r/SuspiciouslySpecific | Ordering 372 Sodas at McDonalds

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  • Time to Get suspicious
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    Twitter: Oz...
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    The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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    Music from filmmusic.io
    "George Street Shuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Backbay Lounge” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Bossa Antigua” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    “House of Leaves” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (creativecommons...)

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  • @christhegendersloth2901
    @christhegendersloth2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Ok, but like, my cousin's girlfriend walked in on me in the kitchen over thanksgiving chugging a bottle of orange juice and said "same" before eating straight cranberry sauce. She fits right in with this family

    • @georgehutter339
      @georgehutter339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do people mix cranberry sauce with something?

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@georgehutter339 I mean it would make sense. I think that you can have it with your turkey, dinner roll, or even potatoes

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hope your cousin and their girlfriend got married or at least are still together-

    • @Thinginator
      @Thinginator ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Everyone in my family except my sister insists that cranberry sauce is a sauce and must go on things like turkey. I would agree with my sister, except she hoards the cranberry sauce and won't let me have any.

    • @Weenus-gu1ys
      @Weenus-gu1ys 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have they gotten married yet

  • @willhonorless2195
    @willhonorless2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    "No one had lewded mini Oz"
    ... you've, uh... you've made a mistake, friend

    • @damoncoup5006
      @damoncoup5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@ijustwantedtowatchvideos6057 you almost got me, you son of a gun

    • @Alvaro-em1dj
      @Alvaro-em1dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sry not a native speaker,what does lewded mean?

    • @reyof_jakku_0253
      @reyof_jakku_0253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Alvaro-em1dj it means a drawing of the character in PG-13+ situations

    • @TheCoral999
      @TheCoral999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Are you challenging me?

    • @kaijumurmillo6630
      @kaijumurmillo6630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@reyof_jakku_0253 More like R rated scenerios.

  • @elfmonster1476
    @elfmonster1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    I once saw "ASMR Role Play: Funky Kong helps you through a panic attack in the club bathroom
    " in my recommended videos.

    • @darcmatter7560
      @darcmatter7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      You can rely on Funky. I can attest to it

    • @luck3073
      @luck3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@darcmatter7560 th-cam.com/video/tfgrabcOkTc/w-d-xo.html

    • @luck3073
      @luck3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so this is it th-cam.com/video/tfgrabcOkTc/w-d-xo.html

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There-there's astory behind that one, sin't there?

    • @elfmonster1476
      @elfmonster1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 Not that I know of.

  • @LandonPrizeIverson
    @LandonPrizeIverson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    Oz laughs like he's dying from lack of oxygen but somebody showed him his favorite meme.

  • @tradingforsouls
    @tradingforsouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    “Megamind is really underrated”
    *”Highway to Hell, by AC/DC”*
    **cries**

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      it's cause the minions came out right after.....

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      also perfectly timed

    • @angelataylor5241
      @angelataylor5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Acdc is awesome

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AC/DC has lots of good songs
      Hell's Bells, Back in Black, Shoot to Thrill, T.N.T., High Voltage, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, The Razor's Edge, Thunderstruck, Money talks, etc

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@guidomista3570 Dojyaaaaaa~~n.

  • @gayallthetime-5472
    @gayallthetime-5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    10:14 It fading in, in the background scared the living HEE HEE out of me

  • @9-volt219
    @9-volt219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    We all know the best ASMR is Yoda eating a hamburger while your parents argue downstairs

    • @eefoof6544
      @eefoof6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @lucienmarin-price5620
      @lucienmarin-price5620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No bro its yoda trying to rob you to fulfil his ketamine addiction

    • @novavirus7497
      @novavirus7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2k3fons'0'sh¿t outside a nightclub

    • @shawtyno1052
      @shawtyno1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like yoda liking my ear asmr

    • @luvstrucked
      @luvstrucked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh it fo sho the one where he eats kfc

  • @wandering_poot
    @wandering_poot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "No, but I have seen something that includes 18 cowboys."
    Me: **Vietnam flashbacks about Ram Ranch**

    • @Cyclone2913
      @Cyclone2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

    • @koenkelm7330
      @koenkelm7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No. Not again. I had finally purged it from my mind.

    • @eline7688
      @eline7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have no clue what this is and I’m really sure I don’t wanna know

    • @alop53O1
      @alop53O1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eline7688 just watch ram ranch it’s a song

    • @eline7688
      @eline7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alop53O1 I’m good

  • @sniperaura5152
    @sniperaura5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    The picture while u were reading the micheal Jackson story low key was terrifying

    • @bakugoukatsuki4174
      @bakugoukatsuki4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It jump scared me. I wasn't paying attention for 2 seconds while drinking water then I looked down. I yeeted my full waterbottle across my room and had a heartattack as I thought I had started seeing things. I don't know how I got jump scared so badly by just not paying attention for a full 2 seconds, but it happened.😂😂😂

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      glad I wasn't the only one

    • @OneOhEff
      @OneOhEff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I covered the picture in the thing because it’s like 2 am

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i had to skip it like fuck that i was feeling a chill in my spine i saw it as the image was slowly coming up

    • @baldsatoru5231
      @baldsatoru5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I put down my phone and had to convince myself that I was ok cause I had a mental breakdown

  • @Shadowblaze1984
    @Shadowblaze1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    dude that fading in Micheal Jackson face scared the shit out of me cuz I was holding my phone infront and above my right shoulder

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bhawdeep Chepru fuck i had to skip it cuz felt my spine cold

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imagine me who was watching this on the shower

    • @badtimebree
      @badtimebree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Me too, my eyes were kind of out of focus, so one second it's just text on a screen and then the next is a face staring at me from my phone- It caused me to jump!

    • @thatmari4433
      @thatmari4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun fact: an entire anime was based on that story. Don’t doubt it, just trust me. If you know, you know.

    • @XTitan32
      @XTitan32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Axion wait, what is the story?

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    12:33 That's a Hollywood approved Strong Female Character. Isn't it obvious?

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeeeeeep
      accurate

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Juan Cortez Muro we don’t care

    • @maxetter6703
      @maxetter6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      you ever just look at comments replying to a comment which was deleted and you low key wish that it hadn't been deleted so you can see what stupid crap they commented?

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " -I feel like it's talking about me specifically-
      -cause I'm like max level tomboy down-
      -to even my hormones-

    • @drakan4769
      @drakan4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxetter6703 it's replying to most of the top comments, it's a spambot saying "haha this video is funny af" with a link that I have no intention on clicking

  • @HaleyJeanASMR
    @HaleyJeanASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I may be a year late... but HEY! there is definitely a story within that series LOL

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh fuck it's a crossover
      What drove you to do it, Haley Jean?

    • @notryan8430
      @notryan8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what in gods name? it’s 11 on a spring saturday night and you’ve subconsciously forced me to stop watching year old reddit videos to now check out your channel and completely radicalize my recommendations. legally, i can’t blame you, but i still plan on blaming you

    • @ocal123
      @ocal123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy..

    • @Fishy577
      @Fishy577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the hero we needed but the on we deserve

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh heck yes.

  • @crispy_pizzarolls4829
    @crispy_pizzarolls4829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Oz- "No one has lewded mini Oz"
    The internet: Is that a challenge?

  • @riadirige7804
    @riadirige7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Megamind was such an underrated movie..."
    Oh, I see you are a man of culture as well...

  • @WikterRor2807
    @WikterRor2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    When he said that the stickers add 5hp i was like yea... it makes sense the car gets more health points

    • @owendaulton9316
      @owendaulton9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah gotta admit I was seriously considering asking comments why no one realized he thought hp meant horsepower and then I realized I've just been playing too much D&D

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a pro-gamer move

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *added defense*

    • @ob3vious
      @ob3vious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AC not HP. It's armour.

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I remember seeing a "ASMR Get warmer with me" and it ended up being a murder by arson
    Also one where it was like "dolphin does your raccoon makeup to infiltrate the species so we can destroy them

    • @sirincompetent758
      @sirincompetent758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Bravo Six, going dark."

    • @CustomCoupeUltimate
      @CustomCoupeUltimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those ASMR sound wilds from start to finish

    • @kittiekat10105
      @kittiekat10105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there's an asmr about a nun taking care of you while you're dying of plague and she robs you

    • @enchantedcrane6328
      @enchantedcrane6328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dolphin one is from Angelica and NGL it's actually pretty good

    • @disgustingweeb
      @disgustingweeb ปีที่แล้ว

      I found one that was something along the lines of "Egirl teaches you how to commit tax fraud". Shit's wild

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Oz: Megamind is such an underrated movie.
    Also Oz: *Proceeds to read the post with words saying "Highway to Hell"*
    Me: Such a flawless transition!

    • @qxwavy
      @qxwavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zacharius read this at it was playing

    • @janadenzic7838
      @janadenzic7838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeees
      Megamind is the best

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "RA-RA-RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHI--!"
    That whole thing was way too accurate wtf, LOL!

    • @margin3758
      @margin3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You ever heard the second lyric of that song? It goes something like, "HE HAS THE HAT THAT REALLY IS COOL."

    • @starry.030
      @starry.030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *there was a cat that really was gone

    • @nielsvanbuul3562
      @nielsvanbuul3562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RA-RA-RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S SMALLEST UWU BEAN

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nielsvanbuul3562 r/blursedcomments

    • @dustinm2717
      @dustinm2717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some tumblr post from awhile back (i think it was tumblr anyways) has corrupted my brain and now i can never not interpet rasputin as "ra-rs rasputin russia's smolest uwu bean"

  • @lexin8139
    @lexin8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "It gives you 5hp" Idk what this has to do with health points but then again I'm not a car person
    It means horsepower? Oh, that makes more sense

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not a car person either and I'm suspicious it means both at once.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I, too, am not a car person. I am a normal person. I am not car.
      ...
      Hail Sithis.

    • @eater_of_yeets
      @eater_of_yeets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye same

    • @gamertim4189
      @gamertim4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5hp is a lot if you go by that one battle strategy game from like the us military from the 20th century's standard that says "hitpoint = number of 14 inch shells the unit can survive"

    • @joeymcm04
      @joeymcm04 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VoidZeroNothing I'm not a car person either.
      Hail Sithis.

  • @BioshockChar
    @BioshockChar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    9:32 You're walking in the woods
    There's no one around and your phone is dead
    Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
    Shia LaBeouf.

    • @anormalchest560
      @anormalchest560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's following you, about 30 feet back
      He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
      He's gaining on you
      *Shia LaBeouf*

    • @TheD1V1NE
      @TheD1V1NE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anormalchest560 You, in desperation, take off your pants. Your proudly wave it at Shia LaBeouf.
      He growled, backing off. He then sprinted away, seeing a deer nearby.
      You put your pants back on and run away.
      *Shia LaBeouf*

    • @Liltinasmile
      @Liltinasmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
      He's almost upon you now
      and you can see there's blood on his face
      My God, there's blood everywhere!

    • @bumblebitxh6370
      @bumblebitxh6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But wait! He isn’t dead! S H I A S U R P R I S E

    • @eroguro4785
      @eroguro4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very anticlimactic

  • @dofoof3908
    @dofoof3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    My favorite asmr is "Thanos explains his plan while eating a KFC family meal"

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i looked this up and i do not regret it

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh, have you even HEARD a Yoda ASMR vid? Uncultured swine

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wizzy5702 I thought you were three users lmao

    • @GhostedPlays
      @GhostedPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wizzy5702 ah a man of culture too i see buccellati is proud

    • @spideroi
      @spideroi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My personal favorite is "Tender and Emotionally Intelligent Funky Kong consoles you after a messy divorce"

  • @aprilmay3302
    @aprilmay3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    1:50 "just do a taste test"
    Welp that cursed comment gave me shivering nightmares more than my dad who doesnt think im weak because he was raised in a farm, but I was raised in the city while being underweight, thanks for that

    • @acanadianpumpkin
      @acanadianpumpkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i give you a real cursed comment
      ILL SNIFF THE AIR OUT OF YOUR NOSE

    • @aprilmay3302
      @aprilmay3302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@acanadianpumpkin do it, I dare you. My nose works about as well as the american education system, I dont breathe anyways

    • @webcoreuser
      @webcoreuser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      April May I-

    • @isfet5730
      @isfet5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acanadianpumpkin That's more for r/RareThreats

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
    @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:03 I'm in tears dude that came SO far out of left field I was nowhere near ready for a response like that

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder what happened to him. And if he's ok.

  • @zephyromega3077
    @zephyromega3077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Oz Media is like the middle ground between Emkay and Sorrow TV

    • @aliendxde
      @aliendxde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      no arguments against that

    • @47AdriRamiAKAETHG
      @47AdriRamiAKAETHG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree

    • @gambitt6678
      @gambitt6678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

    • @based980
      @based980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is so accurate yet so random

    • @NycmanTheNicestOfMen
      @NycmanTheNicestOfMen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best of both worlds tbh

  • @harleyfields1664
    @harleyfields1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "No one has lewded mini-Oz yet, to my knowledge."
    has someone already lewded oz? im genuinely curious now

    • @thatgirlinamask8699
      @thatgirlinamask8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You have unleashed a beast my friend

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got told on one of the r/MakeMeSuffer videos that someone would send one to me after I said that there are not people who do that, but I haven't been sent anything in my knowledge.

    • @johntaylor4013
      @johntaylor4013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nope just looked lmao

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hera5614
      Of all places it was on r/makemesuffer

    • @jona7357
      @jona7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing on the rule 34 site, thank god.

  • @diepssuarez2676
    @diepssuarez2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    4:10
    Europeans: Ok, no using the imperial system for this book. You will need to find another way to measure.
    *Europeans point to metric system hintingly*
    America: 800 HAMBURGER

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lukeriel That is actually not the joke. The actual joke is that the American didn't use the Imperial/Customary units as they were told, but did choose another way that wasn't metric.
      Marik Ishtar explained that USA don't use the Imperial system, and that it's called the customary system. This could be used as a loophole, and could be made as part of the joke, but wasn't. The joke treated the customary system as the Imperial system.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Monika the cycle-path Yeah, but you need to be an actual caveman to still use this system, when metric and (ew) imperial exist.

    • @thatjojolesbian
      @thatjojolesbian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the issue is, are we talking McDonalds hamburger or are we talking an actual burger from an actual burger place bc them McDonalds shits are tiny but a good burger can weigh half a pound or more, there's no standard "hamburger" to base it off of

    • @maximumwolfe9462
      @maximumwolfe9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't Europeans also invent the imperial system?

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maximumwolfe9462 They did. But that was centuries ago. Europeans also invented the ballista, does that mean their modern army has to use it? No. Things become obsolete when a better replacement is available, the measurement systems follow the same logic

  • @ImagineDroplet
    @ImagineDroplet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    10:08
    Me, watching this at 2am: *Looks towards window slowly*
    Some random bird: *Hits my window*

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Sebastian Hahn
      Someone Just Got Their Window Hit By A Bat.
      Definitely Not A..
      _Smooth Criminal._

    • @alexbradshaw5466
      @alexbradshaw5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sebastian Hahn HEE HEE

    • @HieuNguyen-dv3ld
      @HieuNguyen-dv3ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F for the birb

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this comments thread is amusing despite being so short

  • @clargonaut6015
    @clargonaut6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    If you didn't want the internet to lewd Mini-OZ, you shouldn't have said anything. We all know how quickly rule 34 takes effect.

    • @Graythepossum
      @Graythepossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      If it exists, there is p*rn of it

    • @matdul3837
      @matdul3837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Isn't mini Oz like...
      U N D E R A G E ?

    • @Graythepossum
      @Graythepossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@matdul3837 the rule still applies, nothing can stop it

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@matdul3837 welcome to the internet where the top 2 search things are cat videos and any type of porn you can think of

    • @lazerrarrow
      @lazerrarrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      nobody better lewd mini oz i swear if they do i will use the 4th bullet of a gun to kill them in a walmart parking lot while its raining at 9:23am.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    12:47 it's a parody of a specific type of perfect strong female character in films that's primarily a sex object to men
    She's all dark and dangerous, and into manly things so can be relatable to guys, but is still extremely feminine and sexy and not like other girls and is completely open with her sexuality with no nonsense and all that shit
    It's a really lame fantasy that's really directed at the older 30-40 year old plus type guy, but of course she is just shy into her 20's and acts far older than she is, whilst having zero independent actual character or connection to actual women whatsoever
    She's just a loose assortment of a sexual traits, basically
    Think of most antagonistic femme fatales
    Like a cross between Megan fox's character in Transformers and Onnatop in James Bond
    Gritty down to earth female characters always have 6 older brothers to explain how they know how to work on trucks lmao

    • @jadynsykes8863
      @jadynsykes8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ya I hate that cliche 😭

    • @Lea-ep1bi
      @Lea-ep1bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It also has some parallels to the stone cold detective "trope", which mostly consists of guys.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The only strong female character who knows her shit about trucks that I can recall that isn't just a sex object is the fiancé in "My Cousin Vinny." I can't recall her name and I'm too lazy to Google it but I liked her a lot.

    • @Valena_Grayhope
      @Valena_Grayhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too me it just sounds like a AI Dungeon story

    • @yourlocalantifacist9524
      @yourlocalantifacist9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are we talking about heathers?

  • @hehehorf782
    @hehehorf782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Since you guys havent lewded Mini-Oz yet" //sweats//
    I havent yet but the voice just. Its cute ok.

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This subreddit is basically just the meme where Scott Lang says “what the hell happened here?”

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do people call superhero’s by their secret identity?

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 cause in the clip I’m referring to he isn’t dressed as or acting as Antman, it’s Scott Lang, fresh out of another dimension with half the world gone

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SpairM so?

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 you asked why, weirdo

    • @Brite-um2tq
      @Brite-um2tq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238superheroes*

  • @amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790
    @amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Welp it’s suspicious alright but some are just....what?

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790
      @amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Cortez Muro ha ha very funny you self bot or what ever you are

    • @SurfingKyogreNL
      @SurfingKyogreNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro Go fuck yourself

    • @thejestersnight
      @thejestersnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to agree there, there I'm an overly, sarcastic, no cares given girl, and oddly weird.. I have to agree.
      -Rachel

    • @aceofspades3361
      @aceofspades3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of them belong in
      r/iamveryrandom

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "No one has lewded Mini oz"
    Now buckaroo.....you have commited a great mistake, YOU HAVE BLOOD IN YOUR HANDS

    • @matiasnyberg5625
      @matiasnyberg5625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I... i really hope everyone has blood *in* their hands...

    • @_stardustcolors
      @_stardustcolors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matiasnyberg5625 same-

    • @tlonigamer421
      @tlonigamer421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matiasnyberg5625 *_YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM NOT KEEPING IT IN MY HANDS_*

    • @matiasnyberg5625
      @matiasnyberg5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tlonigamer421 NO!

    • @matiasnyberg5625
      @matiasnyberg5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zaktot1357 34*

  • @gaylewinds4808
    @gaylewinds4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I seriously heard that no one has "looted Mini Oz" and it took me reading the comments to understand that people have not actually been trying to rob your anime alter ego.

    • @tomori8946
      @tomori8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      uuuh... I think we should just leave it at that.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard "looted" too and the comments haven't clarified at all. Can you help me, man?
      I just hope it's not sexual...
      Edit: Sigh, found my answer two comments later. It's sexual.

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArcanineEspeon I see the edit but just to make sure everyone here knows, to lewd is to go against the will of god himself, which is why we atheists do it the most

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    12:27
    *how did Zack know that Isaac misspelled “pineapples” if they are talking?*

    • @sirincompetent758
      @sirincompetent758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is classified information.

    • @taswani5255
      @taswani5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why are you searching out plot holes in urban dictionary definitions?

    • @vip3r-_-
      @vip3r-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taswani5255 I have no idea lol

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He pronounced it wrong

  • @ems8097
    @ems8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    4:05 americans will
    use any other measurement than metric

    • @fantasy2reality717
      @fantasy2reality717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look, people keep getting mad that we're using feet and pounds. Is this not what they wanted???

    • @someguy4384
      @someguy4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looks like my comment is gone. I'm being silenced by Big Metric!
      If Furlongs (8 furlongs = 1 mile) are too much, then I shall use Chains! (22 yards = 1 chain)
      Down with the Metric Agenda!!!

    • @someguy4384
      @someguy4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Owen Boyd
      Don't let Big Metric get you down, bro.
      Embrace the standard imperial system for what it is. Revolutionary defiance.
      Those dirty red coats want us to use their filthy royal measurement systems. Nah. That's too prim and proper. Kilometers? The heck is a Kilometer?
      I live my life one furlong at a time because that's the way the founding fathers intended for this country and its people. Anything else is the ramblings of madmen and traitors.

    • @stupidgames-hq9wo
      @stupidgames-hq9wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@someguy4384 I actually had to calculate a physics problem (second year, university level)and convert into furlongs per fortnight. The memory has stuck with me when things in Real Life seem to be getting odd or annoying.
      That wasn't the only situation that required infrequently used conversions, but some stories are better left untold.

  • @idoalittletrolling4867
    @idoalittletrolling4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "No but I have seen something with eighteen cowboys"
    Me: **"Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers" echoes through my mind**
    Mm...good times

  • @marshalltheman9505
    @marshalltheman9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I have seen something involving 18 cowboys”
    Everyone with an Internet connection:😃😃

  • @SquooshyCatboy
    @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “No one has lewded Mini Oz-“
    Me, who has been on Twitter: “Yeah uh no... Thats uhm... A lie.. don’t... don’t ask how I know.”

  • @Jack-rd3nt
    @Jack-rd3nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That Michael Jackson image actually made my skin crawl as it grew brighter 😭 Love you Oz

    • @astroboy7478
      @astroboy7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That shit scared me for a sec . I feel you bro

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg when I saw that coming I fell out of my bed. And um I am on the top bunk of a bunk bed sooo

    • @dabadadoo5262
      @dabadadoo5262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was not paying attention and looked at the screen and fell over

    • @anormalhumanuwu
      @anormalhumanuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hee hee

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    This ENTIRE video was just a “what the f*** happened here”
    Correct me if I’m wrong, I’ll wait

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Some of them tho is just a "how the fck did we get here" vibe to it

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sushii Bird Ehhhhhhhh, yes and no

    • @ambrosxa
      @ambrosxa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the*

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      l l Yes thank you, that is so very important

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (i'm so sorry for this but i have to) actually it was a "“what the f*** happened here” moment not a “what they f*** happened here”

  • @chelsonbelson
    @chelsonbelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    10:12- I litteraly thought I was seeing thing when I saw the face
    HEE HEE

    • @ZylowHF
      @ZylowHF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I though I was going to get mentally killed with a jumpscare

  • @musiscarrinu3470
    @musiscarrinu3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "18 cowboys"
    *SCREECHES UNCONTROLLABLY*

  • @greatpower6063
    @greatpower6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Gollum voice "my precious.. vitamin c" 0:58

  • @justkillmeallready4993
    @justkillmeallready4993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Imagine sitting in the hospital with your dying grandma
    When you suddenly hear “high way to hell” accompanied by a long and sharp bip

    • @proffeserian219
      @proffeserian219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just the way i like my fried chicken killed.

    • @naturewarrior5548
      @naturewarrior5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ian spreitzer r/cursedcomments

  • @luciellawliet
    @luciellawliet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    *RAM RAANNNCCHHHHHHH*
    Thank you to my cousin for introducing me to this wonderful song, and my curiosity of wondering what he happened to be doing at the time. This is just one more reason he will always be the favorite cousin

    • @bobbysalomi5060
      @bobbysalomi5060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @slytester1723
      @slytester1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luciel Lawliet th-cam.com/video/rwhVb1MMewo/w-d-xo.html

    • @slytester1723
      @slytester1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luciel Lawliet watch that

    • @luciellawliet
      @luciellawliet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SlyTester172 Omfg, I love it! Lmao, thank you! I’m gonna send this to my friends with no context

    • @puroshon3044
      @puroshon3044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      18 NAKED COW BOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

  • @BatBeardGames
    @BatBeardGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so glad that people are starting to pick up on the fact that Megamind is an underrated movie. I remember watching it in theaters the day it came out with my large group of friends, thinking it was one of the greatest animated movies ever made and then them all saying "Meh, it was alright." It was then I realized that I needed new friends.

  • @remyblas
    @remyblas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:00 This one reminds me of another post a while back that said something like "americans will measure with anything except the metric system"

    • @All54321
      @All54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As they measure a pot hole using washing machines

  • @UnfunnyFigs
    @UnfunnyFigs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "no one has lewded mini oz"
    oh no what have you done
    now this is going to be a thing, this is on you

  • @garythesnail8863
    @garythesnail8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Theory:
    The root beers could be a reference from spongebob, the episode where plankton gets all of his relatives to help him steal the krab by patty secret formula, in exchange for root beer.

    • @edwardzweyer9669
      @edwardzweyer9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/boneappletea

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edward Zweyer how is that boneappletea?

    • @gilbert9167
      @gilbert9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@garythesnail8863 Good question

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Duke of Null yes but that’s autocorrect not bone Apple tea which is where someone knows the word but not how to spell it

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m praying that it is, so it’s justified for me to do this for an obscure reference only truly cultured ppl will get

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    (3:45) I don't like that the person mixed up "minimum" and "average". You'll have to on average fight 5 kangaroos, but someone will fight of 0. - It's the same as if you drive 30 km/h through the residential area for 30 minutes, then straight up on a motorway at 110 km/h for 1h 30 minutes. That makes your average speed 90 km/h during those two hours, but this dude would say you did a minimum of 90 km/h on your trip that included the residential area.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On one hand you're right, and now that I think about it they probably did fuck it up. but on the other hand I didn't question the error too much because of this: I'm imagining a single person going "oh shit I better fight 5 kangaroos. Actually I better fight more than 5 kangaroos because some people will definitely fight less. The babies definitely won't. Yeah I need to fight at least 5, probably more."

  • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
    @Thalia_Aquaticaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    *go look up the chronicles of Hamood trust me*

    • @lolmanbomber2904
      @lolmanbomber2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *I hate you*

    • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
      @Thalia_Aquaticaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lolmanbomber2904 a new achievement

    • @sovietunion8087
      @sovietunion8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gojira Fan I can only get so erect

    • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
      @Thalia_Aquaticaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sovietunion8087 good thing part 12 comes out later this fall. I can't wait to see what they do with Hamoods Habibi shrine connection. Part 11 was such a cliffhanger

    • @Axenscity
      @Axenscity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I found that a few days ago and it's beautiful number 6 has my comment and the music was lit

  • @lumineer2
    @lumineer2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I was sitting in the car while the Michael Jackson horror story was going on, and right after it ends, "Smooth Criminal" comes on.

    • @talkingpuppy4963
      @talkingpuppy4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’ve been struck by...

    • @loneranger7004
      @loneranger7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TyOfTheRee *he has awoken*

    • @hjpt73
      @hjpt73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@loneranger7004 hee hees in anger

    • @gdbacon1234
      @gdbacon1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *hee hee*

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You've been hit by
      You've been struck by
      Truck... *BAAOW!* 💥🚐

  • @mfingmothman5370
    @mfingmothman5370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    *Easy, just do a taste test.*
    Achievement unlocked: Joining the dark side
    Me: Oz nO-

    • @toasse8163
      @toasse8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Artblock Ohz no*

    • @toasse8163
      @toasse8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Artblock it’s a pun, oh and oz together

    • @toasse8163
      @toasse8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Artblock ever heard of a pun?

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Juan Cortez Muro what the fucc no one asked

    • @unknownbunny9888
      @unknownbunny9888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toasse8163 Good Job... Please more puns... (Puns autocorrects to pins) oh no...

  • @hydra4616
    @hydra4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    03:33
    Oz Media : "No but I have seen something that includes 18 cowboys"
    Me : Ram Ranch ? idk maybe I think so though

  • @yourhumbledissenter
    @yourhumbledissenter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I relate to the orange juice guy on a spiritual level. God speed, other citrus gremlins!

  • @OmeganKryist
    @OmeganKryist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hee hee is legit more terrifying than anything I’ve ever heard

  • @ihavenocockandimustcream
    @ihavenocockandimustcream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "Nobody has lewded mini Oz yet, to my knowledge"
    *intensely sweating*

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What do you know? Are you part of them? 😑
      No seriously, why do they do that? That's terribile!

    • @ihavenocockandimustcream
      @ihavenocockandimustcream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@bluebeka2458 I have the right to remain silent.

    • @socoolyeahyeah4867
      @socoolyeahyeah4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Blue Beka s h e. d o e s. I t

    • @ihavenocockandimustcream
      @ihavenocockandimustcream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@socoolyeahyeah4867 I'm a he

    • @gexill
      @gexill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!!

  • @margin3758
    @margin3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When Oz says: "Nobody has lewded mini Oz to my knowledge"
    Me: "Where the hell did you get that text to speech voice? Oz? OZ?!"

    • @luigi1k329
      @luigi1k329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noooohoho no no no no this dude this dude

    • @luigi1k329
      @luigi1k329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no no no... you sneaky cat, you sneaky cat!

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need a link to this

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ttsmp3, i think. voice of ivy.

  • @recordingcontrol1776
    @recordingcontrol1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he first said "HP" I thought he was talking about hit points

  • @specimengojo
    @specimengojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:51 when the Micheal Jackson showed up I thought it was Flipping momo

  • @bugzimm2527
    @bugzimm2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel uncomfortably safe hearing mini oz’s voice. They’re like a dream I had but can’t quite recall. The sound of a cool comforter in summer.

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Megamind is such a underrated movie”
    YES! FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS! ITS AMAZING AND ITS NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION IT NEEDS

  • @spartanvenom5388
    @spartanvenom5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:03 you can’t get root beer at McDonalds,something tells me they’re confused about more of your order than the fact you’re ordering 372 small drinks

  • @Mango_mahogany
    @Mango_mahogany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:11 plot twist
    He hears the door open slightly and his cat comes in but the sounds still continue

  • @mikejr7727
    @mikejr7727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    18 NAKED COWBO- yeah we get this I'd hope

    • @SanAntonioSpursfan_
      @SanAntonioSpursfan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Jr 77 me dieing on the inside while not knowing whats the reference is

  • @rowlaskren1282
    @rowlaskren1282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I relate to that orange juice one too much
    Speaking of which, we just got some orange juice...

    • @elicooper5463
      @elicooper5463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too...

    • @jayk.a.5751
      @jayk.a.5751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, my mom had to stop buying it for me until my "phase" died out...
      And then she refused to enable my apple juice "phase" that never actually got a chance to truly begin because she was smart and didn't buy me any lol

  • @weebalert2613
    @weebalert2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:37 Imagine you're going to rob this dude's house and you see this

  • @brimbrim5389
    @brimbrim5389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2:23
    That's an odd way to spell Esidisi.
    AYAYAYAYAYA

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Go to the corner.

    • @brimbrim5389
      @brimbrim5389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OzMediaOfficial
      idk man telling someone to share the corner with my brother, sister, 2.83x removed cousin and estranged wife's adopted attack helicopter sounds kinda communist to me

    • @natethegreat3165
      @natethegreat3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WAMUU

    • @KonoByleth
      @KonoByleth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claka volley

    • @Madarauchiha-ye5hj
      @Madarauchiha-ye5hj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just...imma just eventually stop thinking...

  • @clippy4786
    @clippy4786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “No but I have seen something that include 18 cowboys”
    *Song plays in the distance slowly getting louder*
    “.... 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch”
    Me: “OH GOD TAKE SHELTER!”

    • @exclusivelyasian4227
      @exclusivelyasian4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cowboys love hot throbbing-
      No no no no no not again

  • @OneToxicPixel
    @OneToxicPixel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You mean... No one has lewded mini Oz... *YET*
    After saying this, the internet funny people will just start working. Remember the time you said "If you want me to block you, just OwO and UwU me. I hate that" and everyone did that? Yeah... that is what is going to happen to mini Oz now.

    • @matdul3837
      @matdul3837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no...

    • @mattinacave1947
      @mattinacave1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just hope it hasn’t yet

    • @DORRogue
      @DORRogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro stfu

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @HallowLitten101 r/rareinsults

  • @deltazenturo1701
    @deltazenturo1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When she asks “How’s your footwork” and you explain you’re a medieval swordsman that specializes in the Fione Longsword style and you have been undefeated for your entire life

  • @КеллатПозитивный
    @КеллатПозитивный 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    ASMR thanos explains his plan but he's on his lunch break eating a kfc family meal

  • @randombottleofdrpepper7336
    @randombottleofdrpepper7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Some of y’all have never even had a theatre friend harass you with minecraft memes and it shows

    • @aliendxde
      @aliendxde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *me, the musical theatre friend that harrassing people with minecraft memes*: fuck.

    • @randombottleofdrpepper7336
      @randombottleofdrpepper7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh it’s speading

  • @user-vy4dt6jg9g
    @user-vy4dt6jg9g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Michael Jackson one had so much potential

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish it referenced more of his songs.
      Like maybe: "you close your eyes, and hope that it is just imagination."

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want a compilation of oz saying
    "Hee hee"

  • @peaceten9
    @peaceten9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He’s right, no one has lewded mini oz. that’s now gonna change as he officially challenged rule 34... I won’t... someone will though.

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you send me a link I need proof, I’m an investigating android, RK800 model to be specific. I need proof of this crime.

    • @Samwellslogs
      @Samwellslogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CursedCaptainGaming so your connor the android sent by cyber life

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a life in fnaf Yes, my name is Connor, and I’m the android sent by CyberLife.

    • @marsnatale3184
      @marsnatale3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I-is this a challenge...?

    • @radhair3049
      @radhair3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rule 35: If rule 34 hasn't occurred to a character, it will in the future.

  • @BobBob-qg4lo
    @BobBob-qg4lo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyone gangsta till the Honda Civic starts farting at 12,000,000,069 decibels

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    13:46 r/mylifeirl this is what my brain was doing and I couldn’t take it so I opened TH-cam

    • @TheJrvalverde
      @TheJrvalverde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RA RA RASPUTIN...

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheJrvalverde
      RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

    • @erin2974
      @erin2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsPlasma06 THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

  • @uv-al
    @uv-al 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love how whenever hes talking it looks like hes having a headache and has his hand on his head to calm it down

  • @murakumo65
    @murakumo65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    is it sad that when you said all those thing add HP to your honda civic, I was thinking hit points not horse power?

    • @i_need_sleep_2034
      @i_need_sleep_2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na, i was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @shellshock5350
      @shellshock5350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think thats the joke... Might be wrong though

  • @subtotalaljar3620
    @subtotalaljar3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oz: Talks about ASMR specific videos
    Me: *sweats remembering Yoda's Kedamine addiction.*

  • @Birch_ON
    @Birch_ON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:50 How did this boi get the EXACT description of not only me but the girl I liked back a few years ago.
    They will get along as friends but nothing more. Experience man

  • @circlexc908
    @circlexc908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:26 Achievement unlocked: Secret Ending

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That moment when your turning purple because your friends slapping you at 3pm in the park

  • @anepiccatnamedhector1483
    @anepiccatnamedhector1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    americans do anything to avoid the metric system, huh

    • @Aqua-bt4sg
      @Aqua-bt4sg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm American, I would rather the metric system

    • @BobBob-qg4lo
      @BobBob-qg4lo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aqua 51830 congrats you have the correct amount of chromosomes, now get off TH-cam and sign a petition.
      Good luck comrades
      (Also you’re outlets are inferior to the 3 pronged uk ones, however that is a problem for another time)

    • @latioshunter
      @latioshunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And our own

    • @randomperson3051
      @randomperson3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Juan Cortez Muro get out

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't that a Canadian book?

  • @leeannjackson9710
    @leeannjackson9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have a friend that would go great on r/Suspiciouslysuspicious because one of our conversations will go
    Him "this taste worse than a rat that's left out a Sunday afternoon"
    Me "How tf do you know what a rat taste like?"
    Him "that's for me to know and the mole people that work with the fbi but only on Tuesdays to find out"
    Me " ... "
    Tldr- tf goes on in your head ZACH

  • @ryoakihiko2545
    @ryoakihiko2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "And since no one has lewded mini Oz, to my knowledge-"
    Does this man even know what rule 34 is?

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm kind of tempted to look it up, go on Twitter, and send him a link.
      Just a random r34 link with no description whatsoever, and it leads to the first page of search results when you look for Mini Oz on r34.

    • @ryoakihiko2545
      @ryoakihiko2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nO-

  • @CursedCerberus
    @CursedCerberus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Nobody's lewded mini Oz"
    My rebellious instinct wants to lewd
    But he is under age, and I am a good girl

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is not real. He doesn't have a real age

    • @mog6301
      @mog6301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I, however, am not. Challenge accepted.

    • @CursedCerberus
      @CursedCerberus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mog6301 Oh god no-

    • @mog6301
      @mog6301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm at work so can't actually go all out but here's my sfw doodle lol
      ibb.co/FYBxpWj

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mog6301 when are you gonna go all out though

  • @silverknight6684
    @silverknight6684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:35 Ram Ranch ?

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wait, lewding Mini-Oz? There is a special SPECIAL layer in Hell for people who do that.

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The VIP layer

    • @myra1222
      @myra1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samurex Atlas *now this looks like a job for me*

  • @valkyrie6932
    @valkyrie6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:23 omg this sounds EXACTLY TO THE TEE like me and my brother. Omg do we have doppelgängers?!

  • @mfs-3kiryu592
    @mfs-3kiryu592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Day 8 of asking oz to make a video with mini oz only. I am one, but we are many, oz.

    • @scarletassassin523
      @scarletassassin523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jay Es mini oz is the next king

    • @mfs-3kiryu592
      @mfs-3kiryu592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beeise8676 soon.

    • @Ghost_Director
      @Ghost_Director 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same thing a few videos back

    • @mfs-3kiryu592
      @mfs-3kiryu592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ghost_Director we are one movement.

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @Celected
    @Celected 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    yeah i would mow my lawn at 7am on a saturday
    edut: why did this get likes...?

    • @NULLIFY-fz4sj
      @NULLIFY-fz4sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Celected good for you now you make me want to mow the lawn at 7am

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same- *the neighbors stay up all night with their kids in the backyard anyways*

    • @timelessva2825
      @timelessva2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhhhhhhhhehehehe *edut*

    • @saltganker
      @saltganker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edit*

    • @DorianPhalen
      @DorianPhalen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are monster

  • @mystic_mountain
    @mystic_mountain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I have to say it again, I love the new avatar design!

    • @lucalegaldomal5576
      @lucalegaldomal5576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's horrible the other one was amazing but that one just look like someone just shit on paint to make this.

    • @katsune9359
      @katsune9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't.

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally, i liked the old one more but the new one isn't bad either.

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh..I'm not keen on the new avatars. feels like it was done by a novice skilled artist.

  • @AustinJASMR
    @AustinJASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite asmr are the ones that are really fast paced, like "Fastest cranial nerve exam ever" or "Beating you until you're unconscious" really helps me sleep.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:22 I can't say whether or not that would work. I'd try, but I don't know any girl like that.

    • @francis623
      @francis623 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey go to fortniteburger.net trust me

    • @KohlToy
      @KohlToy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raven ggs my guy

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raven I only just looked at the link. Can you go fuck yourself?

  • @atomsorcerer8356
    @atomsorcerer8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No one:
    The thumbnail: _yeow_

    • @God-ve4pd
      @God-ve4pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOT THE INCOGNITO TAB.

  • @delmarpasirens
    @delmarpasirens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "if you mod a honda civic correctly, kudos to you" oh he's CULTURED.

  • @aryaroberts8131
    @aryaroberts8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Megamind has my three favorite tropes
    1.) Bastardization Arc (villain corrupt with morals)
    2.) Reverse Bastardization Arc (hero becomes a bigger threat than the villain)
    3.) Beautiful Chaos (The two smart friends whos singular brain cells are allergic to each other)