Slow stairs are by far one of my favourite things I saw on my last trip to earth. Though be warned, using them the wrong way around makes you go quite fast instead.
Important tip: Before you eat outdoors, make sure you: A. Have legal ownership of all the doors you wish to consume. B. If you don't legally own any doors, ask permission before consuming other people's doors. C. If you don't have permission to consume anyone's doors, make sure their owners are too poor to afford lawyers. D. Consuming doors attached to the former homes of evicted tenants is ill-advised, as landlords may be able to afford lawyers. E. If you wish to source your doors from HOA neighborhoods, consume only the interior doors to avoid ruining the house's external value. F. I don't recommend consuming any doors to begin with unless they're the doors to a gingerbread house. The correct answer is F, for respect. 7 x 13 - 10 + 9 = 7 Crocker's constant: 6 = 🐟 Math is math!
I am very excited for my trip to earth! I have been practising my human speech for the occassion! I am looking forwards to see what 3 dimensional beings look like.
I've always wanted to go to earth but never had the funds for it. Do you offer a discount or scholarship for students wishing to visit for educational purposes?
Humans are odd creatures. Sure, they are mostly harmless. Sadly, that is only if you resemble one particular subgrouping known as "white" male adults. These particular humans tend to gather together and watch something called football. Although, the name football seems to be associated with two different group activities. There seems to be a very vocal group of these so-called white men who insist that they and they alone know the proper use of the word football. Again, sadly, both sides are of equal conviction as to their stance of the matter.
my last visit to earth really feels fun!! but the tour didnt said there will be a thing called "shampoo". i tried it and it tastes good! i wish it was available here in ≤¿Әϐ
Slow stairs are by far one of my favourite things I saw on my last trip to earth. Though be warned, using them the wrong way around makes you go quite fast instead.
especially if you're going down and you trip
Personally I prefer the public toilet, they had amazing snacks!
Earth is sure a interresting place, I am considering visiting it!
I gotta take my kids there for sure
Meow wolf is my kinda artist collective. Makes you feel like you're being transported to a different dimension that's almost like a dream from the 90s
Matt King thank-you for making your dreams into a reality. Your work will live on. You will be remembered.
Can't wait to see Grandma's House.
This Earth place sounds pretty neat.
This is how I feel aliens would create Earth advertisements in the 90;s.
They are, but now, it just took a while for the light to reach them
that's exactly what this is within convergence station lore
Meow wolf really needs their own VR Chat world or series of worlds all this stuff in VR would be trippy.
The reverse concept, along with all the clever but superficial appeals to different groups/tastes...BRILLIANT!
Eating outdoors too!?!? Sign me tf up
Important tip: Before you eat outdoors, make sure you:
A. Have legal ownership of all the doors you wish to consume.
B. If you don't legally own any doors, ask permission before consuming other people's doors.
C. If you don't have permission to consume anyone's doors, make sure their owners are too poor to afford lawyers.
D. Consuming doors attached to the former homes of evicted tenants is ill-advised, as landlords may be able to afford lawyers.
E. If you wish to source your doors from HOA neighborhoods, consume only the interior doors to avoid ruining the house's external value.
F. I don't recommend consuming any doors to begin with unless they're the doors to a gingerbread house.
The correct answer is F, for respect.
7 x 13 - 10 + 9 = 7
Crocker's constant: 6 = 🐟
Math is math!
Me and my family loved toilet, 10/ 10 recommend
I am very excited for my trip to earth! I have been practising my human speech for the occassion! I am looking forwards to see what 3 dimensional beings look like.
I went, and it was mostly harmless
I'm Donut Steele and this is my favorite video on the Citadel--i mean, C-Street
I make sure visit CONSTRUCTION SITE and GRANDMAS HOUSE. I like EATING OUTDOORS. Will visit to sample LOCAL FOOD.
I can't wait to experience Bus
Earth: Mostly Harmless
I went here last month, it was really fun! I drank an unspicy soda
Lots and lots of green. Am considering buying 'wood' for ceiling decorations
I love how the captions say "So do you"
The public toilet sounds like fun, I want to go to earth!
RIP matt king, we truly never know whats in store, even your sudden passing...
you should definetly expand to more countries!
Has anyone been? The "parking garages" look delightfully exotic.
Me want to take cursed statue back to home world.
No that statute is like 40 ft tall (the blue horse) also their are actual therorys that it is cursed
@@susanliptak6595 Blucifer fell on the artist who was creating him and the artist died as a result.
Calling my agent now!
I've always wanted to go to earth but never had the funds for it. Do you offer a discount or scholarship for students wishing to visit for educational purposes?
Rest easy, matt king :(
Rest in peace matt king
Been there , Done that. Already had the book and the T- Shirt.
"BUUUSSSSSS" love it love it. 🤣 well done.
i wish id known about this back in september, when i went to the denver gem show
amazing
Its fun to stay at the ymca
Bruh Boors lite got me so good
Did Tim & Eric direct this?
Do I NEED to assume a human body for visiting?
Tried animal once, wasn't recommendable
0:25 B U S !
Woohoo
The fact they used like 12 different songs
Already been.
They left out some of their more esoteric offerings, such as Bomb, Waste Disposal, and Nuclear Core.
hahahhahahahahhahah!!!
🤣
The place is a dump. I came, my portal closed accidentally behind me, and I've been stuck here 50 years now. Wish I could get off this rock.
Hey hey, don't confuse outsiders, earth is perfectly flat.
Humans are odd creatures. Sure, they are mostly harmless. Sadly, that is only if you resemble one particular subgrouping known as "white" male adults. These particular humans tend to gather together and watch something called football. Although, the name football seems to be associated with two different group activities. There seems to be a very vocal group of these so-called white men who insist that they and they alone know the proper use of the word football. Again, sadly, both sides are of equal conviction as to their stance of the matter.
who the hell eats outside!? never visiting earth again, smh
Place seems awful. I'll find somewhere else, perhaps some place without a pest problem, thank you.
2/10 trip was overrated and over-hyped, do not recommend
Worst place in the milky way, 0 out of 10, don't go
my last visit to earth really feels fun!! but the tour didnt said there will be a thing called "shampoo". i tried it and it tastes good! i wish it was available here in ≤¿Әϐ