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I did find it a bit predictable myself but after enough storytelling and gangsters you start to see them all coming. Still, the acting was fucking great, not just Joey.
oh dang that was cool. Saw the twist coming as it’s a familiar plot, sure, but it’s one of those ones where they told the story so well you were ready for it and super happy when it happened. And plus also Joey Diaz so yah!
Irony. "Gens Una Sumus", We Are One Family, the motto of the world chess federation (FIDE). Seriously though, every single table in the place has mustard but no ketchup.
The slide not coming back on the gun thus not being able to chamber another round totally ruined this little film for me… otherwise it actually really good
Hello sir , i am raghu from India , am an aspiring film maker , your work is so cool and i love this short film "The Russian" , will you share me your permission to direct it in my style sir , hope you will accept and say "yes" with copyrights.
@OSU. 1 .BETTA. I get he was truly Russian, but people typically speak with a foreign accent when they’re unable to speak English fluently. He’s demonstrated that he speaks perfect English. So he would either speak Russian or perfect English, not English with a heavy Russian accent
@@frostbitex7613 could be that the Russian accent is his real/business accent where as his “normal” accent is what he uses as a disguise because think about it if someone came in asking “have you seen any Russians” that’d be a dead give away the accent he uses masks his identity In a sense.
He's going to shoot her, but he doesn't want to do it with her facing him. I assume not for his panic (perhaps his guilt at what he must do to this bystander), but for her to not be so stressed and terrified as the last feeling she feels. But also, could be funny and unrealistic and he wants the pie lol
Uncle joey screaming like somebody served him the ranch.
WHERE DA FUCKS THE BLUE CHEEEEEESE
I'm surprised he didn't have a failsafe supply of it on him.
😂😂😂😂
Joey Diaz signature cough at 5:55 LOL TREMENDOUS
All that thc in his lungs bro
Love it. That last sentence made it feel like a hollywood blockbuster.
Santence*
@@chickennuggetscoon6900 a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.
@@nipps223 nerds!😂
Anyone else noticed they forgot to edit the last gunshot flash
joey needed money for weed
@@MODERNDAYROCKERS hahahaha could imagine how that went
that's the part that bothers you.....the gun does not even cycle after he shoots
Hahaha
Good job detective, why don't you shut the hell up and just enjoy it.
It was a good idea. Not executed as well as it could have been. Joey and the waitress seemed to be the only characters that seemed natural.
Agreed
Yeah....I like the Russian until he turn Russian too, he seems very genuinely nerdy he just needs a better evil voice
He was about to leave without paying the waitress, that villain!
Like a docta!!!
They guy won't drink coffee as he's a diabetic but wants ketchup with his fries.... Interesting
Ketchup is nothing if not sugar. You got a point.
I'm gonna guess that guy was a little sped
Has his ketchup black
That was supposed to be the irony of it. It’s called comedy.
Ketchup actually has little carbs when used in suggested serving size
That was honestly pretty damn good
This is genius
So good, isn't it? The switchback to American accent at the end was brilliant. Absolutely cold stuff.
tremendous!!!!
"do you think I could get a slice of that pie to go??" Da, Ne problema!! Hahahaha!
No real man sits with their back to the door
The ending was a little predictable but the last line was incredible
@YBAX ok I will keep my opinion to myself. Oh wait this is USA, not Russia!
@YBAX enjoy your Friday. I love Joey Diaz!
I agree and I agree.
Very predictable but still good.
I did find it a bit predictable myself but after enough storytelling and gangsters you start to see them all coming. Still, the acting was fucking great, not just Joey.
I love this I’ve watched it at least 10 times, I think about it now and again. Any similar shorts like this anyone has to recommend?
Sure, every, single story from Uncle Joey is another "short". On any podcast or taped show.
I would’ve took my sandwich wtf
I have worked in the industry for over 35 years. ALL of your favorite, top filmmakers started just like this.
They shoulda put a bottle of ranch on the table.
Joey is God
Great short uncle Joey!!!
oh dang that was cool. Saw the twist coming as it’s a familiar plot, sure, but it’s one of those ones where they told the story so well you were ready for it and super happy when it happened. And plus also Joey Diaz so yah!
How tf did he afford Uncle Joey for this little project? That's insane. Imagine if he brought this to school and had to present this for a class
Very well done!! Pleasantly enjoyed that, awesome Coco!!
He stubbed out a cigarette that was never lit...
The Russian mentions it at 3:55
This is tremendous
I really enjoyed this short film!! Excellent 10/10 💯👌
I love it!!!....so many twists in so little a time....
That hat is not making it
This was soo awesome 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🔥🔥🔥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This dude gives me a big ryan gosling vibes
Surprisingly good!
well written. Loved it. well made !!
like a docta
Anybody else ever click on a video then skip ahead to a random time but land exactly on the thumbnail? Happened to me twice now.
This is so great
this is actually awesome
so wild! i really enjoyed that
I knew it omg i got that soo spot on good short film though
Irony. "Gens Una Sumus", We Are One Family, the motto of the world chess federation (FIDE).
Seriously though, every single table in the place has mustard but no ketchup.
Wasn't in the budget
i did not expect that plot twist
Direction 💯
Joey Diaz made this great.
On the last shot, the slide didn’t move and there was no muzzle flash
Excellent!
Joey diaz's voice - if leather had a voice
0:36 when you buy Ryan Gosling off of Ali Baba
Oscar winning acting by the guy. Made it so believable. I legit thought they caught the wrong guy.
"History of Violence" on a shoestring budget!
This was good XD. I kinda predicted he was gonna ask for pie in the end. Plus that guy should have been a lawyer instead he's good at convincing.
They forgot to add muzzle flash when he shoots thr guy in the booth at 7:31
LMFAO this shit was hilarious.
The gun sound fx
I didnt see that coming..
Dude in the beginning looks like Draco Malfoy had a rough month…
Bravo!
That was awesome...
I know at the one minute mark that he was gonna kill them all and ask for some pie
treated that guy like half a momo.
I think “Vince” is a good actor …..
"Tremendous"
Tremendous!
That was good 👍
Yeah I saw that coming
Should have known he was a ruskie when he refused the apple pie!
Just take the pie to go I bet she said 😅
Tremendous
I'm pissed cause I've seen this fuckin movie never noticed old joey....
The slide not coming back on the gun thus not being able to chamber another round totally ruined this little film for me… otherwise it actually really good
Proto john wick
The acting 😂😂
Joey Diaz is a treasure.
He kidnapped a drug dealer with a machine gun, in real life.
7:29 Gun fires no flash
I'd want a slice of that pie 😉
I wonder why he was reading a chess book
Of course is not the russian guy, is the japanese guy!
Hello sir , i am raghu from India , am an aspiring film maker , your work is so cool and i love this short film "The Russian" , will you share me your permission to direct it in my style sir , hope you will accept and say "yes" with copyrights.
Good video!
Is this a real movie? I wanna watch it.
Have coffee without sugar and who puts cream in coffee. Jeez
Is this a new show?
Nah, some cheap short movie from 2010.
The only thing I don’t understand... why go from speaking perfect English to speaking English with a Russian accent?
@OSU. 1 .BETTA. I get he was truly Russian, but people typically speak with a foreign accent when they’re unable to speak English fluently. He’s demonstrated that he speaks perfect English. So he would either speak Russian or perfect English, not English with a heavy Russian accent
@@frostbitex7613 Get over it nerd
@@frostbitex7613 could be that the Russian accent is his real/business accent where as his “normal” accent is what he uses as a disguise because think about it if someone came in asking “have you seen any Russians” that’d be a dead give away the accent he uses masks his identity In a sense.
Is this a real movie or a clip?
He didn’t smoke a single cigarette. Puts out an unlit cigarette and when he finally gets to lighting it he gets shot. Ngl annoyed me 😂
Poor joey
Is that Brian Holtzman
P.J. Marino, kinda looks like Brian Holtzman
What the Heck Joey !?
Yats'ssiai
Can I have a fry?
Was that a bb gun?
Lmaooo
Just Joey . . . That's all
He's going to shoot her, but he doesn't want to do it with her facing him. I assume not for his panic (perhaps his guilt at what he must do to this bystander), but for her to not be so stressed and terrified as the last feeling she feels. But also, could be funny and unrealistic and he wants the pie lol
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Diabetic forgoes the coffee but eats fries and takes ketchup?
Fake!
Waitress was thiccc
lol
no lines for joey... lame
Lol so many mistakes and inconsistencies in 8 minutes... Solid idea, but pretty bad execution.
worst acting ever