Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.682 w/ Stavros Halkias
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YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on the local news in Erie, PA because of comments he made about the city on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Joe Rogan
Stavros Halkias is a comedian and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his sexy Instagram posts, why men hook up with unattractive women, and Rocco Siffredi. He also gets introduced to all the classic members of the Cool Guy Club! Revisiting the cool guys prompts the question: Which cool guy would Christina bang?, which they explore in much detail.
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TH-cam Chapters:
00:00:00 - Intro - Tom hurt his face
00:06:01 - Tom and CP’s worst dates
00:15:05 - Opening Clip: Philippines Cool Guy
00:25:02 - Would Tom and CP have a threesome?
00:39:41 - The worst parts of being in your 20s
00:48:51 - Tom was on the news in Erie
00:58:19 - Stavros Halkias
01:00:21 - Stav’s Instagram
01:12:43 - Stav Meets a TikTok Cool Guy
01:17:00 - Rocco Siffredi
01:26:58 - Stav Meets the Cool Guy Club
01:53:39 - What cool guy would CP bang?
02:05:28 - Wrap Up - ตลก
Tom’s red puffy face after getting hit with a light kind of reminds me of Burnt Chryslers normal face 😂
My exact thoughts...wonder how much will it take for Bart to get back to his normal incoherent bubbly self.
HAHAHAHAH
Your fired bud
Chemical peel. Hahaha
looooooooooooooool
Stavros is like the entire YMH audience condensed into a single guest
holy shit yeah
Right! 😂😂😂😂😂
you mean weight wise?
Except he's actually achieved something 😂
@@Hello-fu5wd or maybe the YMH audience all look like over the hill PDF Files. All of them?
Stavros is one of a kind. I can see him making it big on an animated series. He’s basically a real life cartoon.
Stav is a true mommy. It's always such a treat when a guest is truly enjoying the classic clips! Tom put it perfectly in reference to showing toys. This is one of my favorite episodes by far!
YEEEESSSSS CHAPTERS FINALLY!!! Whoever made the decision to add chapters, or did the work, or whatever, definitely deserves a raise
One reply?
00:39
The first guest to drown out Native's laugh with his own. Damn this was a great episode.
Sickle Cell might just beat him in volume but not length of laugh
Honestly, been wanting them to have this dude on for a minute. Well worth the watch
Man, I'm so happy you guys had Stavros on. He's one of my favorite stand-ups. This whole episode is an instant classic. I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while.
1:59 I literally started crying because of Stavros’ gleeful laughing
Waking up to this guest is like Santa coming in 4 strokes
You just lost your job
you missed a reference opportunity here... Waking up to this guest is like Santa CUMming to TOWN
This Santa doesn't take that long
Bahahahaha
That's all it takes
Them talking about their 20’s couldn’t hit any harder for me. I can’t tell you how lost I feel as a person, just wandering around. It’s nice to know that all it takes is one step. Thanks jeans
Yeah nearly every sane person feels that way at some point. You'll be alright.
For sure man. I feel that
There's a reason they advertise for better help on here. Shit gets rough out there.
what's the time stamp on this?
Same
Okay I freaking love Stavros’ laugh. Made my day.
Me too!!!
Man, his comments on his 20s gave me the chills. A near identical experience for me. That's why I love this show... from Rocco making Christina tap out to real talk about personal growth. A+ epp.
That awkward moment when Tom covers up Kristins physical abuse by saying a light fell. Praying for you Timbo
“I’d kill someone if they fucked you” -Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, I mean Tina lol
Her jeans were not tight this morning
Her revenge for the stairs I say it's only fair
Mama juggs threw a combo on Tommy!! #heabouttolearn
todd is such an honorable man
Stavy laughing at 4 strokes guy is one of the best examples of pure joy 🤣
He believes me now
Truly a 1 man laugh track, it's honestly incredible
the rental car, bro xD
I’m fully convinced stavy lives next to a shake, a meatball, and fries. Nothing could change my mind.
They don’t know bro. 😂
cheeki breeki
Underated comment
Brutanandalewski was my gamertag at 9 years old lmao... i love this so much.
There’s an episode of ATHF where they destroy Carl’s body and remake it out of eyeballs, and Frylock asks Shake what he thinks of the new body, and Shake says: “Will he be able to move? Like, chase us? Because if I woke up looking that, I would run to the nearest living thing and kill it.” And that’s one of the hardest laughs I’ve ever had.
Stavros is one of the absolute funniest guys I have ever heard on this show. I was sweating and crying watching this episode, just so fucking funny.
Stavros belly laughing at all the cool guy videos made them so much better 💀💀💀
"...I don't have the the penis for TWO bellys..."
that's gold
Timestamp?
Well it's an issue of geometry
1:12:00
'It's a geometry problem with me' had me laughing before he even finished the magic
Absolutely have to bring Stavros back on. I mean the chemistry between the three is pure gold.
Nadav is 100% threatened by this man’s laugh 😂😂
Who wouldn't be?
Tim got a chem peel for sure
Hilarious
Good nadav needs to stfu. Here to hear the guests not some random guy horselaugh
Hahaha 💯
Christina egging Tom on to talk about other girls and then is immediately upset when he does is always so funny to me.
Girl.
She gets insanely insecure about their relationship and it's really irritating. When Tom is clearly joking or just telling a story about another woman she gets snarky about it. It's ready needy and unattractive. She has to have constant reassurance that she's his wife, he loves her, they have a family together, he wouldn't be unfaithful, he won't leave her, etc 🙄 Christina's clingy neediness may be the worst thing about her and Tom's dynamic
They like the rush of jealousy
@@Loe_Jist you need to relax holy shit lmao
@@Loe_Jist tell me youre gay without telling me youre gay. Never seen another man so concerned about another man's relationship that they don't even know😂
This convo talking about Rocco putting his foot on the arm of the couch for more butt leverage 🤣 🤣 😭 💀
Laught way to hard on that whole skit 😆
Stavs laugh and Nadavs laugh at the same time is like pure madness in stereo
The point of its not that that big was the perfect moment of cross laughter
Stavy enjoying the cool guys makes me feel like its first time I'm watching. His energy is so very YMH.
I’ve never laughed so hard at the ed asner video as I did today. Stavy cackling was killing me. 😂
I imagine this is what having children is like. You get to see the world through new eyes 😂
I'm so glad this episode is clipped out. Keep it coming y'all that's so great
Bro that local news segment on Tom 😭
How can Christina not remember her step mom is Vietnamese?! One of my favorites things Christina has ever said was when they were first getting together and about to get married, she called her "my Vietmom".
It's part of the bit, helps draw in the newer listeners that weren't around then.
@@brandonpaul3985 It isn't so much a bit since it's true that her dad is a bit of a cool guy, but fair enough. I still wish she recalled her Vietmom, though. Kills me everytime. Lol.
@@red0ctane19 Not recalling *is the bit.* She's purposely "not remembering" because people who weren't watching 200 episodes ago have no idea about the "Vietmom." Like the other person said, it's to fill in newer listeners.
@@8thlvlMage Yeah I believe so. And also really driving the point home of all the step moms and random women her dad has been with that it's hard to keep track of.
@@brandonpaul3985 Same as Tom saying a light hit his face. He was probably playing a role in a movie or something and it's makeup.
That news channel doing a long segment on why Tom hates Erie is easily the best thing I've seen on youtube this year.
Easily the best moment on a podcast if you know about dan soder and the legion of skanks , have fun ~
th-cam.com/video/L8bXPtCbuFE/w-d-xo.html
Stavros is awesome. What a great guest.
Showing Stavros cool guys is one of the best 40 minutes of poscasting in existence. Fucking instant classic!
Stav was made for this show. I’ve been waiting forever to see him on. My only disappointment was that the show wasn’t longer.
Should been a ymh exclusive guest
@@anthonyzullo
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I came a bit when the thumbnail loaded before I black out
same here lmao
I really am sad to turn off the episode before Stav even gets on, Tom was a dick in the beginning. I dont think the light thing was something to bring up on camera, and he was overly dickish for something that seemed like a genuine accident.
100% one of the best guests, please have him on more
Tom looks like he's getting dangerously healthy
Y’all gotta stop with these thumbnails, respectfully. EDIT: all of these replies are fully tok’d.
Please!
Preach my brotha
You clowns will complain about anything 😂😂
*disrespectfully
Please God stop it
Stavros laughing hysterically at the 4 Strokes Guy is just what I needed today.
His reactions were the best I think haha
Watch his special, free on his youtube channel
amazing segment
h e l l y e a h d u d e
1:44:58
best smile I've ever seen Toms face, when the police agreed with the comedy in it all. He was so proud of himself.
Regretting skipping this video when it dropped. S.H. is wilding 😂😂
His joke about him dressing like a side boss on GTA always has me dying 🤣
Stav is such a good fit for YMH. Instantly one of my favorite episodes ever.
he was a major part of the Cumtown podcast😂😂
10000% agree
Tom: "She was a bit submissive."
Christina: "Yeah, she was bipolar."
Tom: "Yeah, that's not the same thing." Lol 😂
timestamp?
his laugh is so great, that it feels like I'm meeting all the cool guys for the first time again
dude i remember someone saying that Stavros' laugh sounds like a failed car starter.... dude i cant get that out of my head lmao everytime he laughs i fucking explode lol
Maybe a car that won't start but not a car with a bad starter. A car with a bad starter usually just clicks or does nothing. Just saying 😂
@@shawn6630 i hear dude regardless i laughed my god damn ass off when i read that lol
"I got some sort of racist venereal disease"
That line had me on the floor 🤣
They played some of the classics for Stav on this episode and I felt like I was watching them for the first time because of his reactions LOL.
That choatic beginning LMFAOOOO 💀💀
Can we all agree the coming up in May remix is an absolute banger 🔥🔥🔥🤣
I love how the Erie news are treating Tom, like Tom treats Garth.
Who?
Holy shit that Erie news segment was pure gold. Belly laughing through the entire thing
it's insane!!! AHAHAH
Best poddy I’ve seen in a while, great episode 😂😂😂😂😂
The Four Strokes Guy is the gift that keeps on giving
Legendary Episode. Listened on Audio & will now relive it in Video.
They should put out a compilation album of YMH songs. I'd love to have Nadav Is Googling on vinyl.
I’ve been asking for this for years. Come on Jean, let’s make this happen already!
Would be hilarious. Imagine putting them on when hosting a party at your house lmfao
The Erie news story is so damn funny. The mommy's are gonna tear em apart
The Twitter comments are poppin!
@@Foreverfrys what’s the @
@@oddynuff666 Facebook is hilarious!! They're trying to take em down as soon as they go up but they can't keep up!
@@WKRP187 well it’s looks like i’m logging back into facebook
insta page has already turned off comments
Stavy fits in so well with the YMH fam! His laughter kills me
“I like big women but it’s a geometry problem”…..funniest shit I’ve heard all week!
I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for a guest and boy did Stavvy deliver
Actual goated guest. I normally just listen while I’m driving but I had to come back and watch Stavvy boy die laughing a couple of times, excellent episode!
@@royceisthebestrapper7686 exactly me, i listen while im working but haaad to come back and watch stavvy die 💀
@@royceisthebestrapper7686 let's save the meaning of GOAT for when it matters
I never heard of him. And Stavi meeting the cool guys was absolutely hillarious his laugh makes the segment even funnier. !
@@Heelturnkayfabe he’s got a pretty decent special up on TH-cam, not my favorite but definitely worth a watch!
One of the best guests on ymh. You need to have him on a live show for the heavy segment.
I think nobody ever laughed so hard at the 4 Strokes guy 😄
You right he heavy
Just finished the episode and basically commented the same thing hahah
She forgot “Vietmom”. That was one of my favorite quick little jokes on YMH.
Stav is my favorite guest you've had in a while. This was great.
I've never seen anyone laugh that hard at 4 strokes guy. Somehow watching Stavros laugh at him made it really funny again. That was awesome!
Gotta get Stav, Bart, and Sickler on the same podcast where they just laugh at each other's laughs
They better widen the doorways and reinforce the chairs
Leave Bart out.
Who the hell is Bart ?
@@joeblow5662 you don’t know who Bret Krishner is !?!?
Nadav should also be laughing off screen
His laughter is so identical to my older brother's, even the ease to giggles 🤣
What I love about YMH (and I don't watch often) - is the authentic laugh track.
The opening to where the whole crew was vibing to the beats was hilarious 😂
Dude… Stavros’ reaction to the videos is priceless. That scared surprised laugh brought joy to my day 😂
100% vote for Stavvy baby to be in on the next YMH live.
He'd have a fucking stroke during the Heavy segment lololol
I'd rather see Gay actor Micheal Douglas on YMH live
@@beantown702 what about downsel trump?
@@beantown702 My top get would be Obama. "Let me be clear... I'm Ryan Shut... aaaaaand I'm gay."
Hell yeah dude this episode rocks
It's pretty gay
I'm mid 20s and totally lost, I'm so glad I listened to this. You guys give me so much confidence
Yeah hearing that gave me a lil more hope for the future
@@GrayVMhan We got this brother!
Oh so your just like anyone in their 20's ever wow!
@@treyjetson5320 How are we supposed to know what it's like without already going though it?
@@HarryW96 bro you just gotta go for it, in person. Don't make these cringe videos and try to stay off of apps. You're gonna get turned down a lot, but that's okay. Be yourself, there's a fuck ton of women out there and one of you. Don't be thirsty, be cool, practice conversation, and do something with your life. Nothing in life is certain, and when you follow these guidelines things will fall into place.
Stav is easily one of the most fun guests ever. I’d love to see him on a YMH live.
Love that Stav made it on. Found out about him though YT a few months ago, been cracking up at his daily vids. Perfect fit for YMH.
Great guest , great episode
its nice to watch the seguras meet each other for the first time every week and find out more about each other.
I feel like when Tom shows his guests the vids, he secretly hopes everyone reacts the way Stavros does. What an epic laugh that man has!
It’s because starvros is a “cool guy” himself
Had me dead when they said he’s so sad and Tom says he won’t be that day hahahaha
Me being a fellow Baltimoron I love Stavros! this was the best way to have him on the show.
I really enjoyed this
The eerie news cast being mad at Tom is so funny
Thank you Burnt Face. We appreciate your sacrifice!
leave jay leno alone
Leave Alex Jones alone. He's been thru enough
Burnt face would be a sick rap name
@@criscalvin2261 Burnt Face - My urge to reverse the hurt isn't worth the first missed version of YMH. Sure I look worse than Bert with no shirt but it works on you jerks and that's why I came!
burnt face is offensive to all those red injuns isn't it?
Lmao I love you guys. Stav is one of my favorite comedians, glad to see him on. Thanks for the laughs
Stavros' pure, unadulterated joy is everything. 😂
Stavros is the best guest to ever come on here. I truly believe Stavros and Tom could have their own podcast.
This would be amazing. Their energies are perfect together.
We don't need anymore podcasts.
2 bears would be better with Stav
@Patrick O'Brien good one troll! Now go back to typing on your keyboard and hiding behind your screen whilst heavy breathing.
Been watching YMH for 4-5 years, this is a top 5 guest episode for sure
Tom looks great today ! Congratulations on all the health and success in your goals !!
Would love to see Stavy and Theo Von on a pod together
oof that would be god awful
@@verdations531 What's a matter, mommy didn't love you?
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat theo von just comes across as a slime ball. don't like him. not even a little.
@@ryukaganzeroful You ever hung out with a slime ball? There's two kinds of slime balls in this world, True Neutral and Neutral Evil. Hanging out with a True Neutral Slimeball will be the best night of your life spent outside a bed (assuming the TN Slimeball doesnt find you a bed to get into). You're thinking of Neutral Evil Slimballs, they're no good, avoid at all costs. Theo Von is a True Neutral Slimeball. Find a Theo Von, go drinking with him, don't get too drunk, say "yes," and make sure you have cab fare, you'll love that person the rest of your life, I guarantee it. Just don't live with one, that will be tempting if you get to know them, but don't, keep that distance, recovery space.
You can tell them apart because, there's not malice in that man. He's just riding the tide of life. Watch out for that malice, that's what you're worried about. Those guys will drag you down to hell.
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat i used to be a slime ball. i used to fuck peoples girls and convince people to do drugs, to get fucked up all day every day. i've done a lot of shit i'm not proud of, and i know a scum bag when i see one, because i was one. he's not someone i would ever trust around someone i love from what i've seen. him and chris d'elia seem like the sleaziest people in the industry. i hate his character because i used to sort of be that person, and i know what comes with it. i'm good.
Stavvy crying laughing at 4 strokes guy really made this a great day. I'm crying laughing at work.
hell yeah, dude.
so happy to see him getting big named recognition. thousand island stare forever bro
Hi mommies, I've been away, love the new format, you both look great, and stav is hilarious, love that guy.
Dude, this podcast has got to be one of my favorite episodes!! It’s right up there w/ Theo Von & Joe Rogan 😂
Can't get enough of Stavros' laugh lol. It's incredible
The laughter in the control room makes this conversation work. Never lose NADAV.
Fk nadav
The laughter in the “control room” is forced half the time.
Ive seen some of these before, but Stavros laughing makes it so much funnier.
I love that they both put on this act here but Christina can’t help but get jealous for Tom ❤️🤣
It’s endearing. I feel like Tom is also getting jealous but it’s not his style to let her or us know
@@meghantomurgatroyd7634 incorrect
Tommy’s def getting chemical face peels now. He’s so fancy.
Exactly! That light accident is an obvious cover up.
100%!! Tom has always pretended to be an average guy, but he is really just a fancy queen. You can take the queen out of LA but you cant take the LA out of the queen.
Lol ya. That's one perfect light drop just on the face only. What did he do watch a light fall on his face? Also who has/gets HIDs these days when we got LEDs that are cheaper n cooler. He would have to have n old school HID light fall directly on his face and sit there for like 20secs.
Damn, I fell for it and felt bad for the booth boys 😂
No way Tom wouldn’t be absolutely livid if something hit his face lol
I love how Stavvy gets his own cultivated list of videos that when you combine every one, creates a man that looks just like him.
Bro this comment absolutely cracked me up
nah this comment slapped
@@lizdino9375 only music can slap, follow proto bud!
@@ShadySKWASHA theres definitely going be something slapping soon my son
LOL This guy is hilarious! Thanks for the introduction mommies
1:16:22 omg this killed me. My wife came down stairs and wondered what was wrong I laughed so damn hard
This is my favorite guest to date. This show was a banger.
Stav is awesome. We need Mark Normand and Joe List on here too
I'd like to nominate Stavros as guest of the year and deem this episode an instant classic. And to put the full weight of the mommies behind his career. Anyone want to second this motion?
I got Tate above him but he’s a close second
This is embarrassing
Instant classic, watched it twice already
Stavros just makes me feel happy, guys hilarious
I really liked them talking about their 20s and feeling lost and hopeless because that’s where I’m at right now and It’s nice to see where they’ve ended up, gives me hope. Thanks jeans ❤️
Me too man! I was just thinking this.
Unfortunately it's completely normal to feel that way in ur 20s. The 20s are rough. The 30s get alot better. Just hang on bud