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An online converter says it's acutally 139.7kg but granted that method gets fairly close.
It's actually subtract 9% then halve. 2.2lb per kilo so to convert Kg to lb you double then add 10% so 140k would be 280 plus 28 = 308. So the result is eleven tenths of twice the Kg. From 100 the opposite factor of 11 is 9 eg 11x9=99
Simon, I miss business blaze. It roles off the tongue, sounds better, and it was easier getting people to check your channel out.
Longtime subscriber here: Who sponsors this garbage? Ohhhhhh Jk. Hey so if they say you look like Micheal Stevens, and they say Micheal Stevens looks like Adam Getgood, then does that mean you look like Adam Getgood?
@Max in the last week. Personally I find Buisness Blaze sounds better, but Simon wanted to stop "falsely advertising" because the channel wasn't really about business.
What blows my mind is when Simon clearly doesn't pay attention to the words he's reading, so he makes some pretty funny observations. I.E. "She washed the dishes for two hours." "Why didn't she just pay for it!?" She left her purse at home, it was explained a paragraph back my guy. I genuinely love Blaze'ing so take this as a casual observation.
And he obviously hasn't seen the empty Toyota lots recently. I was able to get a beautiful new Jeep though.
Just gotta point out you're the casual observationist
Half the fun of Simon is him showwing how uninformed he actually is. Nearly every episode has at least one nugget that shows the bubble he lives in.lol.
The WHOLE reason this channel is so popular is BECAUSE Simon has the reading comprehension and memory of a rock. Its less polished, and doesnt cut out all the errors. Its just genuine and silly. Im sure he is aware of that when they edit the episode... before approving the upload. And he chose to leave it. Because its funny.
@@SomeOne-ex7hk Of a ROCK? Lmao, that's a bit harsh, he does absorb a LOT of information but it's simply too much for one man to keep doing.
Eventually you'll just read and not give a flying hoot about what you're reading because all sentences seem the same when you said a million sentences in a month.
But yea, you are still right about why this channel is so popular, just observing him punching literal and figurative holes into the script he's reading is a brilliant youtube format.
Sometime I hope to be visiting Prague and hear “am I right Peter” from a muffled semi basement studio.
Simon: "90 seconds is a really long advert"
also Simon: "I only have to do these ad reads for 1 minute, but my ADHD makes EVERY ad I do 2-3 minutes"
Last time I was this early, I was watching "Business Blaze".
OBB - original business blazer
I like how Simon ended this episode stating this was an episode of Business Blaze XD
dammit
To be fair he said it multiple times.
@@brainblaze6526 can I just say Business Blaze flows better than Brain Blaze? Mostly a tempo thing, since goes hard soft hard instead of hard hard
Old habits die hard.
@@aaronbasham6554 It's that whole "triambic pentameter" thing.
Hi. I was 16 when the last mash episode was shown. They had been promoting this for MONTHS ahead of time. Everyone was made to be entranced with"how will this end" syndrome. I loved mash and almost cried at the episode. One of the best episodes ever WRITTEN in the history of television.
I saw it. I was a bit younger than 16 and remember the hype. Parts of it stuck with me
So, I just wanted to point out that one of the adverts for this video, at least when I watched it, was Groupon. Simon is getting paid by a company to trash said company. Brilliant!
The princess bubblegum meme gets funnier the more I see it. Why? Why did I laugh harder at the fifth time? 😂 it would
Simon: "I probably don't know you..."
Me: Realizing that in spite of being an OGBB and watching Simon for years, I don't actually know him.
You could try stalking him and get to know him that way. I'm sure he'll love that. 😳
Yeah me and old Si, we go way back, I knew him when all he had was top tenz. Except he doesn't know me.
I knew him pre-beard
I make fun of Simon and/or his video all the time ( mostly just Simon) and if I knew Simon, I would probably (allegedly )feel bad about making fun of Simon ( at least a little )
@@jabberdouche Occasionally the algorithm sends me to an old pre-beard video. It usually takes my brain a minute of going "Why tf does this dude seem familiar" before I realize... Oh this is just young Simon. Totally blazes my brain for a sec.
When the scripts still say Business Blaze: ❤️❤️❤️
Squarespace owes Simon their first born child at this point. And, that child shall be raised to produce scripts for Simon. In his basement.... And they will use that space to become... highly skilled at writing scripts.
And their name shall be Theranos.
The firstborn will then be pitted against somebody referred to as the "humanoid typhoon" because their whirlwind of inhuman script writing work is legendary but he must be taken down for the $$60 billion (double dollar) bounty on his head.
Don’t forget Coach ETA training Theranos for the fight with the montage made by Sam.
Don’t forget Coach ETA training Theranos for the fight with the montage made by Sam.
That child will have to compete with Danny to get simon to use their script instead of his. Eventually the child will take Danny out, finally earning a name: Danny
Danny's ouroboros cycle
Danny, I just wanted you to know I actually laughed out loud to myself when Simon read your 'Groupon' bit. However crappy their ads were/are, that joke was gold all around😆👌
Especially when you realize that the "offer" was two bottles at "twice the price," so as to appease his lord Simon's unending thirst for capital, but Simon didn't seem to catch that.
During the intro, Simon reveals his unparalleled ability to follow the thread of a story.
In Asia, beauty is more of an empirical thing. In large part do to the lack of ethnic diversity. There’s a list of things that are considered “beautiful,” including: High nasal bridge; High cheek bones; V-shaped jaw; Double eyelids surgery; Being VERY thin for women, and either thin or buff for men. More recently we are seeing: Lip reduction surgery; And even in South Korea, calf reductions to make sure their legs are perfectly cylindrical. South Korea often sets these standards and has the highest per-capita rate of plastic surgery in the world. Almost everyone there has at least eyelid surgery, often a graduation gift from their parents. The culture has even been going so far as to needing a picture with your CV, because everyone there is so qualified with higher education, they choose off of looks.
The observation "even needing a picture with you're CV" is weird for me, since in Germany it is usually always required to include a picture, no matter what job/position. (I think this is just changing recently) It's like they just want to know what they're getting and check the effort of the applicant also with the quality of the picture. Good pictures are expensive though, that's often the biggest obstacle...
As an American it's often illegal to request photos with a resume (in a non looks based job) so as to avoid discrimination allegations. Some places going as far as removing names gender and race. Visible tattoos are acceptable more often now as well
Eyelid surgery? How are they changing the eyelids?
Stone. Your go to unit if imperial pounds are not ancient and useless enough for you xD
Every time I see a Brain Blaze notification, my head says “Who’s Brian Blaze?”
Fun fact: the smartest kid in my computer science course showed us his diploma afterward: his middle name was Brian but a typo showed Brain. Was actually correct.
Brian Blaze is the servant who empties Danny's poo bucket.
Simon: “Ninety seconds is a super long advert!”
Also Simon: Delivers a 154 second Square Space add like it’s nothing.
Still Simon: “Yeah I saw this but it felt like a super long time ago. I think it happened right after Mandela died in prison.”
I didn't know that the AM I RIGHT PETER meme was still going strong. I'm glad to see them old OGBB memes
It’s more of a catch phrase anymore.
@@Master_Yoda1990 a meme is an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
That is the official definition of "meme", meaning that a catchphrase is still a meme. The word "meme" was created by evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in 1976. The term applies to far more than just pictures on the internet.
@@SkunkApe407 cool, that’s not really a correction though since it’s obvious we’re speaking on two different contexts.
@@Master_Yoda1990 you clearly lack the ability to comprehend what you read. An internet meme is STILL A MEME BY DEFINITION! Not two different contexts, literally the EXACT SAME THING! Your attempt at playing the pedant made you look like a fool. Being so confidently incorrect makes you an ass. You should probably work on that..
@@SkunkApe407 wow fussy aren’t we? Need a nap?
Regarding "Years ago..." Simon, you forgot that 2020 lasted a decade...
I only watched it when I was a few years older after it first aired, but the MASH finale was awesome and a fitting end.
If Simon was disappointed that more people watched the MASH finale than the moon landing, just wait until he finds out how many watched Prince Charles marry Diana.
That Groupon ad is insane, and I remember seeing it at the time and I was just confused. I was a sophomore in high school at the time, so it's not like I was an unaware child
9:20 - Chapter 1 - Save the whale groupon
16:55 - Mid roll ads
20:45 - Chapter 2 - Wolksvagen get's a slap
25:25 - Chapter 3 - The king of shame
31:25 - Chapter 5 - Macdonals heals shattered families
“The crispy breadcrumbs or the possessed cheddar cheese” 🤣 Can’t believe Sam missed this moment
I don't know if they actually sell that shit overseas in grocery stores, or if Europeans are only subjected to it with American fast food.
Speech-to-text thought I said "your opinions" when I said "Europeans."
I’m just so happy to have been here on this channel long enough to know that whenever there’s a scream of an OGBB in joke I can just feel the ball of glowing happiness as I remember the first time it was used, feels like the explosion that started the universe happening in my chest. Every single time it’s the same feeling, it can’t get old, it can only get better, SIMON ! MORE IN JOKES!!
The first story though- Intro rather.... so relatable. AM I RIGHT, CRAVEN?????
..................no
I had some similar reaction trough thou my GLORIUS mustache. But since I live in a small town everybody by now knows me and my appearance.
@@Robert-zz7qj well your mustache *is* :chefkiss: miss seeing you around!
Once Business Blaze, always Business Blaze.
I like how he was talking about Jeju Island in South Korea he even reads out "Korea" and he's explaining about China, Dobby, and the "Clock" on her face lol.
Blaze Boy this is the fourth day in a row you have BLESSED us with a Brain (Business) Blaze Episode and they have all been glorious but once again I must humbly beg you to release the fabled Korea Cut
How do we get 1000000000 Business blaze videos a week and only one casual criminalist video :( We demand 1000000000 of each!
4x BB in 48 hours! The triumvirate of Sam, Danny and Fact Boi bless us with their bounty! And we all lay low to the brilliance… allegedly…
I’m actually old enough to remember watching the MASH finally and everyone was talking about it.
Lmao best part, can't even make it thru first sentence without getting confused or adding to it... it will make sense just finish one sentence 😆 lol luv this channel, it's like listening my elderly dad who is easily distracted
I'm offended. Budweiser is a bit shit?
It's horse corn fermented with urine and watered down with reclaimed waste water.
Christopher Guest didn't actually direct This is Spinal Tap, just starred in it and contributed to the writing. Rob Reiner directed. However he (Guest) continued to carry the torch by writing and directing a series of mocumentaries after that one.
We're waiting to see if Danny makes an escape the Basement
10:45 - numbers wise I imagine it's just base numbers not relative to number of potential viewers (percentage).but still surprising. Also fun fact MASH ran longer than the actual war it was based on.
*edit*
Also thankyou Simon for converting into normal units - as we don't all speak in the supposed 'freedom' units of measure.
Two hours in. 8 dislikes. 1.1k likes. Legend. I'd run what the weak composition jokes if I were you Simon, nobody trademarked that yet. Allegedly.
It's brain blaze!!! Damn it Simon, remember the new name!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No no, Simon...
33:46 You were right, POSSESSED is what Danny should have written about the Cheddar Cheese ^^
Fanta remember the good old days.🤣
Think about it, more people had TVs in 1983 than 1969. So it makes sense about MASH more than the moon landing. Not to mention the moon landing has way more rewatch ability than our buddies at the 4077.
Sam you are on point my man!!!
Rarely do I have my ego so vigorously stroked to climax as when I am being asked if someone else is correct.
I knew it: as soon as the name changed from Business Blaze, we're getting back to blazing businesses. B)
Yup. The final episode of MASH set a record for viewers that lasted 30 or 40 years
Hobbits aren't ugly! Lmao. And you might enjoy Tolkien if you read it. It's a bit wordy and long winded but for good reason. He tells a great story and the characters are given so much depth you really come out of these books feeling like you know them personally.
Oh master ! 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏼
I think the Fillet Of Fish ad was featured on one of your channels, Business Blaze as a matter of fact.
You have so many channels, it's understandable that you'd forget some of your past content.
7:44 that's genuinely helpful, thanks Simon!
I’ve seen that UK MacDonalds ad too, and I don’t live in the UK. I feel like there might have been an older MacDonalds ad that was similar - possibly an American one.
Thank you for the conversion to kilograms. I learned how to convert Celsius into degrees when I was 20. I'm 45 now
Props to groupon for making fun of subjects people take WAAAAY too seriously. To quote Daniel Tosh, "If you've ever uttered any version of the phrase 'there's nothing funny about _____' just know we would not be friends."
Tshirt..."Just Like A Woman"...🙏😂😂😂
Thank You Brain Blaze for calming entertainment while I recover from the vid
That last one just sounds like every publix commercial I’ve seen
Okay but MASH was an amazing show. I liked it even as a kid (teen) xD Heartfelt and funny.
90 seconds is like a movie in advertising. At least it would be if it were anyone other than the shadowy corporation behind Mac and Me.
I was screaming HINDSIGHT when Simon said 20/20vision in retrospect. lmbo.
BB legends 🙋🏻♂️👍🏼🍺
The Amber is going to take a moment to not be a lie and genuinely thank you, Simon... .for giving me fwends. If you know, you know. #OGBB #OGLC
Amber whats up sexy you hella good looking how are you
@@cravenmoordik hahahaha!!
@@AmberLie Lol u like that
@@cravenmoordik #SwerveThePerv
@@AmberLie #YOURNOT THATCUTEHO
#GETOVERURSELF
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the king of streams campaign from BK
I feel like when a word is taken directly from another language, as in not just the root or influence, the pronunciation should also remain true to the original language (or as much as possible when accounting for local accents) such as filet and guillotine
Bwwwwwaaahahaha!!!!! TH-cam killed the ad generation on this video. Just after Simon finished the BK debacle about the Hindu god I got an ad from the "Beef it's what for dinner". Soooo perfect.
How many times does it play that princess bubblegum clip?
When I order mine I always say fellato of fish!!! In all the years I've been doing that only 2 people ever got it!!! Have fun ordering yours 😜 Take care and have fun!!! 😷😎😷
You know the name change had to use a B so all the ogbb merch is still relevant, and I respect that
But if they hadn't it'd be extra og
Stop. Are you telling me there are people who weigh themselves with stones?!
Sir Mix-a-lot sang it in the BK ads we saw here in 'da States! My jaw literally fell open and hung there in pure shock for half the commercial before I finally started breathing again. Mystifying
Yes Simon you are Right...Best PETER
1:10 business blaze is back!
2 bottles of rotting turtle for twice the price. I’m in!
One of yer very best. Thank you
LONG LIVE ALL THE OGBB CERTIFIED LEGENDS!!! AM I RIGHT PETER!?!?
33:47 no no you were correct the first time I think possessed is a more accurate term to describe McDonalds ‘cheeze’
35:00 Still happy I am watching Business Blaze. :D
Fun fact: After the finale of MASH ended, the sewers of NYC were nearly destroyed by everyone going to the bathroom right afterwards.
In 5 minutes Simon admits he: hasn't read The Hobbit and hasn't seen the Harry Potter movies...
Me: cultureless swine!
Stick around. His unculturedness will come out more and more. He is up on his Star Trek, more or less, bit he's mo Simon Pegg.
Lol yeah Simon brought up the Macdons ad in another video
Simon aka Ice King is absolutely mad but also cool and started out pretty normal...fitting huh
OMG I remember that Groupon Brazilian wax ad
" for borgar, BORGAR!" ~Sanguinius
I think you featured that McDonald's advert on a TopTenz video
That mcdonalds advertising is fine and funnily enough it was alot like me as a kid. My old man died just after my 6th birthday and i always tried doing little things to remember him and funnily enough his favorite burger from mcdonalds was the fillet of fish and i found myself buying one every now and then instead of a bigmac, didnt like them at first but they grew on me and i still find myself buying one every now and then but now enjoying it. Stupid i know but hey thats life
I think the number of viewers watching the moon landing vs Mash final is the amount of tv ownership. The Mash final came 13 years after.
If anyone is new here are a few things you should know. The scripts are written by the infamous socialist Danny, who is chained to a radiator in the basement. Peter is irrelevant, but Simon will ask for his approval in almost every video. Simon will go off on wild tangents, and Sam (the only one who actually does their job) sprinkles in vintage memes. Long live all the OGBB CERTIFIED LEGENDS!!!
Cant take away the Business from the Blaze!
You missed it at the end xD
I support the Hindu god used for a BK ad. Why should BK care if they offend Hindus? They don't eat meat, so no customers will be lost. I can see the conversation in the office right now. "Isn't that offensive?" "What are they gonna do, boycott us?" Laughter all around
I still get confused when I get the notifications for this channel. I keep thinking, "I definitely don't remember subbing to this, 'Brain Blaze' channel. What the hell is this?". Then facepalm... Too much blazing. I can't convert my knowledge of the name change from my short term memory to my long term memory. Now that's what they call a Brain Blaze. Maybe this comment will help me remember.
I'm curious about if changing your channel name hurt your metrics. I understand not wanting to divulge that type of information. I just noticed that Brain Blaze hasn't been showing up in my feed since the name change. I have to search for it.
But I do search for this hilarious content lol
Keep it up, man. ^_^
Brain Blaze: It's like a slice of milk.
My new favorite way to say useless
My brother was arrested at a Burger King. While waiting to order the customer in front of him tried to attack the cashier. My brother took him down and held him, pinned face down and kept an elbow locked, until the police arrived.
But, the charges against my brother were dropped. There was plenty of info from witness statements and security video to help prosecutors make a decision as to take up the charges.
From what it sounds like to me, the first one is at Jeju island? If so this place was mentioned in Squid Game by the (cute as hell) North Korean girl as the only place she knows of and wants to visit if she survives the games and wins. She said she saw an ad for it and it didn't look like Korea at all.
This bad advert has been mentioned before. Mac Tonight. It was also on the super bowl. The jingle used for the Ray Charles glasses wearing moon mascot, for McDonald's circa the late 80s, as was a riff on the sordid killer crooner song, Mack the Knife, which is about a woman killer, literally. McDonald's did not pull the ads and they aired for years. Eventually Nancy Reagan got fed up with them.
Blazing Squad, baby.
BUSINESS BLAZE, BUSINESS BLAZE, BUSINESS BLAZE!
8:11
Simon: 34 kilos that is light ☁️☁️☁️
Me: Hugs not drug Simon
Budweiser (and other major American beers) weren’t always fermented horse piss. It wasn’t like the German immigrants who founded most of America’s big breweries forgot how to make beer when they arrived on our shores. During World War II, at lot of the ingredients in beer were heavily rationed, so the breweries substituted other ingredients (like rice) which gave the beer a lighter taste than before the war. When the war was over, the breweries stuck with the wartime formula because a lot of their new customers (U.S. servicemen who had their first taste of beer while fighting overseas) were used to that taste.
Aahh Vanessa Kensington 😂
In VW's defense, they also did one of the best ad series, un-pimp my ride. Though I'm sure there are plenty of professionally offended people that would be offended.