@@perkosherrigh7243 um there are no questions ... It's countdown not wilty or Qi... They film and improv about three to four hours and cut it down. There is behind the scenes stuff for years... Ppl are weird... "I'm going to go make up stuff even though thousands of ppl will know I'm wrong since I'm talking out my ass"
@@marcsidanparker2373 it’s probably not though. More likely a reference to the facts that 1) certain dialects of English pronounce ’th’ very much like ’f’, and 2) that there really is such a thing in education that is referred to as the three basic skills, the three Rs: reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Alan is literally the best guest team captain(sorry Lee) and the only one I'd accept as permanent replacement for Jon or Sean. He's that good. One of funniest people on the circuit! Shame they didn't include the Elton John parody tho
The way he just switches when he’s talking about the bungee jumping 😂 makes me cry of laughter. One of the few comedians who made Sean cry of laughter. Protect Alan at all costs!
@Mythical Reid It's in his at large comedy special he is talking about his performance at Kensington palace, Elton John warns him not to bend over in front of him.
I’m in America and I must say, I have really enjoyed watching all of the British comedians these pats 6 * months. All of u guys are hilarious. 😂. Your not like the comedians here. You cuss but it’s not forced every second word. And it’s always the fu*k word. All of them have wore it out. Easy laugh for them.
People had dog sh💩t hygiene practices before covid. Even still they’re very lax. But I’m so glad there’s more hygiene going around. I don’t mind dirt or bacteria, but I don’t want your snotty ear wax on my food.
Is it just me or do all of our favorites happen to be people who make Sean hold his pancreas in pure laughing joy lol, Alan is still so underrated as a thoroughly funny fucker (also who else knew that as soon as he mentioned a betting shop that Sean would lose it? lol)
Alan is very quick witted and funny with the one liners and comebacks on 8OO10CDC, much more so than the set piece comedy stuff he does, he should do more panel show work where he gets to bounce jokes off others he's really good at it.
That Auckland hotel sounds like a TERRIBLE place to go sleepwalking. I mean, long before you get tethered up, the people running the jump would have made sure you're awake, but it still puts the image in my dopey little mind of someone (Alan) sleepwalking into such a situation only to be woken up by their inner-ears sounding the alarms as they fall. 😆
One of my favorite Alan lines is I think when Lee Mack is also on and Jimmy says some sort of Joke, i don't remember what it was, and Lee commented that the Joke wasn't correct, and then Alan off camera goes "or funny..."
What's your favourite Alan Carr moment?
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Finally, I am at peace! Thank you C4. ❤️
Bloody love 💖 all of the cast gotta say sorry jimmy but my favorite is ........ All of yas 😂✋💗🙌
There's really no choosing, but things with him do go especially right when they go very very wrong LOLOL!
I just LOVE A.C. but out of all that greatness, for one the Elton John thing is great. But they all are.
OPTICALAN
The thing I love about Alan Carr is just how genuine and quick he is with his jokes.
They all know the questions coming like 😂 it’s all pre arranged
When I turn over and realise he's a guest, I turn it off again!
@@perkosherrigh7243 um there are no questions ... It's countdown not wilty or Qi... They film and improv about three to four hours and cut it down. There is behind the scenes stuff for years... Ppl are weird... "I'm going to go make up stuff even though thousands of ppl will know I'm wrong since I'm talking out my ass"
“Even I’m getting a semi” makes me laugh like an idiot every time I watch it. Easily my favourite one-liner of his.
To be honest that's the only one liner he has.
@@xcruciator2269 it’s really not
Eeeuuwwwww
Timestamp?
“The confettis rocks know what I’m sayin” IM STEALING THAT
Omg i spat my tea! Such a great line!
The bit about the hotel in Auckland had me in stitches 😂
it's a bit crazy when you're having lunch and every few minutes you see people bungee jumping past your window
I haven't laughed that hard in months. I had to re-watch it to see if it was actually that funny 😂😂
It's a shame they think New Zealand is part of Australia though 😅
It was great. Not to mention seeing Sean actually laugh automatically makes me chuckle
It’s true tho, you walk around by Skycity and get a massive fright cause someone’s plummeted down 😂
Alan: Can you help me love? Help me make a word.
Joe: No
*That's the spirit*
A sassy gay and a sassy bi on the same team is chaotic good made real
"The two F's - fat and thick" gets me every time, such an underrated joke. :D
Andreas karlsson fat and fick!🤦♀️
@@drwoo6090 I assume it's about a bad grade being an F
@@heartcrafts3426 Naawe, stop being so jealous just because said comedian is successfull and youre just an internet troll. ~~
@@marcsidanparker2373 it’s probably not though. More likely a reference to the facts that 1) certain dialects of English pronounce ’th’ very much like ’f’, and 2) that there really is such a thing in education that is referred to as the three basic skills, the three Rs: reading, writing, and arithmetic.
@@heartcrafts3426 ok? Dunno what youre responding to
“They’ve gotta be seen together to make sense.”
Pure gold.
21:24 “And I like my women like I like my steak... rare”
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS
Ali kadf Ali İsmail oh piss off
@@alikadfaliismail2833 get a life ya pervert
when sean and alan were in the blindfolds i actually started sobbing because i was laughing so much
“It’s Alan dear IT’S ALAN I’ve come to see you today” My stomach hurts 😂
that bungee jump thing in Auckland is pretty unnerving the first time you see people flying past the windows
It's gone, now.
For now.
Absolutely brilliant. And also brings back memories of our late and truly great Sean Lock, to whose family I wish the absolute best.
So much chaotic energy… I love it!
you know when Alan carr is gonna be on that it's gonna be funny
Na I find him really annoying
@@asherloat8570 ahh don't be like that
@@markwarren38 I mean, he can be funny. I mostly find his voice and the way he talks annoying
Asher Loat we find you annoying
I mean, he can get a belly laugh out of Sean Lock (5:10), that's no small task
Alan Carr is a bloody gem, love watching him so much, I’m always in tears. 🤣
Alan always lightened the mood of 8 Out of 10 Cats.
Alan Carr is a National Treasure
Also an international one ;-)
I love Alan his delivery is just brilliant
Alan is literally the best guest team captain(sorry Lee) and the only one I'd accept as permanent replacement for Jon or Sean. He's that good. One of funniest people on the circuit!
Shame they didn't include the Elton John parody tho
@Karl Papp To each his own mate.
@Karl Papp Alan's pretty funny. Not easy on the eyes but amusing enough 😊
It's okay And the worst by 1,000,000 miles is the Irish woman ailing whatever her name is
Richard Aoyade
wow i couldnt disagree more, his jokes are unfunny 75% of the time
"You've got Kylie, Heston Blumenthal, Gok Wan, Rose West....."
😂😂😂😂
“And as for the cake…” tickled me so much more than it should hahah
Jimmy- "You can use your tongues"
Alan- "Oh please!"
I love that man! He's hilarious!
The way he just switches when he’s talking about the bungee jumping 😂 makes me cry of laughter. One of the few comedians who made Sean cry of laughter. Protect Alan at all costs!
Protect him from what? Parasocial relationships?
I love how much you can tell Sean loves Alan. Always put a smile on his face.
I was watching this with people around and this gave me such a case of the giggles
Same xD
the modesty curtain tho ahahah we need more of him
Jimmy: Alan, don't wander off
Alan: 'Ere, that's like the other night, init?
Sean: Imagine that with about 7 litres of pinot grigio inside him...
Alan’s betting shop glasses was Sean’s perfect brand of comedy.
I'd be quite happy for Alan to become a permanent team captain
18:11 I love how even the muscular dude, who usually do a very good job at not reaction, starts to smile and laugh in the background
The blindfold round was absolutely ridiculous 😂✌️
"How shit is this hotel?!?!" My God its SOO funny
There's so much chaos at 9:40 and I love it.
Alan has to be one of the funniest comedians on this planet.
Alan Carr is a national treasure!
"so you recently got divorced"😂😂😬😬
I feel like if Alan Carr and Elton John met they'd get on like a house on fire
If the Jack Whitehall story about Elton is true, I bet you're right.
@@azylum1979 What's the Jack Whitehall story? I don't think I've heard of it
@Mythical Reid It's in his at large comedy special he is talking about his performance at Kensington palace, Elton John warns him not to bend over in front of him.
@@azylum1979 Oh!.... I get it now
I adore this man so much.
4:47 I love the picture that he paints I can imagine him freaking out lol
It was so funny how he wore his glasses over his blindfold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Allan Carr is a real tonic ♥️♥️♥️🏴🏴🏴
Sean: "is it Hair?"
Alan: "it has 8 letters"
Sean: "WIG!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
my god that blindfold bit had me in TEARS laughing
I love that bunjee jumping story
"Dolce & Banana" that's all.
3:05 "So, you recently got divorced"...... oooof. Jimmy called it..
Just WHEEZING laughing, he's priceless!
I absolutely adore this man.
Seans cake was apple-grumble.
That's hilarious, right before Catharine yelled OH SEAN! When he fucked up the pie, I yelled OH SEAN as well and I've never seen that clip before lol
Great clips. Only one missing is when he had the same dress as Susie.
They’re my balls, not Richard and Judy!!😂😂
I genuinely love Alan Carr 😂
I like Alan. You can tell he writes his own material.
Lol he's talking about the sky tower in Auckland, proud new zealander right here😉
The look of disgust on Alan Carr's face after licking Johnny Vegas has me in stitches every time,
😆 🤣 😂 Alan is nuts... that was a good watch 😆 brilliant 😎
"They say that eyes are the windows to the soul. Well why not add the mystery of a betting shop?"
Absolutely pissed myself laughing😂😂
Alan Carr you are legend . You don’t have to say anything and I’m in stitches
This compilation is gold
Rip Sean you will always be a legend
Its nice Jimmy brings his sister on the show , 😁
Who Asked? Maxine Carr was on the show?
@@Bart-tk9um I thought her name was Alan?
Georgia Thompson is the whoosh for me? i havent even been whooshed
@@georgiagrace190 No you was right he didn't get the joke you have no reason to apologise
Who Asked? no i did get the joke, i just didn’t need to say “haha funny joke, here’s my own” before i added mine
Jimmy Cah-ah-ah-ah-arr!
The betting shop specs took me right back to the 1970's as a nipper, so bloody funny.
Been waiting too long for an Alan completion I am supposed to be seeing his new tour in October
The funny thing is, the face that pops out of the GC clock actually looks like Scarlet Moffett. 😆
I love the idea that Rose West has her own spectacles range. 😂😂😂😂
Well the divorce joke is no longer a joke
Poor Alan I hope he’s doing okay
What happened?
@@Ali-sx7cnHe actually got divorced last year he was with someone for 13 years and married to him 3 years
I’m in America and I must say, I have really enjoyed watching all of the British comedians these pats 6 * months. All of u guys are hilarious. 😂.
Your not like the comedians here. You cuss but it’s not forced every second word. And it’s always the fu*k word. All of them have wore it out.
Easy laugh for them.
God Alan makes me laugh like no other, damn
11:43 jimmy wiping down the horn. he was ahead of the curve on covid
People who wouldn’t do that pre covid are disgusting
People had dog sh💩t hygiene practices before covid. Even still they’re very lax. But I’m so glad there’s more hygiene going around. I don’t mind dirt or bacteria, but I don’t want your snotty ear wax on my food.
I LOVE ALAN HE IS DEFINITELY HILARIOUS I WANT TO SEE HIM ON RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE
Oh Alan. I love seeing that this is just his regular personality
Awww Sean lock ❤️❤️❤️ RIP Sean
@9:40 the way she throws the fork is so funny.
I talk in me sleep, I pisss the bed, BUT I NEVER...... lol
10:04 Alans been in a terrible Carr accident.
3:59 Rachel looking like an absolute snack omg
my life wouldn't be complete with out Mr Alan
See I need both Carr’s in my life then it’s complete 😊
Rose west glasses range 😂😂😂 decked!!!
Is it just me or do all of our favorites happen to be people who make Sean hold his pancreas in pure laughing joy lol, Alan is still so underrated as a thoroughly funny fucker (also who else knew that as soon as he mentioned a betting shop that Sean would lose it? lol)
Bungee jumping tower in Australia kills me every time 😂
I love Alan 😂
18:16 , Sean Lock back on the building site, taking no shit lmaoo
"This is what they do at Guantanamo"😂😂
This was amazing 😂😂
21:15 yes that is the joke, thanks for explaining the humour there
OMG! This is the best!!! Lol
Alan is very quick witted and funny with the one liners and comebacks on 8OO10CDC, much more so than the set piece comedy stuff he does, he should do more panel show work where he gets to bounce jokes off others he's really good at it.
Jimmys ‘you recently got divorced’ joke hasn’t aged well😬
That Auckland hotel sounds like a TERRIBLE place to go sleepwalking. I mean, long before you get tethered up, the people running the jump would have made sure you're awake, but it still puts the image in my dopey little mind of someone (Alan) sleepwalking into such a situation only to be woken up by their inner-ears sounding the alarms as they fall. 😆
15:36 You can get tapeworm from these glasses.
That divorce joke aged like milk, didn't it?
Alan at 5:55 is hilarious 🤣
That ending 😂
One of my favorite Alan lines is I think when Lee Mack is also on and Jimmy says some sort of Joke, i don't remember what it was, and Lee commented that the Joke wasn't correct, and then Alan off camera goes "or funny..."
something about "i didn't think that joke was your style because it's actually ___" and alan says "and funny" iirc
dolce & banana and jimmys laugh😭
Alans a genius 😀