w-d-xo.html
@@samurexatlas7373 oh my god its real
@@samurexatlas7373 wait no
*neck snaps*
yeah i would mow my lawn at 7am on a saturday
edut: why did this get likes...?
Celected good for you now you make me want to mow the lawn at 7am
Same- *the neighbors stay up all night with their kids in the backyard anyways*
Hhhhhhhhhehehehe *edut*
Edit*
You are monster
i love how whenever hes talking it looks like hes having a headache and has his hand on his head to calm it down
americans do anything to avoid the metric system, huh
I'm American, I would rather the metric system
Aqua 51830 congrats you have the correct amount of chromosomes, now get off TH-cam and sign a petition.
Good luck comrades
(Also you’re outlets are inferior to the 3 pronged uk ones, however that is a problem for another time)
And our own
@Juan Cortez Muro get out
Wasn't that a Canadian book?
"if you mod a honda civic correctly, kudos to you" oh he's CULTURED.
is it sad that when you said all those thing add HP to your honda civic, I was thinking hit points not horse power?
Na, i was thinking the same thing 😂
I think thats the joke... Might be wrong though
My favorite asmr are the ones that are really fast paced, like "Fastest cranial nerve exam ever" or "Beating you until you're unconscious" really helps me sleep.
That moment when your turning purple because your friends slapping you at 3pm in the park
He’s right, no one has lewded mini oz. that’s now gonna change as he officially challenged rule 34... I won’t... someone will though.
Can you send me a link I need proof, I’m an investigating android, RK800 model to be specific. I need proof of this crime.
@@CursedCaptainGaming so your connor the android sent by cyber life
a life in fnaf Yes, my name is Connor, and I’m the android sent by CyberLife.
I-is this a challenge...?
Rule 35: If rule 34 hasn't occurred to a character, it will in the future.
0:26 Achievement unlocked: Secret Ending
I want a compilation of oz saying
"Hee hee"
3:35 Ram Ranch ?
13:46 r/mylifeirl this is what my brain was doing and I couldn’t take it so I opened TH-cam
RA RA RASPUTIN...
@@TheJrvalverde
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
@@itsPlasma06 THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE
No one:
The thumbnail: _yeow_
NOT THE INCOGNITO TAB.
"And since no one has lewded mini Oz, to my knowledge-"
Does this man even know what rule 34 is?
I'm kind of tempted to look it up, go on Twitter, and send him a link.
Just a random r34 link with no description whatsoever, and it leads to the first page of search results when you look for Mini Oz on r34.
nO-
4:50 How did this boi get the EXACT description of not only me but the girl I liked back a few years ago.
They will get along as friends but nothing more. Experience man
I have a friend that would go great on r/Suspiciouslysuspicious because one of our conversations will go
Him "this taste worse than a rat that's left out a Sunday afternoon"
Me "How tf do you know what a rat taste like?"
Him "that's for me to know and the mole people that work with the fbi but only on Tuesdays to find out"
Me " ... "
Tldr- tf goes on in your head ZACH
*I LOVE THIS*
"Nobody's lewded mini Oz"
My rebellious instinct wants to lewd
But he is under age, and I am a good girl
He is not real. He doesn't have a real age
I, however, am not. Challenge accepted.
@@mog6301 Oh god no-
I'm at work so can't actually go all out but here's my sfw doodle lol
ibb.co/FYBxpWj
@@mog6301 when are you gonna go all out though
14:45 Can we appreciate how good Oz is at running the Pilot's Gauntlet?
I have to say it again, I love the new avatar design!
It's horrible the other one was amazing but that one just look like someone just shit on paint to make this.
I don't.
Personally, i liked the old one more but the new one isn't bad either.
Eh..I'm not keen on the new avatars. feels like it was done by a novice skilled artist.
Wait, lewding Mini-Oz? There is a special SPECIAL layer in Hell for people who do that.
The VIP layer
Samurex Atlas *now this looks like a job for me*
My fave is ASMR Thanos explains his plans while eating popcorn
0:27
This is surprisingly common, because in the local ER where my dad works, if you use the kettle and microwave at the same time, elevator drops.