Absolutely great video! Make this an annual tradition if you don’t mind. That is a LOT of hotels and I liked that you didn’t rank them based on their history or prestige, but rather your personal experience at each.
Jordan, you are absolutely correct. I’ve stayed at the Palazzo threetimes and love it. That is our go to me and the wife love the Palazzo. Great job buddy.
Resorts World has the best layout for a casino. It’s a gigantic rectangle and almost impossible to get lost in. Just the opposite of Caesar’s Palace casino layout
I did 9 trips this year, 18 different hotels. Just wish I had the foresight to review them like this - I only do Yelp. I appreciate vids like these, they have helped me make some great decisions this year!
Thank you so much for another great video. I appreciate all your hard work, research, editing & narration in putting these videos together for us in 2024. May you & your family have a Healthy, Happy & Prosperous New Year! Mark from Chgo
Yearly review. Spot on. You are top of my list for Las Vegas hotel resorts reviews. The best walk thru are spot on👍. This helps me plan my trips 😊😎. I’m a fan👍
Awesome video. Quite impressive hitting 17 in the year. Really cool to see how they all stacked up against each other for you. Can't wait for my upcoming stay later this month at Resorts World. Great work as always guys
Wow 🤩 Great choices Jordan. Hard to pick a favorite. The cosmopolitan is amazing sexiest hotel on the strip imho and those terrace balconies are where it’s at for viewing and a mimosa breakfast. I’ve got the Sahara as my home base at the moment I need a property for relaxing the Sahara fits the bill. I had my honeymoon at the Cromwell formerly the Barbary Coast and was at the opening of the Luxor in 1993. Looking forward to seeing Ashton in the Palazzo review. Keep the content coming.
I went to Fremont st for the first ever time last week - OMG could not get out of there quick enough…NEXT LEVEL FERAL! 6pm on a Friday night and I did not feel safe. Also had a bad experience at Oscars - it was mid and very disappointing. Previously I thought I might enjoy Circa - but will give it a big miss!
I remember the good old days staying at Wynn and encore during the tail end of the great recession, when prices were really low and they mailed you promotional offers. This was before we had kids, so it was so easy to go there last minute from California for a three day trip. The buffet was so delicious, and the atmosphere was high class. There is a TH-cam video in Turkish or Arabic, where they are taking a tour of one of the most luxurious suites. It is out of this world. Now with the whole family I usually stay at vdara or signature to get bigger rooms and kitchen. I hope one day to try skylofts or “the mansion” at MGM.
I just cant with any CET properties anymore. Although we are pretty VDARA loyalists, we recently stayed at Nomad, and the service was excellent. Happy New Year!! Hope the trip with your son was fun. We took our 26yr old son in March.
Oh. Good choice. You feel good in a suite, esp when you’ve stayed at many hotels and all the rooms end up feeling the same. I like how Palazzo connects to the Sphere too.
Congratulations on a great year! I really enjoyed all your work last year and look forward to what you have to offer in 2025. Wouldn't mind seeing a review on the new Horseshoe location. Happy New Year Ashden and Jordan!🎉
Happy New Year J & A! Look forward to your 2025 videos, especially a pool ranking. Can I request you do a ranking of the smokiest hotels? I always stay at Park MGM (love it - it smells so fresh!) for the smoke-free status but would love to know what other hotels aren't too bad smoke-wise. I haven't been able to find a video covering that angle. Cheers!
I 100% agree with you about Palazzo! The rooms are phenomenal, I've had impeccable service, and, for me, the biggest reason I love that property is the restaurant lineup. I don't think that any other property in Vegas can compare. Especially with Bazaar Meat moving over there, Cote coming soon, and Gjelina entering the party. I would also agree with you about Sahara! I was absolutely surprised by the quality of the room (Marra Tower) and the property itself 👍
Enjoyed the video! I spent 28 nights in Vegas in 2024, 25 nights at the Cosmo and 3 at the Plaza (wanted to try Fremont). Agree with you on the price w/ Cosmo, it can be rough! Fortunately I have a host that takes care of us!
Hilton at Resorts World is one of the best values for a higher end hotel. You get just about all the amenities that you would at Conrad or Crockfords, without the higher price tag. There’s a wide variety of dining options, and the rooms are top notch. Mandalay Bay is also a gem on the strip. I’ve stayed twice, and the location has never bothered me. Again, there’s a wide variety of dining options there, and it’s a beautiful property. My next stay will hopefully be at Palazzo in the spring.
I would love to see you review either the Vdara or the Elara. Not quite on the Strip, all suites and they seem to be great "Bang for the Buck" especially now that there is the indoor (air conditioned) walkway from the Vdara to both the Cosmopolitan and Bellagio.
Awesome video! 1 Now that I have experienced LV more, I see why Center Strip gets so much hype. Really, Vdara/Aria/Cosmo/Bellagio are where it's at. It's undeniable. 2 Agree on the rankings, especially considering prices. The hotels all have their own flavors and pros and cons. I The one exception to that would be Circus Circus. I'm pretty sure that it's the absolute worst on the Strip. 3 You're always very concise. Thanks 😊
Love the vid! I cant seem to find any reviews of the newly completed “Hilton Club Elara” rooms... I see theres some awesome suites with balconies on the top floors? Would love to see a video on it! (Not to be mistaken with “Hilton Grand Vacations Club Elara”).
I like TI for the true comps ($0 at checkout) and generous free play. It's a good home base if you want to explore the strip and eat elsewhere. I get free stays a few times a year and spend money eating at various hot spots close by. Wynn is great 5 star hotel across the street, but the comps are pretty tight. I suggest combining comp offers when you can with different hotels that are nearby each other and always use your players card. Cosmo in my experience has the worst comps by far.
Great video Jordan, I think you hit the nail on the head with Caesers, it's pricing is so off skew when compared to similar priced hotels like Venetian, Bellagio and Cosmo, you just get more quality for your money elsewhere. I think it sells only because it's iconic and has so much to do. It's a nice property but pricing should be more comparable with MGM Grand, Mandalay Bay and Aria.
Hoping to try Resorts World next year if I can convince my friends it's better than staying at Planet Hollywood (they prefer their mid strip location and cheap eats over the extra quality and poor location).
Hey Mr Jordan ! I love the Venetian/Palazzo, Cosmo and Mandalay Bay . Not a fan at all of Cromwell and I hate the Flamingo 🦩. Circa is cool but I prefer the strip so won’t ever stay downtown . Never been in the Sahara. My favorite places to stay are Aria Bellagio and Wynn . Trying out the newly remodeled Bellagio suite in May . Great video …think your assessments were spot on 😎😎😎
Vdara is where it's at…. 5 min to Aria, Cosmo via the foot bridge and Bellagio another short walk. You can walk through Aria to Park MGM/ NYNY area. Probably one of the best locations on the strip, quiet, smoke free and it is very nice.
Gonna disagree with you on TI, stayed there in July and I liked it. Great value for a strip property, free parking, not far from the center of the strip and as far as food goes Gilleys is great and they do have popeyes, plus you are right there next to a ton of food places.
@ for example at a regular field carnival there would be a stand where you throw the ball in the hard to reach jar. Then you win a bear. Oakley are also good.
Loved your honest opinion of the properties. I would love to see your review of the Fontainbleau. I have been there twice now despite not being an”entitled or comped “ guest, merely a “ local” priced reservation. They still have not sent me any questionnaires or asked about my stay. I can now claim that ive stayed at the top of Vegas , ( 70th floor). I have many concerns but clearly they dont care about them or need my money, which they wont get any more.
@ The room was fabulous as was all the accessories, the issues that we had were lack of communication and signage that is missing, not continuous and confusing. We walked over 1/4 to go to the bagel place on the second floor for breakfast at 7:45 on our Sunday checkout a week before Christmas. We got there (poor signage ) finally and the whole floor was empty. We found a Security person who informed us that both the coffee shop and bagel place were closed for two weeks beginning that day. This should have been communicated to us upon check-in. We literally walked 1/2 mile total till we found the open cafe style sit down restaurant for our $84.00 breakfast. We did not go to any of the finer dinner restaurants because they don’t show any prices on line. I think that aside from the $1000.00 steak, the other choices might be prohibitive as well.
Great video, as a professional Las Vegas escort and companion, I’m always hosting incall sessions in most of these hotels and visiting these hotels for Outcall services, the Cosmopolitan is definitely one of my favorite on the list.
I am at the Flamingo now. I have a center strip view that is beyond gorgeous. Carpet is worn but I could care less about that. Slots are meh. Location is great.
May 2025 be a good year for you and your family. Of those hotels Golden Nugget looks seems good. Classic Las Vegas stay. Instead of The Cromwell Ellis Island would be a good place to stay at. The Flamingo, not a good place to stay. Would not like to stay at the Luxor. Would never stay at Mandalay Bay. Hilton Hotels are nice. Would not stay at Venetian. Cosmopolitan is a place I would not want to be at. Don't think Circa is for me. The Palazzo is not a place for me. If I end up in Las Vegas this year might like to try the Suncoast.
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I managed to grow a nest egg of around 120k to over a Million. I'm especially grateful to Adviser Ruth Ann Tsakonas, for her expertise and exposure to different areas of the market.
I don't really blame people who panic. Lack of information can be a big hurdle. I've been making more than $200k passively by just investing through an advisor, and I don't have to do much work.. Inflation or no inflation, my finances remain secure. So I really don't blame people who panic.
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Norma Geli does this; putting ... at the end of her video titles. If I thought she was genuinely interested, I'd fly over and meet her. Alas, I just get a "Casino Chaperone" vibe, and I don't need fake friends. It all just reminds me that Las Vegas needs me, far more than I need Las Vegas ... and none of my family live anywhere near there.
Absolutely great video! Make this an annual tradition if you don’t mind. That is a LOT of hotels and I liked that you didn’t rank them based on their history or prestige, but rather your personal experience at each.
Awesome video! This was very helpful in thinking about my trip to Vegas in November of '25!
I have stayed everywhere over more than 20 years. The Cosmopolitan balcony rooms and Park MGM casino are two that we keep going back to
Jordan, you are absolutely correct. I’ve stayed at the Palazzo threetimes and love it. That is our go to me and the wife love the Palazzo. Great job buddy.
Recently found this channel and it is so helpful with planning a trip for April. Thank You!!
Resorts World has the best layout for a casino. It’s a gigantic rectangle and almost impossible to get lost in. Just the opposite of Caesar’s Palace casino layout
Great video, we stay at the Luxor all the time and love it. We are there next weekend :)
I did 9 trips this year, 18 different hotels. Just wish I had the foresight to review them like this - I only do Yelp. I appreciate vids like these, they have helped me make some great decisions this year!
Thank you so much for another great video. I appreciate all your hard work, research, editing & narration in putting these videos together for us in 2024. May you & your family have a Healthy, Happy & Prosperous New Year! Mark from Chgo
Yearly review. Spot on. You are top of my list for Las Vegas hotel resorts reviews. The best walk thru are spot on👍. This helps me plan my trips 😊😎. I’m a fan👍
Thanks so much!
Awesome video. Quite impressive hitting 17 in the year. Really cool to see how they all stacked up against each other for you. Can't wait for my upcoming stay later this month at Resorts World. Great work as always guys
Really enjoyed this video …one thing about Sahara it does have a monorail station which makes it easy and cost effective to get to strip
Wow 🤩 Great choices Jordan. Hard to pick a favorite. The cosmopolitan is amazing sexiest hotel on the strip imho and those terrace balconies are where it’s at for viewing and a mimosa breakfast. I’ve got the Sahara as my home base at the moment I need a property for relaxing the Sahara fits the bill. I had my honeymoon at the Cromwell formerly the Barbary Coast and was at the opening of the Luxor in 1993. Looking forward to seeing Ashton in the Palazzo review. Keep the content coming.
I went to Fremont st for the first ever time last week - OMG could not get out of there quick enough…NEXT LEVEL FERAL! 6pm on a Friday night and I did not feel safe. Also had a bad experience at Oscars - it was mid and very disappointing.
Previously I thought I might enjoy Circa - but will give it a big miss!
Thank you again SMV....another great post !
I remember the good old days staying at Wynn and encore during the tail end of the great recession, when prices were really low and they mailed you promotional offers. This was before we had kids, so it was so easy to go there last minute from California for a three day trip. The buffet was so delicious, and the atmosphere was high class. There is a TH-cam video in Turkish or Arabic, where they are taking a tour of one of the most luxurious suites. It is out of this world.
Now with the whole family I usually stay at vdara or signature to get bigger rooms and kitchen.
I hope one day to try skylofts or “the mansion” at MGM.
We’ve seen that video. Insane!
Great review Jordan!! Happy New Year to you and Ashen!! Look forward to 2025 content!!🍻🫡👍🏽
Happy new years to the both of you!
Happy New Year to you too!
I just cant with any CET properties anymore. Although we are pretty VDARA loyalists, we recently stayed at Nomad, and the service was excellent. Happy New Year!! Hope the trip with your son was fun. We took our 26yr old son in March.
Oh. Good choice. You feel good in a suite, esp when you’ve stayed at many hotels and all the rooms end up feeling the same. I like how Palazzo connects to the Sphere too.
Thanks!
🙌🏻💪🏻🤟🏻
great videos and awesome recap! Thank you!
Appreciate it! Thanks for watching!
Congratulations on a great year! I really enjoyed all your work last year and look forward to what you have to offer in 2025. Wouldn't mind seeing a review on the new Horseshoe location. Happy New Year Ashden and Jordan!🎉
Please give us a review on a stay at Bellagio including the newly renovated Prime Steakhouse.
Palazzo and Cosmopolitan my favorites! I didn't like the Cromwell. Luxor was ok. And always enjoy your content.
We have stayed at the ole Monte Carlo back in late 90's. A few years at Excalibur, once at Paris but last few years have been the Bellagio.
Happy New Year J & A! Look forward to your 2025 videos, especially a pool ranking. Can I request you do a ranking of the smokiest hotels? I always stay at Park MGM (love it - it smells so fresh!) for the smoke-free status but would love to know what other hotels aren't too bad smoke-wise. I haven't been able to find a video covering that angle. Cheers!
Not sure if that angle would get a lot of views, but maybe!
Thanks for the video! I made notes on: Luxor, Sahara, and Mandalay Bay. (So far, i usually stay at Circus Circus; I just need a bed!)
I 100% agree with you about Palazzo! The rooms are phenomenal, I've had impeccable service, and, for me, the biggest reason I love that property is the restaurant lineup. I don't think that any other property in Vegas can compare. Especially with Bazaar Meat moving over there, Cote coming soon, and Gjelina entering the party. I would also agree with you about Sahara! I was absolutely surprised by the quality of the room (Marra Tower) and the property itself 👍
Great overview video!! Happy New Year Jordan !!
8:20 Sahara does have the monorail so location doesn't even matter too much easy to hop on and get up and down the strip
Happy New Year! In your countdown list We've stayed at The Strat, Luxor, and Flamingo. Someday I hope to stay at the Venetian.
Enjoyed the video! I spent 28 nights in Vegas in 2024, 25 nights at the Cosmo and 3 at the Plaza (wanted to try Fremont). Agree with you on the price w/ Cosmo, it can be rough! Fortunately I have a host that takes care of us!
Hilton at Resorts World is one of the best values for a higher end hotel. You get just about all the amenities that you would at Conrad or Crockfords, without the higher price tag. There’s a wide variety of dining options, and the rooms are top notch. Mandalay Bay is also a gem on the strip. I’ve stayed twice, and the location has never bothered me. Again, there’s a wide variety of dining options there, and it’s a beautiful property. My next stay will hopefully be at Palazzo in the spring.
I would love to see you review either the Vdara or the Elara. Not quite on the Strip, all suites and they seem to be great "Bang for the Buck" especially now that there is the indoor (air conditioned) walkway from the Vdara to both the Cosmopolitan and Bellagio.
Happy New Year!
You too! I hope it’s a good one!
Awesome video!
1 Now that I have experienced LV more, I see why Center Strip gets so much hype. Really, Vdara/Aria/Cosmo/Bellagio are where it's at. It's undeniable.
2 Agree on the rankings, especially considering prices. The hotels all have their own flavors and pros and cons. I The one exception to that would be Circus Circus. I'm pretty sure that it's the absolute worst on the Strip.
3 You're always very concise. Thanks 😊
great content.
Looking forward to 2025 with your shows!
Love the vid! I cant seem to find any reviews of the newly completed “Hilton Club Elara” rooms... I see theres some awesome suites with balconies on the top floors? Would love to see a video on it! (Not to be mistaken with “Hilton Grand Vacations Club Elara”).
I like TI for the true comps ($0 at checkout) and generous free play. It's a good home base if you want to explore the strip and eat elsewhere. I get free stays a few times a year and spend money eating at various hot spots close by. Wynn is great 5 star hotel across the street, but the comps are pretty tight. I suggest combining comp offers when you can with different hotels that are nearby each other and always use your players card. Cosmo in my experience has the worst comps by far.
Great video Jordan, I think you hit the nail on the head with Caesers, it's pricing is so off skew when compared to similar priced hotels like Venetian, Bellagio and Cosmo, you just get more quality for your money elsewhere. I think it sells only because it's iconic and has so much to do. It's a nice property but pricing should be more comparable with MGM Grand, Mandalay Bay and Aria.
Hoping to try Resorts World next year if I can convince my friends it's better than staying at Planet Hollywood (they prefer their mid strip location and cheap eats over the extra quality and poor location).
Totally agree. Thanks for watching!
Get some acoustic panels in that green screen room 👌🏼
Hey Mr Jordan ! I love the Venetian/Palazzo, Cosmo and Mandalay Bay . Not a fan at all of Cromwell and I hate the Flamingo 🦩. Circa is cool but I prefer the strip so won’t ever stay downtown . Never been in the Sahara. My favorite places to stay are Aria Bellagio and Wynn . Trying out the newly remodeled Bellagio suite in May . Great video …think your assessments were spot on 😎😎😎
i have been waiting for you list LOL #10 woohoo we going there in oct
Have a blast!
Need that Venetian video
Great video I have my 2 trips booked for 2025 and will be 1st time staying at Cosmo thanks to mgm will be great witness fountains in that terrace
Hard to beat Cosmo! Have fun!
We've stayed at Mirage, Ellis Island, MGM Grand, NyNy, Luxor, Delano(W now), Excalibur, Ceasars Palace, Linq, Belliagio, Cromwell, Horseshoe, Wynn, Aria and 4 Queens. Staying at Vdara and Cosmopolitan next week 🎉
Vdara is where it's at…. 5 min to Aria, Cosmo via the foot bridge and Bellagio another short walk. You can walk through Aria to Park MGM/ NYNY area.
Probably one of the best locations on the strip, quiet, smoke free and it is very nice.
What about the Encore?? Didn’t you stay there back in March/April 2024???
No, my last stay there was in November of 2023.
Gonna disagree with you on TI, stayed there in July and I liked it. Great value for a strip property, free parking, not far from the center of the strip and as far as food goes Gilleys is great and they do have popeyes, plus you are right there next to a ton of food places.
Please make a Vegas field carnival special. Make sure you wear your deep blue Revo sunglasses.
They’re Oakleys, not Revo. But as soon as I figure out what a field carnival is I will get right on it! I’m doing my research…
@ for example at a regular field carnival there would be a stand where you throw the ball in the hard to reach jar. Then you win a bear. Oakley are also good.
Great video and I am dying to get back to Vegas it’s been 3 years now and that’s too long !!
Way too long. Get going!
I’m going to stay at circa in late march or early April
Loved your honest opinion of the properties. I would love to see your review of the Fontainbleau. I have been there twice now despite not being an”entitled or comped “ guest, merely a “ local” priced reservation. They still have not sent me any questionnaires or asked about my stay. I can now claim that ive stayed at the top of Vegas , ( 70th floor). I have many concerns but clearly they dont care about them or need my money, which they wont get any more.
We reviewed it on grand opening weekend back in December 2023. We very much enjoyed it. Sorry to hear about your experience…
@ The room was fabulous as was all the accessories, the issues that we had were lack of communication and signage that is missing, not continuous and confusing. We walked over 1/4 to go to the bagel place on the second floor for breakfast at 7:45 on our Sunday checkout a week before Christmas. We got there (poor signage ) finally and the whole floor was empty. We found a Security person who informed us that both the coffee shop and bagel place were closed for two weeks beginning that day.
This should have been communicated to us upon check-in. We literally walked 1/2 mile total till we found the open cafe style sit down restaurant for our $84.00 breakfast. We did not go to any of the finer dinner restaurants because they don’t show any prices on line. I think that aside from the $1000.00 steak, the other choices might be prohibitive as well.
was surprised to see the d lower on the list. was looking at doing one night there in march
None of them were particularly bad stays, I enjoyed The D, but the noise was very problematic. Thanks for watching!
Great video, as a professional Las Vegas escort and companion, I’m always hosting incall sessions in most of these hotels and visiting these hotels for Outcall services, the Cosmopolitan is definitely one of my favorite on the list.
Might as well move to the Vegas area.
Complaining about location of TI and ranking RW another level
I am at the Flamingo now. I have a center strip view that is beyond gorgeous. Carpet is worn but I could care less about that. Slots are meh. Location is great.
The Strat would be a lot better if it was somewhere in the middle of the strip
would like to stay at Circa, but way to loud for me
Are you doing the upgraded rooms at the Venetian?
We booked it through Venetian rewards and unfortunately it was not a renovated room…
@ShowMeVegas Damn, still appreciate the tour
Most of your top stays Ashden was there. Coincidence? I think not.
Whooooooooooooaaa yous just need to move here!!!! Now..
Where is Bellagio????
Do a durango review
It’ll happen one day, perhaps in 2025?
May 2025 be a good year for you and your family. Of those hotels Golden Nugget looks seems good. Classic Las Vegas stay. Instead of The Cromwell Ellis Island would be a good place to stay at. The Flamingo, not a good place to stay. Would not like to stay at the Luxor. Would never stay at Mandalay Bay. Hilton Hotels are nice. Would not stay at Venetian. Cosmopolitan is a place I would not want to be at. Don't think Circa is for me. The Palazzo is not a place for me. If I end up in Las Vegas this year might like to try the Suncoast.
Oh yes, another hotel review for Las Vegas because we don’t have 50 of them
Oh yes, another stupid comment because we don't have 5,000 of them...
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As a newbie investor, it’s essential for you to have a mentor to keep you accountable.
Ruth Ann Tsaoknas is my trade analyst, she has guided me to identify key market trends, pinpointed strategic entry points, and provided risk assessments, ensuring my trades decisions align with market dynamics for optimal returns..
I managed to grow a nest egg of around 120k to over a Million. I'm especially grateful to Adviser Ruth Ann Tsakonas, for her expertise and exposure to different areas of the market.
I don't really blame people who panic. Lack of
information can be a big hurdle. I've been
making more than $200k passively by just
investing through an advisor, and I don't have
to do much work.. Inflation or no inflation, my
finances remain secure. So I really don't blame
people who panic.
Without a doubt! Ruth Ann Tsakonas is a trader who goes above and beyond. she has an exceptional skill for analysing market movements and spotting profitable opportunities. Her strategies are meticulously crafted on thorough research and years of practical experience..
how would you recommend i enter the crypto market? I am also looking at studying some traders and copying their strategy rather than investing myself and losing money emotionally.. What's your take on this approach? and How can i reach her, if you don't mind me asking?
"rat race"? What the heck does that even mean?
The whole environment to this adult playground is one big huge rat race. LOL
There are some hotels that are FAR busier than the rest. Caesars, Bellagio, and as for downtown the Golden Nugget…
Norma Geli does this; putting ... at the end of her video titles. If I thought she was genuinely interested, I'd fly over and meet her. Alas, I just get a "Casino Chaperone" vibe, and I don't need fake friends. It all just reminds me that Las Vegas needs me, far more than I need Las Vegas ... and none of my family live anywhere near there.
What are you even talking about? Are you on something?