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remember that you smell nice, 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thanks click, so do you 🤗
you too click :)
Thanks man
:)
Does the smell of a sweaty furry smell nice? I didn't think so, I need a shower ASAP ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
I'll be honest, I'm on board with the kid deleting Google Classroom as a form of protest. "If devices aren't allowed in the classroom, then the classroom isn't allowed in devices," is a *great* slogan, honestly. I hope he started a local revolution.
I agree with this fully. Students need school to stop infringing on home time.
I agree, but I also think that this review is from the time when everyone had to do school online. It's kind of hard to do that without devices
So from what I've seen, some schools have been loaning students laptops for the school year, and after Ipads became a thing I remember hearing that schools were wanting to provide tablets to students. I think that is good, as you basically need to have some kind of tech and know how to use it to even function in today's world unless you're going to live completely off the grid. I don't understand the "no devices" rule. It kind of made sense back when a phone was just a phone. Even then you could use the program feature on a TI 83+ to type notes to smuggle in to tests that allowed calculators. I don't know what's going on in schools nowadays, but I'm not surprised that they are behind the times. I thought the Soviet Union was still a thing until the late '90s because our textbooks were that old and that's all we really had to go off of.
Local revolution to force the kids to go back to pencil and paper. 🤣 That's nobody's hero.
@@chatboulon743 Yeah, just like how the goal of the American revolution was just to pick a fight with Britain. Maybe you'd make more sense if you didn't have your tongue wrapped around that boot. (I'm being facetious.)
“Visiting the gorillas saddens me. They have better living conditions than I do”
I am dead 💀
Well then the gorillas definitely have better living conditions than you do...
As a German, hearing Click scream "HILFREICH" while drinking tea just about unalived me, lmao. Never change, Mark.
What does it mean? I don't speak german and I'm curious :0
@@lucywoomy Helpful.
@@lucywoomy "helpful"
Thank you :D
I also loved when he said wunderbar. I know it's an integrated word buti still always laugh when I hear someone speaking English with random German words in it. It's so amusing
When buying a product, ALWAYS look at the 2-4 star reviews.
Those are often the reviews that tell you if there is a problem and are less likely to be blinded by bias or a bot
Just let Monica at the front desk practice her dark magic in peace 😤
PREACH
Now I'm imagining them having some kind of Bridge of Khazad Dum showdown. "You cannot pass! I am a wielder of the Dark Aura, servant of the Shift Manager! Your new-age woo-woo will not avail you!"
just ask them for the souls of the forgotton ones, works every time
Right!
@Pyro Degenarate hey just wanted to let you know I am not knowledgeable enough to get your joke and really wish I did. I guessed dark souls but was just pulling it out of my ass. I just want to brave enough to be one of the ones that admit it 😢
"Your employees are lazy. Your salads were discussing."
*What they be sayin?* 👁👄👁
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They be discussing how bad the customer's review will be, probably betting croutons on how many stars she would give the place
@@Oishii.Tamashii. this is actually so funny 💀
"Yo, Tomatatha, it was four croutons. Pay up."
"Damn it, Ceasar." _passes over croutons_
Let's be hontest, Click and OT are the cool uncles we all wished we had.
Best uncles ever
OT is the cool uncle and Click is uncle's wacky roommate
@@remember_this1336 “roommate”
@@rulerofzeuniverse omg they were "roommates"
Yea you know what ima adopt everyone who needs a good ungendered parent even tho I’m not legally old enough because some of you guys life’s are just sad
I find the "I have never been to that restaurant" hilarious. I get Google notifications to review places I didn't even know existed just because I was in a building 20 feet away. Unfortunately this issue comes from the fact that all consumer level GPS systems are legally not allowed to be as accurate as they can be due to bad actors using it to stalk people.
Yes that's what i thought! "Didnt actually go in just walked past" was probably an old person who thought they had to review something so they were helpfully telling the app they didnt go in without realising what it was actually doing 😂 probably clicked the notification by accident 😂
@@deadlymelody27same with the Amazon questions.
Also worth noting google reviews has *some* benefits like discounts and stuff so one might theoretically be reviewing places just to get their reviews level up for some kind of benefit.
@@TheMightyBattleSquid I more often see people review bombing good restaurants (my favorite teriyaki place was likely closed because of this...) than I do seeing people do that. Even if it was the case in the scenario in the video, it still would have been the most honest review aside from an actual customer experience.
I'm sorry but the mattress that looked like a giant ice-cream sandwich is the clear winner here 😂 1:52
A review of a review can be reviewed.
And a review of the review of the review can be rewiewed.
It's endless.
it's a loop-hole oh no
The reviewp-hole
I'll review this statement
Wasn't there an episode of "The Amazing World of Gumball" about that?
Sounds like a twitter argument but only in the replies, good god...
This reminds me of that time I was buying new erasers from amazon and someone asked "Is this eraser vegan?" AND SOMEONE RESPONDED "I don't think you should eat erasers"
Vegan is used to describe non-food items too. They were asking if there were animal products in it (there isn't but still)
@@macabrecitrus2127 I know but the actual answer someone gave to that made me chuckle. Of course I know some non-consumable products can be non-vegan, but the assumption they wantef to eat it is hilarious xP
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Ah gotcha ! Yeah that's pretty funny lol
@@lunadere222 you're not supposed to eat them? I guess that explains why I didn't get erased out of existence :((((((
HELPPP😭
My mom owns a small butcher shop, we had 20 or something reviews, all with 4 or 5 stats, then, one day, I got the notification someone reviewed us with one star, saying he's never been there, but the meat were probably rotten, the place smells and offer terrible service. I was shock and very sad, as I knew not of that was true, then I read it again... Wait... Did he said he's never been here? What?
Then I replied to him, saying we wouldn't be considering he's review and that he should probably stop by sometime and ckeck the store for himself and THEN, making a real review.
Now, years later, we have a very loyal costumer that looks like the guy from the review, I can't say for sure if that's really him, but I like to think that he is.
Guys, don't review places that you haven't been at, you won't be ruining just the name of the store, but also someone's day
Well on the bright side, that review may have brought you a new customer indirectly, maybe check if it's still there and unedited.
i think a lot of (generally older) people just don’t understand how much a single bad review out of many positive ones can actually affect a small business
he may have also just had the Yelp app and passed by and got a notification to review, Yelp thinking he’d gone in
put the 2 reasons together and we have an explanation that doesn’t involve a bitter mean man (: does suck of course still
@@eliotb.1219 But the way that review was phrased "meat is probably rotten..." very much signals bad intentions and ill will.
That's just insane!!
I can't decide which is more beautiful: the drunken ice cream sandwich mattress or the one star really five star but hates yellow 😂
Those were both hilarious! 😂
⭐️☆☆☆☆ 1 star.
I've been watching this guy for over a year, and he is too funny. If he makes me luagh one more time, I might pee myself from hysteria.
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I am 75% sure all the reviews stating 'I've never been here' comes from your phone tracking your location and asking you to review a store or business you walked passed or looked at the display windows or drove by. This happened to me a couple times in the past and I can easily see not so tech savy ppl not knowing that you can just ignore those messages and feel the need to leave a review even if they never set foot in said stores.
A similar thing happens on amazon in the question section, where questions get sent via mail to customers who have bought the item previously. Even if they don't know the answer, they feel the need to give one because it wasn't clear that you can just ignore the message if you cannot help with the question.
Just wanted to comment the same thing. Especially the amazon thing, the question was written like it would be a privat message. My mum always answered truthfully 😂and her boyfriend did the same with the google ones. They are just kind people. Now they know they can just ignore them.
was heading to the comment section to say the same. Epecially the amazon-thing is so common, that you can't search for one thing and not stumble upon atleast one answer like "Sorry, I am not the seller, I don't know" or similar stuff 😂😂
Which really makes you wonder who thought this function was a good idea.
I don't get why Amazon hasn't fixed that yet. Like, maybe a prompt before they can answer, "can you answer this question?" Or even just filtering out "I don't know." Like, I don't think it would be a hard thing to (mostly) prevent???
@@Llortnerof Some older GenXer who is really just boomer lite?
The amount of times I’ve looked for manga on Amazon and seen Karens complaining that the manga is printed right to left in the traditional Japanese format. Apparently it will “confuse their children”. They could literally read the last page of the manga and see why they do it and how it’s important to preserve the artists’ original work and intentions.
Most manga even have a "Stop, you're starting from the wrong side!" warning in the front. (With pics to explain the order of reading)
I read a lot of manga as a kid and now I really struggle to read other comics, I get the order of the word balloons wrong.
@@averagehumanperson yeah that’s what I meant by last page lol! Usually it even explains that it preserves the intention of the artist
I'm so confused by the 4Kids-style pearl-clutching. Oh no, media from outside the US, won't SOMEONE think of the children????
@@morgantrias3103 i’m the same - i’ve read so much manga that i’ll see random comics on the internet and try to read them right to left, then wonder why they make no sense 🫣
Can we all agree watching click barley able to finish saying “sloppy poo” was the best thing we saw all day
No... slurry slurry.. too😂..
I read this just before it came up in the video.
no! As a German, Click speaking angry German is the peak of comedy for me...
@@aRealAndHumanManThing lmfaooo
i had to make a clip out of it
My mum really likes to talk about how she did programming in the 80s and 90s, she's extremely tech-literate, she used to get these pamphlets and hand-copy code into the computers so they would work, etc.
She also once asked me to remind her which way the review scale went, and was one star bad or did it mean the thing was number 1.
I still don't know what she thought the other stars meant.
Also, this was relatively recent. 2020. She's done buckets of online shopping before.
If your mom was doing programming in the 80s then I'm assuming she's over the age of 60. I remember a few occasions when my mom was in her 60s where she made a comment or asked a question or did something that just struck me as odd, kind of like the example you gave, where it was hard to see what made her ask that question from a logical standpoint. It was really infrequent, like a year or maybe two between occasions where she did something that just struck me as odd and it was always something that I'd have a hard time explaining to someone else the reason why it seemed so odd to me. Your comment kind of reminded me of that feeling. I just want to gently encourage you to keep an eye out for moments that make you go, hmmm? in the future. If you feel like they start happening more frequently, make a note of the date when it happens to see if there's a pattern. If you ever find a good moment to bring it up with her, then take the opportunity to have a conversation about cognitive issues and find out what she would really want her loved ones to do if she started having problems. What I learned with my mom is that cognitive decline is nothing like in the movies or on tv, it can take a decade or more to become an issue that affects daily life, but before it becomes obvious that something's wrong there's years of very small, subtle changes. It might look more like they just had a bad week or month because they were sick or something else happened and they weren't paying as close of attention to their finances or their purchases or appointments, whatever the issue is, and that caused things to go off track. It's something that's not like them to do and it's never happened before, so they and everyone around them looks for a reason that makes sense to blame it on. It's not until a few years later that you look back and realize, that was actually one of the first big signs that something was going on.
I'm sorry this is so long and I'm not trying to scare you or jump to conclusions. I've just realized that people aren't aware of the signs that we should be looking for that indicate our loved ones are starting to have trouble. When my mom's decline became obvious, I knew nothing about cognition problems or how to deal with them or what doctors could do, so I felt like I had been suddenly thrown in the deep end and was in way over my head. I don't want anyone else to feel like that, because it was awful. I wish I'd been more informed when I could've still had a meaningful discussion about it with her.
So fun fact, I have a birthmark on my neck that I've had people harrass me over looking like a hicky my entire life, one time I had someone make a complaint about me at my job during a busy day... for being busy, and they identified me as "the girl with the slag tags" 🙃
We once noticed an anime website deleting negative reviews automatically. So we left a 5 star review like this:
Great DVD set! Don't worry about those pesky DVD menus, this knock off doesn't have them! And don't worry about cancer, there's no way this 480p trash is emitting enough gamma rays! And subtitles? You betcha! In Chinese and Russian! None of that pesky English in sight! ❤
Smart 😂😂
Reminds me of scam sights that steal artists’ art off of twitter and people just posted “art” that said “this site is a scam and steals art”
@@whyiwakeup6460 like the t-shirt scam sites
It took me awhile to realize that the people rating 1 star and saying they've never been there were probably asked by Google to rate it because they walked by and Google thought they visited. Same for Amazon questions - Amazon emails people asking if they know the answers to random things they bought years ago, which gets extra confusing when product pages get hijacked. I feel like the overprompting of review demands has led us to this place.
Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Google can be especially annoying with those pop-ups for "local guides".
Yeah definitely! It’s less “ah I’m a dumb human and will review things at random bc I’m dumb” and more ”gosh if I leave you this stupid review will you for the love of god stop nagging me with notifications twice every day??!!! Pleaseee I beg!!”
@@alexnikander6353 So much this!
Still, they shouldn't leave one star reviews :(
this exactly, my friend kept getting asked to rate lakes we walked by and we had a good laugh about it but I imagine if my grandma got this notification, she would assume she has to rate it and would rate 1 star because she does not know how this works
This one was hilarious. 🤣 I have my own bad review story. I'm a published author and someone left a 2-star review on one of my books. What I write doesn't appeal to everyone, so fair enough. However, in this case it wasn't a verified purchase and based on the review the person did not read the book at all (not even the "look inside" which would have informed them of a few facts). The entire review was written specifically to misgender me (I'm a trans man), call me out for being trans, and berate me for writing a "male character from a female perspective." (Funny thing is, the main character himself is also trans, so... 🤣). I don't make it a secret that I'm trans, but the entire review was just a personal attack. It took a few months, but thankfully Amazon eventually took the review down.
It makes me so sad people have so much time on their hands and absolutely nothing of value in their lives to spend it on, that they think writing negative amazon reviews on products because you don't support the lifestyle of the person who sells it is a good use of their valuable time on this planet, people need to grow up.
Oof, what a sucky person with such a sad life that they have nothing better to do than try to police your gender in a frickin book review.....😮
'Male character from a female perspective' guess it's time to one star all of the classical male writers from the past few centuries who wrote about female characters then 🙄
this is too funny. glad it got taken down. I feel all comments that say they didn't actually experience anything, shouldn't be allowed to review.
I am half guilty of this when it comes to amazon. I may have bought the product at walmart or somewhere else.. and want to review the product but am not sure how. amazon .. I grew up with that. so I find the product I got from walmart. and review it there on amazon. I also state that I got it from walmart or other said store.. that way people know I got the correct, in picture product and my review is genuine but still personal... good or bad though.
As a global society we really have to find something to occupy the time of nasty people who can't just mind their own business.
I mean, I can feel a bit "extra" just writing YT comments, so how full of themselves do people need to be to bother seeking out & reviewing things inaccurately?
I looked at the reviews of the cruise ship. A woman complained about a fishy smell near the ice cream machine. Mam the machine is by the seafood restaurant and we are in THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN! Of course it will smell fishy
I think "local guide" is awarded to people who leave lots of reviews. The idea is that people who travel around a lot would leave more helpful reviews. In practice, it means you get a free trophy for spamming "I've never been here." on hundreds of locations.
You're correct, though I don't think it necessarily takes that many reviews. I'm considered a local guide and I remember being surprised that I got it so fast. Although, my reviews tend to actually be helpful so maybe I got it sooner because of that.
As an Australian, I can confirm it is absolutely disappointing that we live in our own country.
That‘s because you are all mate-ing too much, mate. XD
@Samuel Braun if you speak fluent Australian, you know that anyone you call "mate" isn't really your mate.
@@samuelbraun849 k mate
That’s how I felt when I visited Wales. Loved the castles, too many Welsh people 😭
@@Jellybeansatduskbecause… you’re in wales.
The restaurant I used to work at got our first 1 star review, and my boss (the owner) took all our reviews EXTREMELY personally, the 1 star review said something like "don't go here, they don't serve any REAL Italian food, all weird European crap"... it was a polish restuarant
That's like telling people to not go to a Japanese restaurant because they don't have any curry
I would argue that Italy has some of the `weirder` European food. Not that it is bad, but it is not in the meat, potato, bread, and butter trend
@@SuperHGBI dunno, curry is super popular in Japan, and Japanese curry is in the asian food aisle at most grocery stores ive been to, I wouldn't be surprised if a Japanese restaurant had curry
Italy is in Europe..?
This is not a question I was just confused by what the ratings person was expecting
It's nice to see Click back to his usual happy self after the whole sadmilk debacle
He's probably still suffering inside. He just hides it for our sake and entertain us to take his mind off it.
I really hope that gets straightened out.
Either this is a pre-recorded video or Click is stupid tough, but either way, glad he seems fine.
I am also happy to see him smile and laugh. 💛 It can't have been an easy time for him recently.
I go back to her channel every few days to see her subs diving. It warms my heart.
“My frozen coke looked like sloppy poo” had me laughing way too hard
Plot twist: It's sloppy poo, it just looks like frozen coke.
So proud of you for pushing through the iilumiaghtii drama, it’s really hard to get through such serious drama but you did it. I’m really proud of you cliccy thiccy.
This
Some of my favourites I've seen:
-Review of Ben Nevis (the highest mountain in the UK) complaining that there was NO ice cream van, NO café at the top of the mountain and their girlfriend was CRYING because she wore heels.
-"The gulf of Mexico was too salty. No one told me that there was going to be salt in the sea."
-"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant in Rome was Italian. I was told that in Italy, it would be an authentic food experience."
how did she even get up the mountain
@@isaiahf-d846 I don't know 😂😭I'm assuming they didn't get very far.
i could barely survive wearing heels at a school dance, let alone up a mountain
As someone who has climbed Ben nevis 2x, going up in heels is 1) stupid and 2) impressive If she made it anywhere past the base bc that shit isn't easy, even with trainers!
@icravethesweetreleaseofdeath Yeah, it definitely is that. I climbed it when I was about nine.
I used to work at Target’s electronics desk, and we pretty much had people come in daily complaining they’re phones weren’t turning on. I kid you not, most of them didn’t know you had to hold the power button to turn it on, the other half didn’t know it needed to be charged 🤦🏻♂️
How old are these people? And was that clearly explained before buying? Just wondering. People over 40 didn't grow up with smart phones or cell phones. So a lot of seniors might not understand that. I'm pretty clueless at tech but at least I know that. If something weird happens with my phone or computer I ask my husband. :) I know seniors are frustrating but the key is to ask lots of questions even the same one asked differently. And try to help.
@@felvkitties8 I don't agree with this. Phones that need to be charged have been around even before the modern cell phone. Look at wireless phones for the home that had little charger bases or car phones that had docks. These things have existed since before I was alive, and I'm almost 40. At this point, if someone doesn't know an electronic item needs to be charged to keep using it, they've been living under a rock. They also did not read the manual/instructions. That is not on the person selling the item. They shouldn't have to ask the same question in multiple ways to make sure that someone knows how to turn on or how to charge an item. There are instructions available everywhere; at the very least there are quick start guides that come with items that say "Fully charge before use" and how to turn the item on.
I'm not saying that the store's help desk should be rude to the people who come up with dumb questions. They still need to be professional. But the people coming up with those dumb questions are still dumb for not even reading the instructions before coming to complain. You mention you ask someone before going into a store to complain. These people clearly didn't do that.
Poor Monica at the front desk, who knew her “dark aura” would cost otherwise perfectly fine place one star review.. you gotta keep your aura in check, obviously!
Hopefully (as that one has been around a while) she now has an Emotional Support Demon supporting her aura. Or the reviewer has stayed far away and kept other Karens with her
@katywithatea welcome
To the joke
@katywithatea I happen to know Monica, she is very nice and loves sharing this review. She thinks it's hilarious.
@@jenniferbailey1580 I knew there was a solution for this 😂
One time I was looking for incense sticks on Amazon bc I can’t really go out and get them myself. I was looking at the reviews and one of them was one star because the lady thought they were supposed to be pocky sticks (like the chocolate ones and stuff) and complained that they tasted terrible.. For context to anyone that doesn’t know what incense sticks are, you burn them and they smell really nice 💀. They are NOT for eating 😭
I know this probably will not be seen but I wanted to say thank you so much for bringing joy to my brother. He always was extremely happy to see your videos and he watched every single one of them come out. Your videos funny enough helped him find The Satanic Temple and helped him figure out he was a furry. I am not able to actually see him right now due to complications that I can't fully go into. My mom took him away even though he is an 18 year old. She insists she has full guardianship over him but she nly took him away to spite me because I went to the police about my dad assaulting me.. Well ugh I'm just . . I'm struggling so hard to keep it together so I can get him back. And it feels like everything is just falling apart but watching your videos reminds me of him and just makes me feel a little bit of happiness in a hard spot. His name is Kirin and he is my whole world. No one tops him. I miss him.
Hopefully, your brother will be able to see this. I know it's a tough spot to be in.
@@Raya-ir4tm Oh I completely agree with you there lol.
How freakin amazing would it be if he sees your comment & replies! I hope he sees it.
It can be amazing how things work out & how quickly it Can happen. Surreal to look back at where life has taken you. Patience can be extremely difficult. Positive vibes!
@@echognomecal6742 I really hope so honestly. It would mean the world to me.
@@dollgraveyard Fingers crossed!
He's grown...so the chances of a sooner-than-later reunion with him is much greater than if he were a little kid totally under her control. Idk your history or family dynamic & whatnot, but based on age & that you sound like you guys are fairly tight, I'd definitely say: Deep breath, do what you can do w/out making yourself nuts, & ride it out. It won't be forever :)
“omg my son got the vaccine and he died 1 week later 😖😖”
“STACY YOUR SON WAS HIT BY A *TRUCK!”*
this healed me thank you Click 💀
but not Stacy's son, rip
@@mjamin9124 rip Stacy's son 😔
@@mjamin9124 lmfao
Sweet home Alabama
@@sarahhall7474yeah i just realized that mistake 💀
as someone born and living in Australia, IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE THAT I'M SURROUNDED BY AUSTRALIANS
Be glad you're not US American. I'm just thankful I'm not in a yee-haw state.
This but sincerely. I can't have a sexy accent if everyone around me is so accustomed to it.
@@echognomecal6742 you both should be grateful to not be Russian, lol
Australians 🤝 Americans
Hating living in the country you're in
@@DemonicNightmare Ah, international solidarity! Hi from New York
In Andrea's defense, somebody probably did ask her specifically. Amazon will sometimes send you an email if someone asks a question on a product you bought.
That's why you can find a whole bunch of questions with answers saying, "Sorry, no idea. I bought this as a gift."
It sends out the question to those who have purchased, but it’s not something they expect you to answer if you don’t know
Yeah but you can just...Not answer. You aren't in anyway required to and there isn't anything that makes it sounds like you have to
@@Nahuwaki My point was that she was, probably, asked, not that she wasn't a dumbass.
@@Insertia_Nameia My point was that she probably wasn't just going to random questions on products and being a dumbass. It's that she was being sent emails asking her question, and being a dumbass.
Yeah, I assume that those people probably someone who doesn’t understand the internet or how sites like Amazon really work. If they think someone is asking them specifically, they would consider it rude not to answer!
Same thing with those google reviews of locations. I’ve had google prompt me to review places before when I haven’t been. For instance, GPS data looks like I go to a cafe all the time but I’m actually just going to the bus stop in front. Most of us understand that we can just dismiss the notification. But if don’t understand and think of it more like if a stranger asked you about that cafe, you would reply.
11:08 The other thing that can happen here is: Amazon reviews are tied to a particular product regardless of who is selling it (which is why reviews about shipping/packaging are useless). So, you can have scammers selling fake or cheap knock-off versions of a product but listed as the same as the real thing, and the reviews will get mixed together.
I once saw a video about those unhelpful Answers, apparently Amazon sends E Mails to people who often rate products and asks the people specifically. That makes the people think, that the question is directed specifically at them and explains the answers.
The fact that he/she/they not only mistook a D for a lowercase A (on an all caps balloon sign) but ALSO mispelt it (they spelt Hdppy Birhtay a) is hilariously moronic and something I could totally see myself doing
I kind of want the shop owner to reply to the review with "we'll give you the D later" 😂😮
Just use 'they'. It's so easy, it's literally the gender neutral pronoun
@@BooksandBuns thanks for the correction, when I had made this comment I had been joking with my friends about the scared to misgender a dinosaur meme and I think my brain auto piloted lol
i was waiting for someone to point that out!
I have bought poster frames and collectibles display boxes and a clear plexiglass keyboard protector (gotta keep the cats off), and every single item had seemingly genuine 1 star reviews complaining that the plexi or acrylic is cloudy. Every single item had protective film to remove. It is genuinely insane how many people don't understand this, even when "please remove this protective film before use" is written on the film itself. Truly wild!
People will do literally everything except read. It's wild.
Pro tip: do NOT make carrot cake, if you don't have carrots. Especially do not replace carrots with kale. (You can replace carrots with beetroots)👍🏻✌🏻
And with parsnips!
@@HedgeWitch-st3yyor Apples
Or courgettes!
If you have beetroot, it would be better used in a traditional red velvet than a substitute in carrot cake.
@@RiveroftheWither Sure, but it's not a bad substitute for a "carrot cake" recipe either.. it's sweet and moist like a carrot..
Click struggling to get through the “sloppy poo” one made my week
"I was assulted by the dark energy radiating from Monica..."
Yeah, I get that vibe as well whenever I play Doki Doki Literature Club
An explanation for the “local guide” thing: Google Maps sometimes ask whether you’d like to review local places and offers different bonuses, including money. If you sign up for that, it gives you a “Local Guide” badge and offer different places for you to review. This is likely also where the “I haven’t been there, but” reviews come from, as maps suggests some place to review and the person misunderstands
I suspected it must be something like this, ty. Still, tho...!
If they get rewards for making ANY review then of course they will make the review even if they didn't go there... I think it was based on the GPS tracking, walking past a place is enough for the algorithm to be like "hey you went to this place so review it!" and,,,,,, if you don't care about how the review can affect the place then why wouldn't you just take advantage of Google asking you to review it when they reward you for it without question? Shitty system
“Now my floor is clean, and smells better than Rhea” hit me like a truck
I didn't know TVs were measured diagonally, thank you for teaching me this so if I see a Karen yelling about this I can tell them they're wrong and have proof 🤣🤣🤣
Not only TVs. All screens are measured diagonally, including phones and tablets.
13:50 You can try to make things idiot proof, but they'll just invent better idiots.
7:50
“Ahhh my first one star review. I’ve been waiting for 8 months for this. 🙂”
XD
I was once reading reviews about a museum. The reviewer arrived at closing, so they just went to the gift shop. They gave the museum a one-star review because they didn’t like the gift shop.
You have to admit that gift shops are very important 😂
Click giggling at the sloppy poo like the mature adult he is makes me happy 😂
I think the funniest bad reviews are of the covid face shield, from which people couldn't see through, bc of the protective sheet.. 😂
Omg, Ive seen those “complaints” so much! Im an artist, so I buy all sorts of plexiglass items, nearly all have at least one of those guys.. in some cases they even moan about why there is some text there (=remove the film instruction). Like really, you didnt bother to read it? That wouldve helped so much, but no :)
@@janemiettinen5176😄 Yeah.. and some people kept ordering more and kept complaining, that "the second one I ordered was faulty too, won't order a 3rd!! 😠"... 😄😄
It reminds me of something Click said in a video once. Something like, people really do be running their brains in battery-saving mode. 🙃
@@einienj3281 And the fact that the 2nd or 3rd one came the same way, but your big brain didnt alert.. priceless!
We have the same thing in english as the "shit behind the controls", its a "PEBCAK Error", standing for "problem exists between chair and keyboard ".
The "sh*t behind the controls" got me. My dad works IT and he told me when i was a kid that he has to assume most people are "DAUs" which he calls the "Dumbest Assumable Users" or "Dümmste Anzunehmende User" in German. Stuck with me and it's what I always assume when someone is like "I can't do this, help me, you should know"
As probably many people can confirm, we DO NOT. We give it a try by using stuff that should by now be common knowledge to all people operating any kind of every day technology.
even though the smiles are probably fake for us, seeing you smile makes me smile, you are good people and must be protected
That is the absolute truth tho...☺️
Totally agree! 😊😊😊
i'm seeing people all crowd to click's side all over yt, even people who didn't know him. i hope he knows a lot of people stand with him and he takes the break he needs, if he needs one. i just feel so bad over the situation and how it's been affecting him :(
@@Laced_With_Acid wait, what happened? I don’t usually watch personal or rant videos from any TH-camrs so I haven’t heard about this.
@@Laced_With_Acid alright, thanks!
The auto repair shop one reminded me of when I worked retail at Toys R Us. I worked in the electronics section and got a customer call complaining about a non-functional cell phone that she had just bought. I asked if she was sure she was calling the right store because we didn't sell those. She got angry and insisted that she had just bought a cell phone from us earlier that day. I tried to suggest that maybe she went to CAR TOYS (in the same mall as us) which DID sell cell phones at that time. This just enraged her so I told her to bring the phone back along with her receipt. I never saw her so I assume she looked at the receipt and saw that it wasn't a Toys R Us receipt, lol.
ya know what would be even funnier if she did buy a cellphone but it was one of those toy ones for little kids
At my old workplace, people could rate the company and us (separately) and our team manager went over our reviews with us to see what we could improve. One point was the worst and ten points were the best.
I once got a one point review (for myself, not for the company) like "The support was great and my issue got solved quickly, but the five other people before this one couldn't help me!" Well, I'm sorry that I'm not the only person working there and some of my coworkers either being new or not the brightest or just the wrong department, but how is that my fault?
Another customer left one point because "Yes, everything was good!" Ummm... I am sorry for everything being good...?
People not understanding a point system makes me nuts. When my brother & I were forced to look into nursing homes, I had to warn him to NOT go by the stars; the reviews themselves had to be read. People don't seem to consider that they're playing with people's livelihood & important decisions.
I think this should be one of the places we apply AI, too. So, someone leaves a 1 star review, the AI quickly analyzes what they wrote and stops them with a prompt such as: "Hey there! We noticed you selected 1 star, but used positive terms in your review! Low ratings hurt and if you appreciate this service and want it to remain available, a higher rating helps a lot. Would you like to check and make sure you picked the right number of stars before proceeding?" I think most people are just lazy af and type out a review and then just click the stars and click enter as fast as they can without looking. Stopping and prompting them to correct it could snap some people out of their little robo-clicking mode and actually think about what they're doing. It's not feasible to hire humans to scan incoming reviews quickly, but an AI could manage it to an extent. It sees one star but reads "great food" and knows to halt the person and confirm, did they really mean to do this?
Also there needs to be a way for owners to flag reviews and ratings that are nonsensical or unwarranted and skew the rating. Obviously removing anything you want isn't okay, but they should be able to flag a review, then the site itself reviews that flagging, sees that someone gave a 1 star rating but "never ate there", decides yes, that is inappropriate and doesn't belong with the real reviews, and allows the deletion of said review.
A review that stuck in my memory was one i read when we were going to walk up Jeju mountain. The reviewer was very displeased with the lack of handrails and weelchair accessibility and said that he "hoped that the mountain would go bankrupt". A part of nature should go bankrupt.
This whole video reminds me of when I was on google play store looking at the reviews on apps, and I saw a review for dog breed identification app that caused me to laugh for twenty minutes. The review was a one star review that read "I took a picture of a Cockatoo and the app identified it as a pug."
The best part of the Illuminatii drama was me finding this channel. This was absolutely hilarious!!! I can’t remember the last time I laughed this much at watching a TH-cam video 😂😂💜💜
sometimes things work out for the best
Seeing Click losing his shit in laughter always brings a smile to my face :) Hope you're well
Yesyesyes..JAA..❤
The Click struggling to finish the "Sloppy poo"review is my favourite part!
Makes me happy to see him laugh like that after all that he went through
Sigh. The Loch Ness Monster review reminds me of the tourists at Yellowstone Park in the US complaining that there weren't bears around for them to photograph.
My friend who works in tech support once had a call come in complaining their device wasn’t working… the person had dropped it in the toilet
Google has been dabbling with increasing engagement by changing up the language in their apps, so some people are honestly not understanding that their reviews are being posted. Google maps can be like "Hey, we saw you were at this location, tell us something about this place", which is how you get reviews like "I wasn't here, I just passed" and such...
That's a heck of a glitch in the system! :/
Yes, that's especially for people who don't know how to use the internet.
It apparently reward bonuses or even money to people who make reviews so if writing "I just walked past the place" is enough to get the bonus why wouldn't they do it? Shitty system with potentially very shitty consequences to the wrong people
Same thing with Amazon, they'll occasionally send you mails with those questions by other customers that make it sound like you're replying directly to the other person, not that your answer is gonna end up on the website. Although Amazon has realised that and changed the wording to make it more obvious. And I think they've also added a "I don't know" button which basically does nothing, but it keeps people from posting that as an answer.
One part of my job is to check customer reviews for books before they are actually visible on the website (only for vulgarities or links or if it's unrelated to the product it reviews) and every single day I have to delete a bunch of reviews that have whatever amount of stars but then in the comment they say "I haven't read it yet, so I can't review". THEN DON'T FCKING REVIEW IT! 🤣
On the other hand, my favorite types of reviews are grandmas who don't know how to switch off capslock. Got about three or four of them that review all the time and whenever I see their names I'm always like: "Oh nice, here comes Marie to yell at me about how great this novel was." I enjoy reading those 😆
Marie is just very passionate about her novels. lmao
0:57 - As a Christian, I don't discriminate: EVERYONE deserves a clean toilet.
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As someone who isn't Christian, I don't discriminate: EVERYONE deserves a clean toilet.
🚽👍
@@t1ff4nyall3n - At least we both agree that EVERYONE deserves a clean toilet. :)
As someone who is a goose and the local pond serves as my toilet, EVERYONE deserves a clean toilet.
So stop tossing your trash into the duck pond, KAREN.
As the toilet, I don't discriminate: EVERYTOILET deserves a cleaning
As a dog I don't discriminate: EVERYTOILET deserves a cleaning 😋
What the Grimsby family didn't know was that on the day they visited Loch Ness, Nessie was actually on her designated lunch break. Even Mythical creatures deserve a break during the work day.
9:56 it’s funny because this is something I would do, as someone who has OCD. If I were still a little kid. And if I didn’t have far too much empathy. There is no excuse for this LMAO
After Click said
“This burger gave me AIDS” I laughed for 40 seconds straight, then had a coughing fit 😂
I got one of your emotional support demons and it has supported my emotions. Thank you.
real
Real talk, it legitimately helps me deal with schizophrenia. Lmao 😂😅
Mine is called Cinnamon, and they are a very good ES Demon 😊
I hope he brings it back, I missed out last time.
@@scarlettg.5772 Considering he brought back Mango recently, I bet he will!
The Click: What is that smell?
Me walking across a truck stop parking lot: Dude, you don’t want to know.
What
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:47 this review infuriated me as a former electronics employee. I'd have people arguing with me about it and it was sooooo annoying!! People would return TVs all the time bc they "werent actually the right size" and i almost screamed at some people.
I always watch the click when I'm sad because even just his intros are wholesome enough to make me immediately feel better
The best part of my day, was Click losing it trying to say sloppy poo😂
Loving the hysterical unhinged shrieking in outrage and confusion!!!!!
I have been so freakin upset with all the ... situation of that person speaking bad things about you that I cannot stress enough how happy I am to see you in your regular programm. Big hug
5 Stars on this video. ☆☆☆☆☆
TheClick said what we are thinking.
In all seriousness though, I was laughing and shaking my head the entire time. Well done!
37:23
I dont know why the dad raging about his broken laptop broke me the hardest, but it did 💀
i am so glad click is back to normal. that drama nonsense made me sad.
also on the topic: i don't ever buy anything without consulting my SO first because i have adhd and sometimes when i buy something online i neither remember buying it, nor do i sometimes understand why i would have bought that item because i simply do not need it. 😭
At least we get to enjoy Click's 5 star content.
I admit I also reviewed some places I've never been to because Google just doesn't take no for an answer. It sometimes happens that I walk past some establishment and then Google just constantly demands you review it and asks you questions about it. There is a "haven't been there" option but for me that just puts the "reminders" on snooze for like two days and then it starts all over until I finally give some bullshit review.
Yeah, it sounds like that's the cause of a lot of these. I hope you at least give them 5 stars.
Uhm ... I just swipe them away and that's literally it.
while working on avionic night vision goggles in the army, we would occasionally get sets that were labelled "broken" and we would occasionally send them back after routine maintenance with a comment that said something akin to "replace flight suit insert" which was a smart ass way of saying to replace the pilot
1:40 I can confirm. The como park gorillas like to interact with the visitors. Happy to wave and match hands on the glass. They seem very happy with their lives when no one lets their tiny terrors bang on the glass
I think my favourite reviews I’ve seen were at a hiking trail I went to. It had only two reviews:
1-star - bear
5-star - no bear
now which came first the bear or non bear
Average:
3-star - half a bear
I'd be more afraid to find half a bear... what took it out 😨
2:40, sometimes google suggests reviewing a place from your location history. If you were just next to it, it could still think you where there. So Clara, just like a lot of amazon question responses, just mistook the *suggestion* to rate/answer as a *command* to do so. Thus answering with a "I wasn't there/I don't know" instead of just ignoring it.
Further into the video: yes exactly those amazon reviews...
Yet another reason to turn off location tracking on your devices. 👍
I lost it with the stream of language at the end. Why knew unhinged Click screaming language could be so funny. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
There are two common ways I know to say "the user is at fault" in IT circles: it's called a PEBKAC error(Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair), or the I D ten T error(just replace the word ten with the number and look again)
When the world needed him most, he returned.
I hope this is newly recorded.. He and We need the Love❤
@@HumanBean-v2m Regardless, We're all giving him our views in support. ❤❤
@@5Geass ofc.. over and over.. He is a Nice man and mean well.. even tho the world not always understand it..❤️
In defense of the person at like 17:45 who *hasn't* found an ad for a product so insufferable that it made them want to boycot the product? Like, srsly, I cannot be the only one who has been put off by overly aggressive advertisements, can I?
I always send a review directly to the advertiser, when I can. I especially hate any unskipable ads that last longer than 5s. Really puts me off buying their product.
If you can not get across how good your product is in 5s on the web, then it ain't that good of a product.
I had that experience with the pillow cube. The ad was over a minute long. A pain while driving or otherwise occupied.
You are not *glares at Vinted*
I swear, if I see another rise of kingdoms ad..
I’m so glad to see The Click back and being a powerhouse of positivity.
The click:
10 stars. Very amusing voices, content that makes me feel smarter, compliments my personal scent, better lessons about random science things than school, jokes about dumb and nasty people that need to just stop
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the case did actually have "remove protective film" on it because someone just stole the design and included that (like an AI or something)
The school I go to has a really negative review from an ex-student.
Who was expelled for stalking multiple girls, threatening to r-crime them, and actually assaulting (physically, not "adult"-ly) a teacher. He also apparently had a restraining order placed on him by another student.
So :')
I Love when reviews get replies "outing" the reviewer's crazy behavior
@@echognomecal6742 You'll never know though whether the reviewer was actually crazy or slandered by the owner to make themselves look better.
@@willguggn2 Almost no review on its own is to be trusted.
@@echognomecal6742 Neither is a clever comeback.
@@willguggn2 Sorry, it's been a long time since I watched. I don't get the reference :/
The "remove protective film", lol - I worked at a tech retailer that sold phones and cases. One summer, a case released with a protective cover that also covered the microphone hole for the phone.
So many appointments for phone repair that ended up solved by removing the plastic cover.
27:33 I remember what one of my teachers once said, “Immigrants don’t steal your jobs, they take the ones you don’t want!”
And if an immigrant really took your job, it's probably because they're better at it than you, get better :p
@@krankarvolund7771or they are just cheaper. Youd be surprised how badly some immigrants get exploited (like 4 people in 1 bedroom type of stuff).
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The microphone was looking at me funny. My eyes are up here! 1 star 😡😡😡
The lack of parental supervision review was magical
I'm sometimes a total dummy in tech things but usually I realize it a little later, own up to it and thank the IT-person trying to help me out with it. I don't leave bad reviews when I'm the idiot.
I give you... ⭐⭐⭐⭐! (not 5 cuz you were too mean to yourself. ptht ;) )