Iv’e watched the whole DVD on youtube of 1 hour and 50 mins. How does she manage 1 joke after another. They should prescribe this DVD on the NHS, such a tonic 🤣❤️
The joke about putting the bins out is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I first heard that joke a few years ago and EVERY TIME without fail I’ve put the bin out since I can’t help but smile.
Usually when I hear about a lady comic's boyfriend I spend the whole time thinking "damn you should maybe actually break up with him" and it kind of puts a damper on things but I really enjoy listening to you talk about your guy bc I don't think that and I get to fully enjoy myself lol
there were 4 of us guys living together, worked great, just don't touch anything that belongs to anyone else. This 1 day a call came down the hallway from the bathroom, "Who used the little orange towel" as it was wet. My mate calls back, that he did as his face-wash towel was on the line and to get over it, it's just a face-wash towel. "No, no it's not. It's my bum towel'!
@@Widdekuu91 ive always wondered about how people with a bidet got dry. I thought they might just use something like kitchen paper towel and put it in the bin.😅😅😅 I didn't think they'd use a special towel. I understand the digust in having a towel that's just wipe a half clean atse
The switch from "no nice way of saying this to you lovely people" to "certainly don't know why I'm telling you lot!" inside 30 seconds is such a subtle stroke of genius.
Mrs M is a very clever comedian and very good at her craft. The wife and I saw her at Hammersmith a couple of years ago and she literally raised the roof of the place up. Absolutely fantastic live act.
I moved from Dublin to NY to be with my now husband of 25 years. We really didn't know each other very well, and took a massive risk, but what made me realize he was absolutely the one for me, was on our first night when he held out his hand and said "pull my finger". I'm a VERY gassy gal from a VERY gassy family, and I don't think he really knew what he was in for, but God bless him, we're still together:) ps, I adore brussels sprouts, LOL
@Xyz Xyz We also involve our 2 sons in our competitions. I don't know what I'd do if we ever got divorced. I don't think there's another man who's steely enough to take me on!
@@pauldevlin9111 yes seriously 'Russel Howard' their two amazingly funny comedians, but they also talk about serious things that are happening in the world, their both light years ahead any comedian so sod off
Oh my gosh! I have very recently discovered Sarah here on You Tube!!! I can't remember when I have laughed so hard! I'm not from the UK so there are times I have no idea what she's talking about, but MOST of the time I get it. Thank you Sarah so much. You crack me up! I have incorporated "cake shelf" into my vocabulary! If you ever get to the US (Tennessee would be great) Ill be the one in the audience laughing the hardest! Your fella sounds like a sweetheart. 🙂
I'm from Queensland Australia but I watch a tonne of British comedy. I discovered Sarah a few years back on 8 out of 10 cats.(strongly recommend checking it out). She's so great. Also try Dara O briain. Also jimmy Carr. Another fantastic panel show is wilty (would I lie to you.) Fantasticly funny an reasonably PG . COULD DEFINITELY watch wilty around kids. At least the new series anyway. Hope you check it out and enjoy. Best wishes from Australia. Stay safe and happy
My grandmas a diabetic and she was having an episode in the middle of the night and my grandpa called the paramedics and when they got there my grandma wasnt really responding to their questions. Then they found she was wearing earplugs and her response was "my husband snores so much its the only way I'll fall asleep."
@@bookl0ver bless you for saying his name because as soon as I read the first one I almost lost it and now I know exactly who to look up now thank you XD ♡
Sarah, love...You’ve given me the divine relief of Laughter-on a bad pain day-when my pain medication is having little-to-no effect! (It is a very low dose because I’m afraid of it, but still...) Laughter (the love-child of spirit and sound effects), is what makes even this over-rated run of a life worth pretending to live. If we were in “The Wizard of Oz”, and I were the Scarecrow passing out awards, I’d present you with a Whoopie Cushion, to represent the Eternally Entertaining and/or Flatulent nature of your humor; and it would be my (rarely flatulent) honor to do so.
Hi Sarah, just wanted to say I love your comedy, your the finest funniest female bestest comedian ever. I love your stand up, your are who I would love as a best friend, neighbor, confidant, sister even, because I know my life would be so happy. But, I will have to settle for watching your stand up videos, and TH-cam videos. Love and hugz xxxxxxx
We’re currently finalising the international schedule of Sarah’s tour. You can join her mailing list via her website (www.sarahmillican.co.uk) to get the latest info. It’s the best way to hear about dates and tickets. #TSM
oh, what a day I've had, my lallies are crankin' and creakin' so it's time for a sit down, and who's here waiting for me, Sarah, so I'm a brew on and some of my home made Milano's plated ready for a giggle fest and a Happy Moment to make this Shit Day go the Fuck Away. Thanks Sarah, you really do deliver the best Goods.
Sarah you make my day, when I am down in the dumps. I just look for a video of you and you Make me laugh out loud and put a smile on my face so please keep up the good work I love the way you look the way you sound it is just brilliant looking forward to Hopefully seeing you live at some stage when you are in London.
I boarded a small ship " The Princess of Norway" in Ijmuiden expecting that it went to somewhere in Norway. Imagine my surprise when the next morning we docked in Newcastle, South Shields. Thousands of people all sounded like Sarah Millican. I remember going to the Europe car hire place and inquired about renting a Toyota Yaris. The lady (sounding like Sarah) said "Ohh no we donat hav eny BIG carz"
Honestly her fella sounds like a really good guy. She deserves him. She brings smiles all around the world.
@@clairebishop9835 oh damn! Didn't realise they were married! Two extremely funny people
Gary Delany is the lucky guy
That honking noise was amazing. xD
Best honk ever!
Cracks me up every time! xD
Nailed it, 👍👍👍
Hahah Laughing so hard everytime!
Squeaky horn into a microphone
I discovered Sarah late last year and I haven’t stopped laughing yet. She is just so wonderfully funny. She’s my favorite comic right now.
I love the way she makes the "oink" noise.
I love the horn sound !!
@@RelativeBadger Kudos to you for taking the time to tell two people they’re wrong about something, when you’re the one who’s wrong.
I love the look on the lady's face in the audience when Sarah says her boyfriend "went off list" for her birthday prezzie.
And the look on her mans face lol a little PTSD me thinks :-P
It was like he confessed to being a serial killer. 😀
Iv’e watched the whole DVD on youtube of 1 hour and 50 mins.
How does she manage 1 joke after another.
They should prescribe this DVD on the NHS, such a tonic 🤣❤️
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The joke about putting the bins out is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
I first heard that joke a few years ago and EVERY TIME without fail I’ve put the bin out since I can’t help but smile.
OMG the honk noises, I'm crying xD
She is addictive. A bit like liquorice... clears you out. She clears out my miseries (low mood)
Hello Liz Anderson, how are you doing today?
She’s just HILARIOUS - god I love her SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She just says EVERYTHING out loud that I’m thinking. And I, like her: PREFER living alone.
Haha “what? Like flying cars and that?”
Exactly.
So funny bruh
The part about the boyfriend "being tender" rubbing his leg on hers is way too relatable 😂 like no that's not nice it's scratchy!!
I'M JUST SHOWING YOU LOVE STOP MOVING YOUR LEGS AWAY ACCEPT THE SCRATCH
She is the best comedian ever. Always laugh so much I nearly cry
Usually when I hear about a lady comic's boyfriend I spend the whole time thinking "damn you should maybe actually break up with him" and it kind of puts a damper on things but I really enjoy listening to you talk about your guy bc I don't think that and I get to fully enjoy myself lol
there were 4 of us guys living together, worked great, just don't touch anything that belongs to anyone else. This 1 day a call came down the hallway from the bathroom, "Who used the little orange towel" as it was wet. My mate calls back, that he did as his face-wash towel was on the line and to get over it, it's just a face-wash towel. "No, no it's not. It's my bum towel'!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People have a special bum towel?
@@Mycenaea Fucking news to me too 😂🤣
I think people just need to wipe more thoroughly and actually wash their arse in the shower 🤔😂😅😩
@@Mycenaea people with bidets do. My aunt has one and when we visited, a friend wiped his hands on it.
@@Widdekuu91 ive always wondered about how people with a bidet got dry. I thought they might just use something like kitchen paper towel and put it in the bin.😅😅😅 I didn't think they'd use a special towel. I understand the digust in having a towel that's just wipe a half clean atse
Thanks for uploading Sarah. I realised that listening to you lifts my spirit so much it actually helps with anxiety attacks. A true genius!
The switch from "no nice way of saying this to you lovely people" to "certainly don't know why I'm telling you lot!" inside 30 seconds is such a subtle stroke of genius.
Always hurt from laughing every time I watch a Sarah Millican clip 🤣🤣🤣
.."No Love, you're exfoliatin'" 😂😂😂
Every time I watch one of your clips, I feel better, thank you.
I’ve been watching her videos during Covid lockdown,my stomach muscles actually hurt from laughing so hard! She’s so freaking funny 😆
Mrs M is a very clever comedian and very good at her craft. The wife and I saw her at Hammersmith a couple of years ago and she literally raised the roof of the place up.
Absolutely fantastic live act.
My future husband taught me how to freely fart. He has regretted it ever since. Bless him.
I moved from Dublin to NY to be with my now husband of 25 years. We really didn't know each other very well, and took a massive risk, but what made me realize he was absolutely the one for me, was on our first night when he held out his hand and said "pull my finger". I'm a VERY gassy gal from a VERY gassy family, and I don't think he really knew what he was in for, but God bless him, we're still together:)
ps, I adore brussels sprouts, LOL
@Xyz Xyz We also involve our 2 sons in our competitions. I don't know what I'd do if we ever got divorced. I don't think there's another man who's steely enough to take me on!
During quarantine, she has been essential. Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂
Sarah is my new favorite comedian. She's hysterically funny! 😂🤣😂
For reall! She is a whole mood
"I'll just take him to a blacksmith." Hilarious!
“Down...snares” lol she is so funny!!!
When Sarah told this to P. Diddy and Vince Vaughn on Graham Norton , I cried laughing. I almost peed on myself! 🙌😂 Amazingly hilarious!!
Yaaasssss! That was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!
Stephen Graham? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Came here to mention this story being on GN, P Diddy's face was unforgettable! 😆
Laughed so much I farted and my dog growled at me!!! 😂😂😂😂
I need more thumbs up!
yeah thats nice
😂😂😂
You're the kind of person that finds this funny. I get it now...
Jennifer Crull best comment 😂
So glad I came across these, make me laugh out loud. Really needed.
Hi Denise how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video - very funny. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael
One of the best comedians ever. Laughed so hard, I'm gonna retire hurt.
That noise…. honk 😂🤣
Her humour makes her freaking gorgeous!🥰
Sarah rocks! Now bring that stuff across the pond!
To Canada.
She has already been to Just For Laughs in Montreal so we just need more!
I was mid bite of my lunch when Sarah did those honking noises and I laughed so much I nearly chocked 😂
"no love you're exfoliating" oh my god
I love listening to you Sarah, you’re fantastic.
Hoopy account name. 👍
@@NewMessage Lol, my wife said the same :)
Thank you for making me laugh every night. I love your comedy. Hope to see you in Australia one day.
bloody love Sarah Millican
by far the best comedians are Sarah Millican and Russel Howard
Seriously? Russel Howard? Sarah is light years ahead. And she doesn’t need to be political like him
@@pauldevlin9111 yes seriously 'Russel Howard' their two amazingly funny comedians, but they also talk about serious things that are happening in the world, their both light years ahead any comedian so sod off
The honking horn sound is perfection!
Oh my gosh! I have very recently discovered Sarah here on You Tube!!! I can't remember when I have laughed so hard! I'm not from the UK so there are times I have no idea what she's talking about, but MOST of the time I get it. Thank you Sarah so much. You crack me up! I have incorporated "cake shelf" into my vocabulary! If you ever get to the US (Tennessee would be great) Ill be the one in the audience laughing the hardest! Your fella sounds like a sweetheart. 🙂
I'm from Queensland Australia but I watch a tonne of British comedy. I discovered Sarah a few years back on 8 out of 10 cats.(strongly recommend checking it out). She's so great. Also try Dara O briain. Also jimmy Carr. Another fantastic panel show is wilty (would I lie to you.) Fantasticly funny an reasonably PG . COULD DEFINITELY watch wilty around kids. At least the new series anyway. Hope you check it out and enjoy. Best wishes from Australia. Stay safe and happy
I Love her voice and accent.
What an incredibly funny lady. She has stories we all identify with. Love her delivery
My grandmas a diabetic and she was having an episode in the middle of the night and my grandpa called the paramedics and when they got there my grandma wasnt really responding to their questions. Then they found she was wearing earplugs and her response was "my husband snores so much its the only way I'll fall asleep."
The best delivery possible 💖
Owl-like feet? He should go on Britain's Got Tallons.
ROFL! 🤣
Boom-Boom
It's so much better when you discover her other half is also a comedian. :D
I just looked it up because I did not know that and her partner is bloody Gary Delaney. Madness.
I love her stuff but I have to agree it's so much funnier knowing that her husband is Gary Delaney 😂
@@bookl0ver bless you for saying his name because as soon as I read the first one I almost lost it and now I know exactly who to look up now thank you XD ♡
So she's half a person, is Sarah?
@@kalikalimai1 huh? "Her other half" is an expression for her partner/husband
Sarah is unbelievably funny, she had me in stitches
I absolutely love Sarah and i think that she is probably the funniest woman on the planet ❤
omg im crying of laughing lol . i think this is my favorite so far. the owl with the exfoliator lolololoolol
I laughed all the way through this. Some hilarious lines :)
Sarah, love...You’ve given me the divine relief of Laughter-on a bad pain day-when my pain medication is having little-to-no effect! (It is a very low dose because I’m afraid of it, but still...) Laughter (the love-child of spirit and sound effects), is what makes even this over-rated run of a life worth pretending to live. If we were in “The Wizard of Oz”, and I were the Scarecrow passing out awards, I’d present you with a Whoopie Cushion, to represent the Eternally Entertaining and/or Flatulent nature of your humor; and it would be my (rarely flatulent) honor to do so.
Me too! Got facet Injections in my back. This morning the pain is more than the drugs can handle. Sarah you helped a lot. Thanks 😊!
Hi Sarah, just wanted to say I love your comedy, your the finest funniest female bestest comedian ever. I love your stand up, your are who I would love as a best friend, neighbor, confidant, sister even, because I know my life would be so happy. But, I will have to settle for watching your stand up videos, and TH-cam videos. Love and hugz xxxxxxx
Hello Elaine, how are you doing today?
😂😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious, i cracked up at 'bum towel'
Ewww... Smell his bum on the towel lol.. ew
One funny lady. I enjoy her comedy immensely.😂🤣👍🏼
Class, top shelf comedy.👍❣
Sarah, you make me happy EVERY time!
Your comedy is awesome! I think my neighbours might be concerned with all my laughing. Hope to see you in AU when things are more normal.
We’re currently finalising the international schedule of Sarah’s tour. You can join her mailing list via her website (www.sarahmillican.co.uk) to get the latest info. It’s the best way to hear about dates and tickets. #TSM
oh, what a day I've had, my lallies are crankin' and creakin' so it's time for a sit down, and who's here waiting for me, Sarah, so I'm a brew on and some of my home made Milano's plated ready for a giggle fest and a Happy Moment to make this Shit Day go the Fuck Away. Thanks Sarah, you really do deliver the best Goods.
Brilliant as usual!
That's because it's a GreenHouse, Love.
OMG
still laughing.
"The emails and dishes can wait a bit longer"
No love they've been waiting for way too long now 😂
Sarah has kept me laughing through lockdown, thank you
I have to do injections on myself for medical reasons and I had to pause this one so that I didn’t accidentally move laughing and do the wrong spot😂
I spit my coffee with her downstairs voice!
Yay another video - thank you
There's some one working one the boiler and all he can here is me laughing
“If it were a gay bed, it’d have shackles!” She ain’t wrong tho.
She looks so innocent 😂
Sarah. You are a star! Fantastic comedy....Haven't laughed sooo much for ages!!!
Very funny and thanks for bringing it laughter in my life.
You're so free with with your material and we all love you for it. Love you. Thanks, my love.
Love your comedy. Thank you for making lockdown in Ontario bearable. 🇨🇦👍🤪.
I love her so much. She is a member of my tribe.
Sarah and Jimmy Carr can work an audience like no others
Luv you Sarah, watching you every morning to give me laugh to start the day xxx
Best female comedian out there!
Sarah is awesome lmao. Always loved seeing her in countdown.
Your a breath of fresh air Sarah.. love it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Hilarious I love the accent and English references.
Sarah is sooo funny, even though I misunderstand about 5% of her Northern speech.
I am just dying with laughter, thank you Sarah.
Everytime I hear the end of one of your videos I swear you could be related to winnie the pooh! That voice is so close to me.
Sarah you make my day, when I am down in the dumps. I just look for a video of you and you Make me laugh out loud and put a smile on my face so please keep up the good work I love the way you look the way you sound it is just brilliant looking forward to Hopefully seeing you live at some stage when you are in London.
You are a gift. Thank you for your creativity.
Can she actually make that noise? It’s funny but sort of odd 😅
Loved Sarah! Thanks for that!
Love your work.
I'm Dutch and consider you a British National Treasure.
I'm an American and I 100% agree.
I boarded a small ship " The Princess of Norway" in Ijmuiden expecting that it went to somewhere in Norway. Imagine my surprise when the next morning we docked in Newcastle, South Shields. Thousands of people all sounded like Sarah Millican. I remember going to the Europe car hire place and inquired about renting a Toyota Yaris. The lady (sounding like Sarah) said "Ohh no we donat hav eny BIG carz"
Also Dutch, also agree!
thank you so much for making me laugh a lot
You’re one funny chick! Love your material.
Laughed so hard I shat myself.
I love your stories
Laughed till I cried
This is perfect .....just found this.
Funniest woman on the planet!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my happy place. 😊
I feel bad that I started a conversation with my wife about flying cars before the video even ended.
Laughing so hard, my coworkers are wondering what the hell I'm watching.
A Lady at church asked if I could recommend Sarah Millican, in this case I had to say no !! I love Sarah's comedy but she would be shocked!!
I love her, even when I can't understand parts of it!! Love from Arizona, usa!!!