FBI vs CIA - How Do They Compare?

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  • @yeetyeet5949
    @yeetyeet5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7527

    Fbi: “FBI OPEN UP”
    Cia: Already inside

  • @TheRealDoomBot
    @TheRealDoomBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14561

    FBI: Your son died serving his country
    CIA: Your son never existed

    • @kyle4246
      @kyle4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      very yes

    • @swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107
      @swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@kyle4246 the fact that we don't do that until 1948 choas insulation and mobile task force Breached scp foundation and untill 2016 the FBI remaining silent

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107 foi isso mesmo eu disse antes a este FBI que não fazia negocio algum por meio de internet . eles ficaram quietos e deixou chegar a este ponto . e ai o TRUMP corrupto corrompeu . a todos .

    • @StraightContent
      @StraightContent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😜

    • @globaloccuiltcoalition4908
      @globaloccuiltcoalition4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @United states of America hi idk person

  • @suraj8148
    @suraj8148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    FBI: Let me in.
    CIA: Let me out.

    • @redscar265
      @redscar265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      True..

    • @brownhead31
      @brownhead31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRAY WYATT LET ME IN
      LUKE HARPER LET ME OUT

    • @macloko
      @macloko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can’t stop laughing!

    • @centralintelligenceagency7434
      @centralintelligenceagency7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Central Intelligence Agency Hello Agent Its An Honour To See You Hear. What's Your Name?

    • @mobasketball3027
      @mobasketball3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because CIA is scared

  • @Nonamelol.
    @Nonamelol. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    FBI: Fights crime
    CIA: Creates crime

    • @MrBluskyy
      @MrBluskyy ปีที่แล้ว +42

      your comment is gonna get the least likes because people don't like hearing the truth... they'd rather be lied to so that they can laugh

    • @Tommyknocker.
      @Tommyknocker. ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MrBluskyy Not because of people. Because of *them.*

    • @RodrigoRodriguez-ri7wn
      @RodrigoRodriguez-ri7wn ปีที่แล้ว

      Cia = satanic , elites , kid traffickers
      FBI=satanic , satanic, kid traffickers

    • @WS_CLAN
      @WS_CLAN ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't CIA create wars as well?

  • @Ultraysss
    @Ultraysss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5401

    If you're a criminal...
    FBI: You're dead
    CIA: You don't exist

  • @robinwrld0
    @robinwrld0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7299

    I don't know why I watch this. I don't even live in the US

    • @marcelinasandoval7064
      @marcelinasandoval7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Same.

    • @IC-yu7yd
      @IC-yu7yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @kevin couture but we dont have fbi in my country

    • @BlackAngus69
      @BlackAngus69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      The CIA doesn't care where you live.

    • @xJESx
      @xJESx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Freddy Rojas you live in USA?

    • @clone9159
      @clone9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Force AxioN
      The CIA are everywhere, and the terrorist groups they back.

  • @V0V0o
    @V0V0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3785

    *when an agent dies*
    FBI: your son honorably died fighting cartels in New Mexico .
    CIA: your son died by dolphins in Siberia .

    • @popeye5004
      @popeye5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      CIA: your son shots an RPG but it had some mishaps.... and the Terrorist blew him up..

    • @GAMER876
      @GAMER876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rudolfoorozco1218
      @rudolfoorozco1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There is no cartels here in New Mexico.. just burquenos

    • @CashCartRed
      @CashCartRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rudolfoorozco1218 and who do you think is selling them guns a drugs? Cartels own them

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Central Intelligence Agency yeah you would never tell them also, i know how to read enchanting table language

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    FBI: Your best friend died of a sudden heart attack
    CIA: your best friend doesn’t exist
    NSA: your best friend’s whole bloodline never has ever existed

    • @Podzhagitel
      @Podzhagitel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      more like, NSA: (staring at floor) um… do you want to… (heavy breathing) read my radio frequency propagation thesis…

  • @angelgomez2013
    @angelgomez2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    FBI Says *FBI OPEN UP* And CIA Says *Im Always Watching*

    • @shanehannigan7895
      @shanehannigan7895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      FBI knocks down wall wile cia sneaks down chimneys

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FBI opens up CIA Always watches
      Swat removes your doors

    • @muhdytt
      @muhdytt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IVE GOT U IN MY SIGHTS

    • @fbi9572
      @fbi9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      am I a joke to u?

    • @mrsstrickland
      @mrsstrickland 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shane Hannigan c.i.a is Santa?

  • @EnzoNotFerrari21
    @EnzoNotFerrari21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    Fbi: peace or death?
    Cia: *peace was never an option*

    • @gdysrrr
      @gdysrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and that is a fact

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey guys I’m I correct the difference between the FBI and The CIA is the FBI they are agent’s but they mostly cover and solved crimes that happen here in the US. While CIA pretty much covers the whole world plus they work for the president.

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So I’m I correct the FBI is mostly the US while the CIA is pretty much the whole world. However FBI they are still agents.

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip JFK

    • @cia4843
      @cia4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You were never an option

  • @Azhucabomb
    @Azhucabomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5481

    FBI = detectives
    CIA = intelligence

    • @smallnoob7577
      @smallnoob7577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shella Desir through an application process on their website, duh.

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      The CIA messes things up.
      The FBI covers up what the CIA messes up.

    • @Benjamin-1776
      @Benjamin-1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Ablestar Official, the CIA doesn’t mess anything up. They are completely different agencies and don’t have anything to do with each other. The FBI is a law enforcement agency like the police and the CIA is an intelligence agency. The CIA is the eyes and the ears of the USA, they deal with overseas affairs while the FBI deals with its own citizens. The CIA relays the information they gather to the president and the cabinet, that’s how wars and future terrorist attacks are stopped.

    • @Benjamin-1776
      @Benjamin-1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      jimmy jimmy, the CIA isn’t even a law enforcement agency, they deal with intelligence. Either through humint (human intelligence) or other ways. The FBI is just a more advanced police force, they have nothing to do with anything overseas, that’s where the CIA comes in.

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Benjamin-1776 Gathering intelligence through lying, cheating, and stealing. According to Mike Pompeo.

  • @vin6665
    @vin6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Johnson: I’ll introduce myself, I’m Johnson age 36, An FBI Agent.
    Bob: I’m CIA agent and you didn’t even exist.

  • @tekwez5866
    @tekwez5866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    FBI: We're watching you
    CIA: If we watched you, you would never exist

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Don’t know which is creepier.

    • @davidvehn3251
      @davidvehn3251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HelloHamburger CIA is way creepier

    • @steamninja1614
      @steamninja1614 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Deadly Øççu1lt bro what?

    • @grimr3vp3r84
      @grimr3vp3r84 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the CIA now

    • @josem588
      @josem588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@grimr3vp3r84 how can you love a criminal organization ?

  • @Kevin-cy2dr
    @Kevin-cy2dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    *CIA creates Jason Bourne*
    *FBI chases Jason Bourne*

    • @Pranav_Bhamidipati
      @Pranav_Bhamidipati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Central Intelligence Agency CIA already knows everybody's location 😉

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pranav_Bhamidipati it doesn't know where my ufo is and my blue prints haha

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CIA - Central Intelligence Agency noo don't

    • @EesaaCerti
      @EesaaCerti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Central Intelligence Agency we allready know everyone’s location that’s why we are better

    • @litovera752
      @litovera752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 🤣🤣

  • @gibsonliew2373
    @gibsonliew2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Fbi: OPEN UP
    Cia: already inside
    Military: house go boom

    • @melodica5407
      @melodica5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The G.O.A.T comment

    • @darielrowe1324
      @darielrowe1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accurate

    • @pred902
      @pred902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kinda late reply but CIA's Special Activities Center uses military for some operations. From what they've published, they recruit ex military personnel, and sometimes use active military personnel.

    • @sharinganplay994
      @sharinganplay994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boom headshoot

    • @Mr.Capitalism
      @Mr.Capitalism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NSA: pfff amateurs

  • @necroblaze8771
    @necroblaze8771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I think we all can agree that we dislike the IRS the most out of all of the other agencies

    • @derekmunson3695
      @derekmunson3695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. They are all run by the same corrupt, Satan worshipping, human trafficking, bureaucrats. I hate them all equally.

    • @wrdwrd1443
      @wrdwrd1443 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed 😂.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wrdwrd1443 because they are the worse of them

  • @piffletoster1046
    @piffletoster1046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2015

    Well, they both wear cool sunglasses.

    • @toasted_cheese9022
      @toasted_cheese9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But the FBI glasses are a lot cooler

    • @Sam-db9bf
      @Sam-db9bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      F.B.I look the same to me

    • @toasted_cheese9022
      @toasted_cheese9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Sam-db9bf nah we cooler

    • @Sam-db9bf
      @Sam-db9bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F.B.I fine you win this round also add a period after the I in your username “F.B.I” make it into “F.B.I.”

    • @kinkeykaren5067
      @kinkeykaren5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F.B.I CIA>FBI

  • @OFFICIAL_FBI
    @OFFICIAL_FBI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3025

    *WHO GOT THIS IN THEIR RECOMMENDED AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS?*

  • @red3y3z
    @red3y3z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    If hired by the CIA, you are allowed to tell one person. Reason being that if something were to happen to you (killed), the one person who knows could explain to your family. The other reason is that the CIA knows that its hard to not tell ANYONE, so they allow you to lessen that burden a little.
    Whomever you tell will first have to be cleared by the CIA.

    • @tarmantgeorgio
      @tarmantgeorgio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      do you think i used repression like london against former ut2j!

    • @---hc6tf
      @---hc6tf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The CIA hires a bunch of contractors that they cannot control. They need to stop hiring people based on religious affiliation, it doesn't work. It's completely unraveling.

    • @kless001
      @kless001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The amount of likes you have shows how gullible people are.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      SO what if I told my Ex GF that I was in the CIA?

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      King Henry VIII Tudor 50/50
      1.She wouldn't believe you
      2.She would be surprised and jealous

  • @JoshuaXiong
    @JoshuaXiong ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is a domestic law enforcement agency in the United States, while the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is a foreign intelligence agency. The FBI is primarily responsible for investigating and enforcing federal laws within the United States, while the CIA is responsible for gathering, analyzing, and disseminating intelligence information about foreign countries and non-state actors. Both agencies are part of the U.S. intelligence community, but they have distinct roles and responsibilities.

    • @vaco7766
      @vaco7766 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sums it up

    • @finn2113
      @finn2113 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      chatgpt

    • @josem588
      @josem588 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@finn2113 the CIA was made specifically to prevent things like other Pearl Harbor

  • @madiyaryespolatov3425
    @madiyaryespolatov3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    FBI:your son died
    CIA:your son is non existent
    NSA: you’re in the matrix

    • @kolticc
      @kolticc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wha

    • @sebas0203_
      @sebas0203_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      FSB: Your son was a capitalist pig

    • @phaggott
      @phaggott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mossad: הילד היחיד שלך הוא בת, תראה

    • @chev3969
      @chev3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agent Gibbs >>

    • @asimpleintrovert1931
      @asimpleintrovert1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      KGB: Nothing ever existed ,go to gulag

  • @virginiavuk
    @virginiavuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Me: *wants to be a FBI agent*
    Also me: *I'm not in America*

    • @cia8159
      @cia8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Lol u can become a cia agent even if u not us citizens

    • @funkyreapercat5280
      @funkyreapercat5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@cia8159 Thank you, CIA

    • @aebroqkenheartsx7061
      @aebroqkenheartsx7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I think you just take the course and then migrate in the us?am I right? because that's my plan after I graduate college

    • @hello-dl8pp
      @hello-dl8pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cia8159 no

    • @Not4CatsInACoat
      @Not4CatsInACoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cia8159 hello

  • @a7fanatical687
    @a7fanatical687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    FBI: Feels godly with badge and shows it off all the time
    CIA: Only shows when needed

    • @cia7972
      @cia7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      very true

    • @eseopu
      @eseopu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cia7972 you’re not the cia

    • @Frequent_bag
      @Frequent_bag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because we go under cover

    • @slchld.
      @slchld. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Neither go around showing badges.

    • @cia7353
      @cia7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cia7972 we are the cool ones

  • @markjoseph196
    @markjoseph196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    CIA: “ Now you see me, now you don’t “

  • @b2spirit35
    @b2spirit35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    The FBI kicks down doors.
    The CIA loosens the hinges.

    • @Slow1x_1.0
      @Slow1x_1.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha

    • @theussecretservice8383
      @theussecretservice8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      too right

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The FBI kicks down doors
      The CIA use C4 to blow up doors

    • @c.i.a4439
      @c.i.a4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shh were watching

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The CIA makes the door disappear.

  • @bowtiesubs2353
    @bowtiesubs2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    The CIA scares me way more, and I really dont even know anything.

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I Wanna work for them

    • @spiritualhigh250
      @spiritualhigh250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@themango9644 you already messed up you aren’t supposed to let anybody know son

    • @odimus2132
      @odimus2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@spiritualhigh250 You can't let anyone know if you do join, and he's also being anonymous meaning you don't even know who he is.

    • @Himdrewhimself
      @Himdrewhimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KGB is worst then the cia

    • @kelseykjarsgaard5774
      @kelseykjarsgaard5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@themango9644 no you dont

  • @raydominguez9351
    @raydominguez9351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    FBI investigates humans.
    CIA investigates aliens.

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      FBI knock down door
      CIA open door

    • @c.i.a.3384
      @c.i.a.3384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No CIA investigates you
      Oh crap why did I tell I shi.....

    • @subscribetopewdiepie6151
      @subscribetopewdiepie6151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made sense though, aliens are indeed a threat to any nation security

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, since when C.I.A here?
      Where is the notification?

    • @thefakef.b.i6109
      @thefakef.b.i6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey

  • @dowletsaparow2360
    @dowletsaparow2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    FBI: Your son died serving his country
    CIA: You son never existed it was genjutsu

    • @Kaizenprotraders
      @Kaizenprotraders 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Naniii?!

    • @Tom111Tom
      @Tom111Tom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davids1854
    @davids1854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Fbi: we will find you
    CIA:we have found you

    • @maxhausz
      @maxhausz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NSA*

    • @c.i.a9248
      @c.i.a9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Central Intelligence Agency I am the real one

    • @uunholyy_
      @uunholyy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@c.i.a9248 yes

    • @Turtle-.-
      @Turtle-.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ

    • @centralintelligenceagency7434
      @centralintelligenceagency7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut Up Agents We Are All The CIA!

  • @joshwilkins7673
    @joshwilkins7673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    FBI: FBI open up !!
    CIA: climbs down ur chimney 😂

    • @LuisAlvarez-gt9st
      @LuisAlvarez-gt9st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JJ2K05
      No
      FBI: Breaks in breaking down your door
      CIA: Breaks in braking through window

    • @catmagedsproductions1998
      @catmagedsproductions1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TO THE WINDOWS TO THE DOOR

    • @catmagedsproductions1998
      @catmagedsproductions1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you mean
      Fbi:kicks your door
      cia:kicks your wall
      LOL

    • @ProstuLumii
      @ProstuLumii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Santa
      Is that u?

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Santa is CIA member Confirmed

  • @Bananaaimingforsubs
    @Bananaaimingforsubs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    Bureau Of Investigation
    *BOI*

  • @mtk4539
    @mtk4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My sophomore biology teacher became a FBI agent. Before he left he told us that we wouldn’t ever see him again and that he had to basically drop everybody out of his life except wife and kids and he relocated

    • @vaco7766
      @vaco7766 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you like him?

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Similar thing happened to my school, during quarantine one of the math teachers left to become an FBI agent. She probably has a crazy life story.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@katrinaisoffline I imagine she was something like Elise from Dan vs

    • @mtk4539
      @mtk4539 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @McMcMike11 this issue with you adding your two cents in here is you say think, which means you’re not sure. Also what’s wrong with him saying he got hired then disappearing without any physical trace of him being there 😂 like man its crazy to believe but I believe

    • @mtk4539
      @mtk4539 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vaco7766 the man could of been a great mentor for me had he remained a coach and teacher at my school

  • @murlocow2996
    @murlocow2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    *FBOI*

    • @Colinop
      @Colinop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      F*** boi

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Colinop lul

    • @vaux7154
      @vaux7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      disrespect me again i dare you

    • @4lexisdumb
      @4lexisdumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *F BOI*

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zayd Kazi Central Intelligence academy
      CRA

  • @maxxnerfs7791
    @maxxnerfs7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    To sum it up:
    FBI: We have a warrant for your arrest!
    CIA: We have bullets to rip through your chest!

  • @InfinityyGaming
    @InfinityyGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    I learned more here than my entire social studies class this semester

  • @brodoxl
    @brodoxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    FBI: bases through your door
    CIA: Is already inside
    NSA: is listening to you for the last 25 years

    • @whentheroach9964
      @whentheroach9964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      US Marines: running through a hole in the back of your house
      US Airforce: dropping the bombs
      US Army: house boom
      US Navy: We don’t know unless you live near a ocean

    • @Tommyknocker.
      @Tommyknocker. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whentheroach9964 US Navy : Doesn't really care if you're living under the ocean or you're in a house right now

    • @HarshitBaruah
      @HarshitBaruah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Literally US Spaceforce: preparing to attack from the space

  • @nR-nc8mb
    @nR-nc8mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    FBI : protects the law
    CIA: breaks the law if they want to for their own advantage

    • @aaronl221
      @aaronl221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Do not question our actions or we could make you dissappear

    • @arandomfox9009
      @arandomfox9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaronl221 oh ok

    • @isaacmorgan4572
      @isaacmorgan4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are both evil to the core and are actively involved in treason to undermine the constitution of the us..

    • @nR-nc8mb
      @nR-nc8mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isaacmorgan4572 in a way yes . Humanity is doomed . CIA more shady though 👌

    • @nR-nc8mb
      @nR-nc8mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaronl221 ok I’ll disappear now... 🥲☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    F.B.I: open up
    C.I.A: dont bother we will drone strike you

  • @Attackatyourownrisk
    @Attackatyourownrisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    They both have plenty of opportunities to choose from. And I believe they do help one another to put the pieces of their investigations together.

  • @maxelusbawark5545
    @maxelusbawark5545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    FBI: Who made this video? He knows to much we have to cut him off
    CIA: Done 🤓🤓.

    • @coochielicker5587
      @coochielicker5587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was funny until I saw those emojis

    • @meowdalachow7932
      @meowdalachow7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      FBI: You have 24 Hours to turn yourself in or death
      CIA : “sinper” ready position

    • @vedantpatil3437
      @vedantpatil3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      USOA

    • @h3avenYT
      @h3avenYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@meowdalachow7932 sinper

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [GD] YourThirdNut
      What u mean

  • @uss_04
    @uss_04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5130

    I learned from the Infographics show that everyone in the U.S. wears sunglasses.

    • @sirduckly2001
      @sirduckly2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      US I live in the U.S., and I can verify that that is indeed true

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      man what world do you live in bro

    • @DoomJoy666
      @DoomJoy666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      US yeah kinda. sorta sunny here sometimes

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DoomJoy666 You live in Philadelphia? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AUSTINwazhere
      @AUSTINwazhere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dude, I learned that from Poland Ball comics years ago.

  • @DwayneIsKing
    @DwayneIsKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    Whenever I think of C.I.A. I immediately think of Stan Smith

  • @XrayIuxx
    @XrayIuxx ปีที่แล้ว +35

    FBI: “You’re under arrest under the Fedral Law”
    CIA: “You never existed. Sorry, president’s orders”

  • @erichschneider4759
    @erichschneider4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    CIA: Intel
    FBI: Investigation

    • @USEDtoRule
      @USEDtoRule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Basically

    • @herobrine3306
      @herobrine3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so cia is full of spies and fbi is like detective people investigating

    • @erichschneider4759
      @erichschneider4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Matteo L big chungus

    • @taahaseois.8898
      @taahaseois.8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CIA: Itelligence gathering
      FBI: Investigation and law enforcement.
      So yeah. You're correct.

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erichschneider4759 You know too much.

  • @scarlettecastle2504
    @scarlettecastle2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    FBI: crime never pays
    CIA: crime pays best

    • @pun-isher
      @pun-isher ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At the CIA, we have a better dental plan than the FBI

    • @無題6376
      @無題6376 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pun-isher yes edgy boi.

  • @mcphilly4825
    @mcphilly4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I'm just interested by the fact that that FBI could've been BOI.

    • @kevray
      @kevray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Technically they are FBOI

    • @Priyanka-if3bg
      @Priyanka-if3bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh boi

    • @poopingfart525
      @poopingfart525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What would you like to know

    • @hoodasskapz9337
      @hoodasskapz9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@poopingfart525 did you killed Tupac and Biggie ??

    • @__m4nv31__3
      @__m4nv31__3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Open up BOI

  • @vindictivegrind9370
    @vindictivegrind9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    CIA: **Sean Murray’s Pentagon intensifies**
    FBI: **Illuminati theme intensifies when there’s a triangle or UFO in sight**

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    One is the enemy in Destory All Humans the other is the agency Stan Smith works at

    • @MistarZtv
      @MistarZtv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Good morning USA, I got a felling that its gonna be a wonderful day.

    • @tehcookievanilla1323
      @tehcookievanilla1323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      24 Frames Of Nick LUL

    • @Yama00
      @Yama00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      24 Frames Of Nick OH, LOOK, A CIA TROLL.

    • @seraphimsam1115
      @seraphimsam1115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hah i get that reference

    • @auggie2295
      @auggie2295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome

  • @JP-rl9sk
    @JP-rl9sk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Here's a video idea:
    'What if all 50 states became independent?'
    You could say which would the richest and poorest, strongest military e.t.c.

    • @jebotijamatermrtvu7823
      @jebotijamatermrtvu7823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      l. l. That is a good idea

    • @kevalmarimuthu
      @kevalmarimuthu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been done already by alternate history hub
      Search disunited states

    • @DraguVert
      @DraguVert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dixie independent

    • @DraguVert
      @DraguVert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im sure the larger states would be imperial and would try to annex smaller ones.

    • @elharv4540
      @elharv4540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boaty C While that is true, 60% of our funding comes from the US Government. Without that, we wouldn't be nearly as strong, economic wise.

  • @ODExtra
    @ODExtra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    CIA makes the mess, FBI cleans it up

    • @kalzux4228
      @kalzux4228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damn the FBI is like a maid :DD

    • @heraldomedrano6993
      @heraldomedrano6993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Space force vs star war.

    • @randommemechannel
      @randommemechannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed, annoying it may seem, and it quite is

    • @naifdafirenze4408
      @naifdafirenze4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bakugo Katsuki Like Fox and XOF

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      other way around, FBI makes the mess and the CIA covers it up

  • @alexanderkidonakis9185
    @alexanderkidonakis9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Im sure at this point both agencies have been in so much spot light that they are just fronts. Other agencies probably exist at this point which is good I think 🤔

    • @enterprisewhiskey8999
      @enterprisewhiskey8999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hmm maybe... I think its likely the departments more so just have a black operations divisions rather than simply having seperate agencies.

    • @24hourgames18
      @24hourgames18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ISI of Pakistan is ranked 1st or 2nd on world rankings and not many people know that.

    • @jtonxbox1433
      @jtonxbox1433 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt it maybe just a secret group but not a whole different name.

    • @NikTurner33
      @NikTurner33 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They've been in the spotlight? Someone inform me.

  • @pinocchio221
    @pinocchio221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    FBI: domestic
    CIA: international

  • @epicmeerkat1677
    @epicmeerkat1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    FBI: hacks enemy
    CIA: makes Fidel Castro’s cigar explode
    That’s not a joke they seriously did that

    • @SUN-if8vf
      @SUN-if8vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dang

    • @scpagent2391
      @scpagent2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait what

    • @aaronl221
      @aaronl221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I remember that

    • @H3LLPH03N1X
      @H3LLPH03N1X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You know too much

    • @vicvega4415
      @vicvega4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It was one of the multiple failed assassination attempts by the CIA on Fidel Castro the dictator of Cuba at the time

  • @nighhemperor
    @nighhemperor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    FBI: Freaking Boss Investigation
    CIA: Civilian internal Assassination

  • @ringochinoy7031
    @ringochinoy7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    Like: CIA
    Comment: FBI

  • @user-vq3fe4zi9s
    @user-vq3fe4zi9s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    CIA vs FBI
    Top ten anime battles

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And we just sit back and enjoy the show

    • @chipsbag
      @chipsbag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it's not everyday to see whose building got plane'd first right?

    • @dries4528
      @dries4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chipsbag why are you here

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FBI why are you here?

    • @dries4528
      @dries4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gringleheim i don't know you?

  • @spreadinghumour
    @spreadinghumour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    FBI: Everyone will know your work now...
    CIA: No one will remember you...

    • @josem588
      @josem588 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      NSA : No one will remember your bloodline

  • @spreadinghumour
    @spreadinghumour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    CIA Agent**Hides identity**
    Also CIA Agent: I work for the FBI

  • @hamryalasad
    @hamryalasad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    FBI: the curious parents
    CIA: the all seeing eye

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EU NÃO TENHO PARENTESCO ALGUM QUE TRABAHLA EM FBI . EU TE PERGUNTO QUEM SOU EU E ONDE MORO SE E QUE E PARENTE

    • @gdysrrr
      @gdysrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHUT

    • @Chris777Jesus
      @Chris777Jesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @famas-_-kid6284
    @famas-_-kid6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The FBI and The CIA need relationship counseling

    • @Largepro21
      @Largepro21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So does the USMC vs the ARMY lol

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Federal Aviation E TA VENDO PARECE QUE NÃO TIVE RESPOSTA . EU SEI QUE HA VARIOS CAMPOS SE FOR MENCIONAR MAIS HA UM QUE VOCÊS CONHECE MUITO . SO QUE ESTÃO DESLIGADO NO PENSAMENTO NE . SE TRATA DO CAMPO MINADO . QUEM PISA EM CAMPO MINADO .

  • @sbrmilitia
    @sbrmilitia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    You don’t need to have a degree to be a CIA contractor. Sometimes you just need to have something they want.

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I've wondered about this. What if I speak Arabic, Pashto, can shoot, and fly a plane?

    • @Danielek73
      @Danielek73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@molassio1989 no

    • @Honeybee-cy9gc
      @Honeybee-cy9gc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That something is no moral compass or conscience.

    • @mahmoudanas1856
      @mahmoudanas1856 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In order to join the CIA, do you have to graduate from a certain university??

    • @mahmoudanas1856
      @mahmoudanas1856 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sayin wat OK. Thanks for this information

  • @Striveofficial
    @Striveofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    Who else loves these comparison videos?

    • @JamalDaBeaver
      @JamalDaBeaver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knowledge Headquarters i do

    • @jamals7777
      @jamals7777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infographics show is the best

    • @TheHexbugfan
      @TheHexbugfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theyre pretty shit honestly.

    • @buttmunch397
      @buttmunch397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ArchonPriest how dare you sir

    • @kevinkhaleel4477
      @kevinkhaleel4477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ArchonPriest some

  • @asherg.7813
    @asherg.7813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    FBI spies on the us CIA spies on everyone else.

    • @arunlal493
      @arunlal493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asher G. c

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TRUTH!!!!!

    • @williamsullivan3702
      @williamsullivan3702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Asher G. The us? You mean the U.S.

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real deal stupid? I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Real deal just ask Nicaragua just ask Venezuela numerous other South American countries a handful in the Middle East and Europe.... yeah

  • @albertsun5270
    @albertsun5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    FBI: Vegito-plays around and gives you chances
    CIA: Gogeta- you're going to die

    • @uzer141
      @uzer141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment 😆

    • @spidercj13
      @spidercj13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have like bc u showed de weyh

    • @Hei-BK201
      @Hei-BK201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Played around in gt too (gogeta)

    • @Keepitpushnn
      @Keepitpushnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like what u did

  • @ServantOfOdin
    @ServantOfOdin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Now compare these two to the NSA.....

    • @jongpark9754
      @jongpark9754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Long story short...
      The FBI investigates criminal issues such as drug trafficking, child pornography, embezzlement, etc. The CIA focuses predominantly on what is referred to as HUMINT, or human intelligence, what you know as spies. They differ from the NSA in that the NSA's domain is what is called SIGINT, or signals intelligence. SIGINT refers to computer, radar, and other electronic transmissions. While the two do overlap, you have to also remember that they fall under different branches of the federal government.
      The NSA is a part of the Department of Defense and current director, Admiral Rogers, is also the head of US Cyber Command. The CIA intentionally does not have an official military tie, raising a lot of questions about their actions that may or may not be legal according to international norms.

    • @shoazdon7000
      @shoazdon7000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what about homeland security lmao

    • @cwentunkelly7949
      @cwentunkelly7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea what about homeland security?

    • @andrewpandey5568
      @andrewpandey5568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea what about homeland security?

    • @thenationalsecurityagency9463
      @thenationalsecurityagency9463 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ásragin Kyron sounds like a good video recommendation

  • @chitreshmahendran7401
    @chitreshmahendran7401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Me: *Watches video*
    Dad: Why is the NSA at the front door?

    • @bestbotreview
      @bestbotreview 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cmahen the slayer thats why u master bait and look unusable instead

    • @chitreshmahendran7401
      @chitreshmahendran7401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Madara ? Ok

    • @apieinthesky
      @apieinthesky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chitresh Mahendran wrong organization

    • @realaudioreviews
      @realaudioreviews 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chitresh Mahendran wrong organization

    • @LakeShowJ678
      @LakeShowJ678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Madara you a smart guy

  • @POTUSUSA
    @POTUSUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @SpYder9007
    @SpYder9007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I clicked on this expecting to hear a bunch of misinformation, but this is actually fairly well made. The relationship between the CIA and FBI is not portrayed very close to reality, but that relationship would be difficult for someone to understand that is not part of the intelligence community. Well done.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a FBI field agent, I can confirm this video is actually very accurate and we definitely dont hate the CIA

    • @jamostudios7596
      @jamostudios7596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sound smart, hmm.

    • @kellystone6314
      @kellystone6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @Oscarmendoza11111
      @Oscarmendoza11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a former FBI agent I can also confirm that this video is accurate

    • @peestrem31
      @peestrem31 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the intelligence community you just roasted everyone lol

  • @Osiwan960
    @Osiwan960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    there's no reason why the FBI and CIA would not work together....they have the same goals...to fight crime......

    • @x92811
      @x92811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The CIA’s goal is to fight crime?? Hahahaha good one

    • @coffeelink943
      @coffeelink943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sim Won so you believe both CIA and FBI are created just to solve crime only?

    • @thepincushionman7063
      @thepincushionman7063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They both work for the rich criminals.

    • @sonicx7410
      @sonicx7410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The PinCushionMan got ur tin foil hats on a little tight there

    • @_Preshuss
      @_Preshuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No all they really do is shy on people

  • @ThisLittleCriticSanad
    @ThisLittleCriticSanad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    In Dubai CID are in every company pretending to be normal employees. From directors to coffee runners. Wonder if it’s the same in America.

    • @amany8538
      @amany8538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      This Little Critic ooooo spooky

    • @giuliana1118
      @giuliana1118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That’s why Dubai is the 8th safest country

    • @meganmelissa914
      @meganmelissa914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Love Dubai

    • @tonya7517
      @tonya7517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Giuliana 111 Dubai isn't even a country

    • @AXELVISSERS
      @AXELVISSERS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Giuliana 111 dubai is a city .... in united arab emirates

  • @sagivyahav2982
    @sagivyahav2982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    FBI - state investigations
    CIA - international investigations
    There you go

    • @IIKentric
      @IIKentric 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sagiv Yahav no. Just no.

    • @ShadowsFateOfficial
      @ShadowsFateOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is incorrect.. The FBI is federal, they can investigate anything that has to do with U.S Laws being broken, why do you think FBI agents can travel to other countries to make arrests genius.

  • @tanujsharma478
    @tanujsharma478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Brazzers Vs Naughty America

    • @JonThe007
      @JonThe007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tanuj Sharma Brazzers = hardcore. Naughty America = Sadism

    • @meitynajoan7162
      @meitynajoan7162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PornHub

    • @biganus2551
      @biganus2551 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanuj Sharma Damplips

    • @cloroxbleachfather4891
      @cloroxbleachfather4891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *cough* *cough*
      Brazzers vs reality kings.
      *cough*

    • @praveensharma9893
      @praveensharma9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nubile Films vs Chicks with Dicks
      Yeah
      (TT)

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    FBI is everywhere
    CIA is anywhere
    I am depressed

    • @dailyinspofacts
      @dailyinspofacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Need support?

    • @johnbridger6703
      @johnbridger6703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't be depressed

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile Osama bin laden is somewhere

    • @rayx8957
      @rayx8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flavi Artoisus he’s dead…

    • @bootyjudy7304
      @bootyjudy7304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rayx8957 what if he's not

  • @markandoliverschannel7768
    @markandoliverschannel7768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They teach you 1000 times more things here than they ever will at school

    • @haristhebosniaklion8584
      @haristhebosniaklion8584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very sad ,unfair and disgusting what was done to my brothers and sisters in Iraq. I am a Bosniak (Bosnian Muslim ) so i know what aggression is. I hope Iraq recovers. We as Muslims need to unite and learn to love as we are one. ☝️ I might add,I don’t hate on Serbian and American women/girls at all.(❤️❤️)

  • @peytonvlogs3214
    @peytonvlogs3214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Me *watches this*
    *gets a text*
    Text reads,
    *From CIA you are not being watched, stop assuming
    😂

  • @thefbi1524
    @thefbi1524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    We're better

    • @johnbridger6703
      @johnbridger6703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @kagurayt9950
      @kagurayt9950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you real

    • @thefbi1524
      @thefbi1524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Elli haze xbruhx Yes

    • @stephenhiatt5927
      @stephenhiatt5927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes because you guys are better armored but slower and realy hard to kill

    • @victormelendez2332
      @victormelendez2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanna know which is better work for local law enforcement or fbi agency

  • @chai4029
    @chai4029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    _Waiting for my camera to mysteriously turn on._

  • @POTUSUSA
    @POTUSUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks

  • @yagrammylemons
    @yagrammylemons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The C.I.A secrecy thing reminds me of when Stan(American Dad) got fired from the CIA n everytime he tells someone where he worked they get headshots.

    • @ycaruzob
      @ycaruzob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CIA is mean spying on international governments and FBI is mean spying as gestapo on national US

    • @jon-unicorn-doxxer
      @jon-unicorn-doxxer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but they do occasional domestic stuff...

    • @supdude5194
      @supdude5194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd like some headshots right about now...
      I'd like to shoot a few ounces of Bacardi right down the hatch at the moment

  • @hicet3207
    @hicet3207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Ketchup vs mustard

    • @marryftw8327
      @marryftw8327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sause vs mustard because NO KETCHUP JUST SAUSE

    • @jaydobbins214
      @jaydobbins214 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone know that kepchup is better

    • @nerdloser9987
      @nerdloser9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hice T who actually likes mustard

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hice T Ketchup only tastes well when its with mustard, and mustard always tastes good

  • @lmaox265
    @lmaox265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    don't scroll. it doesn't get better.

    • @zanemonell7253
      @zanemonell7253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao x2 I have to find something smart. There has to be. Right?

    • @tshapedl
      @tshapedl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zane Monell the only smart thing is the exit button kiddo.

    • @genericasian5699
      @genericasian5699 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should have warned me faster.

    • @praveensharma9893
      @praveensharma9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really though
      Terrible comment section. Horrible jokes made worse with the likes they get.

    • @kressckerl
      @kressckerl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thx

  • @colonelaengus7005
    @colonelaengus7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I think everyone should have a somewhat personal understanding with the FBI. It tends to keep things grounded in a highly stimulated world.

    • @Sythrin3
      @Sythrin3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to the government

    • @colonelaengus7005
      @colonelaengus7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sythrin3 Tell what to the government?

    • @Sythrin3
      @Sythrin3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colonelaengus7005 to make fbi open source

    • @Isiahguitinez243
      @Isiahguitinez243 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!!

  • @cmndrkool321
    @cmndrkool321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    When I interned as an OAG, I was job-shadowed with an auditor to a prison. We also worked with an FBI agent who worked in IT. We had to look up internal controls of how the prison operated and compare that to the accounting transactions to detect any anomalies to see if any embezzlement or abuse of power was at hand. Very exciting 7 weeks!

  • @mako_happy
    @mako_happy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Internet: FBI
    Hollywood: CIA

  • @sumlatinkid
    @sumlatinkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "they would have men shoot at each other and who ever wins gets the job!" WOW haha the old days were really something else man

    • @Mykidshistory
      @Mykidshistory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol back when you can make a joke and not be taken literally

  • @ryanweaver962
    @ryanweaver962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agencies and working… so many things. The actual over working together is an interesting dynamic as well.

  • @RudyOMP
    @RudyOMP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Imagine all the stuff we don’t know.

    • @neatchip123
      @neatchip123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Jacobs lmao. Is this a book or what?? That's a pretty intense accusation.

  • @filipocc
    @filipocc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The age qualification in the video is mistaken since it said "to join the FBI the age is 23-37" this age group only applied to special agents and not the agency in total, as well as all physical testing, etc. In general, the video only described the requirements for ONE position in the FBI " Special Agent" from the countless positions available.

  • @kobytheflores5412
    @kobytheflores5412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    FBI stares with a gun
    CIA stares with a gun loaded.

  • @thirdgen377
    @thirdgen377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I immediately got the "They're the same picture" meme in my mind.

  • @matthewbulic
    @matthewbulic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    WHEN I WAS CHOOSING MY CAREER AT SCHOOL, MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID TO STAY AWAY FROM Criminals, Con Artists, Corruption and Drugs. That speech effectively ended my dream of becoming a CIA AGENT 😏

    • @edmarvalenciano6324
      @edmarvalenciano6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      um you weren’t supposed to share that

    • @fbiopenup4875
      @fbiopenup4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@edmarvalenciano6324 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @supdude5194
      @supdude5194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, you don't really know how many criminals, con artists and corrupted drug addicts a day you run across

    • @Hindulisa
      @Hindulisa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah don't ever tell this to anyone that you have dream of becoming an cia agent .. it should always and forever be kept as secret.

  • @FireIGuess
    @FireIGuess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    CIA: I see information and I want to paint it black

  • @pepinyostep3592
    @pepinyostep3592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I ship it

  • @ryanweaver962
    @ryanweaver962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Protecting what matters… matters. It’s also true that what is “important” tends to depend upon context. Privacy, transparency and proper oversight matter.

  • @_ascended__bape_617
    @_ascended__bape_617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    🅱️ureau 🅾️f ℹ️nvesigation (🅱️🅾️ℹ️)

    • @GirlyAlchemy
      @GirlyAlchemy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ASCENDED* *BAPE* love😂😂

    • @Fishbro
      @Fishbro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Federal Bureau of Investigation

    • @Fishbro
      @Fishbro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously Yavi I know it is dumby

    • @_ascended__bape_617
      @_ascended__bape_617 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Fischer that was the name before the FBI

  • @isaac198428
    @isaac198428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I just wanted to wear cool sunglasses, an earpiece and a suit. Not running a mile or vigorous training.😎

    • @memesgalore948
      @memesgalore948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kinda like biden?

    • @pj-vk1jq
      @pj-vk1jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@memesgalore948 😂😂

  • @luiscamacho1996
    @luiscamacho1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    You've been added to the CIA files, and all comments are being watched by *THEM* e.e

    • @freetheworld2671
      @freetheworld2671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sempreeu Dynamop true!

    • @BoromirFudgeYeah
      @BoromirFudgeYeah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sempreeu Dynamop They were probably monitoring everyone anyway

    • @3tomnguyen797
      @3tomnguyen797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m in Australia so probably the CIA pass the case to ASIO

    • @F1accidPP
      @F1accidPP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True indeed

    • @meepbaby3779
      @meepbaby3779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they didn’t remove this comment because they want people to think that they aren’t watching when in reality they are

  • @smudger2693
    @smudger2693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    CIA VS FBI VS MI6????

    • @slick2517
      @slick2517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Myles Burgess vs asio vs asis vs mi5

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MI6 vs National Crime Agency? 😂

    • @emersonsrandomvideos248
      @emersonsrandomvideos248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      CIA vs FBI vs USN vs USM vs USAF vs Justice Leage vs Avengers vs Power Rangers vs Power Puff Girls vs Donald Trump vs Vlademir Puten vs Kim Jung Un vs scorpion king

    • @kressckerl
      @kressckerl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Myles Burgess VS DEA

    • @resart5445
      @resart5445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cp9 vs cp0

  • @commanderv23
    @commanderv23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My teacher said that he knew a guy who was a secret agent... he had to go out of town all the time, and couldn't tell his wife where he was going, when he'd be back, and she couldn't contact him... how terrible would that be?

  • @kowlovo
    @kowlovo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    " I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds " - JFK
    These org were created to serve and protect the u.s citizens but today they u.s citizens need protection from them. So I do wish the same as JFK for not just one but both.

    • @piratet0aster719
      @piratet0aster719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aaaaand in that glorious Friday they took him for a spin

    • @WatchLearnSee
      @WatchLearnSee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do know that there are studies made that show conspiracy theorists are people who stand below average intelligence? Not kidding. Just google "research conspiracy theorists intelligence" or something like that.

    • @Gamesaucer
      @Gamesaucer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neat. I've found articles have correlated lower education, unwillingness to self-reflect, low self-esteem, distrust of authority and cynicism towards politics with believing in conspiracy theories. Close enough I guess.
      You know, for some odd reason I've had it stuck in my thick head that higher intelligence correlates with belief in conspiracy theories according to one study or another. That's obviously kind of a strange assertion, so I'm glad I got this opportunity to straighten things out there.
      I don't often enough have an excuse to really look things up to challenge my beliefs and biases, so when someone tells me to google something it's like a field day.
      With that in mind, go out and tell people to ask questions. Tell them to do research. Teach them to ask themselves "why?", to ask themselves "how?". It's a healthy habit.

    • @tonytamin
      @tonytamin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "President Kennedy, as the enormity of the Bay of Pigs disaster came home to him, said to one of the highest officials of his Administration that he “wanted to splinter the C.I.A. in a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds.”
      So did Kennedy say it? Possibly. The only attribution we have is an anonymous source from the Kennedy administration by a New York Times reporter three years after Kennedy was assassinated. I’ve found no record that pre-dates 1966. It’s not exactly like he said it in a public speech or even to a reporter directly."
      This is what happens when you take things out of context. He was angry at the failure of the failed coup at the Bay of Pigs that the agency staged, which as President, he gave the go ahead for. My grandmother was an analyst for NPIC (go look it up). She worked directly with John, and he had a healthy relationship with the agency. Cut out the conspiratorial bullshit.

    • @tonytamin
      @tonytamin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read my reply.