There is absolutely nothing more satisfying in football than watching a team that has been wasting time in the most impertinant ways finally taking a goal and then crying and lamenting and whining over the lost minutes.
@@RéussiteV It is a cheating game..... Bring in the Blue Card for Time wasting. !0 mins in the bin, and this will stop immediately. If two players time wasting, 2 blue cards.
@@ruidean72 I generally agree with you. Although it depends on what kind of time wasting it is. If the players are doodling with the ball at the corner flag, then there is nothing illegal about it, and the other team has the opportunity to prevent it. But all this stuff like keeping the ball, throwing it away, faking injuries ecc. should definitely be punished with a blue card.
Reason why I stopped watching. A team scores one goal and then the whole game is just park the bus and waste time. Who in their right minds would spent 90 minutes of their own life watching this shit?
@@skuty4882and not only that, modern football is all about getting penalties from your simulation, and the more famous footballer is, the more often they act, just look at ronaldo and neymar, its just disgusting
@@Blueclues16 They had received a yellow card already during the match. If they receive another yellow card in the next matches, they would miss the next match after the second yellow card. But if they received a red card, they miss the next match, but the first yellow is deleted. They did this because they were already qualified for the next round, so they prefered to miss those players in the last match of group phase rather than having the risk of losing those players in an eliminatory match.
@@Billiamwoods That´s actually a part of the game i.e. you´re still playing football but when it´s deliberately destructive I don´t care wether it´s my team or not , to hell with this kind of behavior. The refs should be more free to show red card when it´s apparently destructive.
Mbappe is what's wrong with football nowadays. A brilliant player, but so many unneccesary timewasting antics. And this is what the kids now pick up unfortuantely.
here's the solution: don't add minutes because of fouls/ goals etc. Just stop the time at every goal/ injury. And then the most important thing: after minute 85 stop the clock every single time the ball is out of bounds or somebody is injured etc. Problem solved.
You need to understand that this sport is also played on low budget with just the arbiter doing everything, the time on the arbiter watch on the wrist is the only reference the arbiter can have, you cant tell the arbiter to stop the time on his watch for every single infraction and every single little thing.
Just double the time they´re wasting bc it´s just not the time they´re wasting , they get the game out of pace and rythm when repeatingly obstructive but also wrecks the entertainment for the audience. Let the suckers pay.
@derpplayer2292 yes you can! Stopwatches with a pause button aren't rare or expensive by any stretch of the imagination! 🤦 Also, the rules can vary quite significantly between leagues even within the same country. Those amateur and junior leagues you're talking about don't play the same rules as the top pro leagues anyway! 💁
Time wasting within the boundary of rules is skill. Time wasting while bending the rules is petty. Time wasting outside the boundary of rules deserve yellow then red if continued.
@@neilg6675it’s true, for two years TH-cam didn’t run adds however the platform grew significantly since it first started If TH-cam removed ads today then it’s probably going to die out pretty quickly
People need to learn what time wasting is. If the ball is in play, it's not time wasting. Taking it to the flag is running down the clock, which is different from time wasting.
Could this work as a time wasting tactic? The keeper has the ball then proceeds to slighty kick the ball to the defender who then heads it back to him, and they do this for some time.
Law 12.2 bans any such tricks: "An indirect free kick is awarded if a player initiates a deliberate trick for the ball to be passed (including from a free kick or goal kick) to the goalkeeper with the head, chest, knee etc. to circumvent the Law, whether or not the goalkeeper touches the ball with the hands; the goalkeeper is penalised if responsible for initiating the deliberate trick."
Me when GK repeatedly punches the ball back to the crowd: "ahhh fuck off 😡" Me when GK "accidentally" heads the ball back to the crowd: "ahhhh fuck off 😂"
Ronaldo's Time Wasting Technique🥶🥶 "Always strive to do things differently and aim for greatness in everything you do. This is the mindset of a GOAT."🐐
@@sacamain0 Jose Mourinho had a strategic approach where if a player received two yellow cards in consecutive matches, they would have to sit out the next game. So, he would ask the player to waste time and get a red card, which was an effective strategy for time wasting in football. However, Cristiano Ronaldo refused to resort to this unsportsmanlike tactic as he is deeply passionate about the game. This made Jose furious.
@criccorner3669 No, you have it all wrong. This isn't why Mourinho asked them to get red cards. It wasn't to waste time. He wanted them to get red cards because they already had yellow cards from earlier in the group stage, and more cards meant that they were going to get suspended for the next match. Here's the thing though, they didn't care about missing the next match because it was the last group stage match and they were already winning their group, and those suspensions were going to clean their records and avoid missing a more important match
I love how you never see Messi or Barca doing this clown stuff.. They will always go for goal no matter the match situation.. there was standards to everyone's game
While I had a good laugh at all the scenes I still think we need netto-playtime, meaning a match goes on for 2x30 minutes and the time pauses whenever the game isn't running.
the ref should let it go for 10 seconds and then give them a straight red,people pay hard earned money to watch football ,not watch a bunch of over paid children
If the ball is in play and they take it to the corner thats fine but throwing the ball around or faking injuries is embarrassing and its kind of embarrassing
There is absolutely nothing more satisfying in football than watching a team that has been wasting time in the most impertinant ways finally taking a goal and then crying and lamenting and whining over the lost minutes.
Football is better this way, it’s not a robot game
Brazil x Argentina, Copa América final 2004
@@RéussiteV It is a cheating game..... Bring in the Blue Card for Time wasting. !0 mins in the bin, and this will stop immediately. If two players time wasting, 2 blue cards.
@@ruidean72 I generally agree with you. Although it depends on what kind of time wasting it is. If the players are doodling with the ball at the corner flag, then there is nothing illegal about it, and the other team has the opportunity to prevent it. But all this stuff like keeping the ball, throwing it away, faking injuries ecc. should definitely be punished with a blue card.
@@yuri.eckert I thought Germany vs Sweden in 2018.
The one where they kept moving the guy in and out of the pitch is proper shithousery, hilarious, too
First one was crazy too.
Xd
bruhhhhhhh this is why i check the comment and here i am..spot onn🥲🤣🤣
If you thought your teammate was legit injured, you wouldn't drag him onto the pitch like that 😄😄
brasil this year. too funny
'paul dont take the piss' lmao
I really didn't understand what did he mean? 😭
He means ''paul, stop messing about''
He meant dont take drugs
The bastard says he is playing football, dancing around the corner
@@oror8646 not even close
two ads before the video starts is the biggest time waster I've seen all video
😂
I thought it was appropriate and not even mad!
@@United4life1889 both!
may i talk to you about ublock origins for(insert browsername). it will save you time and you can disable it for channels you like to support.
Both unskippable too
Lmao, this video is disgusting and hilarious at the same time
Football nowadays😢😢
Reason why I stopped watching. A team scores one goal and then the whole game is just park the bus and waste time. Who in their right minds would spent 90 minutes of their own life watching this shit?
@@skuty4882and not only that, modern football is all about getting penalties from your simulation, and the more famous footballer is, the more often they act, just look at ronaldo and neymar, its just disgusting
The last one was crazy, goalkeeper was jumping on the attacker 😂😂
Man that’s crazy
That goalkeeper seems pretty psycho.
😂😂
@@wp8022u have to be crazy to be a goalkeeper
Him wanting for the player to come to him 😂😂
I despise teams that do this, even my own. Play the freaking game, if you’re a good team you win without having to resort to this shit.
Straight facts but humans will be humans
The way how Ramos shake referee's hand after red card was hilarious
But why did mourinho ask them to get the red cards?
@@Blueclues16 They had received a yellow card already during the match. If they receive another yellow card in the next matches, they would miss the next match after the second yellow card. But if they received a red card, they miss the next match, but the first yellow is deleted. They did this because they were already qualified for the next round, so they prefered to miss those players in the last match of group phase rather than having the risk of losing those players in an eliminatory match.
@@Jorgerally35Thanks Big Brain 👍
@@Jorgerally35 🧠 😎 👍 🔥
@@Jorgerally35arent the cards wiped out when it moves onto the knockout stages?
'Inside the pitch, outside the pitch, inside the pitch, outside the pitch'😂
When it’s your team: master tactics 😎
When it’s against: f-ing time wasters 🤬
Humanity in a nutshell
That's what we call the hipocrisy. Fortunately not people are hipocrites.
Honestly it's pretty embarrassing either way. Unless it's like holding it at the corner flag, that's fair enough.
@@Billiamwoods That´s actually a part of the game i.e. you´re still playing football but when it´s deliberately destructive I don´t care wether it´s my team or not , to hell with this kind of behavior. The refs should be more free to show red card when it´s apparently destructive.
2:28 "Paul don't take the piss," Is absolutely sensational🤣🤣
The "What have I done?" from Klopp was hilarious💀
On god bro 😭😭
But seriously though
1:55 helping his opponent getting to the side line so he can get treatment. What a noble man
Lives up to his name .
@@glacousxx yeah he deserved this name :D
😂😂😂 "I need you to get a red card! Tell Ramos to get a red card! Get a red card on this free kick!"
Mourinho wanted them to get red cards so they would have a clean slate for the champions league knockout rounds
@@villeda009He lost it when someone else took the free kick instead of Ronaldo though. 😂😂😂
@@oneenow we know why he sold Ozil 😂
7:13 LOL they tossin him about 💀🤣
Mourinho telling his players to get red cards is wild. Then him getting angry when Ronaldo refused to get sent off was gold.
Mark Noble is a legend for doing that hahah
Saved that man's life by getting him the medical attention he needed, hero
Mbappe is what's wrong with football nowadays. A brilliant player, but so many unneccesary timewasting antics. And this is what the kids now pick up unfortuantely.
100% but Ronaldo started this shit Stats War games.
Time wasting in the farmers league too
Well Ronaldo, Vini and Haaland are in the video too.. that's what separates Messi from them
But Ronaldo and haaland did it with class
@@prayasjain8583 Messi most def did some timewasting too. he was simply not included in this video
1:55 who needs a stretcher when you got that guy 😂
09:32 This legendary goalkeeper's name is Glenn Verbauwhede playing for Maritzburg United circa 2016.
1:53 What a Noble gesture!
3:40 Looks like a bullfighter
Benteke + Ayew corner wrestling is actual class 😂
that isn't time wasting
here's the solution: don't add minutes because of fouls/ goals etc. Just stop the time at every goal/ injury. And then the most important thing: after minute 85 stop the clock every single time the ball is out of bounds or somebody is injured etc. Problem solved.
You need to understand that this sport is also played on low budget with just the arbiter doing everything, the time on the arbiter watch on the wrist is the only reference the arbiter can have, you cant tell the arbiter to stop the time on his watch for every single infraction and every single little thing.
THIS. There's so many sports that do this and that don't deviate from the main thing: playing the game. The solution is so simple...
Just double the time they´re wasting bc it´s just not the time they´re wasting , they get the game out of pace and rythm when repeatingly obstructive but also wrecks the entertainment for the audience. Let the suckers pay.
@derpplayer2292 yes you can! Stopwatches with a pause button aren't rare or expensive by any stretch of the imagination! 🤦
Also, the rules can vary quite significantly between leagues even within the same country. Those amateur and junior leagues you're talking about don't play the same rules as the top pro leagues anyway! 💁
Klopps reaction and voice was priceless
1:43 that was very noble of him to help the injured player off the field.
Underrated but copied 😂
Mbappe finsh😂😂6:50
Benteke and ayew move was pure gold😂🤣🤣 3:38
It’s beyond me how you can find the slightest sympathy for Vinicius Junior or Mbappe. Such unsportsmanlike players just horrible.
they love playing victims....they can do shit but wjhen they are on the receiving end, they cry and make a huge deal about it and play race card
cry
@@RamPrakash-ev3fmyou‘re referring to Vini? „I just want to play football 🥺😢“
absolute clown
@@sannii2222 no only Mbappe
There were many other players in the video, but you only mention those. I wonder why. Maybe something to do with color?
One of the best part of football😂😂😂
Never knew David Luiz was a master of the Dark Arts 7:00😅
Haha some of them are very funny :D But the balance quickly tilts to bad sportmanship
half of these were bad faith, the other half were clever and skill
Never seen that last one before, two missed penalties for diving into players!
The huge fucking grin on David Luiz' face just makes my day every time I see it.
the Haaland one got me rolling on the floor
Time wasting within the boundary of rules is skill.
Time wasting while bending the rules is petty.
Time wasting outside the boundary of rules deserve yellow then red if continued.
6:45 hand goal 😂🤣
I wonder if anyone has ever watched a TH-cam ad and thought "oh I must buy one of those". Waste of time and money
Only noobs get YT ads.
@@abody499 watching on a TV has its issues
without those ads, there wouldn't be this site. like at all.
@@nevermind5657 youtube existed long before there were these intrusive ads. So not true
@@neilg6675it’s true, for two years TH-cam didn’t run adds however the platform grew significantly since it first started
If TH-cam removed ads today then it’s probably going to die out pretty quickly
People need to learn what time wasting is. If the ball is in play, it's not time wasting. Taking it to the flag is running down the clock, which is different from time wasting.
Score 90 never disappoints
Carlo Ancelloti 6:54 ?😂
7:11 Ahhh Brazil being Brazil, that's why we are the best country in the world
7:1
ronaldo's time wasting was super intelligent bro, wasted almost the same time as this corner time wasters and didnt even get the yellow
And it even entertains viewers.
And made the player from the other team receive a yellow lmao
Mbappe really is super guilty of timewasting. he came up every other clip in this video is seemed
The last one is a penalty and red for the keeper.
He headbutts the striker’s leg
@@GMBlunderfish1 already has the ball in his posession. no penalty
That one had me rolling
Klopp's expression are always very enthusiastic 😂
Thing that gets me is the ref goes and books people but never adds any extra time on for the time wasting, so there is no deterrent.
Declan rice should have watched the first 20 secs of this before playing Brighton 🤣
It's football antics, but I like this
The keeper on the end is just a mountaingoat in a other life
That Benteke 21secs was skill
These are grown men.
That's highly debatable.
Evidence suggests otherwise
6:52 ancelloti coming out of no where 😂
Could this work as a time wasting tactic? The keeper has the ball then proceeds to slighty kick the ball to the defender who then heads it back to him, and they do this for some time.
Genius
Law 12.2 bans any such tricks: "An indirect free kick is awarded if a player initiates a deliberate trick for the ball to be passed (including from a free kick or goal kick) to the goalkeeper with the head, chest, knee etc. to circumvent the Law, whether or not the goalkeeper touches the ball with the hands; the goalkeeper is penalised if responsible for initiating the deliberate trick."
#1 should be me watching this at work
i always add a full minute to the play time if either team uses any type of unsportsmanship time wasting
The goalkeeper at the end was going for the insurance claim for sure.
this is why i love football
The last one is insane. I remember I was watching that. I was rolling the entire time 😂😂😂😂
The GK at the end was training to join WWE and spear all the roster 🤣🤣🤣
9:32 it‘s so hard to keep an eye on the goalkeeper when you zoom in on him and put a red circle around him.
9:11 Suarez ended up getting his revenge back in blood
Stuff like this didnt happen when real captains like Maldini and Puyol still were on the pitch
When I was a ref I would double the amount of time wasted as extra time.
Mamelodi Sundowns time wasting was genius 😂😂😂
That last goalkeeper think it was a rugby game 😂
Me when GK repeatedly punches the ball back to the crowd: "ahhh fuck off 😡"
Me when GK "accidentally" heads the ball back to the crowd: "ahhhh fuck off 😂"
Sevilla was fighting for their lives against Liverpool 😂
9:26Ozil really said to Mourinho,that's not football and played the ball
Let's be honest, the real reason Alonso and Ramos wanted to get a red card was to avoid getting bitten by Suarez.
There's good time waste and bat time waste, throwing the ball away or not taking a corner/kick off is just unsportsmanlike
The last one is so good 😂😂😂😂
Ronaldo's Time Wasting Technique🥶🥶
"Always strive to do things differently and aim for greatness in everything you do. This is the mindset of a GOAT."🐐
9:25 dont get it. Was is Ronaldo doing?
@@sacamain0 Jose Mourinho had a strategic approach where if a player received two yellow cards in consecutive matches, they would have to sit out the next game. So, he would ask the player to waste time and get a red card, which was an effective strategy for time wasting in football. However, Cristiano Ronaldo refused to resort to this unsportsmanlike tactic as he is deeply passionate about the game. This made Jose furious.
@criccorner3669 No, you have it all wrong. This isn't why Mourinho asked them to get red cards. It wasn't to waste time. He wanted them to get red cards because they already had yellow cards from earlier in the group stage, and more cards meant that they were going to get suspended for the next match. Here's the thing though, they didn't care about missing the next match because it was the last group stage match and they were already winning their group, and those suspensions were going to clean their records and avoid missing a more important match
@@damana1000 ohk.👍👍
8:03-8:51 israeli football
You left out the absolute worst Mamelodi Sundowns FC time wasting. That video is the epitome of time wasting😂
Haaland corners would’ve had me so pressed lmaoooooooooo
What you watch when you’re procrastinating on homework
8:53 The irony of Suarez complaining about time wasting....
In what world do you think you'd get away with pushing a ball into the goal 😂
Klopp: what have i done??
KDB: Let me talk!
5:47 halaand best time waster
I love how you never see Messi or Barca doing this clown stuff.. They will always go for goal no matter the match situation.. there was standards to everyone's game
vinicius with the latin catimba. absolutely loved. 😂
Easy solution:
3 times you do bullshit like this as a team, opponent gets a penalty.
You know what would stop this nonsense? If the freaking clock would stop
Luiz got his Karma lesson (7-1) ;-)
While I had a good laugh at all the scenes I still think we need netto-playtime, meaning a match goes on for 2x30 minutes and the time pauses whenever the game isn't running.
thats what all haaland good at, other than the tap-in's🤣
the ref should let it go for 10 seconds and then give them a straight red,people pay hard earned money to watch football ,not watch a bunch of over paid children
So apparently the real time wasting master and red card merchant is jose mourinho.
But his style of football is just so entertaining ❤.
Mbappé is literally one of the best players ever. So sad and ridiculous he thinks he needs this clownery.
Crystal Palace had to be in there, the time wasting dribbles were well rehearsed
that isn't time wasting
Seeing Anthony waste time in the Ajax - Feyenoord game really appreciate me the 6-0 victory even more, simply lovely.
Every time Anthony is on the field is a waste.
the last one lmao. Keeper diving into players
4:08 😂😂
''i think hes gonna be sent off'' :the red card given 30 secs before
This is where the Blue Card will be useful. 10 mins in the bin
If the ball is in play and they take it to the corner thats fine but throwing the ball around or faking injuries is embarrassing and its kind of embarrassing
*Injury time has left the chat*
(Injury time is where added time gets put up.)
The amount of injury time added to a match is almost never even close to the amount of time that's wasted because of delays and dirty tricks.
There's a difference between in-play management and deadball time wasting.