i think red shells are designed to slow down in wii, they wait their turn so they can topple you one after the other. it's just one of the many absolutely brutal wii mechanics.
Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it. I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
If someone ever makes another mod with only Poof’s audio clips for the in-game sounds, 7:58 HAS to be the sound for falling off the map. Just too perfect to not be used
I will never understand how he plays this game for eternity now and STILL doesn´t do wheelies or burn outs when hit by a shell etc. He even got lessons from TWD98!
Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it. I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
@danielcampos9165 I'm not tryna be a grammar nazi, I'm just saying what will happen when he goes for it. "Would" sounds more conditional/theoretical like it might happen. If "would" still works then oops
Poofesure: *Tries winning a star rank in Mario Kart Wii* Also Poofesure: laughs maniacally 😂 *I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN, PLAYING* 🎮 💥 *GAW DAMN MARIO KART TODAY!!!*
4:05 Poofesure you surprise me! You were being hit by blue shell, later a red shell, also green dildo bird in the last lap you finished last place and you reached to be 1st! You're great!
11:45 When he summoned a blooper in 1st, beef said "Mr. Blooper, please hit my rivals from behind!" And then the blooper said "OK! Well said, sir! I'll ink 'em in no time flat!" Then one precious second later, the blooper says, "Oh wait! On second thought, let's hit...YOU!"
"I'm probably gonna go straight from playing Mario Kart Wii to playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe" - Poofesure after he swears to never play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 2 videos ago
When you are drifting, as soon as you get the mini turbo, let the drift go and start another one right away. You'll blast the competition away. Also practice at holding the item behind you at all times, never waste defensive items. And learn when to best use mushrooms and other items. You also need to learn to *Wheelie*
I don't think I have ever hit one of those bird things in all the hours I've logged playing MKW... just drive around them instead of turning directly into them.
The only time I’ve ever hit them (besides getting hit by a shell and being stunned as they walk towards me) is when I’m using a mushroom or something and not paying attention to where I’m going/cutting too close to the wall in the final part.
Welcome to real Mario Kart Wii game where you wanna try to win but the Blue Shell flies over and wants to come all over you and make you waste time and lose that 1st place Multiple and Multiple times I might add
That bird at 4:05 got him I think thrice. I’ve never seen that before. That’s why I love watching poofesure play. He brings us things we’ve never seen before. I love that!
If you like that then read what happened to me lmao. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it. I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
@@Thy_Guardian oh man that sucks. That would be instant rage quit for me lol. I’ve never experienced anything that close yet in all my time of playing Mario kart hopefully I don’t ever lol
I feel like eventually Poofesure might lose his mind playing Mario Kart Wii. As a side note, how on earth are your power cables failing? I’ve had the same power cable since I got my Wii in 2014. You have to be seriously unlucky with power cables.
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Make the person below me have more likes :)
real
Umm
Very real
Real
Blue Shell cup
Phone alarm cup
😂
*Spiny Shell
@@RiqMoney817womp womp lil nga
@@RiqMoney817It’s the Same thing
poofesure never fails to make me shift uncomfortably in my chair
I deadass thought you said "shit" instead of "shift" 💀
@@Providence..lol
whenever i watch poofesure i shit very comfortably
@@Providence.. relatable either way
@@Jords250 True, lmaooo.
The whole sequence at 4:02 was probably the craziest unlucky sequence I've ever seen in MK wii.
i think red shells are designed to slow down in wii, they wait their turn so they can topple you one after the other. it's just one of the many absolutely brutal wii mechanics.
@@WayrailThat's not how they work
@@Icy_Princess at least to my experience it is xd
Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it.
I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
@@Thy_GuardianWOW this string of events is totally not completely copied from a different video! Loser
If someone ever makes another mod with only Poof’s audio clips for the in-game sounds, 7:58 HAS to be the sound for falling off the map. Just too perfect to not be used
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
It really sounds like the super Mario 64 sound when Mario gets burnt
The way the cataquack kept spinning the block on Poof in 4:05-4:16 sent me into orbit😂😂
reminds me of mario sunshine all over again
Beef Boss gets Mario karted lol
Which planet are you orbiting right now? I’m orbiting Venus rn
How is the view?
My favourite part of the video 😂😂😂
Poof: Why does this duck keep getting me?!
Also Poof: *Driving straight towards the duck*
straight*
@@laserfoxpro oh thanks
10:56 did I hear that correctly 🤨😭😭
BROOOO I BEEN ROLLIN FOR LIKE 5 MINN 😂😂😂😂
📸📸
L M A O
Poofesure said racist "n" word, I know.
Ong 😂
12:03 You can’t tell me those red shells weren’t literally rigged to hit Poof
Red shells home in on you
@@jackgomez5894 Yeah, but they looked like they literally just slowed down until Poof was vulnerable again
@@lilmrb1276red shells literally do that in MKWii
It’s nice how you can see he’s actually improving at Mario kart, like compare his early videos to now
His old videos are genuinely hard to watch
Still no wheelie
@denny4551 it pains me too don’t worry
@@eebyjeebies8293it pains all of us
I will never understand how he plays this game for eternity now and STILL doesn´t do wheelies or burn outs when hit by a shell etc. He even got lessons from TWD98!
12:02 is probably the worst luck I’ve even seen 😂😂😂
That was just purely the game fucking him without lubricant or consent
And 4:05
Then you don't know me. First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it.
I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
@@Thy_Guardianjust like that one video
Not only did he get hit by a blue and two reds in a row right after, you see baby Mario throw another blue.
7:30 Well that was a perfect timing lol 😂
How are you today?
I can’t imagine what would happen when Poofesure does this but tries to get 3 stars on all cups.
He will try, for sure
What will happen*
would*@@OrtegaSauce
@danielcampos9165 I'm not tryna be a grammar nazi, I'm just saying what will happen when he goes for it. "Would" sounds more conditional/theoretical like it might happen. If "would" still works then oops
@@OrtegaSauceit’s would.
7:56 Man… that would’ve been a sick move had you not fallen off there!
_Hyeeeeeaah!!_ *WHOO!!!!*
Doctor: Don't worry it wont hurt one bit!
the kid next door: 7:56
poof never fails to make me edge for minimum 15 minutes
🤨📸🤳
i can only go for 5 minutes when i watch his videos before i explode
bro
Poofesure: *Tries winning a star rank in Mario Kart Wii*
Also Poofesure: laughs maniacally 😂 *I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN, PLAYING* 🎮 💥 *GAW DAMN MARIO KART TODAY!!!*
13:03 Funny how if he grabbed the Star next to the Cataquack, he would’ve been able to dodge the blue.
funny enough it was his old star he lost, and even more funny if yoshi hit him with his own star
@@saihiko9967 Daisy picked it up after he got hit with the blue. I would've laughed if she hit him.
I like how he says, “it’s been 2 laps and the bird hasn’t gotten me.” And the bird said, “oh really? Let me make up for that.”
💀😭😭😭
4:05 Poofesure you surprise me! You were being hit by blue shell, later a red shell, also green dildo bird in the last lap you finished last place and you reached to be 1st! You're great!
Hi RyuHoshi
@@grexjr1420 Hi
Poor Beef Boss was just screaming in terror as the bird flipped him up like 3 times! XD
7:58 top tier mario impression right there poof
11:45 When he summoned a blooper in 1st, beef said "Mr. Blooper, please hit my rivals from behind!" And then the blooper said "OK! Well said, sir! I'll ink 'em in no time flat!" Then one precious second later, the blooper says, "Oh wait! On second thought, let's hit...YOU!"
Immaculate story telling
18 minutes of pure high asf comedy🌝
Yah I'm on that Rainbow Road offf that Za...
Omg I’m not the only one who loves watching his vids high😂
@@jordynrieliegh4965I drink just a bit before watching stuff like this and I fucking scream laughing.
12:17 You could’ve potentially won the race if you kept the Thunder Cloud! You were close enough to the finish!
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA WHEELY DONT USE A BIKE!!!! PLEASE
The day when he wheelies on straightaways will be the peak of mario kart wii
2:40 if the bird ran up from behind poof after the blue shell I would have died laughing
8:40 That red shell's mom called 💀
10:56 poof comes really close to getting canceled lol
I can’t believe he still doesn’t wheelie… it’s been years he’s been playing😂
This is like watching the Mario Kart equivalent of the New York Jets.
Him returning to this game is a blessing :D
Poof inking himself was not on my 2023 bingo card
It’s always a good day when poof uploads a Mario kart vid
This is actually true
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I can’t believe he still never wheelies on the bike.
18 minutes of pure nonstop ASF comedy from Poofesure
Some of these clips had me in tears bruh, the bad luck was insane 😭 So glad you’re back with MK Wii
"I'm probably gonna go straight from playing Mario Kart Wii to playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe" - Poofesure after he swears to never play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 2 videos ago
I know that feeling honestly, I have sworn to never play Hoi4 like 8 or 9 different times, but each time I come back to play one more game
this was recorded before his 8dx video
Using a golden mushroom on ghost valley 2 is like trying to use a hammer to cut a cake.
Poofesure ur scream is so iconic I could recognize it with my eyes closed
poofesure is actually so funny bro 😭😭
Ong
i swear poofesure never fails to make a person laugh
Imagine if Mario Kart had a Blue Shell cup where the last player always gets the Blue Shell
12:00-12:25 was a series of bad luck 😂
it’s still astounding to me that someone can play so much of a game and be so bad
Its a good day when poofesure plays mario kart wii
When you are drifting, as soon as you get the mini turbo, let the drift go and start another one right away. You'll blast the competition away. Also practice at holding the item behind you at all times, never waste defensive items. And learn when to best use mushrooms and other items.
You also need to learn to *Wheelie*
I feel like poof should rank every Mario kart Wii course…
I like how he calls them birds even though they have absolutely 0 wings
7:56 he screams like the character does when he falls off the track lol
The Blue Shells were Mario Kart Wii's way of telling Poof to get back to smashing things in anger, and of course he didn't obey.
11:46 Wow. I never knew you could ink yourself.
Poof: I wanna get at least 1 star on every cup!
Cataquack: I’m gonna end this man’s whole career!
It’s crazy how much nostalgia from my childhood lies within this specific version of Mario kart
I saw a blueshell on the thumbnail and I got flashbacks. Immediately clicked
At approximately 10:20, Poof did a common error of pointing the green shell at the target. He did not put enough lead.
10:55 UHHHHHH POOF?!?!?!
10:55: WHOA!
Wait until he finds out that you have to do this for every engine class
Watching poof play Mario kart 8 deluxe and Mario kart Wii back to back gave me whiplash
2:08 Poofesure, you can throw shells at those birds!
Dude don’t ever stop playing this game. It’s content gold
These are the videos I look forward to the most :')
10:55 PoOF sAy N wORd!!!
I don't think I have ever hit one of those bird things in all the hours I've logged playing MKW... just drive around them instead of turning directly into them.
The only time I’ve ever hit them (besides getting hit by a shell and being stunned as they walk towards me) is when I’m using a mushroom or something and not paying attention to where I’m going/cutting too close to the wall in the final part.
Funny as always, great job Poofesure!
Today's the 17th birthday of the Wii 🔥🔥🔥
Happy 17th B-day to the system that got me into gaming!
Welcome to real Mario Kart Wii game where you wanna try to win but the Blue Shell flies over and wants to come all over you and make you waste time and lose that 1st place
Multiple and Multiple times I might add
This was peak comedy.
Btw today during school we actually played Mario Kart Wii before break. It was insane lol
poofesure gets harrassed by birds for 7 minutes straight
i was justt binging your mario kart series and then see this 😭🙌
The blue shell! Poofesure never fails on making my day. He will always be one of the funniest TH-camrs ever.
10:55 WHAT DID HE SAY???
those power cables just can’t handle poofs mario kart genius🫡
poof remember to Wheelie
You never disappoint me Poofesure, keep it up man!
Beef Boss: (About to finish the race)
Blue Shell: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career
this game is haunted i swear.
I'm a simple man, when I see poof playing the OG Mario kart, I instantly like the vid
I’ve been waiting for another Mario kart video
That bird at 4:05 got him I think thrice. I’ve never seen that before. That’s why I love watching poofesure play. He brings us things we’ve never seen before. I love that!
If you like that then read what happened to me lmao.
First place whole track on DK montain. last lap at the wobbling bridge so right before the finish line. I got blued, red and bill balled while pushing me near the bridge end side and JUST BEFORE the stun animation finish, like right before I can control my kart just to make it slower and painful I FELL ! And once I'm back on track the heaviest opponent on the track pushed me off the bridge again and then only I can finish the track at like last place or near it.
I SWEAR I'm not making that up, I was a happy kid on my DS and this shit hit me like a truck I never played that again
@@Thy_Guardian oh man that sucks. That would be instant rage quit for me lol. I’ve never experienced anything that close yet in all my time of playing Mario kart hopefully I don’t ever lol
when poof said “what i learned”, I completed the whole spongebob quote out loud before he said the whole thing 😂😂
"I dont know how to avoid that bird"
...stop driving directly into it?
4:03 - Here come the giggles!
From me, anyway...
I was literally just binge watching his Mario kart vids! Let’s goo!
It started so wholesome with him talking about how much he likes the game
Poofesure never fails to fill us up with juicy content 😊
him playing mario kart wii keeps me sane, no matter how bad he is at it
4:04 yikesss💀
but okay the comeback afterwards was great
Blue Shell: “You pick the wrong place Fool!”
it's always a good day when poofesure uploads
Your MK wii videos are the best dude
7:57 sounds like that one gunna song😂
I feel like eventually Poofesure might lose his mind playing Mario Kart Wii.
As a side note, how on earth are your power cables failing? I’ve had the same power cable since I got my Wii in 2014. You have to be seriously unlucky with power cables.
I love no matter how much he plays Peach Beach he still runs Into the Ducks
I really miss you playing Wii Party Board Game Island!
8:23 bye bye beed boss in the ghost race XD
Its 3AM and Poof uploads a video. Good stuff
4:03 THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY
7:29 famous last words