Spock is Efficient

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  • Spock does just what the Captain wants.
    From the episode "Court Martial", Season 1
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  • @hainsay
    @hainsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I expected the joke. I did not expect the Wilhelm scream.

    • @storbokki371
      @storbokki371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣th-cam.com/video/cdbYsoEasio/w-d-xo.html

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. I expected the joke in my head, but I thought this was just a regular clip from the show without the sound. It was great.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No one expects the Span... I mean the Wilhelm scream

    • @MuzixMaker
      @MuzixMaker ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @HYPNOTICVIDEO
    @HYPNOTICVIDEO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Spock eliminated that last crewman's heartbeat very efficiently and painfully.

    • @charletonzimmerman4205
      @charletonzimmerman4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spock carried the "CAPTAINS ORDER" ! Aye-AYE, MY CAPT.

    • @rebeccaquartieri5509
      @rebeccaquartieri5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh ✋!

    • @SnowDaulphin
      @SnowDaulphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It doesn’t matter which buttons he pushes. Computer just does what he wants.

    • @MORE1500
      @MORE1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kirk had the Tantalus Field installed on the bridge.

    • @vampcrush
      @vampcrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

  • @stonefree247
    @stonefree247 16 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Gentlemen that sound is caused by a bass guitar with the volume and reverb all the way up. Dr. Mcoy will now sing for us!"

    • @Charmolution
      @Charmolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Ahem... Row, row, row your boat..."

    • @jeffgalus8454
      @jeffgalus8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Lime in the coconut

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ♪ ♫ ♬The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal
      He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
      And he was willin' to make a deal.... ♪ ♫ ♬

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Beyond the rim of the starlight..."

    • @TheGeekBox
      @TheGeekBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a..... Karaoke machine!

  • @pendragonshall
    @pendragonshall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    ROFLMAO!!! I didn't see that coming.. and neither did the transporter chief!!!!!

    • @ericrupp4475
      @ericrupp4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here. Had to do a double take to make sure i heard it right LMAO

    • @stephenkeebler732
      @stephenkeebler732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You could say that command was 'Perfectly Executed'...

    • @WesS2016
      @WesS2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can't stop laughing!

    • @whattowatchrightnow
      @whattowatchrightnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg. it almost looked like spock smiles

    • @big7588
      @big7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice application of the Wilhelm Scream

  • @r0bw00d
    @r0bw00d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    That white sound device looks suspiciously like a microphone.

    • @InternetGravedigger
      @InternetGravedigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What do you expect, his medical instruments were salt shakers...

    • @havok531
      @havok531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey, the prop people used what they had, and it was cheap.

    • @EVAUnit4A
      @EVAUnit4A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Y'know, sometimes, even in the 23rd Century, a knife looks like a knife, a chair looks like a chair, and a microphone looks like a microphone. Nuttin' wrong with that.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A German science fiction show that ran at the same time as TOS had a random clothes iron stick out of the controls of the ship. Making props was pretty expensive back then so sometimes you just took what you had on hand. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      th-cam.com/video/Z5Yk3BpnIoE/w-d-xo.html

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoonMian Wow! I gotta say, the design team on that show did a WAY better job than the Star Trek team did. I could easily imagine that deck being used on a Star Trek program today. What was the name of that show? More people should know about it.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    It was Transporter Chief Wilhelm.. only 2 months off retirement. 😂😂

    • @theGhoulman
      @theGhoulman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would have been annoyed at this if it weren't for the Wilhelm scream ;p

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was talking to his best girl about spending his last years at the Shining Sea on Risa 4.

  • @billdunlop8683
    @billdunlop8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You just know that the crewman in the transporter room was wearing a red shirt !!!

    • @melanierosa8126
      @melanierosa8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well yeah, they're operations so ... red

    • @caroldixon7796
      @caroldixon7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My wife gets that joke now, after watching a few episodes with me. We live in Arizona, and she's also learning more about football. This season she made a joke about the Cardinals all being red-shirts. She made a Star Trek joke.

    • @commanderstraker1082
      @commanderstraker1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So does the senior officer of the Court.

    • @duud6687
      @duud6687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billt8504 She's a keeper!

  • @janescamander6315
    @janescamander6315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Did anyone notice Bones took Spock's heartbeat at the wrong place? His heart is not placed the same as human hearts. It should be some place where humans have got their livers.

    • @etkaiser
      @etkaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes, I was watching for that too. TOS wasn't known for their consistency about that sort of thing.

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His heart is only there if plot demands it to save or endanger his life or if McCoy needs to point out that Spock isn't human.

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bones: I am a doctor - not a xenobiologist!

    • @iam4uk60
      @iam4uk60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liver is on the right side of the human body. I thought his heart was on the left side, above where our pancreas would be??

    • @garyv2196
      @garyv2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about him putting it next to the black girls breast

  • @donaldwilliamson1227
    @donaldwilliamson1227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Damn i did NOT expect that. :p

  • @bentonmarcum8509
    @bentonmarcum8509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Crewman Wilhelm's heartbeat eliminated

  • @terrychatfield6671
    @terrychatfield6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Mr Spock, I said eliminate his heart beat, not him...."

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Commander Riker, that’s ‘retract plank,’ not ‘remove plank.”

    • @cbachinger
      @cbachinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It was the logical interpretation of your order, Captain."

  • @studlord9970
    @studlord9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Guess we know what color that dude's shirt was.

  • @jeffreyshreve1277
    @jeffreyshreve1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I still can't stop laughing after hearing what Spock did to the transporter chief.

  • @gravesclayton3604
    @gravesclayton3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    McCoy: Thank you Mr. Spock, that man beamed me up with my head on backwards last week, and I've itching to get him back for it.

  • @standmccray1037
    @standmccray1037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had to listen to this 3 times to make sure I heard that right 🤣😂

  • @MichaelBrookham
    @MichaelBrookham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He said "eliminate his heartbeat" not "stab him in the heart". lol

  • @StillJustDreaming
    @StillJustDreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    OMG I was expecting an episode clip, not this! Love the ending :-D

  • @ericrupp4475
    @ericrupp4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The scream at the end caught me off guard. Was expecting the rest of the scene. About fell out of my damn chair when the scream happened.

    • @ericrupp4475
      @ericrupp4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oops meant to add ROFL.

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericrupp4475, so you did fall out o of your chair, hence rolling on the floor?

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Mr. Spock just proved what Dr. McCoy has been saying for years...he is a cold blooded man :)

    • @Romulan2469
      @Romulan2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You green blooded Volcon!"

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Spock replied: "Why thank you, Dr McCoy."

  • @videojomo
    @videojomo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    No lie, this is just what flashed through me and my buddy's minds when we first heard Kirk's phrasing. Could have cut his microphone, but no- it's best to make sure.

  • @pimpompoom93726
    @pimpompoom93726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The scream at 1:10 was pretty funny.

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somebody on the ship really likes to play the bass guitar loudly.

  • @ultramaximusreviews
    @ultramaximusreviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL the goofy scream

  • @thomasmcginnis3783
    @thomasmcginnis3783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's hilarious, but it's 2022, and _this upload still cracks me up!!_
    Mr. Spock, eliminate his heartbeat.
    [off camera] "Augggghhah!"
    Gorgeous.

  • @jkorshak
    @jkorshak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It took 13 years to find it's way here, but it finally did. LOL

  • @TheDragonIMA
    @TheDragonIMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some next level... Next Generation humor. Lol ty

  • @mobiusmanray3132
    @mobiusmanray3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A 13 year old star trek shitpost. Truly, I have been blessed on this day.

  • @chrissgchriss
    @chrissgchriss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darth Vader force chokes someone while watching through a view screen. Spock, "Hold my beer."

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Intercom: "I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned .... "
    Kirk: "Better go eliminate his heartbeat in person, Mr. Spock."

  • @grantchin1526
    @grantchin1526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    McCoy: He's dead Jim!

  • @lilycraig6717
    @lilycraig6717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG I cant breath😂😂😂😂😂

  • @loissimmons6558
    @loissimmons6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Transporter chief must have been wearing red.

  • @zeriul09
    @zeriul09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    did not expect that, ow my sides

  • @sheb2000phoenix
    @sheb2000phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spock did a good job eliminating the red shirt in the transporter room

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't get it at first, then I started laughing lol.

  • @johnw2026
    @johnw2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The transporter chief screamed with agony when he realized the transporter had been remotely activated and was beaming him into space.. 😆

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maximum disperson...

  • @tarn1135
    @tarn1135 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you. I just spit my coffee out 😂that was absolutely brilliant.

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Heartbeat eliminated, yes sir!

  • @tomboard1
    @tomboard1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kirk said eliminate the sound of the crewman's heart. Spock just eliminated the crew man....

  • @michaeltalley51
    @michaeltalley51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And he's really dead too, because that was a Wilhelm scream.

  • @rhyziannepimental623
    @rhyziannepimental623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loved how calm Kirk was after.

  • @tattooeddragon
    @tattooeddragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Haven’t laughed so hard in years!

  • @johnp9969
    @johnp9969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Obviously a Red Shirt 😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @olliehopnoodle4628
    @olliehopnoodle4628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest thing I have watched today.

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have made this joke every time I see this episode. Good work.

  • @fartingduck5316
    @fartingduck5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tears, actual tears. thx

  • @brucekaraus7330
    @brucekaraus7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fall for that bit every time. lol

  • @Scodiddly
    @Scodiddly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely did not expect that. Still choking on my own laughs.

  • @gregbillings
    @gregbillings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ROFL - This was so good......... I was like, umm, I don't remember that scene going that way.... wait, whut? LOL

  • @patrickginther8527
    @patrickginther8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That gave such a good laugh! Thank you!

  • @mad7206
    @mad7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah I laughed, wasn't expecting that

  • @mulberryman1305
    @mulberryman1305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wilhelm, is that you?

  • @skytowergnome4664
    @skytowergnome4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cute, and unexpected giving me a good laugh. Nice work.

  • @slighter
    @slighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boy am I glad that I didn't peek into the comments before I finished the clip :D :D

  • @HailAnts
    @HailAnts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only saw that coming about a second before it happened! And I’ve seen this episode countless times!

  • @Thor_Odinson
    @Thor_Odinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Totally in character for the mirror universe

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this wasn't mirror universe. Spock doesn't haave a beard. This was the regular universe and the scream was added onto the clip. That wasn't psart of the episode.

  • @dodgeman4360
    @dodgeman4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought this was the original story and so i went "Arugh" when kirk ordered spock to stop the crewmans heart. THEN i heard the sound over. I have since played it several times...very funny!!!
    ..

  • @SuperEcwchampion
    @SuperEcwchampion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, wasn't expecting that. That was very good. 😂😂😂

  • @dandeliondown7920
    @dandeliondown7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL. Spock takes Kirk literally. I could imagine Isaac from The Orville doing something like that !!!

  • @duud6687
    @duud6687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WTF?! LMAO!!
    Must have been a Red Shirt!

  • @rslavin71
    @rslavin71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the funniest thing I've seen in months!

  • @josephmassaro
    @josephmassaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:03 I didn't realize there was a second Mirror Universe episode.

  • @keitholiver19
    @keitholiver19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh that poor sap in the transporter room! Just be sure to shock him back to life afterward!

  • @bebo5558
    @bebo5558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spock, I said to mask his heart beat, not jettison the transporter pod in to space, now you in deep do-do like me!

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg, that caught me by surprise! 😂😂😂

  • @stevesicard5896
    @stevesicard5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't see that coming. Hilarious.

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG that was funny...well done :D

  • @diogenesesenna9323
    @diogenesesenna9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You just gave me fu*king Asthma attack .....

  • @truckstopsuperstar2451
    @truckstopsuperstar2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm still laughing! Good one 👍

  • @praktikalnurse504
    @praktikalnurse504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had days like that!!

  • @loopyninjabear666
    @loopyninjabear666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is the sound of the heartbeats of every crewmen aboard this ship
    ..... Aaaaw man, for a minute there I thought you were gonna start a space jam

  • @swissarmytenor
    @swissarmytenor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, that was sooo well done!

  • @Lynxdom
    @Lynxdom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL! That took me off guard :)

  • @Kurzula5150
    @Kurzula5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP Ensign Wilhelm.

  • @alainarchambault2331
    @alainarchambault2331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes, go on trial for Ben Finney, but never mind red shirts. They're disposable.

  • @floyddwarrel4726
    @floyddwarrel4726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    captain I'm frightened.

  • @patsmith8523
    @patsmith8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL! That was great!

  • @RLB52
    @RLB52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Famous last words: "yeow"

  • @goteamdefense
    @goteamdefense 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks. I needed a laugh.☠️😂

  • @michaelkantner6420
    @michaelkantner6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The white sound device, a modern 20th century microphone. Amazing science! Plus, I wasn't expecting the scream, but was thinking when Kirk told Spock to eliminate that crewman's heartbeat, that he would stop living. Laughing my ass off to that one! Good job to whoever made this video!

    • @evelk5233
      @evelk5233 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shure SM-58

  • @LeftToWrite006
    @LeftToWrite006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching clips of this episode but none of them had anything like that at the end. I'm almost crying from laughing.

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spock used the Tantalus Field!

  • @KG-xt4oq
    @KG-xt4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fascinating!

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was so worth watching. :)

  • @danbasta3677
    @danbasta3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent first season episode, my favorite, always has bern, always will be. There you will see a real Captain in action doing everything he can to save his ship and his crew which are and always will be top priority in his life.

  • @thewatcher9545
    @thewatcher9545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was not expecting that. lol

  • @billsmith981
    @billsmith981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another Red Shirt bites the dust

  • @loranddeka
    @loranddeka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That poor red shirt.

  • @Sasquatchvideos38
    @Sasquatchvideos38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmfao wow spock.... wow kirk so cruel

  • @vulcanluver
    @vulcanluver 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @xxjpxxdeluxe Yes, but since this episode, "Court Martial," was part of Season One, they didn't quite have Vulcan physiology worked out yet. If memory serves, "Journey to Babel" was the episode in which we learned Vulcan hearts are located in the place of the human liver.

    • @danbasta3677
      @danbasta3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      vulcanluver More like Mudd's Women. When the good Doctor said, gets you right here, and he pointed with his palm the heart, the Good Doctor, said, oh, sorry, in your case, and he pounded with his fist, on the left side. Mr. Spock's answer was, because my internal arrangement is quite different, pleases me to no end.

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You're agonizer, Mr. Kyle" Oh, wait. Wrong episode...

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also your. Go watch Word Crimes by Weird Al.

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomf3150 Arrrgh! You're gonna ding me for grammar two years later?
      But, yes. And I'm a Weird Al fan too.

  • @Bregh
    @Bregh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masterful.

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kirk: That accounts for everyone except the crewman in the transporter room. Mr, Spock, eliminate his." Spock pushes a few buttons....
    Crewman: "AHH:"
    LoL

  • @LoneStarRails
    @LoneStarRails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that was great, something I would dream up.

  • @thefurrybastard1964
    @thefurrybastard1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That caught me. Good one!

  • @warrensmith2902
    @warrensmith2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it.

  • @chucksgarage7165
    @chucksgarage7165 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The white sound device looks suspiciously like a microphone with no cord.

  • @asyouwish9567
    @asyouwish9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was funny. I did not expect that or Wilhelm

  • @aquariandawn4750
    @aquariandawn4750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fascinating

  • @pdrey100
    @pdrey100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ship's sensors could not find him? Plot armor.