ARE YA READY KIDS? | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Are ya ready kids? I can't heeaaar you! It's been a long time since we played totally accurate battle simulator. Now there's pirates.
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Jack: “Is that a chicken? On a barrel? In the ocean?”
Me: *Chuck is always watching.*
NIce call back! XD
chuck is sexy
Chuck is coming with his army over seas
c h u c k , d a m m i t
I always knew Chuck would make a return somewhere😂🤣😭
6:00 we need a remix of Jack saying, “is that a chick, on a barrel, in the ocean?”
Make one
chuck
Nah
Schmoyoho
For some reason my head went, "Is that a chick on a barrel, in the ocean at the bottom of the sea." XD
'Jacksepticeye is not responsible for everything that jacksepticeye says"
Me: *Visible confusion*
Really? I understood him perfectly. He's freeballing with his words.
@@howtubeable it's a joke my dear howard
“LOL”
Immediately says Dynasty wrong 😂😂😂
Howard Wiggins r/whoosh
"De knees are the weak point, De knees are the opening of the soul"
Me being named Denise: i-
Underrated comment if I say so myself.
Never thought about that!😂
GOOSE IS COMING FOR YOU
LMAO THE BEST COMMENT IVE EVER HEARD!
This is the most funny original comment ever lmfao
“The knees are the weak points”
- *That’s why Felix always goes for the knees of his enemies in battles and wins.*
Caroline A wut about the Achilles’ tendon
But Felix doesn't have knees, does it mean he's invincible?
@@Priyambada_kabi naw but he has elbows, elbows are knees, but mirrored
Felix doesn’t have legs so u can’t go for the knees!!
Why do I have to remind me of the lack of felix videos in youtube nowadays
9:16
Wouldn’t be a Jacksepticeye TABS video without a good old “HE DABBED!!!!!”
It'd be awesome to control a King who's being boosted by like 50 priests, and mow through the enemy yourself.
ZMF y
Pass STDs test
Jack pls don’t say ceaser because there was a guy called ceaser who stold my girl
THE OGS
"Jacksepticeye is not responsible for anything Jacksepticeye says"
This is like the UNO skip turn
This is a nose-air comment
SKIPPPP
Here’s my question: WHEN?
@@Bruce33Bliven 0:30
😂😂😂
4:42
"The gun is mightier than the sword." -Hol Horse from JoJo, right before he got rekked by Polnareff.
He even got rekt by his own gun
His stand is so good, that even it killed him
Except remember when Polnareff almost died because of Hol Horse and would have it it weren't for Avdol?
6:25
Listen, everyone, this is one of Jack’s most Irish moments when he’s talking so fast that you can barely understand anything he’s saying
I can understand him but that probably because I HAVE THE IRISH BLOOD IN ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!
I'm Scottish and I can understand
I can understand him and I’m not irish
I have a very tiny amount of Irish in my but I understood just fine go watch one of his old beamng drive episodes that's his true Irish
Lol
"Jacksepticeye is not responsible for anything Jacksepticeye says."
That's.. That's genius..
As soon as someone calls him out..
Sly boogie that'z mah name
@@themadmammoth9573 hmm
This means that Jack is not apparently ' LIKE A BOSS '
Genius until news articles claim they are deaf and blind to the truth
lmao just when i read your comment, he said that XD
Jacksepticeye: playing TABS 💙❤
Me: WHERE THE HELL IS ROGER ??!!!!!!!!
Ikr we can’t have a jacksepticeye T.A.B.S video without rodger
Idk??!
Our boy Rogerrrr
Jhanya Joiner retired
Ikr roger where TF are you
Jack: When was the last time you flew with your feet?!
Hermes: am I a joke to you
Me: I have to study
Sean: Here have some ragdolls going around in barrels and lifting each other with balloons
Me, whilst clicking the video: what was I thinking about again
I got my computer exam tomorrow and yet, here i am.
@James McNay ey only two
😂 😂 😂
that is literally exactly the same thing that happened to me right now
Scary how this just happened today to me
“GET HIS KNEES. GET HIS TOES”
Sorry Jack. The only think you’re getting is:
Da feet
If this comment becomes huge I want to be known as the first guy who liked it... remember meee.
GIMME DEM TOES
If this get popular i was the 74th like
Off x1000
Roanoke Gaming would like to know your location.
How to beat a pirate:
1: scurvy
And if that doesn’t work:
2: Valkyries
How to beat a pirate:
Use a gun
And if that don’t work,
Use more gun
Notchbrine25 if a gun doesn’t work, use a stronghold gunpowder barrel to kill ‘em
That is how the british navy dealt with the buccaneers.
@@notchbrine25 is that a T E A M F O R T R E S S 2 refference??
@@imqr if that don't kill em...
*One-Punch Man has entered the chat.*
"Jacksepticeye is not responsible for everything that jacksepticeye says"
-Jacksepticeye
Me: WORDS OF WISDOM MY FRIENDS
Remove the “Me:” in the comment, and it would be alright.
I just died when I heard that XD
6:00 Its Chuck. He's following you Jack, be cautious.
Lol.. I was going to mention Chuck, but decided to check first to see if anyone thought the same xD
@@pagangamer87 Chuck is following Jack? Alright
Thats what I thought omg lol 😂
You know what I love about Seán? He doesn’t concede to barrages of demands.
What I mean by that is I get the feeling that he brought back his Trademark Intro because *HE FEELS* like doing it again! Not due to any incessant nagging!
I love the fact that he’s okay with retiring a series that he’s outgrown. I *equally* love the fact that he hasn’t been afraid to try new things for a couple of years now.
I love the fact that he refuses to let people in the Community dictate what the color of his hair or length of his beard should be!
I love that, even though Seán said- during this past Saturday’s Charity Stream for Australia- he kinda misses double uploads, I get the impression he’s not going to allow his mental health deteriorate in favor of returning *permanently* to that kind of exhausting schedule!
Most of all, I love how happy Seán is, both personally and professionally!
This has been my *Why I Love Seán TED Talk.* Thanks for listening.
PS: I wonder how many videos he recorded after the Stream on Saturday... Cuz I get the distinct impression that this was one of them!
💚🤗🤗💚
This comment deserves more likes!!!!
his comment section is the literal shitstain of TH-cam(sorry to say mate)
I just want my Irish boi to be happy and healthy. If he wants to do something despite the demand to do something else, I say let him go for it. We’ll love him no matter what
Miss Kynsy You’re very sweet! Thank you!
💚🤗🤗💚
@@Mandate_of_Heaven I agree
Jacksepticeye: "the biggest enemy today was WOOD!"
*Me having a presentation*
Bro same, I feel you, *I've always hated having a boner in the middle of a presentation*
Dude...I felt that
LOL I GOT THAT
That hit me in my SOUL
8:13
"When was the last time ye flew with yer feet?"
Me: Well let's see. I drank a Redbull this morning, so I'd say about 10hrs ago.
Like, what? Am I s'possed to detach my feet when I fly?
@@starrypines590 what feet are we talking bout here?
Defeat or... *THE* Feet?
@@davidmunoz8171 probably the feet, I don't know
"...nubile baby that it is!"
[Everyone's eyes darting around the room]
FBI OPEN UP!!
Mmmm 👍👌
13:07
He’s obviously drawing an *Anti Sea-Bear Circle*
Yay SpongeBob reference!
I almost choked on my food.
I know that video
That's an oval! It has to be a circle!
Logan Allard MOVE OVER!
"Jacksepticeye is not responsible for anything that jacksepticeye says"
-jacksepticeye 2020
jacksepticeye is not responsible for this message
Jack: “Oh baby! I’m getting happy!!”
Me: Oh is that what’s happening down there
6:00 JACK ITS CHUCK
He followed all the way from Ireland to watch the battle!
what I thought lmao
Chuck sent the enemy!!! XD
@@KPMilieu Chuck IS the enemy
@@inaudible3381 Yes. He is the leader of the enemy. Therefore he sent ze enemy!!!
7:43 Ain't nobody poonin' me
Ain't nobody poonin' that Jack
*Happy Wheels intensifies*
Jack’s title: are ya ready kids?
Copa: *interesting*
Ty for the likes ❤️
coppa
You know what he means
K
Filtroph talk about grammar police
Filtroph nobody cares
Jake: Is that a chicken?
Everyone: Chuck has found his way into another game!?
TimberWolf 542 whos jake
3:53
Sean : "Good job love you *kiss* "
Knight : " yamete septiceye-kun *blush* "
Weeb
@James McNay 😂😂😂😂
Editor: How many zooms do you want in this video
Jack: Yes
Exactly, where did Robin go?
It reminds of Game Theory's live action segments where it zooms in on MatPat every other sentence just to keep the kids' attention.
Honestly I don't like that. It makes the video unwatchable for me idk why
@@spike120 Markiplier's video editor did the same, but it became annoying very fast.
@@urielmorpheus Lixyan does more of like face and/or voice deformations, and quotes and i much prefer that than the zooms. Only 40seconds in and im pretty sure there have been 5zooms in and sliding. Zooming in can be fun but this is too much
"Jacksepticeye is not responsible for anything said by Jacksepticeye."
That's me whenever my art teacher catches my friends and I being crack headed.
hmm, seems we have the exact same school life lol
Same
Jack :"little chicken on a barrel in the ocean"
Me:"Its Chuck!?!!"
6:08 we have General for ww3 boys and they call him Jacksepticeye
he doesnt care what the fo just gotta fuck em up
My parents when they hear me singing in the shower:
*For F***s sake's Finbar. Why can't you just be normal?*
Xplosive Plays the fuck?
Me: *gonna go to sleep*
Sean: *post a vid about TABS*
Me: Ay Ay Captain!
Defo
Haha it's a joke about the title
*I can't hear you*
Ah yes, 6pm sleep :)
“What are you going to do pray them to death?” *sunlight spear intensifies*
Xd *OP* miracle coming up!
You have a for honor name and dark souls profile pic
@@DaBigDonboom not from for honour
@@nahrikkon then from what?
@@DaBigDonboom mythology
Jack: when was the last time you flew with your feet!?
*hermies entered the chat*
"Oh that was defeated faster than you lasted is bed last night"
Jack, could you come for me like that...
I can’t tell if you forgot the word “not” or....
“They just took me out back and shot me like the dog I am.”
*Peta intensifies*
PETA would do the same thing
"JackSepticEye is not responsible for what JackSepticEye says"
Me: OK... I guess I'll blame SÉAN then....
Oy
Oy my name is Sean
@@seanlee6592 so is JackSepticEye's REAL name...
Or we can blame anti
U beat me to it
10:26 LADS LADS LADS LA-ds......oh no this could be the new LAUGH crow meme
Nobody:
Jack: *hold on a fricker fracker*
This is my favorite series
And also, Jack you should try the unit customizer mod. You could increase or decrease the size, attack speed, damage and health with it
6:02 the hjonkening has arrived
Hjonk hjonk am goose
OH SHIT, A GOOSE
C h i c k e n g o o s e ?
Bjock bjock am chicken
"I'm sorry
ARE YOU SHOOTING INTO SPAAAAAAACE!?"
favorite line
XD yes
13:07 hes drawing his anti-sea-bear circle in the sand
Plagerizer
Someone literally directly above you commented the same thing at an earlier date. Shameless. I least try, man.
@@theaquaticadventurer5602 well I didn't see they're comment. It's not like people search to see if something has been posted in a comments section before commenting as multiple people usually have the same idea. For example I just now saw another anti sea bear comment that was posted an hour after my comment.
@@theaquaticadventurer5602 wait are you referring to the comment by Makayla that you then said you choked on your food reading? That one was posted after mine 😂😂 mine was 21hours ago and theirs was 20 hours ago. Either way it doesn't matter
@@vink9339 oh......oh ...I'm dumb. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna remove the foot from my mouth now. My bad, dude.
Jack: says nubile
Everyone: writes articles
TH-cam: demonetized
James McNay- it’s so true. We have to just deal with it!!! Nothing we can change
😂 😂 😂
Hotel? Trivago
James McNay nope not fair dummy
*meanwhile jaystation still has ads enabled and played*
"is that a chicken? in a barrel? in the ocean?"
IT'S CHUCK RUN
Who's chuck
"Is that a chicken on a barrel in the ocean?" 😂
Chuck made an appearance to cause chaos
"the knees are the weakpoints"
yep dont take an arrow to the knee, specially cannonballs 😂
😂 😂 😂
It’s better than taking a nuclear missile to the knee
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee..."
"what are you gonna do, pray them to death?"
clearly jack hasn't heard of saint martha.
Oh my god. Seeing the return of this series makes me so happy. The TABS episodes have been the very best episodes I've ever seen on your channel. I've never laughed harder than in these episodes
“when was the last time you flew with your feet? never”
Hermes: ok rude
Flew with his shoes didn't he?
SpazztasticKiwi Namor: I FLY WITH MY FEET ALL THE TIME YOU FOOLISH SURFACE DWELLER!!!
Ah...
_I see that you're a man of culture as well...-_
My thought exactly!!
Hermes/Mercury
@@DanPrime98 technically he swims.... Flying is in the air.
Namor and other Atlanteans propel themselves into the air like dolphins and whales; even GWsharks and crocodillians can jump out of the water.
But unfortunately, even FLYING FISH do not technically fly; they glide a short distance out of the water on their oversized pectoral fins. Still not flying though....
Me: K, I've got a test tomorrow, lemme revise real quick-
*_"TABS have entered the chat."_*
Jack: cannons first!
Me knowing he can contol one and go for cannons himself: Shame
13:05, the dudes drawing a circle in the sand to keep out the seabears
"I shouldn't even possess my own focken' BRAIN!!!"
Jacksepticeye 2020
Weeb
Sean: When was the last time you flew with your feet? Never!
*Hermes has entered the chat*
Jack:catapults
Me: *coughs* *TREBUCHETS*
Nah, those are catapults
@@alexstapleton6339 r/whooooosh
@@alexstapleton6339 r/woosh
Bossul Gigel nah I know the memes. I just occasionally have some trouble with knowing when someone is joking. Text is hard like that.
Jack: Puts the word kids in a title.
Me: Oh No, Nooooooooo
Coppa wants to know your location
"I dont know, you make up a reason I dont have one"
I hope to one day use this quote
Martin XY *gets pulled over* “ so are you aware that you are over the speed limit?”
@@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
This can go many ways, either I get a ticket with a warning, a new friend or a night in a cell
Yeah, you missed a lot Jack lol
btw: I would not recommend modding quite yet, there are still the spooky faction and there are more secret units to find, LOTS more from last time you played.
"What can beat pirates?"
.... Ninjas. Why didn't you pick ninjas?
That's an *OLD* meme.
@@IndigoStorm27 what meme? I think he was referencing ninjago
Or that's how it goes in the game I may be wrong
Tuber simulator moment
@@AhmedEx1. Pirates vs Ninjas. *WAAAY* back in the early days of memes.
Coppa: ”sees title”
Also Coppa: I’m about to end this mans whole career.
Jack: places viking valkyrie's
Also Jack: FOR IRELAND
whatever floats your boat i guess...
Hey i mean..at a time both of em would want to conquer england or smthing so it kinda fits?
I think there were vikings in Ireland too 🤔
@@Priyambada_kabi probably at some point those madlads went everywhere to find food and other ressources after they were declined the option of trading due to beeing "infidels" i think thats the word for ppl that dont believe in the same religion right?
Well, i have been proven wrong
Jack: "F 'em up! F 'em up! O o... O o... Oooowwww" 'Defeat'
😂
True
Alternative title: Jack brings the crusade to the beaches
Nice
"I need your help" well this is a first, but, samurai beat pretty much everything pirate, the cannons are the problem thou, so spreading them out is key, valkyries are also good, as long as there are no musketeers.
Jacksepticeye: are you ready kids?
Me: EYE EYE CAPTAIN JACK
Actually, it’s Aye Aye
@@Sean-qg3gg eye eye for Jacksepticeye lol😋
Jack-bob square pants
@@LuxofBones 🤣🤣🤣
I CANT HERE U
"Totally *Acuurate* Battle Simulator"
Thats a pretty accurate title
Intaxian Mapper such an ackurate title
Very accurate
I knew something seemed off lol
Lol
Intaxian Mapper Technically U is just a sleeping C
Waitress: and here’s your food.
Jack: **vacuum noises**
Jack claims he has no PHDs but the man is forgetting he is a whale biologist
That's an OG reference right there
Good reference
KobaltApollodorus Am I missing something? What’s the joke?
@@Phi_Lix Some years ago, Jack had a couple of running jokes in his videos. Key among these jokes are these:
Screaming "Speed is Key" when playing Happy Wheels.
Claiming that he was the last surviving member of an alien species called the "Bossatrons" from the planet "Bossatronia" (which is why he says "hit that like button LIKE A BOSS" in his outros)
and Claiming that he is a whale biologist.
You'll probably find some of these if you go watching his older videos when he used to film in a cabin with a cap on his head.
KobaltApollodorus Oh ok thanks,yeah I’m not exactly a old viewer I recently came back jacksepticeye.
5:59 Its Chuck!!! He's invading the game!!! XD
*Jack* :
Jacksepticeye is not responsible for anything Jacksepticeye says.
*also Jack:*
Totally *Acuurate* Battle Simulator
Jacksepticeye: What would Caesar do?
Me: Caesar Zeppel-
Jacksepticeye: What would ALEXANDER do?
Me: oh alright then.
Kyklops OBERDRIBU
Hahahahahahaha Soo truuee I thought of him the moment he said his name.
Now that I think about it. Whenever a name is said of a smd I relate it to jojo Soo faasst
CAESAAAAAAAR!
Me: "doctor i think i have cancer"
Doctor: "cancer won't matter......WHEN YOUR DEAD!!!"
😬Why that was quite offensive. Seán would not approve
Grammatically incorrect, offensive, and not even remotely a joke. 0/10
F
Jack: *says renegade 3 times”
Me: you’ve summoned charli damileo
aaliyah evett oh good god, not satan herself
@@petermacgregor691 I think that title belongs to kyler
“I do not condone the sentence I just said”
Me realizing everything I say is garbage
You don't seem fine
Omg ur at 69 likes noice
Holy shit. Just now seeing this! Thank you everyone!!
Fring I definitely wasn’t when I wrote this lol
11:37 Jack when your dead!
Jack when he joins the army in ww3 and comes home with no arms.
Just a flesh wound
"That was defeated faster than you lasted in bed last night"😂😂😂
Jack: this is way better than anything else I've done with my life
*Sad sam noises*
2:37 Sans,is that you?
Thank god I'm not the only one who got it
*Jack bringing back his signature 'top of the morning laddies' intro*
ME: 😁
15:54
Jack: Not just the men, but the women, and the children too.
Me: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
"It's the siege of Gettysburg all over again."
The battle of Gettysburg was not a siege.
@@masmarvelous sorry, I'm just a history buff
Yeah let jackaboy have fun
Clearly he knows nothing of the monstrosity of a failure that was the Battle of Gettysburg, come to think of it, I wonder if he knows that it was in the American Civil War?
Basicly almost
Tungsten Elephant do you know the Easter rising?
Jacksepticeye's title: Are You Ready *Kids?*
*COPPA* : Well, We Are!
DANGIT COPPA
Coppa probably gave birth to donald trump
Can i get a
CHICKEN NUGGET
@@johnwill4930 CHICKEN NUGGET
Hunter Kapitan ChInKeN nUgGeT fUnNy!!!!1!!
Jack: DON'T WRITE WHAT I SAY! Me: time to add another note! Jack: *TRIGGERED ITENSTIFIES* Me: *TIME TO SPAWN 10,000 BEARS NOW!* Jack: NOOOOOOO
3:34
Jack: *_You Can Win This_*
Me: COD Mobile vibes...
"are ya ready kids"
thats what the man in the candy van said
werksaj omg I totally remember him too!
r/cursedcomments
Cassie M r/.........
Jack: “I’m not bringing any old game back”
TABS: *im about to end this mans whole career*
"The knees are the opening to the soul"
-Jacksepticeye 2020
Jack *kills women a children*
Jack "it's the rule of battle"
Actually commits serveral war crimes
Jack *surprise pikachu face*
*When you're bored so you open youtube and suddenly this gem pops up*
Accurate af
Do you stalk me 🤣🤣
So acuurate
Sean: Awww, the vakaries suck
Me, a mercy main: say that to my face!
Sean:compliments samurai and ninjas, and therefore Genji
Me:hmm... ill allow it
Jack: You can't do anything to samurai
Me: You can't do anything to CoryxKenshin and his Samurai brothers and sisters!
Still hoping cory will be back soon
*read this as he said it*
"can i brain"
- Sean McLovin
Sean: Catapult
Felix: Trebuchet
im probably the only sado that thought up a bfb reference... idk if to share it or not...
"Can you win? Shor-u-kin!"
**silence**
Shor-u-kint
Sure you can, shur-ui-kin
Shur-i-ken
but thats shur i ken
@@db5094 wooosh
Jack: "Put me in coach I'm ready"
*ends video*
'balloon archers'
completely changes the definition of 'tying the balloon to your hand'