Every Pregnant Person in a Movie

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    Original Every Pregnant Person in a Movie TikTok by Mary Elizabeth Kelly (me) with tropes of various pregnant characters in TV and Film.
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  • @mare_kell
    @mare_kell  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

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  • @LindaMonroeColony
    @LindaMonroeColony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54414

    I swear they always vomit ONCE to hint at pregnancy and they never vomit again

    • @victoriap1649
      @victoriap1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      Yes!! Lmaoo

    • @cloudyskies007
      @cloudyskies007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      Did you want to see them vomit the entire movie?

    • @moniquemontoute9066
      @moniquemontoute9066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      It would be great to see a version of “Every Pregnant Person in Movie Before They Know They’re Pregnant.” Those always kill me. So obvious

    • @laland5752
      @laland5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Omg I never realized this before! Ha!

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      @@cloudyskies007 no but maybe like twice? I mean a lone drunk person vomits more times in a movie for a temporary condition that someone who is pregnant for months on end.

  • @sarahvanos6179
    @sarahvanos6179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21717

    They always vomit and immediately know they're pregnant. It could just be food poisoning😂

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Ikr I was watching this movie and a woman walks in on her daughter puking into the toilet followed by inaudible dialogue and from that we are supposed to infer "the girl is pregnant" because it couldn't be bulimia or an anxious stomach. ( yes it could be a bug or food poisoning too but since its supposed to be a big emotional moment I went with more plot relevant explanations what are equally as probable)

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Funny thing when I had food poison my grams asked me if I was pregnant. I laughed so hard at her accusation while trying not to get vomit everywhere. Like MA'AM! Ain't nobody got time for that.

    • @NiallerHazza101
      @NiallerHazza101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Thats what I hated about Mama Mia 2. Literally Sophie pukes and is like "I think we know what that means" then proceeds to tell people she's pregnant without doing a test. Like excuse me?? You could've just been sick

    • @ameliabrown3987
      @ameliabrown3987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@NiallerHazza101 I came here to say. That bugs me to no end

    • @sarahvanos6179
      @sarahvanos6179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@NiallerHazza101 Same! I was thinking about Mamma Mia 2 when I wrote the comment 😂

  • @bradyweather3998
    @bradyweather3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6383

    The “you did this to me” just unlocked memory’s of movies I didn’t even know I’ve seen

  • @jennix8666
    @jennix8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Pregnant Lady: "It'll be you and me against the world" also her "I hope you have your Daddys eyes" 🤔🤣

    • @Tri-Trill
      @Tri-Trill ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I actually said to my baby “I hope you have your dad’s eyelashes, coz they are so damn long and pretty, it is so unfair! Just the eyelashes, and every other thing from me”

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tri-Trill Well? Did they get the eyelashes?

    • @weeekly7
      @weeekly7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tri-Trill lmk if they got them 🤣

    • @pink99644
      @pink99644 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know I’m late but… don’t forget about the “You did this to me! 😤”

    • @Izzy_jam
      @Izzy_jam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Tri-Trillit’s a year later, but did they have them?

  • @einsteinatthemovies4500
    @einsteinatthemovies4500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68102

    Not to mention when their water breaks at the worst possible moment and it takes them 10
    Minutes to give birth and they always give birth to a 6 month old 😅

    • @nataliest.martin8453
      @nataliest.martin8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

      Exactly! The water breaking and instant full blown labor contractions! Screaming 🙀

    • @Arginne
      @Arginne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      @@nataliest.martin8453 Thats what I had 🤷🏻‍♀️ (precipitous labor)

    • @nataliest.martin8453
      @nataliest.martin8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      @@Arginne amazing! (Scary?) But it’s definitely not the only or most common way for labor to start, right?

    • @hannajasmin5289
      @hannajasmin5289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

      Also how literally everyone is GREAT at handling "the water breaking".

    • @ameenahsf
      @ameenahsf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      Funny story. When I was pregnant I remember distinctly a topic about movies vs reality when pregnant on some random radio station. The radio hosts were joking about when the water breaks and it's like a ton of water and they are instantly having contractions and how "ridiculous" that was because it never happens like that. Since it was my first pregnancy I was eating this type of stuff up because I wanted to be prepared!
      Fast forward a few months and I developed polyhydromnios (severe amniotic fluid retention) and not only flooded my room when my water broke but indeed went straight into major contractions! 🤣. The clean up crew had to be called to mop up my situation so the nurses and doctor wouldnt slip and fall!
      So moral of the story... not every story is fiction haha and everyones pregnancy/ labor and delivery is different.

  • @xxkatarzyna1109
    @xxkatarzyna1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11947

    And there's always a scene where she's crying and breaking down "I'm so fat!"

    • @gabriellawhitton3907
      @gabriellawhitton3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      idk i am 26 weeks and just did that after visiting my family and seeing everyone lost weight 😭 im so fucking jealous i want to have a cute little waist and wear normal ass clothes and just like? walk? go on hikes, workout some, diet but noooo :(

    • @thememe5090
      @thememe5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@gabriellawhitton3907 aw that’s okay your not expected to be a body builder while your pregnant haha your okay and I hope the best for your baby and family ♥️

    • @sovietunion899
      @sovietunion899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@gabriellawhitton3907 it’s okay ma’am, you are perfect the way you are! don’t worry

    • @Ejaz100
      @Ejaz100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thememe5090 do you even know what a bodybuilder is?

    • @thememe5090
      @thememe5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Ejaz100 it’s literally in the name lol I’m trying to say you don’t have to workout at the gym everyday and have rock hard abs after and during pregnancy. You don’t have to look skinny while you literally have a whole human being in your stomach lol

  • @catonkybord7950
    @catonkybord7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Also, if someone's pregnant in a movie, the birth has to be shown. And of course it has to happen at the worst possible time.
    Also also: "The baby's coming! We need clean rags and hot water!"

    • @eirianstarlesschild521
      @eirianstarlesschild521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i always wondered what the hot water was for. are you making tea?

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing4
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoing4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@eirianstarlesschild521 it helps them relax

    • @mysticreaper896
      @mysticreaper896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hot water relaxes muscles

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eirianstarlesschild521 hahaha! Same here! My imagination has run WILD with ideas about hot water 🧐

    • @jellymoon348
      @jellymoon348 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PEACHES!!

  • @black_lung514
    @black_lung514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    'Yeah guys I'm pregnant'
    Me staring at her huge belly: Oh really, we couldn't tell.

    • @littlecut_ieroblox2599
      @littlecut_ieroblox2599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      pregnant lady: yeah im 5 months
      Me: oh well when you need to stop eatin

    • @black_lung514
      @black_lung514 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@littlecut_ieroblox2599 bruh what?!☠️

    • @littlecut_ieroblox2599
      @littlecut_ieroblox2599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@black_lung514 that what i said when 8 saw this video

    • @Thecloaker_
      @Thecloaker_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah thats… thats the joke

    • @black_lung514
      @black_lung514 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Thecloaker_ oh really? I couldn't tell

  • @Moon_Moon91
    @Moon_Moon91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21597

    "You did this to me!!!!" is SO Rachel Green😭

    • @Joemama55122
      @Joemama55122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Chandler:
      "Could it BE anymore Rachel Green?!"

    • @popescucatrinel5407
      @popescucatrinel5407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      "You started it now you FINISH IT!"😆✌️

    • @helen4876
      @helen4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      BAHAHAHA THAT IS SO TRUE

    • @hiilikespicynoodles5873
      @hiilikespicynoodles5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes lol I thought the same thing 😂❤️!!!!

    • @dreamer9375
      @dreamer9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      "Like you haven't done enough" This one just cracks me up😂

  • @loveyourselfplease6842
    @loveyourselfplease6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5123

    You even got the part right where they never gain any weight or change shape anywhere, just a perfectly round belly. No rounder face, no swollen ankles, no widened pelvis & thicker thighs like 95% of women get.

    • @LornaTyrie
      @LornaTyrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      So true! The only time this happens is if the actress is actually pregnant 😂

    • @mysticstep4553
      @mysticstep4553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      My teacher actually was like that she was pregnant and didn't change at all

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      and if they do, there’s a scene where they’re crying and yelling “IM SO FAT”

    • @faithbustos611
      @faithbustos611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      i didn’t gain weight anywhere else.. only my belly and it was perfectly round lmao. my face looked the same.. my ankles never got swollen.. my thighs were the same size.. so yea it happens.. also it’s a movie they can really only give a fake belly.. if they added the extras ppl would say it’s body shaming other pregnant women and all this bs.

    • @TheRCSoldier
      @TheRCSoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@faithbustos611 it's the opposite. We need to show pregnant women as being bigger when they're pregnant, because most women gain weight during pregnancy. Movies don't add that because being fat is seen as unattractive. Not having women look like they're gaining weight while pregnant leads to bodyshaming because people won't realize it's normal.

  • @c1oudydo11s
    @c1oudydo11s ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “do you want to hold him 🥺” _hands baby over like it’s a giant sandwich_

  • @lond5966
    @lond5966 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “YOU DID THIS TO ME!”
    “Jessica that’s your chemistry teacher?”
    “EXACTLY”

  • @Rachel-xg7hs
    @Rachel-xg7hs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12579

    Why do they always say it has to be a mistake?? You and your little boyfriend were messing around for the whole first half of the movie, it’s not like you guys have never touched each other 😂

    • @violettbellerose1173
      @violettbellerose1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +697

      "your little boyfriend" lol that was so cute

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      “And your little dog too!”

    • @aditii1698
      @aditii1698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      **bella and edward left the chat**

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @etheriusmoon1809
      @etheriusmoon1809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@aditii1698 "oh I didn't know I could ejaculate as a vampire"

  • @azu8240
    @azu8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5835

    "And MY sense of humor!"
    _reptilian uneven blinking_

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That was the funniest part🤣🤣🤣

    • @twilightskiesx
      @twilightskiesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My dog blinks like that. Only one of them though.

    • @denissemontfort8152
      @denissemontfort8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMFAO this is literally the best comment and the most underrated 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @reallyjustmetho
      @reallyjustmetho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god 😂

  • @janeroshan6364
    @janeroshan6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The heavy breathing and the “YOU DID THIS TO ME” so accurate

  • @maryu8328
    @maryu8328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The blink you did when you said “my sense of humor” was hilarious

  • @thewalkingmic5
    @thewalkingmic5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6132

    Extra points if she experienced a miscarriage earlier in the movie, but gets pregnant again two scenes later, thus causing her to become eerily happy and forget about the child she just lost.

    • @twistysnacks
      @twistysnacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      To be fair, that's the reality for some women. Miscarriage can be really traumatic but it does affect all women differently.

    • @sidvacant9382
      @sidvacant9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@twistysnacks my mom experienced something similar but had another child anyways.

    • @thewalkingmic5
      @thewalkingmic5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@twistysnacks good point

    • @twistysnacks
      @twistysnacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Alyssa something like 25% - 40% of pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion. Often before you even realize you're pregnant. 😳

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My Grandma was pregnant with multiples. Lost all but one my uncle who gets on everybody's nerves 90% of the time.

  • @chariot6777
    @chariot6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    You forgot when they have a big meal and say "I'm eating for 2." 😂

    • @breannadeal8610
      @breannadeal8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Biggest misconception ever. You ain't stuffing your face with 6 cheeseburgers Carol. You'll eat like 2 slices of pizza, be full, and then 20 minutes later be looking for snacks.

    • @deshickerson4531
      @deshickerson4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breannadeal8610 lol right.

    • @D3vilMayCry99
      @D3vilMayCry99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL ☠️😂

  • @zaniiite
    @zaniiite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    💯
    You left out the parts where the water breaks dramatically and there’s an instantaneous severe pain and the urge to push, all within 5 minutes 🤣

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It kinda felt like that for me 💀💀💀 Water broke at 8pm, hospital at 8:15, pain got a lot worse, felt the urge to push at 8:40, got checked at 8:55 (“about 10cm”) and had her at 9:24. 😅

    • @zaniiite
      @zaniiite 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@potato1084 Haha! Wow! That was an intense and hour and a half for you! 😆 I bet a lot of women are envious of your experience.

    • @CIorox_BIeach
      @CIorox_BIeach 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know right. Like it's a cramping muscle, you didn't get stabbed.

  • @GeeseRool
    @GeeseRool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It’s the “you did this to me” that killed me 😂

  • @witchby7420
    @witchby7420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    Also the women never have any after-pregnancy fat. She just pushes put the baby and instantly goes back to the size she used to be before pregnancy

    • @rinyaskyline
      @rinyaskyline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah that tends to be uncommon, and it could be seen more in media. Although I did have a science teacher who had just had her kid like maybe a month before the school year started and was still a size three so there are (rare as hell) exceptions.

    • @witchby7420
      @witchby7420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@rinyaskyline I'm definitely not doubting there's some women sho can work it off! I just wish there were more shows/movies that actually show the extra weight from pregnancy lol

    • @michellepaul8514
      @michellepaul8514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A lot of women who are slim look almost the same after they have the baby. My cousin was slim before she got pregnant and I saw her a few months after she had the baby and she was just as slim.

    • @witchby7420
      @witchby7420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@michellepaul8514 good for her. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's actually very uncommon for that to happen. Also that took place over a couple months, women in movies never show it to begin with lol

    • @eraldadevole
      @eraldadevole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@witchby7420 idk where you live but where I do(europe) it is not uncommon at all. On my prenatal class that lasted months, none of the 15 other girls got fatter, just our belly got bigger, all different body types, a few were a little chubby but even them didn’t get bigger although our last 2 months covid had exploded and we basically were home 24/7 and very pregnant so didn’t move much. I was used to walk a lot, at least 5-6km a day. All of us got normal in a matter of days weight wise. The tummy area it did take longer, not bc of fat though. We have monthly appointments with our ob/gyns and they do weigh ins, one of the first things after saying “hello/how are you feeling” basically. If you go there with many extra kgs each month but don’t call it like it is(that you have been eating bad or too much and in that case they ask what you have been eating and advise you to be careful etc) it would be a reason for concern and extra tests to make sure everything is ok.
      If you watch what you eat and how much there is no actual reason to get fat during pregnancy, scientifically speaking. And I’m not talking about those few kg of water retention some may suffer during the last month of pregnancy.
      I didn’t have the famous cravings you hear about since you’re little. Maybe sometimes I would crave chocolate and that was unusual cause I don’t care about sweets usually nut still it wasn’t anything I couldn’t control if I wanted to, like any other craving everyone has. I chose to eat a fruit most of the time although I don’t care even for fruits but did it for tye baby.
      I hated even hearing about meat, raw onions(that I like) and chemical smells like parfume, candles etc. I think there is a lot of misconception about pregnancy, you’re going through a lot emotionally and physically, you’re scared, excited, another life is growing inside of you, starts moving, you can even feel them doing a somersault or having a hiccup etc. Can’t do the same things you did before, have to be careful, a lot of visits, tests, ppl touching you etc. I think some give in on cravings and foods they enjoy more than others. Mind you I have had pcos and hypothyroidism issues in the past prior to pregnancy and I have to be careful in general, theoretically I should have gained weight so easily, I didn’t just bc I ate normal and healthy most of the time.

  • @kaeteegage4846
    @kaeteegage4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    Congratulations mom here's your perfectly healthy fully grown baby who's totally new born and not a paid actor.

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Did you expect actual newborns to be in a movie? Tsk tsk.

    • @emmalynnelson8257
      @emmalynnelson8257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Thus comment just made me realize that babies get paid to be in movies lol

    • @emmettmcnally740
      @emmettmcnally740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Maya_hee fun fact, because of child acting laws/regulations, the baby has to be at least 15 days old, and though it's largely outlawed, some states allow for preemies to be used because they're closer to newborn baby sized compared to a full term 15 day old baby. Those suckers grow fast! They also use multi-birth babies (I e twins or triples) due to their tendency to be smaller than a single birth baby

    • @abigailmarughu3403
      @abigailmarughu3403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paid actor 😭

    • @hahaaa8196
      @hahaaa8196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emmettmcnally740 yeah okay but in some shows ( Arabic dramas) they bring a one year old like we can’t tell it’s not a newborn baby

  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    And don’t forget the “I’m totally fine for all day but suddenly my water breaks and I’m in INSTANT intense pain and labour!” trope

  • @Kai.dather1an
    @Kai.dather1an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Want to hold him .? 😏”
    “Here ya go 😀”

  • @cleoarbel
    @cleoarbel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    I love that you played this as drew Barrymore

    • @ella-qh8re
      @ella-qh8re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      no stop LMAO

    • @AmandaGabr1elle
      @AmandaGabr1elle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was gonna say thissss

    • @bea4156
      @bea4156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Right?? Real Riding In Cars With Boys flashbacks!

    • @sarahcruz1796
      @sarahcruz1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes also came here to say this 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @hiilikespicynoodles5873
      @hiilikespicynoodles5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol 😂😂😂 yes!!!!

  • @AG-ej7wm
    @AG-ej7wm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    You forgot the "my water just broke!" moment and eventually giving birth in an elevator/taxi/plane.

    • @emilygendreau
      @emilygendreau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she ends up marrying the stranger who drove her/helped her deliver

    • @arrowverselover100
      @arrowverselover100 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@emilygendreau Not look who's talking... Haha.

  • @m.in_yeon
    @m.in_yeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “aNd My SeNsE oF hUmOr”
    So accurate

  • @inkyeplayz7933
    @inkyeplayz7933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The “I cant be.. PPrengnant..” really gets me lol it’s in all the movies

  • @esthereckstine2532
    @esthereckstine2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Also ever notice how pregnancy is always a plot point in movies there's never anyone just casually pregnant 😂 like in real life pregnancy happens all the time but there's never any side characters or background characters just pregnant like it's a normal part of life 😂

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      *Emperor's New Groove is typing*

    • @AuroraNCSinger
      @AuroraNCSinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Reading this comment has made me realize how long it's been since I last saw a pregnant person

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This is the case in all sorts of media. The complete lack of pregnant women in the Pokemon games leads me to believe humans also hatch from hardshelled eggs.

    • @Antisocial_Cryptid13
      @Antisocial_Cryptid13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Hallmark movie "Love, Romance, and Chocolate". (My mom and I used to watch a lot of Hallmark movies, don't judge me. Lol) I thought it was a pretty good movie.

    • @accioenchiladas
      @accioenchiladas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Danka42 that movie is iconic in all types of ways

  • @lisagrace6471
    @lisagrace6471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    You forgot the screaming. 😂 and the 3 pushes and they are out. Not real life! Hahaha

    • @MrSwinefuzz
      @MrSwinefuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      yes, always 3 pushes, not 2 and not 4 or more, always 3...

    • @sinahaase9923
      @sinahaase9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I actually only pushed a few times once I got 8-9 cm my kids just start coming out lol it’s very weird but nice that it was fast!

    • @er6730
      @er6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, screaming immediately, lol!
      I did my share of screaming, let's be honest, but it was WELL after I started labour. 🤣
      And the water breaking as the very first sign of labour! I was sooooo paranoid about that with my first. They ended up breaking the water manually. And for the other two, it didn't happen until the baby was pretty much out. Definitely not my first hint, even with the very fast one!

    • @RockNRollJunkie-iw8rk
      @RockNRollJunkie-iw8rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was out basically on my own by the time my momma got to the hospital my head was already ouy i was a 2 push baby it happens it all depends on the person not everyone is the same bodys are weird and different its life

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m remembering that episode of Suite Life of Zack and Cody when the Twins helps a woman give birth in a stick elevator

  • @onechaigirl
    @onechaigirl ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “It’ll be just you and me.. against the world…”
    *proceeds to tell her friends that she’s pregnant*

    • @littlecut_ieroblox2599
      @littlecut_ieroblox2599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah and talk about "I WanT yoU to HavE DaDdYs EyeS" like girl what you mean you and him against the world

  • @aaliyahphillips5404
    @aaliyahphillips5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "You did this to me!" I've actually said this multiple times to my husband when my BHC got too bad and he'd just sigh and say "I know..." 😂😂
    Update: HAD THE BABY VALENTINES DAY

    • @rkay4998
      @rkay4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does BHC mean?

    • @aaliyahphillips5404
      @aaliyahphillips5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rkay4998 Braxton Hicks Contractions

    • @abbey9884
      @abbey9884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw congratulations!

    • @mannajacobc.2269
      @mannajacobc.2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats!

    • @PeriwinkleB
      @PeriwinkleB ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s funny to hear people say this because y’all did it to yourself, it’s a 2-person thing 🤣

  • @sayhello5377
    @sayhello5377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21127

    Woman randomly throws up and instinctively knows she is pregnant. (Because women never barf for other reasons.) Her water breaks, she screams at her husband and pushes for 2 minutes, then gives birth to a toddler. And they never show the umbilical cord or placenta. They never show babies that are blue or purple- which is how most newborns look for a few seconds. They never show the babies covered in blood and vernix; they’re always clean 6 month olds. 😂
    Edit: 10,000 likes? 😂 Y’all now the truth.

    • @raysharaysha8582
      @raysharaysha8582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Never? Are you sure about that? You've watched every movie ever made?

    • @noelleholiday7889
      @noelleholiday7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @Nazi walrus
      Yes

    • @rottworks
      @rottworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      I've seen ones where the babies look like they're covered in jam.

    • @chessiambrosini7434
      @chessiambrosini7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@rottworks do you mean twilight 😂

    • @rottworks
      @rottworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@chessiambrosini7434 I wasn't thinking of that specifically but I just looked at it and yep. Lol

  • @lebohangmzozoyana9396
    @lebohangmzozoyana9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    The heeheehoo breathing 😂😂

    • @lauraperdue1307
      @lauraperdue1307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Right?! Haha! Every movie

    • @cabronineedtoseeurballs
      @cabronineedtoseeurballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Santa Claus mpreg

    • @freakyfrankieee
      @freakyfrankieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cabronineedtoseeurballs PLEASE 😭😭😭

    • @tired247
      @tired247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cabronineedtoseeurballs WHAT 😭

    • @mele6406
      @mele6406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It personally reminded me of the WandaVision episode Wanda gave birth.

  • @Idothis_tomyselfhlp
    @Idothis_tomyselfhlp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Wanna hold him" proceeds to shove baby in face

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE “you and me against the world” WAS SO ACCURATE

  • @Aisling903
    @Aisling903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    Let’s not forget if there’s a medical emergency and the mother screams “don’t save me, save my baby!” While the husband tells the doctors “we can make another baby, we can’t make another *insert wife’s name*”

    • @diabloakland
      @diabloakland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes!!! I hate it

    • @emilyd.6371
      @emilyd.6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Or they have to do an emergency c-section and the mom disagrees and the baby is born naturally with no issues after the fact.

    • @abbycadabbie
      @abbycadabbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I just had my son 12 days ago, and ended up hemorrhaging and needing an emergency c section. Before they knocked me out, I said I was afraid. The nurses and anesthesiologist tried consoling me and I told them “not for myself but for my son. I’m about to take the best damn nap of my life” and I was out 😂. Unfortunately my son ended up breathing in some blood and was in the NICU for 6 days, but he’s doing well now ❤️

    • @Kofi_Guardian
      @Kofi_Guardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@abbycadabbie Good to hear that he is

    • @celesteburton5681
      @celesteburton5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to know what movie dude

  • @mossy_archivist
    @mossy_archivist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I can’t be……PpPpRrRegnant!
    😂😂😂

    • @HealthyandLovingLife
      @HealthyandLovingLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your comment made me think of this gem th-cam.com/video/EShUeudtaFg/w-d-xo.html

    • @kennedyjojackson1202
      @kennedyjojackson1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@HealthyandLovingLife I love that video 💀PREGANANANT??

    • @HealthyandLovingLife
      @HealthyandLovingLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kennedyjojackson1202 It's hilarious!!

    • @moonee2595
      @moonee2595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Statuess
      @Statuess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HealthyandLovingLife That's what I immediately thought of when she said it too 🤣

  • @therando1165
    @therando1165 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not to mention sometimes there's the scene where the dad is out dealing with conflicts while the mother's giving birth or the dad running home in the most silliest way possible to see the baby.

    • @arrowverselover100
      @arrowverselover100 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or the dad that shows up like a minute before the baby is born and the woman is all like "oh you made it."

  • @em.val170
    @em.val170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Just because I’m 9 months pregnant doesn’t mean I can’t play baseball” most relatable tv line ever lmao

  • @gooblegal817
    @gooblegal817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    they either vomit once and immediately know, or go 6 months with no period and are shocked af

  • @KatieT97
    @KatieT97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    They only vomit once
    The pregnancy last like two months
    The baby is already a year old at birth
    The bump is huge for just one baby or it’s surprise twins
    Water breaks at the oddest time and suddenly the baby is coming out at that same moment (every pregnancy is different so that might be realistic for some women but others can actually be in labor for DAYS)

    • @faithbustos611
      @faithbustos611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my labor was super quick.. water never broke but my whole labor from when my contractions started to delivery was 6-7hrs.. and ik women in my family who have had 3 hour births from start to finish.. so quick labors are a thing.. and they do happen.

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, pregnancy bump sizes can vary wildly, especially depending on what the pregnant person looks like.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hopefullyhelping6664 I was just about to say this. My mom's belly was huge when she was pregnant with my little sister.

    • @zimbim7562
      @zimbim7562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my sister was literally in labor for a week. her water broke, we went to the hospital, but after a few hours they said we could go home since the contractions weren’t happening often enough. she was told to come back when they started happening at least once an hour. my niece sure took her time 😭

    • @lunebug00
      @lunebug00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      being in labor for days actually sounds so traumatic

  • @cutiepiecherry
    @cutiepiecherry หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "HeE hEE Hoo HEe heE HOo" and "YoU DiD this tO mE" killed me 😂

  • @ayenmachar001
    @ayenmachar001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “wanna hold him? Here you go 🙂” I DIEDDD

  • @jaimeevoth4807
    @jaimeevoth4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    And no high risk pregnancies. Either everything is totally fine or it's a total catastrophe, no in between.

    • @ravenb3225
      @ravenb3225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except in The Twilight Saga lmao

    • @lisacallan5462
      @lisacallan5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ravenb3225 I mean, I kinda call that a total catastrophe lol

    • @stuffedpotato9826
      @stuffedpotato9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ravenb3225 *insert nervous laugh* 😶

    • @northernalpine4350
      @northernalpine4350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_( ._.)*-

  • @littleraven7135
    @littleraven7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4901

    Don't forget:
    The limbo walk.
    The part where the husband faints when they see the babys head.
    The "You're doing so well sweetie, you're so strong!~" talk.
    The hospital blanket covering the bottom half during the birth like it's a theatre show.

    • @karinsandhu
      @karinsandhu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂

    • @LangkeeLongkee
      @LangkeeLongkee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Limbo walk?

    • @littleraven7135
      @littleraven7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@LangkeeLongkee Leaning FAR back as you walk

    • @LangkeeLongkee
      @LangkeeLongkee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@littleraven7135 don't pregnant women actually lean back a bit when their stomach's are really large? To distribute the weight? My cousin did that when she was pregnant both times.

    • @anabia8761
      @anabia8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly, I think seeing a delivery is terrifying for anyone. Worth fainting? Maybe not, but you gotta be strong

  • @0_0gacha22
    @0_0gacha22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    and then there’s the pregnant girl in a horror movie…

  • @nataliak.5125
    @nataliak.5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “you did this to me!” is so accurate. Take the movie “Are we done yet” as a perfect example of this exact line.😂

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    I think it’s hilarious how in movies, all pregnant women have that same cliched personality. Complain all the time, blame it on their partners, feel self conscious about their bodies. It’s like whatever personality they had before is swept under the rug

    • @taste.witha.t
      @taste.witha.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      then again, women during pregnancy have many changes in moods and emotions bc of the hormones. so it make sense, but every woman has a different experience.

    • @taivlogzz
      @taivlogzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@taste.witha.t That’s not what the comment is about though. The comment is about pregnant women in movies having the same personality and never anything different

    • @taste.witha.t
      @taste.witha.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@taivlogzz i was just explaining that the mood swings and stuff are real. but i do understand how movies can be excessive.

    • @deathbloom27
      @deathbloom27 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@taste.witha.t they're not real for everyone. I didn't feel any different pregnant, other than getting emotional 2-3 times when I otherwise wouldn't have. I didn't even get to experience the cravings, which was super disappointing 😭 I had heartburn the last 2 weeks and I just felt stuffed, that was really it. But I also felt the most beautiful I ever had in my life. Pregnancy for me was not at all how I see it in the movies. Labor, though, was pretty accurate 😂

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OR they're total saints, glowing, don't gain a pound, and just want to eat pickles & peanut butter for 9 months. All 90's pregnant movies were propaganda!

  • @i_am_7
    @i_am_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    So no one is going to point out the most common fact that right after giving birth their belly becomes flat and absolutely NO STRETCH MARKS

    • @deshickerson4531
      @deshickerson4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's the reality for some. The belly being flat right after no but after a couple months then yes. And when I had my first son I had no stretch marks like most women do.

    • @savannahs.5874
      @savannahs.5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@deshickerson4531 girl I'm happy for you but not all of us are perfect and we'd like some representation too

    • @deshickerson4531
      @deshickerson4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@savannahs.5874 oh definitely. And theres nothing wrong with stretch marks. I hate when men point it out like it gross. Like um no sir this body carried and birthed a whole little human.

    • @Solip_i
      @Solip_i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a freaking movie… the girl playing the pregnant woman is not really pregnant in real life tho..

    • @alyssarussell6298
      @alyssarussell6298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With my first baby my belly was flat after birth and I had no stretch marks... My second I was not so lucky but my first a miracle happened lol
      I used a lot of cocoa butter I think that helped in the stretch marks area

  • @asherikamichaela8425
    @asherikamichaela8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ngl, the second one was me in the ER the night my daughter was born. 😅 Completely asymptomatic pregnancy and due to a hormone imbalance (which includes extremely irregular periods so that's not a reliable clue the way it would be for most), I'd been told that I'd likely never have kids. Imagine my utter shock when I found out to the contrary. 😆
    She was also a footling breech baby, so an emergency c-section (which I was semi-conscious for and felt them tugging at my insides in the most bizarre experience of my life lol) was ordered because I was already in full labor, but thankfully everything went well and she's a happy, healthy kiddo who'll be 8 in January. 😁

  • @paweyi
    @paweyi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is very relatable for a person who watch’s movies 24/7

  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The moment they go from 1 to 100 in screaming when in labour. One second everything is fine, the next they go into labour

    • @anah.forrat
      @anah.forrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeeeah like there's no anesthesia or something 😂

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most women don't scream like that unless they're trying to get attention. But the funniest part was when she said "...and my sense of humor" and her eyes blinked at different times🤣

  • @DakshinaRaghu
    @DakshinaRaghu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    There's always the iconic "The water just broke" :P

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which happens really rarely. As in, this is not (part of) how people realise the baby's coming most of the time.

  • @lilymatt3222
    @lilymatt3222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know why but when she said “you did this to me!”I bursted out of laughter 🤣

  • @dindinn05
    @dindinn05 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "YOU DID THIS TO ME!"😭😭😭

  • @amyderuiter5773
    @amyderuiter5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    Also their birth giving position is always lying down on their back, in a hospital bed with a hospital gown on, while they’re screaming their lungs out and cursing. I’ve never given birth but I believe lying on your back is one of the least efficient and more painful positions to give birth in. And not every woman screams. Most birth videos I’ve seen are women completely in their own zone focussing on the pain and their breathing. All of it feels very male-gazey

    • @PumpkinMozie
      @PumpkinMozie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      It’s true that giving birth on your back isn’t a good position but unfortunately it’s still the most common in Western society. Because the doctors who came up with that were men who disregarded women’s expertise on the subject 🙃 cause after all we don’t know what we’re talking about with childbirth right 🙃 luckily alternatives are starting to gain popularity again though.

    • @AngelOfDarknesss95
      @AngelOfDarknesss95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      This is true. I've heard the safer and more natural way to do it is to squat down. It helps to get you dilated faster and gravety can help you by 30% to get that baby out

    • @hucklebucklin
      @hucklebucklin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@AngelOfDarknesss95 the only squat birth I can think of in TV would be June giving birth to Nicole in The Handmaid's Tale but she is giving birth alone so that's probably why the director made that choice!

    • @thirzasnijders9618
      @thirzasnijders9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Well for the midwife or docter it is the perfect position because you cab see everything clearly, for the woman not so much. Also you do not have any gravity to help you

    • @thirzasnijders9618
      @thirzasnijders9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@AngelOfDarknesss95 true however you also need to make sure the birth will not happen to fast, since their is an higher chance of tearing but rather squat than lay down

  • @pepsicola0786
    @pepsicola0786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "It's just gonna be you and me against the world 😔🥺😘"

  • @rossier8972
    @rossier8972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so funny 😂😂 had a bad day today , thanks for the laugh❤

  • @lindabork6542
    @lindabork6542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh god, I'm always so ill at the beginning of the day! I don't know what it could possibly be but I must have some sort of... Morning Sickness!!"

  • @ohok2802
    @ohok2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    A huge cliche I see is when her water breaks, someone screams “THE BABY IS EARLY YOUR’E NOT DUE YET” and yet the baby comes out fine. My brother was born a few weeks too early, and I still remember looking in on him, tubes sticking out of his little body, barely even alive. Babies born early usually have a lot of problems, but Hollywood just ignores that.

    • @kyrahanner4468
      @kyrahanner4468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was a month early and I was out of the hospital the next day. My brothers, however, were each two months early and the older one’s eyes weren’t even fully developed yet. They are both special needs but for likely unrelated reasons

    • @brookenoelleart
      @brookenoelleart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My son was a month early, and was perfectly healthy. It definitely can happen

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My twin and I were 2 months early. But we were taken out with an emergency c-section, because we got no oxygen.
      My mom lost a lot of blood, and all 3 of us could’ve died.
      Doctors told our parents, that if my sister survived, she’d be totally paralyzed and stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. We both had massive brain hemorrhages, but we all survived and are healthy and well functioning. We found out I had ADD a couple of years ago, which may be due to brain damage at birth. But that’s about it.
      So yes, being born premature is in general very dangerous. But sometimes they turn out ok.

    • @deltaujemna4525
      @deltaujemna4525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my father was born 2 months early without fully developed digestive system so like :v

    • @lisacallan5462
      @lisacallan5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Depends on the babies. One of my singletons was three weeks before my due date and she was perfectly fine, no issues. My high risk twins were born at 34+5, would have been delivered at 35 weeks anyway due to other issues going on, and they spent 30 days in the NICU as grower/feeders with no major issues but there have been twins born around 35 weeks who go straight home too. There are a lot of variables that go into what a couple weeks early can look like, and even babies who are "on time" can have complications that result in NICU time. There's also a misconception that a due date is like a scheduled day the baby is supposed to come on and it's more of a general estimate unless you're literally scheduling your csection and even then stuff happens.

  • @megsie1424
    @megsie1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    So accurate. I wish giving birth was as easy and quick and non-messy as they show 🙄

  • @princesslaa9263
    @princesslaa9263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 months pregnant
    “PREGNANT?? I can’t be… pregnant 😟”

  • @kristiroeowen
    @kristiroeowen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh man...the throwing up moment was every day for me. Morning sickness was all the time sickness. 😫

  • @SugarCrownEdits
    @SugarCrownEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The „you did this to me“ is such a movie classic 😂 I worked in the delivery room for a while and never once did anyone say that 😆

  • @LMSPetRescue
    @LMSPetRescue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    My grandma never did the “you did this to me!” But apparently my grandpa missed the birth of their first baby because she was so early and he was on a business trip. He was there for the second, my dad, who was 11lbs and late and given birth to completely naturally…apparently he went really pale and after it was all over looked at my grandma, still looking ghostly and nauseous, and just said “we’re never doing that again…right?” 😂😂😂 yeah that was their last child

    • @ManiacalBlueberry
      @ManiacalBlueberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I feel bad for my great grandma who had 12 kids

    • @LMSPetRescue
      @LMSPetRescue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ManiacalBlueberry oh dear lord that sounds cruel and very very painful 😂😂😂 I’ve heard it gets less painful each time but I feel like that’s just a lie people say to keep themselves from having a panic attack before going into labor

    • @ariyatabassumabdullah1143
      @ariyatabassumabdullah1143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LMSPetRescue my grandma had 11 kids, my father being the second last lmao.

    • @AnixZiel
      @AnixZiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ManiacalBlueberry same my great grandma had 14 kids.

    • @FlagCutie
      @FlagCutie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnixZiel oh my grandma beat yours by 1! My mom was number 14 out of 15.

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought she was going to say
    "I cant be Prega-nant" 😂

  • @yourfav._.brunette
    @yourfav._.brunette ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Do you wanna feel him kick?”
    “ *awkwardly comes closer* “
    me: *step away mAm*

  • @GentlyFadingIntoMuse
    @GentlyFadingIntoMuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    *She's doing the tina fey face in this sketch which it makes it even better*

  • @thereseo4655
    @thereseo4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    My favorite is when they're out doing stuff like normal and they just all of a sudden get one contraction out of nowhere and are all like... ITS TIME

  • @PainfuI_Ash
    @PainfuI_Ash ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And then there’s mrs Wormwood: “ A baby? Nah I’m not having a baby”

  • @Tauri_
    @Tauri_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm sorry but the "I hope you have your daddies eyes and my sense of humor" with the one eye that didn't open yet had me screeching

  • @SkinnyGuyDahn
    @SkinnyGuyDahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    How could you forget travelling on a flight or an adventure park when her due date is literally a week away? 🤷‍♂️

  • @mossygem4949
    @mossygem4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Ah yes and the 14 week ultrasound of a fully developed baby

  • @ghostie7790
    @ghostie7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your face is everything 😂

  • @bibbidybobbidypew2017
    @bibbidybobbidypew2017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Just because I'm9 months pregnantdoesn't mean i can't play baseball!"
    I was really hoping she'd say that😂

  • @Fitzroyfallz
    @Fitzroyfallz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Call the midwife is pretty much the only show to get anything right about childbirth. But then it would be pretty embarrassing if they didn’t, I guess

    • @abeilleacademie
      @abeilleacademie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was just about to say that. getting that accurate is a fairly important part of the show

    • @anamarinho9681
      @anamarinho9681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Jane the virgin. Is quite accurate

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If she plans a home birth, ya'll know this movie will never end well 😭

  • @hugs4773
    @hugs4773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The anger when she said
    *you did this to me*

  • @clarineko162
    @clarineko162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Her eyelids opening one at a time when she said "and my sense of humor" sent me 😂😂😂

  • @cookie_dough_hangover
    @cookie_dough_hangover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "You did this to me!". 😂😂😂

  • @stacysweeney5145
    @stacysweeney5145 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So accurate. FR it is.

  • @monkeybusiness8398
    @monkeybusiness8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot the part where they have their first contraction that only lasts a second and they go, “Oh, I think it’s time!”

  • @srich2827
    @srich2827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “ I can’t believe what you did to my body, I used to have abs!” - Quinn Fabray

  • @TheBeetress
    @TheBeetress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You forgot that labour always starts with the water breaking, then immediately everyone has to grab bags in a huge rush and go to the hospital, followed by their entire group of friends, who then wait for hours at the hospital.

  • @teafrog490
    @teafrog490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “YOU DID THIS TO MEE 😠”
    Best line ever

  • @_Ime_
    @_Ime_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her: “here u go”
    Me: Run for it

  • @timbofication9788
    @timbofication9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Her right eye opening 15 years after her left one while saying "MY sense of humor"

  • @sophiaguzman4757
    @sophiaguzman4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I hope you have your daddy's eyes..."
    *slow one eye blink*
    "...and my sense of humor"

  • @AK-D
    @AK-D 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE FROG BLINK AT "MY SENSE OF HUMOUR" AHAHA 😭🤣

  • @XGreenGame
    @XGreenGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “YOU DID THIS TO ME” look 😂😭😭

  • @mrscoffeebeanqueen
    @mrscoffeebeanqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I want to see the character that has such extreme gas she swears her fart will legit propel her off the ground. This is why we need more female writers.

    • @binger8134
      @binger8134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wtf lmaooo

    • @mrscoffeebeanqueen
      @mrscoffeebeanqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@binger8134 The truth about pregnancy no one prepares you for

    • @tinypieceofgarlicbread6000
      @tinypieceofgarlicbread6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why we don't need female writers

    • @wafflehoarder2666
      @wafflehoarder2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@tinypieceofgarlicbread6000 why, intimidated by reality? 🤔

    • @tinypieceofgarlicbread6000
      @tinypieceofgarlicbread6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wafflehoarder2666 more like disgusted. why women like to gush about gross shit they experience is beyond me

  • @katya.g524
    @katya.g524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    don't forget constantly holding ur back even if ur only 2 months pregnant

  • @danielorlovaquinn
    @danielorlovaquinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The you did this to me TOOK ME OUT 🤣

  • @hutaro6498
    @hutaro6498 ปีที่แล้ว

    "YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE" 😂💙

  • @hijabimama2552
    @hijabimama2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “You did this to me” annoys me so much. It could be a married couple happy to be pregnant and then that dumb stereotypical line.

    • @ishaagni7199
      @ishaagni7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DUDE IK RIGHT LIKE THE AUDACITYYYYYY

    • @Cissablack708
      @Cissablack708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not any more 'realistic' then the "you did this to me". Most kids aren't planned and much more are born as an oops baby, or plainly unwanted. Not all obviously, but I perfectly happens parents were the norm we wouldn't have an abundance of orphaned children.

  • @flannelsmurf8579
    @flannelsmurf8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    About the vomiting thing-
    My mother when she was pregnant with my siblings (twins), was dropping me and my younger bro off at day care so she could go work, and threw up on the sidewalk before she dropped me off.
    She had apparently said “Fuck, I’m pregnant.”
    I vaguely remember this. I remembered the vomiting, but not the words. I was six.
    Point is, sometimes women do know. Even if it seems ridiculous, instincts are right.
    (SIbling order is:
    Me; 2004
    Bro; 2006
    Twins, boy/girl; 2011)

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seems odd to me. Like I'd have such a long list of why I'm vomiting before I'd think of pregnancy.
      (Not saying it isn't true, just can't relate)

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sure sometimes women know but not every woman every time that’s what makes it a trope lol every movie and show seems to use the same stunts like my sister found out she was pregnant because her hair dye didn’t take and that’s a weird thing that can happen when hormones change but the nausea didn’t come for a couple more weeks

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@hiimcrazyfordrwho Yeah I feel like if you’re period is already a bit late or you might be suspecting there’s a chance of pregnancy then that would probably be the first thought

    • @Chris89898
      @Chris89898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aiden3627 I've never heard that before about the hair dye. I would of assumed I got a bad batch of dye 😂😂 if u don't mind me asking how did she put 2 and 2 together to find out she was pregnant

    • @gabriellawhitton3907
      @gabriellawhitton3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i went on a walk, realized i could smell the water in the ditch ahead of us and knew i was pregnant.. first pregnancy too

  • @alishaam7039
    @alishaam7039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The end.. "shi shi fff" "shi shi ffff" 😭😭🤣🤣I can't

  • @gorzkimarcepan403
    @gorzkimarcepan403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That baseball killed me 🤣🤣🤣