VRChat Stories that Make Me VERY Concerned...
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A man who works in a very interesting facility recounts the absolute insanity of his workplace, in #vrchat.
Oh look, its that guy I am! If you have any questions about the stories I told I will do what I can to answer it.
"Only the krispy kreme staff can put in the creamy filling" marry me you god damn genius
@@commandercorl1544 I have moments :)
The best way of stating that you are in something
Couldn't help but notice right away how much better you sound in this video versus the prior one, like you are doing so much better and are, hopefully, happier with your situation. Good stuff!
@@ultimatum1895 Indeed I am.
"I was flying to California to passionatley hug a goth girl I met online" This guy gets it
but did he ever?
I'd definitely give it a shot. Goth girls for the win.
sounds hot
The silence in that room spoke more volumes than that man ever could.
Yeahhhh, dude had so much power
2:46 "only Krispy Kreme staff get to put in the creamy fillling" I'm dead 🤣
😭
The Tactical Burrito is definitely one of my favorite stories so far, tied only with The Piss Bottle Incident (also hi Mace!!
hell yeah!
Im stealthy, what can i say
Hi Spectrum!
@@RealWBWG mom mvp right there
@@RealWBWG W but like I hope you mean the food item
Almost a whole hour of unhinged stories. Azeal you’re outdoing yourself every video! I live for this shit now. 🤣
Hell yeah! 🧡
@@Azeal best VR chat youtuber
I think that Maceman sounds like a chill yet strict guy.
Thanks friend!
@@Maceman486 no problem! Also, are you okay? If you're not, you can tell me to help get the weight off your chest.
Rogue confessions happen more often than you'd think.
People just confessing to crimes they aren't at all involved in, without rhyme or reason.
The mind's a messy playground, that much i know.
Mace is such a good storyteller! I was hooked throughout the entire video lol
agreed!!
My favorite response to Christians saying I'd be going to hell is "Good, I'll have plenty of geothermal power and metals down there"
i love that this episode was just a bunch of funny lil anecdotes tied together. its a nice break from the occasionally heavy content. not that that stuff isn't good, just nice to have a little break
All this time I wondered why people even did K12 and today that question was answered when he said that he doesn't show up on drug test. I'm always learning something from this channel.
I thought this comment was talking about the school system (specifically kindergarten to grade 12) until it got to the "doesn't show up on drug tests" part lol
Tactical Police Burrito
That is a sentence I never thought I'd hear or see in my life
Also y'all's height difference is funny
Pg warning about the duck incident is what I am going to say about what I say next.
So I have this phrase that I like to say whenever I mess something up. The Illegal Duck Activities story puts a whole new meaning to it though. "Well f*** a duck."
I imagine the police got to the scene and suspected Fowl Play
Man this shit hits hard. Coming from when I used to work at a psych facility to currently emergency. It’s nice to hear these stories and what people do and it feels relatable.
Holy shit I love this dude. He's up there with the bounty hunter for me. Lots of love. Also hi
Nah bounty hunter is cooler. Though I do save his ass in darktide when we play.
@Maceman that sounds awesome that yall play together that must be so chaotic. There is only one thing left to say and that is quack quack
im sorry but "only the krispy kreme guys get tto pot in the filling" w h a t
The "vr chat interview" genre of youtube already has some wild-ass thumbnails, but I think youre really gunning it for top spot, arent ya?
LMAO yeahh
This isn't what they meant by "the ducks in the park are free"
Never imagined this kind of goofy stuff to happen in these kind of facilities tbh.
yea it's wild what a bunch of people who need help will get up to
i thought they were gonna calm him down by bribing him with a nice tasting burrito
A fellow person on Vyvance, I hope you didn’t have to bad of a reaction when you got on it. It sucks. I love getting to hear other people talk about things they experienced, it inspires me to be more empathetic to others. Thank you for letting them have a voice
that perishable goods story was gold 👌
I wanted to forget the damn Krispy Kreme. But no. You HAD to mention it
Never forgetti
@@Azeal oh my god its Krispy Kreme glaze yeeeahhhh aaaaaggghhhits so sticky and delicious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I listened to this at 6 am. I won't give any spoilers but the story in the end about captain quack quack was possibly the best way I have ever started my day. Thank you for your time sir 🤣😂
Glad you enjoyed it!
Glad you enjoyed it as much as I enjoy telling it.
He sounds so much happier than in the earlier vid, good for him.
The outro music is so comfy. Great channel. I love VR chat storytime.
Whenever i have a headache i always load up one of your videos, and they are super funny and keep me entertained. Thank you!
I saw “tactical police burrito” and had to see what that was
It's a shit time man no one wants a turtle suit.
That last bit i almost shot water out of my nose 😂😂
x)
I love these short story compilation like videos.
The long form one are great too but this is a nice change of pace.
Also I normally listen rather then watch these videos. How have I not noticed how small your avatar is lmao.
Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 😫
Well, just watched this one in the background too, as always quality work Azeal.
56:40 Great... just as I'm about to head off to bed, I get a goodnight story about McDuck ****er.
Sleep tight!
don't let the b̴̛̹͓̲̹̀̅̆ẹ̸̢̳͈̦͙̚d̴̡͖̬͈̫͐̃̍̄̾͊̕͠b̴̨͚̹̔̑͋̋̃̈͘͝u̸͓̭̯̰͊͌̋ǵ̷̟̟̜̣̒̊̚s̵̹̭̻̍̃͘ bite
all jokes aside how do you meet these people? i havent laughed so hard in a long time.
He met me in a dark alley. I thought he wanted a half and half but he said all he wanted was a story. Still paid me the same though.
LMAO MACE 😭
K-2 isn't technically addictive but it does lead to horrible cravings to do more n go harder into it eventually leading to harder drugs
"Get the Burrito." 😂😂😂
Jealous of the fact that the met tech, he's honestly one of my idols lol
I think it would be really cool if you made these into podcasts
this is nice to wake up to.
also hi from North Carolina
The burrito is crazy
That legless guy story reminded me of shadow of the colossus.
LMAO what a comparison
I take Vyvanse too! Unfortunately its gotten hella expensive. I'm basically playing 100 dollars a month in order to be a functional adult and not lose my job. (Job insurance covers like half of the actual cost, which is somewhere in the 200 range, but still I gotta pay this on top of bills, food, etc.)
Another vid another really funny set of stories and some that are
as Fubuki would put it YABE. The Old guy getting the people to shut up was really funny
jail is a culture that come from slavery when there is no law in place yet back in the day. ppl just dont want to put an effort to changing it
“No officer that’s not my vomit all over my shirt definitely not mine”
Now thats an intro!
xD
8:55 this has the same vibe as "Alright, who shit my pants"
Is this a :) video or a :( video
:)
Love this map
same!
I don’t blame bro for fuckin in the krispy cream
I needed this
So this is what my friend is making me talk for, very good indeed!
*QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK*
2:22 life finds a way. I don't think that's a low for humanity.
Getting hunters dream vibe from bloodborne here
Doing my part and giving a like :)
funny Walter White substance XD
Hmmmmm… if I remember correct from this guy’s last video, I’m guessing that Tech N9ne is a local celebrity in his neck of the woods, bc it’s also my neck of the woods, lol. Greetings, fellow hellstate resident! o/
Hey Azeal Today I learned that we take the same ADHD med
Yoooo Vyvanse buddies
@@Azeal Going to admit didn't expect you to reply to me but cool that you did.
as someone who has family in the army and similar expierences to these
i think i could do good as someone in those roles but when someone says they are a pig fucker i think i would probably laugh and thats why i probably wont be good for the job LOL
Sure are some interesting stories of stuff a person would do.
Truely unhinged...
these videos are best to put on then just lisen to as you do stuff, i just started the video so i think this is one of them as well
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Just leaving a comment for the algorithm
was this a reupload or did he retell some old fav stories??
VYVANSE that rookie shit i would sleep through it on 200 mg. Now im on mydayis!! and holy.....shit
Interesting
I don't know what to say other than ":D" and "D:"
Basically my channel lmao
46:16 no comment from azeal lmao
Here before title change
HoW dId onE knoW thAt iM a GooD lIttle ChrIstiAn who is both a GiRl anD boy 🙂👍
Damn, man is just psychic
Passionate Hugging? does he watch Rslash?
I love Rslash!
@@Maceman486 ah hah I thought so, I listen to him at work all the time. Haven't heard anyone else use that to describe the naughty.
pop off mace :3
😮yo what is that instance❤
Get the B U R R I T O
If you watched to the end, reply "quack"
how do i give this man 420.69 iranian rial on november 12 at 1 am est
Algy
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Hoi
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Y'all need to get the fuck out of that field before you start praising the name of Joseph Seed.
LMAO
Was not expecting a tech story but im not suprised😂
“If y’all mother fuckers make me miss my show I’m gonna start naming everyone of y’all I’ve given a sloppy too” THAT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS IT DOESNT FEEL FAKE BUT IT DOESNT FEEL REAL
Reminds me of the guy, in Florida, using a tranquilizer gun in an attempt to breed a race of super mutants with the alligators.
Wait *w h a t*
@@notoriousgoblin83 Yup...
As someone from Florida, I completely believe this
The Master is real
Only in Florida,
I haven’t watched this video yet and I know this is off topic, but watching your channel and listening to so many people’s stories has helped my mental health tremendously. I’m currently in a not so great life situation and every time you post a video it’s a new level of comfort for me. Thank so much for giving people a space to share their stories, Azeal. You deserve so many more subscribers for your hard work
@@Azeal👈😮 it the him
I remember watching Maceman's first interview, the overwhelming amount of empathy I felt moved me to tears. Weeks afterword, I kept wondering how he was doing now and, in hearing him so much happier and laughing...I can hardly express the amount of joy it brings to know he's thriving. Thank you Maceman for sharing your stories & thank you Azeal for helping get these stories out there ❤
🧡🧡🧡
glad to hear you enjoyed listening to me talk like somebody doing a half assed hank hill impression for an hour
ooooh a metro fan!
Maceman found his purpose and I love it!
One hospital story, I injured my left ring finger playing flag football in college. My hand reached to grab a guy's flag, went into his pocket. I slipped with said hand still in pocket. Heard a snap, shooting pain, and my finger was paralyzed. I go to the VA hospital, I'm a veteran, and the doctor on duty gets an X-Ray and shows it to me. Near the first digit of the finger is a bone fragment shaped like a toenail clipping. Doctor says, "It's just a sprain. Put some ice on it." When asked about the bone fragment, he said, and I quote, "It will graft itself into the bone later on." They gave me an ice bag and sent me home.
The next morning, I got a call from a very angry VA doctor, demanding I come in now for emergency surgery. Turns out, that bone fragment cut the tendons in the finger. They snapped like a rubber band and were now gathered at the base of the finger by the knuckle. I told him was the first doctor said, it was a sprain. "I don't care what he said. Your finger is broken. Get over here now." He wasn't angry at me. He was angry at the other doctor and his misdiagnosis. They had to cut open my finger, pin the tendons back into place, and inserted a 1/2-inch-long metal rod through my finger to keep it in place.
About eight weeks later they removed the rod. No surgery for that. Just a set of pliers. Yeah. Pliers. Over time the rod eroded through the tip of my finger. That was natural. When it was time, the doctor used the pliers, two strong yanks, and out came the rod. No pain. Then came another two months of physical therapy. That was the fastest I've seen the VA move. I'm guessing they feared a malpractice suit. Recently I got a copy of all my VA diagnosis and treatment summaries. This injury is still listed as a sprain!
That’s the type of doctor to tell a patient with their broken femur sticking out of their skin to, “walk it off.” 💀
Given all that Azeal's heard from people across the globe, seeing him suddenly pause, go WTF, and slowly look back at Mace told me I was in for a good one 😂
17:00 So there was this old man I knew who I saw on my way to school some days (depending on the path I took) who would hang out beside a local coffee shop. He was just a nice old man who was perfectly mentally healthy and nice to talk to. He was on the street due to some stupid shit he did as a teen that got him a federal record. It is nigh impossible to get a job with a federal record in Canada.
Anyways he passed away a few years ago in his 50s (iirc) and the local folks put up a little memorial for him.
its surreal seeing the phantom of the paradise saying this stuff to a small fox person.
lmaoo
As usual these stories never cease to make make laugh
Oh hey I know you!
My cousin is a cop I am going to ask him about the burrito
Please tell me this man has more stories! Maceman has a beautiful way of saying all of his stories\
I do actually. Thank you for the compliment!
Oh man, so nice to have a cool down video with all the negativity these days. Another great interview session Azeal!
Damn, Azeal is totally right about Vyvanse. I take it, and if I forget to, I end up a zombie.
Also I get really hungry for some reason.
It suckssss
Another one of those Vyvanse munchers here, Vyvanse is, as are most stimulants, are appetite suppressants! To make a complicated story short, it removes the sense of hunger, so sometimes you can not eat all day and just be like "not really hungry tho." Make sure to eat regardless! you still need just as much food on Vyvanse :)
@@Azeal yeah, I've crushed a shareable or two from McDonald's on those days when I forget, lol.
@@finnriley4099 yep, sometimes it takes a headache for me to realize I need food >~
@@finnriley4099 “not really hungry tho” is the perfect description for the vyvance experience. I look in the fridge and cabinet because I need to eat and nothing looks appetizing. Have you found any way around it?
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Watch the first video with Maceman: th-cam.com/video/Fhz8GgYUw-w/w-d-xo.html
Hoi
I seen the beginning and was gonna say I've seen this. Glad I read into it more and seen it's a part 2.
thnx for the video azeal and mace :D
These were some good stories... Some of them fucked up... But still good stories XD
Also I always enjoy a good malicious compliance story. I really liked that one XD