Austin: **Gives Ken cash for Mystery Tech** Ken: **Blows it all to make Austin embarrassed in front of the camera for the nth time** Austin: *"That wasn't very cash money of you."*
0:16 “So we were shooting a video at E3 a couple months ago, or a month ago” Time since the last day of E3 2019 and this video’s upload: *four months and six days*
ever heard of smartwatches? In case you don't, you can set it to have either a digital or analog display. You can also set it up to have not just Time but the Date as well.
A stirling engine is where Hot Gas expands pushing a piston, it cools down in the new volume, condensing it. You can actually get Stirling engines that run off the heat of your hand.
That expensive, fragile, Sterling engine just staying there on the edge of the table while 2 robots fighting each other to the death gives me ocd attacks to a whole another level
For real though, the rocketbook is so handy! I got one for my birthday and it's great to get thoughts out quickly but keep it synced on my phone. It does smell weird though.
Ken: wastes all of Austin's money
Austin: uses the mini electricity generator to power his office
Also Austin: *S T O N K S*
you can do anything when you have too much money lol
@Drew Newhart no worries, thanks for letting me know 👍
So you sell all the garbage products you review? Aren’t they junk and mostly scams…
*I love how Ken's basically a co-host now.*
i love it
@@cyberleone00 he always was
@MrXsiul *No.*
*host you mean
You misspelled host
Did... did they just call that thing a "life size Snorlax?"
My Pokedex would like a word with them.
i'm fucking dead LMAO
And it's not even color accurate. What a load.
I NEED IT
Austin: **Gives Ken cash for Mystery Tech**
Ken: **Blows it all to make Austin embarrassed in front of the camera for the nth time**
Austin: *"That wasn't very cash money of you."*
Ur mom kinda gea
@@BEATMASTERTHETHIRD no u
FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!
@@BEATMASTERTHETHIRD low life loser
And this week on Austin bitching at Ken for doing what he was told in a way
"Do you really own your curiosity or does it own you?" That's a REALLY good question!
And a supid one 2
@@orgesjashar1 says the guy that spelled too like 2.
@@michaelpatton4593 lol you spelled two like too and tried saying he spelled it wrong even though it's the same thing ;-;
Kiddo Blue read it again bud
@@michaelpatton4593 nah hes right asshole
👁👄👁🖕
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
HEY AUSTIN THIS IS GUYS
......
Haha not funny the last 500 times it was said
I despise you
Why did you switch Austin and Guys in reverse
Cody black i dont get the joke either bro!1!!
Austin: 100% alcohol powered
Me: Like my dad?! lol
Relatable
And you say lol to your own comment
My dad is 100% beating my mom powered
This sounds like an issue..
ControlCynex if that’s true call the police
Austin: It even sounds like an Engine
Me: It's called a sterling *engine*
He meant for a miniature replica-type model jeez
Most likely he meant "it sounds like an internal combustion engine"
Stirling
R/Wooosh
Sheri Something Something What?
When the raptor started moonwalking i lost it
Ken should just bring a shipment of airpods for mystery tech..
I'd be so mad lol
You got a reply from Austin Evans wowzer you should be very happy
Ikr so cool
It is very cash money of Austin to reply.
@@austinevans ken if your reading....
Do it
0:16
“So we were shooting a video at E3 a couple months ago, or a month ago”
Time since the last day of E3 2019 and this video’s upload: *four months and six days*
Austin : *listening to pokemon*
Ken : *hears it*
Ken : POKÉMON GOTTA CATCHEM ALL
I like how ken just appears out of nowhere with the items and just dissapears like he never even got there
whoever edited that Michael Jackson moonwalk deserves a raise
6:50 Dino casually moonwalks off the table
You know what ??
*Mkbhd probably had all these for about a week now*
Stop with the jokes...
It's been years since he had them
“I’m getting sweatier and sweatier the longer we go.”
Well, you are wearing a Fortnite onesie
"Did u buy that at E3 some months ago?"
*looks at watch*
"Actually, 1 month ago"
ever heard of smartwatches? In case you don't, you can set it to have either a digital or analog display. You can also set it up to have not just Time but the Date as well.
i wish my watch told the month
@@bmxscape I forget the month a lot
@@ikunaruLIVE oh yeah that makes much more sense now, completely forgot it
7:13
Roboraptor: I’ve won, but at what cost?
Your reaction to the sterling engine was just like mine :D
Ok
ikr
Just gonna say, mystery tech can NEVER go too far
Yep.
I want that "Do not microwave this notebook" on my books. I have bad habit of microwaving notebooks in the evening.
0:27 Nah, you're good Austin.
The video starts with a hat on the table and I already know it’s good
7:28
“I’m ready for the OG”!
Austin is the boss and he is the one who gets humiliated by Ken in mystery tech
3:49 Fiddleford Mcgucket in a nutshell, I mean even the voice is spot on to what Mcgucket sounds like.
4:30 "This is a 100% alcohol powered engine"
Same.
Evan Poliquin 😂
That miniature engine was super geeky, but super cool!
5:30 is why you should shoot this at 60 frames
You forgot an important feature with the notebook. It allows you to scan the page using your phone, and turns it into text you can edit
These always makes me laugh so much! I'd love to have a 30 minute long episode but that would kill me.
A stirling engine is where Hot Gas expands pushing a piston, it cools down in the new volume, condensing it. You can actually get Stirling engines that run off the heat of your hand.
This entire time he looks like a kid on christmas
Stirling engine best mystery tech item of 2019
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Austin: *Sniff Sniff*
Austin: "Time for the hotel California test"
Hotel California: faint "HIGHWAY"
Ken: You Like Fortntie
Austin: wot?
That expensive, fragile, Sterling engine just staying there on the edge of the table while 2 robots fighting each other to the death gives me ocd attacks to a whole another level
Roboraptors: *fall off the table*
Austin: 👁️👄👁️
“Ewww that’s the worst smelling note book I’ve ever smelled”
Me: what other notebooks have you smelled
0:46 "It's like way too big"
That's what she said
lol lmao haha funny xd
No, that’s not what she said, you know that, right?
*HITS NUT BUTTON*
This series has just become "Ken buying random shit off the internet"
Nobody:
Every fortnite 5 year old: 1:03
For real though, the rocketbook is so handy! I got one for my birthday and it's great to get thoughts out quickly but keep it synced on my phone.
It does smell weird though.
Austin Evans uploads a new Mystery Tech video!
Me: *I JUST WOKE UP!*
1:51 Austin doing drugs😂
When Austin uploads a new mystery tech video
Mkbhd: so I’ve watched this video for a week now, here are my thoughts
Lmao he just straight up called it the "stupidraptor" in the URL in his description.
Don’t lie who’s watching while reading comments?😀💯
Yes
Yep
Every comment be like:
👇
Ye I always do, because the videos are not that exciting 😂
Me
Nobody's gonna talk about the fact that this video was filmed months ago but only came out now?
Me: Mom can I have hey guys this is austin
Mom: We already have hey guys this is austin at home
Home: hey austin this is guys
Austin: is this what you got at e3 like 3 months ago
*looks at watch*
Austin: one month ago
Austin: gets propeller hat
PewDiePie would like to know your location
That little engine was probably the coolest thing in the whole video
first like and comment no way
Yep u are
Ok
I have a hunch that mystery tech will become a record for Austin's Slow descent into...
homicide
I never expected a man wearing a Fortnite onesie teach me physics with RGB and a bottle of champagne
Top 1% of money blowers : Ken
Top 99% of money savers : Austin
Mystery tech turned into mystery stuff
Austin : "Curiosity is the most powerful thing you own"
Me : Right now, it looks to me like the most expensive as well
someone had fun editing that at 6:50
Onesie is one of my most loved skins. and seeing that a real onesie has been made for it i must find it!
''Is that a onesie''
No it's a Onesie cosplay
By far my favorite mystery tech
Yaaayyy new mystery tech episode!!
When a snorlax is suddenly considered as ‘tech’
no one ever:
ken: oh its RGB
Austin: we need alcohol which is minimum 95% pure
Ken: Dom Pérignon
I need more of these videos in my life
I can't wait to watch Ken get fired for real please record that and upload it🤣🤣
Congratulations on 5 Mill!
Matt:That was a very special moment for me
Me:I bet you can’t even do one
" *Ken is a very questionable decision maker and i regret giving him a company credit card* "
When that raptor moonwalked off the table I lost it
That little sterling engine is probably the best $100 spent. 10/10
Best mystery tech so far started a little bit rough but is the best one yet!
"I feel like your curiosity owns you." -Austin 2019
He said it whilst wearing a fortnite onesie, truly a madlad
Austin 2019= Your curiosity is the most powerful thing you own
But do you own your curiosity I feel like your curiosity owns you
me: uses notebook normally
austin: *excessive smelling*
Roboraptor is what keeps me alive
Grown man watches enthusiastically as two robo dinosaurs battle to the death
Now you just need to make a chaotic army of roboraptors
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Austin: 1:50
Sees a mystery tech video. Stops watching anything else
The Stirling Engine is the most satisfying thing ever that I have seen!
this went from a tech review channel to a circus real quick
Dude, roboraptor gets wild every time, that dude is crazy man!
Mystery tech slowly turning into mystery Ken
I ain't complaining lmao
Man, I fuc*ing LOVE Roboraptor
Austin: ken here is some money for mystery tech Ken: buys 2009 bottle of Don Perignon
That sterling engine is actually sick. I almost wanna buy one
The funny thing is that Austin's wearing the hat new Google Employees wear. Which absolutely makes no sense.
You can never go too far when Ken is a part of mystery tech
That went from tech to robo- dino fights real fast
I got a feeling that Ken slowly taking over the channel and Austin's life and we won't notice it at all.
I need to start a petition for Austin to go to Austin and shout "Hey Austin this is Austin!"
Do not under any circumstances microwave this notebook
Austin:we need alcohol that is 90% pure Person :imepiantly places it on the table
12:14 PFP material right there. Hecc, if I were an artist, I'd be drawing the hecc out of that. I can't believe I said hecc twice.