@@patchezz5363 I cant tell if this a joke or not but he’s not middle aged- he’s 25 for gods sake. Last I checked people don’t have 50 year long lifespans 😂😂
Those comments on dating profiles make me cringe so much, I’m 18 not 21 won’t let me change my age for some reason 🤪🤪🤪🤪like GURL why would you need to change your age 😭😭😭😭😭
@@sniffles3585 it means they made the account when they were underage,, but tinder doesn’t allow under 18 - now that they’re older and actually are 18 tinder won’t let you change your age (bc why would you need to do that if you’re not lying?) so it shows as older than you are as the years pass
I sadly can’t catch the streams that often but every time you upload a video like this it makes my day better! Thank you James, I always laugh a lot with these! :)
the thing you said about neurodivergent people literally made me instantly bawl my eyes out im autistic and i've honestly been really insecure about it like it's kinda hard to make friends since i'm always the "sweet but weird" one so i feel like everyone is okay with me being around them but wouldn't want a "deep" (if thats how you say it) or ongoing friendship and you saying that just gave me so much hope that i will find people that'll actually enjoy being around me (i hope this didn't come off as me saying you should be insecure if you're neurodivergent i love you all you guys are awesome :)
I think probably my dating profiles biggest downfall is that I admit to being disabled and chronically ill lmao Edit: as a gay, best media reference to have on one’s profile is any sort of reference to gay cartoons. My personal favorite is The Owl House.
I’d love to see that, not gonna lie. SunnyV2’s serious narration of why he thinks James should be cancelled, and it cuts to James’ meowing to the camera and purring. No matter what happens I couldn’t take it seriously.
Welcome to another episode offfffff~ How will James Marriott insult the world today? Edit : near the end of the vid and found someone who also had ADHD, Autism and Anxiety, WOO! :D Any.. Any other Welsh people??
I personally think that it is very funny slowly, slowly watching James William Marriott lose his mind to his very own viewers. Also I am not trying to be perceived as a bellend but my birthday is exactly 3 days after Mr. Marriott’s, not by year though.
The funny thing about the tinder profiles having the star sign is that I’m pretty sure it’s a 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 field to fill out. Plus idk why he’s getting so upset over it lol, giving real cancer vibes /j. (Capricorn and proud :])
James is the kinda guy who looks at people's confessions, tinder profiles, break ups and thirst traps and ask, "is anyone gonna make fun of this and call this cringe?" and not wait for an answer. (Yes please keep this alive for Wilbur Soot)
James, you probably won’t see this but I love your vids whenever I’m in a rough spot I know all I have to watch is you, wilbur, tommy, charlie, tubbo, and ranboo. You five have helped me through so much, without even knowing me. If you didn’t know, you have helped so many people James. also I know you probably won’t see this but I really love this guy but he doesn’t know I exist, and he’s in love with someone else. (But you probably won’t see this so I don’t know why I told you 😅)
Secret tip, don’t mention that you like the dreamsmp at all on first dates let the other person. Learn little things about them too, it means a lot to them :)
I have a pretty bad tinder profile I think. So bad that not a single woman liked it and all the matches I got were semi-desperate gay guys I was too intimidated to answer.
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Tickets are out right now!
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AYO FIRST COMMENT HERE
Bro no need to rub in I'm broke 💀
when you want to get a ticket but youre in another fucking country 😭
but James I'm american
me, on the other side of the planet 😍
James is giving actual dating advice, and tbh I’m vibing with it
James is the only person that would go about roasting tinder
Have you ever heard of a man called Memeulous
James is the kinda guy to see tinder profiles and ask “is anyone gunna make fun of those?” And not wait for an answer
clap clap
Yes keep this joke going
True
why is this still a thing lmao
@@Mx._M_o_t_h ur pfp is amazing it helped me understand the meaning of life, thank you
How many existential crises are we gonna make James have before he’s middle-aged
Wdym he already is middle aged
@@patchezz5363 I cant tell if this a joke or not but he’s not middle aged- he’s 25 for gods sake. Last I checked people don’t have 50 year long lifespans 😂😂
@@kaleycooper9111 it was a joke lmao ik hes 25
The part about neurodivergence made me so happy.
Another video, another marvelous time to appreciate james's hairline
Tomorrow is my 1 year anniversary for me and my partner being together. So glad I never had to install tinder 💀
congratulations to you and your partner!!
@@HubbyVenus thank you! :D
Congrats!
I have seen friends tinder, and it’s so cursed 😭😭😭😭😭 half the time it’s people looking for a cheeky shag
congrats dude :)!
I made a tinder account once and it was just my classmates going “actually 18 idk why it says 21 🤪”
We all know why, Jessica. You don’t have to lie.
Those comments on dating profiles make me cringe so much, I’m 18 not 21 won’t let me change my age for some reason 🤪🤪🤪🤪like GURL why would you need to change your age 😭😭😭😭😭
Wait why is it?
@@sniffles3585 it means they made the account when they were underage,, but tinder doesn’t allow under 18 - now that they’re older and actually are 18 tinder won’t let you change your age (bc why would you need to do that if you’re not lying?) so it shows as older than you are as the years pass
@@notthegamechess
Oh grim
I sadly can’t catch the streams that often but every time you upload a video like this it makes my day better! Thank you James, I always laugh a lot with these! :)
James backtracking when something he says is perceived as problematic is me when I accidentally say something I think could offend my friends 😂
James's intros are some of the funniest shit ive ever seen
"your acting like a scorpio rn"
*offended scorpio noises*
James, just so you know, the swedish bio thing said ”my grandma though I looked ‘concerned but beautiful’ in my first picture”
the thing you said about neurodivergent people literally made me instantly bawl my eyes out im autistic and i've honestly been really insecure about it like it's kinda hard to make friends since i'm always the "sweet but weird" one so i feel like everyone is okay with me being around them but wouldn't want a "deep" (if thats how you say it) or ongoing friendship and you saying that just gave me so much hope that i will find people that'll actually enjoy being around me (i hope this didn't come off as me saying you should be insecure if you're neurodivergent i love you all you guys are awesome :)
"YOU'RE FIVE FOOT ?" me trying not to laugh as i am . also 5'0
James is like the Gordon Ramsay of TH-cam
Why? Because he can roast everyone and everything on the internet lol.
That's what I love about him 😁
I've binged watched all your vids in one night-
Man said I would never match but I already have over 1000 swipes let’s go
Mine is the one at 3:39
I think probably my dating profiles biggest downfall is that I admit to being disabled and chronically ill lmao
Edit: as a gay, best media reference to have on one’s profile is any sort of reference to gay cartoons. My personal favorite is The Owl House.
"Pro-choice I the good one right…? Yes? OK" :D
Never seen coping to this extent
“PRO CHOICE IS THE GOOD ONE RIGHT” AFISHFAHFAHFA
i just love how James and chat like destroy each other with words😂
Instead of James reacting to tiktok,he just went'Tinfer profiles?'And went for it!
You are the best!! You have helped me through some tough times, thank you so much.
When you say f-u-c-k in this video.
And when you was using the f-u-c-k my mom was waking in.
James talking swedish is the best thing ive heard in a long time
Love Christmas. Love Christmas tickets too.
7:44 I’m not gonna lie I saw Magg reply to the actual tweet and i watched the full video just to find their submission💀
0:11 I CANT JAMES
I am 6'3 I think
you wish
Not Carmen being exposed in the intro 😭😭
IKR I WAS USED AS CLICK BAIT
@@KillerCarmen HI CARMEN LMAO
Bro it’s gonna be a good one💀
NO BC I JUST GOT TICKETS IM DEAD SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore but I love it
All of them
Begging for another one of these to happen, I want my profile to be roasted
Tinder is a tornado inside a cyclone
Me having a killers' lyric and a reference to Tolstoy's Anna Karenina in my dating profile bios... Is that high brow enough? 😂
the irony that i had an ad for tinder before this
I just saw that he had chainsaw man books-
Bro I’m from Sweden and when you read that thing in swedish I thought you were speaking Russian
James does what a James does
thank you for the roast james it made my day :,)
I have a curious George hanging from my ceiling
Idk why i onlu saw the thumbnail and thought that you got "controversyed" by
SunnyV2 LOL
I’d love to see that, not gonna lie. SunnyV2’s serious narration of why he thinks James should be cancelled, and it cuts to James’ meowing to the camera and purring.
No matter what happens I couldn’t take it seriously.
1:06 alright now that is extremely pathetic. Even though it’s a joke I bet someone will actually try and cancel him because of it 😭
I will put my sign on stuff Just because me and my best friend have the same one and I think it’s cool how close our birthdays are
the sorry to cancer 😭
this is why i would never get a dating profile- itd be so unimaginably cringe nobody would match lmao
Schnitzel
I’m livid why did this man have to convert metric to freedom units. Isn’t he English?!
I'M TOO BROKE FOR THE TICKETS I'M GONNA CRY
JAMES MARRIOT I WISH TO ATTEND YOUR CONCERT BUT I LIVE IN OHIO I NEED ACCOMODATION
Why doesn't he like new face? I love that song
NOT KILLER CARMEN ON THERE
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
ayo babe wake up, James Marriott postef
LOL! I love you James!😘You never fail to make me smile 🙂 #wowzers #Hilariouse🤣
wow I love James Marriott Live!
Hey look it’s james
I may have passed away when I saw the zhongli cosplayer
Why is all his videos so unhinged and out of context, lmao
1:26 hei-hei from Moana?!
When I had tinder over lockdown my profile was very cringe, I put emojis after every sentence to seem more interesting it was awful 🤦🏻♀️
Welcome to another episode offfffff~
How will James Marriott insult the world today?
Edit : near the end of the vid and found someone who also had ADHD, Autism and Anxiety, WOO! :D Any.. Any other Welsh people??
Not my deadname on the cover 💀💀
0:41 me when anyone tries to talk to me
I was greeted by the sound of a James Marriott tour… I knew what I had to do.
Edit: I got tickets.
I personally think that it is very funny slowly, slowly watching James William Marriott lose his mind to his very own viewers.
Also I am not trying to be perceived as a bellend but my birthday is exactly 3 days after Mr. Marriott’s, not by year though.
I GOT 3 TICKETS TO THE CONCERT!!!!!! I BOUGHT THEM IN A LIDL JAMES
new title: James Marriott hating astrology and video games for 11 minutes and 23 seconds
I’m aromantic so I never had the want or need to download tinder.. but this makes me want to download it and just read all the bio’s 😂😂
IM IN THE US I CANT COME TO YOUR CONCERT 😭😭😭😭
The funny thing about the tinder profiles having the star sign is that I’m pretty sure it’s a 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 field to fill out. Plus idk why he’s getting so upset over it lol, giving real cancer vibes /j. (Capricorn and proud :])
THERES NO WAY I GOT THE TINDER AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO
omg i was writing study notes and half way through the video i just hear "sAskia" bRO i dont even own tinder but i thought i was done for
who allowed dream stans the access to tinder
who said i was a Dream Stan?
Finally someone is fucking shorter than me
No way you just dissed adventure time
LMAOO THE SWEDISH
Well okay this is new
earlier at school this guy told me I look the kind of girl that would play valorant 💀 I cried
I used to use my friends tinder to look at pretty women and make fun of the men on tinder it was my favorite part of the day 💀
James slays
James is the kinda guy who looks at people's confessions, tinder profiles, break ups and thirst traps and ask, "is anyone gonna make fun of this and call this cringe?" and not wait for an answer.
(Yes please keep this alive for Wilbur Soot)
James, you probably won’t see this but I love your vids whenever I’m in a rough spot I know all I have to watch is you, wilbur, tommy, charlie, tubbo, and ranboo. You five have helped me through so much, without even knowing me. If you didn’t know, you have helped so many people James. also I know you probably won’t see this but I really love this guy but he doesn’t know I exist, and he’s in love with someone else. (But you probably won’t see this so I don’t know why I told you 😅)
It’s a relief to see someone as annoyed by astrology as I am
JAMMMMMEEEEESSSSS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ADVENTURE TIME??
Secret tip, don’t mention that you like the dreamsmp at all on first dates let the other person. Learn little things about them too, it means a lot to them :)
I have a pretty bad tinder profile I think. So bad that not a single woman liked it and all the matches I got were semi-desperate gay guys I was too intimidated to answer.
6:33 lol
James is the type of guy to go onto tinder and ask
Is anyone going to insult them? And not wait for a answer
I need to match with some of these ppl wtf!
josh is hot and studies history. i can look pass his "bad" profile. he was trying to be clever and failed and thats ok.
9:10 this person sounds lenareads(lenalawlipop) an ao3 author who does podfics about the Witcher specifically
7:38 nah dawg i knew a couple that took piss and shit parties, where theyd piss and shit in the bathroom in front of each other. They were insane
HELLO?? how long were they together???
Oh my god hi George!
My man’s looks like a jojo character