Ninja H2 FULL SPEED - FASTEST I'VE EVER BEEN

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  • @marcg3923
    @marcg3923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    why is this jet flying so low?

    • @gruntsrus9444
      @gruntsrus9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Marc G killer comment

    • @mehgusta
      @mehgusta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      funfact: they designed the h2 by the looks of a actual jet.

    • @Blakezilla594
      @Blakezilla594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Up next, Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. Your listening to 99.9 KISW, The Rock."

    • @jacksonsummers5207
      @jacksonsummers5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      st pete airport is close to the howard franklin bridge

    • @justpassingby3158
      @justpassingby3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re welcome for 1k likes

  • @jdcarman13
    @jdcarman13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11287

    I've never seen so many cars parked on the highway before

    • @Yamaha23MT10YamahaR1
      @Yamaha23MT10YamahaR1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      JDCarGuy ahahahhahahahahahahhahah

    • @checklistbeach
      @checklistbeach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      best comment ever

    • @disseqt6760
      @disseqt6760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      JDCarGuy that's cuz this is in mexico

    • @Naavy2022
      @Naavy2022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      JDCarGuy are you dumb? they're moving but the motorcycle is moving fast...

    • @jdcarman13
      @jdcarman13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      ---> The joke
      ---> You

  • @matthewhooper4977
    @matthewhooper4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3278

    buddy saw his life flash before his eyes, says "WOO", then continues to accelerate.
    legend.

    • @claudebaron9525
      @claudebaron9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      matthew hooper it’s just simply how the brains is wired. 😂😂😂😂👍

    • @codytheoneandonly533
      @codytheoneandonly533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Literally what I was thinking hahaha legendary I’d rip bongs and ride with this dude he’s straight

    • @claudebaron9525
      @claudebaron9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cody The one and only honestly I’m pretty sure that all of us who rides like this have experienced and said that many times. 😂😂😂😂👍

    • @codytheoneandonly533
      @codytheoneandonly533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Claude Baron for real it’s almost like the adrenaline takes over

    • @claudebaron9525
      @claudebaron9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cody The one and only I had a couples of big crashes and tones of near ones, I tell this exactly as I see and feel it happen, in 2003 I had a Yamaha R1 2001 that I was riding like that but the bike was set-up for my taste, ohlins rear shock, steering damper and I really knew my bike but thought it lacks a bit of power when riding with friends who had either more powerful machines or they were weighing 1/2 my weight, ( 6’’2 and 280 pounds) isn’t exactly feather weigh especially when sitting on a R1 witch is a very small bike ,anyway I wanted to sell it for something more powerful, and anyone’s who knows about bikes knows that when your selling a used bike, all the extras you’ve put on the bike is kinda lost, because nobody’s want to pay for anything so instead of selling your bike full of options on it you’re better putting it back as original and sell the extras on the side because that you put an aftermarket pipe or shock or any, at the end of the sell your gonna have the same money for it so might as well take off the extra and sell theme on the side, so I was meting a guy who wants to buy at a dealership not to far from my home , and when going there I had the bright idea of popping a last wheely on this thing, it started fine but as it was going faster the bike start to wiggle between my legs like a spaghetti who’s to cook, and it was really dancing ( exactly forget that the bike wouldn’t handling itself the same passing from a olhins for the stock shock, and when I land the front wheel wasn’t exactly in the direction I was going and as soon as the front wheel touch down instant wobbled ( major one) so major infact that I didn’t have any memory of it it’s like a blink of eyes, : the font wheel touch down and next image I’m kinda in a sitting position legs strech as if I was riding a Harley, but my upper body still on my R1, from there everything is in EXTREME slow motion, I look in front of me I have my arms a bit strech as I would be holding the handlebar but the bike is straight and about 15 feet of me and pointing at me because I’m the one facing backward, and I noticed that I even distancing the bike meaning I’m going faster then the bike
      ( resulting of the catapult effects, kinda if a big giant would have throw me like a doll ) and everything was so in slow-moi that I even got the time to say out loud ‘’ WOW... that’s weird ‘’ and then my ass touch the grounds ( major extreme outchhhhhh) and the rumble dance started instantly as my ass touch the ground I was still acknowledging everything except I was blind ‘’ pitch black’’ but still ear and feel everything as I stopped doing Olympic figures my sight came back but I’m still sliding oups a bump and I start back Olympic stuff, eyesights gone again, anyway I broken my spines at 3 places and the sacrum in half, but all this was I very slow-mo, it’s kinda unbelievable I could swears I see every little details it was so slow, ( for the time I saw evidently) and it happend also when you have a very extreme close call, witch made me think that it’s very true that human use a very low capacity of the brains, because when we see it in slow mo like that it’s not slow mo , it’s just our brains that’s finally shows us what we could be capable off, if only we could control this to used it like that more often we could accomplish so many things.

  • @fight1196
    @fight1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Me 'goes 168 and almost gets merged into' "I'm DONE for the day". DankWheelie "WOOOOO"

    • @dreadsguns
      @dreadsguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I would of definitely slowed down and went the speed limit after that 🤣 he just turnt up even more

    • @shadyman3351
      @shadyman3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dreadsguns this guy is built DIFFERENT

    • @dreadsguns
      @dreadsguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadyman3351 no doubt at all 🤣

    • @ikeschrager9903
      @ikeschrager9903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl I would do the same because it’s like damn that was close but you survived so you just chillin 😂

  • @annodomini7887
    @annodomini7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3430

    “That guy is going to get killed” is what is being said by every single car passed.

    • @2gunz122
      @2gunz122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Or maybe jus WTF

    • @My.name.goes.here.
      @My.name.goes.here. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      For sure. lol

    • @losangeles9271
      @losangeles9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Because there pussys

    • @why3011
      @why3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@losangeles9271 almost happened lol, someone changed lanes and he let out a thank you Jesus scream

    • @tamsinlyons9261
      @tamsinlyons9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your write he would probably kill himself going at high speeds

  • @jacobn5732
    @jacobn5732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3070

    Ninja H2: The bike that will get you there 20 mins early after leaving 1 hour late :)

    • @StanTheWheelieMan
      @StanTheWheelieMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jacobn57 best comment ever 😂😂

    • @TheSilverstonedwolf
      @TheSilverstonedwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Damnit words cant explain how hard i laughed out loud reading that comment

    • @matthewbrady8738
      @matthewbrady8738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacobn57 you are correct

    • @Diet_Smoke
      @Diet_Smoke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      when ever i see someone speeding i think, "ya shoulda left sooner" this bike solves that and then some

    • @rooftopshootaz8927
      @rooftopshootaz8927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacobn57 lolol!!!

  • @kellystradley269
    @kellystradley269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7015

    I’ll be there in 10 minutes
    it’s a 45 minute drive...
    i’ll be there in 10 minutes.

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dylanvergers2328 r1😍😍😍😍
      Do u ride it?

    • @cameronmchugh4153
      @cameronmchugh4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dylanvergers2328 no need to lie.

    • @akuaku3496
      @akuaku3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dylanvergers2328 Lie's

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Vergers2 impossibleeee

    • @hmz01_
      @hmz01_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cameronmchugh4153 its prob true

  • @Iceclarity1
    @Iceclarity1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    I had to wear a helmet just to finish this video..

    • @joebro3968
      @joebro3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I see this comment under every motorcycle video

    • @WeDoBathroomsLLC
      @WeDoBathroomsLLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      helmets not doing anything for this guy if he wrecks

    • @exzav
      @exzav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WeDoBathroomsLLC fr fr

    • @goadmerle
      @goadmerle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard i almost threw up reading this comment, and feel light i did 100 situps 🤣🤣😫🤣

    • @cory2038
      @cory2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the comment that I needed to see

  • @Jonathann2000
    @Jonathann2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    With this bike you arrive yesterday.

    • @nahte-7270
      @nahte-7270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That dont make sense

    • @gifted2818
      @gifted2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Nahte - hes trying to say its literally that fast.

    • @ertskupertsku9192
      @ertskupertsku9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Nahte - yes it does

    • @mk14_-.
      @mk14_-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@nahte-7270 you're a lot of fun😐

    • @Tor2Guh-
      @Tor2Guh- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joogz literally

  • @TK-2Quick
    @TK-2Quick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    Almost get merged into at 150
    Dankwheelie: “Woo!”

    • @homersimpson8824
      @homersimpson8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      True Irony For the most part he only rides like this on test rides, and I think he has the skill for it and knows the risk he's taking.

    • @jarretthoover29
      @jarretthoover29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Most people drive like shit traffic is pretty light and he could out down to about 50 when he gets near exits and stuff. He's being as safe as he can while breaking countless laws but he's skilled. You can't account for everything a person is going to do so it's only a matter of time and luck until you catch a car. Get your fix then chill before you really fuck yourself up in life. I always liked going fast but got my fix in competitive motor cross not in highways for the most part but sometimes you just gotta fucking fly

    • @mystummyhurt2115
      @mystummyhurt2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      True Irony Go find someone who cares pussy

    • @calvinhall225
      @calvinhall225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That damn Honda 😎

    • @travis4986
      @travis4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mystummyhurt2115 skill is completely irrelevant on the road... take it to the track... any real skilled rider will tell you that. And just an fyi usually the person calling someone a pussy on the internet is a pussy..........................

  • @mr.epotato954
    @mr.epotato954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4485

    Instead of MPH
    "Miles per hour"
    The h2 is clocked using
    CPS,
    "Counties per second"

    • @lewisc1.1
      @lewisc1.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Mr. E Potato countries per second

    • @aricerse4654
      @aricerse4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@lewisc1.1 continents per second

    • @everydaymaverick2166
      @everydaymaverick2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      A Ricers E46 centuries a second, that fucker transcends time itself.

    • @aricerse4654
      @aricerse4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@everydaymaverick2166 😂😂

    • @bad-ex8dr
      @bad-ex8dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or if your lucky child protective services

  • @kenardazeez9593
    @kenardazeez9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Clearly this dude has wrecking ball size balls!the risk he's taking for us mere mortals to enjoy.mad respect!!

    • @deborahprobst8994
      @deborahprobst8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's crazy

    • @kenardazeez9593
      @kenardazeez9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deborahprobst8994 Agree.That too.lol.

    • @arkane3168
      @arkane3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mad respect lol he hits into a family car everyones dead

    • @mrzoov3661
      @mrzoov3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arkane3168 no lol

    • @arkane3168
      @arkane3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrzoov3661 yes he's going plus 100 on a 300kg bike

  • @LifeOfSins
    @LifeOfSins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Was I the only one who was countersteering my desk chair while watching this?
    Thanks for sharing an epic ride.

    • @yourmajestythree7224
      @yourmajestythree7224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha i was counter steering my phone.

    • @scientificenigma
      @scientificenigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ESR three I'm on my tablet and k leaned my shit like crazy when that car merged into him 😂😂

    • @davidtorres6725
      @davidtorres6725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was !

    • @laviathenlatos2186
      @laviathenlatos2186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lifeofsins you weren't alone bro

    • @jellie33414
      @jellie33414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I FEEL IT

  • @markoostojic8945
    @markoostojic8945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    This man deserves a round of applause for seriously not losing his life.

    • @jonathanmolina3529
      @jonathanmolina3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don't applaud stupidity

    • @Ryanbarbery
      @Ryanbarbery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jonathanmolina3529 get off the internet

    • @jonathanmolina3529
      @jonathanmolina3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ryanbarbery are you identified with my "stupidity" comment?

    • @Ryanbarbery
      @Ryanbarbery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jonathanmolina3529 You’re the type of person to get mad when you’re referred to as a “he” or “she”.

    • @jonathanmolina3529
      @jonathanmolina3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ryanbarbery Your comment makes no sense at all. It just looks like a little kid futile attempt to come back at me because you don't know what else to say but can't keep quiet. If you don't have any good comebacks, next time don't start an argument you can't finish

  • @R1deFast
    @R1deFast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    Fastest I've ever been is 22 seconds. Then I cried for the next 20 minutes when she was getting dressed and walking out.

    • @jackk_tvv
      @jackk_tvv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just The Tip Moto Vlogs HAHAHA DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @davehartnett8013
      @davehartnett8013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just The Tip Moto Vlogs took the w today on the interweb today.

    • @R1deFast
      @R1deFast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dave Hartnett 🙈😂 thanks haha

    • @davehartnett8013
      @davehartnett8013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just The Tip Moto Vlogs no problem. The struggle is real. I wish work was over with that fast.

    • @R1deFast
      @R1deFast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dave Hartnett you and me both bud

  • @tattoomotorcyclefreak
    @tattoomotorcyclefreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Its the feeling of putting the kick stand down and stepping back and looking at your bike after doing something like this is purely an unexplainable feeling

    • @prelude12341
      @prelude12341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just have a gsxr 750 and sometimes i'm in awe of that bike, when i get on it hard, that is.

    • @maxwatkins5166
      @maxwatkins5166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s love

  • @pcofranc
    @pcofranc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    Wrong title, should have been called: "Sport touring - entire USA in 8 min."

    • @jefflucietta6894
      @jefflucietta6894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭 for reals!

    • @NeroKoso
      @NeroKoso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would need to go faster than space station.

    • @LucaX_Xgaming
      @LucaX_Xgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @mranonym539
      @mranonym539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nope. It's me (entering the weekend) on my way home from work on Fridays. Or it's me leaving the city the second after my girlfriend told me she's pregnant

    • @jacob-josephheroux1469
      @jacob-josephheroux1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine doing the cannonball on a bike solo.

  • @rickmaninvasion
    @rickmaninvasion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    I think everybody who rides a true sportbike has done something,like this where you just GO and you just dont care what happens... I know I do this every so often just to stay sane

    • @semkok7759
      @semkok7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ricko111 very true at least once in a while

    • @Don_OOPIE
      @Don_OOPIE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They aren’t gonna do anything about it. License plate has left the chat

    • @rabidmarshmallow5645
      @rabidmarshmallow5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Reminds me of the time I was just cruising at 105 on my zx9r when I saw red lights behind me as I passed an on-ramp. Didn’t touch anywhere below 135 the rest of the way home 😂

    • @ProspersSkateTeam
      @ProspersSkateTeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I haven’t rode in over a year and i miss that feeling! New bike coming soon

    • @dynodyno6970
      @dynodyno6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ricko111 I wonder if you’ll be thinking “I don’t care what happens” as your flying through the air at 100mph about to be shredded to piecesz

  • @nathanialadams726
    @nathanialadams726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    I get pulled over doing 65 in a 60.

    • @ryanr6607
      @ryanr6607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FZOHSEVEN 😅 damn

    • @tammyforbes2101
      @tammyforbes2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hell I get pulled over doing 60 in a 60 then they always write it for 75 in a 60 lousy bastards.

    • @tweakersquad990
      @tweakersquad990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck that I got charge for going 60 in a 25 at the sand dunes and now my license is on probation

    • @bmxbrother1
      @bmxbrother1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tweaker Squad ik the rangers are dicks there

    • @carlosg918
      @carlosg918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      when you're going as fast as this guy, they can't pull you over lol

  • @kyore789
    @kyore789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I can imagine vibing down the highway and hearing a bike zip by but not seeing one.

    • @the-fog-is-here
      @the-fog-is-here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With a bike running that fast, you could probably feel the vibrations from its engine as it passed

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Happened to me a few years back, couldn't hear anything then the loudest screaming as it passed me and scared the crap out of me, all I seen was an orange blur lol.

    • @eaglescout5816
      @eaglescout5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @b.p.rwebber8098
      @b.p.rwebber8098 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would seem like the bike's going the wrong direction, because it's going so fast that it would sound like its going in the opposite direction when it passes.

  • @Νεχ-ρ5γ
    @Νεχ-ρ5γ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    one time i took my friends 4 speed 140cc pit bike 50mph, it was pretty fun

    • @EngelbertHumperdinck86
      @EngelbertHumperdinck86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ band camp?

    • @justinmann29
      @justinmann29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Pee Wee 80 is still fun @ 35 mph ✌🏾

    • @HogRidaaa
      @HogRidaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prometheus once I got my bicycle up to 25 mph... that was fast enough for me

    • @kopasz9140
      @kopasz9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simson s50n 80 m/h

    • @donbomba6802
      @donbomba6802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My 29cc dirt bike hits 11mph✌🏻

  • @JaredVal13
    @JaredVal13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    This bike was built for riders that are always running late for work

    • @LucaX_Xgaming
      @LucaX_Xgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @xshqrkz4994
      @xshqrkz4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LucaX_Xgaming you got this shit on yo recommended like a year ago too? 😂

    • @LucaX_Xgaming
      @LucaX_Xgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xshqrkz4994 Nope, I searched it.

    • @xshqrkz4994
      @xshqrkz4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LucaX_Xgaming says same bruh I needed to relive my childhood dream motorcycle 😂😂

  • @TheKleb
    @TheKleb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I ride my liter bike on side streets at 10mph :D

    • @danielhenson4855
      @danielhenson4855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Kleb Only way to go. Safety first.

    • @socko5708
      @socko5708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Kleb fun part... he’s not joking

    • @chppa7728
      @chppa7728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey it's you am a subscriber

    • @tidepods3182
      @tidepods3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      X20

    • @smid556
      @smid556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heyy jimmayyyy

  • @zeal.512
    @zeal.512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Dankwheelie: "It's the fastest I've ever been!!!"
    God: *"And that's the fastest you'll ever go."*

  • @aravindhanveeramani6142
    @aravindhanveeramani6142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Slow down man, you might end up in another country

    • @averageheightwizard4798
      @averageheightwizard4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ken Harushima He's going faster than time it self

    • @chrisdubois36
      @chrisdubois36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's already in Mexico so don't worry

    • @averageheightwizard4798
      @averageheightwizard4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisdubois36 da fuck does that mean?

    • @chrisdubois36
      @chrisdubois36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@averageheightwizard4798 well he can't be speeding like that in the US because that would be illegal, so I would have to be Mexico 😉

    • @averageheightwizard4798
      @averageheightwizard4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisdubois36 oh yeah He would get a ticked and couldn't afford the H2 anymore

  • @Thebois117
    @Thebois117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Definitely going on my bucket list! I’ll make sure to put it at the bottom

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That way you dont die before you do everything else!

  • @DH___
    @DH___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    *progressive insurance has entered the chat*

    • @JDaKid
      @JDaKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmao

    • @joshuamichael4312
      @joshuamichael4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahhhh 🤣🤣

    • @robert-to7ev
      @robert-to7ev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      so has the mortician

    • @infamoushd8389
      @infamoushd8389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      robert1969 is that what the funeral home manager is called?

    • @robert-to7ev
      @robert-to7ev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@infamoushd8389 He makes the funeral arrangements.

  • @Yes-bg5nr
    @Yes-bg5nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Most youtubers at 200k- “im gonna play a game or sing a song”
    Dankwheelie at 200k- “im gonna buy the fastest motorcycle in the world, achieve lightspeed, and risk my life, just for your viewing pleasure”

    • @MarkHittGuitar
      @MarkHittGuitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a genius huh?

    • @Clay.140
      @Clay.140 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true

  • @caidynsorrensen7615
    @caidynsorrensen7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    When she hits you with that “I’m home alone” text

    • @mk14_-.
      @mk14_-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Say it again

    • @caidynsorrensen7615
      @caidynsorrensen7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solely Gawa what?

    • @-JohnSmith-
      @-JohnSmith- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment never gets old......
      Just kidding

    • @mk14_-.
      @mk14_-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-JohnSmith- shit prehistoric,worn out like a track tire

    • @mk14_-.
      @mk14_-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caidynsorrensen7615 say the joke again,maybe 100 more times

  • @america5215
    @america5215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    2:25 my heart literally stopped beating for a second. holy shit

    • @JesusLopez-sm4oj
      @JesusLopez-sm4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro my heart dropped so fucken quickly I flinched.....and I'm behind a computer.

    • @lewisallan1118
      @lewisallan1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck!

    • @mindspinn311
      @mindspinn311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same here. I hope that was just a clueless driver or just never saw him coming. People who swerve at or try to block motorcycles don’t understand they can kill you that fast.

    • @trey_dizzle4161
      @trey_dizzle4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mindspinn311 going that fast it would be his fault not the car...

    • @hariballsack8128
      @hariballsack8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex LaJeunesse dude it’s impossible to see him 😂

  • @donny-2964
    @donny-2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    This man kept a h2 pinned. What a legend

    • @snakepliskin1185
      @snakepliskin1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes pinned.

    • @rexcameron414
      @rexcameron414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@snakepliskin1185 I own one, not even close to being pinned.

    • @snakepliskin1185
      @snakepliskin1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rexcameron414 Looked like he got there at about 5:00.

    • @georgefrye1719
      @georgefrye1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm just happy nobody died

    • @chadatkins9053
      @chadatkins9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn brother you are srt8 rollin

  • @ross2k220
    @ross2k220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    *pulls into parking lot and takes off helmet*
    "I'll take it!"

    • @shane6766
      @shane6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @patb.4870
      @patb.4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He bring back to dealership & tells salesman...Yeah, id prefer one right outta the crate tho, if possible. Never know how some of these knuckleheads treat these on test drives....I wanna make sure mine is broke-in properly!!

  • @Smoove233
    @Smoove233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    I wish i could see this from the cars views lol

    • @ChrispyTron
      @ChrispyTron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Caleb Whitted thered be nothing to see just sound 😂😂

    • @stinky6832
      @stinky6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christopher Ceballos No then there’d not be anything since he travelled faster than the speed of sound

    • @turbokill909
      @turbokill909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wide dog well then there’d be a sonic boom

    • @DEATHWINGS5000
      @DEATHWINGS5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A grey and green blurr

    • @snitzelsnitzel8931
      @snitzelsnitzel8931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just zooooooommm

  • @masemagne4694
    @masemagne4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Me: How badly do you want to die in a biker accident?
    Dankwheelie: *Yes.*

    • @BasiltheBeardie
      @BasiltheBeardie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By myself, like this. Shit happens 🤣

  • @jakobwest4811
    @jakobwest4811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It's nice to see a motovlogger go balls deep on that throttle.

  • @Holler_Rat
    @Holler_Rat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I feel the same adrenaline when my wife is driving us through traffic at 35mph.

    • @gort3969
      @gort3969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I dig

    • @West_da_God
      @West_da_God ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrT-nh6di
      @MrT-nh6di 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @isakjansson2556
    @isakjansson2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    100% chance of death
    Yet a million % feeling alive

    • @twingoliebhaber1873
      @twingoliebhaber1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Somebody needs to repeat maths class

    • @nob0ddy390
      @nob0ddy390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@twingoliebhaber1873 don't know why ur comment has only 2 likes

    • @soundheart4013
      @soundheart4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Strange. The more we get close to our deaths the more we feel alive

    • @rocketman9838
      @rocketman9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twingoliebhaber1873 explain

    • @DyBo2375
      @DyBo2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rocketman9838 a 100% would mean he would be dead after that video.. yet he is still alive ^^

  • @discoverychannel1o1
    @discoverychannel1o1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Florida police: do you have any idea how fast you was going?
    Biker: 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @carlingo1463
      @carlingo1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HEART BREAKER why did you come back 2 months later to comment that?

    • @carlingo1463
      @carlingo1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HEART BREAKER same, I keep watching it over time

    • @DryRev
      @DryRev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Wait.. I'm in Florida? ...Is 3 states an hour fast?"

    • @noahlail4018
      @noahlail4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk officer the speedo blurs after 180 so maybe 200 or so? How about you?

    • @lilgoonch7525
      @lilgoonch7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Dis many”

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    next video - Ninja H2 rips a wormhole through space time continuum

    • @sivvinod3187
      @sivvinod3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bunnyshooter 223 everyone gangsta until Kawasaki studies alien design and makes a ninja h4

  • @lassejnsson3004
    @lassejnsson3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    In 8 minutes he passed more cars on the highway than I did after 12 years of having a drivers license

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Bustin some Delorean time warp ropes

    • @snakewhisperer2010
      @snakewhisperer2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cheah! I would have payed to see your reaction to this lol.

    • @pjf1086
      @pjf1086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bakerXderek 👌👌👌

    • @NevrrPresntt
      @NevrrPresntt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bakerXderek Cheah!!!

    • @willwoodsheyo
      @willwoodsheyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bakerXderek cheaaaaaaah

    • @rva_dom9538
      @rva_dom9538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CHEAHHUGHH

  • @AtonAnton
    @AtonAnton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    how many people did you give heart attacks to while passing?
    I ride but when I'm in my car and a bike flies past me, my heart skips a beat

    • @menetric12
      @menetric12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AtonAnton You should see Dank's other videos

    • @KM-wt3ph
      @KM-wt3ph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Id have a massive erection, but thats just me...

    • @sural89
      @sural89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i see him coming and it put a fucking smile on my face

    • @ffdp
      @ffdp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Except that you wouldn't see him coming in your mirrors at 170 mph with that traffic. It'd be too late.

    • @bruhwheremydad7214
      @bruhwheremydad7214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's just it. you dont see shit. you just hear a slight "yyyooooouuuuuuRRRRRREEEE GGAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......." coming from the bike because the bike is mean and likes to insult others bc of their lack of speed :( #StopH2Bullying2017

  • @kevinlam7947
    @kevinlam7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Goes on a trip during holiday"I'll be there in 4 hours"
    Family "your 500 miles away"
    I'll be there in 4 hours

    • @zahabjutt3319
      @zahabjutt3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      actually it would take exactly 2.688172043010753 hours, yes i calculated..

    • @My.name.goes.here.
      @My.name.goes.here. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That still leaves time for gas stops and stretching. lol

    • @Marshall006
      @Marshall006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zahab Jutt doing what 180mph

    • @Marshall006
      @Marshall006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zahab Jutt in four hours it’s a reasonable 125 mph average speed(140 if you want a bathroom break)

    • @jeroenwasserthal2402
      @jeroenwasserthal2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSaltyPanda11 welk... you did honer your name, you a salty panda. The sarcasme just flew over your head

  • @usmanalyassirajuddeen
    @usmanalyassirajuddeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    This is how I feel when I drive my 70cc Honda in Pakistan :)

    • @adsid2431
      @adsid2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bike ki ride hoti hai,
      car ki drive

    • @aadarshsaklani621
      @aadarshsaklani621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @brendon080909
      @brendon080909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @aidanb1380
      @aidanb1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just a small speed difference 😂

    • @gtxxsn1per95xx
      @gtxxsn1per95xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And run right into a building screaming allah akbar

  • @knobbymoto8664
    @knobbymoto8664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    How do you even sit on the bike with them kinda ballz

  • @flux5395
    @flux5395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    please don't die I luv ur vids

    • @jimlahey426
      @jimlahey426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He'll never die, I'm about 75% sure he's immortal

    • @tomislavzebec5110
      @tomislavzebec5110 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riley Macisaac lmao

    • @JustBlowItUp15
      @JustBlowItUp15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      F l u x he's cheated death so many times

    • @GriffDogActual
      @GriffDogActual 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomislav Zz lol

    • @Khoolhwhip
      @Khoolhwhip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AachenCity u should too.

  • @tcherian96
    @tcherian96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    2:24 ,that's some scary shit right there.

    • @joshansin30
      @joshansin30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      right he got blessed

    • @datsunalzheimer
      @datsunalzheimer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "aargh"

    • @twistaj32
      @twistaj32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      thats the kinda shit id dodge in houston every few miles lol. any of yall ever see random cagers just stop right the fuck in the middle of a highway just because they cant handle missing their exit? that shit is the worst. cruisin along and next thing you know the lane your in is stackin up cars and brakes are squealin and your headed right into it. that was an atleast a twice a day occurrence.

    • @PluTToX1997
      @PluTToX1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      next time he dont have that luck xd

    • @gabrielquinten3735
      @gabrielquinten3735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoesh RA Trooth the brakes aren't squealing that is the supercharger that wishtle sound

  • @TomyyLee24
    @TomyyLee24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know what I love about dankwheelie, there's no filler or BS, it's just straight squid missile and wheelies. No offense, I love it!

  • @steenf0rce
    @steenf0rce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    As a European its so weird to see ppl staying in the left lane all the time.

    • @22bearsfan
      @22bearsfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      steenf0rce Welcome to the US. We're overflowing with terrible drivers.

    • @fckyourideology99
      @fckyourideology99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MR. MEGA stfu u stupid bitch hahahaha

    • @Robert-28
      @Robert-28 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burm Gumball Same dude, from where do you come from?

    • @jman1239
      @jman1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s weird in America as well

    • @Unearth443
      @Unearth443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I take a major highway to work where the average speed limit is 85 mph and it makes me absolutely infuriated when people go slow in the left lane an don't move over for you. Even tailgating them they remain unfazed. As i pass them I usually look in to see an older asian lady or some fucktard texting and driving.

  • @joeygrmusic841
    @joeygrmusic841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    That was the most predictable ending I’ve ever seen, a fill-up after 8 minutes of riding an H2

  • @Powella939
    @Powella939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    can't wait to get back from Afghanistan and ride again! your video help pass the time over here bud.

    • @bringitdhmtb6127
      @bringitdhmtb6127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aidan Vorbeck agreed

    • @wigsontop
      @wigsontop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stay frosty out there

    • @Dankwheelie
      @Dankwheelie  7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      austin powell preciate your services dude!

    • @Powella939
      @Powella939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      John Johnson lol never killed any one bud. You can't take you hatefully comments else where though bud. Hope you enjoyed waking up in freedom today. Your welcome, per the United States military.

    • @Powella939
      @Powella939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Johnson can*

  • @charifn6603
    @charifn6603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never bothered to create an account so I could comment on random youtube videos, untill I watched this. Absolute legend, madman is enjoying this, hundreds thousands of others and I are aswell. You made me feel alive.

  • @labasaslabasas5165
    @labasaslabasas5165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I've got a sweaty palms by just watching this....

    • @omarrosa8136
      @omarrosa8136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Labasas Labasas weak knees?

    • @siinnd5415
      @siinnd5415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arms are heavy?

    • @AlphaOmega-cr3ld
      @AlphaOmega-cr3ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      vomit on his sweater already?

    • @rwjr82
      @rwjr82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mom's spaghetti.

    • @AlphaOmega-cr3ld
      @AlphaOmega-cr3ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO, GOT EMMMM!!!

  • @christianpage2990
    @christianpage2990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    You might not have seen it but he outran 10 cops and a helicopter

    • @Nick_Dray
      @Nick_Dray 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Page did he really

    • @FaZenerdSytc
      @FaZenerdSytc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nick Drayton sarcasm

    • @truechampion718
      @truechampion718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christian Page GTA 5 shit 😂😂😂

    • @xxstr8-_-bodyxx584
      @xxstr8-_-bodyxx584 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      truechampion718 stg 😂😂

    • @cheetocorleone3490
      @cheetocorleone3490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's next to impossible to outrun a police helicopter. They fly in a straight direction with advanced cameras, thermal detection and use radio.

  • @garethlewis3743
    @garethlewis3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    If everyone had these then it would look like normal speed and we could all save a lot of journey time.

    • @skiney
      @skiney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      If everyone had this, the world polulation would greatly decrease

    • @exl3712
      @exl3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frf

    • @exl3712
      @exl3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skiney no it wouldn’t not if ur smart but if ur dumb yeah

    • @berseli5783
      @berseli5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@exl3712 Bruh u dumb? If everyone had a bike with over 200hp alot of people would die and that's common sense... Especially considering majority of the population ain't that familiar with bikes..

    • @jasontuttle7920
      @jasontuttle7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the interstate would look like a graveyard

  • @dmitriykostenko7718
    @dmitriykostenko7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    5:00 looked like a time-lapse

    • @evalsoftserver
      @evalsoftserver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's going so fast All the other cars look like they going back in Time

  • @daltonsawyer466
    @daltonsawyer466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Have fun man but ride safe! I can't walk because I got in an accident going 30mph. I couldn't even imagine 170 down the highway

    • @n1ghtcoder
      @n1ghtcoder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dalton Sawyer holy shit. Will you be able to walk again?

    • @daltonsawyer466
      @daltonsawyer466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Юрий Ковалёв hell yes. and I'll ride another day as well. makes you appreciate everything more (:

    • @anthonypolito1885
      @anthonypolito1885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dalton Sawyer i got into an accident almost a year ago going 65. some guy cut me off and slammed on his brakes. i flipped the bike flipped but luckily i walked away with road rash and i wasnt able to walk right for a week. getting another bike tommorow. hope you get to ride again soon!

    • @daltonsawyer466
      @daltonsawyer466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anthony Polito thanks so much. you ride safe also!!

    • @anthonypolito1885
      @anthonypolito1885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dalton Sawyer will do. its kinda hard in nj

  • @TheThinkingMansTemplar
    @TheThinkingMansTemplar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Even tho this balls to wind crazy.. this makes me kinda appreciate the limits of my 600.. dont know what I would attempt with a bike with no limits

    • @homersimpson8824
      @homersimpson8824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I gotta 600 to

    • @activistswrld8105
      @activistswrld8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i’m buying a 600🤩

    • @homersimpson8824
      @homersimpson8824 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chady Bean you won’t regret it, what model are you getting?

    • @activistswrld8105
      @activistswrld8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homer Simpson i was looking into a used yamaha r6 2012

    • @activistswrld8105
      @activistswrld8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Homer Simpson i’m broke broke rn so i can’t buy a new bike

  • @fazeequinox388
    @fazeequinox388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    2:25 bro almost lost his life!!!!

    • @joesmommas1025
      @joesmommas1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real, it’s all fun and games going 150 until you hit another car, only takes once

    • @jeffcostin416
      @jeffcostin416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Nathaniel McGuire pussy

    • @iv-koops8388
      @iv-koops8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Greg Lioce you’ve clearly never seen an aftermath of a motorcycle hitting a car at a high speed, quit trying to be so edgy little pussy boy

    • @kbskbreezy
      @kbskbreezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Greg Lioce let's see a 500 pound bike doing 160mph slamming into a car doing 70mph. Basic knowledge of momentum should give u the answer. Both people are dying it's that simple.

    • @nesto9889
      @nesto9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joker ikr

  • @Engines_For_Us
    @Engines_For_Us 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At 2:25 😅 he saw his life passing like a movie and he carries on casually with just a whoo😂

  • @suzannemurphy9295
    @suzannemurphy9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    DankWeelie: WOOO!
    H2R: YEEEEEESHH GIVE IT TO ME!!

    • @mader7885
      @mader7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      W8 that's H2 not h2r

  • @Gladki007
    @Gladki007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Nice footage to be included in your Tribute video;) It is sure as fuck fun to watch and I could totally imagine getting carried away and pushing it to far but I hope you are not dumb enough to ignore what your family and friends would go through if that car at 2:24 would make just a tiny bit more drastic line change next time. People giving you thumbs up on youtube will forget you within 30 seconds from reading about your last ride, think about those that will have to live with it forever...Sick bike and you definetly got balls snd skills but in the end it really won't be worth it. I wish you best of luck!

    • @Dankwheelie
      @Dankwheelie  7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Gladki007 I definitely understand the risks and limit them to rare occasions such as this. Thanks for the feedback ✌️

    • @grampajacks2677
      @grampajacks2677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gladki007 totally agree. Awesome video that I was totally enthralled with, but please be careful out there brother 👍

    • @RoloGaming5411
      @RoloGaming5411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you think that's bad fuck watch 6:44 He's probably less than 5 inches away from that dude's mirror!

    • @7pines77
      @7pines77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a racer I also agree. Pushing it all the time you are gonna wreck, it's always a matter of time. On the track you don't have cars and obstacles like on the hwy. isle of Mann is the only place to ride like that. You don't want to kill innocent people

    • @VKrycha
      @VKrycha 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldn't tell people how to live their lives.

  • @cameron6783
    @cameron6783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I'm pretty sure if you pass a cop going that speed he wouldn't do anything about it lol

    • @chandlerzick1758
      @chandlerzick1758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      McLarenHonda police helicopters cannot go 200 mph military helicopters can but they would have no need to calling military on him there are much worse ppl out there.

    • @Marco-ip5cw
      @Marco-ip5cw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      nono lol imagine the news people trying to chase him

    • @calebsmith551
      @calebsmith551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true they won’t even try

    • @Marco-ip5cw
      @Marco-ip5cw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caleb's Vlog's imagine a helicopter trying to catch up to a (Stock) h2r going at rev limit of 325 mph

    • @calebsmith551
      @calebsmith551 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marco Stuff and things yeah no way

  • @drenalintherapy
    @drenalintherapy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lowkey made me cry. So beautiful to have this kind of power and freedom in your hands! I have a 500cc and I can’t wait for the 1000 😭

    • @kj908studio
      @kj908studio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a zx6r for years and finally rode my friends 1000 and literally sold my bike a week later and now I have a 2015 z1000 with full yoshi carbon pipes, a power commander, a k&n air filter and a quick shifter I fucking love the street fighter but I do miss the full fairing bikes so I plan on getting a zx10r in a year! I already started putting moneyz in the savings account just cant spend any more of it on the z1000 lol

  • @Dankwheelie
    @Dankwheelie  7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    I have 200,000 reasons to ride like an idiot in this video ;)

    • @GAMERBassCreator
      @GAMERBassCreator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And im proud to be one of them. Mad driving man!

    • @truthseeker8123
      @truthseeker8123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dankwheelie
      Dankie was an H2 rider.
      Rode his bike so god damn fast.
      Never did win the checkered flag
      But he never did come in last

    • @wallenz
      @wallenz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *riding not driving. You ride a motorcycle you drive a car.

    • @GAMERBassCreator
      @GAMERBassCreator 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wallenz sorry because english isnt my first language, i write what sounds better to me, but thank you for correcting me

    • @wallenz
      @wallenz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No problem, even native speakers sometimes make that mistake Woozy, it's all good bro and your english it's fine. : )

  • @mablevins08
    @mablevins08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I thought I was on Maxwrist's channel for a sec. lol

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matbee you have no idea my friend lol he be riding around cars using the opposite lane, he's had more close ones than i can count, and he's taken the h2 to 210 mph

    • @arielkelley5113
      @arielkelley5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BrianShaggy074 the h2 or the h2r???

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ariel kelley the h2 just look around i forgot the name of the video but it's vs a s1000rr

    • @arielkelley5113
      @arielkelley5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BrianShaggy074 I mean 210 is pushing for a h2 if it were an r id understand h2s can top at about 245 max and that's if you know what you're doing and have some advantages on the road including form and space but that's impressive being 210 surrounded by cars your friend has surely got a death wish on his hands

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ariel kelley h2s max is 215 the h2r which is the fastest bike in the world can top at 248/400kph

  • @SirREM
    @SirREM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love going fast like that. Only a few of us really understand the feeling. Great video.

    • @Supercurt
      @Supercurt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True I hit 130-150 daily! I live in Austin and ride Toll130 the Speed limit is 85 mph the fastest in the United States and the cars normaly travel 95 to 100 check out supercurt2002 ill post some speed vids on the zx10

    • @SirREM
      @SirREM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a 2004 ZX10 and the power band on that thing was crazy. all it wanted to do was wheelie. With the traction control on the ZX10RR it stays put very well. Checking out your channel now. I love all these little channels.

    • @rcmadness13
      @rcmadness13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell of a rush. Best high there is! Speed weed rock and roll...... Then there is riding 150+

    • @SirREM
      @SirREM 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sucks they restrict stock bikes to 185. My theory is the car manufactures got on the bike makers to restrict them. You can buy a $15000 bike that will blow away Million dollar cars. Yes 150+ is hella fun. Only reason I started riding again and figured I would give this youtube thing a try while doing it :)

  • @MrYabber
    @MrYabber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:17 the most beautiful chirp sound I’ve ever heard.

    • @Gpumpfit
      @Gpumpfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @neonoh4473
    @neonoh4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    My dad coming to pick me up from school after I’ve been expelled

    • @galixiujay4930
      @galixiujay4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neon Oh DUDE SOOO TRUE 😂 legit

    • @nocklasbalten2802
      @nocklasbalten2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have a great taste in music ;)

    • @AsiaMinor12
      @AsiaMinor12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nocklasbalten2802 what does that mean?

    • @sandwichlegend2348
      @sandwichlegend2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AsiaMinor12 I'm guessing it's the original dudes profile pic probably album art

    • @wheatsmoker
      @wheatsmoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daddy cool 😈

  • @48jhbrsp
    @48jhbrsp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Ok, people of America, please get out of the left lane when not passing. It's not that hard to do and it's common road knowledge the left lane is for passing so move over.

    • @mjonji1281
      @mjonji1281 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      King santos Other countries have the right lane for passing

    • @48jhbrsp
      @48jhbrsp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mika Kusuma that's good to know, but in America it's the left hand lane.

    • @48jhbrsp
      @48jhbrsp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      slimjim355 right no, that's fine, it's just that the majority of the time people sit in the far left lane and don't move back over.

    • @KoenMueller
      @KoenMueller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      slimjim355 no, then ye suck it up. Its the law.

    • @KoenMueller
      @KoenMueller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      King santos it's actually a traffic law, you can get a ticket for it in a lot of states

  • @toshirohitsugaya9508
    @toshirohitsugaya9508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sketchy Level: DankWheelie
    Lol like when I think of riding a sports bike, that's what I think of, you have mad respect from all your subs bro. Keep it up.

  • @mrpapagiorgio5404
    @mrpapagiorgio5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Imagine crashing at that speed, you'd just explode

    • @81SurfJunkie
      @81SurfJunkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Pink mist

    • @alexanderwoolverton2813
      @alexanderwoolverton2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      There's at least one video out there of the aftermath of a 150 mph crash into a guardrail and the guy's limbs and head popped off like an action figure. As a rider I'm glad I saw the reality of where my stupidity, or even just bad luck can get me. It's terrifying and humbling.

    • @cindyfield6258
      @cindyfield6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bender Rodriguez Kill all humans

    • @jeffwanjohi2299
      @jeffwanjohi2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Explode and then land on the international space station

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alexanderwoolverton2813 wow, just watched that. closer to 180mph I think? That's 300kmph. in any case, I'll be safely riding my 50cc :p

  • @carsonmiller9658
    @carsonmiller9658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The speed to time warp on a motorcycle is 100 mph more than it is in a car. to time warp a motorcycle you must go 188 mph and dank my boy you sir definetly did that because you traveled to an alternate universe in which cops did not exist. and then some how found a way to get back here to youtube to upload the video. very very impressive. 🤔

  • @gearmeout4666
    @gearmeout4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This is me 5 mins after I tell my wife I won’t speed 🤣

  • @ocbtyga3238
    @ocbtyga3238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    you know someones forreal when the braking down to 120 mph makes it look slow

  • @_Meriwether
    @_Meriwether 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I can't help but wonder how many times you had to fill up the tank that day.

  • @malfire92
    @malfire92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    what i love is the supercharged sounds

    • @nicholstop8161
      @nicholstop8161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      malfire92 turbo

    • @brandondurant2377
      @brandondurant2377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholstop8161 I was about to say... Cuz it definitely don't sound like the bike was whining.

    • @hockeyguy5619
      @hockeyguy5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandondurant2377 It's a centrifugal supercharger with a blow off valve

  • @lizziequeen9650
    @lizziequeen9650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ive seen this video some many times and I still smile ear to ear . hes like the only rider besides maxxwrist that really puts in work on these bikes . I wreck my 636 like a month ago smh 4 broken ribs and collapsed lung had to get part of the lung removed to. Still recovering and geuss what I'm still getting another bike once im good. I wanna ride a h2 so bad 😂 man hope i meet this nigga one day

  • @hardpoly4906
    @hardpoly4906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    6:44 Matrix

    • @micflare6606
      @micflare6606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      x1s Umbra it’s called leaning ..::

    • @atruenerd9399
      @atruenerd9399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@micflare6606 oh thanks for your input, now go watch the matrix and get what he means

    • @iideathstarii2038
      @iideathstarii2038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Blake S. R/woooosh moron

    • @austinrides7514
      @austinrides7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blake S. Damn he r/woooshed you

    • @craigdenny4967
      @craigdenny4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One tap on the brakes and he’s done

  • @rabfinn70
    @rabfinn70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dank's rear wheel makes the earth rotate 👌 ive watched this time and again as its pissin down with rain here in Scotland so I can't get to ride like that just now, so I get my adrenaline fix from you sir 👍
    Keep up the great riding 🙌

  • @годгев
    @годгев 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    2:24 my heart just dropped into my stomach

  • @maheshdr9635
    @maheshdr9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Went to play traffic rider...
    Then saw this and uninstalled traffic rider....

  • @HimanshuDudi
    @HimanshuDudi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Money cud buy bikes, but balls to ride, man r born wid....hats off man...steel balls

    • @JohGrufgh
      @JohGrufgh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking what?

    • @jasonlyle3818
      @jasonlyle3818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this guy's over here fantasizing over dankwheelie's balls

    • @gerasimosawesome4182
      @gerasimosawesome4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spelling ??? Ever heard of it ?

    • @almightysamurai2957
      @almightysamurai2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of you guys are imbeciles. 🤦🏾‍♂️ Dude This Comment Is Underrated. Dank wheelie Is A God For this

  • @tahoeboy8658
    @tahoeboy8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I did this same exact thing when I got mine🤣🤣 it still pulls like crazy even at 180. Beautiful machine

  • @CoeMoto
    @CoeMoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:25 FUQN BUTTERFLIES! ALSO FOUND MYSELF SHAKING MY LEGS THE WHOLE DAMN VIDEO.

  • @Joric78
    @Joric78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Having the camera pointed at the tank/instruments makes this hard for me to watch. Constant urge to look up.

  • @nycmotovlog9062
    @nycmotovlog9062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally someone did it,this is my most favorite video out of all youtube moto vloggers. Nice Video Bro🏍🏍👌👌
    I'm not saying this is the right way of riding all the time but sometime you have to just let it be just because you are 2 wheel rider baby. #stophating 😎✌

  • @tedm2922
    @tedm2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a machine! I owned a 1972 H2 and I opened it up on the highway a few times but the H2 of today is in a whole different class.

  • @Lacuadraboxeo.
    @Lacuadraboxeo. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That little wobble at 3:27 😮😮

    • @christianwestby5368
      @christianwestby5368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      M4g7CO holy fuck😳

    • @conrad384
      @conrad384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit i didnt even see it

    • @xxstr8-_-bodyxx584
      @xxstr8-_-bodyxx584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rider swear

    • @SneekyFauker
      @SneekyFauker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Steering damper my friend. Imagine if it wasn't there

    • @NullfireEQG
      @NullfireEQG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SneekyFauker tank slapper so nasty it would slap trump and putin at the same fucking time.

  • @TheGeekazoid
    @TheGeekazoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    DAMN 2:25 was close!!!!

    • @MrGoblinrexy
      @MrGoblinrexy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Literally just scrolled in the comments and was like wtf how is no one talking about this my man almost died!

    • @TOYSRUZZ
      @TOYSRUZZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It happened fast

    • @Nephermoore
      @Nephermoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to know why the fucking person tried pulling into that lane lmfao

    • @ChachoTrades
      @ChachoTrades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yin tbh its not the cars fault. He probably did look over his shoulder before switching lanes, the biker wasnt there when he checked. Its not safe to be riding this fast with cars on the road man lol

    • @ilovepizza8263
      @ilovepizza8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yin like seriously though, his lane was wide open.

  • @lonerider4398
    @lonerider4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    After almost crashing at 2:25 he couldn’t let the bike tame him so he put all his adrenaline into the throttle so he could tame the bike 😂😂😂 pure passion and craziness , I love it

    • @eaglescout5816
      @eaglescout5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We've all been there. Then later that day thinking I'm pushing my luck.

  • @lucaproxim2834
    @lucaproxim2834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually the best bike video I've ever seen on this site.

  • @neilAneerGAmAI
    @neilAneerGAmAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Police: You are riding too fast.
    Dankwheelie: Nah, I am just horizontally BASE jumping with my motorcycle.

    • @rofenognico1049
      @rofenognico1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is actualy going faster then if he was free falling

  • @sonobtch
    @sonobtch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    May god protect you so you can keep making awesome content like this.

  • @LastGenGamer
    @LastGenGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sick bro! Congrats on 200k :D

  • @hbiuvgvgyygvvgvg7918
    @hbiuvgvgyygvvgvg7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRO YOU PASSED BY MY BUS I SAW YOU WHEN I WAS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I creamed "HOLLY SHIT!" And the whole bus went silent it was hilarious!

  • @vasantpns
    @vasantpns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    2.497 cars were left in wonder that day

  • @tomriddal583
    @tomriddal583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This made my palms sweaty

    • @jmoonkeee9534
      @jmoonkeee9534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom Riddal was there vomit on your sweater already ? Moms spaghetti

    • @Sneezymando
      @Sneezymando 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom Riddal knees weak? Are your arms heavy?

    • @98SST
      @98SST 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lilbigmando he's nervous. But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture7738
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture7738 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Riddal Omg the comments here are fucking Gold lmao

    • @boostyouriq1519
      @boostyouriq1519 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but he keeps on forgetting?

  • @TheDonBro
    @TheDonBro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've seen a track day one at my local Kawasaki dealer (Chris "Stalker" Walker) owns from MotoGP. £40,000!! Absolute machine of a bike, how it's road legal is beyond me haha

  • @muhaahaloa941
    @muhaahaloa941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I would give yammie noob 25 seconds on that bike before he hits a boulder or a porsche,Or he could go
    all batshit and do an evil knievel and fly across 2 borders .

    • @muhaahaloa941
      @muhaahaloa941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thing is mate i have 4 herniated discs and severe nerve damage which changed
      my life completely from an accident with someone with no insurance it turned
      out to be a 5 year court battle to get anywhere and completely ruined my life..
      Now the porsche driver has many spinal injuries and other injuries
      that have not come out yet..Not once has yammie noob apologised to the guy
      or anything..Also Yammie was driving with minimum insurance and a suspended
      licence..This could mean that the porsche driver might have to pay for the damage
      to the car and himself out of his own pocket..Not many people even realize that yet.
      Once his insurance company see his video of him flying and all the information out there
      it will get used as evidence against him..That boulder he hit not so long ago even that
      will be used against him in court..They dig everything you ever did up to discredit you.
      If i was him i would be keeping my head down and trying to sort my head out and
      see how it can be resolved.

    • @laketravisswag
      @laketravisswag 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muhaa Haloa it happen in Texas, so the person at faults Insurance has to pay for it FYI

    • @muhaahaloa941
      @muhaahaloa941 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laws might be different in your country but there is nothing stopping the
      guy taking him to court,Insurance companies will do anything to get out
      of paying for injuries..Same applies to the uk but it still does not stop them
      paying out..I've fought them tooth and nail mate myself..I know how dodgy
      and how the insurance companies work..The guy from the porsche will have
      to start legal proceedings..And its on him to prove everything especially
      as this yammie noob was speeding and on the wrong side of the road.
      He only had minimum insurance also so that will come into play check
      out how the guy is doing from the porsche he is well out of pocket for
      everything..I can't see your country's insurance policeys working much
      different from ours unless im missing something but they're all bent
      and corrupt
      Check it out even in texas..
      www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=VmgjWdz2GvDW8ge1hIr4Bg#q=texas+insurance+won't+pay+out

    • @laketravisswag
      @laketravisswag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a law that if he's in fault his company has to pay for everything that he broke, that's why it's a minimal, so it won't cover him at all but it will cover the Porsche, I just got into a wreck and about a year later everything is settled.

    • @jameshuntercox
      @jameshuntercox 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damnnn