The very concept here is light as air and yet sublime. Hawke is certainly adept at mocking and sending up [insert target here], as his other sketches demonstrate. But the Greeters Guild bit offers three byproducts not otherwise available: joy, enthusiasm, and good will. There's a genius to it. Any comic can make us laugh by slagging off or mocking. Hawke stuns the world by having us in stitches merely through being cheerful to random folks and perhaps brightening their day. If anyone saw that coming for 2022, they failed to announce the arrival of this brilliant antidote to whatever ails you.
This man is the natural alternative to antidepressants, I'd love to be greeted by him when going for my shopping! We need more people like him in the world 😁🙌
I love how he eloquently and adeptly assembles a mirror to our modern way of life (some might say social devolution).. A parody, to parodise the parodic.. ☺.. Hats off to you Sir!
The more people see your content, the more you'll get known and then you'll get even more subs/follower. It looks like a few people recognised you. Can't wait for you to get the full recognition you deserve, Troy! Always make me laugh and it's good to see new videos coming out. At least you didn't get hasseled by Tesco staff, lmao.
When I used to work in a shop they'd literally tell us to greet people as they came in to help reduce shoplifting and this man highlights perfectly why I always felt like such a tool even attempting to do that.
Mate, I love your both your style and humor…you are scandalously funny in a very unique and personal way, truly an extraordinary kind of comedian…both thumbs up from a german descendant!
It's been a long time since I've had such a genuine smile on my face. Such a light touch to comedy is very hard to find, especially when being quite nice to people. Cheers
First time viewer. Going to like and subscribe after posting this comment. Please write, act in and tour your stage show. Your comedy genius is needed.
I don't know if you take requests Troy, but I would love you to turn up at my Gym, Bannatynes in Folkestone, or better still, a Toby Carvery. Loving your work fella. Top marks.
“Big fan of your triangle” such a perfectly delivered line
Hilarious video as always!
Thanks
Which triangle?
@@phhiggins Bermuda triangle.
Glad to see the greeters guild getting the respect and recognition it deserves
The very concept here is light as air and yet sublime.
Hawke is certainly adept at mocking and sending up [insert target here], as his other sketches demonstrate. But the Greeters Guild bit offers three byproducts not otherwise available: joy, enthusiasm, and good will. There's a genius to it. Any comic can make us laugh by slagging off or mocking. Hawke stuns the world by having us in stitches merely through being cheerful to random folks and perhaps brightening their day.
If anyone saw that coming for 2022, they failed to announce the arrival of this brilliant antidote to whatever ails you.
@@greetersguild shoulders back sir: have at the day
Very well put Sir!
Icba to read that but I totally agree sir
Well said. Always punch up, never down.
@@MatthewsJez Sir.
How this fella is not on prime time telly is a mystery.
Probably because he’s hilarious, not many hilarious comedians on the tele these days
@@ste2442 🙌👍
Saw him at the Comedy Store in Liverpool a couple of years ago, he was just the best, I laughed and laughed until I stopped!
Because mainstream is crap, this guy is too good for it
Is now
-Are you on MDMA?
-No I'm on Cocaine bro!
-Oh, fair enough.
I almost fell off the toilet laughing
That was good
It sounded so normal knowing what these areas are like
@@BlueSquad00 do you know where it is?
cryingonion2 basically most the uk is like that these days
@@99elizabeth like that meaning on cocaine?
This man is the natural alternative to antidepressants, I'd love to be greeted by him when going for my shopping! We need more people like him in the world 😁🙌
'Youre allowed to vape in the store' is such a chaotic line 😂
"Your custom is appreciated, you shan't be forgotten" so underrated
This is a particularly good example of how deranged the youtube comments section 'underrated' fetish really is...Go on, call it 'humble' now too...
@@jamescarr4662 who pissed in your cornflakes?
This one is so wholesome. Glad to see so many positive reactions from the clientele.
"I'll smoke in anything" hahaha my guy
'I'll trip them up' gets me every time
Glad to see Tesco staff didn’t come and remove you. Down with B and Q!
I love this. This is literally my job at a northern UK supermarket. I am learning from the master❤️
So many of these brilliant one liners go over people's heads 😂
Whenever I'm having a bad day I watch one of these and it cheers me right up
Man these really make my day. I hope you get filthy rich and never go to prison.
Good lord he's cleaned us out!
I can imagine Troy being the face of Tesco... I Would love to see him do some adverts.
That would be a very wise move by Tesco.
Love, love, love the Greeters Guild. Nice to see Tesco didn’t come out and move him on like B & Q did!! 🤗🏴
That guy at the start who said "I'll smash you" probably lost sleep that night
I couldn't tell if it was violent or sexual.
@@joshuataylor3550 Both maybe? I would imagine spitting might be involved either way.
@@joshuataylor3550it was clearly a joke. Maybe British humour. Smash means sex lol
that last lady was so chill.. "i'll guess we'll see" followed by "yay" when offered to assistance escape.. I love these :)
Nowhere have I seen such joyfully melding of affectation (his outfit) and sincerity (his well wishes and pleasure). It's art!
‘You’re allowed to vape in store’ 🤣 that ticked me
Big love from Poland, wish we had Greeter's Guild here
Be the change you wish to see! Start your own GG!
It is my dream to some day be greeted by someone from the guild. Good work!
It would make my day to see the Mr Hawke from the Greeters Guild at my local shop! Excellent 🤣🤣
I love how he eloquently and adeptly assembles a mirror to our modern way of life (some might say social devolution).. A parody, to parodise the parodic.. ☺.. Hats off to you Sir!
Exactly that's the beauty of it!
We need more of these videos, they're bloody brilliant! 'I'm a big fan of your triangle' absolute absolutely cracked me up!
Yessss Troy the best greeter ever!!
They way he said “oh fair enough!”
Sincerely wishing you the best of days. Shoulders back lad and don't take compromises!
I'm on cocaine!
Oh fair enough!
Damn I love you
This has to be one of the most spiffing channels on TH-cam. I await your future productions with great excitement.
Your charisma is a breath of fresh air
The greeters guild is back 👊 putting a smile on people's faces squire
Bloody marvelous old bean!!!
These are always utterly fantastic
It's really nice seeing all the different types of people you meet in the uk and how they're all nice about it
Bloody brilliant!
The more people see your content, the more you'll get known and then you'll get even more subs/follower. It looks like a few people recognised you. Can't wait for you to get the full recognition you deserve, Troy! Always make me laugh and it's good to see new videos coming out. At least you didn't get hasseled by Tesco staff, lmao.
There must be a Tesco memo somewhere telling employees to just let Mr. Hawke do his thing, it's good for business.
You're absolutely stunning mate!!! Because of people like you I'm actually proud to be from UK :)
I absolutely love this guy .. Absolute legend
Best one yet!
I remember him in Alien Nation! RIP! Great actor and entertainer!
This guy is so funny. His timing and etiquette is what makes him class. Lets get this guy his own tv show quick ..
“You do this all the time don’t you” “shhhh” mate how r u so funny!!!
“If security comes running after me”
“I’ll trip them up” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
Every Tesco needs this guy.
how nice to be greeted nicely everywhere
Harrods needs this.
A remarkable fellow, a friendly discourse and a self conscious English laugh. Straight out of a dickens novel.
No matter how you feel good, sad, angry every minute and second spend watching Troy Hawke lightens up everyones day ❤❤❤
When I used to work in a shop they'd literally tell us to greet people as they came in to help reduce shoplifting and this man highlights perfectly why I always felt like such a tool even attempting to do that.
Mate, I love your both your style and humor…you are scandalously funny in a very unique and personal way, truly an extraordinary kind of comedian…both thumbs up from a german descendant!
Hysterical! Thanks for this
Greetings from South Florida. Subscribed indeed😂👏🏼💙
When your outfit matches the sign by the door perfectly 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Makes me smile.
It's been a long time since I've had such a genuine smile on my face. Such a light touch to comedy is very hard to find, especially when being quite nice to people.
Cheers
I know someone who can react so fast as well, I find that amazing!
Sir, you are a genial genius.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while I’m smashing that subscription button
Utterly fantastic!
He's gona make it this fella,.totally unique, comedy gold 🤣
Troy, you need to meet and greet outside an A and E dept.
Would be a good watch.
Shoulders back.
What a lovely man. Great SOH, and beautifully done.
I can’t stop watching these video’s, I hope Troy does this when he’s up in Edinburgh 😂
Why hasn't this reached 1 million views? Its pure gold. I bet this is London, or another big city. People are more open
That wink at the end , fabulous!
Just brilliant , I’m sure the second person in (lady with ginger hair ) was Stacey Dooley !!! Keep up the great work
You are just brilliant and hilarious 😂😂😂
Keep up great work
This is ace. I wish i though of this because it would be so much fun.
The world needs more people like this
too good man
Just brilliant 🎉
I legit wanna see this guy outside Waitrose.
First time viewer. Going to like and subscribe after posting this comment. Please write, act in and tour your stage show. Your comedy genius is needed.
Do one for farm foods and heron foods even. That would be a hoot.
You've done this before 😉 I keep coming back to watch this every time I need a laugh. Can't wait to see you in Nov Troy!
So many great lines, 'I'm a big fan of your triangle'
Post these where people can tag tesco to potentially get you in an advert. Such a wonderful gentleman
I’m in the US and I too think this chap should be on the Telly
Man I wish I were this good with people 🤣
Just spiffing! How I'd love to see you at my local Sainsbury's.
The sound man was on point that day
I'm a big fan of your triangle.
Hahahaha, stitches.
The Tesco Shoplifters Assistance Guild
amo lo increiblemente amable de tus videos, good luck in everything!
"I'll smash you" I'm not sure if that was aggression or a gay comment lmao
Couldn't tell if the first guy was gay or just a menace.
Menacing gay, perhaps
This is brilliant!
"I'm a big fan of your triangle." 😆 🤣 😂
You are hilarious! Amazing talent to be able to make people laugh by your greetings and doing it naturally.👍👍
I could watch this guy all day
I wanna recreate this so badly in my hometown :D
My favourite TH-cam channel. Brilliant humour! 🍺
I don't know if you take requests Troy, but I would love you to turn up at my Gym, Bannatynes in Folkestone, or better still, a Toby Carvery. Loving your work fella. Top marks.
This is my favourite :0)
The dude in the thumbanil is called Aidan, he runs the best bakery in Manchester.
He’d definitely make my day 👏👏