Oh you want rubber banding. Do some basic investigation of the original Lion King where Simba is picked up by his moms by the scruff of his neck. From where she is, to where he is. The distance is troubling >.>
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID YOU SHOOOOWWWW ME THAT OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CANT UNSEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT;S RUINED!
I turned it on for my nephew when he was like 3 because like his awesome uncle he loves big cats, and I looked up when this occurred laughing hysterically. Sister comes out from a phone call asking what was up and I showed her, and immediately left to get stoned outside. Like I had to calm down because I was wheezing and just needed to chill and not see that image lmfao
Sad fact: The girl who played Ducky (Judith Barsi) in the first Land Before Time film was murdered by her father when she was 10 years old. After Land Before Time, she voiced Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go to Heaven. Her parents were going through a divorce and the father snapped. He went downstairs to Judith's room and shot her in the had while she was sleeping. When Judith's mother went down the stairs to find out what the noise was, he guned her down on the stairs. When the director and their team didn't hear from Judith or her mother, they called their house to see if they were okay. The father gave an excuse why she wasn't there, an illness I think. In reality, he had already taken their bodies and burned them in the back yard. When the truth finally came to light, everyone working on All Dogs Go to Heaven were devastated as they all loved Judith. The song "Love Survives" in the credits was dedicated to Judith. Judith's last recorded line: "Goodbye Charlie, I love you."
People failed those two, there were signs that Judith's father would snap. He "joked" multiple times that he would kill his wife and daughter to friends. That's not a joke, that's fucking horrifying.
Never really understood why most TV shows geared toward kids set up their theme as herbivores are the angels and carnivores are the devils and they are constantly at war for your soul, and of course you will feel sympathy for the poor innocent and oppressed herbivores because its not like humans themselves are predators or anything, of course they will identify with their fellow prey graerawra.
Well that's the problem with telling a story with any anthropomorphic animals, if you have a carnivore with human traits that eats herbivores with human traits that ISN'T evil(and therefore thematically WRONG) you might be subtly be endorsing cannibalism. It doesn't matter if they're two separate species, it's still one character with a human intelligence and personality eating another character with human intelligence and personality.
While I heavily dislike the inclusion of musical numbers after the first movie, I enjoyed the sequels for the most part (watched up to Big Freeze before I ultimately stopped caring).
noo no that's ignorant hey everyone i told you i was alive weee im a child i told you i was a child see come on lets play lets climb a tree lets climb a tree hahaa
The sequels, ALONGSIDE MOST OF THE SONGS, are a guilty pleasure of mine! The only ones I really don't care about are Wisdom of friends and SOMETIMES the tiny-saurus one. That's it.
Littlefoot saying "That's my Grandpa." Doesn't feel like he's telling his friends who is talking, just the very kid-like act of saying "ah, that's X" when they realize who said something.
@@Alteori I like Strut and Ollie (Antagonists) because they are unique villains. Because they actually DO the think they said they'd do. I mean it's flawless and it's simple. And it makes it more immersive like realtime, especially even tho they said that they'd get him next time, it was only twice they said that. not 12. Not 7. Like in fricking batman where villains always be like "OIOAOAJSJSJSKSNZ YOU FOILED ME REAL GOOD. ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME BATMAN!" Because that's annoying. And they chose to be unique and they even kept true to the word and as soon as they found Littlefoot they immediately kidnapped him and tried to kill him. W Antagonists and W Protagonist.
Nah she’s cackling up…screeching voice and constantly talking about racism in a children’s Dinosaur Cartoon movie series…it actually sucks that this is the only channel that has decent breakdowns on these movies because this girl is beyond annoying and I’m not going to be nice just because she’s a girl…her videos would have been a hundred times better and done more numbers if she left her stupid tangents out.
Alteori's baby talk joke went a completely different direction from what I thought. Was expecting "Dino-Christ! He got that Sara girl laying. This is going to give her old man a heart attack".
@@Alteori It truly was horrible. That poor girl deserved so much better. Her mom did too. May they rest in peace. Her horrible excuse for a father can burn in hell for all I care. Fuck him.
The land before Time and ice age franchises have 1 big problem The land before Time: littlefoot and his friends never grow up Ice age: Manny and the herd never meet the Roshan and his human family from the first movie
That's kind of my childhood! I watched part of the film, when I was little! There were some parts I still remembered, like the friends screaming and running away after Chomper hatched, Littlefoot saying that Chomper is hungry when Chomper was eating a dragonfly, and Chomper trying to eat a butterfly🦋.
19:22 I can't, I can't stop laughing at this scene for how absurd you made it. So yeah, I do see potential on that fictional stories of Land before time. Especially when make the characters little to nothing how they're like. Kinda like how Abridged series do things. Like if you don't know the popular examples of this, is basically a group of people making a parody off a show, usually an anime. (I'm saying this by the off chance you don't know)
You have NO idea! My whole life I have made pOV parody shows of Littlefoot, Cera, Ali, Ducky, etc and new characters. They were my imaginary friends so I grew with them and had MANY adventures. There are many of the adult themes. I may upload some to Logicholic
@@Alteori Well if there are many moments like that as you presented here. Well, considered me interested on how absurd some situations are going to get. I'm rather envious of you on that end on how can you have fun by yourself by having an overall creative mind. Can't say the same for myself, anyways nice to see you're still holding on well.
The whole relationship of chopper and little fott is like when a kid finds a dog and tries to take care of them Also them sealing the great valley from predators isn't that racist?
@@Alteori true but it's still weird that A they discrimination between sentient creatures B that predators kill sentient creatures Although I do remember chomper kinda becomes part of the main group so I wonder how they will address what he eats
@@natto4now RIGHT! It's crazy though bc humans do the same thing. All humans can mate with one another and have emotions, love, fear, empathy, and yet EVERY human discriminates against another type of human for the dumbest reasons, especially the ones that cannot be altered.
The narrator is the same voice of Cera's Father, John Ingle. Littlefoot' Grandfather is voiced by Kenneth Mars (the voice of King Triton from The Little Mirmaid). Nevertheless, 16:44 I felt the same way about that egg scene as a child, mainly because I kept missing the scene where the egg goes back into place. 33:10 as a kid I almost thought that was Grandpa Longneck because I would always notice that they would sometimes get the colors on Littlefoot's Grandparents wrong in these sequels lol. Also, a bit irrelevant but I always wondered as a kid if when Littlefoot Grows up would he suddenly be called Bigfoot lol?
I have conflicted feelings on this. The narrator sounds so nice. Ceras dad is such a example of racism, pretty overbearing, and force to reckoned with. Shivers thinking of people like this in my personal life. As a kid facing a adult like that its pretty intimidating.
Glad I am not the only one who wondered what would happen if the adults don't watch their step. You know how Ducky's siblings come in those really big clutches? And considering how small they are, paired with the fact that we don't really get to know them exept for when there are new eggs ready to hatch... yeah, I let you finish this tought.
I actually have an idea for why it took Chopper's parents a bit to realized he was there kid- basically, due to his relative height and shape, and having been around the plant-eaters, they might have assumed he was an older version of Ducky's kind, or similar. Might sound a little strange, but remember how tiny Chopper is to his parents, and that they never got to see their baby hatch.
Also color me a fan of things retro, but I personally don’t mind the older dinosaur roars that are used for the carnivores. I dunno, call me nostalgic I suppose.
Man I love these movies so much but it's hard to watch any Ducky scenes after learning about the abuse and murder of the actress of Ducky at the hands of her father. She was only 10 when she was murdered 😢
I guess so, since Strut was trying to eat plants and Ozzy was trying to eat eggs🥚🥚 and trying to get his bro to eat them, too. I didn't know struthiomimus also ate plants and eggs.
I remember this movie series and that since the first one did well with kids the removed all the gore and death because it wasn't really meant to be for kids but either way it still is a masterpiece
To be honest my favorite dinosaur designs would have to be the sharp teeth/chompers parents they used to be very terrified when I was little much scarier than the Jurassic Park T-Rex in my opinion
Literally used to watch this over and over as a kid, had all of the movies on VCR tapes lol, definitely the reason I’m still obsessed with dinosaurs today
When the herbivores first arrived in the great valley, Topsy ran an election campaign and promised to build a great wall around their border, making the Sharpteeth pay for it.
19:32 imma be real, for most of my childhood I wasn’t sure if littlefoot was a boy or girl. Maybe it was because I didn’t see the movies in order and his eye lashes in some design made him look feminine to me.🤷🏾♂️
I thought Littlefoot was a girl until I read an article about "The Land Before Time" and learned that he was a boy. He does have eyelashes and his voice sounded like a girl's, to me.
1:09 The "Land Before Time" franchise got hit with "Disney Musical Fever" (just like most every other animated production during the 90s). Hard to believe this is the same franchise where "The Great Valley" was originally going to be an allegory for Heaven. ^^ 16:37 What did you expect? Each of their brains is about the size of a walnut. XD 24:27 Nobody tell her about ThatVeganTeacher! :/ 30:00 Littlefoot's mother might have been killed, but she sure put a hurtin' on that T-Rex. ^^
I remember watching this on VHS when I was a kid, we were spending the school holidays in a caravan and I watched this over-and-over, Chomper was my favourite of the movie 😍😍😍 Love you Alteori 💙🐱💙
Chomper's parents in this film when they attack the Great Valley I feel is the closest we get to the first film's feel of dread and fear for the kids as those two were nearly unstoppable as whatever tricks the kids did to them barely slowed them down long and they just kept coming and coming where it had to take the combined effort of the adults to force the two to retreat
@@BadassHater1 Exactly, that one must be hybernating while thinking and moving by wrath and revenge, cause these young dinosaurs couldn't feed it, yet, it's still only going to kill them all... so...
Honestly, I think a good way to improve Petrie and turn him into a good character, is maybe make it so he can't fly at all, through injury or what over, thus he would have to use that brain (If any) to adapt, but hey just my take
Omg, I was already ADORING YOUR VIDEOS FROM YOUR FIRST RECAP AND NOT ONLY DO YOU KNOW AND CAN PRONOUNCE THE DINOSAUR NAMES BUT YOU PUT IN UNCLE ROGER SCENES TO REACT?? I LOVE THIS.
I'm just gonna come out and say it: Most of the Land before time sequels are my guilty pleasure! As well as most of the songs! While there are a few i'm not a fan of(movies 11-13), I overall have a blast even as an adult.
*Alteori:* 22:45 *Chris:* Actually that's NOT true. Sauropods are much bigger stronger and heavier than Ceratopids. So it would MORE likely be the other way around and the Triceratops would end up getting kicked and crushed by the Sauropod's massive weight. Like pinning a rhino against an elephant, a cat against a horse, or even a pitbull against an actual bull.
Exactly when I was a little kid I used to think that the narrator voice sounded like a little foot grandfather but actually he’s the voice of S Cera ‘s father a little fun fact
Hey Alteori, love your reviews! This one was the funniest! Fun fact: those annoying generic dinosaur roars were created by the veteran VA Frank Welker.
@@Alteori Yeah he's a beast (pun intended), think of him as a modern day Mel Blanc. He was heavily influenced by him. I'll give you a hint, it involves a can.... 😁
You are pure gold. This is my most hated sequel. I was 13 when it came out and so disappointed with it. By the time the 3rd one came out I was used to them. So great I can share these movies with my small kids now. I laughed so much with this. Can't wait to hear you do the rest of them.
Okay, this video has no right to be so funny. Great editing, fun commentary, and overall just a nostalgia trip that fills me with indescribable joy lol
I'm really glad that you had a speech at the end about how it's OK to not want children, and/or to think ahead and prepare yourself before having children. Too many people think they ought to just have kids and a family without even thinking if it's right for them *and* for the children concerned.
I rewatched the first one and it was wonderful and it brought me back to childhood but I do hate singalong's I've never been a fan of those but I did love the movies as a kid and I do plan on watching them all sooner or later :')
I was literally watching land before time yesterday, I love these movies so much and dude they had some GOOD songs and animation in my opinion also RIP JUDITH
Fun fact about the struthiomimus it has a mixed diet and plants, seeds, eggs, bugs and shrimp so they are omnivores so Ozzie can't control his brother forever it is up to Strut if he wants to eat plants. Strut loves to eat plants so why not leave Ozzie to live in the valley and he could have all the food he can eat and get all the nutrients he so desperately needs to be more healthy looking
Yess! Hope she keeps up with all the Land before time movies. My favorite one as a child was the "water sharp tooth", where they find chomper. Ah I miss these movie's as child.
I remember watching a loving the sequels when I was younger, now that I am older I realize that TLBT really shouldn’t have all those sequels. Personally, if I was in charge I would at least stop at either 3,4, or 5, have it be in the same tone as the first, and I would not have any of them to be musicals cuz outside of “When You’re Big” and “Friends for Dinner” the songs weren’t really all that good looking back. Plus the only characters that came from the sequels that were only memorable was Chomper. But that’s just my opinion.
The narrator is also Topsy's voice actor. The momma protecting the eggs is as typical is a maiasaura. And honestly loved your review you should do all of them in sequence would be easy fun content. Also the added joke clips always get me. As a final note, as a longtime fan the rest of the LBT fandom have pointed out the inconsistent weird lack of Ducky's dad. He's in the first film same with Cera's mother (thou she gets an adoptive mother in Tria).
19:20 - 19:45 THE FUNNIEST THING OF 2022!!! Put that in 1.5 speed and I'm laughing with this thing on repeat!!! Please do the rest of TLBT movies. Last I remember from my youth, there were...10 I think.
The grandparents scene with littlefoot asking for baby advice had me gasping for air crying your commentary is gold I’d wish movies had an alteori commentary
36:02 if you listen carefully in this scene in your own time outside this video you hear Ozzy and Struts screams cut off abruptly meaning that they very liked just got eaten alive off screen and judging from Chompers look... He saw how his parents eat for the first time ever 😅 On a side note, that ytp esq edit of "The Talk" was hilarious 😂😂😂 loved this video!
It amazes me how the Brittish struthiomimus is voiced by Jeff Bennett, who is also the voice of Petrie. Not to mention, Spike and Chomper veing voiced by Rob Paulson; the voice of Yakko Warner and Pinky (from Pinky & The Brain)
@@Bass_Reaper_ WHY WHY WHY WHY ALWAYS ASK WHY????? when HOW is so much more fun 😈 Course I could be like my old man "Why Why Why, shut the fuck up and listen maybe you'll find out"
Hello Alteori. Episode 2 of Land Before Time review. This one is my favorite and Episode 5 cause they have Chomper. Later in the other episodes they have him. He is my favorite characters in the series. Favorite moments are when Littlefoot interact with him when he hatched and reunite with his parents, Papa and Mama Sharptooth. The Dark green one is his dad and the yellow one is his mom. Episode 5 is when he's a bit older and can talk. As always, Alteori, love your artwork, wonderful. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Yeah I adore this franchise to the point where I've watched all of them except the relatively new ones. However I too think they could have done with fewer sing alongs.
Alteori you are so funny!!! U make me laugh every single time you say something hilarious I laughed so hard btw I used to watch those movies when I was little they were so adorable!! ❤❤ I love your videos!!! ❤❤
The fact alone that you managed to scrape a decent life lesson from this malarkey is but one of the many reasons you're one of the best foxes on TH-cam, along with A Fox in Space (an awesome Star Fox series in the works). It just steamed my beans as a little kid to see the animation taking a major downgrade so they could crap these things out fast; at least Fievel Goes West had a great look to it.. Bluth deserves better.
Honestly not sure if its milking the franchise (for the first few movies at least) or society changing. Wasn't till later movies seemed very intent on child appropriateness theirs a major difference between older g movies and ones made now. Seems like a pattern oh no can't have anything traumatizing to the kids, to eh they can handle it. Seriously shows are getting a lot darker in tone then the past. Can be a good thing just seems like shows keep going to the extremes. I mean we joke about how those movies scarred us for life but its also the ones with more meaningful characters and lessons.
You know, I never thought about how dark it is to be like, "Let's play sharptooth attack!" When Littlefoot's right there; all the trauma he went through watching his mom die it'd be like, "Let's play domestic battery!" I mean Littlefoot seems fine with it, but I can imagine for someone else it'd be kind of insensitive. XD
Many thanks for your fun review of a nostalgically-bad movie. I especially like when you point out the uselessness of Petrie & Ducky's mom, which always stood out to me as a kid. Something I only just noticed: The dino at ~0:37 is just the head of an adult apatosaur/brontosaur pasted onto the body of a small biped; Weird.
Ah thats such a cool Featherhide redesign! We took similar inspirations but the result is so different! Great job! And great review XD I remember owning a VHS for this movie and watching it almost nonstop with the first movie back to back.
NGL Alteori should of designed the dragons from the HTTYD netflix show because her redesign of that dragon looks 1,000 times better than the actual dragon in the show (CHANGE MY MIND)
I was really little when I first saw this movie and became obsessed with it, so when I got a stuffed dino I named him "Chomper" I still have him over a decade after I first got him lmao
Oh you want rubber banding.
Do some basic investigation of the original Lion King where Simba is picked up by his moms by the scruff of his neck.
From where she is, to where he is. The distance is troubling >.>
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID YOU SHOOOOWWWW ME THAT OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CANT UNSEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT;S RUINED!
Murder?
DraconX3 what are you doing?
I turned it on for my nephew when he was like 3 because like his awesome uncle he loves big cats, and I looked up when this occurred laughing hysterically. Sister comes out from a phone call asking what was up and I showed her, and immediately left to get stoned outside. Like I had to calm down because I was wheezing and just needed to chill and not see that image lmfao
Nevermind simba being in a relationship with his sister
Sad fact: The girl who played Ducky (Judith Barsi) in the first Land Before Time film was murdered by her father when she was 10 years old. After Land Before Time, she voiced Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go to Heaven. Her parents were going through a divorce and the father snapped. He went downstairs to Judith's room and shot her in the had while she was sleeping. When Judith's mother went down the stairs to find out what the noise was, he guned her down on the stairs. When the director and their team didn't hear from Judith or her mother, they called their house to see if they were okay. The father gave an excuse why she wasn't there, an illness I think. In reality, he had already taken their bodies and burned them in the back yard. When the truth finally came to light, everyone working on All Dogs Go to Heaven were devastated as they all loved Judith. The song "Love Survives" in the credits was dedicated to Judith.
Judith's last recorded line: "Goodbye Charlie, I love you."
People failed those two, there were signs that Judith's father would snap. He "joked" multiple times that he would kill his wife and daughter to friends.
That's not a joke, that's fucking horrifying.
@@maximaldinotrap oh yeah heard about that while I was a kid
@@maximaldinotrap Didn’t he even threaten to do so to his wife and daughter’s faces all the time?
@@HimeRoseChibiChan Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised.
@@maximaldinotrap It’s very sad.
Nothing beats the original Land Before Time. Such a classic.
The Sequel Beats It
@@IcE-_-Kidd The sequel was really good. Who doesn't love Chomper? I just liked the first one more.
@@TheOnePistol Honestly That's Probably Why I Love The Sequel More Because Of Chomper In Reality The First One Is The Best Hands Down
@@IcE-_-Kidd Unfortunately though, the whole series just gradually went downhill with each movie. Aren't there like 14 sequels now or something? lol
@@TheOnePistol Yea I Actually Found Out A Few Days Ago They Have More Than 5 I Was Genuinely Surprised
Never really understood why most TV shows geared toward kids set up their theme as herbivores are the angels and carnivores are the devils and they are constantly at war for your soul, and of course you will feel sympathy for the poor innocent and oppressed herbivores because its not like humans themselves are predators or anything, of course they will identify with their fellow prey graerawra.
nooo lets playy lets climb a tree
@@SparrowIZ See? Now THAT is how you connect with children. I'd hire you if entertaining children was my job.
noo im not a child thats ignorant i just have a skin condition
Well that's the problem with telling a story with any anthropomorphic animals, if you have a carnivore with human traits that eats herbivores with human traits that ISN'T evil(and therefore thematically WRONG) you might be subtly be endorsing cannibalism. It doesn't matter if they're two separate species, it's still one character with a human intelligence and personality eating another character with human intelligence and personality.
i resent that, i'm an omnivore that just likes red meat more than veggies.
The little bit/skit between the granparents when Little Foot brings up babies has me cracking up. That's so funny!
While I heavily dislike the inclusion of musical numbers after the first movie, I enjoyed the sequels for the most part (watched up to Big Freeze before I ultimately stopped caring).
nooo youre ignooraant im alive
noo no that's ignorant hey everyone i told you i was alive weee im a child i told you i was a child see come on lets play lets climb a tree lets climb a tree hahaa
i skipped alot, only 2 i watched were the first 2, and stone of cold fire
I seen them all except the 14th one; the 6th and 10th one I enjoy.
The sequels, ALONGSIDE MOST OF THE SONGS, are a guilty pleasure of mine! The only ones I really don't care about are Wisdom of friends and SOMETIMES the tiny-saurus one. That's it.
Littlefoot saying "That's my Grandpa." Doesn't feel like he's telling his friends who is talking, just the very kid-like act of saying "ah, that's X" when they realize who said something.
That could be it
@@Alteori I like Strut and Ollie (Antagonists) because they are unique villains. Because they actually DO the think they said they'd do. I mean it's flawless and it's simple. And it makes it more immersive like realtime, especially even tho they said that they'd get him next time, it was only twice they said that. not 12. Not 7. Like in fricking batman where villains always be like "OIOAOAJSJSJSKSNZ YOU FOILED ME REAL GOOD. ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME BATMAN!" Because that's annoying. And they chose to be unique and they even kept true to the word and as soon as they found Littlefoot they immediately kidnapped him and tried to kill him.
W Antagonists and W Protagonist.
You cracking up to this genuinely fills me with joy and happiness. This was part of my childhood and one of my most watched movies growing up.
😆😆
@@Alteori pogchamp
@alteori you always make me laugh
Nah she’s cackling up…screeching voice and constantly talking about racism in a children’s Dinosaur Cartoon movie series…it actually sucks that this is the only channel that has decent breakdowns on these movies because this girl is beyond annoying and I’m not going to be nice just because she’s a girl…her videos would have been a hundred times better and done more numbers if she left her stupid tangents out.
Alteori, baby, your sense of humour is pure gold.
Never change sweetheart, never change.
😂😂 thanks for watching. I had fun!
@@Alteori if you had to choose one show from your childhood to watch for a week what would it be
@@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689 show or movie>?
@@Alteori both
Your voice over of the grandparents after little foot told them he wanted to know about babies-
*wheeze* I can't
Alteori's baby talk joke went a completely different direction from what I thought. Was expecting
"Dino-Christ! He got that Sara girl laying. This is going to give her old man a heart attack".
Less hilarious when you find out they replaced the girl who voiced Ducky because her father murdered her, and her mother.
Bruh…I never knew about that. 🤭
I remember, that was horrible. And then the dad didn't even serve because he offed himself too
That’s messed up
@@Alteori It truly was horrible. That poor girl deserved so much better. Her mom did too. May they rest in peace. Her horrible excuse for a father can burn in hell for all I care. Fuck him.
@@Thiccsnake It sure is.
The land before Time and ice age franchises have 1 big problem
The land before Time: littlefoot and his friends never grow up
Ice age: Manny and the herd never meet the Roshan and his human family from the first movie
Maybe it's taken them about 25 years to figure out what to do with Chomper......
This was my childhood! I watched every last show
the thumbnail is weird
@@SparrowIZ It looks like she's being T-Rexed. Meanwhile, this video's got Kids videos on the side, da fuk?
@@SparrowIZ it is lol
That's kind of my childhood! I watched part of the film, when I was little! There were some parts I still remembered, like the friends screaming and running away after Chomper hatched, Littlefoot saying that Chomper is hungry when Chomper was eating a dragonfly, and Chomper trying to eat a butterfly🦋.
19:22 I can't, I can't stop laughing at this scene for how absurd you made it. So yeah, I do see potential on that fictional stories of Land before time. Especially when make the characters little to nothing how they're like. Kinda like how Abridged series do things. Like if you don't know the popular examples of this, is basically a group of people making a parody off a show, usually an anime.
(I'm saying this by the off chance you don't know)
You have NO idea! My whole life I have made pOV parody shows of Littlefoot, Cera, Ali, Ducky, etc and new characters. They were my imaginary friends so I grew with them and had MANY adventures. There are many of the adult themes. I may upload some to Logicholic
@@Alteori Well if there are many moments like that as you presented here. Well, considered me interested on how absurd some situations are going to get. I'm rather envious of you on that end on how can you have fun by yourself by having an overall creative mind. Can't say the same for myself, anyways nice to see you're still holding on well.
@@DangerDan64 Thanks Danger! :D
19:40 is when I laughed the most.
The Best part of this.
The whole relationship of chopper and little fott is like when a kid finds a dog and tries to take care of them
Also them sealing the great valley from predators isn't that racist?
It is but the herbivores have more of a reason since Chompers parents kill them to eat them 😄😄
@@Alteori true but it's still weird that
A they discrimination between sentient creatures
B that predators kill sentient creatures
Although I do remember chomper kinda becomes part of the main group so I wonder how they will address what he eats
@@Alteori but they'd still end up dying of starvation once all those giant herbivores eat all the food and can't get out.
@@natto4now RIGHT! It's crazy though bc humans do the same thing. All humans can mate with one another and have emotions, love, fear, empathy, and yet EVERY human discriminates against another type of human for the dumbest reasons, especially the ones that cannot be altered.
@@Alteori racism 101
Bur yeah it's pretty weird like if tomorrow cows started talking and were super sentient what would humans do
The narrator is the same voice of Cera's Father, John Ingle. Littlefoot' Grandfather is voiced by Kenneth Mars (the voice of King Triton from The Little Mirmaid). Nevertheless, 16:44 I felt the same way about that egg scene as a child, mainly because I kept missing the scene where the egg goes back into place. 33:10 as a kid I almost thought that was Grandpa Longneck because I would always notice that they would sometimes get the colors on Littlefoot's Grandparents wrong in these sequels lol. Also, a bit irrelevant but I always wondered as a kid if when Littlefoot Grows up would he suddenly be called Bigfoot lol?
I have conflicted feelings on this. The narrator sounds so nice. Ceras dad is such a example of racism, pretty overbearing, and force to reckoned with. Shivers thinking of people like this in my personal life. As a kid facing a adult like that its pretty intimidating.
Guy who played Zeus in the Disneys Hercules tv show later ended up playing Zeus in god of war 2, 3 and 4
@@CommissarPickle never knew that lol
Jeff Bennett & Rob Paulsen playing Ozzy & Strut stole every scene they were in for me when I was a kid. They still make me chuckle to this day.
I used to love watching these movies back-to-back as a kid. I still have them in VHS collecting dusk.
Cool! Have you ever seen the tv series "The Land Before Time" or heard of any "Land Before Time" video games?
My god this is hilarious as hell I am so down for you doing a series on this and doing this kind of comedy XD
no they ignorant thats ignorant ... im reitrrd now but i was political
Glad I am not the only one who wondered what would happen if the adults don't watch their step.
You know how Ducky's siblings come in those really big clutches? And considering how small they are, paired with the fact that we don't really get to know them exept for when there are new eggs ready to hatch... yeah, I let you finish this tought.
myuutsu come playy nooo thats ignoraaant
Spike looks like he ate so much weed XD
I KNOW! He always looks stoned 😅😅😭😭
@@Alteori hes on CrAcKkk
@@Heavilune What?
Right? He’s always so chill and always has the munchies 😂
I actually have an idea for why it took Chopper's parents a bit to realized he was there kid- basically, due to his relative height and shape, and having been around the plant-eaters, they might have assumed he was an older version of Ducky's kind, or similar. Might sound a little strange, but remember how tiny Chopper is to his parents, and that they never got to see their baby hatch.
"They don't have wings, numbnuts!"
The utter vitriol aimed at a fucking little kids movie from the 80s-90s, just... I love you, Alteori!
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😂😂😂
Also color me a fan of things retro, but I personally don’t mind the older dinosaur roars that are used for the carnivores. I dunno, call me nostalgic I suppose.
Man I love these movies so much but it's hard to watch any Ducky scenes after learning about the abuse and murder of the actress of Ducky at the hands of her father. She was only 10 when she was murdered 😢
Oh man, only 10 when she was murdered! Shame on her father! How could he do that to his daughter and wife?!
@@mojo3318 I heard that he was just abusive due some divorce situation going on
@@texasroze2371 Oh. Well, he shouldn't be. I wonder why the had a divorce.🤔
Well, these Struthiomimus are omnivores that eats plants, small prey, and especially eggs. True fact, right?
I guess so, since Strut was trying to eat plants and Ozzy was trying to eat eggs🥚🥚 and trying to get his bro to eat them, too. I didn't know struthiomimus also ate plants and eggs.
I remember this movie series and that since the first one did well with kids the removed all the gore and death because it wasn't really meant to be for kids but either way it still is a masterpiece
Fun Fact: Ozzy is voiced by the legendary Jeff Bennett, the voice of Johnny Bravo.
Now I keep expecting him to put on some shades and start hitting on all the lady dinos.
@@MasterSwo With that Johnny Bravo music playing in the background.
Whoa, mama!
The other guy is voiced by Rob Paulsen. He does a really good Brummie accent so I don't understand why he's not the one called "Ozzy".
And Strut is voiced by Rob Paulson aka Pinky. NARF! 😂
To be honest my favorite dinosaur designs would have to be the sharp teeth/chompers parents they used to be very terrified when I was little much scarier than the Jurassic Park T-Rex in my opinion
The plant loving Struthiomimus had some common sense, unlike the egg crazed Struthiomimus who should have paid the ultimate price by himself.
I can’t wait for The Land Before Time 69 where they all become cans of Oil! :D
haa haaa im free im freee
Hah
Literally used to watch this over and over as a kid, had all of the movies on VCR tapes lol, definitely the reason I’m still obsessed with dinosaurs today
29:36 This part made me cry laughing I'm not even kidding, I can't believe how off-guard you caught me with that 😭
As for drowning I can say clawing onto anything they could grab is rather realistic.
When the herbivores first arrived in the great valley, Topsy ran an election campaign and promised to build a great wall around their border, making the Sharpteeth pay for it.
19:32 imma be real, for most of my childhood I wasn’t sure if littlefoot was a boy or girl. Maybe it was because I didn’t see the movies in order and his eye lashes in some design made him look feminine to me.🤷🏾♂️
A lot of people thought so lol
I never got why LF had lashes despite being male, and Cera, who was FEMALE did not
@@hazakurasuyama9016 Good point!
I thought Littlefoot was a girl until I read an article about "The Land Before Time" and learned that he was a boy. He does have eyelashes and his voice sounded like a girl's, to me.
Yeah I also thought Littlefoot was a girl too. Mainly because of his voice
Then I looked at the Land before time wiki…
Yeah, you've earned a subscriber. The world needs this kind of bubbly humor lol
I love how Sarah just pops into frame out of thin air at 13:13 and Little Foot looks at her like "Da Fuq did she come from?"
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Chomper helps them learn to hunt and come to terms with their new roles as predators in the mysterious beyond. I think its called the seven hunters
1:09 The "Land Before Time" franchise got hit with "Disney Musical Fever" (just like most every other animated production during the 90s). Hard to believe this is the same franchise where "The Great Valley" was originally going to be an allegory for Heaven. ^^
16:37 What did you expect? Each of their brains is about the size of a walnut. XD
24:27 Nobody tell her about ThatVeganTeacher! :/
30:00 Littlefoot's mother might have been killed, but she sure put a hurtin' on that T-Rex. ^^
I watched all the land before time movies when I was little seeing this, makes me want to rewatch them XD
This is basically Alteori doing "Cinema Sins" and I love it to bits!
I remember watching this on VHS when I was a kid, we were spending the school holidays in a caravan and I watched this over-and-over, Chomper was my favourite of the movie 😍😍😍
Love you Alteori 💙🐱💙
Chomper's parents in this film when they attack the Great Valley I feel is the closest we get to the first film's feel of dread and fear for the kids as those two were nearly unstoppable as whatever tricks the kids did to them barely slowed them down long and they just kept coming and coming where it had to take the combined effort of the adults to force the two to retreat
I mean, T-Rex from the first movie must have gotten broken bones from fighting Littlefoot mother and mustn't have eaten the meat, so...
@@EllenMF12 AND HE STILL KEPT GOING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
@@BadassHater1 Exactly, that one must be hybernating while thinking and moving by wrath and revenge, cause these young dinosaurs couldn't feed it, yet, it's still only going to kill them all... so...
"Just tell him to tell the girl it's not his!"
You had me laughing so hard😂
I like that speed paint that you did in the background. It's honestly fantastic.
Thanks!
The vibe i'm getting from this movie is "If my homies jump off a cliff i'm jumping too"
Honestly, I think a good way to improve Petrie and turn him into a good character, is maybe make it so he can't fly at all, through injury or what over, thus he would have to use that brain (If any) to adapt, but hey just my take
noooo alex thats ignorant you are being ignorant
@@SparrowIZ Well that was just an idea from, I assumed it to be unpopular
No keep talking it's smart.
Land before time brings back so much of memories
Omg, I was already ADORING YOUR VIDEOS FROM YOUR FIRST RECAP AND NOT ONLY DO YOU KNOW AND CAN PRONOUNCE THE DINOSAUR NAMES BUT YOU PUT IN UNCLE ROGER SCENES TO REACT??
I LOVE THIS.
I'm just gonna come out and say it: Most of the Land before time sequels are my guilty pleasure! As well as most of the songs!
While there are a few i'm not a fan of(movies 11-13), I overall have a blast even as an adult.
*Alteori:* 22:45
*Chris:* Actually that's NOT true. Sauropods are much bigger stronger and heavier than Ceratopids. So it would MORE likely be the other way around and the Triceratops would end up getting kicked and crushed by the Sauropod's massive weight. Like pinning a rhino against an elephant, a cat against a horse, or even a pitbull against an actual bull.
Exactly when I was a little kid I used to think that the narrator voice sounded like a little foot grandfather but actually he’s the voice of S
Cera ‘s father a little fun fact
I know :D I figured that out later and I was like, REALLY OF COURSE.
This is my first Land Before Time movie that I saw when I was very little. 🙂
tre heyy you wanna play with me?? come on climb a treee let's climb a tree!!
@@SparrowIZ Uh, no.
come on lets playy lets climb a tree come on climb a tree nooo im a child lets playy
@@SparrowIZ Well, I'm an adult.
allegedly!! allegedly!!!! thats ignoraaant you are being ignooraaaant
Hey Alteori, love your reviews! This one was the funniest! Fun fact: those annoying generic dinosaur roars were created by the veteran VA Frank Welker.
really! I had no idea. I have to look up how he did it :D
@@Alteori Yeah he's a beast (pun intended), think of him as a modern day Mel Blanc. He was heavily influenced by him. I'll give you a hint, it involves a can.... 😁
@@CrSndsOh yeah! He just roars into a trash can.
@@bromodragone8405 Spot on my friend! So iconic
Wonder what gave him the idea to do that 🤯
You are pure gold.
This is my most hated sequel. I was 13 when it came out and so disappointed with it. By the time the 3rd one came out I was used to them.
So great I can share these movies with my small kids now.
I laughed so much with this. Can't wait to hear you do the rest of them.
Pretty sure that thumbnail killed a part of my leftover childhood innocence
Okay, this video has no right to be so funny. Great editing, fun commentary, and overall just a nostalgia trip that fills me with indescribable joy lol
I'm really glad that you had a speech at the end about how it's OK to not want children, and/or to think ahead and prepare yourself before having children. Too many people think they ought to just have kids and a family without even thinking if it's right for them *and* for the children concerned.
The land before time was my childhood :)
Idk why but when u said dreaded sharpteeth a HUGE wave of nostalgia hit my.
I rewatched the first one and it was wonderful and it brought me back to childhood but I do hate singalong's I've never been a fan of those but I did love the movies as a kid and I do plan on watching them all sooner or later :')
ignorant
Gosh I love your laughter, it added so much to the video and kept me cracking up too
I was literally watching land before time yesterday, I love these movies so much and dude they had some GOOD songs and animation in my opinion also RIP JUDITH
Fun fact about the struthiomimus it has a mixed diet and plants, seeds, eggs, bugs and shrimp so they are omnivores so Ozzie can't control his brother forever it is up to Strut if he wants to eat plants. Strut loves to eat plants so why not leave Ozzie to live in the valley and he could have all the food he can eat and get all the nutrients he so desperately needs to be more healthy looking
Lesson of this movie. Never have children.
One of the best Land Before Time movies if you ask me. Great video! 🎉
I loved these movies. Im glad you are experiencing them too.
Yess! Hope she keeps up with all the Land before time movies. My favorite one as a child was the "water sharp tooth", where they find chomper. Ah I miss these movie's as child.
I remember watching a loving the sequels when I was younger, now that I am older I realize that TLBT really shouldn’t have all those sequels. Personally, if I was in charge I would at least stop at either 3,4, or 5, have it be in the same tone as the first, and I would not have any of them to be musicals cuz outside of “When You’re Big” and “Friends for Dinner” the songs weren’t really all that good looking back. Plus the only characters that came from the sequels that were only memorable was Chomper. But that’s just my opinion.
oh so the eggs meme doesn't count?
The narrator is also Topsy's voice actor. The momma protecting the eggs is as typical is a maiasaura. And honestly loved your review you should do all of them in sequence would be easy fun content. Also the added joke clips always get me.
As a final note, as a longtime fan the rest of the LBT fandom have pointed out the inconsistent weird lack of Ducky's dad. He's in the first film same with Cera's mother (thou she gets an adoptive mother in Tria).
Alty going all brutal on this one sass alert lol
I love the scene with Chomper and his parents, it's so sweet😭
19:20 - 19:45
THE FUNNIEST THING OF 2022!!!
Put that in 1.5 speed and I'm laughing with this thing on repeat!!! Please do the rest of TLBT movies. Last I remember from my youth, there were...10 I think.
Another review is coming tomorrow
The grandparents scene with littlefoot asking for baby advice had me gasping for air crying your commentary is gold I’d wish movies had an alteori commentary
36:02 if you listen carefully in this scene in your own time outside this video you hear Ozzy and Struts screams cut off abruptly meaning that they very liked just got eaten alive off screen and judging from Chompers look... He saw how his parents eat for the first time ever 😅
On a side note, that ytp esq edit of "The Talk" was hilarious 😂😂😂 loved this video!
Oh noooo 😂 I feel kinda bad
Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.
@@Alteori Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.
@@mojo3318 I know 😀
@@Alteori Feel free to read my comment about your video, if you have time.
It amazes me how the Brittish struthiomimus is voiced by Jeff Bennett, who is also the voice of Petrie. Not to mention, Spike and Chomper veing voiced by Rob Paulson; the voice of Yakko Warner and Pinky (from Pinky & The Brain)
This was a great review. 28:50 and 29:48 caught me off-guard😂😂😂it really does sound like a burp.
Also, nice Wyvern ('least I think it's one).
Quetzacoatl is more often depicted as a long ass rainbow snek with wings. So it makes more sense to not have legs.
34:58 I remember why I use to bawl watching this when I was just a little guy... I'm not crying YOU'RE crying 😂
Why is he purple tho lolz??
@@Bass_Reaper_ WHY WHY WHY WHY ALWAYS ASK WHY?????
when HOW is so much more fun 😈
Course I could be like my old man
"Why Why Why, shut the fuck up and listen maybe you'll find out"
Hello Alteori.
Episode 2 of Land Before Time review. This one is my favorite and Episode 5 cause they have Chomper. Later in the other episodes they have him. He is my favorite characters in the series. Favorite moments are when Littlefoot interact with him when he hatched and reunite with his parents, Papa and Mama Sharptooth. The Dark green one is his dad and the yellow one is his mom. Episode 5 is when he's a bit older and can talk.
As always, Alteori, love your artwork, wonderful.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
I know it isn’t dinosaurs or monsters, but I’d love to hear your thoughts on Secret of NIMH!
I love the art that Alteori made I just love it
37:10 Littlefoot Trump building the wall to separate us from the sharptooth Scoundrels.
Yes sir!
😂 well I mean.... the sharpteeth want to eat and kill them so
It's so good that my favourite TH-camr is reviewing my childhood, and I love this.
Yeah I adore this franchise to the point where I've watched all of them except the relatively new ones.
However I too think they could have done with fewer sing alongs.
Alteori you are so funny!!! U make me laugh every single time you say something hilarious I laughed so hard btw I used to watch those movies when I was little they were so adorable!! ❤❤ I love your videos!!! ❤❤
The fact alone that you managed to scrape a decent life lesson from this malarkey is but one of the many reasons you're one of the best foxes on TH-cam, along with A Fox in Space (an awesome Star Fox series in the works). It just steamed my beans as a little kid to see the animation taking a major downgrade so they could crap these things out fast; at least Fievel Goes West had a great look to it.. Bluth deserves better.
SO TRUE! Thanks for watching Nickel :D
Honestly not sure if its milking the franchise (for the first few movies at least) or society changing. Wasn't till later movies seemed very intent on child appropriateness theirs a major difference between older g movies and ones made now. Seems like a pattern oh no can't have anything traumatizing to the kids, to eh they can handle it. Seriously shows are getting a lot darker in tone then the past. Can be a good thing just seems like shows keep going to the extremes.
I mean we joke about how those movies scarred us for life but its also the ones with more meaningful characters and lessons.
Really this was the actual first time I actually had to and go back and watch the first one as well
19:21 - 19:36
This is the comedy we are here for. 🤣🤣🤣
You know, I never thought about how dark it is to be like, "Let's play sharptooth attack!" When Littlefoot's right there; all the trauma he went through watching his mom die it'd be like, "Let's play domestic battery!" I mean Littlefoot seems fine with it, but I can imagine for someone else it'd be kind of insensitive. XD
Many thanks for your fun review of a nostalgically-bad movie. I especially like when you point out the uselessness of Petrie & Ducky's mom, which always stood out to me as a kid. Something I only just noticed: The dino at ~0:37 is just the head of an adult apatosaur/brontosaur pasted onto the body of a small biped; Weird.
Ah thats such a cool Featherhide redesign! We took similar inspirations but the result is so different! Great job! And great review XD I remember owning a VHS for this movie and watching it almost nonstop with the first movie back to back.
HELLO, Alteori.
RIP Sidney Poitier and Bob Sagat. 2 Legends have left us.😒😢😔
I've heard but I don't know who they are
@@Alteori Bob Sagat was in Full House and Poitier was in To Sir With
The Love, In the Heat Of The Night, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, and The Jackal.
@@shainewhite2781 I've heard of Full House but never watched it. I never watched any of those other movies either. I'm sorry though :(
@@Alteori That's all right.
I love what you did with littlefoot's Grandparents I rewatched it a few times because it got such a laugh out of me
Love your drawings❤️
"They instinctively grabbed onto each while they were dying." I don't know why but that line made me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NGL Alteori should of designed the dragons from the HTTYD netflix show because her redesign of that dragon looks 1,000 times better than the actual dragon in the show (CHANGE MY MIND)
🤣🤣 Any of us could have made something better lol
I was really little when I first saw this movie and became obsessed with it, so when I got a stuffed dino I named him "Chomper" I still have him over a decade after I first got him lmao
29:55 Yo, did Sarah just admit that they're not grown-ups themselves?-
👁️👄👁️ Yoooo. The character development.