There's a movie on Netflix about turning into a cat, you should check it out if you haven't yet😊 here you go: www.netflix.com/title/81281872?s=i&trkid=13747225
*Me a baby witch* Honestly its mostly being suffocated in pets and affection and then me yelling at you to get off my spell table cuz youve already knocked over and broken one of my potions in the past
Me: * calmly watching the beginning of the video * Video: pspspspspsps- * hears distant thud * Me: ??? My cat: * burst into my room and on to my bed * *WHO SUMMONED ME!?!?!* Me: *u n h o l y s c r e e c h*
Salem:" Don't knock anything off the table..." Me being the clumsy idiot that I am Me as a cat:" Yeah sure" 2. 5 seconds later. Accidentally knocks off a candle stick.
… Yo. My dude. My good sir. My good dude. You… have… THE most soothing voice I have had the honor of listening to. (Like, highkey if you recorded audiobooks too I would listen to them in a heartbeat.) Thank you for being awesome!
Out of all the witches you have voiced, Cardamon was by far my favourite. So calming, helpful and charming. I can't wait to be a kitten familiar to him. After all he helped me in my time of need, so it's fair to return the favour. Love the channel, keep up the spelltacular work. 💖
I was listening to this in my room (without headphones) with my cat. First off when he heard ‘pspspsps’ he immediately responded and then even he became very relaxed by the sound of your voice and he slept very well. Note: my old cat has a lot of trouble sleeping nowadays (like insomnia) even though he’s a cat, but is was nice to see.
This familiar is over here making up an entire focus, and Cardemom knows they hate being demeaned like... like a common house pet. For real, though, this was delightful ^-^
0:07 Oh you know, just causing absolute chaos and destruction in one of your precious ingredients cabinets. Y'know, the one that you filled exclusively with glassware? Yeah, that one. Oh! You're out of petrified mice by the way. You should really get on that...
awwwwww i’ve always wanted to be a familiar like just vibe around while hanging out with like a hot goth witchy gf or super adorable lil guy like this just GOALS
This actually made me feel really valuable and useful. I always feel like i'm around for no reason, like no one wants me around even though I know it isn't true, and I always feel super dumb so this was kinda really awesome :')
Genuinely thinking about this though, if it’s a deity of thorns, my first thought would be thorns on flowering plants, which brings to mind the idea of balance. Stuff like “every rose has its thorns” and what have you, so if I were working on something like this I’d probably try to tie in functions of nature that balance each other out. Similar with the silence before a clap of thunder, the lack of sound is just as important as the sound itself, just as darkness is just as crucial as the light. Again, balance seems important to the deity. I’m hardly experienced enough to be making such comments but I thought I’d ramble about it anyways. Thanks for the awesome video Salem!
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Did this man just “pspspsps” me?
How dare
Deadass
Tch no respect for well mannered cats!
So Rude
I think he did just *pspspspsp* us-
Witch: pspspspsps
Me, a cat: *i am speed*
Witch: pspspspsps
Me as a cat: hello I an enderman now and back
Witch: _You have such the stereotypical Feline attitude sometimes_
Me as a cat: *Feed Me*
baresuper
Me as a cat: *pushes everything off tables*
Me as a cat: *GIVE ME NOM NOMS*
Garfield intensifies
Me as a cat: give me cuddles or I will scratch your face off
Me as a cat: *sleeps on any furniture known to man* if I fits I sits
Seriously though, who wouldn't want to be a cat? My fluffy boy rules the house, sleeps all day, and gets food when he yells, what a life!
@@shaynaf8147 Woo cat club! 🐱
I would like to be apart of this "Cat Club" you speak of
@@hunibuni6208 memberships are open! 🐱
CheruChan Welp now I'm apart of it
Same withy cat she's basically runs the house little brat😒
due to recent events i shall be shapeshifitng into a cat and never shapeshift back
what if u wanna shift into a bird to peck out someones eyes
laterlamp lampylamp i shall claw them out with my cat claws
Mrow bitches
What if you want to shift into a human and rip there guts out
There's a movie on Netflix about turning into a cat, you should check it out if you haven't yet😊 here you go: www.netflix.com/title/81281872?s=i&trkid=13747225
Salem: Kitty~
My heart: ERROR.404
My mind immediately went to 707 🤣
_kekekeke_ Definitely best compliment I’ve received
Kitty.exe has stopped working
Well I wanna be a neko. Is that weird?? But I'm a dog person
@@neons.hairclip You must be another 606? You must be getting some Mystic Messages too!!
ah yes, i’ve always dreamed of becoming a cat. my ideal form.
I know how you feel!!
I shall protect you from those who call you a furry.
Same
You get to get high off catnip be a snarky sarcastic a** hole and be loved and pet for it
@@cameraman4549 welp i guess that's my cue
*sheathes finaliam blade* you caught me
This guy: *calls me my name*
Me: *doesn't come*
Him: pspspsps
Me: *_Z O O M_*
I- deadass 🤣✋☠️
*N Y O O M*
The "pspspspsps" I actually went to get up and look for that noise because me being semi insane I thought I heard it downstairs
Same tho
i actually respond to stuff like that ngl XD
Phantoms Flames same
I feel like being a witch's familiar would be an existence of pure chaos most of the time.
yup
me as a cat: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Me a baby witch* Honestly its mostly being suffocated in pets and affection and then me yelling at you to get off my spell table cuz youve already knocked over and broken one of my potions in the past
@Empress Coleman ehh I havent been practicing long, Im happy you think so though thank you!
@Empress Coleman Im not great at mediation yet my adhd makes it difficult. and Incant be up at 3am cuz i get up for work at 4:30 so no i dont XD
The witch: pspspsps~
Me as a cat: WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE QUEEN!?
that first "kitty~" sounded EXACTLY like someone i know and it scared me because i thought he was behind me
Yagami yato-
@@depressoexpsresso1315 NO-😭
I feel you it happen to me once and I think it was just a simple Hi and I was so scared
Me: * calmly watching the beginning of the video *
Video: pspspspspsps-
* hears distant thud *
Me: ???
My cat: * burst into my room and on to my bed * *WHO SUMMONED ME!?!?!*
Me: *u n h o l y s c r e e c h*
WHO THE F*CK SAID *PSPSPS?!*
I like this sort of “slice of life”-type stories. I like to hear preestablished character working without the Witch!MC. It it’s nice. Well done Salem!
Salem:" Don't knock anything off the table..."
Me being the clumsy idiot that I am
Me as a cat:" Yeah sure"
2. 5 seconds later. Accidentally knocks off a candle stick.
… Yo. My dude. My good sir. My good dude. You… have… THE most soothing voice I have had the honor of listening to. (Like, highkey if you recorded audiobooks too I would listen to them in a heartbeat.) Thank you for being awesome!
I would listen to that too
I have one word for this: wholesome.
Out of all the witches you have voiced, Cardamon was by far my favourite. So calming, helpful and charming. I can't wait to be a kitten familiar to him. After all he helped me in my time of need, so it's fair to return the favour. Love the channel, keep up the spelltacular work. 💖
I see what you did there ¬w¬
Me : I like to think I'm a dignified man
Salem : You're my little kitty.
Me : Okay nevermind, I'm a cat now
Witch: pspspspsps~
Kitty: *INTENSELY PET ME~OW!!*
P U N S
I am literally staying up waiting for this to come out so i can sleep happily while listening to your beautiful voice♥️♥️
I was listening to this in my room (without headphones) with my cat. First off when he heard ‘pspspsps’ he immediately responded and then even he became very relaxed by the sound of your voice and he slept very well.
Note: my old cat has a lot of trouble sleeping nowadays (like insomnia) even though he’s a cat, but is was nice to see.
5:43 I’m pretty sure he played a low frequency sound that sends signals to the brain for instant relaxation
You sure you're not talking about the purr?
This familiar is over here making up an entire focus, and Cardemom knows they hate being demeaned like... like a common house pet.
For real, though, this was delightful ^-^
0:07 Oh you know, just causing absolute chaos and destruction in one of your precious ingredients cabinets. Y'know, the one that you filled exclusively with glassware? Yeah, that one. Oh! You're out of petrified mice by the way. You should really get on that...
Can’t wait to fall asleep to this, your videos always calm me down before bed 💕
I've already listened this through like ten times and honestly, I'm not about to stop bcs this is great.
Me, has cat like tendencies: "Nya!"
I love audios where the listener is a cat. ☺️
Same, makes me feel special
There so rare it’s anoying!
Ive a friend who says meow in her sentences and it gives me so much life. Like shes all, "Ok I'm heading over right meow" and Im living for it
awwwwww i’ve always wanted to be a familiar
like just vibe around while hanging out with like a hot goth witchy gf or super adorable lil guy like this just GOALS
I WAS LISTENING TO THIS AND WHEN THE PURRING STARTED MY CAT LOOKED AT ME WITH THE MOST OFFENDED STARE
them: "as long as you dont knock anything off the table"
me, looking at my paws in power: i can do that....
The beginning sounds like my mum trying to wake me up, expect she's alot louder
Yes, my mom too screams "KITTY PSPSPSPSPS KITTTYYYYYYYYY" in the morning
you always gotta appreciate a new upload
This actually made me feel really valuable and useful. I always feel like i'm around for no reason, like no one wants me around even though I know it isn't true, and I always feel super dumb so this was kinda really awesome :')
I knew I was an apprentice kitty.
I'm sorry i like warrior cats- _is that a warriors reference?_
Only fully listened to this one after the recent "Blessed by a kind God" vid and im inlove with how you string all of these stories together
well this is my first audio i've heard from you. & it's pretty good. i already subscribed 😭💜💜💜
I’ve literally listened to this audio every night since it came out and have had the best sleep every time! Thank you so much I love this audio! 💕❤️✨
Witch: as long as you don't knock anything down
Every cat in existence: ima end this man's whole career
I’m curious are we a actually cat OR a human with cat ears and a tail
I am genuinely curious hmmm
Is anyone else watching these at midnight to 3am
Yeah
I wish I could be a Neko in real life 😞😭😞
@Luna Moon UwU. Same
@@zombie_cookie425 I now I now TuT
How about 2:30am?-
It’s so sad that I can only dream of this coming true. 😔🥺😔😭
I sleep the best on Thursdays because of you Salem!
As someone who has cat like mindset and mood,I am happy when I hear the pspsps and can't help but smile at being called kitty
Salem: Kitty ☆
Me: WTFGHGFCVJIHGCV
*RougeAckerman.exe.has.stopped.working.
Nice to see Cardamon back, and oooh this is a good one... ah, your voice, just what I needed at bedtime.
Why is this my comfort audio--
Your voice with the rain in the background is so calming.
I love this so much!! I need more witch familiar videos!! They're so calming.
Me: *yawns*
Witch: "Aww what a big yawn."
Me: "Bitch what"
5:33 him: *pets me* Me: *Feels him petting me with out him being there* ???????
* yawning *
“Aw such a big yawn”
How the-
Him:you have such sterotypical cat attitude sometimes
Me: *enderman noises*
I can tell you had a lot of fun doin this. I have 2 cats i recently got and theyre both teething, but you cant help but love cats
Witch: spspspsp
Me: new body, who dis?
Love this channel so much it’s always great to see an upload
I love this audio, it makes me feel so small and taken care of
I would love a part 2 its so wholesome and relaxing
Omg, is this referencing the listener who summoned the incubus by accident? I love this world building.
The guy that awoke a demon : Pspspspsps
me: *peace was never an option O-O*
I've missed this boi ❤
I will gladly be a feline familiar for him 🐱💕
When you call a cat by its name: _-_
When you day "pspspspsps" to a cat : °-° 👀👀👀
I'll never know what this is about because I always fall asleep too fast to it
Thank you, love your voice
"pspspsps~"
pops up behind him
you rang 🧍
this was so adorable im melting
Salem: Kitty~ Come here~
Me as a cat: GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
I- _aaaaaaaa_
I’m breaking my stealth alt to say that I feel VERY TARGETED
Why did the psppsp make me so happy? Am I a cat? Honestly probably
Why do i enjoy this so much? Time to rp as a cat on wattpad
Genuinely thinking about this though, if it’s a deity of thorns, my first thought would be thorns on flowering plants, which brings to mind the idea of balance. Stuff like “every rose has its thorns” and what have you, so if I were working on something like this I’d probably try to tie in functions of nature that balance each other out.
Similar with the silence before a clap of thunder, the lack of sound is just as important as the sound itself, just as darkness is just as crucial as the light.
Again, balance seems important to the deity.
I’m hardly experienced enough to be making such comments but I thought I’d ramble about it anyways.
Thanks for the awesome video Salem!
*i am comfortable with the atmosphere we have created in the studio today.*
As a witch this is just- so good, thank you for this -Can
whenever I listen to this I zone out and nearly fall asleep
Salem: pspspspss
me: you have summoned me, what is it that you need
Cardamom! I missed you! 🥰 but please don’t wake me. 🥱💖 thanks.
“Pspspsps”
*My time has come*
*WHO HAS PSPSPSPED ME????*
My name is Kat and my family and friends call me Kitty so these are always fun to listen to!
Oh I really loved this, i need more 😭😭
You voice is gold
I'm watching this before school and I don't wanna leave my room anymore because I just wanna listen to it asmr
You're telling me that I cannot knock anything off the table? You fool I am a cat. I do whatever I wish!
omg this is adorable
Things i learned from this video : I Really Really like being called kitty 💖
I WANT to be a kitty
Is it a coincidence that my cat’s sleeping in bed with me? Maybe 🥰😽 is he snoring? Y U P
My kitten fell asleep on my bed next to me too
Him: Don't knok anything down
Me, a cat: b-b-but I wanna knok the stuff you have sett up.
Tbh, I want some kind of part 2 to this
I happy stimmed because this was SUPER CUTE AAAGGHH
The way my ears as a cat would twitch finding the origins of the
Pspspsps
why do i feel unbridled joy roleplaying as a cat?
Ikrrr it's so relaxing
Him:were you sleeping
Me:Yup I was sleeping I totally wasn't doing drugs
i lost my everything in the "pspspspsp"
I realized drinking coffee when I want to sleep is a bad idea
So here I am again
hyu hyu hyu....audio is crisp as potato chips
When it buffers
Dreams come true I'm a cat! Next step is the *World Domination*
I love this ❤
Love it
And i just woke up.......perfect timing
Witch: *haz Familiar*
Me: *A psuedo-dragon*
Witch: *Gives Scritches*
Me: *Cat-like purrs with blushy scales*
Ahhh finally a ASMR fot cats like me
Rare to find those around here
yes i am your kitty