Friend: "what's your type" Me: "idk" Me in my head: "Pretty anime boys with really colorful hair that are very sweet to you" Friends: "you sure-" Me: "YES I'M SURE"
totally not stalking but spoopy, you and i are subscribed to several very specific channels; a few destiny people, a few asmrists, and most surprisignly TheVolgun also you are valid and loved don't let anyone tell you otherwise
“I find a lot of my costumers like to close their eyes and drift off during this process.” *Me, who’s already closing my eyes and drifting off during this process*
Chartreuse sounds absolutely delightful! So sweet and gentle. I've been powering through my marking for three hours now, so the upload is much appreciated ❤️❤️
Who here would actually like to listen to a video of the feral package? Even if just to get a longer video from salem? I know I for one loved this and wish this was longer.
I mean, I know I haven't shaved in a couple of days, but damn I didn't think I was to this level yet lol Thanks in advance for the relaxing night Salem
I like a lot of ASMRtists for different reasons, but Salem's videos are generally my favorite. The inflections and lifts in some spots are always fun to listen to (like the "sorry for the wait" at the very beginning) and the vibes are consistently very gentle and comfy. This video in particular is one of my favorites.
Viktor totally seems like he comes here every month or two and asks to be called all the fun puppy names. He seems like the type to have a secret soft spot deep inside that loves being praised and flattered and treated like a puppy.
Click clicky my names slicky and I can click quickly Sorry had too but really I came here 30 seconds after upload + this rp actually relates to me on a whole new level
I have never gone from having a not so great day to an amazing happy night so fast before, this brought a just smile to my face, and a good bit of blush also.
Thank you for the video. Made me feel relaxed and warm. Your voice is very soothing and relieves the stress in these strange times. Stay safe and healthy.
You did amazing on this!! I literally fell asleep listening to it! :) your voice is soooo calming and I’m kinda addicted to this and keep up the good work and maybe you could make a part two were we come back and he asks us out!!!
I don't know what you did at that minute 17:08 , but after that I was able to sleep for HOURS it was the best sleep I had in months. I love your videos and will be waiting for the next one.
Omg I love your voice. It's so calming and I started to fall asleep so fast. I live for your sweet and kind but manly voice thanks for a awesome audio 😊
This is very late but I've been listening for a long while now, I wasnt having the best day mentally and your voice made me smile heh you have a very soothing and charming voice, sorry if that's a little weird ^^;
Oh how i wish i could be a newly turned werewolf in the professional care of Chartreuse. This video has lulled me to sleep on more than one occasion. Thank you for your wonderful work
I'm so used to girls beenig all cute and cuddly and then this dude comes in. I really makes me fell wierd. The good kind of wierd but still. Anyone can back me up on this or is it just my heterosexuality screaming at me?
ngl that's just the feeling of being loved and cared for. It's what it feels like to know that people really want to make your life nice. Soak it in since a majority of guys don't get to experience it often.
Hell yeah, a grooming place I can go to get a nice sheen coming off my silky fur! Those geese won't know what hit 'em when i walk by, casually carrying my groceries in my insulated duffle bags. I quite prefer reusable bags over those awful plastic ones. But they are really fun to play with. I love tossing them up into the air and hearing it rustle around as i hit it to keep it airborne for as long as possible.
![[ASMR] Sweet Naga Wraps You Up and Protects You!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w6_XCaoCquM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Sweet Naga Wraps You Up and Protects You!](/img/tr.png)
![[Furry ASMR] You're a... Werewolf?!?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XHwmkbomQXU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] You're My Kitty! A Witch's Familiar~](/img/n.gif)
Oh man, it’s not often that WE’RE the monster boi
LEEF TI SEOD WOH
ECNO ROF YOB RETSNOM EHT EB OT
Jeeology
taerg sleef ti
i need more for this
@@jeeology8574 ecin
@@jeeology8574 I KNOW ITS JUST BACKWARDS BUT ARE YOU OKAY
How the tables have turned, Salem. I am now the monster boy.
In soviet Russia, The monster resides in y o u
@@eieminiaUh, as opposed to you residing in the monster everywhere else ? :v
V-ide-oron yes
@@eieminia fair enough
Oh how the turns have tabled
Friend: "what's your type"
Me: "idk"
Me in my head: "Pretty anime boys with really colorful hair that are very sweet to you"
Friends: "you sure-"
Me: "YES I'M SURE"
You tell them girl friend
Same
Alternate really buff furrys
Am I allowed to headcanon that Vincent the werewolf roomate goes to a groomer at least once a month. Even bad boys need a spa day.
Omg yes!!! I love this! I feel like he would totally deny it tho.
i- that's so cute
I am very on board with this headcanon
"How long has it been since your first shift?"
*"Um sir, I don't think I work here"*
"Sir, this is a McDonald's..." 😂
Took me a while to get it
“Call you puppy”
YES! Call me puppy and rub my head
i-i like head rubs...👉👈😳
just so you know your username makes me insanely happy
@@emoni4437 the cringe is strong in this one
Stuff n Tuff keep that to yourself, You don't need to say that
totally not stalking but spoopy, you and i are subscribed to several very specific channels; a few destiny people, a few asmrists, and most surprisignly TheVolgun
also you are valid and loved don't let anyone tell you otherwise
All ASMR channels deserve extra appreciation rn cuz online school has us stressed 😩
It's all fun and games until you realize, this is just a very long ad for a grooming service.
I oop
BAHHAHHAHAHCDJSOAHFIEOMCIEOAP
Hahahaha
Tbh I wouldn't mind if ads transformed to this. Atleast I won't have a jumpscare while trying to watch asmr 😌
I must be getting too hairy if I’m now being classified as a “werewolf.”
My body hair said "yes"
Well my wolf form does activate by force sometimes
Bark, bro
@@ekablue185 woof… bro… O_O
I'm not hairy but I am moon themed lol and love the audio
Calling me a puppy has melted my heart. This was adorable. Salem you know what you are doing and you always do a fantastic job.
i puppy!! we puppy!! yyyyayaayaya
I see you e v e r y w h e r e
And I'm not complaining😔
They ✨travel✨ :)
@Ellis Audio I'm happy with you
I like how the other audio artist is the top comment
This comment just about sums up what I'm thinking if forget to take my ADHD medication
please do more videos like this where the listener is the werewolf, it's sooooo good and not enough people do them
“I find a lot of my costumers like to close their eyes and drift off during this process.”
*Me, who’s already closing my eyes and drifting off during this process*
Me, who ended up passing out for over an hour after watching this: 🚹
Me who was asleep cause of his voice within the first 5 sentences 😅
The funny thing is according to Russian and other eastern European folklore I should be a werewolf because i was born on December 24th
Oof I'm sorry about all the combined presents
Bro same bday
According to my birthmark, in Ireland my sister and I are werewoves
*Noted* thank you two for sharing
@@redskull8354 very original
your voice is just *chefs kiss* 😫🤚 it’s perfect like it makes me wanna just 🕳🏃🏻 because my voice don’t sound like this....
I love living in another time zone. This is the perfect time ~
Its 9pm and I just settled down for the day~
This is the best twist in a audio this time you (listener) are the wolf
I NEED more of these
Chartreuse sounds absolutely delightful! So sweet and gentle.
I've been powering through my marking for three hours now, so the upload is much appreciated ❤️❤️
I just imagine salem give a sleepy samoyed puppy a bath
Edit : look up samoyed puppy, you wont regret it
I just did and I squee’d lol so cute
I like being the soft monster boi. This thing sparks joy.
your voice is soo calming soothing and soo sweet i can’t get enough of it, and it’s just so cute 🥺☺️💜💜💜
My bf caught me sleeping to this... HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME PUPPY!!
An asmr made me a next tier sub....
Who here would actually like to listen to a video of the feral package? Even if just to get a longer video from salem?
I know I for one loved this and wish this was longer.
Your voice is so relaxing I could fall asleep to you even when I'm not tired
I mean, I know I haven't shaved in a couple of days, but damn I didn't think I was to this level yet lol
Thanks in advance for the relaxing night Salem
im sitting here loving this so much. OwO
also thinking of like a 60yo werewolf who comes in to be treated like a puppy would be super wholesome.
Being called a puppy, gets me a bit flustered and I absolutely adore this
Chartreuse is such a good name! I have also dipped into liqour names for OC names before and it often has great results!
Omg look at that sweet star child in the thumbnail i'm hypeddd
5 star review, had a very gentle and paw-sitive experience, would recommend and will come again
Can we please get a sequel to this? I wanna come back to this Salon SO badly.
I like a lot of ASMRtists for different reasons, but Salem's videos are generally my favorite. The inflections and lifts in some spots are always fun to listen to (like the "sorry for the wait" at the very beginning) and the vibes are consistently very gentle and comfy. This video in particular is one of my favorites.
It’s kind of funny to me that I always go to sleep listening to these, but the only time I make it through one, Salem wishes y/n a good rest.
Tbh I’ve never been more calm this is like my favourite audio you’ve made
This made me giggle out loud omg
Viktor totally seems like he comes here every month or two and asks to be called all the fun puppy names. He seems like the type to have a secret soft spot deep inside that loves being praised and flattered and treated like a puppy.
This is where Asher takes David when he gets to stressed from y/n and pack matters.
(If ykyk 😗✌️)
Omg Yas!
Please please please do more with this theme! So comfy and warm getting groomed 💕🥰🐶
Getting soft domed by a groomer..... I should not have had a drink before this!
I love roleplays where we're a monster of some sort! This is very nice and really easy for me to fall asleep to 💕
Me praying that our character likes being a pup bc i want salem to call me a good girl lol
Click clicky my names slicky and I can click quickly
Sorry had too but really I came here 30 seconds after upload + this rp actually relates to me on a whole new level
Ooooooh, those ear scritchies... I actually tilted my head into the noise, and gave a little shake afterwards! Lol I guess I am a wolf at heart! XD
*hooman, come and pet me!*
*u have been chosen as my master*
I truly and completely with all my soul am BEGGING for a second one of these😍🤩🐕
What a perfect way to spend my free afternoon. Start of fall break is going well!
Ok listen, I know that I don’t shave a lot but I think werewolf is an overstatement Salem
I have never gone from having a not so great day to an amazing happy night so fast before, this brought a just smile to my face, and a good bit of blush also.
Its not fair. Im working rn!
Thank you for the video. Made me feel relaxed and warm. Your voice is very soothing and relieves the stress in these strange times. Stay safe and healthy.
Thank you for this video! It was very nice, and if I really were a werewolf, my tail would be wagging
You did amazing on this!! I literally fell asleep listening to it! :) your voice is soooo calming and I’m kinda addicted to this and keep up the good work and maybe you could make a part two were we come back and he asks us out!!!
I still listen to this every know and then
When he said aw so fluffy omg my heart I’m in class omg 💕✨😂😁
I don't know what you did at that minute 17:08 , but after that I was able to sleep for HOURS it was the best sleep I had in months. I love your videos and will be waiting for the next one.
this... this is good. pure and utter good. i felt nice and relaxed and it helped me calm down a lot. thank you so much < 3
It's nice to listen to a voice that I've been envious of not having
Really wish the grooming part were longer, but amazing video! I'd totally watch a reupload with more grooming on the end.
This was so nice, I really needed this today. Thank you Salem for blessing my ears once again
This is so calming
God I needed this
Omg I love your voice. It's so calming and I started to fall asleep so fast. I live for your sweet and kind but manly voice thanks for a awesome audio 😊
I feel so relaxed, this is so good. Thank you
the fact I’ve memorized a good portion of this video is startling
Yet again an awesome audio. Thank you, it's perfect for some pre-sleep relaxation 😊❤️
Me:purrrrr🤗
Him:grooming me
I've tried to stay awake throughout the video for like multiple times but, I fall fast asleep lol
This is really relaxing and safe ❤
Thank you 🐶🐺❤
I am grappling with the fact that I like this so much.
Your voice sounds soooo nice I haven't heard a lot of asmrists who have such a- *crisp* voice like yours
like it a lot 👍
This was one of the best experiences that I've ever had 🧡
The werewolf content has been great! Keep it up!
I'm gonna have the best of sleeps tonight, I'm sure
Thanks for all this wonderful work, Salem
this? this was absolutely immaculate and im melted, thanks
This is giving me the good, good chills.
Thank god my classes just ended so I can listen to this
This entire video is so calming. It just makes me want to cuddle up to Chartreuse and fall asleep.
Oml I was smiling like an idiot the whole time lol. Absolutely love this video!
What I wouldn't do for a sequel to this
This is very late but I've been listening for a long while now, I wasnt having the best day mentally and your voice made me smile heh you have a very soothing and charming voice, sorry if that's a little weird ^^;
Who else wants sequel? Or a series with Shartruce?
Oh how i wish i could be a newly turned werewolf in the professional care of Chartreuse. This video has lulled me to sleep on more than one occasion. Thank you for your wonderful work
oh my gosh i've been wanting to listen to this for so long only to fall asleep instantly because of how relaxing it is XD
The way I have this memorized
Never knew I'd miss being called "puppy" but this has made me realize i did.
Such a creative way to input the asmr into the rp for it to make sense :)
Man I fell asleep 4 times listening to this😞 I cant get through the first 5 minutes😭
HI!!! Just wanna say I love your videos keep it up
I would not think that adding one word after “shy” would fluster me that much…but to be fair I didn’t think I’d be here at 3 am trying to sleep
I hate how adorable this sounds...
Woof woof bark bark rawrrr
I’d like to hear the feral package done.
i almost knocked out during the process this man doesnt lie yall
Salem, you have done well. I am monster boi now. Thank you, please make more like this
I would absolutely love more of this grooming content, I feel it’s a little short but it’s a great video!
The thumbnail reminds me of Kyo and i can’t unsee it 😂
I'm so used to girls beenig all cute and cuddly and then this dude comes in. I really makes me fell wierd. The good kind of wierd but still. Anyone can back me up on this or is it just my heterosexuality screaming at me?
ngl that's just the feeling of being loved and cared for. It's what it feels like to know that people really want to make your life nice.
Soak it in since a majority of guys don't get to experience it often.
Oh my goodness!!! That felt so good!!!!
Hell yeah, a grooming place I can go to get a nice sheen coming off my silky fur! Those geese won't know what hit 'em when i walk by, casually carrying my groceries in my insulated duffle bags. I quite prefer reusable bags over those awful plastic ones. But they are really fun to play with. I love tossing them up into the air and hearing it rustle around as i hit it to keep it airborne for as long as possible.
Id willfully turn to a werewolf if id get the chance to get this spectacular treatment!
I love your voice here