Land Before Time 2 was more hilarious than I remember

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  • @DraconX3
    @DraconX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Oh you want rubber banding.
    Do some basic investigation of the original Lion King where Simba is picked up by his moms by the scruff of his neck.
    From where she is, to where he is. The distance is troubling >.>

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID YOU SHOOOOWWWW ME THAT OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CANT UNSEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT;S RUINED!

    • @xThexDocx
      @xThexDocx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Murder?

    • @xThexDocx
      @xThexDocx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DraconX3 what are you doing?

    • @TheBenvelope
      @TheBenvelope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I turned it on for my nephew when he was like 3 because like his awesome uncle he loves big cats, and I looked up when this occurred laughing hysterically. Sister comes out from a phone call asking what was up and I showed her, and immediately left to get stoned outside. Like I had to calm down because I was wheezing and just needed to chill and not see that image lmfao

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nevermind simba being in a relationship with his sister

  • @nimarus3118
    @nimarus3118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Sad fact: The girl who played Ducky (Judith Barsi) in the first Land Before Time film was murdered by her father when she was 10 years old. After Land Before Time, she voiced Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go to Heaven. Her parents were going through a divorce and the father snapped. He went downstairs to Judith's room and shot her in the had while she was sleeping. When Judith's mother went down the stairs to find out what the noise was, he guned her down on the stairs. When the director and their team didn't hear from Judith or her mother, they called their house to see if they were okay. The father gave an excuse why she wasn't there, an illness I think. In reality, he had already taken their bodies and burned them in the back yard. When the truth finally came to light, everyone working on All Dogs Go to Heaven were devastated as they all loved Judith. The song "Love Survives" in the credits was dedicated to Judith.
    Judith's last recorded line: "Goodbye Charlie, I love you."

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      People failed those two, there were signs that Judith's father would snap. He "joked" multiple times that he would kill his wife and daughter to friends.
      That's not a joke, that's fucking horrifying.

    • @Spyro757
      @Spyro757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@maximaldinotrap oh yeah heard about that while I was a kid

    • @HimeRoseChibiChan
      @HimeRoseChibiChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@maximaldinotrap Didn’t he even threaten to do so to his wife and daughter’s faces all the time?

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HimeRoseChibiChan Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @HimeRoseChibiChan
      @HimeRoseChibiChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maximaldinotrap It’s very sad.

  • @TheOnePistol
    @TheOnePistol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Nothing beats the original Land Before Time. Such a classic.

    • @IcE-_-Kidd
      @IcE-_-Kidd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Sequel Beats It

    • @TheOnePistol
      @TheOnePistol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@IcE-_-Kidd The sequel was really good. Who doesn't love Chomper? I just liked the first one more.

    • @IcE-_-Kidd
      @IcE-_-Kidd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheOnePistol Honestly That's Probably Why I Love The Sequel More Because Of Chomper In Reality The First One Is The Best Hands Down

    • @TheOnePistol
      @TheOnePistol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IcE-_-Kidd Unfortunately though, the whole series just gradually went downhill with each movie. Aren't there like 14 sequels now or something? lol

    • @IcE-_-Kidd
      @IcE-_-Kidd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheOnePistol Yea I Actually Found Out A Few Days Ago They Have More Than 5 I Was Genuinely Surprised

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Never really understood why most TV shows geared toward kids set up their theme as herbivores are the angels and carnivores are the devils and they are constantly at war for your soul, and of course you will feel sympathy for the poor innocent and oppressed herbivores because its not like humans themselves are predators or anything, of course they will identify with their fellow prey graerawra.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nooo lets playy lets climb a tree

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SparrowIZ See? Now THAT is how you connect with children. I'd hire you if entertaining children was my job.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      noo im not a child thats ignorant i just have a skin condition

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well that's the problem with telling a story with any anthropomorphic animals, if you have a carnivore with human traits that eats herbivores with human traits that ISN'T evil(and therefore thematically WRONG) you might be subtly be endorsing cannibalism. It doesn't matter if they're two separate species, it's still one character with a human intelligence and personality eating another character with human intelligence and personality.

    • @donyates7300
      @donyates7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i resent that, i'm an omnivore that just likes red meat more than veggies.

  • @werewolfcrow
    @werewolfcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The little bit/skit between the granparents when Little Foot brings up babies has me cracking up. That's so funny!

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    While I heavily dislike the inclusion of musical numbers after the first movie, I enjoyed the sequels for the most part (watched up to Big Freeze before I ultimately stopped caring).

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nooo youre ignooraant im alive

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      noo no that's ignorant hey everyone i told you i was alive weee im a child i told you i was a child see come on lets play lets climb a tree lets climb a tree hahaa

    • @lebonk8081
      @lebonk8081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i skipped alot, only 2 i watched were the first 2, and stone of cold fire

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I seen them all except the 14th one; the 6th and 10th one I enjoy.

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The sequels, ALONGSIDE MOST OF THE SONGS, are a guilty pleasure of mine! The only ones I really don't care about are Wisdom of friends and SOMETIMES the tiny-saurus one. That's it.

  • @ryuku2
    @ryuku2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Littlefoot saying "That's my Grandpa." Doesn't feel like he's telling his friends who is talking, just the very kid-like act of saying "ah, that's X" when they realize who said something.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That could be it

    • @DareGoreYT
      @DareGoreYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@Alteori I like Strut and Ollie (Antagonists) because they are unique villains. Because they actually DO the think they said they'd do. I mean it's flawless and it's simple. And it makes it more immersive like realtime, especially even tho they said that they'd get him next time, it was only twice they said that. not 12. Not 7. Like in fricking batman where villains always be like "OIOAOAJSJSJSKSNZ YOU FOILED ME REAL GOOD. ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME BATMAN!" Because that's annoying. And they chose to be unique and they even kept true to the word and as soon as they found Littlefoot they immediately kidnapped him and tried to kill him.
      W Antagonists and W Protagonist.

  • @Demoneyesvalaris
    @Demoneyesvalaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You cracking up to this genuinely fills me with joy and happiness. This was part of my childhood and one of my most watched movies growing up.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😆😆

    • @Demoneyesvalaris
      @Demoneyesvalaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Alteori pogchamp

    • @jessicajones1995
      @jessicajones1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @alteori you always make me laugh

    • @-BUGZ-
      @-BUGZ- ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah she’s cackling up…screeching voice and constantly talking about racism in a children’s Dinosaur Cartoon movie series…it actually sucks that this is the only channel that has decent breakdowns on these movies because this girl is beyond annoying and I’m not going to be nice just because she’s a girl…her videos would have been a hundred times better and done more numbers if she left her stupid tangents out.

  • @MasterSwo
    @MasterSwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Alteori, baby, your sense of humour is pure gold.
    Never change sweetheart, never change.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂 thanks for watching. I had fun!

    • @couldntthinkofsomeunique6689
      @couldntthinkofsomeunique6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alteori if you had to choose one show from your childhood to watch for a week what would it be

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689 show or movie>?

    • @couldntthinkofsomeunique6689
      @couldntthinkofsomeunique6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alteori both

  • @minxmeat5460
    @minxmeat5460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Your voice over of the grandparents after little foot told them he wanted to know about babies-
    *wheeze* I can't

  • @aurahoneydew9607
    @aurahoneydew9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Alteori's baby talk joke went a completely different direction from what I thought. Was expecting
    "Dino-Christ! He got that Sara girl laying. This is going to give her old man a heart attack".

  • @SuperRayW
    @SuperRayW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Less hilarious when you find out they replaced the girl who voiced Ducky because her father murdered her, and her mother.

    • @henryjenkins2839
      @henryjenkins2839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bruh…I never knew about that. 🤭

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I remember, that was horrible. And then the dad didn't even serve because he offed himself too

    • @Thiccsnake
      @Thiccsnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That’s messed up

    • @scarletivy2271
      @scarletivy2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Alteori It truly was horrible. That poor girl deserved so much better. Her mom did too. May they rest in peace. Her horrible excuse for a father can burn in hell for all I care. Fuck him.

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Thiccsnake It sure is.

  • @SIMBA-tq2ch
    @SIMBA-tq2ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The land before Time and ice age franchises have 1 big problem
    The land before Time: littlefoot and his friends never grow up
    Ice age: Manny and the herd never meet the Roshan and his human family from the first movie

    • @littlefoot5013
      @littlefoot5013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it's taken them about 25 years to figure out what to do with Chomper......

  • @darth_indominus6615
    @darth_indominus6615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This was my childhood! I watched every last show

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the thumbnail is weird

    • @Edgelord-rn9he
      @Edgelord-rn9he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SparrowIZ It looks like she's being T-Rexed. Meanwhile, this video's got Kids videos on the side, da fuk?

    • @darth_indominus6615
      @darth_indominus6615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SparrowIZ it is lol

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's kind of my childhood! I watched part of the film, when I was little! There were some parts I still remembered, like the friends screaming and running away after Chomper hatched, Littlefoot saying that Chomper is hungry when Chomper was eating a dragonfly, and Chomper trying to eat a butterfly🦋.

  • @DangerDan64
    @DangerDan64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    19:22 I can't, I can't stop laughing at this scene for how absurd you made it. So yeah, I do see potential on that fictional stories of Land before time. Especially when make the characters little to nothing how they're like. Kinda like how Abridged series do things. Like if you don't know the popular examples of this, is basically a group of people making a parody off a show, usually an anime.
    (I'm saying this by the off chance you don't know)

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You have NO idea! My whole life I have made pOV parody shows of Littlefoot, Cera, Ali, Ducky, etc and new characters. They were my imaginary friends so I grew with them and had MANY adventures. There are many of the adult themes. I may upload some to Logicholic

    • @DangerDan64
      @DangerDan64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Alteori Well if there are many moments like that as you presented here. Well, considered me interested on how absurd some situations are going to get. I'm rather envious of you on that end on how can you have fun by yourself by having an overall creative mind. Can't say the same for myself, anyways nice to see you're still holding on well.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DangerDan64 Thanks Danger! :D

    • @draconicdemigod9696
      @draconicdemigod9696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      19:40 is when I laughed the most.

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Best part of this.

  • @natto4now
    @natto4now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The whole relationship of chopper and little fott is like when a kid finds a dog and tries to take care of them
    Also them sealing the great valley from predators isn't that racist?

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It is but the herbivores have more of a reason since Chompers parents kill them to eat them 😄😄

    • @natto4now
      @natto4now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Alteori true but it's still weird that
      A they discrimination between sentient creatures
      B that predators kill sentient creatures
      Although I do remember chomper kinda becomes part of the main group so I wonder how they will address what he eats

    • @katdbris
      @katdbris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Alteori but they'd still end up dying of starvation once all those giant herbivores eat all the food and can't get out.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@natto4now RIGHT! It's crazy though bc humans do the same thing. All humans can mate with one another and have emotions, love, fear, empathy, and yet EVERY human discriminates against another type of human for the dumbest reasons, especially the ones that cannot be altered.

    • @natto4now
      @natto4now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alteori racism 101
      Bur yeah it's pretty weird like if tomorrow cows started talking and were super sentient what would humans do

  • @CLDJ227
    @CLDJ227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The narrator is the same voice of Cera's Father, John Ingle. Littlefoot' Grandfather is voiced by Kenneth Mars (the voice of King Triton from The Little Mirmaid). Nevertheless, 16:44 I felt the same way about that egg scene as a child, mainly because I kept missing the scene where the egg goes back into place. 33:10 as a kid I almost thought that was Grandpa Longneck because I would always notice that they would sometimes get the colors on Littlefoot's Grandparents wrong in these sequels lol. Also, a bit irrelevant but I always wondered as a kid if when Littlefoot Grows up would he suddenly be called Bigfoot lol?

    • @keturahmagee6413
      @keturahmagee6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have conflicted feelings on this. The narrator sounds so nice. Ceras dad is such a example of racism, pretty overbearing, and force to reckoned with. Shivers thinking of people like this in my personal life. As a kid facing a adult like that its pretty intimidating.

    • @CommissarPickle
      @CommissarPickle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guy who played Zeus in the Disneys Hercules tv show later ended up playing Zeus in god of war 2, 3 and 4

    • @TheEnigmaticBM39
      @TheEnigmaticBM39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CommissarPickle never knew that lol

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jeff Bennett & Rob Paulsen playing Ozzy & Strut stole every scene they were in for me when I was a kid. They still make me chuckle to this day.

  • @lunar_twisted7624
    @lunar_twisted7624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I used to love watching these movies back-to-back as a kid. I still have them in VHS collecting dusk.

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool! Have you ever seen the tv series "The Land Before Time" or heard of any "Land Before Time" video games?

  • @m_knight-54
    @m_knight-54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My god this is hilarious as hell I am so down for you doing a series on this and doing this kind of comedy XD

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no they ignorant thats ignorant ... im reitrrd now but i was political

  • @Myuutsuu85
    @Myuutsuu85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Glad I am not the only one who wondered what would happen if the adults don't watch their step.
    You know how Ducky's siblings come in those really big clutches? And considering how small they are, paired with the fact that we don't really get to know them exept for when there are new eggs ready to hatch... yeah, I let you finish this tought.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      myuutsu come playy nooo thats ignoraaant

  • @ironshark5845
    @ironshark5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Spike looks like he ate so much weed XD

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I KNOW! He always looks stoned 😅😅😭😭

    • @Heavilune
      @Heavilune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alteori hes on CrAcKkk

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Heavilune What?

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right? He’s always so chill and always has the munchies 😂

  • @akumakami64
    @akumakami64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually have an idea for why it took Chopper's parents a bit to realized he was there kid- basically, due to his relative height and shape, and having been around the plant-eaters, they might have assumed he was an older version of Ducky's kind, or similar. Might sound a little strange, but remember how tiny Chopper is to his parents, and that they never got to see their baby hatch.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "They don't have wings, numbnuts!"
    The utter vitriol aimed at a fucking little kids movie from the 80s-90s, just... I love you, Alteori!
    😂

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Also color me a fan of things retro, but I personally don’t mind the older dinosaur roars that are used for the carnivores. I dunno, call me nostalgic I suppose.

  • @Hydrosphere13
    @Hydrosphere13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Man I love these movies so much but it's hard to watch any Ducky scenes after learning about the abuse and murder of the actress of Ducky at the hands of her father. She was only 10 when she was murdered 😢

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh man, only 10 when she was murdered! Shame on her father! How could he do that to his daughter and wife?!

    • @texasroze2371
      @texasroze2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mojo3318 I heard that he was just abusive due some divorce situation going on

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@texasroze2371 Oh. Well, he shouldn't be. I wonder why the had a divorce.🤔

  • @tresheppard8942
    @tresheppard8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Well, these Struthiomimus are omnivores that eats plants, small prey, and especially eggs. True fact, right?

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess so, since Strut was trying to eat plants and Ozzy was trying to eat eggs🥚🥚 and trying to get his bro to eat them, too. I didn't know struthiomimus also ate plants and eggs.

  • @calusgaming8258
    @calusgaming8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I remember this movie series and that since the first one did well with kids the removed all the gore and death because it wasn't really meant to be for kids but either way it still is a masterpiece

  • @bluethesabertoothrat4892
    @bluethesabertoothrat4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fun Fact: Ozzy is voiced by the legendary Jeff Bennett, the voice of Johnny Bravo.

    • @MasterSwo
      @MasterSwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now I keep expecting him to put on some shades and start hitting on all the lady dinos.

    • @bluethesabertoothrat4892
      @bluethesabertoothrat4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MasterSwo With that Johnny Bravo music playing in the background.

    • @Sungura_Kaiser
      @Sungura_Kaiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoa, mama!

    • @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist
      @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other guy is voiced by Rob Paulsen. He does a really good Brummie accent so I don't understand why he's not the one called "Ozzy".

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Strut is voiced by Rob Paulson aka Pinky. NARF! 😂

  • @tyrannotherium7873
    @tyrannotherium7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    To be honest my favorite dinosaur designs would have to be the sharp teeth/chompers parents they used to be very terrified when I was little much scarier than the Jurassic Park T-Rex in my opinion

  • @Firedrake-SP
    @Firedrake-SP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The plant loving Struthiomimus had some common sense, unlike the egg crazed Struthiomimus who should have paid the ultimate price by himself.

  • @rickyrackey7930
    @rickyrackey7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can’t wait for The Land Before Time 69 where they all become cans of Oil! :D

  • @billflunkendorf
    @billflunkendorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Literally used to watch this over and over as a kid, had all of the movies on VCR tapes lol, definitely the reason I’m still obsessed with dinosaurs today

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    29:36 This part made me cry laughing I'm not even kidding, I can't believe how off-guard you caught me with that 😭

  • @zellway
    @zellway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As for drowning I can say clawing onto anything they could grab is rather realistic.

  • @cretaceouscrusader661
    @cretaceouscrusader661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When the herbivores first arrived in the great valley, Topsy ran an election campaign and promised to build a great wall around their border, making the Sharpteeth pay for it.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    19:32 imma be real, for most of my childhood I wasn’t sure if littlefoot was a boy or girl. Maybe it was because I didn’t see the movies in order and his eye lashes in some design made him look feminine to me.🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lot of people thought so lol

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never got why LF had lashes despite being male, and Cera, who was FEMALE did not

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hazakurasuyama9016 Good point!

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Littlefoot was a girl until I read an article about "The Land Before Time" and learned that he was a boy. He does have eyelashes and his voice sounded like a girl's, to me.

    • @Biodrox
      @Biodrox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I also thought Littlefoot was a girl too. Mainly because of his voice
      Then I looked at the Land before time wiki…

  • @FantasticMrMac
    @FantasticMrMac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah, you've earned a subscriber. The world needs this kind of bubbly humor lol

  • @Steele_OConnell
    @Steele_OConnell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Sarah just pops into frame out of thin air at 13:13 and Little Foot looks at her like "Da Fuq did she come from?"

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀

  • @crimsonshadowjj7935
    @crimsonshadowjj7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Chomper helps them learn to hunt and come to terms with their new roles as predators in the mysterious beyond. I think its called the seven hunters

  • @cartooncritique6625
    @cartooncritique6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:09 The "Land Before Time" franchise got hit with "Disney Musical Fever" (just like most every other animated production during the 90s). Hard to believe this is the same franchise where "The Great Valley" was originally going to be an allegory for Heaven. ^^
    16:37 What did you expect? Each of their brains is about the size of a walnut. XD
    24:27 Nobody tell her about ThatVeganTeacher! :/
    30:00 Littlefoot's mother might have been killed, but she sure put a hurtin' on that T-Rex. ^^

  • @yuzukirose3998
    @yuzukirose3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched all the land before time movies when I was little seeing this, makes me want to rewatch them XD

  • @spookyboogie5284
    @spookyboogie5284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is basically Alteori doing "Cinema Sins" and I love it to bits!

  • @LadyLeomon
    @LadyLeomon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember watching this on VHS when I was a kid, we were spending the school holidays in a caravan and I watched this over-and-over, Chomper was my favourite of the movie 😍😍😍
    Love you Alteori 💙🐱💙

  • @burnedsmackdown4209
    @burnedsmackdown4209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Chomper's parents in this film when they attack the Great Valley I feel is the closest we get to the first film's feel of dread and fear for the kids as those two were nearly unstoppable as whatever tricks the kids did to them barely slowed them down long and they just kept coming and coming where it had to take the combined effort of the adults to force the two to retreat

    • @EllenMF12
      @EllenMF12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, T-Rex from the first movie must have gotten broken bones from fighting Littlefoot mother and mustn't have eaten the meat, so...

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EllenMF12 AND HE STILL KEPT GOING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

    • @EllenMF12
      @EllenMF12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BadassHater1 Exactly, that one must be hybernating while thinking and moving by wrath and revenge, cause these young dinosaurs couldn't feed it, yet, it's still only going to kill them all... so...

  • @B4R0N.
    @B4R0N. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Just tell him to tell the girl it's not his!"
    You had me laughing so hard😂

  • @ShadowMage
    @ShadowMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like that speed paint that you did in the background. It's honestly fantastic.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks!

  • @smoshabi
    @smoshabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The vibe i'm getting from this movie is "If my homies jump off a cliff i'm jumping too"

  • @Reptile64
    @Reptile64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Honestly, I think a good way to improve Petrie and turn him into a good character, is maybe make it so he can't fly at all, through injury or what over, thus he would have to use that brain (If any) to adapt, but hey just my take

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      noooo alex thats ignorant you are being ignorant

    • @Reptile64
      @Reptile64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SparrowIZ Well that was just an idea from, I assumed it to be unpopular

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No keep talking it's smart.

  • @dieformanise2027
    @dieformanise2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Land before time brings back so much of memories

  • @RobStephfanfver
    @RobStephfanfver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg, I was already ADORING YOUR VIDEOS FROM YOUR FIRST RECAP AND NOT ONLY DO YOU KNOW AND CAN PRONOUNCE THE DINOSAUR NAMES BUT YOU PUT IN UNCLE ROGER SCENES TO REACT??
    I LOVE THIS.

  • @darthestar8791
    @darthestar8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm just gonna come out and say it: Most of the Land before time sequels are my guilty pleasure! As well as most of the songs!
    While there are a few i'm not a fan of(movies 11-13), I overall have a blast even as an adult.

  • @chrisbarone515
    @chrisbarone515 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *Alteori:* 22:45
    *Chris:* Actually that's NOT true. Sauropods are much bigger stronger and heavier than Ceratopids. So it would MORE likely be the other way around and the Triceratops would end up getting kicked and crushed by the Sauropod's massive weight. Like pinning a rhino against an elephant, a cat against a horse, or even a pitbull against an actual bull.

  • @tyrannotherium7873
    @tyrannotherium7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Exactly when I was a little kid I used to think that the narrator voice sounded like a little foot grandfather but actually he’s the voice of S
    Cera ‘s father a little fun fact

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know :D I figured that out later and I was like, REALLY OF COURSE.

  • @tresheppard8942
    @tresheppard8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is my first Land Before Time movie that I saw when I was very little. 🙂

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tre heyy you wanna play with me?? come on climb a treee let's climb a tree!!

    • @tresheppard8942
      @tresheppard8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SparrowIZ Uh, no.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      come on lets playy lets climb a tree come on climb a tree nooo im a child lets playy

    • @tresheppard8942
      @tresheppard8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SparrowIZ Well, I'm an adult.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      allegedly!! allegedly!!!! thats ignoraaant you are being ignooraaaant

  • @CrSnds
    @CrSnds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hey Alteori, love your reviews! This one was the funniest! Fun fact: those annoying generic dinosaur roars were created by the veteran VA Frank Welker.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      really! I had no idea. I have to look up how he did it :D

    • @CrSnds
      @CrSnds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alteori Yeah he's a beast (pun intended), think of him as a modern day Mel Blanc. He was heavily influenced by him. I'll give you a hint, it involves a can.... 😁

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CrSndsOh yeah! He just roars into a trash can.

    • @CrSnds
      @CrSnds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bromodragone8405 Spot on my friend! So iconic
      Wonder what gave him the idea to do that 🤯

  • @mzcyberbat
    @mzcyberbat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are pure gold.
    This is my most hated sequel. I was 13 when it came out and so disappointed with it. By the time the 3rd one came out I was used to them.
    So great I can share these movies with my small kids now.
    I laughed so much with this. Can't wait to hear you do the rest of them.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty sure that thumbnail killed a part of my leftover childhood innocence

  • @shaydilane2172
    @shaydilane2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, this video has no right to be so funny. Great editing, fun commentary, and overall just a nostalgia trip that fills me with indescribable joy lol

  • @Enirahtak8
    @Enirahtak8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm really glad that you had a speech at the end about how it's OK to not want children, and/or to think ahead and prepare yourself before having children. Too many people think they ought to just have kids and a family without even thinking if it's right for them *and* for the children concerned.

  • @SmYesbe
    @SmYesbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The land before time was my childhood :)
    Idk why but when u said dreaded sharpteeth a HUGE wave of nostalgia hit my.

  • @-lexdrawz-8262
    @-lexdrawz-8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I rewatched the first one and it was wonderful and it brought me back to childhood but I do hate singalong's I've never been a fan of those but I did love the movies as a kid and I do plan on watching them all sooner or later :')

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ignorant

  • @captainngoose
    @captainngoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh I love your laughter, it added so much to the video and kept me cracking up too

  • @tazm2480
    @tazm2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was literally watching land before time yesterday, I love these movies so much and dude they had some GOOD songs and animation in my opinion also RIP JUDITH

  • @jazzykingjack2846
    @jazzykingjack2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact about the struthiomimus it has a mixed diet and plants, seeds, eggs, bugs and shrimp so they are omnivores so Ozzie can't control his brother forever it is up to Strut if he wants to eat plants. Strut loves to eat plants so why not leave Ozzie to live in the valley and he could have all the food he can eat and get all the nutrients he so desperately needs to be more healthy looking

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lesson of this movie. Never have children.

  • @HarrisonGaming5197
    @HarrisonGaming5197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the best Land Before Time movies if you ask me. Great video! 🎉

  • @AverageSpaceEnthusiast
    @AverageSpaceEnthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved these movies. Im glad you are experiencing them too.

  • @ianjoystodab
    @ianjoystodab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yess! Hope she keeps up with all the Land before time movies. My favorite one as a child was the "water sharp tooth", where they find chomper. Ah I miss these movie's as child.

  • @xanderg.1070
    @xanderg.1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I remember watching a loving the sequels when I was younger, now that I am older I realize that TLBT really shouldn’t have all those sequels. Personally, if I was in charge I would at least stop at either 3,4, or 5, have it be in the same tone as the first, and I would not have any of them to be musicals cuz outside of “When You’re Big” and “Friends for Dinner” the songs weren’t really all that good looking back. Plus the only characters that came from the sequels that were only memorable was Chomper. But that’s just my opinion.

    • @JoboGamezzz
      @JoboGamezzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh so the eggs meme doesn't count?

  • @squitterhyena652
    @squitterhyena652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The narrator is also Topsy's voice actor. The momma protecting the eggs is as typical is a maiasaura. And honestly loved your review you should do all of them in sequence would be easy fun content. Also the added joke clips always get me.
    As a final note, as a longtime fan the rest of the LBT fandom have pointed out the inconsistent weird lack of Ducky's dad. He's in the first film same with Cera's mother (thou she gets an adoptive mother in Tria).

  • @MrHort55
    @MrHort55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alty going all brutal on this one sass alert lol

  • @ravenconnli6618
    @ravenconnli6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the scene with Chomper and his parents, it's so sweet😭

  • @SPCBRAWLERZ
    @SPCBRAWLERZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:20 - 19:45
    THE FUNNIEST THING OF 2022!!!
    Put that in 1.5 speed and I'm laughing with this thing on repeat!!! Please do the rest of TLBT movies. Last I remember from my youth, there were...10 I think.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another review is coming tomorrow

  • @hollowmaskmaker100
    @hollowmaskmaker100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The grandparents scene with littlefoot asking for baby advice had me gasping for air crying your commentary is gold I’d wish movies had an alteori commentary

  • @omegamysterio3701
    @omegamysterio3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    36:02 if you listen carefully in this scene in your own time outside this video you hear Ozzy and Struts screams cut off abruptly meaning that they very liked just got eaten alive off screen and judging from Chompers look... He saw how his parents eat for the first time ever 😅
    On a side note, that ytp esq edit of "The Talk" was hilarious 😂😂😂 loved this video!

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh noooo 😂 I feel kinda bad

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alteori Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mojo3318 I know 😀

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alteori Feel free to read my comment about your video, if you have time.

  • @mck0027
    @mck0027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It amazes me how the Brittish struthiomimus is voiced by Jeff Bennett, who is also the voice of Petrie. Not to mention, Spike and Chomper veing voiced by Rob Paulson; the voice of Yakko Warner and Pinky (from Pinky & The Brain)

  • @boxingelfis1499
    @boxingelfis1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was a great review. 28:50 and 29:48 caught me off-guard😂😂😂it really does sound like a burp.
    Also, nice Wyvern ('least I think it's one).

  • @Prince_Smugarina
    @Prince_Smugarina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quetzacoatl is more often depicted as a long ass rainbow snek with wings. So it makes more sense to not have legs.

  • @isaacsmith6878
    @isaacsmith6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    34:58 I remember why I use to bawl watching this when I was just a little guy... I'm not crying YOU'RE crying 😂

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is he purple tho lolz??

    • @isaacsmith6878
      @isaacsmith6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bass_Reaper_ WHY WHY WHY WHY ALWAYS ASK WHY?????
      when HOW is so much more fun 😈
      Course I could be like my old man
      "Why Why Why, shut the fuck up and listen maybe you'll find out"

  • @Das112293
    @Das112293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Alteori.
    Episode 2 of Land Before Time review. This one is my favorite and Episode 5 cause they have Chomper. Later in the other episodes they have him. He is my favorite characters in the series. Favorite moments are when Littlefoot interact with him when he hatched and reunite with his parents, Papa and Mama Sharptooth. The Dark green one is his dad and the yellow one is his mom. Episode 5 is when he's a bit older and can talk.
    As always, Alteori, love your artwork, wonderful.
    Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know it isn’t dinosaurs or monsters, but I’d love to hear your thoughts on Secret of NIMH!

  • @PetuniaTheBlueSkunk
    @PetuniaTheBlueSkunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the art that Alteori made I just love it

  • @Walt_Chocolate
    @Walt_Chocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    37:10 Littlefoot Trump building the wall to separate us from the sharptooth Scoundrels.
    Yes sir!

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 well I mean.... the sharpteeth want to eat and kill them so

  • @theAussieRaccoonLovingBoi
    @theAussieRaccoonLovingBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's so good that my favourite TH-camr is reviewing my childhood, and I love this.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah I adore this franchise to the point where I've watched all of them except the relatively new ones.
    However I too think they could have done with fewer sing alongs.

  • @aniyahrogers-bussey-wq3nl
    @aniyahrogers-bussey-wq3nl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alteori you are so funny!!! U make me laugh every single time you say something hilarious I laughed so hard btw I used to watch those movies when I was little they were so adorable!! ❤❤ I love your videos!!! ❤❤

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fact alone that you managed to scrape a decent life lesson from this malarkey is but one of the many reasons you're one of the best foxes on TH-cam, along with A Fox in Space (an awesome Star Fox series in the works). It just steamed my beans as a little kid to see the animation taking a major downgrade so they could crap these things out fast; at least Fievel Goes West had a great look to it.. Bluth deserves better.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SO TRUE! Thanks for watching Nickel :D

    • @keturahmagee6413
      @keturahmagee6413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly not sure if its milking the franchise (for the first few movies at least) or society changing. Wasn't till later movies seemed very intent on child appropriateness theirs a major difference between older g movies and ones made now. Seems like a pattern oh no can't have anything traumatizing to the kids, to eh they can handle it. Seriously shows are getting a lot darker in tone then the past. Can be a good thing just seems like shows keep going to the extremes.
      I mean we joke about how those movies scarred us for life but its also the ones with more meaningful characters and lessons.

  • @charlenelouisetoyfun6653
    @charlenelouisetoyfun6653 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really this was the actual first time I actually had to and go back and watch the first one as well

  • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
    @Chrono_Mitsurugi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    19:21 - 19:36
    This is the comedy we are here for. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ditzydoodle8381
    @ditzydoodle8381 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know, I never thought about how dark it is to be like, "Let's play sharptooth attack!" When Littlefoot's right there; all the trauma he went through watching his mom die it'd be like, "Let's play domestic battery!" I mean Littlefoot seems fine with it, but I can imagine for someone else it'd be kind of insensitive. XD

  • @JerkyD
    @JerkyD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Many thanks for your fun review of a nostalgically-bad movie. I especially like when you point out the uselessness of Petrie & Ducky's mom, which always stood out to me as a kid. Something I only just noticed: The dino at ~0:37 is just the head of an adult apatosaur/brontosaur pasted onto the body of a small biped; Weird.

  • @alexthehopkins2529
    @alexthehopkins2529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah thats such a cool Featherhide redesign! We took similar inspirations but the result is so different! Great job! And great review XD I remember owning a VHS for this movie and watching it almost nonstop with the first movie back to back.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HELLO, Alteori.
    RIP Sidney Poitier and Bob Sagat. 2 Legends have left us.😒😢😔

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've heard but I don't know who they are

    • @shainewhite2781
      @shainewhite2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alteori Bob Sagat was in Full House and Poitier was in To Sir With
      The Love, In the Heat Of The Night, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, and The Jackal.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shainewhite2781 I've heard of Full House but never watched it. I never watched any of those other movies either. I'm sorry though :(

    • @shainewhite2781
      @shainewhite2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alteori That's all right.

  • @iluvyurbles
    @iluvyurbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love what you did with littlefoot's Grandparents I rewatched it a few times because it got such a laugh out of me

  • @blackprism5381
    @blackprism5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love your drawings❤️

  • @briannahendrickson7746
    @briannahendrickson7746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They instinctively grabbed onto each while they were dying." I don't know why but that line made me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Purple9x9
    @Purple9x9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NGL Alteori should of designed the dragons from the HTTYD netflix show because her redesign of that dragon looks 1,000 times better than the actual dragon in the show (CHANGE MY MIND)

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣 Any of us could have made something better lol

  • @ijnyuudachi4917
    @ijnyuudachi4917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was really little when I first saw this movie and became obsessed with it, so when I got a stuffed dino I named him "Chomper" I still have him over a decade after I first got him lmao

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    29:55 Yo, did Sarah just admit that they're not grown-ups themselves?-
    👁️👄👁️ Yoooo. The character development.