GOONS JOKES THAT SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE DRAFTS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- yeah, mostly soup
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Some of these jokes are painful to listen to but that just makes them funnier lmao
Yeah lmao
@@blackiechan4681especially the first one
@@BeaniesDowondersit’s like if the jokes are bad they’re still funny because its their standard comedy 😂
Or lose a leg
Bro yes 15:13 soups “haunted house” joke kills me every time just because it’s so bad 😭
It’s 90% soup as usual 😅
he's also the one making content for the others 90% of the time
@@Foxyy01Yumi and Soup carry the content output
SnipingSoup ; ft. Guilty dog laugh
cuz he's easily the best goon
Me when I’m trying to buy clothes at the soup store
“What have you been here before Ethan? 💨”
Lol one of the greatest moments in Dooo History. Glad you added it. 😂
11:45 the way Ethan says "what the fuck are you doing here?" so seriously, it sounds so genuine.
That had me dying for absolutely no reason😂😂😂
Ethan has some of the best delivery of the entire crew it’s amazing
Me when the best doctor at the maternity ward is named Ethan
@@PersonOfRandomnesss 👏👏
@@PersonOfRandomnesss wait so Ethan works at the maternity ward AND is on maternity leave? I wonder if he delivered his own baby?
Dust Bunnies is insane asf
I didn't get it
@@ayushyasrivastava5189 You poor sweet child....
@@ThomasQuiros-n8h teach me your ways MASTA
@@ayushyasrivastava5189 The playboy p0rn magazine has a rabbit for it's logo because rabbits bang a lot. Soup calling the old playboy stars "dust bunnies" is a joke about how old people (particularly elderly women) "dry up" as in, can't really get it on. Hope that helps
@ayushyasrivastava5189 The Playboy logo has A Bunny on it, so the Dust in Dust Bunnies refers to how old the Women are, because when stuff gets old, it has dust on it, so there's the explanation, Blackie Number 2
My favorite soup clip is the "me at a butcher shop ME AT A BUTCHER SHOP *smallest chuckle*" and I am so glad that it made it in.
Peter butcher shop?
@@samael4550he said me at a butcher shop
“alien martin garrix” instead of “martian garrix” is the fumble of a lifetime
17:03 im Dave Grohl walking by, i cheated on my wife
BROTHER I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING
Lmao
knew there was gonna be at least one comment about it 😂
Guess the Swifties were right (I hate to say it, I hate it 😖)
Did he actually?
"is this Raid good for wasps?"
"no it kills them"
11:34 "What did the AM say to the FM?" Probably one of the dumbest things to actually make me laugh. It was just the sigh and Ethan's laugh. 😂
10:15 McNasty's response gets me every fucking time
11:11 this time stamp is just for me nothing to see here folks
youtube asked me to rate this comment
The spoonchair joke killed me 😂
The sequence of each comment and Blarg's response was just too good.
"What'd the hockey puck say to the llama? The fuck are you doing here" that got me good lmao
the dust bunnies joke absolutely **shouldn't** have stayed in the drafts
2:07 same thing with this joke
3:40 and this one...and the one at 4:02
and the submarine one
12:13 butcher shop moments
Being a baseball fan i really appreciate how sweaty ethan is in mlb and soup is just being soup lol
14:53 i actually almost choked on my drink and died laughing at this one
Please help me find a certain clip.
In the clip soup goes: "if i were a mexicano, i would probably say goooooooooooooal.
But im not, so im not gonna say it.
Edit:
I found it. It was a mcnasty siege video titled: we were DEFINITELY on something in this video. At timestamp 19;38
i have a feeling thats in one of their gta races videos
@@surgical115 i was convinced that it was in one of his few mariokart videos, but ive looked through them all but couldnt find it.
But maybe i could look through his gta races videos.
@@kevinleentvaar2893 I'll find it for you buba
I wanna see this too my friending
Where can I find the “screw you buddy get outta here” drive-through random in a siege lobby?
0:35 Editor: "I refuse to subtitle this"
YT subtitles: "don't worry, I got this"
Soup going "...I'm gonna say the n-word" after his bad joke flopped is funnier than the joke xD
the dust bunnies one went hard
Detroit: Become Omlete made me laugh way too hard
6:50 no this joke is elite
"u pay 30$ a gram" im ded
I still don’t understand the frogs getting bigger joke 😭
its just misinformation from soup
Ethan’s hockey stick joke is so funny for some reason
Jokes that actually made me laugh:
1- Dust Bunnies
2- The steaks are high
3- Foul balls
blarg constantly asking what sawcon is was funny
The initial re-tarred delivery from yumi followed by the sound effect silence and mcnasty ok was so funny
Babe, wake up. A new goons compilation just dropped
A thirty-second Goons complication has hit the channel.
15:59 - "More like u-don't-play."
And thanks to that joke I got an idea...
Would the opposite of Ubisoft be called...
Iain'thard?
Ethan's contempt when he's trying to pitch while Soup is distracting him, just perfect
7:59 Saul Goatman
That's a good one
10:49 the cough 😭
Absolutely legend Roonil Wazlib posting 4 times in a week, we’ve been blessed
The tarred driveway bit is absolute cancer. Why am I crying? 😂
2:05 I heard “why don’t you use your brain” literally calling a compliment a joke
I love delusional Goons moments
I'm glad you're still making these. The sped they have making comps on goons gaming is ass.
Agreed.
Senpai Rick is operating that channel now
@@nv_vuqar I know
@@joeycampbell940they have heaps of compilations but they upload so rarely
😂😂
13:30 definitely the most fitting clip for the title
I laughed way too hard at the dust bunnies joke😂😂
Bro I'm high af but this is legit one of the best vid ideas you've had
Soup and dooo's backs hurt from carrying a mountain...
Yumi also has a herniated disk due to carrying the Canadian and the Californian
3:18 man your editing and the effort you put into these vids is incredible. at the timestamp yumi laughs like a dumbass and its one of my fav clips, you edited that out to make the context and clip more interesting and entertaining. keep it up bro 👍 ❤
I'm so upset that there was no "we're the Jewish disciples and we own this house"
Lobster
When you throw a lob a stir your soup
Yes yes the dust bunny one I have been looking for that!!! TYYYYYY
Im not even subscribed to the any of the Goons, but I am to this channel
Why does Soup have a near perfect Kermit impression but everyone else sounds like Yoda
It's thanks to soup for pioneering like 90% of these "bad" jokes that now we get to have goons jokes. Otherwise they'd just be another vanilla white boy group that laughs too hard at they're own npc jokes
The retarred bit was genuinely funny asf
the driveway one makes me laugh so hard every time
I love how its like all soup
if you can could you pretty please make a goons family guy moment video 🙏🙏 thank you for capturing all the funny moments
I love how fucking done the editor is on the first clip.
Bro is on a roll with the vids
Little bit late... but forklift cert class definitely doesn't take a day lol.
RIP Liam Payne. But there is a lesson to be learned here. If you fall of a balcony there is only one direction. My worst joke 😅
Always more goons ashes
"Don't matter, it ain't coming no way" haha so dumb
Ngl LMJesus got me
Same, especially since as an MMO player, I already pray to RNJesus all the time.
8:31 Tooter XD
The soup jokes are sooo painful
Ian Roads
This is about to be cancerous
Everyone to Dreamworks when KFP4 released: 1:21
Nah that dust bunnies joke was actually good, they hated Soup because he spoke the truth
Dude the Arod thing fucking killed me
Which video was it where Soup just repeated the same abortion joke over and over?
Rainbow six is not for kids..... Mcnasty channel
@@hulkpenny2006 That's the one, thanks
0:02 "Lady mother"
Yeah, as if there can be a man mother
holy freak this video is so crazy when being high for the first time in a while
I wish for a part 2 to someday come.
Fahrenheit? It’s ok don’t worry.. as long as Celsius
This is the type of shit you listen to cross-faded 😵💫😂
18:21 someone is going to clip this and make it out of context post saying that the group know about the allegations.
The doo just like me fr fr
I was cleep, but now im W O K E
Can we get more yumi moments?
For some reason this won’t show up in my watch later playlist even though it says it’s added to it (and yes I sat it to newest and refreshed it)
Will we get frog puppet moments?
Dust bunnies was goated idk what yall are thinkiin
There are two brothers, twins. They're both grown up and live together in their parent's old house.
Whilst they look identical, when it comes to personality, they couldn't be further apart.
The first brother, Bob, was very hard working. He was a dentist and had his own practice, and was doing very nicely for himself as a result of it.
Dave, however, struggled to hold down a job, he was lazy, disliked work and often struggled to make his share of the bills.
It's Saturday, Bob uses Saturday mornings to do his accounts and admin. He's had a tough week and just wants to relax in the afternoon, he fancies a nap and has an idea.
"Dave, let's have a chilled afternoon and watch a film. Here's £30, nip to the shops and get some beer and snacks!"
Dave starts protesting, at the idea of having to go to the shop and actually do something.
Bob makes his point, stating how he's paying for everything at the moment, he's been working all morning, and nipping to the shop is the least Dave can do.
He begrudgingly agrees and heads on out.
As he leaves, Bob shuts and locks the door, turns his mobile off, and settles down in his recliner for a nap.
Dave however is en route to the shop, as he pulls out of the junction he gets T-boned by an artic truck. Things are serious, the ambulance arrives and he ends up getting airlifted to hospital. About an hour later, Bob is woken by a persistent knocking on the door.
He tries to ignore but it doesn't stop. Somewhat annoyed he gets up and goes to answer the door. He swings it open and is met with shock and surprise, standing before him is the Grim Reaper, death himself, exactly as you'd picture, a robed skeleton, scythe in hand.
"Oh For Fucks Sake!" exclaims Death. "Sorry to bother you, I always do this with twins!"
These words shock Bob, realising something wrong. "What do you mean Twins!"
"Well, the hospital tried to tell you but you've got your phone off, you're brother has been in an accident and well, his time on this earth has reached its end. I'm here to escort him to the afterlife" Now, as much as Dave was annoying, he was still Bob's brother, his twin, he loved him.
"Wait, there must be something I can do!" Bob says.
"Nope!" replied Death "I've got to take him!"
"No, you made the mistake, you came to me, you have to let me do something, challenge you for my brother's life!"
"Look, I'm the Grim Reaper, I'm Death Incarnate! You, you're a mere mortal, there is nothing you can do to challenge me!" Replies Death confident.
"You've nothing to lose then!" shouts Bob "Let me pick a challenge and if I win you let him live!"
"Fine", agreed Death "But you're mortal, there is nothing you can pick that I can't defeat you in!"
Bob thinks hard and the idea comes to him. "Tooth Brushing!" he exclaims "We each have 5 minutes to brush our teeth, manual brush only, whoever has the cleanest teeth after wins!" "Accepted!" said Death, he then proceed to move upstairs to the bathroom, almost floating as he moved.
He drops down his hood revealing his full skull, takes a brush from the sink and loads it with paste. He brushes, his arm moving at an inhuman speed.
The 5 minutes were up and his teeth were indeed exceptionally clean. Bob felt his stomach churn with worry, he knew his work was cut out for him.
He loaded the brush with as must paste as it could hold, then he went absolutely psychotic on his teeth, he knew his brother's life was riding on this. He brushed like no man ever brushed before.
The 5 minutes were up and it was time for him to show the results. His teeth were the cleanest shiniest teeth you've ever seen, the reaper could almost see his skull reflected back in them.
By some miracle, Bob had defeated Death. The Reaper bowed his head and said "Well Mortal, I must concede defeat. On this occasion, your brother shall live! Farewall!"
With his final word, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. At the same moment, as the Reaper disappeared, Dave woke up, his injuries fully healed. The Doctors were in shock, they couldn't explain it.
His bedside phone rings, it was Bob, calling the hospital to check up on Dave, to make sure the Reaper was true to his word.
"Bob, I don't know what happened. I remember this truck hit me and then I woke up here. The doctors are in shock, it's a miracle. They tell me I was moments from death, I almost died" Dave explained, holding back tears.
Bob, listened, a smirk spread over his face as he replied "Funny you say that Dave, for I too, had a brush with death!"
31 a g is wild 🤣
Should do a “McNasty ‘good times’ video”. Might not be a big video lol
I still don’t understand the “what kind of lock is this? It’s a combination” joke
A combination lock like the kind you turn turn wheel to open but also combination like a mix of locks
@@Shadow_storm4_ oh wow thank you it’s just a play on words. This has been bothering me for years and finally I feel dumb but satisfied
Average Doup moments
Can we get goons Cajun moments please??
Yuh
Detroit: Become omelette
Forgot how bad Soup got shit on by Dooo with that dust bunnies shit
HELL YEAHHHH
Me when donut
Are there enough clips to make a Soup “I’m feeling alive” video?
10:12 this one might be my favorite
16:17
how do you find and organise these clips you must have like a transcript of all these videos. it'd be interesting to see how you do it.
It's not that fancy at all. I just watch the videos and timestamp when there's something I want to use and then download each video and clip the part out. When I feel like I have enough for a compilation, I compile them and upload
@@RoonilWazlibYT Nice. Love ya work
Dude seeing chubby Blarg feels so weird now lol
Let’s get some more content 🎉
Why blarg so big?
Does anyone know what video the brown friend thanksgiving joke is from?