I would much rather my child get his broken glass from a reputable company than picking up filthy glass bits from off the street where you don't know who's been playing with them!
My favorite and I think the most clever sketch was when Ed Asner Played the head of a Nuclear plant, and before leaving for a long vacation , was telling the crew "remember, you can't put too much water in the Nuclear Reactor".
This was one of the funniest holiday themed sketches. You should see the Halloween version. My favorite was the "Invisible Pedestrian" costume: A totally black outfit with a mask that restricts vision.
The "invisible pedestrian" halloween costume for kids is still my fave! I saw that years ago and I still remember it when I drive at night and I see a jogger or pedestrian dressed all in black 😂
@@pcarebear1 One Halloween I dressed as Invisible Pedestrian. My brother was at that party, and when he saw me coming up the drive he yelled "INVISIBLE PEDESTRIAN! NOT FOR BLIND KIDS!!" He was the only person that got it.
According to Aykroyd - Irwin Mainway and E. Buzz Miller are actually cousins. AND Irwin Mainway is also a cousin to Todd O'Connor,a as played by Chris Farley in the SuperFans sketches. (Da....BEARS!). Whether Miller and O'Connor are cousins remains to be seen...depends on their parents and uncles and aunts and who's on which side...
I met Dan Aykroyd once and told him he was the greatest sketch comic in the history of television. He was somewhat embarrassed, but I meant it. Genius.
This character certainly is an Americanization of a recurring character in Monty Python's Flying Circus. Hilarity always ensued whenever one of the Pythons would guest or cameo on SNL
(H)Eyyy (or "Ay") ! if the kids get hurt by the blade, there won't be some Happy Days, when they find themselves, either at a hospital or at a school's nurse office... featuring Candice Bergen (the "Murphy Brown" sitcom); the daughter of Edgar Bergen (a ventriloquist for characters, like Charlie McCarthy)...
Exactly! Kid be careful it's a bag of glass. When we were kids, you didn't have anything but your imagination, the element of danger, peer pressure that stemmed from the possibility of being humiliated and coerced into something questionable to avoid public exposure and a lighter you found at the bus stop. Computers are more dangerous lol!
Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk! ...'ya know, so Barbie takes a knife, once in awhile. Ken gets cut.' I love the early SNL, I always go on about John Belushi and Gilda Radner. They were great, but if I'm really honest, my favorite was Dan Akroyd. His takes on sleazy pitch/ad men, cable access hosts, Tom Snyder, etc, always had me howling with laughter, the most. Ty for the vid! 😎👍👏👏👏👏👏
How bout this one..Lawn Darts. A gigantic steel dart little Johnny throws up in the air...teaches em how gravity and stuff works, uhhh know what I mean? ......Wait that was a real toy.
I'm grateful..no matter what my mom said, at 5 years old to 14, I stayed up with my dad to watch it every week, then I became the school's reenactment of all the skits, so I had to practice the voices, and remember the scripts(no lie my friend that works on Practical Jokers from grade 6-8th would dress in a suit with a briefcase to school and i would dress like Buckwheat)...which the theatre teacher when I hit 9th grade caught wind, I would spend 4 years living almost in the Auditorium, and my Theatre teacher soon drove me to school, and I had all the keys...they made a deal with him at the end of 10th grade, keep him inside you're walls and we will give him Cs on everything...this was the 80s..and everyone jocks/ preps, which we were a tiny rich school was all jock preps,new if they wanted to try something, they had a safe place to go, and someone who would keep their mouths shut...my dad wanted me in the USAF, and i did, I long time,but I sent in a lot of skits and one of the most conserversal was the one i did,and the way the showed it was my skit,was by putting my address on the prescription bottle..i think its banned...
43 years, ago, people were polite/kind,respectful, enough, for to "Capitalize", someones Damn Name, therefore, yes; i do feel old, in that respect. (Edit) Also; thank you, for asking
My dad who was born in 1954, claims that he once bought a baby alligator in the mail and his parents never found out about it because he kept it in the basement
I remember this one from when I was a little kid. Dan was always my favorite of the original cast. Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk was THE toy to have Christmas '76.
I remember when even high school parties would kind of slow down a bit at 11:30 p.m. on Saturdays, right after the local T.V. news. Couldn't miss the opening of the show, and the "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!" Then we'd talk about the show on Mondays. Good times, and a _much_ better SNL.
Candice Bergen was Incredibly Beautiful, Love Her. First SNL Generation Was My Favorite (1974-1980), NBC Almost Cancelled SNL in 1980. By That Year SNL Was on Syndication All Over the US.
Actually 75-79...Chase, Aykroyd, and Belushi were all gone before the 5th season. And SNL was NOT being syndicated as early as 1980. Edited RERUNS were being shown on NBC...NOT syndicated... The first syndicated episodes were likely NIck at Nite in the mid-to-late 80s...
I see absolutely nothing wrong with his products, the warnings are all clearly labeled. Also, I was a big fan of their build your own Nuke kit. Tons of fun and a half-life of 500 years.
I would never have leaned about light refraction and prisms nor would I have ever gained interest in learning about Northern Lights had it not been for the bag of glass my parents gave me back in the day.
Randomly thought of this after about 8 years while watching YuB play Sister Location. Probably because of the phone guy, and the whole phone bit, and the fact that he says "Hello, hello," like Scott. Childhood classic.
"Teaches em' about light refraction" such genius. I never caught that before.
And prisms!
I would much rather my child get his broken glass from a reputable company than picking up filthy glass bits from off the street where you don't know who's been playing with them!
Dan Akroyd is the goat when it comes sleazy characters! Especially love the Blender Skit!
He's not just the goat, he's the goat in the moat with a boat!
Who's got the crack?
Toys like these provided hours of fun for those of us growing up in the 70s and 80s. Kids of all ages love Bag O' Vipers!
I actually remember scandal about toy companies stuffing stuffed animals with dangerous things.
I prefer Happy Fun Ball.
We had so much fun playing with blasting caps, back then.
@@jonSM99 Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Getting the Sulphric Acid refills could be a bit frustrating, but it was always worth the effort.
We’re just packaging what the kids want ya know 😂
We put a label on every bag: Kid be careful Broken Glass!
This is easily one of the best early SNL sketches.
Those folks were brilliant.
It was actually funny back then.
HEAR, HEAR!
It's always been lacklustre, unfunny and sophmoric
My favorite and I think the most clever sketch was when Ed Asner Played the head of a Nuclear plant, and before leaving for a long vacation , was telling the crew "remember, you can't put too much water in the Nuclear Reactor".
It’s the funniest SNL bit ever, to this day.
This was one of the funniest holiday themed sketches. You should see the Halloween version. My favorite was the "Invisible Pedestrian" costume: A totally black outfit with a mask that restricts vision.
That was the same sketch as 'the human torch' which was lighter fluid and a bunch of rags.
@@13572danube Yikes!
@@13572danube Flame on! Light up the night!
"NOT FER BLIND KIDS"!
I can't find a link to the Holloween sketch on youtube. That was hilarious
They did a companion sketch where the same company put out Halloween costumes.
"Johnny Human Torch...it's a bag of greasy rags and a lighter."
The "invisible pedestrian" halloween costume for kids is still my fave! I saw that years ago and I still remember it when I drive at night and I see a jogger or pedestrian dressed all in black 😂
I love the Halloween skit! Dan did such a good job with all his characters on SNL though.
Johnny spaceman was a plastic bag and rubber band
Yeah, he's actually got 5 other appearances on the show as well
snlarchives.net/Characters/?22
@@pcarebear1 One Halloween I dressed as Invisible Pedestrian. My brother was at that party, and when he saw me coming up the drive he yelled "INVISIBLE PEDESTRIAN! NOT FOR BLIND KIDS!!" He was the only person that got it.
Bag O’ Glass is what had me dying! Imagine nowadays…Bag O’ Syringes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have been a proud investor of Mainway Toys for many years. I am currently doing 5 to 10 years for fraud. All thanks to Mainway Toys.
This one is such a classic
Teddy Chainsaw Bear🐻
One of my all time favourite sketches. Dan Aykroyd plays such a good scumbag.
Ahhh, the golden and best years of SNL, Dan Ackroyd one of the best still! Loved his E. Buzz Miller character too!!
Wasn't he the cable access host, interviewing strippers from the 'coach and pole'?A local club. OMG that stuff still has me roaring!!
According to Aykroyd - Irwin Mainway and E. Buzz Miller are actually cousins. AND Irwin Mainway is also a cousin to Todd O'Connor,a as played by Chris Farley in the SuperFans sketches. (Da....BEARS!). Whether Miller and O'Connor are cousins remains to be seen...depends on their parents and uncles and aunts and who's on which side...
Irwin Mainway, maker of Happy Fun Ball, still legal in sixteen states.
So barbie takes a knife every once in a while 🤣🤣🤣
Ya know
Or Ken gets cut
tears running down my face. always love this
"Bag 'o Glass". One of my mother's favorite references to early SNL days. "Kid...Be careful...BROKEN GLASS". Yeah that warning label oughta help. 😉
This is one of the greatest snl skits in its history. I had to come back and watch this gem 😂
He definitely predicted the toy phone choking hazard.Score one for Irwin Mainway.
Hey, he's got the consumer at heart, ya know.
Dan Aykroyd is a comedic genius who channels his autism and tourettes into an amazing superpower
I met Dan Aykroyd once and told him he was the greatest sketch comic in the history of television. He was somewhat embarrassed, but I meant it. Genius.
stfu
This character certainly is an Americanization of a recurring character in Monty Python's Flying Circus. Hilarity always ensued whenever one of the Pythons would guest or cameo on SNL
@@dryjazz Yet, he's Canadian.
Anne Beatts wrote this.
Hey kid be careful, broken glass.
Saw this when it came out. Simply the best. “Doggie Dentist and Johnnie Switchblade”
"The full name is Johnny Switchblade Adventure PUNK" 😆
I definitely played with Dangerous Toys. I still survived with all 10 fingers and 9 toes. 😉
And Ten Boots!
I was interested in exothermic prompt chemistry .... kaBOOM!!!
Lawn Darts and BB guns alone would likely kill thousands of today's youth if they could get their hands on them.
I killed my twin with a yard dart
Johnny Switch Blade Adventure Punk is a modified Fonzie Doll.
No, The Hell You Say.
(H)Eyyy (or "Ay") ! if the kids get hurt by the blade, there won't be some Happy Days, when they find themselves, either at a hospital or at a school's nurse office... featuring Candice Bergen (the "Murphy Brown" sitcom); the daughter of Edgar Bergen (a ventriloquist for characters, like Charlie McCarthy)...
Did you sit, on it?
ayyyyy
@@kshinokevin Lots of extraneous info there that we all know.....why??? LOL
My all time favorite SNL Christmas skit
What the hell am I going to do with a bag of broken glass? 😂😭🤣 I've always loved this sketch.
What kid wouldn't be delighted by their Bag O' Sulfuric Acid?
I still have fond memories of my Bag O'Asbestos.
My Bag 'O muriatic acid, was never half the laughs.
Exactly! Kid be careful it's a bag of glass. When we were kids, you didn't have anything but your imagination, the element of danger, peer pressure that stemmed from the possibility of being humiliated and coerced into something questionable to avoid public exposure and a lighter you found at the bus stop. Computers are more dangerous lol!
Ha, ha, ha ha, hahahahaha!!! I'm going to get me some tissues now, hahahaha!!!
LOLOLOL
Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk! ...'ya know, so Barbie takes a knife, once in awhile. Ken gets cut.' I love the early SNL, I always go on about John Belushi and Gilda Radner. They were great, but if I'm really honest, my favorite was Dan Akroyd. His takes on sleazy pitch/ad men, cable access hosts, Tom Snyder, etc, always had me howling with laughter, the most. Ty for the vid! 😎👍👏👏👏👏👏
I've always thought Belushi was overrated. Outside of his eyebrows he really had nothing. Ackroyd, Chase and Murray we're the true geniuses.
I'm so early Dan Aykroyd still has a full head of hair
A classic one is when he had the New Jersey school lunch contract
“ ravioli stuffed with chalk”
How bout this one..Lawn Darts. A gigantic steel dart little Johnny throws up in the air...teaches em how gravity and stuff works, uhhh know what I mean? ......Wait that was a real toy.
"The 70s."
Haha yeah you can’t purchase the true lawn dart sets in many states now.
yep, we had them as kids, then one day they were gone...
Childhood memories.
They were called Jarts, and I sold a vintage set a few years back to a collector for quite a hefty sum.
I'm grateful..no matter what my mom said, at 5 years old to 14, I stayed up with my dad to watch it every week, then I became the school's reenactment of all the skits, so I had to practice the voices, and remember the scripts(no lie my friend that works on Practical Jokers from grade 6-8th would dress in a suit with a briefcase to school and i would dress like Buckwheat)...which the theatre teacher when I hit 9th grade caught wind, I would spend 4 years living almost in the Auditorium, and my Theatre teacher soon drove me to school, and I had all the keys...they made a deal with him at the end of 10th grade, keep him inside you're walls and we will give him Cs on everything...this was the 80s..and everyone jocks/ preps, which we were a tiny rich school was all jock preps,new if they wanted to try something, they had a safe place to go, and someone who would keep their mouths shut...my dad wanted me in the USAF, and i did, I long time,but I sent in a lot of skits and one of the most conserversal was the one i did,and the way the showed it was my skit,was by putting my address on the prescription bottle..i think its banned...
this is 43 years ago... feel old yet? the beautiful host is candice bergen. thought i'd mention that since she isn't even in the credits.
I want a do-over. Beginning 43 years ago.
A fine actress, and gorgeous!
43 years, ago, people were polite/kind,respectful, enough, for to "Capitalize", someones Damn Name, therefore, yes; i do feel old, in that respect. (Edit) Also; thank you, for asking
@@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 okay boomer.
tomitstube Yes, Candice..........the Radical, Liberal, Left-Wing Democrat who makes my blood boil! A really nice lady?
My dad who was born in 1954, claims that he once bought a baby alligator in the mail and his parents never found out about it because he kept it in the basement
I remember this one from when I was a little kid. Dan was always my favorite of the original cast.
Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk was THE toy to have Christmas '76.
I've been trying to find "tele-psychic" another Dan Ackroyd classic !
This is always a favorite of mine. i quote it all the time.
Comes with a plastic helmet & a real m1 rifle lmfao God this never gets old
To this day I’ll call things “bag o glass.” Some ppl get it. 😂
I just love Dan Aykroyd
I was in high school when this was on SNL. Still hilarious today!
I remember when even high school parties would kind of slow down a bit at 11:30 p.m. on Saturdays, right after the local T.V. news. Couldn't miss the opening of the show, and the "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!" Then we'd talk about the show on Mondays. Good times, and a _much_ better SNL.
Candice Bergen was Incredibly Beautiful, Love Her. First SNL Generation Was My Favorite (1974-1980), NBC Almost Cancelled SNL in 1980. By That Year SNL Was on Syndication All Over the US.
...and smart act too..
@@finddeniro Yes, Smart Beauty
Actually 75-79...Chase, Aykroyd, and Belushi were all gone before the 5th season. And SNL was NOT being syndicated as early as 1980. Edited RERUNS were being shown on NBC...NOT syndicated... The first syndicated episodes were likely NIck at Nite in the mid-to-late 80s...
OMG !! Classic! I remember when SNL was tasteless and great !!
Teddy Chainsaw Bear🤣😂
Knowing that Farley openly stole Aykroyd's cadence, vibe and accent from this and put it in 'Da Bears' sketch just takes it to another level.
Interesting observation! Did you know that Irwin Mainway and Todd O'Connor are ACTUALLY cousins??? See Aykroyd on the SuperFans sketch in 1998...
Ahhh Bag of Glass, right up there with my Legos and Whirlybird. Those were the days . . .
This is my favorite Dan Aykroyd SNL skit of all time.
I have been looking for this video for months. That being said these toys sound awesome.
Johnny switchblade adventure punk was my favorite happy days character
Thank you for uploading this.
I bet after kids play with Bag o' Sulfuric Acid, the Mr. Skin Grafter toy probably comes in handy. 😁
This and Julia Changs bleeding are my favs off D.A!!
It is kind of like the Monty Python "Whizzo Candy Company" sketch, in that the manufacturer refuses to make products that are safe and conventional.
I JUST mentioned how the Pythons inspired and influenced 1970s humor, leading to great guest host and cameo bits on SNL!
"KID--BE CAREFUL--BROKEN GLASS"
I think he's made his point.
One of the best skits ever done!
And ones ever not just the SNL Christmas ones
My all time favorite SNL skit
I'm gonna ask Santa for a Teddy Chainsaw Bear this season
Me too
One of the best skits. True classic.
When I was in grade school. We would get Free books for RIF. We all wanted to get the books "Truly Tasteless Jokes"
"Kid look out broken glasssssss." LOL
who wouldn't want a back of knifes for christmas?
NEED those sunglasses!
Johnny switchblade lol 😂
Teddy Chainsaw bear 😂
I remember when my parents bought me the Mainway, "Bag O' Dicks"
Toys were us..😂
Ironically, we’re banning toys today that are “dangerous” for reasons Mr. Mainway has just demonstrated.
I still use my Bass-o-matic. Gray fishy protein shakes YUM
43 years later - and this guy is the President!
And there's the one where Mainway defends the school lunches he provides.
Back in the days when they didn't force the Studio audience to laugh like they have to now for live shows.
The ONLY reason this skit works is Danny. He created a shady type of guy. The look, the voice, the attitude. A VERY underrated performer on this show.
Ya know
I want the consumer probe with Halloween costumes. That’s the best 1
Geez! Candice was stunningly beautiful! Aykroyd got all the funny lines in this skit but my eyes were glued to the beauty sitting next to him.
Still one of the funniest skits in SNL history.
I love the Fonzie doll switchblade!!!
I see absolutely nothing wrong with his products, the warnings are all clearly labeled. Also, I was a big fan of their build your own Nuke kit. Tons of fun and a half-life of 500 years.
"...or Ken gets cut."
Ken definitely ran away as soon as he saw Johnny Switchblade
I used to take the end off the arrows and sharpen them in a pencil sharpener. It all went downhill from there.
Dang the "Bag O' -" line of products is bigger than i though "Bag O' Sulphuric Acid" 😂😂
Hey, I loved my Johnny Switchblade. Millennials are such wimps.
Dan Akroyd a Genius
General Tranh's Secret Police Confession Kit. 🤣
Love his pinky ring.
The bag-o line. 🤣
Who wouldn't want a bag of broken glass??
Ya know
“It sells very well,ya know?”
Is it me or did Jason Sudeikis channel the Irwin Mainway character in this week's Annie skit? 🤣😂🤣
I would never have leaned about light refraction and prisms nor would I have ever gained interest in learning about Northern Lights had it not been for the bag of glass my parents gave me back in the day.
Forgot the ever popular "Bathtub Toaster."
Dan Aykroyd looks like Paul F. Tompkins.
Paul F. Tompkins...with talent??
I love that Irwin has not just one but two pinky rings.
love how he keeps going to his tie..... gotta be a nod to Rodney...
Irwin Mainway is wayyy before my time, but it's still sooo funny!
Jason Sudeikis just did this character on last night's show.
I grew up with Bag O Vipors. It was a little dangerous but it taught me self reliances.
johnny switch blade adventure punk from a Mego Fonz action figure lmao
I got the SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CHRISTMAS on DVD.
people still use DVD's?
These toys and some little chocolate donuts....there's nothing I cant do
I have a friend in sales who reminds me of this dude. Total sociopath lol.
I can always spot the sales reps when I fly, lol, they just have a "look". Some are just built that way, can sell furnaces to Satan.
He sounds fun!
We know. He and/or She tries to sell a "god", every week, under the guise, of "Pastor/Preacher.":
I gotta ask, does your friend move product?
Randomly thought of this after about 8 years while watching YuB play Sister Location. Probably because of the phone guy, and the whole phone bit, and the fact that he says "Hello, hello," like Scott.
Childhood classic.
General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit. Beautiful!