These seals are harmless both in water and on land. The dangerous ones are called leopard seals and do not ask for Greg or eggs. They will eat these smaller seals for breakfast.
It reminds me of years ago when a couple of mates and my girlfriend took the piss out of me for not hearing what one of them said. We were watching a James Bond film, and they were being served sheeps' head. As Bond ate an eyeball, the bloke whose flat we were round said, "Those aren't eyeballs, they are actually eggs." I didn't hear, and asked him to repeat. I still couldn't hear, and asked him to repeat himself again. Finally, everyone in the room had had enough of my deafness and all shouted, in unison, *"Eggs!* and, from then on, when someone didn't hear what was said, the shout always went up, *"Eggs!* Clearly, this Weddell Seal is in on the joke.
most arctic animals seem like they barely notice the cold and don't mind. Not these guys tho. They seem genuinely distraught at having to go into the cold water
Seals are actually the only other mammals that can modulate the pitch of their voice! That might be why they sound so similar. They can actually be trained to sing.
There's a similar video where you can hear a man and a woman are laughing (the end is few second longer) and the comments are more hilarious. Its title is "Cry baby learns to swim".
Right?! 😅 no lie when that chubby boi kept sticking his lil face in the water, then sitting back up to make sure the hoomin was still watching…omfg 😂😭🤣
Relatable. One night I got so drunk, I called up my best friend and apparently babbled about how much I loved hard boiled eggs and dill pickles for about an hour. At one point she got so annoyed that she hung up on me. This was around 2 a.m. I called her back immediately, said she was a bitch for hanging up, and went back to talking about eggs. True story. This seal and I must have some sort of spiritual connection. It speaks for my drunken soul.
Humanity taught a harbor seal to pronounce english words once because their vocal cords are so similar to ours. No surprise they can start ranting about food lol.
As someone who totally loves eggs, I sure do understand the "aaAAAAAAAAH ..eggs." part..like me when I open the fridge and find out I've ran out of eggs, yep, I confirm, relatable af 😂
I made the mistake of watching this without my earbuds. My roommate was eating in the same room, and asked me to turn it off. He thought I was watching some guy throwing up, and was so grossed out that he lost his appetite. I explained that it was a seal, and he replied, "That doesn't make it any better." :\
You know what makes all of these even better? That's an adolescent seal, and the reason it's vocalizing like this is because it's throwing a fucking hissy fit. HE DOESN'T WANNA GO IN THE WATER IT COLD XD
Yes, I fully support his line of argument. Above all, I am impressed by his well-formed choice of words and the eloquence of conveying even difficult topics to the listener in a lively and clear way. Good interview!😄
@@KomodoDragonLover it be like that sometimes. Like when you see a baby and find it cute you don't know if it becomes a serial killer in the future. =:
Average British bloke waiting for Greggs to open on a Saturday morning following a Friday night bender.
*Trueeeee*
Just curious as a Canadian.
Is this your average football fan in the pub Saturday nights trying to chat up ladies?
@@krissyskulls definitely
2:40 Sounds from the bathroom after the hangover meal.
X
Screaming, blow raspberries, egg. What wisdom we've been blessed with.
"I like my poop"
brrbibrr
eggs
"I like my poop"
Ive definitely been enlightened 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no truer words were ever spoke.
Kinda sounds like when your friend calls you up after a breakup, and you can't understand a word they're saying.
But with less crying and more eggs.
“ex, ex.., ex!!!!!!!”
@@cedrus.forest_.😭
And with just the right amount of AAAAAAAAAAaaahh
😂😂😂
That’s just me when I haven’t had a water for 10 to 5 days
Seals are one of those creatures that sure as heck don't sound like I expected them to.
*yæs*
What’d you expect
@@carinformer9080 honestly like a sea lion kinda bark. Not a whole dictionary about food!
@@setablaze1802 Lmao, seals are strange creatures for sure, but goddamn are they funny asf to listen to and interesting to learn more about.
Sea doggo.
Not seal.
Seals sound like they have a constant stuffy nose and it's adorable
The babies sniff exactly like little kids.
Allergies
Can confirm, i currently have a stuffy nose and am also looking for Gregghh
Its cause they naturally close their nose unless they breath in/out.
Cause water
@ethribin4188 makes sense but ITS STILL SO CUTEEEE
I love how seals are so deadly in the water but are dorky as hell on land.
🗣️ 🦭🍞 They’re just vocal dopey rolling water loafs and we love them for all of those things - well, at least that’s why I know I do 🩵
@@BrokenInBeauty me too ^_^ theyre precious!
These seals are harmless both in water and on land. The dangerous ones are called leopard seals and do not ask for Greg or eggs. They will eat these smaller seals for breakfast.
@@BrokenInBeauty No, we love them for their fur, and we kind of like them for their meat and blubber.
@@LethalOwl No. Every wild seal is dangerous in the water and on land if you're stupid enough to get bit by one.
2:22 it looks like it's trying to make the cameraman leave by pretending to sleep and checking if they're still there lmao
When he said: "Eggs, eggsh, eggs, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, eggs." I felt that. 😔
It reminds me of years ago when a couple of mates and my girlfriend took the piss out of me for not hearing what one of them said.
We were watching a James Bond film, and they were being served sheeps' head. As Bond ate an eyeball, the bloke whose flat we were round said, "Those aren't eyeballs, they are actually eggs."
I didn't hear, and asked him to repeat. I still couldn't hear, and asked him to repeat himself again. Finally, everyone in the room had had enough of my deafness and all shouted, in unison, *"Eggs!*
and, from then on, when someone didn't hear what was said, the shout always went up, *"Eggs!*
Clearly, this Weddell Seal is in on the joke.
Could you repeat that? I didn't hear you @@pineapplepenumbra
@@shvbr *EGGS!*
Lol.
@@pineapplepenumbracould you repeat that, i didn’t get that
@@j-hk2kd *EGGZZZ! EGGGZZZ!!!*
2:36 baguette
He actually said: oo gaahghs
@@jojo_hedgehog2021😐
It does sound like baguette lmao
That walrus in that kid's book is putting ideas ideas in your head. And maybe the seals too
@@sandozdelysid obey the seal
„Look, I'm a drowning hooman!“
*screams underwater*
these seals are just looking for greg
GREEEEEEEGGG
IKKKK
🤭
and eggs LOL
and fibsh'es too
Sounds like me trying to get up off the couch
"EGGS! EGGS!"
0:57
lazy ugh
It's how I get off my bed😂😂😂
I like how both seem like pups being annoyed that they have to go in the water and don't want to. That's when you discuss eggs.
most arctic animals seem like they barely notice the cold and don't mind. Not these guys tho. They seem genuinely distraught at having to go into the cold water
You'd never expect these cute sea puppers to sound like a middle aged man with constipation
he says gyahhh. what he means in gyatttttt
😐@@meeep123meep
I am now officially in love with seals, I really hope this guy is still alive and no orca or polar bear has gotten him
Dont worry he is
Nice and I'm officially vegetarian
@@ItsSpadeMC But we don’t eat seals
It's a Weddell seal, they live only in Antarctica so no polar bears
Or a giant seal eating piece of toast
They sound like they have the vocal chords to speak English or any human language. Cool.
Seals are actually the only other mammals that can modulate the pitch of their voice! That might be why they sound so similar. They can actually be trained to sing.
Might I interest you in Hoover the talking seal?
I like how the camera man just trys there hardest not to laugh but breaks at the end
Can’t blame him 😂
There's a similar video where you can hear a man and a woman are laughing (the end is few second longer) and the comments are more hilarious. Its title is "Cry baby learns to swim".
Right?! 😅 no lie when that chubby boi kept sticking his lil face in the water, then sitting back up to make sure the hoomin was still watching…omfg 😂😭🤣
Lil dude just starts the video with a whole sentence lmao
I honestly couldn't do that job without rolling around with seals hugging them and talking back to them.
So that's what i look like when i'm drunk
Relatable. One night I got so drunk, I called up my best friend and apparently babbled about how much I loved hard boiled eggs and dill pickles for about an hour. At one point she got so annoyed that she hung up on me. This was around 2 a.m.
I called her back immediately, said she was a bitch for hanging up, and went back to talking about eggs. True story.
This seal and I must have some sort of spiritual connection. It speaks for my drunken soul.
@@MadamFoogieI guess the seal is you're father.
@@The_Sniper13 Oh no . . . º_º;
@@MadamFoogie ah sh**
@@MadamFoogie eggs! breggs! greggs!
The first part "GEEEEH I LIKE MY POOP" had me crying and snorting! 😂
I died😭
@@sizxy5 same! XD
I was laughing the whole day, even when I was at work
Same here!
Me three
2:07 Because everything else was intelligible apparently
bro was looking for his eggs
Humanity taught a harbor seal to pronounce english words once because their vocal cords are so similar to ours. No surprise they can start ranting about food lol.
As someone who totally loves eggs, I sure do understand the "aaAAAAAAAAH ..eggs." part..like me when I open the fridge and find out I've ran out of eggs, yep, I confirm, relatable af 😂
I made the mistake of watching this without my earbuds. My roommate was eating in the same room, and asked me to turn it off. He thought I was watching some guy throwing up, and was so grossed out that he lost his appetite. I explained that it was a seal, and he replied, "That doesn't make it any better." :\
LOL are you for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I agree with your roommate wholeheartedly 👍🏼
That is very sad for your roommate.
Because this is a seal of quality.
@@lordbelou7279 That pun made my bone marrow hurt. Kudos. 👍
With all of the love in the world, in the least hateful way, your friend is a pussy pissy little baby baby
You know what makes all of these even better?
That's an adolescent seal, and the reason it's vocalizing like this is because it's throwing a fucking hissy fit. HE DOESN'T WANNA GO IN THE WATER IT COLD XD
XD He still wants mom to catch him fish, huh?
No swearing!!
"Eggs! Grreegh!" Wisest words ever spoken xD Seals are way too adorable!
My mood is fantastic and my day was 2 times more funnier
*e*
hee
That's the effect they have🤩
Also, you just say "funnier ".
It already means "more funny".
Friends: You're definitely not drunk?
I'm trying to say no:
This seal must be a egg specialist. Wonder how he likes his eggs? Scrambled, hard boiled, raw? I must know!
He likes them gaahhhffdffff
Scrambled probably.
A-AAAAAAAAAAAA
If it’s Seal Gaiman he likes them scotched.
Probably poached, because that’s what people do to seals
Someone please find Greg for this chonky fellow! He owes some serious eggs and fibsh immediately! 😂😂😂
Eggs and fibsh
Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@thekidcobra7734this is the greatest comment I could have hoped to find
Fibbrrsh 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is looking for Greg, and eggs. Maybe he just means that he wants food from a Greggs bakery.
They sound like this one drunk scotsman I saved from choking in his own vomit on an Edinburg street back in 2006.
Oh my goodness.
2:01 killed me lmao
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "eggs"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.. egs :>
Yes i meant to spell it that way
Me when my Mom makes our family Easter Sunday breakfast.
Egg
Why does that scream kinda sound familiar
They honestly sound like they are very exhausted humans trying to get up after having laughing gas 😂
at 0:56 it sounds like the seal is saying "Y'know what?" and then he changes the direction he's going to swim
I love how the last one kept talking even when underwater
When the seal dunked his face in the water, it seems he got a little up his nose because he just starts trying to blow it out 😂
Me: Ooh! A seal video! Thus should be cute!
*Not 1 second in* the seal: GEEEEEE I LIKE MY POOP
Me: *laughs and obtains asthma for seven seconds*
The first one caught me so off guard ROFL
"I like my poop!" Wasn't expecting that.😂🤣
GEEEEEEHH I LIKE MY POOP
i really like how "geeeegh i like my poop" is the most replayed part💀
1:12 the seal is disgusted by human smell lmao
No the Seal smelled he was alive and asked for him to get eggs.
I love how he sounds like a baby human at 1:18
I want some eggs now.
BREGGS!
I would also sound like that if I were a 500 pound lump of lard laying on my belly every day.
Hmm.... wait
The sounds we make when getting up in the mornings when we don't wanna.
GYEEEEEH
this seal want to buy eggs from greggs
Yes, I fully support his line of argument. Above all, I am impressed by his well-formed choice of words and the eloquence of conveying even difficult topics to the listener in a lively and clear way. Good interview!😄
I found it especially enlightening when he said gaaah I like my poop
Yes, the seal makes some very good arguments. I could not agree more with him.
the “i like my poop” got me on the ground 😂😂😂
When he's in the water in the beginning I feel like he's making similar noises as I would if I were plunged into arctic water
When it sound like blowing raspberries just had me in uncontrollable laughter
2:45 Where's the money, Sealowski?!
May God bless the person who made this. One of the most important videos on the Internet. Thank you
This guy sounds, as if he woke up with a hangover and is craving eggs
The very start! "Geeeeeeeh, I like my poop." BROTHER!!! 😂
I was NOT ready for that opening.
I always knew seals were my spirit animals
"D'egg"
Wise words, seal.
GIVE THAT POOR SEAL SOME EGGS RIGHT NOW OR- *explodes in adorable seal*
I just realized I do speak seal when I'm drunk.
No one expected any animals, especially seals, to sounds like old man screaming and babbling like this.
Me when the teacher calls on me
MinnowClaw lol
Not even 5 seconds in and I’m dying
I was literally laughing so hard after and while i watched this
These guys are surprisingly vocal
2:01 is definitely Seal performing Kiss From A Rose
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Kiss from a Rose by Seals
XD Yeah.
0:02 geeeh like my poop" got me dying💀
Why is nobody talking about this?!? My man is speaking straight facts
"Eggs, eggs, eggs"
I'm sobbing rn...
our master has spoken we must bring master eggs
And fish
this is how crackheads sound outside while you're shopping at 711
2:01 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....eggs."
I think he just wants some eggs tbh🤔
tfw you wake up and still wanna sleep
2:27 - i don't hear ,,eggs"... I hear ,,BLYAT" everytime he's saying it
Because you read the comments. I heard eggs at 4:16 AM when this video started coming on just after I woke up
It feels like he's lost his important thing, like a fish.
what a majestic creature
This is funnier than it should be. 😂
GIVE HIM EGGS HE ASKED NICELY
Somebody get my boy some eggs already!
This awesome seal gained recognition after appearing in the animal cover of “Links, 2, 3, 4”. He sang the chorus
Seal: blyad' blyat' blyat' blyad'
People: seal says "eggs"
So it's a Russian seal?
@@stkosta2482 Maybe 😂😅
this is what i sound like when i'm cracking every joint in my body
"Geeeeeeh i like my poop" just kill me
0:50 Gen Z and Alpha when they see a big dumptruck
"Gyatt"
Why did I even notice seals are known to be cute if a leopard seal killed Kirsty Brown back in 2003?
@@KomodoDragonLover it be like that sometimes. Like when you see a baby and find it cute you don't know if it becomes a serial killer in the future. =:
It's just Gen Alpha. There's no way zoomers would be saying "gyatt" unironically
@@VyxiMainchannel35 well, about that
Я после работы такой-же. Ползаю, кряхтю, ворчу и ору.
Starts drowning himself at the end 😂
Fun fact: Seals usually scream when they're deeply distressed
“I like my poop” WAS PRONOUNCED TOO WELL 😭🙏🏻
Bro is desperate for eggs
This SeaL is A Funny Little Thing.
"GEEEEGgggh"
This is so much better than the sounds they use in cartoons! 😆
0:00 - 0:03 lol literally the part that made me laugh for so many minutes
2:01 Me when i Do the Homeworks lol
#016 Sealook irl
Me when I get f on a test
Me in my head when I stub my toe
Sounds like it's puking the eggs 😂😂😂 it's so adorable 😍😍
2:02
Nikocado avocado after two fries fall of the table
I’m actually in tears laughing at this wtf 😂
The captioning work on this is a thing of beauty, bravo! 👏👏😂
the subtitles are everything oml
i can't believe how perfectly on point they are even down to the consonants. you mr videomaker are owed credit for those subtitles!!
If you dont watch the video and just listen and dont see their cute face this actually sounds horrifying.
this YT star needs it own channel ☝️😊
better than 90% of modern rappers
And singers. This guy ain’t using auto tune 😂
Plot twist: He said he liked his poop out of nowhere because he was actually drinking his own toilet water out of that split of ice
This is why I don't drink anymore.