this was my favorite song when i was 10. I knew all of the words, and listened to it over and over. I knew the song was dark; that was my favorite part.
When it came out I was pretty young, but I remember the beat and the first few words. I always loved it though! I rediscovered it a bit ago and it is so nostalgic for me now
pov; you've had a crush on this one person at church for a long time. one day, whilst lining up to enter, he pulls you aside and tells you who he really is. together, you run away on his motorcycle in the night, leaving everything behind as this song blares on the radio.
*LYRICS:* My lover's got humor She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshiped her sooner If the Heavens ever did speak She is the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick", you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom" The only Heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life If I'm a pagan of the good times My lover's the sunlight To keep the Goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice Drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something meaty for the main course That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human Only then I am clean Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
Pov: you are at the funeral of one of your victims and you stare at the coffin and you start to get flashbacks, you start to get the numb feeling in your body you feel yourself at the scene, next you see you buiring the body and hiding the evedince the feeling of success and innocence you come back to see the coffin and you smile a grim smile of completion and you start to giggle with joy as you feel no sympathy or remorse for the family that you have damaged you hear the sobs and sorrow but you ignore it with a smirk comment "maybe he deserved it"
I went to a Christian primary school and when we did auditions for one of the productions one of the boys sang this song and when he said the name all the teachers asked if it was a hymn and all of us were like no definitely not 😂
NitroX I said there boring as hell cause I think that because I don’t like them and to me their boring don’t know how it offended u but it’s a bit stupid that it’s bothered u so much
My lover's got humor She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshiped her sooner If the Heavens ever did speak She is the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick", you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me 'worship in the bedroom' The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life If I'm a pagan of the good times My lover's the sunlight To keep the Goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice To drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something meaty for the main course That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human Only then I am clean Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
Don't ask how I know this but I 100% recommend getting black-tie level dressed up at 3 am, sit in the dark, and just disassociate to this... perfection
for religion class we had to 'write down 4 questions that a teenager might ask about their religion' mine were: 1. "why are there wars and massacres if we were created in god's image?" 2. "is there heaven and hell?" 3. "are you always forgiven?" 4. "do we go to hell for being gay?"
@@tarani5aviel my teacher read them all privately and she asked to "see me after class". she then proceeded to ask me if everything was okay at home loool
I’m a Christian, but I love this song because certain churches will try to preach homophobic messages. I PROMISE YOU, GOD LOVES YOU! Don’t believe the homophobes. Gay people CAN and WILL go to Heaven, if they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. (Just the same for straight people.) ❤️🩹 If you confess with your mouth that, “Jesus is Lord” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. - Romans 10:9 ✝️💙 I’m also a TVDU editor, so I love that you put Damon’s picture on the song! 🥰
[Verse 1] My lover's got humor She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshipped her sooner If the heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick" You heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me "Worship in the bedroom" The only Heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well [Pre-Chorus] Aaa, Amen, Amen, Amen [Chorus] Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life
When I listen to this I just cry...I know that my crush will hate me forever and I just imagine myself in front of a church being burned to death,because jesus won’t let a girl love another girl...I probably have deppresion.Nah that’s just a fun fact.
Actually Jesus defected a gay person so that proves that god and Jesus loves everyone no matter what sexuality. I’m not sure why people say they god hates other sexualities but I think it just something to do with because any other relationship other then a boys and a girl can’t have kids. Or they are just living in the dark ages like a bunch of jerks
I swear your account has the best slowed down songs.
You forgot that the account has 69,6k subscribers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes😔
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@@ingemar8123 well, fortunately now 214,000K subscribers
literally
My mom sees me listening to song: “hm I have such a Christian daughter”
:)
YES
heheh >:>
Show her the video clip
s a d g i r l does she though...
s a d g i r l
Little does she know
Damon picture is perfect for that...
I love your works
thiis.
Damonn ;)
👏👏👏
Yes😍😍
yeeesssssss
Can we talk about how amazing Damon is????
Hell yeah we can!
BakuBabe owO
Or we can talk about how fuckin good this is like oh my god-
BakuBabe owO husband
damon is my husband
So, can I ask a question?
What is Damon from?
never really realized how dark this song was until now lol
its about homophobia
@@calyptelaironia6034 Wait, really?
playerkingawesome yea lmao
U should check out the official video if this is dark lol
It's a mockery of religions unacceptance of LGBTQ+, I'm a christian and I'm bi, and I love the song but it has a deeper meaning
this was my favorite song when i was 10. I knew all of the words, and listened to it over and over. I knew the song was dark; that was my favorite part.
When it came out I was pretty young, but I remember the beat and the first few words. I always loved it though! I rediscovered it a bit ago and it is so nostalgic for me now
no one:
the comments: *talks about them seeing damon*
Taylor Whitlock so charming like unbelievably
i'm just,,,, confused
Like who wouldn’t hes cute, hot and very beautiful🥵❤️
😂😂😂😂
pov; you've had a crush on this one person at church for a long time. one day, whilst lining up to enter, he pulls you aside and tells you who he really is. together, you run away on his motorcycle in the night, leaving everything behind as this song blares on the radio.
Okay this is amazing
wow you need to make some movies in the future, really creative!
Turn it in a story please
@@destinyvrijsen yah I would watch it 😄❤️ or read it lol
This reminds me of a fanfic
“last night was a mistake, damon.”
“well, we should keep making mistakes. big ones.”
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Anyone else rewatch vampire diaries just to get excited every time Damon and Elena are in the same ROOM😂
Kaydence Bialek 🙋🏼♀️
YES
damon and hozier ?? we don’t deserve this
90's Eddie??? We don't deserve this
Take me to church but Satan sings it
I was to liked it but I don't want to ruin the 666 lol
Satan is gay that's just sweet
wow i love this comment
okay now i want lucifer in the lucifer show on netflix to sing this in s5
Ozzy
Take me to church slowed + Damon Salvatore = amazing
thats what im sayinggg!! damon=❤😘
Im a simple person. I see damon, I click.
Same haha❤️
mood
*LYRICS:*
My lover's got humor
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshiped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick", you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"
The only Heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen, Amen, Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen, Amen, Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Why’d I start crying in the first 10 seconds-
Pov: you are at the funeral of one of your victims and you stare at the coffin and you start to get flashbacks, you start to get the numb feeling in your body you feel yourself at the scene, next you see you buiring the body and hiding the evedince the feeling of success and innocence you come back to see the coffin and you smile a grim smile of completion and you start to giggle with joy as you feel no sympathy or remorse for the family that you have damaged you hear the sobs and sorrow but you ignore it with a smirk comment "maybe he deserved it"
wow
THIS IS GIVING ME STEFAN VIBES!!!
Ayo why does it sound like you have done this before 👁👄👁
I went to a Christian primary school and when we did auditions for one of the productions one of the boys sang this song and when he said the name all the teachers asked if it was a hymn and all of us were like no definitely not 😂
LucyAddyman 😂
Samantha Ramirez like a religious song there boring as hell
NitroX jeez someone’s angry
NitroX I said there boring as hell cause I think that because I don’t like them and to me their boring don’t know how it offended u but it’s a bit stupid that it’s bothered u so much
NitroX how am I annoying just because I don’t like a type of music u don’t like 😂
For some reason this makes me emotional
Now *THIS* is the bottom anthem
bottoms rise up
Am a bottom and a top. When dating a boy a bottom but with a girl a top ;P
•Antisocial • snap? Xp
Katie Conley can you give me yours? I don’t feel comfortable giving out my snap to a bunch of people qwq
*stands up*
me when I see damon/ian: "CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK"
me knowing its a good song: " PLAYLIST PLAYLIST PLAYLIST"
SAMEEEEEE
"There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin…" what a meaningful and deep lyric. I love it.
Okurrr, this is going in my playlist 🙂
i'm bopping but also sobbing
My lover's got humor
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshiped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick", you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me 'worship in the bedroom'
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen, Amen, Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen, Amen, Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Thank you 💝
Damon fits this song so well. Also look at how hot he is like. Damnnnnn
bless . your . soul
can you do the winner takes it all from abba? or dance in the dark for lady gaga?
OMG YES
@Annoying hello lindsay
the winner takes it all would be so good slowed down
Dance in the Dark would be so good
You feel the lyrics so hard in this edit
Why is this song so good slowed omg!!
this song means a lot to me and this sounds perfect ❤️
To me, this version of the song really brings out the darkness within the meaning and really highlights a very sad emotion too
my soul levitated out of my body while listing to this
I’m a atheist but I *ADORE* THIS SONG-
0:59 DAAAAMOOON❤️
aa this is so good-
also, this is just a suggestion,
please never fall in love again by ollie mn? :')
Yess. That song would sound so good slowed down
Omg i love that song
yessss
I get tingles everytime I hear it!!!😍😍😍😍
for me this will forever be one of the best songs in the world..
The Damon picture makes it so much better thank youuuuuuu
I've always loved this song but it makes it better seeing damon during a song!
everyone: you know that you can just get Spotify you don’t have to buy TH-cam premium
me: *you wouldn’t understand*
Don't ask how I know this but I 100% recommend getting black-tie level dressed up at 3 am, sit in the dark, and just disassociate to this... perfection
i only subscribe for damon ❤❤
This TH-cam channel really needs to make a Spotify playlist with all of the slowed down songs on it because they all sound sooo goood 😍
Damon is such a darling here.
It makes this song even better ✨🤭
i like how damon’s just chillin in the background
this is beautiful om- :,)
Damon picture is so perfect in this song.. =))
I love this song bc of what it stands for
this song raised me
the Damien picture brought me here 😍
holy fuck the Ian photo with this song works so well I can’t comprehend
This hits more diff in slowed and gets more darker and darker
I'm simple person,i saw damon and i clicked
my breath cut off and my mouth swung open as soon as he started singing oh my god
this is making my heart feel a different way
I am watching this at 3:22 AM * XD *
posted on my birthday. :)
"the only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you"
Okay but I actually need to be taken to church after listening to so many slowed down songs
Can you do a slow version of 'Bambi' by Hippo Campus pls? ♡
The legend says the tops sang it to their bottoms...
“in the madness and soil, of that sadly earthly scene, only then i am human, only then i am clean” that hit.
This song slowed gets me in my feels I stg
for religion class we had to 'write down 4 questions that a teenager might ask about their religion'
mine were:
1. "why are there wars and massacres if we were created in god's image?"
2. "is there heaven and hell?"
3. "are you always forgiven?"
4. "do we go to hell for being gay?"
did you get any responses? you don't have to share I'm just curious lol
@@tarani5aviel my teacher read them all privately and she asked to "see me after class". she then proceeded to ask me if everything was okay at home loool
Songs slowed down are WAY better than the original more feelings ...
His voice is higher than my grades
this should be played during a bank heist and they get caught at the end and one of the guys stealing is smirking while he gets handcuffed
Oh this is a very special song !
“I promised you an eternity of misery didn’t i?” ~ Damon Salvatore 💔💔💔💞💞💞
I loved this song so much I like to hear it every day🔥😩
gave me chills.
Wow Damon be hitting different🥵
I am obsessed with this version❤️❤️
I’m a Christian, but I love this song because certain churches will try to preach homophobic messages. I PROMISE YOU, GOD LOVES YOU! Don’t believe the homophobes. Gay people CAN and WILL go to Heaven, if they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. (Just the same for straight people.) ❤️🩹
If you confess with your mouth that, “Jesus is Lord” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. - Romans 10:9 ✝️💙
I’m also a TVDU editor, so I love that you put Damon’s picture on the song! 🥰
This is *P E R F E C T*
i love him smm
ive been to about 5 of his concerts and hes so sweet omgsh
Hozier is underrated
[Verse 1]
My lover's got humor
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick"
You heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me "Worship in the bedroom"
The only Heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
[Pre-Chorus]
Aaa, Amen, Amen, Amen
[Chorus]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"hello brother" damonnn😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
this makes me feel some type of way that i can't explain
gay. the word you’re looking for is gay.
Damon = Demon
👀
its simple im here bc of DAMON
I see Damon, I click :)
love the Damon Salvatore pic btw lol
this is more aesthetic than original ✨
I.have.been.waiting.for.this.thank you.
I miss you boone 😭😭😭😭♥️
this is amazing (800th comment)
ironically this song sounds like a demonic entity or deity mocking the church for shits and giggles
this was posted on my birthday
this is so good im going to use some of the slowed songs as edit sounds but ill give credit if you want me to
please do team by lorde. thanks in advance. :))
cystvumbva I LOVE THAT SONG OMG
The Songs are getting more Epic when theyre SLowed
the way i swooned-
Bruh this makes me wanna make a hawt edit of Ian Somerhalder 👀
Very beautiful 🥺‼️
Here for Damon
Dokunuyor bu şarkı bir şekilde hissediyorum
ugh damon slavatore though 😍🤤🤤
When I listen to this I just cry...I know that my crush will hate me forever and I just imagine myself in front of a church being burned to death,because jesus won’t let a girl love another girl...I probably have deppresion.Nah that’s just a fun fact.
Sugar Bee jesus loves you just the way you are
Actually Jesus defected a gay person so that proves that god and Jesus loves everyone no matter what sexuality.
I’m not sure why people say they god hates other sexualities but I think it just something to do with because any other relationship other then a boys and a girl can’t have kids. Or they are just living in the dark ages like a bunch of jerks
Isn’t Jesus asexual and panromantic tho?
Original was good but this...
THIS IS GREAT