For a survival situation? I guess if I had to pick, I'd rather be trapped in a strange man with a forest. For one thing, I doubt that such a guy would hurt me, but if a bear showed up, I'd just have to run faster than him. Shouldn't be that tough.
Sidescrollers kept showing up in my feed, and i wasn't interested. 3 months later, I might kind of enjoy watching, against my will. Now, you and Blabs won me over.
I work in vet med. Today, we are exploring and repairing a small tear on a small dog created by a simple swipe by a bear cub. 1 nail tore about a 1 inch strip that also made it all the way to the abdomen. The dog is ok, but he has a herniated stomach, which means it opened up to the stomach, and without this surgery, he will probably become septic.
Yeah the probability of being stuck in the woods with a serial killing man is FAR LOWER than a being stuck with a serial killing bear. It’s almost like these women are choosing suicide over survival lol
I bought so many miracle sheets. It’s a miracle in every sheet. I have cut up some of my miracle sheets up into rags and use them as miracle rags. Thank you
The bear/man thing is ridiculous. The exercise is enlightening as it exposes people who have no idea what statistics are or how probabilities work. Or they know full well but are willing to lie because they actually hate men. People go hiking all the time in woods, often in semi- or very- remote areas and walk past men all the time. This isn't a hypothetical where you dream up the worst case scenario like if it was a serial whatever vs getting between a bear and it's cubs. I've hiked in very remote areas of northern New Mexico and have been relatively close (still a few hundred feet away) from a full grown bear and I can tell you that I never want to even be that close to a bear in the wild, ever again.
Ok. I grew up in a city, my husband moved me to the sticks. I'm country AF now. But i remember working and living in the city. Survival techniques when you leave work at 11pm. I also have survival techniques in the woods now. But you brag about hiking in areas where my family lives and plays. I chose men over bears, but it annoys me when dudes play at being hard. Dominating women then shrinking before actual manhood.
It's a ploy to garner sympathy, women don't care about the statistics. You either agree with them when they imply ALL men are X bad thing, or they gaslight you into believing you're said X bad thing yourself. Don't play their game
I was a land surveyor in a mountainous county for many years. Bears will make every effort to avoid humans, and experience in the woods gives you a sense of when they (or mountain lions) are around.
I think it's safe to assume the variables are all equal in these two scenarios, so the man or bear would be the same distance (close enough to pass). At a few feet distance you're either trying to make yourself look big to the bear, curling up on the ground and "playing de*d" or you're getting mauled until the bear loses interest. Passing the man, there's something like a 1% chance you won't just exchange pleasantries and just keep walking.
It is normal for farmers to put down their animals. A gun is one of the 3 approved humane ways to do it. Bolt guns and an injection are the other 2. Bolt guns aren’t common on an average but they are used at slaughterhouses. And the injection can be expensive and require a vet.
Time out Angela said the dog was sick so I’ll give them a pass but Kristy’s dog slaughtered a bunch of chickens was aggressive around children and bit her but that dog should be spared 🤔
16:05 -ish Bears don't like to eat dead things...in fact, bears are well known to eat their prey live & typically start guts-1st. A family friend's buddy who was hunting got ambushed by a Grizzly (when shot at, it disappeared among the trees & blindsided him [kind of like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park, but solo instead of a pack] but sound like they are EVERYWHERE all around you as they flank you). It came out behind him & he just dropped in a semi-fetal position/played dead (trying to cover his stomach). The bear snuffled him, batted & rolled him around a bit & then left, afterward the guy managed to make his way to the nearest road & was picked up by motorists (disoriented & in shock). That was when he discovered the bear had ate his nose & one of his ears (the prior snuffling) atop being a bit slashed/cut up (the batting/rolling him around). Dude was all F*d up, but survived (albeit maimed)...I think he lost a finger or two as well... Point is, the bear likely didn't eat him due to thinking he was dead or potentially diseased. If that bear ate that motorist after a car accident & the guy was already dead, it would have to be starving or fresh out of hibernation and/or desperate. I agree they probably just said that to make the family feel better~
I've had dogs all my life, I'm siding with 1/4 B on this one. If the context I heard is right, dog was attacking livestock, the neighbours and even went after Kristi I think. That dog was a danger to everyone if it was going after the person who raised it. It may have been able to been trained out of that, but who knows. She said it was untrainable or something, maybe she had professionals come in?
Fun fact, over last few years faa imposed new rules on which altitudes that planes can fly. They used to be able to fly over the turbulence but now have to fly lower to "save fuel and save the climate" look it up, true story.
LoL right after the operator says I don't see how eating him will help... boom transition to no living being should eat processed food for every meal. LOL
Great episode guys, I don't know if you want to beat the DEI/Nerd Culture Horse but if you're interested Kirsche Verstahl has covered this extensively as well. Happy Wednesday!
😂😆 One of my favorite shows on TH-cam these days. Keep on making us laugh and ill keep coming back. Ill be on the lookout when you come to Nebraska again or a neighboring state🚶🐻 🌈 🐻
Hee-frickin-larious... Also, Trump Force One, so-named after the fact, had a landing exactly like this when the front landing gear refused to do it's job. FUN FACT!
Regarding airplanes…that’s why I prefer to travel by rail. Unfortunately, I live on a tiny island where I HAVE to fly if I want to go to the mainland or the nearest territory… So, there’s that.
Quarter Black, it's called 'Confirmation Bias' when you notice something everywhere all of a sudden. "Finger that like button, and fist that subscribe! Don't forget to jingle the notification bells."
@07:05 Gotta be more brave cause I think she gotta be brave to go outside. I weight a buck fifty, and I’m scared to go into public. It’s gotta be all the extra that provides the Bravery
Farmers kill out of necessity, not minor inconveniences. Do you think that farmers don't have neighbors or friends in the city? Unless the 14month old puppy is dying, farmers will offer the pup to a neighbor, fellow church goer or a friend. Only a narcissist does what Christi did.
At this point in time, I will never, ever fly again. Why are people still flying today?? A small piece of me hopes if people stop funding them for safety reasons alone then they just might take this sh!t seriously for fux sake.
Would you rather be trapped in a forest with a bear, a strange man, or a bear 🏳️🌈?
Rawrrrrr. Bahahaha. @whatever has been asking female species this, and most say bear...🤦♂️
So a bear , some dude or a gay bear? Can we shoot the gay bear?
For a survival situation? I guess if I had to pick, I'd rather be trapped in a strange man with a forest. For one thing, I doubt that such a guy would hurt me, but if a bear showed up, I'd just have to run faster than him. Shouldn't be that tough.
Whatever the case, I am not trapped in the forest with them; they are trapped in the forest with me.
a strange man of course 🤔
Thanks for having me on guys. Hope to come back again soon!
Any time!
Random engagement! Fun!
You might have had a good time, but nobody request a return visit.
Aaaashit. I hit the thumbs down every time
Sidescrollers kept showing up in my feed, and i wasn't interested. 3 months later, I might kind of enjoy watching, against my will. Now, you and Blabs won me over.
Haven't seen you on a set since GameAttack. Crazy nostalgic feeling. 🤣
Thank you for having me on, I had a great time.
We loved having you! Come back soon!
“I used to bear knuckle box bears” and Angela’s right to bear arms was on point! Lol
You guys plug sponsers as awesome as Norm used to. Had my sides hurting. Thanks for the great laughs
So true!! All other videos it’s tap tap tap to skip. These guys you have to watch just to see what funny shît is gunna happen.
That Miracle Made was hilarious lol
To be honest, the Normal World ad reads are the only ones I never skip 🤣
Same
Stevie T has great ad reads, too. 😂
Same with Tim Dillon. I never skip his ads
JaysTwoCents with the iFixIt ads. Legendary
Dido!
Dave's comedy tour should be called "Daddy needs money." His words, not mine 😅
Crispin is always a favorite 😊
💯
Crispin is funny as fook ! Do you know who it is cos I ain't got a clue ?
Normal World in the mornings are the best
Great seeing Craig on this show. Cheers!
glad to see Craig on Normal World! he's doing god's work on the Gaming front!
I work in vet med. Today, we are exploring and repairing a small tear on a small dog created by a simple swipe by a bear cub. 1 nail tore about a 1 inch strip that also made it all the way to the abdomen. The dog is ok, but he has a herniated stomach, which means it opened up to the stomach, and without this surgery, he will probably become septic.
Well, I do pray all goes well today for you and the dog. God speed.
Yeah, but at least it didn’t try to have sex with it 😂
EVERY bear is a serial killer.
every male bear is also a r*pist. aint no consent among bears
Yeah the probability of being stuck in the woods with a serial killing man is FAR LOWER than a being stuck with a serial killing bear. It’s almost like these women are choosing suicide over survival lol
I bought so many miracle sheets. It’s a miracle in every sheet. I have cut up some of my miracle sheets up into rags and use them as miracle rags. Thank you
The Met Gala thing needed to be longer. Pure comedy gold.
That was the 1st Met Gala description rundown I've ever enjoyed
Dave's last 2 jokes, though mostly unnoticed by the crew, were fucking hilarious 😂
Gotta be quick with this one
If you guys ever want to add an extra half hour to people willing to pay…I’m in. Ya’ll always leave me wanting some more! Great show!
Richie Rich rubbing it in our faces..
The bear/man thing is ridiculous. The exercise is enlightening as it exposes people who have no idea what statistics are or how probabilities work. Or they know full well but are willing to lie because they actually hate men.
People go hiking all the time in woods, often in semi- or very- remote areas and walk past men all the time. This isn't a hypothetical where you dream up the worst case scenario like if it was a serial whatever vs getting between a bear and it's cubs.
I've hiked in very remote areas of northern New Mexico and have been relatively close (still a few hundred feet away) from a full grown bear and I can tell you that I never want to even be that close to a bear in the wild, ever again.
Ok. I grew up in a city, my husband moved me to the sticks. I'm country AF now. But i remember working and living in the city. Survival techniques when you leave work at 11pm.
I also have survival techniques in the woods now. But you brag about hiking in areas where my family lives and plays.
I chose men over bears, but it annoys me when dudes play at being hard. Dominating women then shrinking before actual manhood.
It's a ploy to garner sympathy, women don't care about the statistics. You either agree with them when they imply ALL men are X bad thing, or they gaslight you into believing you're said X bad thing yourself. Don't play their game
I was a land surveyor in a mountainous county for many years. Bears will make every effort to avoid humans, and experience in the woods gives you a sense of when they (or mountain lions) are around.
I think it's safe to assume the variables are all equal in these two scenarios, so the man or bear would be the same distance (close enough to pass). At a few feet distance you're either trying to make yourself look big to the bear, curling up on the ground and "playing de*d" or you're getting mauled until the bear loses interest. Passing the man, there's something like a 1% chance you won't just exchange pleasantries and just keep walking.
@@JessaJlynnWhat manhood are they shrinking from?
That transition to Miracle Made Sheets ad was epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
19:45 That grown man, was hilarious, as they were talking about bears, LOL
Jimmy is funny you gotta bring that guy on more
I caught the Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood reference during the AD portion.
The black created video game being a first person shooter joke was hilarious.
Always excited for Normal World!
The Black Hole scared me when I was a kid. It was like a scary Star Wars done by Disney. At the end = Robot hell!!! 😮
HAHAHA, that MET Gala part was pure gold xD, (never knew what it was before but now I know!) lol
The bear story happened in Hatfield MA. 2 towns away from me
Hey hand it to that pilot. He knew he was going to have to set the nose on the runway, he did it very smooth.
Great show.
Perfect guests. Get these two guys back on.
We definitely need a Best Of Crispin compilation video
Wish Dave would come back to Missouri or someplace close.
So glad I tuned just in time for the countdown music 🎶
Some shows have a mean tone and others are more warm. I like the warmer ones. I don't enjoy cringe laugh humor. Thanks for the content ❤
Stuttering dude had me laughing. But he didn’t stutter. wtf is with the false advertisement??
Haha I love this show, you guys are amazing
Razorfist for your next guest!
It is normal for farmers to put down their animals. A gun is one of the 3 approved humane ways to do it. Bolt guns and an injection are the other 2. Bolt guns aren’t common on an average but they are used at slaughterhouses. And the injection can be expensive and require a vet.
Bring on Bobby Sausalito yall will be non stop laughing til the Bell’s palsy sets in
I like Craig but you guys need to get Razorfist on!!
They can't. If Razorfist ever leaves Arizona, the democrats will seize power...
I agree.
Razorfist is kind of annoying
bit more travel time than craig has to the studio
It “bears” repeating 😂
Remember to FIST that like button!
Fist yo mama!
As crigler says, smash it!
Fist the like button or
Lightly caress the like button
Molest the like button.
Say kind, nurturing things to the Like button:-)
Question? When did Barry Gibbs start doing stand up? Love the show!
Time out Angela said the dog was sick so I’ll give them a pass but Kristy’s dog slaughtered a bunch of chickens was aggressive around children and bit her but that dog should be spared 🤔
Smashing said like button
I’d take a bear over a woman, a bear wouldn’t invite me over to move furniture
16:05 -ish
Bears don't like to eat dead things...in fact, bears are well known to eat their prey live & typically start guts-1st.
A family friend's buddy who was hunting got ambushed by a Grizzly (when shot at, it disappeared among the trees & blindsided him [kind of like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park, but solo instead of a pack] but sound like they are EVERYWHERE all around you as they flank you).
It came out behind him & he just dropped in a semi-fetal position/played dead (trying to cover his stomach). The bear snuffled him, batted & rolled him around a bit & then left, afterward the guy managed to make his way to the nearest road & was picked up by motorists (disoriented & in shock).
That was when he discovered the bear had ate his nose & one of his ears (the prior snuffling) atop being a bit slashed/cut up (the batting/rolling him around). Dude was all F*d up, but survived (albeit maimed)...I think he lost a finger or two as well...
Point is, the bear likely didn't eat him due to thinking he was dead or potentially diseased.
If that bear ate that motorist after a car accident & the guy was already dead, it would have to be starving or fresh out of hibernation and/or desperate. I agree they probably just said that to make the family feel better~
YEAH, CRAIG! 😄
Thats AWESOME!
I like QB'S perspective on game dev. Its the Iron Age in practice.
I've had dogs all my life, I'm siding with 1/4 B on this one.
If the context I heard is right, dog was attacking livestock, the neighbours and even went after Kristi I think. That dog was a danger to everyone if it was going after the person who raised it. It may have been able to been trained out of that, but who knows. She said it was untrainable or something, maybe she had professionals come in?
Um we don't have bears in Australia. I guess we have Koala bears.
Fun fact, over last few years faa imposed new rules on which altitudes that planes can fly. They used to be able to fly over the turbulence but now have to fly lower to "save fuel and save the climate" look it up, true story.
Dave, come to Kansas City,MO
Yes I would go
I can explain the met gala. It's a celebrity version of a furry convention. The difference is they are dressed as the monsters they are
I laughed so hard at the episode after this one, so I came here to get more.
The FedEx plane was probably delivering Boeing parts.
LoL right after the operator says I don't see how eating him will help... boom transition to no living being should eat processed food for every meal. LOL
911 operator reminded me of TV show 'No Activity' dispatcher 'Carol' (Genevieve Morris). Hilarious show, Aussie or US version.
Angela would be eaten by the bear
The sentences I write in the comments are not long, but they are extremely important.
Very important
Superlatively important.
$38,000 sounds like the contestant before Dave bid $37,999.
Great show
Wow guys.. this show is a TON of fun.. Steven lost A LOT with these two leaving.
Please Release some merch! I want a Cod piece shaky Dave t-shirt. I'd wear the hell out of that.
Man, miracle made sheets will sponsor anyone
Tonight’s RW def surpassed Tim’s Wednesday-night podcast. Expectations satiated.
…and I’ll take the strange man sex over the bear chomping any day.
Great episode guys, I don't know if you want to beat the DEI/Nerd Culture Horse but if you're interested Kirsche Verstahl has covered this extensively as well. Happy Wednesday!
Katie let DAMION see his baby
As soon as any woman realises she is alone in the woods with a bear, they'll wish there was a man present.
More Crispin!!
😂😆 One of my favorite shows on TH-cam these days. Keep on making us laugh and ill keep coming back. Ill be on the lookout when you come to Nebraska again or a neighboring state🚶🐻 🌈 🐻
Band name I called it!
Love how Dave and Garrett always have to pivot from Angela's weird feminist talking points when they do come up lol
Kristi Noem recorded an audiobook with those exact words in it.
Tongue punched that like button for side scrollers!
Miracle Made bedsheets: they'll turn Dave Landau gay!
Sounds like a winning slogan!
You guys are real knuckleheads.
I've had unhinged chicks DM my wife over Facebook comments I made.
This was great🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do more roasts for sure. Great episode
Hee-frickin-larious... Also, Trump Force One, so-named after the fact, had a landing exactly like this when the front landing gear refused to do it's job. FUN FACT!
Regarding airplanes…that’s why I prefer to travel by rail.
Unfortunately, I live on a tiny island where I HAVE to fly if I want to go to the mainland or the nearest territory…
So, there’s that.
I’m here for Crispín
The mans a bear?
No he's a not, he's a wearing a necktie!
Why do they do that! She didn’t even read it.
Joe Biden campaign ads while I watch this feel like a spoof…Dave - your impressions are getting better 😂
Quarter Black, it's called 'Confirmation Bias' when you notice something everywhere all of a sudden. "Finger that like button, and fist that subscribe! Don't forget to jingle the notification bells."
Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, which is a *cognitive* bias
@@ioncewasmikey I concede. I got my terms mixed.
@@Graham.R.Naughtcy I just find it a fascinating concept lol
@07:05
Gotta be more brave cause I think she gotta be brave to go outside.
I weight a buck fifty, and I’m scared to go into public. It’s gotta be all the extra that provides the Bravery
Jimmy it's Zach I see you
Zach, it's Zach. I see you.
just normal, innocent men
I never see a comedy date in Fairbanks, Alaska. (Hint hint)
Farmers kill out of necessity, not minor inconveniences.
Do you think that farmers don't have neighbors or friends in the city? Unless the 14month old puppy is dying, farmers will offer the pup to a neighbor, fellow church goer or a friend. Only a narcissist does what Christi did.
Bubble party 58:23
We are Western Mass not Boston!
Good show, but i litterally kackled at the end w the lindsay graham / dan crenshaw joke. Goddang Dave, you are messed up
At this point in time, I will never, ever fly again. Why are people still flying today?? A small piece of me hopes if people stop funding them for safety reasons alone then they just might take this sh!t seriously for fux sake.
2 seats! That’s an incentive to eat more pizza, butter, mayonnaise, and beer…I just needed that little push, thanks, Southwest! 🤠🌮🍕🧋🥞
Not one of your better efforts.
I Tongue Punched the like button, but it tasted funny 😂😂