Ancient people, after making the most batshit insane, incredibly epic, and emotionally engaging myths and legends that will outlive them and inspire artists and storytellers for many thousands of years to come.
It's unknown how many of them didn't make the cut. It's estimated that only 10% of legends and myths lived to our day. So only select few will live for many thousand years to come. The rest will be forgotten 100 years after.
Would you expect anything less from one of the greatest animators who ever lived? Say what you will about Richard Williams, but he NEVER did ANYTHING halfway! And here’s the kicker: This was considered LOW-QUALITY work by his standards, and the original commercial didn’t even feature Rammstein as the soundtrack! Of course, the commercial still slaps, but Rammstein makes it EVEN BETTER!
@@tristonandrews5966 Bro, a lot of people know about the Yamna culture, it came free with your being interested in ancient history. Although I notice a lot of people are made aware of this ancient culture not through their curiosity for the past but through ethnonationalist memes which is somewhat depressing.
Actually, archelogical evidence shows that the first indo european lacked the gene to digest milk. They DID however, use diary products, such as cheese.
@@3xpl0i79 Aryan was a self-congratulatory term used by the nobility of indoeuropean populations to describe themselves (cue the greek word aristos- from which the modern word aristocracy), not unlike other terms such as "the good-fathered" and so forth Anyway no, IE ancestry is mostly found in NE Europe in terms of concentration, it's extremely diluted in Iran and even further in India, it's just that Iran happened to retain that word and turned it into an ethnonym
@@saltedpairofducks so, it’s a long story, the short, and I mean short, summary is There’s an Islamic group of black supremacists who teach a ‘slightly different’ origin of the world The world was created by a black god, who then created a couple dozen black scientists to help him run it, each scientist would take turns as god, being incarnated into the world to rule it. Black people were created to serve under such gods, the first city/origin point of humanity was Mecca One scientist/god, named Yakub, was ostracized not just by his peers, but also by the people he was supposed to rule over, because of his giant ass head he had when born into the world to take his turn as god So he began studying, grinding the shit out of every intellectual source possible, eventually learning everything Mecca had to offer, in this, he also created a school of thought of his own - tricknology(important later), he then fled Mecca going north, accompanied by a couple thousand followers In his new city on the island of Patmos, Yakub started his eugenics program, breeding the lightest of his followers, then killing any of their children who were as dark or darker than either parent, rinse, wash, and repeat, the brown race is made(Mexicans, Arabs, etc), but oh no! Yakub died at the ripe old age of ~150 years old So his followers continue the process, breeding lighter and lighter children, creating the yellow(asians) and red(native Americans) races before finally creating white people Born of the cold confines of the labs and exposed to the industrialized killings of their darker siblings, the born white race is a violent and savage race as a result of the means which they were created, for reference, think of Garth Ennis’ “crossed” when we discuss the barbarism of the white race, I’m talking violence, I’m talking animalistic behaviors, I’m talking eating raw meat, the whole 9 yards Born of evil, the whites would march south and launch a vicious attack on Mecca, their barbaric nature giving them the strength advantage, but ultimately they are pushed back by the superior weapons, armors, and numbers of Mecca’s soldiers, retreating back north, the whites would live in caves, hardly anymore than beasts, some whites would attempt to return to their black ancestors, only to turn into the monkeys, apes, and other primates of the world Eventually Moses appears and he civilizes the whites, while also enacting his own eugenics program by killing off a few hundred of the rudest whites *with dynamite* before going about teaching whites the right way to wear underwear Civilized, the white race begins to learn about their origins, they learn tricknology, passed down from Yakub to his followers and then to them, coupled with their still latent barbarism, the white race become master liars and cheats, using this to eventually enslave black people as they speedrun technology to overpower the best Mecca could ever imagine Remember, this is the short story, the full story is a tad bit longer and more detailed
"Mister Williams, we'd like you to do 25 seconds of animation for a cologne ad" Richard Williams: "So what you mean is that you want an absolutly legendary animation of epic magnitude that still will be remembered half a century after it was made ? Done."
I clicked on this fully expecting it to be a video about an obscure 80s Japanese animated movie with absurd, surrealist themes. I'm not disappointed, though
female dreams : "OMG Daniel kissed me!!!" male dremas : climbing from the bottom of hell to the highest peaks that can barely reach heaven to be gifted a sex appeal cologne by god himself
The masculine urge to climb an impossible mountain while predators swirl around you, the wind and rain unrelenting. This must have been how your ancestors, the primates that evolved into mankind, experienced at the dawn of their creation, facing impeccable odds every hour of every day. Yet you continue, for beyond the mountain lies a purpose greater than yourself, and a power greater than anything you've ever imagined, granted to only the strongest of wills and purest of hearts. You continue, because you must, and you will, prove your worth.
The end of your father's story is the beginning of your's my friend... choose wise the path you will walk, think your actions and the most important of all...use this gift only for good never for evil... Anyway the bag of doritos cost $5.99
@@ArgonNoble my brother in christ it's literally weed pressed between two hot metal plates till it comes out in a sap form it's easier on my lungs than smoking. Also no.
That one variant human paladin player after coming back from the dead after everyone else dies, and somehow deflects every attack, gets nat 20's on every attack roll, and kills the overpowered enemy with 1 HP:
When the teacher says she needs a big, strong boy to stack the chairs:
Bruh such a lifestory
I'm one of em tho
You get a gold star for this comment ⭐
WE WERE THAT BRO
WE ALWAYS WILL BE
Ancient people, after making the most batshit insane, incredibly epic, and emotionally engaging myths and legends that will outlive them and inspire artists and storytellers for many thousands of years to come.
🗿
They were blessed by the Gods!
It's unknown how many of them didn't make the cut. It's estimated that only 10% of legends and myths lived to our day. So only select few will live for many thousand years to come. The rest will be forgotten 100 years after.
Ancient people when they make stories about gods fucking their sisters and animals
I mean, your assuming they aren't real.
The masculine urge to help others when I can't even help myself be like:
hell yeah
I hate myself for that
transmutation of pain into joy. helping others will help you
@@kobold7466Chad joy giver vs virgin pleasure receiver
guys move aside this chad is moving though
Richard williams did not have to go this hard, for a COLOGNE AD
Would you expect anything less from one of the greatest animators who ever lived?
Say what you will about Richard Williams, but he NEVER did ANYTHING halfway!
And here’s the kicker:
This was considered LOW-QUALITY work by his standards, and the original commercial didn’t even feature Rammstein as the soundtrack!
Of course, the commercial still slaps, but Rammstein makes it EVEN BETTER!
@@matthewcardoza1190... Are you telling me that this mf looked at this and said: "meh, that will do"?
@@jubileu8153on bro he did
yes he did and thats what made him richard williams
@@AlbanianThrashFucking badass
Humanity's one and only true Emperor on his way to fight and seal the Void Dragon into Mars.
For the Glory of the Imperium!
@@unclesam5230 Morituri te salutant, brother. The Emperor protects.
Only in death 😔
@@Nook772 Does duty end.
Only for the Mechanicus to end up worshiping it...
Use the power only for good, never for evil
Pov: motivation in 3:00 am
Me after tolerating the lactose
the power of shit
top comment
Based Indo-European.
Why does (this) go so hard
Fixed a mistake
Me after a cig and 60 cents coffee
Winston with a cuppuchino really make me feel like that
Average French breakfast
Bro is a divorced father
European (winner) breakfast
That's just quelling your body of your nicotine and caffeine addiction. Caffeine in itself isn't that bad though
“Always for good, never for evil.”
me after a glass of water
Water, tea and milk
Me after drinking water infront of an african person:
@@CoolLink-Zeldamake sure to eat something besides chicken in front of em too, it'll blow their minds!
Water melon : @@frenchempire9471
How it feels waking up with no headache, back pain, soar eyes, etc and feel motivated enough to kill gods
9 y/o me after Grandma calls me handsome:
*29
This is literally that feeling u get after u wake up after a good nights sleep
Yup
And everything is sort of dull, but in a kind of good way
What is that?
My strongest Lego character:
Your weakest lego character*
@@RaulArmandoIbarraVera
Nah, that's you buddy 😂
@@G.P.M.07 I think he want to say another Lego chars more powerful than that
@@mbom3r oh
It is cool if you had original Lego in childhood
Honestly, if this commercial were on today, I would immediately leave my house just to buy the product
when the Potion Seller gives you his strongest potions.
That's an old one!
@@solri9302 But good one.
(You could handle them)
You are of the strongest, not of the weakest
You *CAN* handle my strongest potions, traveler!
I need a full music video of this it goes way to hard to be this short watched it 19 times
You can’t say that this isn’t the hardest thing you ever ever seen
I could do it, but idk
@@jakodarexBrah how do you not know
Just know
WHAT'S THE NAME BRUH
@@Talibanguerillaof what?
*Only for good, Never for evil*
Only for God, never fo devil
Me after the 3 am tap water hits
To be honest it is encouraging that THIS IS JUST FOR AN AD
How it feels to read the Conan novels instead of the comics
When you find the solution to the issue you've been struggling with and overcome it.
What I look like according to my grandma:
the first indoeuropean man after drinking milk: 0:20
Dude, holy shit! I thought I was the only one here who knows of the Yamnaya!👊
@@tristonandrews5966 Bro, a lot of people know about the Yamna culture, it came free with your being interested in ancient history.
Although I notice a lot of people are made aware of this ancient culture not through their curiosity for the past but through ethnonationalist memes which is somewhat depressing.
Actually, archelogical evidence shows that the first indo european lacked the gene to digest milk. They DID however, use diary products, such as cheese.
Just say aryan bro nobody gonna make you a a nattzi. Btw europeans rarely have aryan genes, its mostly found in Persia and India. So its kinda ironic
@@3xpl0i79 Aryan was a self-congratulatory term used by the nobility of indoeuropean populations to describe themselves (cue the greek word aristos- from which the modern word aristocracy), not unlike other terms such as "the good-fathered" and so forth
Anyway no, IE ancestry is mostly found in NE Europe in terms of concentration, it's extremely diluted in Iran and even further in India, it's just that Iran happened to retain that word and turned it into an ethnonym
The first ever white man obtaining a soul after escaping Yakub’s eugenics facility on Patmos:
I understood that reference, and I applaud it.
WHAT
@@saltedpairofducks so, it’s a long story, the short, and I mean short, summary is
There’s an Islamic group of black supremacists who teach a ‘slightly different’ origin of the world
The world was created by a black god, who then created a couple dozen black scientists to help him run it, each scientist would take turns as god, being incarnated into the world to rule it. Black people were created to serve under such gods, the first city/origin point of humanity was Mecca
One scientist/god, named Yakub, was ostracized not just by his peers, but also by the people he was supposed to rule over, because of his giant ass head he had when born into the world to take his turn as god
So he began studying, grinding the shit out of every intellectual source possible, eventually learning everything Mecca had to offer, in this, he also created a school of thought of his own - tricknology(important later), he then fled Mecca going north, accompanied by a couple thousand followers
In his new city on the island of Patmos, Yakub started his eugenics program, breeding the lightest of his followers, then killing any of their children who were as dark or darker than either parent, rinse, wash, and repeat, the brown race is made(Mexicans, Arabs, etc), but oh no! Yakub died at the ripe old age of ~150 years old
So his followers continue the process, breeding lighter and lighter children, creating the yellow(asians) and red(native Americans) races before finally creating white people
Born of the cold confines of the labs and exposed to the industrialized killings of their darker siblings, the born white race is a violent and savage race as a result of the means which they were created, for reference, think of Garth Ennis’ “crossed” when we discuss the barbarism of the white race, I’m talking violence, I’m talking animalistic behaviors, I’m talking eating raw meat, the whole 9 yards
Born of evil, the whites would march south and launch a vicious attack on Mecca, their barbaric nature giving them the strength advantage, but ultimately they are pushed back by the superior weapons, armors, and numbers of Mecca’s soldiers, retreating back north, the whites would live in caves, hardly anymore than beasts, some whites would attempt to return to their black ancestors, only to turn into the monkeys, apes, and other primates of the world
Eventually Moses appears and he civilizes the whites, while also enacting his own eugenics program by killing off a few hundred of the rudest whites *with dynamite* before going about teaching whites the right way to wear underwear
Civilized, the white race begins to learn about their origins, they learn tricknology, passed down from Yakub to his followers and then to them, coupled with their still latent barbarism, the white race become master liars and cheats, using this to eventually enslave black people as they speedrun technology to overpower the best Mecca could ever imagine
Remember, this is the short story, the full story is a tad bit longer and more detailed
@@saltedpairofduckssome black nationalist group in USA thinks that this is how white people became a thing, it’s an entire rabbit hole
Wakanda will never recover from this.
"Mister Williams, we'd like you to do 25 seconds of animation for a cologne ad"
Richard Williams: "So what you mean is that you want an absolutly legendary animation of epic magnitude that still will be remembered half a century after it was made ? Done."
Honestly way better than original ad
My 4 year old after consuming enough raw milk to feed an entire family:
I was looking for this version, thanks!
What it feels like walking up the stairs after you turn off the lights
The urge to learn German after one rammstein song
The Urge of Banging an European girl after one Rammstein song (Preferably German)
Salutes to Elli Berlin
Finally someone got it right XD
*Me getting 8 hours of sleep within 30 minutes*
This is what a Faith/Strength build in Elden Ring feels like
I clicked on this fully expecting it to be a video about an obscure 80s Japanese animated movie with absurd, surrealist themes.
I'm not disappointed, though
The man who animated this designed Jessica Rabbit. Just thought you should know.
Truly a man of the people
I could only wish to be half as great
Based
A legend amongst men.
Me as the last Hyborian Hero after getting the divine sword of destiny: (i'm a kid after getting the most badass sword looking stick )
How it feels to consume dairy products without any adverse affects
The most badass commercial I've ever seen. This song makes it even better!
Tfw you're 3 rounds deep with her and finally manage to grab the water bottle off the nightstand
When you reverse a circumcision.
you what
@@justgrey3114you know
💀
Dude what?!
@@heinzrich ...
Yakub's perfect creation, now ready to conquer the world.
Me waking up after finaly getting an 8 hour sleep:
3 am just woke up bottle water giving me life again.
female dreams : "OMG Daniel kissed me!!!"
male dremas : climbing from the bottom of hell to the highest peaks that can barely reach heaven to be gifted a sex appeal cologne by god himself
How it feels to be white when it gets a little chilly outside
Average indomitable human spirit
my skyrim barbarian build:
average nord character
Me after a one wipe shit
Amish dudes after eating one sour patch kid
The Emperor on his way to the council of Nikaea to tell Magnus that his psykers are cringe
Cato sicarius on his way to brag
When you plug in a cable and it instantly fits
Сколько раз ты это посмотрел?
- Да
I was in a exam and this was going on in my head all the time
Girls looking at Victorias Secret angels: Toxic Unrealistic body standards 😭😭😭
Men after watching this: That is totally me 👑
I need to lift more
Me after taking a piss I've been holding for 2h
Ive seen too many of theese for some reason, and i declare this one the best
when you overcome all the years of gaslighting and finally embrace your true beliefs
Me after finding a stick on the ground.
Me after looking at a bunch of frazetta paintings
Thanks for the version extended.
POV: you just broke your speedrunning record on Doom
Me when i wake up not feeling tired
When your Brian is giving you motivation in the dead of night
At least I'm not drinking Brian
@@SneedFeedAndSeed yeah, behind black's hardware store
When it's been a long week, and that first shot of tequila hits your system on a friday evening
No shirt, a foot of snow, 2 in the morning and a neopixel lightsaber
The masculine urge to climb an impossible mountain while predators swirl around you, the wind and rain unrelenting. This must have been how your ancestors, the primates that evolved into mankind, experienced at the dawn of their creation, facing impeccable odds every hour of every day.
Yet you continue, for beyond the mountain lies a purpose greater than yourself, and a power greater than anything you've ever imagined, granted to only the strongest of wills and purest of hearts. You continue, because you must, and you will, prove your worth.
French people after waking up to a cigarette and coffee
When you have the motivation to fight the entire Greek pantheon:
200kg+ immobile moba players 0.00001 nanoseconds after deleting their lol account:
This feels personal...
Come 1v1
When the apocalypse and the fall of civilisation finaly hits
Me after a double scoop protein shake.
average berserk enjoyer:
Real
Live ancestor reaction:
Trust fund real estate moguls after telling a homeless person to stop eating so much
Lol
Me after shaving off my neckbeard about every three weeks:
Me every morning :(
Femboy pfp...
@@hggpi It's actually a woman
@@G.P.M.07 okay femboy
@@hggpi I ain't a femboy bruh 💀
My dad in his prime (I'm still on my way to nerf him)
The end of your father's story is the beginning of your's my friend... choose wise the path you will walk, think your actions and the most important of all...use this gift only for good never for evil...
Anyway the bag of doritos cost $5.99
When your white and the first chilly day of Fall hits you
The engineer’s reaction to the soldier utter the phrase “I teleported bread”:
The lore behind my crappy doodle drawings:
After a dab and a coffee ☕
Stop doing the marijuana equivalent of crack
@@ArgonNoble my brother in christ it's literally weed pressed between two hot metal plates till it comes out in a sap form it's easier on my lungs than smoking. Also no.
Water at 3am be like:
It's a very special feeling to have a song you've enjoyed since you were a kid become a meme that's actually good.
Me after passing the covid test (I never studied for it).
he is literally me
APPROVED!
I'm after a cold shower and a glass of milk
How water tastes at 3am
"only for good never for evil"
Me after getting the bolt out no one else could
FOR THE EMPEROR
Me after succesfully not shitting on the school bathrooms
Me after finding out i have positive canthal tilt(i didnt know what it was until now)
life sucks mf when they discover the power of giving homeless people fake money:
Me after falling the government
Bro falled his English lessons 😭
That one variant human paladin player after coming back from the dead after everyone else dies, and somehow deflects every attack, gets nat 20's on every attack roll, and kills the overpowered enemy with 1 HP:
finally one thats actually on sync most just mess it up by being awfully off time
interesting, who's strongest? HI-MAN or Richard Williams
me when Jesus Christ gives me His power to defeat the Evil One
Me when the same as you but its to defeat my math exam instead of the devil
Me when jesus christ (Local homeless man) gives me his power (a loaded Glock) to defeat the evil one (Gas station cashier)
Only for good, never for evil!
Funny thing is that the Frazetta original painting that inspired this add is called against the gods.
@@vinbob87 Fucking this.