Today Show Funny Bits Part 50. The Very Best of Today Show!

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  • Its video 50! so here is the very best of the show! There are tiny little errors in there but im not re uploading it took hours to upload it in first place. Enjoy!
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  • @keikuru1
    @keikuru1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    They are like Anchorman in real life. The silliest news channel ever. I love that they're honest and don't bullshit their audience like all the other news channels in the world do.

  • @conniethompson6976
    @conniethompson6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Whacking him off at a distance"..😒😏Those damn Australians are freakin' hilarious😂🤣😂

  • @SailorCookieMafia
    @SailorCookieMafia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Omg they're so fucking unprofessional and I love it!

  • @cakeman58
    @cakeman58 10 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Karl's "can you make me one with everything" has to be the all-time best lost in translation joke. And his how good are the cookies there gag was second to none. Best host ever!

    • @davidwilliams4837
      @davidwilliams4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic. I wish we had news teams like this in the States.

  • @JessT23
    @JessT23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    0:56 "Is that why they call it 'Butt-cheese-mite', Stevie? You been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soteriaess610
      @soteriaess610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jess Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said "Butt-cheese monster". I'm guessing it all conjures up the same sick but funny thought.

    • @JessT23
      @JessT23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bighuge1060 They are taste-testing Cheesy-mite 😂

  • @aaronshruby2915
    @aaronshruby2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Better him than me!" That was his son 😲🤣😲🤣

  • @brownskiddyundies
    @brownskiddyundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "He's chasing after seagulls"
    *no seagull in sight*

    • @ourbackyarddownunder5041
      @ourbackyarddownunder5041 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the full clip Karl is 100% chasing seagulls. It shows him running into flocks of them while you hear hysterics in the background, it's funny as hell.

  • @doesntmatter9809
    @doesntmatter9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Georgie has the best facial expressions.

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    You Aussies know how to do morning news

    • @Rezinstance
      @Rezinstance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As long as it pertains to anything but the news itself, yes. lol

    • @aussieaussieaussie9438
      @aussieaussieaussie9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was all Carl! We loved him but the politically correct losers got rid of him.
      Carl, if you see this; you're a legend mate.

    • @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls
      @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aussieaussieaussie9438 karl still presents the show?

    • @AbiNomac
      @AbiNomac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aussie Aussie Aussie - Karl is back on the show now. It wouldn’t be The Today Show without him and Ch 9 knew it. Welcome back Karl!

    • @zombiehunter1152
      @zombiehunter1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abi Nor-Mac ratings dropped without him that’s why he’s back.

  • @footballgeorgiebest
    @footballgeorgiebest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That’s looks like the best breakfast show in the world. Wish we had you guys in the UK.

    • @mrk.dilkington
      @mrk.dilkington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, be so much better than the humourless, frightened to say anything bullshit we have now.

  • @taco8895
    @taco8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “ I’d wanna be standing back and wracking them off from a distance” 💀 😂

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Australian today show is incredible i wish we have something like this in Canada , Love you Aussies !

  • @barbaraj7859
    @barbaraj7859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This looks so much better than America's Today show.

  • @matshaverstad3790
    @matshaverstad3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “the catnappers shaved my pussy. “ hahaha 😂😂😂 I'm literally crying of laughter

  • @HelloMyNamesNino
    @HelloMyNamesNino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Maturity is over-rated 😂

    • @fatheroffab
      @fatheroffab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Extremely overrated

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....and silliness is underrated

  • @doingflipsandshit
    @doingflipsandshit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    They're all so funny, Georgie and Lisa make me laugh so much too.

    • @dabooda49
      @dabooda49 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its just terrible that Georgie is leaving

    • @robert1340
      @robert1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dabooda49 No, it’s terrible she came back.

    • @ongie9736
      @ongie9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Georgie got Carl sacked 4years ago. She's a buzzkill

  • @caseydykes117
    @caseydykes117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hearing the producers start loosing their minds before the presenters loose their shit absolutely sends me hahahahaha

  • @lynnetrathen4587
    @lynnetrathen4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg this is all about us being Australian 😂😂😂😂

  • @GameSpyDarkAge
    @GameSpyDarkAge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:00 "You been with the boss again?"
    I lost it

  • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
    @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We Aussies have an awesome sense of humour that many from around the world once found hard to understand.
    It's great to see the world now laughing along with us.
    I wouldn't change being an Aussie for anything'!🇦🇺💖

  • @addos999
    @addos999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    karl and stevie are so consistently funny in this show, it really makes the show worth watching!

  • @katym573
    @katym573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:06 I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard. The today show is just a show full of sexual innuendos and I love it, they're banter is unmatched.

  • @cakesboo6554
    @cakesboo6554 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Karl but Stevie with the rooster omg lol

  • @CraigStCyrPlus
    @CraigStCyrPlus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Honestly the best job i've seen.

  • @susanelder7192
    @susanelder7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The last one with Karl laughing at the cat !!!! I totally lost it 😂😂😂

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Mark, how are you?

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susanelder7192 You are welcome

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susanelder7192 my name is Mark I'm from Houston Texas captain in US army presently in Kabul Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission?

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markclinton8681 I live in Texas too. Thank you for your service, have a blessed day 🤗

  • @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482
    @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Karl Stefanovic's laugh is so contagious 🤣. Man is a national tressure

  • @chasematthew1757
    @chasematthew1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The mocking of Miley Cyrus had me dead

  • @Phriendship
    @Phriendship 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The laughter is contagious

  • @JakeRoot
    @JakeRoot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I love a tug...boat.

    • @sBabysKid-nk8eh
      @sBabysKid-nk8eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butter my biscuit

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sBabysKid-nk8eh No, butter her buns...

    • @sBabysKid-nk8eh
      @sBabysKid-nk8eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EarlJohn61 💦

  • @normturner4849
    @normturner4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:36 you can hear Karl say "you love it!"😂
    3:24 "Balls had to be scratched!"
    5:29 Karl planking😆
    6:54 enquiring minds want to know😇
    8:34 telling a Deli Lama joke to the Deli Lama🙈😳
    11:00 Karl in his usual state- broadcast this way!
    12:15 Grumpy cat as Jabba the Hutt😂😂😂

  • @Stevenoutofthebox
    @Stevenoutofthebox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can't tell you how many times I've watched this whole thing. Gosh, I am in love with this morning show.

  • @alexx3914
    @alexx3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The anchor man in real life. Pure gold

  • @MillennialRevolt
    @MillennialRevolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "you've been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jrut003
    @jrut003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    😁😁😁
    funniest bit for me was when he asked what color does a smurf go if you choke it? lol

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy running from the chicken. . . What a freakin riot.

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's ok when it's a fish but not a bird. ? Hahah

  • @ra-ku3hn
    @ra-ku3hn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I am ashamed of my country. ...we have zero sense of humor here. I'm moving to Australia! !!!

    • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
      @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Come to my place mate I'll put you up! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholashazell3277
      @nicholashazell3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can just watch em online but don’t worry anymore cause the to best hosts left the show witch is Karl stefonovic and Lisa couple other og’s as well whyyyyyyy a

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't slam the door on your way out.

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soldiers who died for you country be like : - _ -

    • @j.c3629
      @j.c3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WeComeFromALandDownUnder Fr!Omw

  • @Rambler1995
    @Rambler1995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I wish you were allowed to be funny in America.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Seth Ellison America used to be funny. Now anything you say funny is considered racist or bigoted.

    • @tonyedwards2693
      @tonyedwards2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heru- deshet what a stupid thing to say

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@tonyedwards2693 Not one damn bit. It's completely true. There is always some snowflake sjw or activist that whines.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Seth Ellison Bull shit! The media and the left have done that. Show me an actual comment that Trump has ever made with a racist word or sentence. He's never attacked or made a derogatory remark to race or ethnicity. But the media loves to twist everything around which has been proven to do and those like you who believe it without doing research for the truth. You can blame Obama, Sharpton and his cronies for the severe deepening of the racial divide in this country that happened with Fergusen and BLM.

    • @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644
      @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tony Edwards ...well...he’s not wrong about that....you really have to watch your mouth these days...

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    @7:47- Best joke in the entire video. Oh man, American news programs aren't even 1/100th as funny as this show, lol.

  • @soteriaess610
    @soteriaess610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Karl: "well Georgie, what's your long stabby thing"
    Georgie: "well Tim's my long stabby thing. I used to have a long torch, but Tim's my stabby thing now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saltysouthernmomma9354
    @saltysouthernmomma9354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Karl is my absolute favorite!!! He has the best sense of humor & he's pretty cute too!

  • @theneck5157
    @theneck5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy shit !! Peking duck anyone !! Wow that was great

  • @holdencaulfied7492
    @holdencaulfied7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Dalhi Lama walks into a pizza place and asks, can you make me one with everything?

    • @jauntyhatsociety6922
      @jauntyhatsociety6922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was dying

    • @ikerdelpalacio5160
      @ikerdelpalacio5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it :-(

    • @whatthe3131
      @whatthe3131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ikerdelpalacio5160 one with everything for the Dalai Lama probably means at one with the Universe. One with everything in a pizza shop means a pizza with the lot.

  • @sxyqt3.14
    @sxyqt3.14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    dallilamma bit was amazing

  • @mrwin8
    @mrwin8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wish everyday was like this. Really. Don't pay attention to the left. Be happy. Keep your humor. Lets bring it back here , now!!!!!!

  • @9Hurricane1
    @9Hurricane1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!

  • @tetrulz
    @tetrulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They got such filthy minds lmao i love it

  • @petesmith9472
    @petesmith9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yep. I've become a fan of Georgie. Sultry. Sophisticated.

  • @bryngriffith
    @bryngriffith 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Need an update every week! Best thing on TH-cam!

  • @drumdude46
    @drumdude46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So much Fun. they don't screw around with being uptight or PC...like here. everything's 'Game'. Love it!

  • @delivrex
    @delivrex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:20 had me in laughing to tears

  • @bettygitzke4131
    @bettygitzke4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m in LOVE with everyone of these people....nothing BETTER THAN LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Alex-hu4yf
    @Alex-hu4yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pelicans are the cheekiest little buggers 🤣

  • @anmolsingh1926
    @anmolsingh1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How good are the cookies there"😂😂😂😂

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They know how to have fun down under. This feels like the kind of fun that can be had we people aren't terrified of offending snowflakes and cancel culture.

  • @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603
    @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Bee attack lmao
    Gary: Better him than me

  • @Velunira
    @Velunira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ayeee haha I lost it when Karl was chasing seagulls lmao.

  • @danamuller554
    @danamuller554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why cant America's morning shows be this funny. I would watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂

  • @effemf.m.5093
    @effemf.m.5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stevies so innocently sweet lol

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The pizza joke classic, right over curtain boys head

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They have the wonder and joy of 4 year olds. Some nights I just watch these all night.

  • @VS9050909
    @VS9050909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I need this type of comedy and news too get me ready for work every morning in America... it’s better then all of the evil going on that’s for sure!

  • @shaunashwood
    @shaunashwood 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's what a fun show is all about, on both sides of the screen.

  • @thefingerofgod69
    @thefingerofgod69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They are so out of control and I approve!

  • @georgewheeler193
    @georgewheeler193 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sister of that picture< #50 is my favorite episode...watched it dozens of times, especially the part when they make fun of Miley Cyrus...gets me every time!!😂😂😂

  • @fatheroffab
    @fatheroffab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s obvious that Karl is deathly afraid of spiders.

  • @truthnaction7657
    @truthnaction7657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This team has so much fun together, great chemistry makes for great T.V. and if it wasn't for the fact that everything in Australia, from the flora to the fauna, is poisonous and will kill you instantly- it's almost worth considering a move there. fireman comment +pause+ "what?"=priceless! 9:54

  • @sharontaylor2567
    @sharontaylor2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was when the Today show was entertaining and fun to watch. Oh bugger Karl... come back

  • @dmkappa62
    @dmkappa62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Georgie is a gorgeous lady, lovely smile

  • @bernardhargreaves9009
    @bernardhargreaves9009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMFAO fucking up with the dalalama 8.57 haha

  • @russdy1982
    @russdy1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ... And in the end, balls had to be scratched! lmao

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 ปีที่แล้ว

    These clips are throbbing with innuendos!

  • @freddiem8801
    @freddiem8801 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So funny, and entertaining ❤❤❤😊

  • @coachguy123
    @coachguy123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Long time viewer of today show and I love your videos. Get to relive all the funny bits. Keep up the great work mate. Love it!

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karl has the best laughter !

  • @ginasrog794
    @ginasrog794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:39 is hilarious 😂

  • @Silentstorm_AU
    @Silentstorm_AU 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really wish I was up at 5:30am every morning to watch this :(

  • @Chuckles2109
    @Chuckles2109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still miss them all in 2023.

  • @Neonusrat
    @Neonusrat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man you gotta love Karl!

  • @quagmire1130
    @quagmire1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:22 Imagine being a seagull and you see this man running at you

  • @fiveohfivethree
    @fiveohfivethree 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    MORE! Must have more!

  • @1RedTape
    @1RedTape 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for an amazing start of a monday haha!

  • @zanducktv2398
    @zanducktv2398 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show is so much fun. Our This Morning has its moments here in the UK, but can't compete with you guys for full on laughs and nice totty!

  • @08wolfeyes
    @08wolfeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The women on the show look stunning and i love the humour.
    I wish more shows would be like that and not be so serious as they always seem to be.

  • @woodbrettm
    @woodbrettm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 all the other chickens were laughing their asses off

  • @MrMrremmington
    @MrMrremmington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a great way to begin your day.

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn I want to move to Australia now 🤣

  • @jocsanabdala9456
    @jocsanabdala9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:15 he knew EXACTLY what he was saying

  • @junkman12345ful
    @junkman12345ful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that last one needs to be a gif

  • @gothicmoonchild3629
    @gothicmoonchild3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love these guys 😂🤘

  • @idrinkpisswater2245
    @idrinkpisswater2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is y I love Australia 🤧😂

  • @zXennVS
    @zXennVS 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love watching these

  • @oldbirdwing9114
    @oldbirdwing9114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    they should make a show about this

  • @questionabletacos
    @questionabletacos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2;18 to 2;24 Oh my god the faces! I am honestly laughing out loud!

  • @alienatedslayer
    @alienatedslayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wooh! nice compilation. Should do it again when you get to part 100.

  • @Mr1in1000000
    @Mr1in1000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Playing that game and saying here it comes is very dangerous

  • @mohamedmuse08
    @mohamedmuse08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is may be the Channel to watch after all, freaking hilarious

  • @markdiemidio7747
    @markdiemidio7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These ladies are too cool 😎!

  • @user-ew2fy1pl1x
    @user-ew2fy1pl1x 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Of all the fame Grumpy Cat received, this was the best interview by far

  • @JaredRaccoon
    @JaredRaccoon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The most terrifying sentance on live tv
    “I got a bird”