Warms my heart to see Warkiplier and Markiplier working as one. Now I have two spectacular influences on me. Many much thanks from I to you for gracing us with your presence, glorious Warky leader.
Warkiplier is appreciate your saying of kindness. Makes communal blood-stroker in chest swell with feeling of happy instead of usual swelling of goulash.
@@bluevector8953 it's a sex thing :o essentially, the implication is that Markiplier knows from personal experience that a finger and a fist have significant differences in width, which makes inserting them anally significantly different in terms of difficulty. Hope this helped, dsharkyo.
*...and now, the Warkiplier National Anthem...* You push the right button in, You let the right button out; You push the right button in, And you shake the mouse about. You do the Warky Marky, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
Forensic Panda UMM I WAS READING YAOI WHEN MA BRO WAS WHACHIG THIS AND WHEN THE SUMT SEEN WAS IN THE BOOK MARK SAID I KNOW THE DIFERENC BTWEEN A FINGER AND A FIST I AM SCARED FOR LIFE
Markiplier Think about it. If you're happier than everyone else, then they'll be sadder than you by comparison. That's just math. Like how, to make everyone else poorer than you, you just have to be richer than everyone else. It's all relative. =S
All hail Wakeiplier! Now to sing the Warkiplier song! Through all the trolls And misdirections Hail Warkiplier For his protection. Even when you're feeling sad Warkiplier will make you glad. All hail his manly might, All who are in his manly sight! Oh Warkiplier Manly Warkiplier Warky Warkiplier All hail Warkiplier!
Also just know that you are my favourite person ever and its 2:00am here in australia and im crying. thank you for making me the happy person i am today （＾Ｏ＾☆♪ ( ^ω^ )
Rough day for me, and I'm still in work. Watched this, and instantly got a smile on my face and can't stop laughing. The answer to all of life's problems is to watch Markiplier, and your instant sadness goes. Yay!
Been lying down all day with a fever and strep throat. Not alowed to talk or anything but im laughing so hard. So thank you for making me feel better. :)
Uhm... "Really use my motor finger skills" hmmm.... inreresting. Is that the one joke you didnt catch or did you? Was that the reason for the snort? Haha that was absolutely perfect
Trollinboy74 well pc just came out so i bet it would be alot easyer to record since on ps4,xbox1, you have to delay your mic and your friends while you record because of the capture delay. basically, it would be alot easyer and they dont have to be together to do it!
10:45 *"Great! So, that's succeeding in life - win the Olympics and make everyone sadder than you!"* I mean, the easiest way to become the happiest person on Earth is to make everyone else miserable, so...
Warms my heart to see Warkiplier and Markiplier working as one. Now I have two spectacular influences on me. Many much thanks from I to you for gracing us with your presence, glorious Warky leader.
Warkiplier is appreciate your saying of kindness. Makes communal blood-stroker in chest swell with feeling of happy instead of usual swelling of goulash.
Ahh yes the swelling wait no that is just my arteries clogging
I unsubed to markiplier to sub to warkiplier
@@markiplier Warkiplier
Did you survive?
Warkiplier is new Markiplier. Please redirect all attention to new glorious Warky leader.
Second ?
Hello Warkiplier.
So if you're Warkiplier, is your twin now Milford Morfstash?
0_0 within a few seconds of posting you guys already commented. Mark you really have great fans!
Hi Warkiplier.
Trust me, I know the difference between a finger and a fist from personal experience. Not like that. Ohhhhhhh, boy. -Markiplier 2015.
😂😂
dsharkyo I don’t get it coz I’m stupid
@@bluevector8953 it's a sex thing :o
essentially, the implication is that Markiplier knows from personal experience that a finger and a fist have significant differences in width, which makes inserting them anally significantly different in terms of difficulty.
Hope this helped,
dsharkyo.
dsharkyo did you actually reply four years later to explain a sex joke? Now that’s dedication!
dsharkyo holy shit you really came back after 4 years to explain a sex joke
Can't wait for Trollface Quest 5, these videos are great :D
what is dawko doing here???
holy shi
why is dawko here? i feel like im early but its been 8 years lmao
@@MegbunkeVR His channel was only 2 years old when he commented this, back then TH-camrs would comment on bigger channels to get noticed
Holy hell, it's dawko
*...and now, the Warkiplier National Anthem...*
You push the right button in,
You let the right button out;
You push the right button in,
And you shake the mouse about.
You do the Warky Marky,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
Cazzy Black Seems legit
Cazzy Black I sang the song in my head while reading this, thanks lol
***** ....I'm so fucking impressed that there is already an account called "warkiplier"
pinkamena diane pie Said "Pinkamena diane pie".
Eyeless Gamer I mean, he literally just said warkiplier xD people are so fast at making these accounts
'He can almost hear it through those goggles' -Markiplier 2015
Lizzy Love
*goggles*
To quote Radioactive Man:
"THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
"...or earmuffs..."
*Warkiplier
1:03 *"Well, shit...I don't think that's how you fence."*
Nope, that's how you crush a fence.
Jalyn Wishem 👏🏼
Amongus
I know the difference between a finger and a fist
-Markiplier 2015
Gavin Palmer Press B To Blow
-Markiplier 2013-14
Springtrap,
You reminded me the line thanks xD
I literally forgot XD
Gavin Palmer I gasped
Lol
Hell yeah i do ;) hahaha
"i know the difference between a finger and a fist... not like that".... oh dear lord i lost my shit.
Same XD
Hi I'm a big fan of your work
ila ct 432.23421.345097654232
Callum Davison
Forensic Panda UMM I WAS READING YAOI WHEN MA BRO WAS WHACHIG THIS AND WHEN THE SUMT SEEN WAS IN THE BOOK MARK SAID I KNOW THE DIFERENC BTWEEN A FINGER AND A FIST I AM SCARED FOR LIFE
Markiplier = Mario
Warkiplier = Wario
Jacob Riht ...**gasp** Milfred Marfstache!!!
Jacob Riht illuminati confirmed
That's what I thought!
Jacob Riht How about Lucario then?
Then it would be Markiplucario.
I love coming back to this video just for the Warkiplier. XD
Same xD
"Hello everybody my name is Warkiplier! *rethinks life for a moment* What!?"
Same
Ikr
what???
"Hello everybody my name is Warkiplier-"
WARFSTACHE WAS HERE!
ILLUMANUTTY CONFIRMED
... ILLUMANATI
"Hello everybody, my name is WARIO"
kawaiisnake “Hello everybody my name is WALUI-“
*Beep*
@@kisco2-electricboogaloo574 WHERE WAS HE!?! HE KILLED LUIGI!!!! WHERE WAS HEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mark, you always waste my time. And I love it.
Hurray for wasted time! :D
Markiplier You reply to comments?
Markiplier Cuz I got nothin...awesome vid though :D
Markiplier Wasted time is awesome!
Syg Man I guess you can say that time at bars is time wasted.
_"Hello, everybody! My name is MWARGIBLIER! .....What?!"_ oO'
ShiitakeWarrior HORK! IM A WHALE! Reference to the first trollface quest vid by mark btw :3
I proudly presents to you:
WARGIBLIER
hello ShiitakeWarrior
THE GONGOOZLER
Lol
1:35-1:40 Well, that escalated quickly
I cannot live without my daily dose of Markiplier.
lol
*Warkiplier
*sharp inhale*
Same.
You mean Warkiplier, of course.
It's not murder. It's called *Eliminating the competition.*
It's not wrong if it's in the rules
Yeah.
I
O
literally lel
There is only one way
" I know the difference between a finger and a fist" Markiplier 2015
+Ben Crofoot Thats Leading To A Whole Different Path...
Kyle Reaper hyhhhhhhfghggggfhj
Ben Crofoot *Warkiplier
or Warkiliar
That face when he said "I'm in the Olympics" killed me xD
And he says it so proudly like a child it fuckin kills me
his face at 3:20 is just the best
"You know the key to suceeding in life kids, murder your competition to win" Markiplier 2015
The easiest way to make everyone else sadder than you is to be happier than everyone else.
I don't think that's how that works :P
MetroidJunkie2007 Happiness is contagious so ultimately you'll make everyone else as happy as you? maybe?
Markiplier Think about it. If you're happier than everyone else, then they'll be sadder than you by comparison. That's just math. Like how, to make everyone else poorer than you, you just have to be richer than everyone else. It's all relative. =S
TheGaming Koala If you're less sad than someone else, then are they not sadder than you?
TheGaming Koala Clearly, it's an Illuminati conspiracy. Tiny Box Tim is a shape shifting lizard box.
All hail Wakeiplier!
Now to sing the Warkiplier song!
Through all the trolls
And misdirections
Hail Warkiplier
For his protection.
Even when you're feeling sad
Warkiplier will make you glad.
All hail his manly might,
All who are in his manly sight!
Oh Warkiplier
Manly Warkiplier
Warky Warkiplier
All hail Warkiplier!
You have a poem for like every game he plays.
Sammy Oster
I do I do. It keeps me occupied XD
Just means he gives me good content to work with~
Wanky warkiplier
Mr Moustache I read that too :(
TheJavaJoJo "That was a good poem right there."
0:03 best Markimoo pose ever! :D
ikr XD
Yes he is so funny!!!😂😂 (gigling) now
No 3:23 is the best pose
I want you to have
Fuck off
Oh-ho, Warkiplier... You do make me giggle so.
Cazzy Black XD Mhm .3.
Cazzy Black oooohh, you so wet, baby
that video in walkthrogh killed me
Is your name caziah by chance?
Cazzy Black Just like Mario has Wario, the trolling version of himself, Markiplier has Warkiplier...
"I know the difference between a finger and a fist"
Wow, I started laughing so hard at that part.
The difference is how drunk I am
T SexyRexy was here
@@DrewpBalls935 🙃
T SexyRexy E
SAME I FUCKING DIED LMFAO
Mark : HOW IS THIS BETTER?! "The character rides away on goat" Mark :"sarcastically" Oh that's how, that's much better, I'm so happy now.
Moxey Da Foxey wow, good job, maybe write the subtitles
"Hello everyone, my name is Warkiplier, ... What?!?!"
+dontcallmewave XD
dontcallmewave
wave
I thing it's a reference to Wilfred Warfstache.
dontcallmewave u u!!! 😠
WIZARD COME BACK!! WIIZZAAAAAAARRDD!!!
"fireball"
If Markiplier is Warkiplier, than would the Warfstache be a Marfstache?
Orion Solstice rrrrriiiiight
Orion Solstice u smart
Your right I don’t watch PewDiePie
3:15
"I've really got to use my 'MOTOR FINGER skills'"
Fangirls got wet at that part.
Yes, yes we did.
No....Its not weirt
IT IS FUCKIN WIERD
Amy Rose Look, we have gone over this. You think it is weird because Mark is human, HUMAN. You, Hedgehog. Mark, Human. Geez
Cody Windsor
"I know the difference between a finger and a fist. Personal experience!"
Woah Mark, what have you been doing in your free time...
Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, studying anatomy! With science and stuff!
Markiplier Pff try anatomy of all kinds of domestic animals...
Markiplier Holy crap you actually replied!!! My life is complete lol
Markiplier Hey Mark. I understand my anoyance, but look at this game
www.indiegogo.com/projects/crosscode/#home
7:04 the troll of all troll giggles of lung dying starts
1:20 Markiplier: Oh no , it's the sun!
Me: There we go , the snowman has melted. Yay us!
I spent half an hour laughing and replaying 3:47
"Trust me I know the difference between a finger and a fist." ~ Markiplier 2015
"Well shit I don't think that's how you fence.." Well we generally don't fight snowman so that's a start...
I see trying to keep the snowmen out of the Olympics eh? Shame on yuuuuuuu! :P
I feel like the big flames that they light during the Olympic's is probably a bit off putting for Men made out of snow...
Also just know that you are my favourite person ever and its 2:00am here in australia and im crying. thank you for making me the happy person i am today （＾Ｏ＾☆♪
( ^ω^ )
Rough day for me, and I'm still in work. Watched this, and instantly got a smile on my face and can't stop laughing. The answer to all of life's problems is to watch Markiplier, and your instant sadness goes. Yay!
Hurray! Glad my videos can cheer you up!
Nat so true!
Your videos constantly cheer me up, that's for sure! I can't wait for the next troll quest, they're pretty awesome :D
Same! When im stressed i always search his youtube and then watch!
Nat Warkiplier*
“If he can only hear him through the goggles” -Mark 2015
**intense derp face**
I'm in the Olympics!
I laughed so hard that of all things my knee started hurting XD
Il be the first to ask
How??
Ich bin verwirrt
Irl name:Zac Game name:ZA6X sorry I don’t speak sausage
Benjamin Russell knee slapping like a hillbilly?
realDaemania maybe but what do you think WAS IT KETCHUP OR MUSTARD
*knee slapping intensifies*
6:04
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
The intro to this video kills me every time
"Well, shit, I don't think that's how you fence."
3:25 DAT FACE THO
Jacksepticeye and Markiplier both redo their intro within the same day. The ship is real.
Danne Goma Marksepticeye :D
4:02 when the teacher sees a student take out a phone in class but the student refuses to put it away
I had to watch the beginning a few times before starting the video lol
.....he can almost hear it through those goggles....
-Markiplier 2015
Good job Mark, we're so proud.
Mark if you were in the Olympics you would be in the special Olympics.
2:55 I couldn't stop laughing he yelled at a bear and a lion loving eachother
*"What. Wha-? FAAAAAAAAHK, STOP DAT-"*
Markiplier has an evil twin.
His anti and equal: Warkiplier.
Been lying down all day with a fever and strep throat. Not alowed to talk or anything but im laughing so hard. So thank you for making me feel better. :)
***** thank you (: it has been making me smile when im pain so its all good
***** thank you (:
***** you too :)
***** whats wrong??
***** i dont know haha and we can be friends (:
0:03
how I pose for school pics now! ;)
The intros and titles are just exceeding in quality! (Ft. Fancy language)
Potatoes+Pandas They are :D
Uhm... "Really use my motor finger skills" hmmm.... inreresting. Is that the one joke you didnt catch or did you? Was that the reason for the snort? Haha that was absolutely perfect
this brings back DEEP memories
So...you warkiplier now? Funny video by the way :)
Warkiplier is new king of Freddy Five Nights and Tube of You. Warkiplier play many fun times game for boy and girl.
Markiplier english are speaking we?
TheGaming Koala We yes are. Come us join.
Markiplier I thought Warkiplier was some strange combo of you and Wilford Warfstache.
Keegan B oooh, you so wet, baby
"How did inflating my penis cause my muscles to grow?" - Warkiplier 2015
I bet someones gonna make a troll channel named Warkiplier
Terra Shade yup you are correct
Yup
STILL a better game than Call Of Duty!
Not, Modern Warfare or World at War and Black ops 1,2 but, fuck Ghost and AW
***** COD is fine, it's those who play it that are nuts!
Ahem, excuse me.
William Côté Hey there, buddy!
they are just all half life wannabes
Thanks for the morning laughs Mark! Sending love and smiles back to you! :)
Mark: “I know the difference between a finger and a fist, trust me, personal experience... not like that!”
Everybody else: “Surrreee Mark”
XD
Please dont tell me I'm the only one who automatically likes Mark's video before watching it.
Haha I really appreciate it, hope you enjoy the video!
Markiplier You answered to my comment, now I can die happy
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
sus
@@platinum-or3y no one loves you
At 8:58. Thank you mark I now know how to get senpie. :)
The creepy troll laughing at 7:05 was the funniest thing I've heard all day
Finger motor skills ? You sure it's not your B to blow skills instead ?
dude mark you should do some pc gta5 with wade and bob!
***** so much yes drunk gta 5 needs to return
Does it matter what platform
Trollinboy74 well pc just came out so i bet it would be alot easyer to record since on ps4,xbox1, you have to delay your mic and your friends while you record because of the capture delay. basically, it would be alot easyer and they dont have to be together to do it!
***** And Jack!
***** and wade
Mario has Wario,
Markiplier has Warkiplier.
Warkiplier? Does this mean you're a Chocobo now?
I love watching these videos especially after being yelled at by the marching band director/my section leaders /everyone.
The intro is golden!😂😆
10:45
*"Great! So, that's succeeding in life - win the Olympics and make everyone sadder than you!"*
I mean, the easiest way to become the happiest person on Earth is to make everyone else miserable, so...
1:52 He was Sick
You may know the difference between a finger and a fist, but you don't know the difference between a shot put and a discus
"Hello everybody, my name's Bwarkiplier."
- Bwarkiplier
Noice
You always make me laugh haha you are hilarious. One of my top fav youtubers!
4:31
I literally almost tired pushing the next level button when it popped up😂😂😂😂
4:10 look that man has jacksepticeyes septic eye on his thing!... mark probaly knows who he is
4:16
Funny Mark-senpai at 4:20
You must be a Japanese girl
"Trust me I know the difference between a finger and a fist, personal experience "-Markimoo 2016
when he said, " why was that inflaiting my penis?" i lost my shit XD
"Hello everybody my name is Warkiplier-what?"
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier"
Oh good he got it right the second time
Wade + Markiplier = Warkiplier. Best love story of all time!!
Motor finger skills
Yeah I heard, Mark is good with nis fingers....
His*
That's what she said.
Atsuko Hashimoto :3
c:
Atsuko Hashimoto c:
Me when the School Make a jeam competition for a Copper metal
12 Year old Me" 0:01
8:22 this is Secret to Be buff quickly
what do we call Mark when he's sassy?
Sassyplier
Failed Pie Close enough :D Stay smiling, friend!
Failed Pie No, we call him Warkiplier, because that is his name.
1:10Seriously the snowman's body slamming the dude! Not cool.
(ba dum tss)
+Harrison Tribou
Nice pun, I know!
Markiplier vs darkiplier vs warkiplier
Good. Evil. Neutral
Warkiplier: Warfstache and Markiplier shipped.....
No it's wade and markiplier
A whole new fan base on tumblr
+Orange koala bro yeah, that makes sense since markiplier is Wilford Warfststache and Wade is his friend
Unlawful Potato oh no
GLORY TO ARSTOKSCA!
GREATST COUNTRY
Glory's greatest country
Aaron Leonard
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY
GLORY TO OBRISTAN
You've seen Wario, Waluigi
Now get ready for Warkiplier
best mark pose ever in the beginning someone create a statue of that pose
0:03
kirstie russell yes that face and pose
HELLO, MY NAME IS WARGIPLIER! WHAT?
Ah a relic of the olden days
I’m in the olympics! :D
Hello everybody I’m Warkiplier!
*WHAT?*
r.i.p at 1:29
6:25 What a silly dive! 😅
8:25 XD A joke about testosterone and steroids, maybe?