The Game No Southerner Can Win

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Subscribe or spend the rest of eternity cleaning the Dollar Gentrals

    • @mortgagepeteus9634
      @mortgagepeteus9634 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Done!!!! Whew! That was feaking damn close!

    • @Coolthings246
      @Coolthings246 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who knows what dirty stuff is in there

    • @michaelrogers1771
      @michaelrogers1771 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would have been close, real close...but I think my mother in way woulda beat ya.
      Real close though. Ain't no accountin for accents though: "Re-MO-te Cont-ROLLLLLLLLL"

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dolla Jenerels

    • @leonsus9317
      @leonsus9317 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, that's not the lightning round. That's just actual lightning coming through central Alabama right now as we speak. 😬

  • @cmyaj
    @cmyaj ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Shortly after my wife & I married (she, from Arkansas & I, from California), we visited her parents. I found a book at their house about how to speak Southern or something like that; I figured it was a joke & thumbed through it, chuckling as I read the various terms. One that stuck out was "bub", as in a "light bub". Again, I thought it was a joke & let it go...
    ...until my father-in-law walked into the room, looking for a "bub".
    Apparently, the book wasn't a joke book; it was a translation guide.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love that book!!

    • @thejourney1369
      @thejourney1369 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I have that book! And it’s true!

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I want to read that. My moms father is from Illinois but my dads family are all from Texas or Appalachia. Once we were working outside making piles of wood we had chopped. My Yank grandpa (who was raised in an Orthodox Jewish home by a couple who escaped the Holocaust) was trying to help. He asked where he laid his gloves down (he couldn’t find them. My brother Ranger told him that he “thought he saw them catywampus to the pack that was sigoggling”. My grandpa stood there looking at him like he was an alien. That night told my mom (jokingly, I think) that not only could she not give her children proper names but we don’t even speak English. My mom objected (jokingly) and my grandpa pointed to my sister Meadow saying “she’s named after a field of grass”, pointing to my brother Canyon said “he’s named after a prehistoric geological land formation”, pointed to Colt and said “this one after a young male horse” and pointed to Ranger saying “this one is named after an armed law enforcement officer” (his full name is Ranger Blade). He then said, why couldn’t you given them normal names like Rueben, Zalman, Elimeloch, Levi, Dovid, Ester, Mordechai or Hymen”. At which point Ranger makes the ASL for a part of a girls anatomy and begins to protest, my dad points to him and said “My belt loops are about to start crackling” (an idle threat, usually). My grandpa then said the entire house was nuts. I mean, he loves us but whenever he visits and leaves he says “back to civilization!”. I do not live in the hills and hollers. I live in East Texas. I just figure to him, it must seem like a different country.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was kind of them to leave that book for you! They just KNEW there would be language issues!

    • @Ancaryvan
      @Ancaryvan ปีที่แล้ว

      Missing a small l, that is.

  • @a_world_made_of_cardboard
    @a_world_made_of_cardboard ปีที่แล้ว +359

    My wife actually said she heard no difference between what Matt said and what she says. She was saying, "What is he saying that is wrong? That's what they are called."

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAO! She must be a real hoot! The poor thing!

    • @AllenKrell
      @AllenKrell ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That happened to me, several of them sounded correct.

    • @mikegoodwin2386
      @mikegoodwin2386 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AllenKrell Yeah, there were a couple of them that I could not tell what he was saying wrong. Backed 'em up and listened again. Still couldn't tell.

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Those were all my exact answers, too...I’m a Floridian 😂 I still don’t understand what was wrong with a couple of them? 😂

    • @XiAdu2
      @XiAdu2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your wife is 100% correct 😂 I was looking at the screen like, “but that’s exactly what he said” 🤔

  • @jamesb5764
    @jamesb5764 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    I’m disappointed that he said “mosquitoes” and not “skeeters”.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Just don’t get a skeeter on your Peter, it could turn out bad.

    • @MattCorps
      @MattCorps ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh my goodness yes! I recognize that as a legit way to say mosquitoes because I've heard it so much.

    • @steveavant9727
      @steveavant9727 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I call em skeeters.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm from South Jersey and I call em skeeters! 😅

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mah-Skeeta

  • @oneofmany7051
    @oneofmany7051 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When Matt said "The Hoggly Woggly", I yelled "THE PIG!!" in my mind. Then he said it. Whew!

    • @richardfabacher3705
      @richardfabacher3705 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had a student in a night class who would go ballistic because just about everybody in North Alabama calls it Pigg UH ly Wigg UH ly. 6 syllables instead of the correct 4. He was an assistant manager. I always called it The Pig, but never in front of him.

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    You know it's a true southern entertainment room when the arcade machines and alcohol are right next to eachother

    • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
      @RealJohnnyGuillotine ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mortal Kombat Funnel, every Fatality gives a double shot.

    • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
      @BrianSmith-ct3kh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm inspired to get a poster-sized copy of the Sonic 2 cover now.

    • @tyjohnston8573
      @tyjohnston8573 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pffp. Put a gun rack on the wall with a shotgun and Airsoft guns, Yankee.

    • @suzannehribal4117
      @suzannehribal4117 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! Love his setup.

    • @hoperemsen6335
      @hoperemsen6335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That'll preach! My hubs and I have a favorite joint to get meat n' three. Delicious dinner and supper...pinball, poker machines (behind 2 shower curtains & you can action on the SEC games), Dawg signs & t shirts, beer, wine, (hookup for moonshine & other locally grown/made delights), copies of the weekly papers for 2 communities a/k/a the gossip sheets)about 4 shelves of groceries ( they run out of something you wanted & they're out - just jump up and getcha' something else...including what Miss Carrie cans...and if you don't want sweet tea get a cocoa outta the fridge cause it isn't on tap), straight-up Awful Waffle type cook, waitresses but with enough Jesus in them the daily show is more like a Baptist deacon's meeting gone off the rails) and always asking' bout your mamaan'em. Dinner time brings all the loggers, lined up down the 2 lane packed red clay road....off to the wooded side of course). Wander in lost? Guarantee you won't pay for your dinner/supper the 1st time. The love in that food is like a hug from the Lord! Aaaand they'll put ya' on the prayer list if needs be. Things I love about the South, chapter 1, verses 42-57. Love to all y'all!
      Go Dawgs!!❤🏈🇺🇸

  • @darryllyle5250
    @darryllyle5250 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    What is hilarious is that i'm watching this, my wife walks by and hears the question and answers exactly like Matt at the same time. It's like we are all in sync.

  • @heffaazul
    @heffaazul ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    This wasn't a skit. This was a documentary. 100% accurate.

    • @LW97672
      @LW97672 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eh... Not really. I mean my great grandparents talked like that, we made jokes about it. Asking great grandmother if she wanted us to meet her at "Chic-a-fils" but I was none the less born and raised Southern and I say all those names correctly. I also refer to soda generically as soda, but also rarely generically cause I'll just call it by brand.
      I've never met someone under the age of like 70 that REALLY did this stuff anymore, and I think the existence of search engines is a major factor in that as it sorta forces you to use less local only nomenclature

    • @tylerhand6759
      @tylerhand6759 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@Darthquackius You are so amazing. We all aspire to be more like you.

    • @jaywest2806
      @jaywest2806 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Darthquackius you're card has been pulled ya heathen gtfooh,sheesh loser

    • @wdtaut5650
      @wdtaut5650 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I never heard of 'Belk' stores, but the instant that sign was on the screen, my head said 'Belks'. I was thinking 'CoCola' before he even showed the picture. We always said 'cokes'. "Go to the store and get some cokes." "What kind?" "Oh, some 7-Up and Dr. Pepper."

  • @appalachiangunman9589
    @appalachiangunman9589 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Southeast Kentucky here and we say “Reesy cups” and “Reesy peace-ez” exactly the same way lol!

    • @lisahartz9334
      @lisahartz9334 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly, how do you say it???? Sounded right to me

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lisahartz9334 I think reeses is supposed to rhyme with the actual word "pieces", something like ree-sis

    • @khjr14
      @khjr14 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s how we say them too in Nelson County, Kentucky.

    • @MegaRiffraff
      @MegaRiffraff 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I always thought DG stared in Scottsville Kentucky , but corporate offices are in Nashville.

  • @mindwipe8788
    @mindwipe8788 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    It’s always fascinated me how much the idea of giving famous brands nicknames is quintessential Southern

    • @graydanerasmussen4071
      @graydanerasmussen4071 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      In Denmark, Mickey Dee's is known as The Golden Seagull... e'body does that ;)

    • @BeachPeach2010
      @BeachPeach2010 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everybody gets one, nobody is immune! 👍

    • @macattack5863
      @macattack5863 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A lot of those nicknames are longer ex wallyworld

    • @ETC_Rohaly_USCG
      @ETC_Rohaly_USCG ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Like how the grocery store “Food Lion”, is referred to as ‘$hitty Kitty’ 😂

    • @Margatatials
      @Margatatials ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As an Australian I can relate

  • @kirsbeasley87
    @kirsbeasley87 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I don't know if I'm more proud I knew all the answers Matt was going to give, or more disappointed in myself.

  • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
    @BrianSmith-ct3kh ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "Well, you know what that sound means!"
    "Yeah, but we're already in the basement, we should be aight for right now."

    • @meeshybee1654
      @meeshybee1654 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Legit thought it was going to be a tornado reference.

    • @jessicabaker1274
      @jessicabaker1274 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope we in the front yard with the cam corder

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meeshybee1654 Same lol

    • @zoevalk8645
      @zoevalk8645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tornado alley understood that reference.

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don't have basements in DFW. We have to sit in a tub with a mattress and pray...

  • @brendalarue4690
    @brendalarue4690 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Paid thru the schnoz for psych meds all these years, and here's Matt giving us mental health for free. F my timing 😆

  • @mattwright7689
    @mattwright7689 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    For those outside the south wondering if this is true, my Dad, Grandmother and Uncle ALL say MACdonalds, Wal-MartS and CoCola. It is 100% a thing.

    • @ddcs0s
      @ddcs0s ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Na we always got coke right but we really do call the Walmart Wally World

    • @daleg5344
      @daleg5344 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Canadian and i call it MacDonalds

    • @syd417
      @syd417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My Mamaw always said Walmarks (with a k sound on the end).

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In South Africa we also say MACdonalds.
      Is it supposed to be MickDonalds?

    • @valecrassus7835
      @valecrassus7835 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZemanTheMighty Technically it's "mick" because there's no letter A, but at the same time "mack" is also technically correct. It comes down (mostly) to pronunciation/regional accent but there's the Scottish Mac-name and the Irish Mc-name, both meaning the exact same thing ("Son of") and the latter being an abbreviation of the former.

  • @rebeccasatterley1542
    @rebeccasatterley1542 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Actual conversation in a Southern house:
    "Ya wanna coke?"
    "Sure, whatcha got?"
    "I got Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, and tea."

  • @Devy717
    @Devy717 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm from Arizona and my native American family say southern things. Pop, coke and soda are all different meanings. When I first heard wally world I was so confused because I grew up in the city. This is great content and brings back memories.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My friends from the North think that there is actually a Wally World theme park that we are talking about, like the one in the old National Lampoon Family Vacation movie. They are disappointed when we stop at Walmart…

    • @Distophic
      @Distophic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@adamr9215Walmart is a theme park and the attractions are the stoners picking out snacks, single mothers with unruly children, and the 400 pound woman wearing sweatpants that say "juicy" on the back.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Distophic I live in the middle of nowhere. The nearest Walmart is pretty rural and nowhere near as bad as they are in the city.

    • @charlesmangum3108
      @charlesmangum3108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They is?

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "ITS LIKE WERE NOT EVEN SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE" "Nah we ain"

  • @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706
    @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So glad you are making more videos. Keeps me tided over until SEC Roll Call. You are so talented and absolutely hilarious.

  • @supatiltgaming
    @supatiltgaming ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I love the awful waffle! Also when y'all switched from sprite to coke I was screaming 'say co-cola!'

    • @stenmaulsby5924
      @stenmaulsby5924 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh, you mean Waffle Depot?

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gotta spell it like it sounds: the awful wawful
      Friend of mine used to put 2 bucks in the jukebox just before leaving and punch up every single waffle house song, then sit in the car until the people still inside started looking visibly angry. Good times.

    • @ALLENM07
      @ALLENM07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean the Wiffle Waffle

    • @PirateLeota
      @PirateLeota ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes! Co-cola!

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 ปีที่แล้ว

      We always called it Cocaine Cola in these parts…

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Comedic excellence! Matt plays both characters so convincingly.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there sure was a tootin' a very judgy judge...someone one was hittin' that button like wrong, wrong, wrong.

  • @Whisper_292
    @Whisper_292 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Walking through the parking lot at the state fair, I saw a pickup where the back window was covered in dust. Someone had written "WARSH" on it with their finger. 🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haaaa haaaaa

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly thought that was a northern thing because my dad is from Pennsylvania (damn northerner) and he says warsh

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sue Taylor Actually, I think the spelling depends on whether you or a family member actually owns the pickup containing the graffiti.

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Prankmonkey That made me smile. 😁

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@prankmonkeyxs650 No joke! My family is from Central Pa, and i grew up hearing about Worshington DC (which was about 2 hours south of us)

  • @davidedmondson5633
    @davidedmondson5633 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m crying laughing. You get the emotion of both sides of this “discussion” spot on. Extremely talented.

  • @scruffythejanitor1969
    @scruffythejanitor1969 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    As a northerner that married a southern woman this wasn't a skit -- Its a freaking documentatry.
    Besides the whole "Coke is any kind of pop" thing, the other thing we disagreed about was what a "Dollar Store" is. For me, it was Dollar Tree and ONLY Dollar Tree. For her, it was anything that vaguely resembled a Dollar General.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dollar Stores, Dollar General, Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are all within a 5 minute drive from my house in Ft Worth. Didn't Dollar General buy up Dollar Tree? Seriously, I drove up McCart ave one afternoon right past the Dollar General. Three days later it was a Dollar Tree!

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are same family.

    • @theirmom4723
      @theirmom4723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clairewood7416 Dollar Tree purchased Family Dollar

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clairewood7416 That explains the Dollar General truck I saw outside Dollar Tree yesterday. I didn't realize one had bought the other.

    • @dianedeck
      @dianedeck ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For me any store with the word Dollar in the name is a Dollar store.

  • @BrianGates06
    @BrianGates06 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is one of Matt’s funniest sketches ever 😂

  • @subvet694
    @subvet694 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Dollar General full of boxes nobody knows what’s in em… That is a Southern Truth🤣

    • @Cowboyup57717
      @Cowboyup57717 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Up North Minnesota here and we have em too. There's the one in the closest town that's chock full of boxes, and the one in the next town over that's known as "The Good General" it's clean and no boxes. 😂😂

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of them might even have a 't', or tea, which is close enough.

    • @dagneytaggart7707
      @dagneytaggart7707 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is very Twilight Zone to go in a DG that has empty aisles and full, neat shelves.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dagneytaggart7707 I have always though dollar tree was the twilight zone.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dagneytaggart7707 LOL I thought this only happened here in Mass.!

  • @catperson6146
    @catperson6146 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I think Matt is even funnier now that he's on his own! He always was my favorite ❤

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He still does the Southern channel too, doesn’t he?

    • @gr8fulUS
      @gr8fulUS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WyattRyeSway nope, he's on his own now and no longer with southern thing. He had a post recently.

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt absolutely needed to break free from “It’s a Southern Thing” given his popularity. I subscribed to his new channel and trash canned Southern Thing. No doubt it was all about the Benjamins and now Matt can make his own way.

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackkarns2484 ……I watch both but Matt’s content is hysterical 100% of the time. The Southern Channel is good too. I don’t feel the need to trash them but then I guess, I didn’t see Matt’s post about leaving the other channel. I should go watch it I suppose
      I looked and didn’t find a video of him talking about the break with the other channel. Anyone have a link? Thanks

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WyattRyeSway You are right, my comment was strong. However, I tried other Southern Things videos but could not finish them. After a little of that I stopped watching them. In my view Matt was the star of that channel and in his video he talks about the five years he spent with them. The Pandemic was particularly hard on Southern Things content creators. They re-played existing videos while the creators received no residuals. Their right of course, as they “owned” the content, but an operation that small risks losing big if contributors are not looked after. Matt was kind in his comments but it was easy to see that there were considerable underlying issues.
      Just watching Matt create content for his own channel is very instructive. His output exceeds Southern Things and is broader in scope without the former oversight. I just don’t see Southern Things filling this void. We should follow their subscriber numbers.
      Lastly, I will look for his explanation video and a link.

  • @auburnkim1989
    @auburnkim1989 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    So glad you said, "co cola". The only true, correct pronunciation amongst my kin, lol. Thanks for another great one!

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "want a cold drink?" "thank you I'll have co-cola" "What kind>" "Orange" how many times did I hear that from one of the farmers sitting around in my grandfather's old general store.

    • @JoeMCool
      @JoeMCool ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@clairewood7416 HUH?? Did you maybe remember that wrong? "Coek" is any kahnda bubbly 'n' fizzy beverage, but Coe-Cola (ya gotta twang that first "e" in the SE) is only Coca-Cola... and best served as ice-coal-Coe-Cola. 😉

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In high school one of our teachers was super lazy, he would have us grade each other’s papers. My friend Cheri swapped with me, she wrote “warsh” it was at that moment that I realized that my mother, born and raised in Long Island NY, had raised me like a city girl in Dallas, this was at DeSoto HS only 20 miles from Dallas, a suburb lol. But Cheri was an amazing friend and if it hadn’t been for her help I wouldn’t have graduated, I got to my 3rd HS late in my junior year, and found out that DeSoto had higher credit requirements for graduation, she helped me study for my tests and went to night school with me, and got me to the finish line!

    • @jackifoster98
      @jackifoster98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was a good friend to you! Thumbs up to her!

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackifoster98 💖💖💖

  • @kungfuhustling4832
    @kungfuhustling4832 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    When Matt is on a game show, we all win.

  • @WatchingFromWork6636
    @WatchingFromWork6636 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having moved from Michigan to Arkansas watching this at work is hilarious. Please keep the amazing content coming.

  • @johnveca2979
    @johnveca2979 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Excellent Matt. I've actually crawled over boxes to get from one end of an aisle to the other at DG. DG in Louisiana sells beer, wine, and cigarettes. So convenient being able to buy three food groups at the same time, all at the same store.

    • @wpeale71341
      @wpeale71341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? I live in Louisiana. Every DG I have ever been in had access to both ends of the aisles from an aisle running cross ways across the store. You might have to climb the boxes to get something hiding on the shelf behind them but you can get to every aisle. But hey if its an issue just drive a mile and a half further down the highway and go to another DG. There is like 10 in every parish.

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop eating the cigarettes, we have chips in the next isle over."

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it's not just us!

  • @edmonddrake1409
    @edmonddrake1409 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the mocking southern accent from the host! It's that kind of detail that separates you from the fold. Thanks for the laughs Matt!!

  • @susangrossman8431
    @susangrossman8431 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You are a comedic genius Matt as I’ve said before. This video made my day. Very creative. Very “southern”. Thanks so much for posting. Looking forward to your next video!

  • @lauraloper3740
    @lauraloper3740 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my goodness! I’ve heard all these names all my life! Well done Matt!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Tayl0n
    @Tayl0n ปีที่แล้ว +93

    we need a part 2 this is great!

  • @ImpulseAyala
    @ImpulseAyala ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, I relate to every single one. I had it nailed before ya had time to answer. Southern slang is our own form of gibberish but it works. Thanks for the laughs Matt. Have a good weekend!

  • @eddyflo2978
    @eddyflo2978 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    If you understood every single thing Matt said you may be a legit southerner, therefore hit that subscribe button and enjoy more of our souther love

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm afraid I knew every reference but I'm one of those sophista-ma-cated Southerners, y'all. (Banjo riff)...Hyuck. 🤓🧑‍🎓🤣

    • @JudyGurl
      @JudyGurl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @jeffkahl
      @jeffkahl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell I’m Canadian and I understood it lol

    • @dineauxjones
      @dineauxjones ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuuup

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffkahl we all know as told by Robin sparkles her self Canadians do not swear and are extremely apologetic. You sir sound like a Missisippian

  • @peterlatella7090
    @peterlatella7090 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for giving the world laughter in this time of distress. You guys are great.

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    In Matt's defense, some of them I didn't know either. For example, I had no idea there was no S at the end of Belk 😂

    • @WG55
      @WG55 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had to look it up. I've _always_ said "Belk's"! 😮

    • @gaiterat6187
      @gaiterat6187 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Apparently there's not an S at the end of Aldi's either. Still call it Aldi's

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait, there's not?

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just confused the first time I saw one that didn't have two names. I grew up with Belk-Lindsey, and moved to a place where it was Parks Belk. Just "Belk" sounds all kinds of wrong. (Even my phone thinks that's gotta be wrong. It "corrected" my spelling.)

    • @ritadyer9295
      @ritadyer9295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve always said Belks even tho I’m acutely aware there is no s.

  • @bowlnow824
    @bowlnow824 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I actually learned some interesting facts about these stores I didn't know. Thank you and funny as Yankee trying to live in the south in August!

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble ปีที่แล้ว +224

    If this was an actual game, I would buy it.

  • @shyshy82
    @shyshy82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love these shows, that's exactly how they talk in my home town.

  • @victoriaparnell7339
    @victoriaparnell7339 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Finally some "cold drink" representation in the eternal argument between coke, pop, and soda.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in Massachusetts the generic nickname for soft drinks is 'tonic' Also there is a brand up there called Moxie and it is horrible.

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@clairewood7416 I tried one at a Cracker Barrel. It wasn't that bad.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soda

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soda water….

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anyone that doesn't call them coke is just wrong.

  • @cavtroopermunoz
    @cavtroopermunoz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I too would like to see the judges ruling on Wally World and Reeses Pieces. Also, Coke is the name of all soft drinks here in Texas.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also Kentucky

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude said there weren't any judges but, who was hitting that buzzer then? Maybe no judge but, there sure as tootin' was someone being JUDGE-y there!

    • @ikreer9777
      @ikreer9777 ปีที่แล้ว

      And West Virginia

    • @jonsimpson8360
      @jonsimpson8360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm from Nocona, TX and if you call a Dr Pepper a coke you'd get your ass kicked

  • @darthhauler9947
    @darthhauler9947 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I only started watching "It's a Southern Thing' to see you. Glad you're doing good and will always be watching your videos. Such great content and it's all true!! Southern born, and southern bred and one day I'll be southern dead.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was born in California! Border patrol hears my accent and does a double take after seeing my passport. LOL I just smile and say my Daddy and Momma were ,both, in the military. Smile and move on.

  • @DoodleBear223
    @DoodleBear223 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't realize I had been pronouncing "Reese's" wrong all this time lol

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not gonna stop since I heard no difference.

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +128

    the three hardest things to say in life:
    1. im sorry
    2. I was wrong
    3. worcheshirestchershetscer sauce

    • @kmarch6630
      @kmarch6630 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I gave up and just call it W sauce.

    • @Georgia_Farmer
      @Georgia_Farmer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Worsh-Yer-Sister-Sauce

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We call it Limey juice. Limey as in the slang term for English people, not as in lime flavored.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh...just call it "the other soy sauce". Worster-shyster-shooster is just too damn confusing. 😵‍💫🤯🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmm ....Were-sure-shire.

  • @SadieQuinn24310
    @SadieQuinn24310 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally watch this video every time it pops up on my home page and it never get old... ima need y'all to make me the full version!!

  • @tdl487
    @tdl487 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ah man Matt this was gold! All those nicknames are completely valid answers.

  • @vickiwilliamson1420
    @vickiwilliamson1420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh gosh... I so literally laughed out loud with "Belks". Guilty as charged. 😆

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    We love you Matt! Keep it coming. You should so do a sitcom.

  • @Pete--
    @Pete-- ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Surprised you didn't call the remote a clicker at the end, lol. Amazing skit.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hilarious!! I use every one of those nicknames and I’m edumacated. 😂

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your friends at Georgia Tech would say otherwise! LOL

  • @0rcsapo_
    @0rcsapo_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Hot damn. I live in the north now, but was born and raised in the south, so watching these are nice because I feel like I can understand everything and it reminds me of home. Keep up the good work!

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว

      It must be nice to not have to sweat 11 months out of the year, eh! welcome to the North

  • @kingMT514
    @kingMT514 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I lost it at “Who is Raymond?!”😂

    • @rm3141593
      @rm3141593 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know, some noodle guy?

    • @teresahargett395
      @teresahargett395 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is it correctly pronounced?

    • @anneOakley735
      @anneOakley735 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My family totally said RAYmen my entire childhood. When I went to college, I became really confused when others called it RAWmen.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Could be worse. Ever called them ROMAN noodles? 🍜🇯🇵🇺🇸🤔🤯🤣

    • @patrickdavidson7379
      @patrickdavidson7379 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Leland Conner Of course! Roman Noodle 1, 2, 3, 4 and V

  • @johnthomas2485
    @johnthomas2485 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Piggly Wiggly used to run commercials back when I was stationed at Ft Bragg in the 80s. They even had a jingle. "Piiiiigly Wiggly. Piiiiiiigly wiggly"

    • @Kat-cg9hr
      @Kat-cg9hr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!

  • @Genera1Mi11s
    @Genera1Mi11s ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This was great! I got all of them right! At the end I was like come on co cola! 🤣

  • @ericepperson8409
    @ericepperson8409 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost it at "It's like we're not even speaking the same language?" "No we aint!"

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am from the North, and i was visiting Atlanta in 1996. i stopped at a kroger's to buy a map and/or ask directions. Some young female employee was on the phone, but i approached her to ask for maps/directions. i listened to her talk for TWO MINUTES, and didnt understand even 1 word she said. I was thinking 'where in the blue hell am i" LOL

  • @aaronthomasmay
    @aaronthomasmay ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Gonna need more of these Matt 😂

  • @stephaniepapaleo9001
    @stephaniepapaleo9001 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 💀 😂😂😂 this is what we all needed today!!
    Omg “there might be a T in Dollar General”

  • @Josh-Stewart
    @Josh-Stewart ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Love your videos Matt.. you’re hilarious and entertaining 🎉😂

  • @-Night_Runner-
    @-Night_Runner- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Vandy football score is so true 😂😂😂

  • @Anukinihun
    @Anukinihun ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was locked in on that Marvel vs Capcom Arcade machine in the back. I want one sooooooo bad.

  • @matthewnewsome37
    @matthewnewsome37 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🎼Down home, down the streeeeeet, Piggly Wiggly 🎵🎶

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    We all have friends like this. when they have a conversation with you, have to decode what they're trying to say.

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless you don't have friends like that, but that just means it's you.

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a Boomhower in every crowd.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asdisskagen6487 BOOMHOWER! LOL Thats it! He was the funniest guy on that show!

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I do know a few annoying people who want to go to a "Mick Donald's" before swinging into a "Wall Mart" to buy some "Sprite".
      Just say you want some Micky D's before getting some coke at the store, already!

  • @jimr907
    @jimr907 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Another GREAT one from Matt!!!!!!! Love it!

  • @tiredofit4761
    @tiredofit4761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha Arkansan here. It’s THE Walmart or Wally World, Micky Ds, Dollar Store, Awful Waffle, Belks. So funny and true

  • @meridethhendry5733
    @meridethhendry5733 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You’re hilarious! So much fun to watch!

  • @terrylawson7378
    @terrylawson7378 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed this laugh today! Love it!

  • @coolcat3421
    @coolcat3421 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love your videos Matt! You never fail to put a smile on my face!

  • @CeriseGrist
    @CeriseGrist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm loving this one. You're hilarious Matt. Keep it goin.

  • @brysonprocter5246
    @brysonprocter5246 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I lost it when you roasted Vandy.🤣🤣🤣

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol! I had to rewind and watch part again because I have *never* heard anyone call that department store anything but “Belk’s”. 😂😂😂 I thought he had gotten one right! I’ve never looked at any sogns or seen ads because it’s al word of mouth advertising.
    “Heeeey! Cute shoes! Where did you get those?”
    “Girl! I got them on saw at Belk’s! They have the cutest stuff.”

  • @curtisstewart3179
    @curtisstewart3179 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody knows what is in a Dollar General until they get all the boxes unpacked. And since they never get all the boxes un packed....nobody knows what is really inside a Dollar General.
    Except for Little Debbie's. There is always Little Debbie's in Dollar General.

  • @gabynum1919
    @gabynum1919 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was preaching when he said “RAYmond Noodles” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nlaguins
    @nlaguins ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Definitely didn't think anything was wrong with Reese's 😂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL SAME!!!

    • @KaileeH
      @KaileeH ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's pronounced Ree-siz.

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha I even went back to listen a second time just to make sure. Sounded fine to this yankee 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some people call them "Reesie cups" here in MI too. I've always wondered where that nickname came from. Maybe now I know.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here.

  • @jeanaprewitt9658
    @jeanaprewitt9658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is "coke" the wrong answer for the lemon-lime beverage? Southern hospitality: "Do you want a coke?" "Sure." "We have Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Ne-hi."

  • @bascodelagamma
    @bascodelagamma ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DG - Founded in Kentucky. I am from the hometown of DG in south-central Kentucky. The corporate headquarters moved to Tennessee several years ago but DG got its start in KY.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Y’all really wanna claim it tho?

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I grew up a little ways from Scottsville, in Todd County. I never knew DG was founded in KY much less "close to home"

    • @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416
      @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alostrich Not much else to claim!

  • @benbrindley9405
    @benbrindley9405 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you brought out the awful waffle bit I actually started dying I dont think Ive ever heard anyone not saying the nickname

  • @joeyn7399
    @joeyn7399 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Keep ‘‘em coming bud. Great work as always.

  • @krash66
    @krash66 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's like we're not even speaking the same language!" TRUTH.

  • @frankkang8994
    @frankkang8994 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Important note: it isn’t “Belks” but “Belk’s” when we don’t call it Belk. Why? Because the department store was historically shopped by upper crust Southern families, who considered the store not simply as a brand department store, but the store owned by the Belk family. As the debutante culture is still alive and well in the South, many families still hold that same conception or have inherited it, and it has spread across the Southern lexicon. This, if you need a nice pair of formal shoes for your ball or gala anywhere South of the Mason-Dixon line, you’re going to “Belk’s.”

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back in the day when I was growing up in KY, we went to Parks-Belk and McNeal & Edwards. These 2 were in Clarksville and not very fancy. Nashville was big time: In order of fanciness from bottom to top: Harvey's, Castner-Knott, Cain-Sloan, and the creme de la creme Rich-Schwartz.(which was the fanciest store in Nashville - it was the Neiman's of Middle Tennessee) That would have been the Debutante store for certain!

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Around here we still call it Leggett’s

    • @alanlight7740
      @alanlight7740 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even in Monroe, North Carolina where the first store was established, people call it Belk's. Also in the Waxhaw area where the Belk family is from, even though Waxhaw itself is too small to have its own Belk's (though it did briefly have a store in the early 1900s).
      Before my family moved to the Waxhaw area when I was a kid I lived in Charlottesville where we had Leggett's. It's the same chain, but Belk's had a unique franchising model by which various franchisees established their own sub-chains with their own names, but using the Belk's back end and supply chain. This led to a number of curiosities, including I recall a Belk-Leggett's near the Virginia-North Carolina border - I'm thinking maybe Danville but it's been a long time so I can't recall for certain.

  • @dragon13azalea
    @dragon13azalea ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never heard my 4 year old giggle at any other video more than this one. 😂. You do such a great job on your videos. Keep up the great work!

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *thundercrack*
    “Ooh is that the lightning round?”
    “No we just got a severe thunderstorm warning and a tornado watch.”
    Edit: Tuscaloosa, two hours later, and now it’s clear skies. The entirety of the Cahaba River dumped on top of us in under 15 minutes, and now the clouds are gone.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same in Stone Mountain, Ga . LOL

  • @JenGa001
    @JenGa001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣😂💯 the absolute most accurate video you've ever made....well done Sir!!

  • @carltonbrown6508
    @carltonbrown6508 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Move that man to the championchips bracket!

  • @jonathannerz1696
    @jonathannerz1696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who grew up in Kentucky, I can identify with both southern tropes and Midwestern tropes.

  • @sabrinanelsen8660
    @sabrinanelsen8660 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gonna need to see the entire episode now Matt. 😂

  • @Noledad77
    @Noledad77 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew "Co-Cola" before he even said it!! Hilarious stuff, Matt!!

  • @greggsplaylist
    @greggsplaylist ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Midwesterner here and I got like half of the product ones wrong as well.

    • @melissalawson7803
      @melissalawson7803 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's cool. I've heard before "The only things differentiating the South from the Midwest are location and climate."

  • @andyatkins1
    @andyatkins1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt, you are my brother from another mother! Every. Single. Answer. Keep up the great work!

  • @RachelHS825
    @RachelHS825 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Really clever! Laughed out loud 😂

  • @BryonLape
    @BryonLape ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I done used to shop at the Wal-Marks on Chapnum Highway when I lived in Knoxville.

  • @Nothuman76
    @Nothuman76 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is real, "you want a coke?" "yes" "Which flavor?" "Sprite"

  • @JustElia420
    @JustElia420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Matt we love you, your stuff is still the ish.

  • @BinroWasRight
    @BinroWasRight ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ROFL!!! Hilarious as always. "Reesie" must be an Alabama thing. They're called Reese's cups/pieces in Texas.

    • @donniestoolthoughts9209
      @donniestoolthoughts9209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see how you spelled it, but how do you pronounce it?

    • @adambaldoni5491
      @adambaldoni5491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donniestoolthoughts9209 "Reese is"

    • @dreabia4759
      @dreabia4759 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adambaldoni5491that one was really tripping me up because I’m like how tf did he say that one wrong? I was not hearing it.

  • @TreasureDeal
    @TreasureDeal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "crack house" had me on the floor! 😂😂😂

  • @AcolyteBlaze
    @AcolyteBlaze ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm a Georgia boy, and I use all of these😂😂

  • @TheStrategistYT
    @TheStrategistYT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The nicknames were DEAD ACCURATE! My dad says just about all of them.

  • @KeilaBevins
    @KeilaBevins ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LOL THE CRACKHOUSE I CANT 😂🤣

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That got me good lmao

    • @ginafrye6216
      @ginafrye6216 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We call it the house of crack!😂