Drawing the Wildest Video Game Patch Notes

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  • Jacob challenges Nathan, Karina, and Julia to turn funny video game patch notes into drawings!
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  • @Fox_RZK
    @Fox_RZK ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    I don't think there ever was a patch note that for me topped "Sims will now flee the building they're in when there's a meteor strike, unless it is a school, in which schoolchildren are not allowed to leave and will always die." I know it's the old famous one, but it's just so good.

    • @diabelskiananas8679
      @diabelskiananas8679 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Just like in my old high school

    • @Abegilr_Dragonrider
      @Abegilr_Dragonrider ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Even I, who haven't played any Sims game, knows about that patch. (Don't know from where tho.)

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      its just the best

    • @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016
      @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      So that's what happened to my 3 children sims so many years ago... I didn't understand that I couldn't have saved them. Such confusion

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I’m fairly certain that it’s the same patch that had “become enemies with child no longer appears” that Karina drew. It’s almost like the devs said “you can’t hope to become enemies with a child, but we will make sure a child dies if a meteorite hits their school”

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 ปีที่แล้ว +7584

    07/02/2023
    Changes:
    >Added HD textures to Julia
    >Added Merobiba
    Fixes:
    >Jacob no longer attempts to convince others to "Imagine a crab"
    Known Issues:
    >Karina's sass still has no limit (We're trying)
    >Nathan occasionally gets stuck in a laugh loop

    • @ellierosescribbles
      @ellierosescribbles ปีที่แล้ว +605

      you forgot the known issue of Cats 2019

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      @@ellierosescribbles We've given up on fixing that and just put warnings before and after any mentions of Cats (2019)

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere ปีที่แล้ว +346

      ive also noticed that the loading times for julia's joke cut scenes are way too long, can you add that to the list

    • @MagnaFae
      @MagnaFae ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Removed Herobrine

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@insertcheesypunhere Thats actually a feature requested by the lead designer. They keep telling us to make them even longer for some reason

  • @aperson4029
    @aperson4029 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    Who could forget the Stardew Valley patch that: “No longer violates the Geneva Convention.”

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Fixed Geneva Convention violation.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@DelPlays problem is that Red Cross hunts this as they don't want theyr symbol to be associated with war or fighting

    • @christopherclayton5500
      @christopherclayton5500 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@DelPlays I think the real problem is the law suits.

    • @Halloweenish
      @Halloweenish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm…

    • @pocketqueens830
      @pocketqueens830 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@DelPlays The issue is setting precedent unfortunately. If you don't have a problem with the 'small infractions', why do you suddenly have a problem with others? Makes it so you HAVE to have an issue every time.

  • @RivkahSong
    @RivkahSong ปีที่แล้ว +621

    The Sims 3 was a paradise for hilarious patch notes. Some of my favs I remember were:
    "The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation"
    "Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated."
    "Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out."
    "Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies."
    "The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing"
    "Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels"'
    "When using the Fire Pit, Sims can no longer roast and eat horse fertilizer"

    • @witecatj6007
      @witecatj6007 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The patch notes for Dwarf Fortress are also a riot.

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My favorite is the one about children dying if a meteor hits the school. Can't remember the exact phrasing, but the way it's worded is so funny to me
      Edit: another favorite of mine is "children and teens will no longer die from motive failure while on Time Out"

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ominouslightning I remember that one! Something about how people will run out of the building if a meteor is about to hit it to save themselves but if it's going to hit a school the kids will always die because school is mandatory or something lol.
      I don't think I ever saw the time out one, that's hilarious. Poor kiddos get screwed over no matter what they do, huh? 😂

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Rivkah Song Yeah, poor kids lmfao. They never seem to catch a break in the sims honestly. I think the actual phrasing at the end is "Unless the building is a school, in which case, children are not allowed to leave and will always die"

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@witecatj6007 demons pretending to be gods will try harder

  • @Chuyin_mtg
    @Chuyin_mtg ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Props to Julia for committing to her rebooting bit.

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Julia: "Okay, number 1 is discipline."
    Nathan and Jacob, almost before she's finished speaking: _"No..."_

  • @lilian.embucgo
    @lilian.embucgo ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I love the trope of drawfee guesses what Julia is drawing and she remains silent and draws faster.

  • @BAKAROID
    @BAKAROID ปีที่แล้ว +664

    I don't know if I'm just really tired but between the "everytime we touch" joke and the "you you can't be be no no" bit this is the hardest I've laughed at a Drawfee episode in a while

    • @fableagain
      @fableagain ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same tbh

    • @clarawoodman9331
      @clarawoodman9331 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The you you can't be be no no is also so good XDDD

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I cried laughing at the you you can't be be no no bit. My head hurts a little now.

  • @grusborg
    @grusborg ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
    "If you're not chill, then you're enemy."
    "Only a Sith deals in characteristics"

    • @sarahk.8473
      @sarahk.8473 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Julia sith confirmed??

    • @zep909
      @zep909 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    i knew a sims 3 patch note would make it in here. the video of the person reading the patch notes out loud and dying laughing is iconic

    • @cocopm52
      @cocopm52 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's the classic.

    • @Bubbagum87
      @Bubbagum87 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      PM SEYMOUR HE DOES MORE OF THESE! SUPER RECOMMEND WATCHING MORE VIDEOS OF HIS!

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I’d never seen it before 😂
      The “wish” one from this episode is actually in there, but all of them are so good
      For reference: th-cam.com/video/4nxsCZ2SEcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You can no longer try for baby with the GrIm REAPeeer *dies*

    • @fionnaandcakecosplay
      @fionnaandcakecosplay ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Bubbagum87 not trying to be rude but I’m pretty sure PM Seymour uses they/them pronouns

  • @paultuck
    @paultuck ปีที่แล้ว +637

    *Julia draws an Exorcist-style Catholic priest*
    Is it Columbo?
    *Julia erases and starts changing it to be Peter Falk's Columbo*
    Is it Jerry Seinfield?

  • @ijlayugan4149
    @ijlayugan4149 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The fact that Karinas drawing is Just Julia punching a child and Nathan in the back dead on the ground cracks me up. She avenged Nathan who got tornadoed by that child.

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    Can confirm: Ghost stalkers were annoying as hell and a serious problem in early Sims 4.
    "What do you mean it's happy hour? I just went to your funeral!"

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Yes! It was intense. Also..... where are you bringing me!!?
      Sims always has THE BEST patch notes!

    • @helenachristinapiuvezam479
      @helenachristinapiuvezam479 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Recently my dead friend called to tell me she adopted a baby… it’s concerning, a lot to be patched up in the sims lol

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      my funral had better end in a happy hour or i'm not dying

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh ปีที่แล้ว +137

      My favorite one is when a ghost calls you to say “I heard someone close to you passed, my condolences” when they were the one who died in the first place 😂

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Jayk-kz7sh that could easily be reworked into some classic creepypasta

  • @sunkenprms4456
    @sunkenprms4456 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I unironically love Karina's "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly" bit

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that one flew way over my head

    • @e.g.2261
      @e.g.2261 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      33:25

    • @klausing8
      @klausing8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And every time I’m Merobiba!

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cascada is a very punnable artist.

    • @Euqoram
      @Euqoram ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it took me tf out, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I'd love to see DeepBlueInk animate Karina getting Nathan so giggly that he slaps his knee, I think he'd perfectly capture the joy in her voice

    • @yarn7130
      @yarn7130 ปีที่แล้ว

      My friend, it has occurred as you foretold: th-cam.com/video/1D-CiUoC4VM/w-d-xo.html

    • @goa5138
      @goa5138 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've got some good news for ya!!

    • @theletterz6833
      @theletterz6833 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You’re never gonna believe this…

  • @mcclainleong6557
    @mcclainleong6557 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I just invented boxing again." Glad to have confirmation Julia invented boxing the first time, it checks out.

  • @Itsspookykabuki
    @Itsspookykabuki ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "Let's make one new joke that we will repeat"
    Little did they know, Merobiba has already caught the Drawfee-verse on fire.

  • @Mikes_NotSane
    @Mikes_NotSane ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “Your textures are looking crisp today” -Me to my fiancee on the day of our wedding

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Oh, with the "ghosts will no longer call you fiveISH times a day" one in Sims 4...even better: They'll not only call you to come do a fun activity in town right after they died like nothing happened, sometimes they'll call and ask you to do EXACTLY WHAT OOFED THEM.
    I know that's probably random, but having a ghost who just _died from embarrassment_ literally call another Sim five minutes later and be like "Hey, let's go to the comedy festival Downtown and embarrass ourselves!" is just MAGICAL. XD
    Speaking of Sims, that entire franchise is a GOLDMINE of wtf glitches and patch notes that would make the funniest pictures ever. Sims 3, especially.

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I don't know why but "turn-based boxing" sent me into a tantrum spiral of laughing

    • @gl00myharvester
      @gl00myharvester ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turn based boxing used to be real in Georgian England (?). It was literally revolutionary when a guy (Bill Richmond) from New York invented ducking away from the punch. before they'd just take it and then it'd be the next person's go to punch them

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Isn't that just Punch-Out?

  • @mitchellflowers4861
    @mitchellflowers4861 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    My head cannon is Julia is now possessed by the spirit of Merobiba. “If you had a chance… to punch a child… would’ya?”

    • @ShatteredPsyche
      @ShatteredPsyche ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "I would! I'm Mewobiba!"

    • @Painfulldarksoul
      @Painfulldarksoul ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You don't need to be possesed by the spirit of Merobiba to want to do that. Children are little monsters, that don't have the part of the brain that is needed for empathy developed yet, just like psypaths. If there weren't consequences, they'd punch you too.

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This gives Alyssa Milano's "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?" meme vibes.

    • @Sakura_Koneko666
      @Sakura_Koneko666 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?"
      julia: i would punch it in it little child face!
      me: i would let it exist and walk away. i dont know anything about the child. what am i supposed to do?

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If the child is merobiba

  • @SailorCSH
    @SailorCSH ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I always love when Nathan sings Telephone. “I left my phone on the phone at the phone place” still haunts me and now I can add the new verse of “stop calling stop calling I don’t want to talk to a ghost.”

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I can hear his voice in my head, but do you remember what episode he sang “I left my phone-"?? I have a mighty need x]

    • @raethestar44
      @raethestar44 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was all I could think of the whole time they were singing 😂

    • @starwolf27
      @starwolf27 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kemmli I believe it was the celebrity pictionary episode.

    • @magicmike191v2
      @magicmike191v2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now we have a Nathan version of the Telephone Chorus
      Stop calling Stop Calling I don't want to talk to a ghost
      I left my phone on the phone at the phone place (x2)

    • @edgaralenpoesraven4603
      @edgaralenpoesraven4603 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kemmli th-cam.com/video/qOJXy45REks/w-d-xo.html
      16:13

  • @Chris.Cook.
    @Chris.Cook. ปีที่แล้ว +98

    One of my all-time favorite patch notes is from Outer Wilds, the DLC I think: "A certain elevator now kills the player more reliably."

    • @justaskeleton9087
      @justaskeleton9087 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wh-
      which elevator?? (Feel free to spoil I've beat eote)

    • @Chris.Cook.
      @Chris.Cook. ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justaskeleton9087 There was a trophy/achievement for dying by elevator. The best way to do it was in the Stranger, on the Cliffside village area, but players tended to just get squeezed/pushed out, as opposed to crushed. The patch made the kill box underneath easier to hit, if I remember right.

    • @justaskeleton9087
      @justaskeleton9087 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Chris.Cook. I guess I now know a new achievement I need to unlock lmao

  • @watchersomwhere7175
    @watchersomwhere7175 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    So I got a patch not for Dead by Daylight. It was something along the lines of "Fixed an issue involving the Executioner's rear to be too flat" The context being Pyramid Head, also named the Executioner in game used to have a massive dumper on his release, which the devs removed. The fans paid respect to his booty so the devs gave it back

  • @thisurldoesnotexist
    @thisurldoesnotexist ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "We can't be worse we're already not very good." That is the energy I carry into work every day

    • @shaliekk
      @shaliekk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ME. ME EVERY WORK DAY!

  • @juliacalhoun9491
    @juliacalhoun9491 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Unexpected consequence of your medieval words video: every Drawfee video I watch from now on, I'm going to half-expect the intro to say, "I'm Jacob! I'm Nathan! I'm Karina! And I'm Merobiba!"

  • @amandas7910
    @amandas7910 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Always impressed by Nathan’s ability to just bust out an entire group of unique monsters. He’s too talented for us

  • @marshmallow5672
    @marshmallow5672 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "baby sims no longer get stuck to another sims hand while driving a car" and "sims can no longer "try for baby" with the grim reaper" are by far my favorite sims patch notes

  • @sweatygarbage6969
    @sweatygarbage6969 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    My children sometimes ask me where the libraries went and I have to get down on one knee and tell them, “my little Iowan angel, Drawfee needed them for their good goofs and bits.”
    They always cry but I think in time they’ll know it was for the best.

    • @rebeccaogden4583
      @rebeccaogden4583 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This isn’t real there’s no angels in Iowa

  • @AnythingBut
    @AnythingBut ปีที่แล้ว +548

    30:05 I'm crying at Julia accidentally saying "this is the me that takes no more shits" as opposed to 'that takes no more shit,' Like Julia is only being held back from being this powerful by the fact that she has to use the bathroom

    • @jijibunny198
      @jijibunny198 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm so glad somebody else noticed that part, I was absolutely dying 🤣

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah every time I hear that I mentally say, "Julia, what? That's a serious medical condition!"

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you 🙏 that fucked me up 😂

  • @sammiewoods258
    @sammiewoods258 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a child, I WAS actually dropped off at the vet when my parents had shit to do. It was great.
    I should probably add the context that my big sister (in her 30s when I was a little kid) was a vet assistant. She worked there and I was allowed to hang out there. I would spend the day in the animal cages and the little rooms where they keep the sick animals who have to stay there. I'd play with the newborn kittens (there was always a fresh litter of kittens in there) and try to tame the grisly old cats who didn't like people. I'd hang out with peoples dogs sometimes.
    But I just realized that often my sister was working in the surgery room and stuff and I was alone and would maybe see her once for a few minutes each day... So... Literally when I was a kid, I was dropped off at the vet, and locked in a cage with some animals for the day lol. Literally they'd lock me in the cages (about the width and height of a kitchen table? So not tiny but I couldn't stand up or anything.) And leave me there for the day.
    It was great, I loved it. It was my favourite thing ever. Just haven't thought about it for a while lol.

  • @paxtharsis
    @paxtharsis ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I absolutely love Karina's Julia. It makes me wish for a Drawfee animated series where you all live in the same house and have wild adventures together

  • @nobodishere
    @nobodishere ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I like to imagine that Julia glitched out after Merobiba last episode.

    • @sofiac6911
      @sofiac6911 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      last episode was julia glitching for 30 minutes and no one could tell and help :(

    • @VictoriaEMeredith
      @VictoriaEMeredith ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m Mewwobeeba!

    • @boatymcboatface5755
      @boatymcboatface5755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a nighthack technique in speedrunning

    • @joshuaowobbuffet3360
      @joshuaowobbuffet3360 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm glitching... I'm Merobiba

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I like how they didn't stop sims from WooHooing in the sarcophagus, they just made it harder.

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't ban goths from their natural woohooing grounds.

    • @vanguardiris3232
      @vanguardiris3232 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If a Sims expansion pack doesn't include an horrendous place to woohoo, it is lacking

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it was intentional. they made animations for it and everything.

  • @natalielintner9623
    @natalielintner9623 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    As a High School art teacher, I would love to show a Drawfee episode to my Digital Art students, but y'all are NEVER school appropriate!

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      im losing it at this comment

    • @spr1iite
      @spr1iite ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Drawfee challenge: make a school appropriate drawfee video

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i sent one of their episodes to my mom 😂

    • @Tomato.toothpaste
      @Tomato.toothpaste ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If they're high schoolers or older middle schoolers, you're probably fine.

    • @ijlayugan4149
      @ijlayugan4149 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @sarahsant6248
    @sarahsant6248 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I was just about to start doing dishes when Julia listed "discipline" and Jacob and Nathan both said, "nope." I fuckin keeled over laughing 😂 My face was IN my knees

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The idea of replacing public schools with drawfee classes had big Tumblr University vibes, which is a throwback that I both cherish and am agonized by

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I always think of Sarah Z mentioning Tumblr University and showing a picture of Dangan Rompa

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah... yeah

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Get the ball pit ready

    • @beeeeeeees
      @beeeeeeees ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i would go to school if drawfee was the bus, drawfee was the teacher, drawfee was the uniform and drawfee was the book

    • @vivk2932
      @vivk2932 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@beeeeeeees one of the classes is karina trying to explain tumblr terms (e.g. babygirl, scrimblo, etc)

  • @veganerwurst
    @veganerwurst ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Suggestion once again:
    A Karina hosted episode where everyone gets the Tags of an AO3 fanfic and tries to make fanart for it ❤

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They did the Chuck Tingle titles, which is essentially the same thing?

    • @martinebonita2658
      @martinebonita2658 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austinknight5881 I can't find this vid, what s. It called plss?¿??

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@martinebonita2658 it seems like it's either been deleted or I hallucinated it

    • @kook.a.doo.
      @kook.a.doo. ปีที่แล้ว

      YESYESYES

    • @BAChambers-235
      @BAChambers-235 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They should use that generator that gives you three tags from the fic that changed ao3

  • @lycheechomper
    @lycheechomper ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I can't believe the whole "You you can't be no no" has me literally, actually crying. This is the hardest I've laughed IN YEARS.

    • @clarawoodman9331
      @clarawoodman9331 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      YEAH ME TOO, THIS EPISODE IS A BANGER

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye หลายเดือนก่อน

      im especially a fan of the way it started with nathan completely not comprehending julia’s diss

  • @customercareskeleton
    @customercareskeleton ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Solid quotes!!!!
    "Sometimes it's a struggle.
    But I'm here."
    - Julia
    "Just a cold shiver runs down my spine, as realization dons on me of something I did in the past."
    - Nathan

  • @noahdoss1967
    @noahdoss1967 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Patch Notes Feb 07 2023:
    Changes:
    >Added additional dialogue options interrupting Jacob in intro
    >Added Karina Kaiba summonable companion
    >Added psychic damage to appropriate Julia drawings
    >Added Nathan marijuana inventory pouch
    >New Legacy Character - Caldwell Tanner
    Bug Fixes:
    >Added support for Merobiba
    -Note: Twitch moderators had unintended interaction with Merobiba, triggering aggro, this has been fixed.
    >Nose Length: "Normal" Range Reduced:
    -Note: The range of Normal in the nose length slider was too wide, leading to confusion.
    >Pokemon checkbox not working
    -Note: In testing, we found that everything can be a pokemon, so we've made sure the "Pokemon" tag on the character file can be activated even for humanoid characters.

    • @asteroidvgm545
      @asteroidvgm545 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Does that mean the nose scale is up to standard?

    • @NegativeZenn
      @NegativeZenn ปีที่แล้ว

    • @jackson3475
      @jackson3475 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They added Caldwell(?), then for sure there's gonna be a need for some patches in the chin scale...

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      man, a Karina summonable companion would be awesome

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Okay, number one is discipline."
    Jacob and Nathan, simultaneously: "...No."

  • @LemonGrinder
    @LemonGrinder ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When Julia added the new joke to her drawing, I thought it fit really well cause I read it as the kid getting worried about impending arrest and stammering, like "Y-you can't b-be...no, no..."

  • @claraspringman9784
    @claraspringman9784 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: during Georgian era boxing people did pretty much take turns punching each other. It was considered revolutionary when a dude started to actually avoid his opponents punches instead of just taking it and punching back 😂

  • @noodletongs2664
    @noodletongs2664 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Oh thats whats in his mouth! Teeth!" Im dying this is why I love drawfee

    • @Cambion_Heir
      @Cambion_Heir ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They're insane and we love it!

  • @artbookgaming
    @artbookgaming ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Sims patch notes are iconic. My favorite one is that you can't woo hoo with the grimreaper anymore. It's also kind of sad that you can't do that anymore.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There goes having a serial killer sim whose motive is seducing the grim reaper

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like, that’s even the point in playing sims anymore?

    • @natspider
      @natspider ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, there are ways to do it with cheats, but it should be a main feature.

    • @wind-flower
      @wind-flower ปีที่แล้ว +1

      afaik it says you can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper. so maybe some type of woohooing is still possible.

    • @axelf9947
      @axelf9947 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was it ever possible to have a kid with him…?

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:07 As an Iowan I can confirm. All of our books, which are especially precious as they are all made of delicate corn husks and bound with corn silk, were sacrificed for this

  • @zoepetersen6636
    @zoepetersen6636 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Karina's initial drawing of the guy punching the child directly in its opened eye was horrifying but I was sad to see it go

  • @LauraB_
    @LauraB_ ปีที่แล้ว +329

    There really could be another entire episode dedicated to patch notes from the Sims. It's a treasure trove!

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least one!

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes pwease

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or Dwarf Fortress. Jacob picked a relatively normal one for that game honestly.

    • @MadCheshireHat
      @MadCheshireHat ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A whole episode could be made about existing bugs that EA continues to ignore

    • @EmilySmirleGURPS
      @EmilySmirleGURPS ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IronicHavoc It's a bottomless well of confusion. There's just so many parts that interact SO strangely.

  • @danwichgames
    @danwichgames ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i really just thought Julia was just going to draw a room full of vampires just pointing at a kid like "he did it"

  • @movezig5
    @movezig5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Can't wait for them to make a "you you can't be be no no" shirt. Imagine all the weird looks!

  • @RichardMoeller-lb3ox
    @RichardMoeller-lb3ox ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Really like that the MOST intelligent sentences in this episode was "Oh, that's what's in his mouth: teeth!"

  • @PenMarkArt
    @PenMarkArt ปีที่แล้ว +392

    41:13 On this day, in Drawfee history, “You you can’t be be no no.”
    Your show is getting much better, Drawf fam. It’s exactly what my brain needs lately

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this is the result of drawfee schooling

    • @bobbyfernando
      @bobbyfernando ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You you can't be be no no.
      Me? I'm Merobiba.

    • @hrodga
      @hrodga ปีที่แล้ว +9

      New jokes; we've all got 'em.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Script: You you can't be be no no
      Voice actor: You... You can't be... Be... No. NO!

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I though you were calling them a dwarf family

  • @IntrusiveThot
    @IntrusiveThot ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Nathan saved his laughter for the intro of this episode, that’s the only reason he didn’t laugh at Merobiba

    • @AdaptiveReasoning
      @AdaptiveReasoning ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nathan was still in 2022 for Merobiba. He has been renewed.

  • @actualturtle2421
    @actualturtle2421 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30:07 Nathan was the only one who heard Julia say "This is a me that takes no more shits." lmao

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In case anyone actually cares:
    In Dwarf Fortress, all the dwarves have mental health and moods based on things that happen to them in their daily life. If their mood gets too low and they are too unhappy, they'll have a sort of mental break called a tantrum. These tantrums can manifest in various ways, but they're often violent or destructive. A "tantrum spiral" occurs when one person snaps, then commits actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they also snap, which causes them to commit actions that make other dwarves unhappy enough that they snap, and so on and so on. It generally only happens with poor management where most of your dwarves are already teetering on the edge of breaking. But that is what a tantrum spiral is: Its basically a chain reaction where one tantrum sets off many, many more tantrums and because of the violent and destructive nature of tantrums, it can result in massive amounts of damage to your fortress, injuries, and deaths.
    As for the second Dwarf Fortress patch note: Crime is not omnisciently reported or obvious. When someone sees a crime committed, they basically go to the captain of the guard and reports what they saw. They will accuse a person of doing something. So if a fist fight breaks out in a tavern full of people, the captain will get lots of reports about the crime from lots of witnesses. The thing is, people lie. Sometimes they're the guilty person and want to deflect blame off of themselves. Sometimes they just really hate somebody and want to pin a crime on them to get them punished. I think sometimes they just like lying? Anyway, you'll have a list of like 5 different people being accused, but the overwhelming majority of witnesses will all say the same person is guilty and thats basically how you know who to punish because most of them will be telling the truth. But if a crime is NOT witnesses by a large group, you'll get only like one or two witnesses, or sometimes no witnesses at all, and it makes it much harder to determine who is guilty. Now when it comes to vampires, they will periodically drain blood from people who are asleep and most of the time they take so much blood that the person will die. Sometimes these vampires will report having witnessed an attack and pin the blame on another person. And sometimes they'd blame babies for killing people that they had killed themselves. There are lots of cheesey ways to identify vampires in your fortress, but one of the best legit ways is see who routinely reports vampire attacks because odds are that guy is the vampire, especially if he accuses different people every time.

  • @CorbiniteVids
    @CorbiniteVids ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I just appreciate David making the cursor also stop responding when they try to get Julia to load in

  • @reidcunningham5906
    @reidcunningham5906 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Can you guys draw weird versions of Disney princesses so you can give Merobiba some friends?

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stick to the classics, though. Princess Areola, Bob, Simperola, the golden age. MAYBE Maloon or Pinkerhorkus, even though their official recognition as Disney princesses are controversial.

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheBestAsbestos13 NOT PINKERHORKUS IM CRYING

    • @MisterSynyster
      @MisterSynyster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheBestAsbestos13 people don't even remember Princess Baelonfee

    • @RadishTheFool
      @RadishTheFool ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 ปีที่แล้ว

      how did it actually stick

  • @YuniX2
    @YuniX2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As a teacher, this episode has me laughing and wincing. Because it's a little too real, lol.

  • @kriscerosaurus
    @kriscerosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wasn’t sure how we would progress from “Merobiba”, but this was certainly the way it happened.
    Love ya, Drawfee. Keep on keepin’ on.

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    watching Julia's cursor keep speeding up as the rest of the crew keep offering wrong interpretations abt what she's drawing is so funny

  • @steventhefan
    @steventhefan ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So this is Drawfee post Merobiba, a new era.

    • @PernicketyPern
      @PernicketyPern ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There was a before and there is an after Merobiba. The world is forever changed.

    • @jonfrombuckland_3784
      @jonfrombuckland_3784 ปีที่แล้ว

      A new thriving era of Drawfee

    • @robotboy5676
      @robotboy5676 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Merobibian Period

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PernicketyPern instead of BC and AD, there is now BM and AM

  • @krow1551
    @krow1551 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still can't get over the "Okay this is Julia" and within 30 seconds it becomes manifests into Julia like she was revealed from the shadows

  • @emily_232
    @emily_232 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Karina putting on the TH-cam conspiracy theorist voice will never get old. It needs no explanation and the purest form of human.

  • @feya7308
    @feya7308 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Please do another cursed ship episode! The last one was so funny!

    • @skychaserthedragon2046
      @skychaserthedragon2046 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ghost ship episode?

    • @Stevonicus
      @Stevonicus ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like the Flying Dutchman

    • @hernameispekka_Rebecca
      @hernameispekka_Rebecca ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skychaserthedragon2046 My only guess is the open story roleplay livestream thingy they did? With the space titanic with ghost butlers?!

    • @kook.a.doo.
      @kook.a.doo. ปีที่แล้ว

      AGREED!! Probably my favorite episode

    • @audittlivereaction1964
      @audittlivereaction1964 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Rebecca I think they mean shipping as in pairing 2 characters (drawing random characters as couples episode)

  • @arsbrevis6528
    @arsbrevis6528 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    every time Jacob says “two million creep” i get more excited for them to hit two million subs. Drawfee should collectively draw two million creeps in celebration (perhaps some of the creeps could be drawn by fans?)

  • @hannahbeebe612
    @hannahbeebe612 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a library student in Iowa, I felt the "we had to close all the libraries in Iowa" in my soul lmao

  • @beclouise8686
    @beclouise8686 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can confirm your show is not getting worse. It only gets better. My other favourite YT channel is GMM and Rhett and Link have lasted so long because their friendship evolves constantly. I also love improv so so much. Best form of comedy for me. Love Drawfee!

  • @LuccaAce
    @LuccaAce ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Funny y'all should mention Drawfee effecting language - I've caught myself doing Nathan's supportive "sure!" in conversations with actual humans lately

    • @nolanchill
      @nolanchill ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do a lot of "Ooooh!" when a friend shows me something neat, especially if it's a piece of art

  • @totz_the_plaid9625
    @totz_the_plaid9625 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    We NEED another Anime History episode because Julia would absolutely FALL IN LOVE with Julie d'Aubigny a.k.a. Mademoiselle Maupin. She was a bisexual crossdressing French opera singer who got in numerous fencing duels.
    Also, the following happened before she was 17:
    "In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape."
    If _anyone_ /EVER/ out there deserves an anime adaptation of their life story, it's her.

    • @theremightbebears
      @theremightbebears ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH MY GOD I second this

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      an icon

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need this in my life. Thank you for informing me of this amazing lady.

    • @SailorCSH
      @SailorCSH ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I just watched Kaz Rowe’s video about Julie D’Aubigny. While she’s still badass and a bicon, stories like the nunnery burning come from dubious sources and were more likely told by people who wanted smear her reputation at the time, so should be taken with a grain of salt.

    • @SheepBeard
      @SheepBeard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched a Musical about Julie last year and it legitimately made me cry

  • @Mingulinthu
    @Mingulinthu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think that this might be the best episode ever holy shit, I was non stop laughing HOW WAS EVERYONE SO CONSISTENTLY ONE UPPING EACH OTHER. The tomfoolery getting so hard at the end that got Julia questioning her drawing skills

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "sometimes it's a struggle to load in all your assets" as a disabled person this resounds with me on a deep level lmao.

  • @buggibii
    @buggibii ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jacob saying so emphatically, "we're on that 2 million creep." gives me life

  • @tysh_6723
    @tysh_6723 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Was a long time since I laughed that hard. started tearing up at the "you you can't be be no no" joke I think drawfee has altered my brain chemistry

  • @tangytablets5150
    @tangytablets5150 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here's a drawing suggestion: Design cute toy merch based on Drawfee goofs and gaffs. Killer Karina plushie with different velcro-attachable knives. Julia's room full of vampire playsets. Jacob's stackable Yogi balancing toy. My Little Nathan, complete with brushable beard. Fully articulated Porfo figure complete with 3 face plates and multiple attachments. Let your ideas run wild for toy merch!

  • @HeavyMetalMal42
    @HeavyMetalMal42 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I hope Karina just keeps doubling down on that Cascada joke. It always gets me.

  • @madisonamd
    @madisonamd ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As a librarian from Iowa this episode really hits close to home

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for your brave sacrifice, ma'am!

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The hypothetical Drawfee curriculum and its students' decimated vocabulary is especially funny since this ep came right after Merobiba
    There'd be a Furbish section in the syllabus for sure

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Furbish 1 is mandatory, but Furbish 2, 3, and AP Furbish are electives. Even if you stop at Furbish 2, it looks great on your college applications. They're looking for well-rounded students.

  • @RlKrav
    @RlKrav ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gotta love Karina's "heh heh heh" with the purposeful glitches

  • @poyitjdr
    @poyitjdr ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watched this while hooked up to a heart monitor in the hospital. Gotta say, watching my heart rate spike when they made me laugh was a fun experience.
    I’m okay btw, just very very sleepy now. Tilt table tests are wild, but not in the way you’d expect.

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "We played nothing but Drawfee content to school aged children for 8+ hours a day, and by the end of the week all they ever said was 'I'm Merobiba!!' while gesticulating wildly. Experts are concerned."

  • @charlesjoseph9842
    @charlesjoseph9842 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I can't believe they claimed "You you can't be be no no" was a new joke when Karina already said it in morse code smh

  • @findrochelle
    @findrochelle ปีที่แล้ว +5

    37:26 I immediately thought Castiel as soon as Jacob said trench coat 😂

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:00
    “Stop calling, stop calling- 4 to 5 times-ish a day”
    “Cuz the stink cloud makes the ghost angry”
    19:20
    “Oh the misery, every child wants to be my enemy”
    “Spare the sympathy, for every child tryna be- my enemy”

  • @jesterslight
    @jesterslight ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I think adding Merobiba is putting too big a strain on the Julia program. Hope they fix that in the next patch!
    Also The Sims patch notes never fail to entertain.

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patch note: fixed issue where running the command “Merobiba” causes memory leaks.

  • @noberd
    @noberd ปีที่แล้ว +75

    the mouse pointer at the beginning trying to close julia is so funny 😂

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Is that where they put the cats?"
    No, Karina, canopic jars were typically decorated with the heads of the Egyptian gods (who all had animal heads) and were the receptacles for the mummy's organs.

  • @shaliekk
    @shaliekk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really can't get over how the patch note says "Five-ish" . Like that's the best they could measure it 😂

  • @QualityTBD
    @QualityTBD ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I can't believe Karina would commit high treason via Morse Code like that

  • @stevengoomba6490
    @stevengoomba6490 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “They say it costed thousands of tax dollars to do that bit”
    “All libraries in Iowa had to be closed”
    “Comment below if it landed for you…”
    This is quite the legendary episode, dunking on education and children as a whole is fantastic!

  • @hpspacecraft713
    @hpspacecraft713 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was just watching old episodes and thinking "there's a certain extra chaotic energy whenever Nathan or Julia are gone" but then this mess comes out with all four

  • @Serenity_Dee
    @Serenity_Dee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dwarf Fortress has some of the most epic patch notes of all time.

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Jacob: wait, put Nathan lying on the ground
    Also Jacob: only new jokes in 2023

    • @evah4431
      @evah4431 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he even misspoke and said "in 2022" which is infinitely funnier

  • @bayhope1484
    @bayhope1484 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Suggestion: in many animal species, the males put on colorful show to draw in the female. Many birds, like the superb bird of paradise, carolina parotia, costa’s hummingbird (aka squidface), or the greater sage-grouse, flash their plumage but also mudskippers, smooth newts, and peacock spiders put on a beautiful (and hilarious) display to attract mates. I’d love to see the Drawfee crew take these creatures looking for love and turn them into humans.
    Really wanting to see Karina design some beautiful clothes for some poor little guy looking for love

  • @VincaMinor42
    @VincaMinor42 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Does... does Nathan know what woohooing means in the Sims? Joking about child sims woohooing in the sarcophagus and I'm just like, oh no, honey, no...

  • @chilaou
    @chilaou ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Punching a child: "Golly gee, I dunno..."
    Julia punching a child: "Okay, I'm on board."
    Julia punching child Nathan: "I am no longer wishing."

  • @apollolux
    @apollolux ปีที่แล้ว +50

    So close to having Julia draw a sarcophagus full of vampires...

  • @mooma10
    @mooma10 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I love that Julia forgot what she was saying in the middle of saying "Cannot say a complete sentence" 💀

    • @ijlayugan4149
      @ijlayugan4149 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timestamp?

    • @mooma10
      @mooma10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ijlayugan4149 11:35

  • @neolithiumproduction
    @neolithiumproduction ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite is still the sims 3 one: A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

  • @pl8710
    @pl8710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the monsters Nathan conjured out of nothing, they all have so much personality