Being a DM is like watching a group of seagulls that have gained self awareness fight over who gets a slice of bread. But the bread is moldy and ten years old. And if you try to take it away from the seagulls they will attack you.
That last one was way too real. I'm dming and our high elf wizard almost died by failing a constitution check on moldy beer. He fell unconscious and then fell into the giant barrel of beer and proceeded to start to drown. Our halfling Rouge tried to pull him out but failed on his strength check so hard that he fell in (There was a human fighter standing right next to him as well). Fortunately our dwarf cleric was not completely inept and had the idea of just knocking the barrel over. They did that, spilling all the moldy liquid and their two partners into the locked room. Afterwards, they had to meet up with the head of a cult. They were all drenched in mold and beer. The negotiations did not go very well. And all of that because our idiot wizard accepted a bet of five copper coins from the Rouge...
lol-- how emBEERrassing! That reminds me of a time when my party was fighting a group of goblins and one goblin fell into a shallow river and drowned because he failed his strength check three times in a row
@@Stibby First of all: I don't know if I should be angry or amazed at that pun. Probably a little bit of both. XD And yeah. We still laugh about it. He died in literally the next fight (greenfang from the starter set) so it is one of our last memories of Parkyr ^^'' And that's hilarious as well :D
@@bogustoast22none25 He did. And he also saved his friends dead body by carrying him into the woods after they were routed by the dragon. He then hid in a cave until an angry Owlbear chased him out. He was a halfling Rouge as well so he had a lot of problems during both chases ^^''
Hieronmus Nervig Oh yeah, he’s vegetarian and one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet. Other chromatic dragons don’t like him, though, since he’s not into burning down villages and accumulating gold so he’s pretty lonely :(
Josh Herbert He’s a stay-at-home dad of five hatchlings And is a big green dragon who loves talking and being helpful (he also has a lot of enemies due to his shady past)
Stibby I’ve got a dragon in my campaign too. The party didn’t know he was one though- all they knew is they were going to a library in the mountains owned by a guy named Cayndoss, and the half-elf ranger was sure he was evil because an evil NPC in his backstory had referred to Cayn as “a pretty nice guy” in her journal. So they go there, he’s not home, and they can’t find the book they’re looking for. They end up doing the one thing a sign said not to do, that is going into Cayn’s room, getting hit by the Symbol spell (death), surviving, but then Cayndoss’ Modron (he’s a cleric of our knowledge god who takes Primus’ place, so he gave him a Modron as a sort of library assistant), hears the ranger let out a pained noise and comes down and says “DANGER. DANGER. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.” So the party freaks out and shoots the Modron (a quadrone, by the way) and the ranger gets it down to 4hp in one turn, causing it to fly away. The rest of the party chases it outside and the ranger shoots it one last time, killing it. Then they see something large and silver flying towards them. They run and hide but the very angry Cayndoss quickly finds them. Fortunately for them, he doesn’t like killing people and was able to get them to surrender. He was understandably frustrated after this but still helped them out. That’s the story of my 3 level 9 players pissing off an adult silver dragon.
If perfect is a kleptomania-ridden halfling, a half-elf with parental issues, an air genasi with amnesia, and a gnome that made a pact with an unknown entity after almost being murdered by a king then yeah, they’re pretty perfect :)
I say I can mimic the voice pretty well, and well.. I have jumbo kazoo that's bigger than a regular one, like WAY bigger, and I just hum into that super loudly. It doesn't actually do anything, they don't even stop talking it's so annoying
The last one hits a little too close to home... The players due to making... Terrible choices to say the least (setting a city on fire and starting a revolution for the sake of a distraction so they could rescue a princess... For example) now can't understand why they have: A) a bounty. B) 2/3 possible endgame bosses appearing on their next turn (they read my notes) C) are hated by 4 out of 5 even courts. The 5th one doesn't hate them because they are busy commiting genocide on the human realm.
once me and the party found the lord of all terror siting in a cultists basement in a dungeon so we got him to join the party through high charisma and promising him money and women.
4:00 So this happened to me once. I was trying to look for treasure, and the dm made me choose a number between 1 and 100 and I actually got it perfect. I became the richest man alive. Then one of my party members killed me and robbed me.
"Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!" *The ground quakes as a level 8 earthquake caused by the dragon's fabulous dancing brings mass destruction*
So, just for personal referance: Oplana is the Monk. Jory is the Rogue. Kina is the Fighter. Klofex is the Sorcerer. Redux is the Warlock. Ehlihr is the Ranger.
it's actually super easy! All it takes is a youtube video downloader website and some free video editor (or a free trial) like Videopad or Windows MovieMaker-- I know nothing about editing and i still had no real trouble
The last one though. I’ve barely been playing for half a year but omg. I’m a Druid and tried to use thorn whip to fish my party member out from alligator infested waters. My friend was supposed to hold me so I wouldn’t fall, but rolled a nat 1 on her strength save, and pushed me in instead. My friend in the water drowned and I nearly died too. Not my proudest moment
DatCatDragon So I was a DM and the rouge somehow learned plane shift (just a big yikes already) and so we were all low on health, so the rouge says,” I cast plane shift on all of us” which means it can go awry very easily. The ended up in the nether realm fighting demons for the next five minutes and then the rouge uses it after a rest on everybody but himself to send all of the other party back there. So I give the rouge an encounter to screw him up. He died and the cleric couldn’t revive him
You want to know something funny? It seems like spiders have something against my bard. Everytime she encounters a giant spider in battle, she gets poisoned and almost dies... for some reason.
K.G. Donathan he’s a talkative vegetarian green dragon who’s a stay-at-home dad to five hatchlings and loves them very much. He has a shady past, though, which is evident because other dragons in the area seem to hate him
- caramelle latte - well for Jory it was love at first sight. They met him at the very first town they visited and he decided to travel with them after he learned that he and Oplana had similar backstories of falling from the sky with no memories of their past lives (he also thought that the party was too inexperienced to travel by themselves- which they were). Jory was flirting with him but he didn’t quite realize it. When they went to Cardy, an elf village run by a circle of elders, Ehlihr decided to stay and see if he could find out more about where he came from. Long story short, since it would take forever to explain all the things that happened, Ehlihr met up with the group again, he and Jory got closer, the party had to go to the Feywild to find the person his soul became accidentally bonded with when he was brought back to life after being poisoned so that he wouldn’t become possessed by an evil entity, (like I said, long story) and when he was about to leave the party to stay in the Feywild (his original home) he realized that he would deeply miss Jory and that he loved her, and then they kissed and Jory pulled him back through the portal to return to the Material Plane. So yeah, Ehlory is my OTP
Our party does realize that our actions have consequences. that doesn't stop our aasimer from trying to fly away a dude about to explode in a misguided attempt to save us. He survived, but he's missing an arm.
WillOhNoItsMe he’s a big green good-aligned dragon who’s a stay-at-home dad to five hatchlings. He doesn’t have any friends except the party because other dragons hate his goodness and also he has had a shady past that he doesn’t speak about
I have a Human Cleric and his personality is literally "Idgaf about those idiots in my party. *Someone threatens one of his Partymates* Touch them and you DIE."
Not 2 be dramatic but I would die for Redux, Nick the Dragon, and the owl (My roommate and I came across this accidentally and we love how much you could tell about all the characters!)
My character: Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Barbarian (because of course). Has run into this dude multiple times in town and a sketchy Mayor wants him dead. I say "It will cost you 80" and he says "80 gold well spent". I don't correct him but later tell the DM that I meant 80 copper, I really wanted a reason to kill that guy. DM later tries making it hard to kill him by trying to appeal to my tender heart, having the guy beg me on his knees. I then cut off his right arm and commence beating him to death with it. He now has my character listed as Chaotic Evil, and to get back to neutral I have to do some "save a bunch of orphans from a burning building" type thing. Oh well, worth it.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has a dysfunctional DnD party, so here are the bois: Me, the DM: makes shit up as he goes Party Leader: its uncommon for him to be on, even during games Party member 1: horny for females in the story Party memeber 2: thinks he's DM/Party Leader Party member 3: thinks it's it's anime, so he has flashbacks during fights
I just started playig for the first time. I'm a rogue wood elf. My thought "I can rob people! I can deceive people!" *doesn't roll above a five the entire game* We don't talk bout when I tried to loot the dead orc and found suspicious goo in his pockets.
Summoner:(takes 4 EP from their eidolon’s evolution pool) (Later) Cop: FREEZE! You’re under arrest! Summoner: wh- why?! Cop: for breaking the laws of physics Summoner:(remembers they used the points for flight [2 EP] and upgraded to magical [+2 EP]) 😎
Stibby yeah, especially when you have a wild magic sorcerer elf with a total hp of like 3 (she’s lvl 1) that I sometimes just cast random spells on barrels to get the wild magic effect because she is now lvl 3 and I haven’t gotten one bad roll yet.
@@Stibby A very dank, smart, and hecking strong boi. I have a lot of spells such a wall of earth and fireball. I have a group of my other friends but, the rouge is the one that normally joins me. My character and I have the same personallity so, while were fighting Werehouses and, everyone is in a panic I will do something like yell "I'M A PINEAPPLE!" I am the strongest member and the DM is sometimes suprised by my logical thinking. One particular time I wanted to cast a fireball and, may have accidentally killed NPC ophan babies. My guild has been together for about 1 year though, we've played before as different characters in diferent AU's. We don't want things to get boring with the same people and personallities. Everytime we start a new game there is always many stories to tell. After the 2 years when the time has come to create new characters and keep the old character sheets for nostalgia later. In one year my dank, smart sorcer's character sheet will live in my closet with the others to be pulled out once again. I have had many before my current one. There will be many more to come. She will be forever known by anyone seeing this as HARU THE WISE!
0:36 Storytime. We're fighting kurtlemac (his name had devolved from kurtlemac to "turtle flavored mac 'n cheese", and just "kraft" at this point) and he's realized that i have the axe that can seal him away or whatever. Naturally, he is not happy about this. He stabs me with his pike. (I have realized at this point that he's capable of dealing over 15 damage, and we are all level 3. Luckily i only took 3 dmg) I hadn't had an opportunity to melee attack him yet, so i took my opportunity, and came up with a plan to protect myself. I tell the dm: "I'm going to climb the pike. And then stab him in the face." Dm: "you're going to *what*" Me: "climb the pike" Dm: *looks on in confusion, but seems to be starting to figure it out * Dm: "So... Deadpool style?" Me: "deadpool style B)" Group and dm: "holy shit" Me: *rolls a 19, and only loses 4 health* Me, proud: "and now, if he doesn't want to deal with me, he'll have to drop his weapon. It's also physically impossible for him to stab me again without breaking his pike" Group: "... That's... Startlingly rational, actually." Dm: "roll for intimidation, because HOLY SHIT" So i basically realized the monster was too strong, and fought it anyway XD EDIT: SO THE FIGHT ENDED. here's how it happened: Goblin paladin, lvl 1, going through his stuff to see if he's got anything useful: "wait. How tall is kraft?" Dm: "about six feet" *goblin paladin and strong af rogue make eye contact across the table* "Fastball special?" "Fastball special." Dm: "I don't get it, what is your- oh. WOW. Uh... That's pretty creative, actually. Both of you roll. Rogue for strength, paladin for... I'm not actually sure, but lets go with dex." Rogue rolls 18. Paladin rolls 20. He had an item that's basically a backpack of holding. The middle compartment held 8 square feet of material. Previously, we had learned that nothing can survive in the void within. They put him in the fucking bag. I have a feeling this is going to end up as a running gag.
@@Stibby she's made almost entirely of spite(okay, maybe not spite, but if you swing first, you're in for a bad time) and bad ideas 😂 And when you literally can't discern the line between bravery and stupidity, it kinda ends up that way. Such as when i mixed and chugged two unknown potions and temporarily set my strength to 26
You know, there are a lot of comments about how people would love to see this. Maybe you should start parody playing for your channel. It's easy money of you already do this for a hobby. But I don't know, because us nerds are kind of shy in front of cameras. I don't know how your party is, but mine would probably hate the idea.
Damn I wish I could play D&D like this. Alas, none of my friends have the time or whatever to DM and all that. Tried getting my best friend to, and she did for a while, but now we never play. A damn shame.
check out Part 2:
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Is redux not liked
No. He has his own agenda. We argue at every session
@Kina Roseblade yee XD
Being a DM is like watching a group of seagulls that have gained self awareness fight over who gets a slice of bread. But the bread is moldy and ten years old. And if you try to take it away from the seagulls they will attack you.
oml
that's one of the funniest things i've heard all day
Ironically a similar situation happened to me in a campaign. A fight was defused with street bread...
That last one was way too real. I'm dming and our high elf wizard almost died by failing a constitution check on moldy beer. He fell unconscious and then fell into the giant barrel of beer and proceeded to start to drown. Our halfling Rouge tried to pull him out but failed on his strength check so hard that he fell in (There was a human fighter standing right next to him as well). Fortunately our dwarf cleric was not completely inept and had the idea of just knocking the barrel over. They did that, spilling all the moldy liquid and their two partners into the locked room.
Afterwards, they had to meet up with the head of a cult. They were all drenched in mold and beer. The negotiations did not go very well.
And all of that because our idiot wizard accepted a bet of five copper coins from the Rouge...
lol-- how emBEERrassing! That reminds me of a time when my party was fighting a group of goblins and one goblin fell into a shallow river and drowned because he failed his strength check three times in a row
@@Stibby First of all: I don't know if I should be angry or amazed at that pun. Probably a little bit of both. XD
And yeah. We still laugh about it. He died in literally the next fight (greenfang from the starter set) so it is one of our last memories of Parkyr ^^''
And that's hilarious as well :D
Did the rogue pay up?
@@bogustoast22none25 He did. And he also saved his friends dead body by carrying him into the woods after they were routed by the dragon. He then hid in a cave until an angry Owlbear chased him out. He was a halfling Rouge as well so he had a lot of problems during both chases ^^''
Rogue*
I don't know who Nick the Dragon is but I relate to him so much
big green dragon. single stay-at-home dad to five hatchlings. loves talking and being helpful.
He's pretty much the greatest
@@Stibby oh my god I love him
@@Stibby uhm, green? you sure he's actually helpful?
Hieronmus Nervig Oh yeah, he’s vegetarian and one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet. Other chromatic dragons don’t like him, though, since he’s not into burning down villages and accumulating gold so he’s pretty lonely :(
@@Stibby What uncrimes has he committed in his past life that Tiamat condemned him to a life as a vegetarian green dragon?
I want to meet Nick the Dragon.
i love him
@@Stibby what is he like
Josh Herbert He’s a stay-at-home dad of five hatchlings And is a big green dragon who loves talking and being helpful (he also has a lot of enemies due to his shady past)
Dont we all?
Stibby I’ve got a dragon in my campaign too. The party didn’t know he was one though- all they knew is they were going to a library in the mountains owned by a guy named Cayndoss, and the half-elf ranger was sure he was evil because an evil NPC in his backstory had referred to Cayn as “a pretty nice guy” in her journal.
So they go there, he’s not home, and they can’t find the book they’re looking for. They end up doing the one thing a sign said not to do, that is going into Cayn’s room, getting hit by the Symbol spell (death), surviving, but then Cayndoss’ Modron (he’s a cleric of our knowledge god who takes Primus’ place, so he gave him a Modron as a sort of library assistant), hears the ranger let out a pained noise and comes down and says “DANGER. DANGER. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.”
So the party freaks out and shoots the Modron (a quadrone, by the way) and the ranger gets it down to 4hp in one turn, causing it to fly away. The rest of the party chases it outside and the ranger shoots it one last time, killing it.
Then they see something large and silver flying towards them.
They run and hide but the very angry Cayndoss quickly finds them. Fortunately for them, he doesn’t like killing people and was able to get them to surrender.
He was understandably frustrated after this but still helped them out.
That’s the story of my 3 level 9 players pissing off an adult silver dragon.
I'm going to be real here..... Jory is a permanent mood for me.
im glad im not the only one that also can relate to a chaotic neutral red-headed halfling thief
Your group seems god damn perfect!
Safiras Art holy shit safiras
@@ruairidhottaway2233 holy shit me?
@@safirasart holy shit you.
If perfect is a kleptomania-ridden halfling, a half-elf with parental issues, an air genasi with amnesia, and a gnome that made a pact with an unknown entity after almost being murdered by a king then yeah, they’re pretty perfect :)
@@Stibby I stay with my statement :D they are amazimg
Last clip is my inner voice yelling while i face my players who made a grave mistake with just an "Okay."
Yuubi Timberwolf I think all DMs everywhere can relate to this at least once in their games
I say I can mimic the voice pretty well, and well..
I have jumbo kazoo that's bigger than a regular one, like WAY bigger, and I just hum into that super loudly.
It doesn't actually do anything, they don't even stop talking it's so annoying
The last one hits a little too close to home... The players due to making... Terrible choices to say the least (setting a city on fire and starting a revolution for the sake of a distraction so they could rescue a princess... For example) now can't understand why they have:
A) a bounty.
B) 2/3 possible endgame bosses appearing on their next turn (they read my notes)
C) are hated by 4 out of 5 even courts. The 5th one doesn't hate them because they are busy commiting genocide on the human realm.
bogustoast22 none Gee-wizz and I thought my party was crazy 😂
@@Stibby here is the standard issue procedure of the party:
Make plan
Confirm plan as viable.
Fuck it up at the first sign of a fail roll.
... we got into a fight because our bard got high, and shouted HEY GUYS at the people we were trying to sneak past. There were 5 of us and 22 gaurds
@@lecamstern00b30 hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
What the actual hell?!
@Jake M. Contact with the dice* I don't even actively try to kill them.
IVE NEVER MET NICK BUT GOD DAMN I WANT TO MEET HIM NOTION TO RELEASE GAY DRAGON!
Hi. I need more of Jory, Redux, Nick the Dragon, and the rest of this seemingly legendary squad.
Come to our next session plz.
Yes
once me and the party found the lord of all terror siting in a cultists basement in a dungeon so we got him to join the party through high charisma and promising him money and women.
4:00 So this happened to me once. I was trying to look for treasure, and the dm made me choose a number between 1 and 100 and I actually got it perfect. I became the richest man alive. Then one of my party members killed me and robbed me.
Whoever you play with sounds like an ass tbh
@@butcanyoudothis3320 Yeah lmao
Would it happen to be a rogue?
W H E R E I S Y O P A R E N T S well, I mean, who _wouldn’t_ do that?
i would pay to see those dynamics
hmmm now there's an idea :D
Not gonna lie: that Oplana guy looks like a cool person
1:35 now all i'm seeing is a big dragon doing that....
"Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!"
*The ground quakes as a level 8 earthquake caused by the dragon's fabulous dancing brings mass destruction*
trouble_with _logic ba dum tss
@@Stibby Logic_Reasoning_inc[AllNormalFunctions].exe is missing
. . .
Replace with Nick_the_Dragon-Execute.[Fork_in_the_garbage_disposal]?
[Yes] No
So, just for personal referance:
Oplana is the Monk.
Jory is the Rogue.
Kina is the Fighter.
Klofex is the Sorcerer.
Redux is the Warlock.
Ehlihr is the Ranger.
The most bizarre thing as a DM is when the team encounters a villain and decides to roll to seduce. Then the team proceeds to roll a nat 20.
I will now add Nick the Dragon in my campaign, he is the greatest character ever
Rawr Huh thanks :3
So, they have a Chaotic evil Monk, and a gay dragon
"A KNOIFE!!!"
"NOOOOO!"
@@Stibby I wish I had the editing tools to show this kind of love to my DnD group. Our Catfolk Ranger would receive so much shit
it's actually super easy! All it takes is a youtube video downloader website and some free video editor (or a free trial) like Videopad or Windows MovieMaker-- I know nothing about editing and i still had no real trouble
I need more contect for Nick the Dragon
I don't know you party but I love them already.
I play DnD on fridays, and I brought snacks, this is about right
4:25 when you enter a nice cave and suddenly are in another realm surrounded by Abeloth's
I love you, Nick the Dragon.
Mama Bri I told him and he said he loves you too
Stibby My life is complete!
4:48 I would definitely vote that kid for president.🤣
i need no context to love your adventuring group also this comp
I do not know Nick the Dragon, but I will protect him with my life!
My favorite is at 3:53 because this also represents the relationship between Phil and Ronan. (My character and my cousin's character respectively.)
The last one though. I’ve barely been playing for half a year but omg. I’m a Druid and tried to use thorn whip to fish my party member out from alligator infested waters. My friend was supposed to hold me so I wouldn’t fall, but rolled a nat 1 on her strength save, and pushed me in instead. My friend in the water drowned and I nearly died too. Not my proudest moment
SwaggySeaGirl52 :o
I love Jory
Same
4:52
Literally me
oh geez
I like to say, "I will smite you if you guys don't stop [something]."
DatCatDragon
So I was a DM and the rouge somehow learned plane shift (just a big yikes already) and so we were all low on health, so the rouge says,” I cast plane shift on all of us” which means it can go awry very easily. The ended up in the nether realm fighting demons for the next five minutes and then the rouge uses it after a rest on everybody but himself to send all of the other party back there. So I give the rouge an encounter to screw him up. He died and the cleric couldn’t revive him
You want to know something funny? It seems like spiders have something against my bard. Everytime she encounters a giant spider in battle, she gets poisoned and almost dies... for some reason.
0:24 is the best rogue i ever seen
The one about the party about to die had me dying.
I feel smart knowing the song in the first one
I'm glad I'm not the only one with the spotify add problem during battle
Who is this Nick the Dragon character? I think may be in love with them.
K.G. Donathan he’s a talkative vegetarian green dragon who’s a stay-at-home dad to five hatchlings and loves them very much. He has a shady past, though, which is evident because other dragons in the area seem to hate him
I must know more about Jory and Ehlihr because man it seems like a beautiful relationship
- caramelle latte - well for Jory it was love at first sight. They met him at the very first town they visited and he decided to travel with them after he learned that he and Oplana had similar backstories of falling from the sky with no memories of their past lives (he also thought that the party was too inexperienced to travel by themselves- which they were). Jory was flirting with him but he didn’t quite realize it. When they went to Cardy, an elf village run by a circle of elders, Ehlihr decided to stay and see if he could find out more about where he came from. Long story short, since it would take forever to explain all the things that happened, Ehlihr met up with the group again, he and Jory got closer, the party had to go to the Feywild to find the person his soul became accidentally bonded with when he was brought back to life after being poisoned so that he wouldn’t become possessed by an evil entity, (like I said, long story) and when he was about to leave the party to stay in the Feywild (his original home) he realized that he would deeply miss Jory and that he loved her, and then they kissed and Jory pulled him back through the portal to return to the Material Plane.
So yeah, Ehlory is my OTP
This is wonderful and I want to draw them so badly,,
@- caramelle latte - hey that would be amazing my friend, i would love that :D
I relate to Avalora so much and I don’t know her
My character that I am now, a dragonborn warlock, is the vine where the guy is standing out in the wind and rain with an American flag
he sounds awesome
Don't play dnd but can still kinda get it
That line for skelator...
I legit thought it was papyrus from undertale for a second there lololol!
This is a lot like my party
Just a heads up on the very first vine about snacks, that's a Greek song called Opa Opa by Antique
This is wholesome
Our party does realize that our actions have consequences. that doesn't stop our aasimer from trying to fly away a dude about to explode in a misguided attempt to save us. He survived, but he's missing an arm.
I can relate to so many of these with my group.
I recognize that this is for your party but some of these are so universal. As the "dm friend" I am fucking losing it
As an outsider, I really want to know about Nick the Dragon
WillOhNoItsMe he’s a big green good-aligned dragon who’s a stay-at-home dad to five hatchlings. He doesn’t have any friends except the party because other dragons hate his goodness and also he has had a shady past that he doesn’t speak about
WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THESE?!?!?
I would lay down my life for Redux
Violin breaking sounds like it's from GTA San Andreas
4:17 when the ranger fucks with the monk
heyo if you like this video y'all might enjoy this one as well i made for my other party:
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I have a Human Cleric and his personality is literally "Idgaf about those idiots in my party. *Someone threatens one of his Partymates* Touch them and you DIE."
Your party sounds hilarious
I have never met Nick but I already want to be friends with him
Never actually played dnd but I'm really interested
Grantall 44 you should definitely try it out- I recommend D&D to everyone. Any questions?
Actually just started reading rules and making a character, but no luck finding a group
Grantall 44 good luck! There are lots of websites you can go to to find groups like Roll20 and Fantasygrounds
Ngl that’s how Nat 20 nature checks work xD
4:29
Couldn't relate more
I want to meet these people
Redux is a complete Madlad
Not 2 be dramatic but I would die for Redux, Nick the Dragon, and the owl
(My roommate and I came across this accidentally and we love how much you could tell about all the characters!)
My favorite character is roblox
I don't get it but... I like it
As a fighter I can relate to all the fighter vines
My character: Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Barbarian (because of course). Has run into this dude multiple times in town and a sketchy Mayor wants him dead. I say "It will cost you 80" and he says "80 gold well spent". I don't correct him but later tell the DM that I meant 80 copper, I really wanted a reason to kill that guy. DM later tries making it hard to kill him by trying to appeal to my tender heart, having the guy beg me on his knees. I then cut off his right arm and commence beating him to death with it. He now has my character listed as Chaotic Evil, and to get back to neutral I have to do some "save a bunch of orphans from a burning building" type thing. Oh well, worth it.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has a dysfunctional DnD party, so here are the bois:
Me, the DM: makes shit up as he goes
Party Leader: its uncommon for him to be on, even during games
Party member 1: horny for females in the story
Party memeber 2: thinks he's DM/Party Leader
Party member 3: thinks it's it's anime, so he has flashbacks during fights
I just started playig for the first time. I'm a rogue wood elf. My thought "I can rob people! I can deceive people!" *doesn't roll above a five the entire game*
We don't talk bout when I tried to loot the dead orc and found suspicious goo in his pockets.
I dont play dnd, but this was funny
Redux is a mood
Summoner:(takes 4 EP from their eidolon’s evolution pool)
(Later)
Cop: FREEZE! You’re under arrest!
Summoner: wh- why?!
Cop: for breaking the laws of physics
Summoner:(remembers they used the points for flight [2 EP] and upgraded to magical [+2 EP]) 😎
Funny that I never played D&D
4:02 that.. guy most be a warlock he summoned a dead basketball players spirit there
I enjoyed the duck bomb
Im so glad i'm a high elf lol
I'm playing a human wizard (she's Meru from my other D&D vine comp) but I'm excited to use my newly-created high elf in another game-- elves rule!
@@Stibby i took a selfie in my cosplay of my character. I tried to look cute but i look like a meme
Stibby yeah, especially when you have a wild magic sorcerer elf with a total hp of like 3 (she’s lvl 1) that I sometimes just cast random spells on barrels to get the wild magic effect because she is now lvl 3 and I haven’t gotten one bad roll yet.
I need to know more about NICK THE DRAGON FHHDDJJD
That 6th one is probably what our group of 4 should've done yesterday instead of engaging a raiding party of 25 Orcs...SOMEHOW didn't end up as a TPK
lol this is still so weird because my actual name is Kina
3:05got me weak
0:56 but wizard and sorcerer are two different classes
I wish someone would do this for my group. XD But this video is awesome and your group seems really cool!
dodgeworld l thanks so much!
@@Stibby No problem! Good luck in your games by the way!
Love that none group players can understand this.
My only question is Nick the dragon that gaylicous
I ship Ehlihr and Jory so frickin hard.
This is my party! I love all of them too! I am a Sorcer. If anyone wants to hear stories then feel free to ask me!
Theregoesthemilk what’s your character like? I’m actually curious owO
@@Stibby A very dank, smart, and hecking strong boi. I have a lot of spells such a wall of earth and fireball. I have a group of my other friends but, the rouge is the one that normally joins me. My character and I have the same personallity so, while were fighting Werehouses and, everyone is in a panic I will do something like yell "I'M A PINEAPPLE!" I am the strongest member and the DM is sometimes suprised by my logical thinking. One particular time I wanted to cast a fireball and, may have accidentally killed NPC ophan babies. My guild has been together for about 1 year though, we've played before as different characters in diferent AU's. We don't want things to get boring with the same people and personallities. Everytime we start a new game there is always many stories to tell. After the 2 years when the time has come to create new characters and keep the old character sheets for nostalgia later. In one year my dank, smart sorcer's character sheet will live in my closet with the others to be pulled out once again. I have had many before my current one. There will be many more to come. She will be forever known by anyone seeing this as HARU THE WISE!
Theregoesthemilk I love them already. Also did you say “werehouses?” As in, a person that turns into a house during a full moon??
Oplana is a mystic, isn't she/he
3:04 i love this
Omg This is my party Istg we’re so chaotic
0:36
Storytime.
We're fighting kurtlemac (his name had devolved from kurtlemac to "turtle flavored mac 'n cheese", and just "kraft" at this point) and he's realized that i have the axe that can seal him away or whatever.
Naturally, he is not happy about this.
He stabs me with his pike. (I have realized at this point that he's capable of dealing over 15 damage, and we are all level 3. Luckily i only took 3 dmg)
I hadn't had an opportunity to melee attack him yet, so i took my opportunity, and came up with a plan to protect myself.
I tell the dm: "I'm going to climb the pike. And then stab him in the face."
Dm: "you're going to *what*"
Me: "climb the pike"
Dm: *looks on in confusion, but seems to be starting to figure it out *
Dm: "So... Deadpool style?"
Me: "deadpool style B)"
Group and dm: "holy shit"
Me: *rolls a 19, and only loses 4 health*
Me, proud: "and now, if he doesn't want to deal with me, he'll have to drop his weapon. It's also physically impossible for him to stab me again without breaking his pike"
Group: "... That's... Startlingly rational, actually."
Dm: "roll for intimidation, because HOLY SHIT"
So i basically realized the monster was too strong, and fought it anyway XD
EDIT:
SO THE FIGHT ENDED.
here's how it happened:
Goblin paladin, lvl 1, going through his stuff to see if he's got anything useful: "wait. How tall is kraft?"
Dm: "about six feet"
*goblin paladin and strong af rogue make eye contact across the table*
"Fastball special?"
"Fastball special."
Dm: "I don't get it, what is your- oh. WOW. Uh... That's pretty creative, actually. Both of you roll. Rogue for strength, paladin for... I'm not actually sure, but lets go with dex."
Rogue rolls 18.
Paladin rolls 20.
He had an item that's basically a backpack of holding. The middle compartment held 8 square feet of material.
Previously, we had learned that nothing can survive in the void within.
They put him in the fucking bag.
I have a feeling this is going to end up as a running gag.
Nerd Alert is your character an action hero because wow that’s the most epic thing I’ve ever heard
@@Stibby she's made almost entirely of spite(okay, maybe not spite, but if you swing first, you're in for a bad time) and bad ideas 😂
And when you literally can't discern the line between bravery and stupidity, it kinda ends up that way. Such as when i mixed and chugged two unknown potions and temporarily set my strength to 26
*I WOULD DIE FOR JORY*
*Nick the Dragon*
You know, there are a lot of comments about how people would love to see this. Maybe you should start parody playing for your channel. It's easy money of you already do this for a hobby.
But I don't know, because us nerds are kind of shy in front of cameras. I don't know how your party is, but mine would probably hate the idea.
Damn I wish I could play D&D like this. Alas, none of my friends have the time or whatever to DM and all that. Tried getting my best friend to, and she did for a while, but now we never play. A damn shame.
I have no idea who you are but that Oplana sure feels like one hell of a player
The first one has a greek song in it.
I still wanna be friends with nick the dragon
The high elves bit was great. Can I maybe steal it for the copious number of moon elves that have become apparent in our game?