Working for the County, driving a tractor. Miles away from a toilet and nothing but the these hay bails off in the distance. Pull the Kubota over, grab the toilet paper roll we had in it. Start walking towards the bails about 75 yards away and know I'm not gonna make it. I roll my hand with tp like 5, 6 good times around and try to catcher's mitt the shit to reduce the damage. It is pudding consistency and my trick just got my hand covered in shit. It keeps coming goes out the sides and down. Every step seems to pump more out. By the time I reach the hay I am done and it has started soaking through my socks.
AHHHHHAHAHAHA BETWEEN THE DUMPSTER AHAHAHA CUZ I KEEP A ROLL IN MY CAR, AND I SHIT IN THR WOODS ....but bro he's got a point, I said fuck this shit...goin on the woods hahahahha
I just got to a bar in Hartford years ago, I was with a group of friends, thought I could squeak a fart out and BLASTED a runny shit all the way down my leg to my sock. I was wearing thin ass green cargo pants, so I took off running outside, Found a security guard office and paid $20 to let me clean up in his bathroom. Nasty night
Feel ya on the sucky food. My days off from work. I'm a chef...but outside of work, I just eat fruits bro. All fucking day, so in a way that's kinda helped slowed the shits haha
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He's a man
Ran out of toilet paper’ use your socks, be a man
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Laughing my ass off ! this was so Funny !
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cuts to American flag
Always, always, always kept a roll of toilet paper, a compass, and a machete in my car for emergencies like this.
Working for the County, driving a tractor. Miles away from a toilet and nothing but the these hay bails off in the distance. Pull the Kubota over, grab the toilet paper roll we had in it. Start walking towards the bails about 75 yards away and know I'm not gonna make it. I roll my hand with tp like 5, 6 good times around and try to catcher's mitt the shit to reduce the damage. It is pudding consistency and my trick just got my hand covered in shit. It keeps coming goes out the sides and down. Every step seems to pump more out. By the time I reach the hay I am done and it has started soaking through my socks.
I've started at the metal shop once and left. Called the boss on the way home and just told him I shit my pants and I wasn't coming back for the day
AHHHHHAHAHAHA BETWEEN THE DUMPSTER AHAHAHA CUZ I KEEP A ROLL IN MY CAR, AND I SHIT IN THR WOODS ....but bro he's got a point, I said fuck this shit...goin on the woods hahahahha
I can’t find it in apple
hey lee should be on apple tomorrow. its on Spotify - anchor currently direct.me/bostonbeaman has the links
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Be a man, don't wash your hands
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full episode when!!!
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I just got to a bar in Hartford years ago, I was with a group of friends, thought I could squeak a fart out and BLASTED a runny shit all the way down my leg to my sock. I was wearing thin ass green cargo pants, so I took off running outside, Found a security guard office and paid $20 to let me clean up in his bathroom. Nasty night
Feel ya on the sucky food. My days off from work. I'm a chef...but outside of work, I just eat fruits bro. All fucking day, so in a way that's kinda helped slowed the shits haha
ironic that john fiores character on the sopranos died while taking a shit
The world is my toilet
He should run for president.
Don't wipe. Be a man,
I’d rather go outside then go into a portapottie 😅
Nope