Just to provide a little bit of context for the weird "War with Adan" mission (26:28), even though I am not the creator of the mission: 'War with Adan' mission is supposed to be a fan-made DYOM mission for a famous Montenegrian GTA SA TH-camr AdnanBro (yeah, 'Adan' is his name misspelled). Adnan has a SAMP roleplay series on Balkan School server (abbreviated: BS xd) which is mentioned here in the mission. He would use the Kent Paul skin, so the Kent Paul NPC in this mission is supposed to be Adnan. Everything else in the mission is just a product of a weird random Balkan gamer's mind.
Ikr it gave the series a breath of fresh air, and since there's a variety of TikTok tts voices, combined with pure randomness in dyom, anything can happen
16:17 I swear to god, this is my DYOM mission. I know I'm about 6 months late, but it's hilarious seeing it after 14 years in a Joshimuz vid. For some context I was 12 when I made this and from Europe, maybe that explains these amazing typos. As far as the cutscenes, in the first part of the 'series' Marie gets killed. Jack keeps having dreams about her, and how she is 'pregnant' lol.(Thats why he wakes up under(?) the couch) Now devoid of any goals in life he decides to become a hitman and has to kill some poor random dude eating at the smoking beef grill. Not sure anyone cares but still wanted to drop this here... thanks for playing lol
1:59 hydra slow 2:44 CJ mickey mouse 5:10 another 100 months?? 6:27 hydra slow (again) 7:19 Catch you later CJ Haha 10:44 hey boss, sorry i was running a little late 11:53 see you later boss 14:56 :/ 15:52 you like this spot marie? (im pregnant 16:05) 21:03 that guy had an fkn auto shotty :( 21:58 go to marker 22:12 go to grove street 23:00 kil all and enter cj house 26:12 kil og loc and go up to kil cj 33:20 oh theres water there you ...! 33:52 va no cp 34:17 pega on motorcycle 34:28 go no cp 35:11 kil the traffickers 35:30 que 35:33 paste the documents ha 37:18 thank you! (long delay) 41:54 take your [redacted] 42:15 saints row, enough of this 42:50 oh my f_ing christ! 45:10 this guy has a minigun chat 45:32 i aint your bich officer! 47:46 sorry..? 52:21 its lspd handsup now 52:34 go kill grove and ballas 52:51 ok bro 53:53 oh matherf you are strong ahhh 54:14 oh no 54:19 go and get a car 54:34 ok sir 54:58 josh eating food 55:42 hands up! you both are arrested for racing... 56:07 no dont do that..... 56:20 to be continued oh oh oh oh 56:57 my name is mark 57:36 pay attention... 58:27 good... i think I'll watch some TV 58:43 go downstairs and turn on the TV 59:05 explosion!!! 59:50 oh my god... kil [redacted] 1:02:46 josh shows his spork knife 1:03:20 clear the hotel room! ho ho ho 1:03:39 clear the hotel room! (josh interrupted) 1:04:28 i think im dead 1:05:43 hopefully theres no enemys out here 1:06:08 hey sweet! weeeeaaayy 1:06:20 do you agree? yeaaaahhh 1:06:32 go to the sheemeteeary 1:08:06 why is there so many fkn enemies? 1:08:40 i passed a mission! 1:09:08 goio too the parking lot 1:09:22 take out the professionals (josh) 1:10:21 josh angry at moonbeam taxsi 1:14:20 go to moonbeam (josh) 1:15:00 go home (josh)
Yellow Moonbeam. The delivery, the deadpan voice, the context of the situation this was said. DWOM/10, would place a prop behind my minivan as an improvised handbreak again
52:22 this sassy valley watchmojo girl voice is one of Josh's favorites. It's even funnier that he imitates it too lol 56:20 to be continued, to be continued... WTF is that voice, Josh's reaction
I used to be a huge fan of videos like this, I watched Josh and adam_ak religiously, and after 8 years of not seeing a single GTA video this one popped up on my recommended page. Time truly flies.
This run broke me, could not stop laughing. The combination of terrible missions, spelling mistakes, the hilarious voices and the repeat of 10000 enemies every mission.
Hey Josh! How about you make a DYOM mission some time? It would make for a cool live stream and you would gain a better understanding for how dyom works! I mean seriously, how can you keep playing those for more than a year and still not know the beautifull quirks of the craft? You don't know how it feels for aspiring twelve year old designers from India to develop these art pieces. I really want you to know what it takes to make a DYOM mission!
it's a pain to make it. Any text input is leggy, navigating the menu to set prop options is painfully slow as well. Would tske days to make anything meaningful
@@AlTiri-rd7ly That's the whole point, I want him to learn to appreciate DYOM designers more. I know he already respects them, he talked about it in the first runs.
@@AlTiri-rd7ly I mean It gets annoying when he sometimes makes up terms for ways of making objectives when they don't exist and stuff. He's played hundreds of other's missions for content and It's about time he made a dyom mission himself.
I think it's impressive how something as banal as a taxi ride was very entertaining to watch The bit about the spforknife too I genuinely said "wow" out loud at the closeup
15:00 - that last checkpoint would've ended the mission 19:36 - even if you can complete the Grove Street part, you have to go to the desert after and there are no markers for it, after that the mission breaks, because too much NPCs are loaded 42:50 - I just had to check if it's that bad, and yeah... 1:05:15 - this is barely completable without cheats and a lot of luck, you have to constantly go to the pay n spray
I think after listening to the Tiktok voices for both streams. I'd say for sure keep BOTH it and regular TTS for sake of more variety. That would be good imo. I don't think we should have just one of them. Singing voice and Chewbacca admittedly get a bit old after a while, especially with how long the former can go on for and how long it can sometimes take to startup. Every other Tiktok voice is great. That's just my 2 cents anyway. I hope we see more improvements in the future!
I can't wait for the next DYOM with TikTok TTS mixed in the Streamlabs one. Do hope there'll be Vocaloids mixed in too, and some other TTS voices like the MLG one.
16:06 And I also narrate Firestone commercials. 1:08:25 The classic Swet and Groove. 1:10:21 This one has me laughing hard. Picking a Moonbeam for the taxi instead of an actual taxi.
1:11:10 This mission probably made by Indian/Asian, where Moonbeam is basically a slightly expensive version of Tuk Tuk. But for fuck’s sake, THE GAME HAVE TAXI!
It's interesting how the Ghostface text to speech that was originally in TikTok is still present - it' the first voice that comes up in Stealing the Hydra part 2.
1:10:27 I mean to be fair, in some countries may use other vehicle types. In my country we have an uber-equivalent where you can hail vans for many people. I know that's not taxi but it's close enough.
Man, some of those people in chat are really, REALLY slow. How many times do you have to explain DYOM doesnt have traditional healing, and todays special guest, the spoforknife holding method (can't spell it, and never heard of it before today, either. )
18:21 THE SMOKING BEEF GRILL
56:08 im crying oh my god
52:14 that is how I imagine police of Los Angeles talks
Just to provide a little bit of context for the weird "War with Adan" mission (26:28), even though I am not the creator of the mission:
'War with Adan' mission is supposed to be a fan-made DYOM mission for a famous Montenegrian GTA SA TH-camr AdnanBro (yeah, 'Adan' is his name misspelled). Adnan has a SAMP roleplay series on Balkan School server (abbreviated: BS xd) which is mentioned here in the mission. He would use the Kent Paul skin, so the Kent Paul NPC in this mission is supposed to be Adnan. Everything else in the mission is just a product of a weird random Balkan gamer's mind.
Balkan gaming
Balkans lore
also Kent Paul and Adnan look a like :D
Picku Style
that "yass queen slay" type voice is so good for these missions
New voices definitely revived the series in my opinion, im rly glad i decided to watch previous episode
Edit: Serbiaan mission at around 27th min woo
Ikr it gave the series a breath of fresh air, and since there's a variety of TikTok tts voices, combined with pure randomness in dyom, anything can happen
16:21 This is pretty good news announcer voice.
16:17 I swear to god, this is my DYOM mission. I know I'm about 6 months late, but it's hilarious seeing it after 14 years in a Joshimuz vid. For some context I was 12 when I made this and from Europe, maybe that explains these amazing typos. As far as the cutscenes, in the first part of the 'series' Marie gets killed. Jack keeps having dreams about her, and how she is 'pregnant' lol.(Thats why he wakes up under(?) the couch) Now devoid of any goals in life he decides to become a hitman and has to kill some poor random dude eating at the smoking beef grill. Not sure anyone cares but still wanted to drop this here... thanks for playing lol
Imagine waking up from a coma after 10 years as a gta:sa fanboy and seeing this is a thing....
🤣🤣🤣
54:52 Beginning of Josh's mukbang chicken and rice ASMR
16:04 "I'm pregnant" , and Josh went hilarious
Eem pregnant.
16:10 I thought he went home to cry 😂
Don't be gay.
He did, in fact, this is canon xD
he cried like a bitch
He did... He cried like a bitch
He went home to cry.... Like a bitch.
58:53 Josh eating noises :)
😂
Was really hoping the guy would just buy a moonbeam at the end.
31:32 Josh refuses to kill Hitler
He refused to kill Osama too
31:01 Oh
7:10 I can't believe that split second music cue made me laugh
You take this C4 heeeeeere and plant it under theeee caaaar
15:50 Max Payne from wish 😂
1:59 hydra slow
2:44 CJ mickey mouse
5:10 another 100 months??
6:27 hydra slow (again)
7:19 Catch you later CJ Haha
10:44 hey boss, sorry i was running a little late
11:53 see you later boss
14:56 :/
15:52 you like this spot marie? (im pregnant 16:05)
21:03 that guy had an fkn auto shotty :(
21:58 go to marker
22:12 go to grove street
23:00 kil all and enter cj house
26:12 kil og loc and go up to kil cj
33:20 oh theres water there you ...!
33:52 va no cp
34:17 pega on motorcycle
34:28 go no cp
35:11 kil the traffickers
35:30 que
35:33 paste the documents ha
37:18 thank you! (long delay)
41:54 take your [redacted]
42:15 saints row, enough of this
42:50 oh my f_ing christ!
45:10 this guy has a minigun chat
45:32 i aint your bich officer!
47:46 sorry..?
52:21 its lspd handsup now
52:34 go kill grove and ballas
52:51 ok bro
53:53 oh matherf you are strong ahhh
54:14 oh no
54:19 go and get a car
54:34 ok sir
54:58 josh eating food
55:42 hands up! you both are arrested for racing...
56:07 no dont do that.....
56:20 to be continued oh oh oh oh
56:57 my name is mark
57:36 pay attention...
58:27 good... i think I'll watch some TV
58:43 go downstairs and turn on the TV
59:05 explosion!!!
59:50 oh my god... kil [redacted]
1:02:46 josh shows his spork knife
1:03:20 clear the hotel room! ho ho ho
1:03:39 clear the hotel room! (josh interrupted)
1:04:28 i think im dead
1:05:43 hopefully theres no enemys out here
1:06:08 hey sweet! weeeeaaayy
1:06:20 do you agree? yeaaaahhh
1:06:32 go to the sheemeteeary
1:08:06 why is there so many fkn enemies?
1:08:40 i passed a mission!
1:09:08 goio too the parking lot
1:09:22 take out the professionals (josh)
1:10:21 josh angry at moonbeam taxsi
1:14:20 go to moonbeam (josh)
1:15:00 go home (josh)
LEGEND
That last mission was pure art.
That chewbacca dub is absolute gold, especially with that sniffle at 11:34
I'm laughing way too much at this lmao
Yellow Moonbeam.
The delivery, the deadpan voice, the context of the situation this was said.
DWOM/10, would place a prop behind my minivan as an improvised handbreak again
We all live in a yellow Moonbeam
38:21 that ped voiceline 😂
Josh is the closest to Tiktok I'll ever get, thank Goodness 😂
1:03:21 ✨clear the hotel room✨ 🎅🎅🎅
As Josh stuffs his face and misses it all
Funny how we got both Hitler and Osama in one run
Always top quality stuff Josh, thank you! The singing lady always gets me
52:22 this sassy valley watchmojo girl voice is one of Josh's favorites. It's even funnier that he imitates it too lol
56:20 to be continued, to be continued... WTF is that voice, Josh's reaction
the last one was hilarious. i was waiting for this
I used to be a huge fan of videos like this, I watched Josh and adam_ak religiously, and after 8 years of not seeing a single GTA video this one popped up on my recommended page. Time truly flies.
Welcome back. Enjoy your stay.
The fact that almost every single mission had ridiculous enemy spam, sometimes as a complete twist is genuine comedy gold.
42:20 Take it! Hold it! Love it!
I love how chat went crazy when Josh showed his spoon + fork + knife
Spforknife
Grovelight, Grovekeep, Groveboss
Actually though, do watch the previous episode. Legit one of the best videos Josh has ever produced.
15:52 "The crows are here."
This run broke me, could not stop laughing. The combination of terrible missions, spelling mistakes, the hilarious voices and the repeat of 10000 enemies every mission.
Hey Josh! How about you make a DYOM mission some time? It would make for a cool live stream and you would gain a better understanding for how dyom works! I mean seriously, how can you keep playing those for more than a year and still not know the beautifull quirks of the craft? You don't know how it feels for aspiring twelve year old designers from India to develop these art pieces. I really want you to know what it takes to make a DYOM mission!
it's a pain to make it. Any text input is leggy, navigating the menu to set prop options is painfully slow as well. Would tske days to make anything meaningful
@@AlTiri-rd7ly That's the whole point, I want him to learn to appreciate DYOM designers more. I know he already respects them, he talked about it in the first runs.
@@AlTiri-rd7ly I mean It gets annoying when he sometimes makes up terms for ways of making objectives when they don't exist and stuff. He's played hundreds of other's missions for content and It's about time he made a dyom mission himself.
26:15 this voice is like failing a mission won't stop my vibe.
Handicaps this DWOM run:
+ Food (needs hands to eat)
+ Spforkknife (requires specializedgripping method only the bri'ish can execute)
+ DWOM tiktok voices (causing uncontrollable laughter)
1:10:20 So thoughtful of Josh to pause the game while explaining so we don't miss any interesting details of the mission
I think it's impressive how something as banal as a taxi ride was very entertaining to watch
The bit about the spforknife too I genuinely said "wow" out loud at the closeup
Josh is about to evolve into tiktok brainrot channel
Hell no!
Hell yes!
Nahhh its just the funny voices
55:30 did they literally drive to the police station ant then say "WTF... POLICE"?
15:00 - that last checkpoint would've ended the mission
19:36 - even if you can complete the Grove Street part, you have to go to the desert after and there are no markers for it, after that the mission breaks, because too much NPCs are loaded
42:50 - I just had to check if it's that bad, and yeah...
1:05:15 - this is barely completable without cheats and a lot of luck, you have to constantly go to the pay n spray
31:03 I understand why it wasn’t, but THIS should have been the thumbnail…
Maybe because TH-cam won't appreciate it
Babe, new DYOM just dropped!
DYOM new babe just dropped
Im pregnant.
Just a dream from the past
I heard this comment with that valley girl voice, bro.
9:03 Did hydra just went through the pole?
26:13 holy shit the minimap lights up with every single NPC that is an enemy
I think after listening to the Tiktok voices for both streams.
I'd say for sure keep BOTH it and regular TTS for sake of more variety. That would be good imo. I don't think we should have just one of them.
Singing voice and Chewbacca admittedly get a bit old after a while, especially with how long the former can go on for and how long it can sometimes take to startup. Every other Tiktok voice is great.
That's just my 2 cents anyway. I hope we see more improvements in the future!
These tik tok tts are the best thing since buttsbot.
Also 33:06 LMAO
Congrats on the new baby, Josh!
Ouh damn Josh0 got bz 😮
Babymuz
Go to Moonbeam.
*All of Josh's neurons implode*
"It's Moonbeam slow car but big"
You don't say.
1:03:00 that looks like one of those really specific and cursed gardening tools oh my
I can't wait for the next DYOM with TikTok TTS mixed in the Streamlabs one.
Do hope there'll be Vocaloids mixed in too, and some other TTS voices like the MLG one.
23:25 “I don’t need to kill all, I just need to enter cj house” idk why my brain decided this was way too funny 😂
16:06 And I also narrate Firestone commercials.
1:08:25 The classic Swet and Groove.
1:10:21 This one has me laughing hard. Picking a Moonbeam for the taxi instead of an actual taxi.
1:11:10 This mission probably made by Indian/Asian, where Moonbeam is basically a slightly expensive version of Tuk Tuk. But for fuck’s sake, THE GAME HAVE TAXI!
At this rate of Josh losing his shit for various reasons the next dyom should be even more hilarious
He would've calmed down by the next week, right?
6:26 I think I am noticing a pattern here
It's interesting how the Ghostface text to speech that was originally in TikTok is still present - it' the first voice that comes up in Stealing the Hydra part 2.
Binley Mega Chippy voice or Valley Girl are my faves
from 11:50 to 12:30 Josh was trippin mad balls
Lmao nice catch
31:01 ah yes, looks like the berlin i know and love.
I was just checking if you'd uploaded a new dyom video how lucky i am
FYI Uber primarily launched in SanFran in 2011, so yes, the taxi could have been an Uber.
wookie toreno killed me i am dead
3 fuck ups in under 30 seconds is a massive achievement. 33:06 to 33:22 is funny as hell.
DWOM the musical, now in theatres!
As much as i like the new TTS voices, i cannot forget Amazon Polly's voices for how hilarious they are, especially Mads and Cristiano.
I love How this takes san Andreas and programming and makes us a love child
Kinda digging this "gives no fucks and skips all of the dog shit missions" Josh 🤣
1:10:27 I mean to be fair, in some countries may use other vehicle types. In my country we have an uber-equivalent where you can hail vans for many people. I know that's not taxi but it's close enough.
Hmm slow but big
Bro said at 31:00 “oh fuck we ain’t….we aiiint….”😂😂😂
i'm just here to tell that i'm still laughing of that first tiktok tts dyom from 12 days ago
When i saw The thumbnail of the video I imediatly Thinked about the Protagonist of My MP Front yard ballas stories
31:46 Como que "Pegando Traficante" ficou "Torque ending up as the trafficker" ? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Josh game performance was on shockingly low level in this video.
he was hungry
Hungry, tired and the missions were dogshit. I bet those missions with a ton of enemies and all with high accuracy have a note saying "lol use cheat"
why he's holding spoon like that though?
Yellow Moonbeam. Y e l l o w M o o n b e a m .
My chest hurts so much omg
About Farawell My Love;
Turks doesnt have he or she pronouns.
"Pics" is means "bastards"
Love from Turkey ❤
I hope i will get "MISSION MAKER USED MOONBEAM" in bingo sheet, that's hilarious
Hydra slow speed acutely is a good chose for game design wise, if the Hydra have high speed its will make gta sa cities feel small.
Alright, I'm done. I almost choke myself this episode.
Moonbeam is my favorite car in gta series. I wish it existed IRL (good luck finding one now)
It’s a Chevy Astro van.
52:22 the fact that it's a San Fierro cop model that has gay voice lines makes it times funnier
JOSH NOW KNOWS ABOUT ADNANBRO
chopsticks >>> that cutlery abomination
Whenever the translator breaks, it's almost always during a Turkish mission.
Another Day, Another BINGO
Also we you going to make your own DYOM misson
So the British utensils are more cursed than the foods? Got it.
At least the moonbeam didn't end in grove street
Chewbaka never gets old
Please make this voicepack the new norm. Holy shit
Gonna be honest the singing voices get old really fast but all the others are great.
Yellow Moonbeam
THIS is the best DYOM 😂🤣🤣
Man, some of those people in chat are really, REALLY slow. How many times do you have to explain DYOM doesnt have traditional healing, and todays special guest, the spoforknife holding method (can't spell it, and never heard of it before today, either. )