He did that and then got him to say he was in the Air Force and didn't use it as a follow up, I was actually disappointed because it was so easy to use, but the possibilities were endless.
Just because you are unemployed doesn't mean you can't go. You aren't obliged to tell him the truth about your employment situation if he asks. It's a comedy show, not a session with a psychiatrist.
You don’t need to tell the truth either… he only speaks to a handful of people and usually if they interact with him first. I’d encourage anybody to go he’s brilliant on stage
When the RAF guy said "that's personal" he was trying to head off getting into any details - because when his wife said data handling my mind immediately went to cryptanalysis, military-grade hacking, etc.
Very unlikely. It was probably because he is embarrassed by his job or knew it would be like blood in the water. Military personnel that have confidential jobs dont volunteer information. Its sort of a built in and heavily ingrained habbit.
Why not come see you live? with more laughing? Well I laugh enough watching this sorta stuff alone that I have nearly died of coughing fits from lack of breathing & I am not in a suicidal mood... Oh and I only have so much cash to burn, that too is a factor.
Oof, bad news, the bears and snakes are wandering the streets in North Carolina, at least where there would be a summer camp. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.
F**K you Jimmy. I missed your Australian visits cause I didn't remember to click on your videos to get remainders that you exist in the real world and do tours... But now that you've reminded me, come back so I can see you.. Also, bring new content. 🤗
I dont come and see tou live because im like dave im interviewing and going to see you live is expensive as you dont exactly perform down the road your talking about plane fare hotel plus tickets and thats just for starters let me know if you ever make it to Glasgow and i might consider it
Hopefully he’s happy in his skin now. A comedian there to make the audience laugh but ironically like the clown full of sadness inside. Success and money doesn’t always make people happy.
Being in the air force or army thats whats more pathetic and a big joke. Ofcourse we mocking those brainless terrorists and slaves. Your point exactly? 😂
Jimmy connects with EVERYONE! So quick and the wit is not matched by anyone.
@@EdRushing-te3sc Truth
His best stuff is audience interaction, he tends to use his pre written jokes over and over again
Thanks for another brilliantly handled set… and the video!
Jimmy Carr is seriously in a class all by himself. He can cut you and you will laugh while he does it.
There's top gun pilots..
And someone has to make the scrambled eggs 😂
I laughed so hard at that joke, because it immediately made me think of my buddy who was in the airforce😂
"Hi Jack!"
Oh boy.....
That joke crashed and burned....
He did that and then got him to say he was in the Air Force and didn't use it as a follow up, I was actually disappointed because it was so easy to use, but the possibilities were endless.
@@stratbaseballman A lay-up.
0:44, I laughed so hard, because I immediately thought of my buddy when he said this😂 He waited tables and cleaned the planes😂
Y’all are a really quick witted guy, bless w/ a very sharp (yet proper) tongue
“You look like a potato still in the sack” 😂 🥔 That’s how my girlfriend describes me in boxers …
Get a new girlfriend... Or change your potato like appearance.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute! More please 😂
He’s the real-life “Slappy” doll from Goosebumps.
Brilliant. Truly.
"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" Dead, I'm fucking dead 🤣
This was brilliant 😂😂😂
Thanks for the video
Dave was "in between jobs". 😅😅😅😅
Brilliant as always.
The "Dave" voice just makes me think of Barbara's taxi 😂
Hello Dave
@@BGriffin_UK "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Papa Lazarou surely?
"I'm on the hormones. Me nipples are like fucking rivets!"
Il have you under the trades description act 😂
Brilliant
Mr. Carr now looks like he's preparing to play an evil villain in some movie soon. I mean this as a compliment.
First, he kills with his jokes, then he kills more literally.
Him as a villain would be really good or really bad, depending on writing.
@@DeetotheDubs yes, indeed
His eyes sometimes look like the devil haha
Comedians make the best (movie) villains. I'm not joking.
Awesome break down of the spy bit;))
Him and Al Murray are the undisputed joint world champions of audience abuse/interaction. If I could spell geniusses I'd put genius's. ❤️
Check out Nina Conte if you like people who interact with the audience.
Frankie Boyle destroys audiences
Genii?
Great stuff
Jimmy is absolutely hillarious
Yay! new stuff!!
"Fintech startup... Fintech; interesting... Startup? Please leave the auditorium, madam."
Simply The Best 🎉🎉🎉
Awesome I wanna see you live!! : P
God I love Jimmy!
Steacy reminded me of Mitch Hedberg: "i don't have a girlfriend, but i know a woman who'd be very upset if she heard me say that."
i saw you live and the show was amazing 😁🤣
I think we do….but we are just not interested 😂😂😂
Jimmy Carr's a boss
Can't wait to see ya at the o2 in December ❤
People still dare to go to a Jimmy Carr show when they are unemployed? I would be too afraid :D
Just because you are unemployed doesn't mean you can't go. You aren't obliged to tell him the truth about your employment situation if he asks. It's a comedy show, not a session with a psychiatrist.
You don’t need to tell the truth either… he only speaks to a handful of people and usually if they interact with him first. I’d encourage anybody to go he’s brilliant on stage
Dave's voice reminds us of pirates
Dave is "exploring new future possibilities". 😉
On stage Jimmy is starting to look like Jack Dee. Then in the outro he's looking more like Dale Winton.
Well your profile picture is no better 🤷♂️😜🤣 jk mate
I know what ya mean, his lost far too much weight in the outro
As an American I don't know who those people are and it would be far too much effort to look it up.
@@anthonymeade7345 okay, thanks for letting us know
Ah, Jimmy... you should do a tour of the Hebrides!!
Jimmy's camera operator is on valium.
That was brutal 😂 🔥
If you ever read this ?????.................... WOW YOU ARE FUNNY !!!!!!!!!! 🙂
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Plus you have a very caring and kind streak in you !!!!!!
OMG Dave was my favorite! Always go out on a high note :)
"What does kind of mean?"
It means that he is in a relationship with her, but she is not in a relationship with him.
Summer camp teacher is the best. You get to be with children in a fun enviroment and sleep near them.
When are you coming to Australia
OK, there aren't that many snakes and the bears are black bears, the smallest we have in the States.
You're going to North Carolina? You know how to play the banjo?
Funniest person that's ever existed
North Carolina is a beautiful state. 😮
The city that often sleeps 🤣
32 years in NC and I've never seen a bear, you'll be fine Stacy.
Normally I'd agree with you, but since moving to Asheville 8 years ago I've had more than 50 bear encounters.
@@arthurgreene1675 Only leave the house fully dressed mate - it'll help.
@@Scaleyback317 I've only seen American black bears and not whatever gay fantasy you've got going on inside your head.
65 years in FL, I’ve never seen an alligator.
Hecklers aren't staged🤔😂😂😂😂😂
10:18 seriously asking is there a source for that thing about laughing with other people?
I had to restart to understand that first joke ☠️😂
funny
When the RAF guy said "that's personal" he was trying to head off getting into any details - because when his wife said data handling my mind immediately went to cryptanalysis, military-grade hacking, etc.
Thanks for the information nobody asked for or cares about.
@@TheRealMachoSavage Thanks for the feedback nobody asked for or cares about.
@@donjones4719 ohhhhhh buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnn
Very unlikely. It was probably because he is embarrassed by his job or knew it would be like blood in the water. Military personnel that have confidential jobs dont volunteer information. Its sort of a built in and heavily ingrained habbit.
I did'nt ask for this but I do care
Hi Jimmy, when are you coming to New Zealand? not a joke!
Well you missed a trick with "Hi Jack" didn't you Jimmy lol
My brother in law made the scrambled eggs in a listening station on St Kilda , told me a nice place but not a lot of nightlife.
Come to Western Australia then!
NYC also has a St. Albans.
Yeaaah, we should put you in charge of something
The Comedy Central Roast of Fox News.
Jimmy Carr should host it...
Jimmy’s eyes look absolutely mental
You wouldn't let Dave manage the rolls at Greggs, would you?
Why not come see you live? with more laughing?
Well I laugh enough watching this sorta stuff alone that I have nearly died of coughing fits from lack of breathing & I am not in a suicidal mood...
Oh and I only have so much cash to burn, that too is a factor.
Nothing wrong with St. Albans :)
Except the fact it's next to Shatfi- i mean Hatfield
😂😂😂👏
😂😂
Jimmy.. just my opinion but you're getting too thin :/
"Mass immigration is fantastic." - Jimmy Carr
Sir jimmy 👀
......DAVE............ ;-)
Oof, bad news, the bears and snakes are wandering the streets in North Carolina, at least where there would be a summer camp. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.
Try not to notice the Nosferatu fingers.. you can't unnotice them
Bragged about being in the military but didn't want to say he was in the air force, understandable 🤷♂️
F**K you Jimmy. I missed your Australian visits cause I didn't remember to click on your videos to get remainders that you exist in the real world and do tours...
But now that you've reminded me, come back so I can see you..
Also, bring new content. 🤗
me too :-(
He can be a geek and work in air traffic or PSF Police anything?
I dont come and see tou live because im like dave im interviewing and going to see you live is expensive as you dont exactly perform down the road your talking about plane fare hotel plus tickets and thats just for starters let me know if you ever make it to Glasgow and i might consider it
You are the English version of Robin Williams.
Hopefully he’s happy in his skin now.
A comedian there to make the audience laugh but ironically like the clown full of sadness inside. Success and money doesn’t always make people happy.
Sorry if I missed something but is there a back story behind the first sentence you made?
No but being a broke failure will guarantee mysery.
@memerimal.
I think they are talking about Jimmys recent (ish) face lift and hair transplant.
Like England has any military secrets.... 🤣
Hey now, we change our nuclear passwords every other year!
@@tomtom21194 Great....since your warheads dont work anymore is not so urgent but it is a good step.
@@cesaravegah3787 we also recently put some string with tin cans all around our bunkers. Just to be safe.
@@cesaravegah3787 The warheads are pretty eyecatching but the taxi they use to get it out of the water leaves something to be desired.
Doesn't England have like full Access to the NSA and CIA?
I guess it's too much effort to say "financial technology."
The suit is all wrong, he needs to fire his tailor.
3 minutes in and I haven't even chuckled yet.
It's not mandatory to watch.
That’s because he’s shagging your mum
Come to Israel, Jimmy!
Maybe later!!!!!!
Joking at air force pathetic
Being in the air force or army thats whats more pathetic and a big joke. Ofcourse we mocking those brainless terrorists and slaves. Your point exactly? 😂
If your a comedian who cares.
*you're...if you're going to post on an international streaming platform, try to present some semblance of intelligence.
He's a Walt .. saying the Branch you're in is fine .. He's a hat .. hats are full of bs.