Hey Kim Jong-Un: Making Fun Of Trump Is America's Thing

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  • A firm message for the erratic leader of North Korea: making fun of the President is Stephen's thing.
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  • @thegoat5888
    @thegoat5888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Kim Jong Un and Trump insulting each other is like two twins trying to argue about who is better looking.

    • @mrtambourineman6107
      @mrtambourineman6107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Who do you think will win? I think Kim Jong Un will outsmart him every damn time!

    • @mikeomolt4485
      @mikeomolt4485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Trump call Kim, Rocket-man? I thought rockets and rocket-science was associated with being smart. Unlike Donald Trump. Elon Musk's been referred to as 'Rocket-man'. Kim must be flattered.

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rocket man will, although he's cray cray he still know his business.

    • @MindCrime550
      @MindCrime550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or who's older

    • @maymac2012
      @maymac2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only stupid DUMP gave Kim John Un the attention by threatening him on world stage. DUMP doesn't understand that's exactly what Kim John Un wants.

  • @7thSnowflake
    @7thSnowflake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    "the sound of a dog barking" is actually the Korean phrase for bullshit haha

    • @ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL
      @ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      or dinner's not ready yet

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is ̶ ̶a̶l̶3̶6̶9̶9̶..GOOGLE'S CHANNEL - oohh....cruel but funny!! XD

    • @akira_ariga
      @akira_ariga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Absolutely. mum says this alllll the time xDD

    • @simetry6477
      @simetry6477 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know t isn't a great turn to war, for Leftists.

    • @anska3022
      @anska3022 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly hahahahah

  • @barnabastgs
    @barnabastgs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Can we have these UN meetings every week? Game of Thrones doesn't come out in at least a year.

    • @jacobferrera1777
      @jacobferrera1777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good one

    • @luv2dancesalsa
      @luv2dancesalsa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @WKNY7
      @WKNY7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No!! I live here in nyc. The traffic was horrible ( like he said) and we don't want the orange POS in our city!!!!! Take him to nambia!

    • @enocherone
      @enocherone 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK COLBERT. TRUMP2020 MAGA
      Fucking safe space clowns, every single one of you.
      Come on here because you know its a safe space for liberal morons, because in the real world, you guys get wrecked. Both by debates, facts, and physical altercations.
      Liberals are losing.
      And its the reason why every single one of you are having baby hissy fits, cant accept that obozo isnt president anymore and a REAL patriot is president
      Theres a reason why no one respects hollywood anymore.... the theatre sales this year show it.
      Theres a reason why the NFL has the lowest ratings its ever been, St Louis Rams tickets this week for being resold online for less than what pretzels cost.
      Theres a reason why the Emmys hosted by Stephen Colbert, had the LOWEST ratings in 20 years
      Do you guys not see a common trend here or are you going to keep stroking your ego like you guys are in the right?
      HAHHAHAHAHHAH
      Liberals are hilarious man.
      But thanks for the liberal tears... much appreciated as always

    • @saberline152
      @saberline152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sure, we get beat with alternative facts not actual logical ones that require you to have a brain to understand

  • @pahulgill6114
    @pahulgill6114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Do the people of Nambia get to make fun of the President?

    • @porschecollector727
      @porschecollector727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pahul gill not unless they want their own hashtag

    • @naveenr3273
      @naveenr3273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      VenomDalek I hope your healthcare holds up cause I'm coming to Nambia!!

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The people of Nambla love the President?

    • @raizalmohammad7444
      @raizalmohammad7444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whose President you all talking about here,.!?!?..you mean Trump..!!!.Stop being an Uncle tom....

    • @lunaazule1899
      @lunaazule1899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If any country can it should be Nambia.

  • @Sid00101
    @Sid00101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    You are wrong. Insulting Trump is a global privilege and should be an Olympic sport.

    • @xanithofdragons
      @xanithofdragons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Providing fodder for creative insults is probably the only thing he's good for xD

    • @darklightstudio
      @darklightstudio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iván Egües lol! :)

    • @laydieelle7069
      @laydieelle7069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Iván Egües
      Probably the only medal I'd ever get lol.

    • @TuadaSultan
      @TuadaSultan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY !!

    • @yogarcia6066
      @yogarcia6066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I thought

  • @abhishekgoel19
    @abhishekgoel19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    I think making fun of Trump is a worldwide thing

    • @SteFan-rd7hi
      @SteFan-rd7hi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh it is. What I like the most is when he's with other world leaders and leaks come out that inform us how Trump is treated like the kid that nobody wants to play with by other world leaders.

    • @dududski
      @dududski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      IT IS, period...

    • @helenchristie6530
      @helenchristie6530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh it is! My dad who’s from Liverpool, picked me (from Yorkshire) up at the train station (in the north of Scotland) on Wednesday & all we did on the ride home was make fun of Trump...it really doesn’t help that trump is a word for fart in the UK!!

    • @abhishekgoel19
      @abhishekgoel19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Helen Christie Did you just Trump? 😅

    • @helenchristie6530
      @helenchristie6530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kehsihba of course not...I’m a lady 😂😂

  • @SoreEyeMusic
    @SoreEyeMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Fecking feck... we're in 2017, and the president of the US is talking loudly and proudly about war and destruction... Every politician in that room must've felt like they were watching the idiot kid do his poorly done presentation. x)

    • @TheShadowfaxOne
      @TheShadowfaxOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      K Dilkington Barack Hussein Obama was his name. John F.Kennedy was his name. Bill Clinton was his name.
      All of them treated war as a grave action with many unfortunate consequences.
      Not like Trump who treats it like Call of Duty

    • @maop7267
      @maop7267 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but when Kim jong does it he is actually serious lol

  • @GigaMan91
    @GigaMan91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Rogue newcomers to the world of politics" is actually a good line!

    • @santosic
      @santosic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huge burn! :P

  • @ShayanGivehchian
    @ShayanGivehchian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Well when the US start stepping it's foot in every puddle in the world you they should at least expect some verbal comebacks from other people.

    • @colleenz.2477
      @colleenz.2477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shayan Givehchian lol you mean the Brits stepped its foot in every puddle in the world

    • @dustyn4970
      @dustyn4970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That worked out well for them didn't it? Surely that won't happen to our great empire.

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      and "rogue newcomer" is more of an objective description than an insult
      like, you can't claim monopoly on objective description
      well some can apparently, fake news etc..

    • @RJLbwb
      @RJLbwb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Countries like North Korea are fine ones to claim another country is looking ridiculous when they are so poor they forced to borrow insults from other languages.

    • @anjupadma3431
      @anjupadma3431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      RJLbwb atleast they are under the dictatorship of an insane guy. No election whatsoever for decades. What's your excuse? Also, Please don't make fun of language, covefefe. :)

  • @groovy3957
    @groovy3957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Number 1 trump roaster 😂😂

    • @levvy3006
      @levvy3006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump is an idiot. Like all fascists.

    • @eastlosable
      @eastlosable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noooo ya got to see Vicente Fox videos roasting trump

    • @qcbassinfort720
      @qcbassinfort720 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you do it EVERY day its normal to become good at it.

    • @ssnickassm8s691
      @ssnickassm8s691 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoeBudden Assistant 1 fucking dibshit

    • @redeyenomore
      @redeyenomore 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will he be able to keep it up for seven years is question lol

  • @amm6569
    @amm6569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    You know things are bad when you agree with North Korea about their insults to Drumpf.

    • @micheletravis9057
      @micheletravis9057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know things are bad, when you are worried Trump will start WW3. It might be North Korea, Iran, or even Russia.

    • @bowchickabowwowthatswhatmy3219
      @bowchickabowwowthatswhatmy3219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah not with Russia. that would be like trump getting annoyed at daddy putin because he didn't buy him any sweets.

    • @zombitehdeath4992
      @zombitehdeath4992 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michele Travis no i don't think he will

    • @micheletravis9057
      @micheletravis9057 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      zombi teh death I hope not.

    • @Ggffghjnfffgddfhh
      @Ggffghjnfffgddfhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then pack up your shit and move to North Korea.

  • @varana
    @varana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You know it's really gone downhill when world leaders start mocking your President on the public stage. A few years ago, it needed Wikileaks to know what they said in private. :D

    • @kayrosis5523
      @kayrosis5523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you heard what Vincente Fox has been saying? he's not pulling any punches and knows exactly how to get under the orange peel.

    • @turtleguy5758
      @turtleguy5758 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kim Jong Un isn't a "leader". He's a ruthless dictator that recently held a public execution of musicians that he didn't like where he blew them into tiny pieces with anti aircraft guns and then ground the remaining body parts into the pavement by running them over with tanks. Wake up.

    • @varana
      @varana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *rolleyes
      He leads a country, so he's a leader. The word does not imply condoning the way he does that.
      P.S. I don't doubt that Kim is a monster, but even the Mirror (and that's saying a lot) was prudent enough to qualify the story with "according to the defector" and similar language.

    • @varana
      @varana 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, coming from you, I think I can live with that. Something with pots and kettles, I guess. :)

    • @g0ndola798
      @g0ndola798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      varana312
      Not really because these "world leaders" are scum who run horrible poor countries.
      And what has Wikileaks revealed about Hillary Clinton and her mafia in private?

  • @god8911
    @god8911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    "Man-Mayonnaise Hybrid" God damn it Colbert 😂😂

    • @vgc3540
      @vgc3540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Rocket Man"

    • @laughinghyena264
      @laughinghyena264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah they are all child lovers fuck this show

    • @jacklevy382
      @jacklevy382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BadNews Kelly...
      NO!!! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT STEPHEN LIKE THAT! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @enocherone
      @enocherone 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK COLBERT. TRUMP2020 MAGA
      Fucking safe space clowns, every single one of you.
      Come on here because you know its a safe space for liberal morons, because in the real world, you guys get wrecked. Both by debates, facts, and physical altercations.
      Liberals are losing.
      And its the reason why every single one of you are having baby hissy fits, cant accept that obozo isnt president anymore and a REAL patriot is president
      Theres a reason why no one respects hollywood anymore.... the theatre sales this year show it.
      Theres a reason why the NFL has the lowest ratings its ever been, St Louis Rams tickets this week for being resold online for less than what pretzels cost.
      Theres a reason why the Emmys hosted by Stephen Colbert, had the LOWEST ratings in 20 years
      Do you guys not see a common trend here or are you going to keep stroking your ego like you guys are in the right?
      HAHHAHAHAHHAH
      Liberals are hilarious man.
      But thanks for the liberal tears... much appreciated as always

    • @jakeberlin6778
      @jakeberlin6778 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodney Cardona considering his age, I have to say that Mike Pence is a pretty sharp looking guy. Colbert has done better with his demeaning descriptions.

  • @cage5577
    @cage5577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Making fun of Trump may lead to peace among nations one day xD

  • @Lorraine33366
    @Lorraine33366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Only one way to settle this between these two: Thunderdome.

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lorraine Mortal Kombat! Give each of them their choice of weapon. let them decide if they want to do it lethal or non-lethal, but I'd rather that the fatalities occur in the arena rather than as a result of nuclear annihilation across the entire world.
      or better still, no weapons! Let them slap each other like pansies. what's attach a fundraiser to it and end world hunger.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually its the blood dome

    • @300DBenz
      @300DBenz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Two men enter! One man leave! Two men enter! One man leave!

    • @tsu8003
      @tsu8003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about a re-release of Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Two Tribes video with Dotard and Rocket Man as the two boxers?

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lorraine - now that I would pay to see!! ;D

  • @stalematesibling
    @stalematesibling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    NO STEVEN. MAKING FUN OF TRUMP IS A WORLD THING.

    • @Roiyachan
      @Roiyachan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sebastian Stormborn lol exactly...thats the joke

    • @deborah-su8ff
      @deborah-su8ff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sebastian Stormborn *Stephen

    • @maop7267
      @maop7267 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      now go back to the world ur from

    • @stalematesibling
      @stalematesibling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! wow you trumpanzees still exist?

    • @ludovitche
      @ludovitche 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah Roiyachan... except for real, for many, many Americans, it's not a joke at all
      how many times I read on a forum an American answering a foreigner saying "you're not entitled to speak about that subject if you're not American"
      All. The. Time.

  • @RiordanOwens
    @RiordanOwens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jabba the Hutt's out of shape stunt double haha pure gold

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    If your dog break into my house and take a sgit on my table, i think i'm allowed to call it names, even if it IS your dog..

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just - STEPHEN IS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!!! What is the matter with you?!? Did you miss his deliberate contradiction when he insults Kim Jong Un? It was a JOKE OK!!

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if someone's dog comes into my house and takes a shit on my table, i'll have my first authentic Chinese food ever.

    • @abird7823
      @abird7823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then what was the applause after he said 'membership has its priviledges' for

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1) Majority of Americans don't get irony unless there are big red arrows pointing at it and saying THIS IS IRONY
      2) Those who do get it will also laugh, because well targeted sarcasm can be very funny, also because laughter is a way of rewarding the landing of a punch (on the true target, which in this case is mindless tribalism, whereby all antipathy within the tribe is temporarily dissolved by the merest hint of an external attack)
      As Ricky Gervais pointed out: the Subject of a joke should not be mistaken for the Target of a joke.

  • @JohnSmithh644
    @JohnSmithh644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    let the foreigners speak the truth

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elias Johnson A president so absurd even we Filipinos are starting to make fun of him in our TV shows

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elias Johnson - Stephen is being SARCASTIC!!! Berating NK for insulting his president, then coming out with an insult for him that is much worse is known as SARCASM, OK? This is so exhausting having to explain this to you people!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      stopthecrazyguy - maybe. There's just been so many who haven't been getting it that it's hard to tell the difference I guess. 🙄

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elias Johnson
      Let the foreigners speak the Truth.
      AFTER THE PRESIDENT THEY ELECTED... nyet Comrade lol

    • @kendesjarlais7577
      @kendesjarlais7577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ken Desjarlais
      1 second ago
      trump was elected to defend your skinny ass, and thats what he will do. your opinion of him matters not.
      theres a madman asian ready to blow your ass into oblivion and your mad at your president? you are braindead.
      what should trump do? apply more sanctions? they don't work bud

  • @gerardwhittaker1631
    @gerardwhittaker1631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey, I'm a Brit. But if trump is the leader of the free world, don't I have the right to insult him?

  • @LadyAneh
    @LadyAneh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Of Trump: He may be an SOB, but he's our SO...actually, you can have him.

    • @petergray2712
      @petergray2712 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Yneh And we will pay for the shipping and handling

  • @ilhamrj2599
    @ilhamrj2599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Stephen is on fire. Haha, now every world leader is free to throw insult like a Late Night Show hosts. Sure, this reminded us of 1930s and 1940s :P

    • @g0ndola798
      @g0ndola798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Stephen is on fire reading those scripted teleprompter lines

    • @largolegato
      @largolegato 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump turns everybody into a LNS host. Just can't help.

  • @CapnBlood
    @CapnBlood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everyone can say tRump is a poop-head, even foreigners of course. Nationalism is no excuse to exclude people from getting in on that.

  • @comingbackinoneweek3749
    @comingbackinoneweek3749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Taking ALL bets! Trump impeachment 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th year! No fucking way there’s a second term 😂😂

    • @davidlee5087
      @davidlee5087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      40 shmeckles on 2nd year.

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      926 Kudos to 2018!

    • @uk6016
      @uk6016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nerdbut Notreally $500 on third yeat

    • @JohnDoe-ze8pf
      @JohnDoe-ze8pf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nerdbut Notreally impeachment would be nice, but doesn't have a chance with a GOP House. Not happening.

    • @griffinsteury8458
      @griffinsteury8458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A year ago: No WAY he's gonna be president.
      There's a saying about counting chickens..?
      In this instance, it doesn't matter when they hatch... Just don't even count any chickens anymore 😕🐔

  • @jankim3745
    @jankim3745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Iran killed it, that was a great burn

  • @canadianpsycho1867
    @canadianpsycho1867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm Canadian and I have been insulting Donald trump since January 20 2017

    • @Vicki1930
      @Vicki1930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too🤣

    • @cheryltariq
      @cheryltariq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marta Szwedek ...yeah a million times better.....ANYONE AND EVERYONE IS.....Except those who don't think so!

    • @DgraymanKicksAss
      @DgraymanKicksAss 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marta Szwedek Trudeau is better than any of the white nationalist sympathizers in poland

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +COOLGUY48 What took you so long? I"m American and I've been insulting him for decades.

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marta Szwedek You poor dear. Trump and Trudeau should never be compared to each other. No one's perfect, not even our Prime Minister. I'm no big fan of his... But, Trump is an ass. A lying, racist, unethical, petty man-baby. NO ONE compares to him. He has turned your country into a divisive laughing stock when the U.S used to be a seen as a great nation,.. One to be reckoned with.

  • @KootFloris
    @KootFloris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just wish all other countries would have stood up and warned, in gentle political language, that they all worry about this president.

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KootFloris that would actually happen very nice. I would like the rest of the world to have done more than just sit there with worried faces. I'd like for them to have simply stated how they felt and as few words as possible.

  • @thomdisher5557
    @thomdisher5557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Making fun of america is a world thing

  • @jackburton3540
    @jackburton3540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "rotting haystack made of meat" how do they come up with this stuff it's genius!

  • @MNalias
    @MNalias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I don't get the "Don't insult our president". He should have gone with the "they took our jobs" argument.

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wannipower Name Dey Tuk Er Jerbs

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wannipower Name - for the love of God - He. Was. JOKING!!!!!! Big clue - berating NK for insulting his president, then following it with an even WORSE insult!! Why are you people missing the point?!?!? Stephen is being sarcastic, as usual, OK! Sweet God, this is so exhausting.

    • @MNalias
      @MNalias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Judi O'Regan I should have been more clear. I get what he was saying. He just didn't make it obvious enough. Americans tend to be... let's say hypocrites, especially when talking about foreign countries. So, him acting like that is a bit... well, to normal to be sure he is sarcastic. (Though it is the assumption.)

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helena Nilsson - perhaps. But there are so many people on here really not getting it. It drives me mad that some people have to be spoonfed what's going on. Sorry if I've caused offence but, as a Brit who uses sarcasm on a daily basis, it's so frustrating to have to explain the concept.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wannipower Name - but doesn't Stephen's berating NK for insulting Trump followed up with his own insult to NK flag this up as obvious sarcasm? I would have thought so but, hey ho.

  • @thequestion1357
    @thequestion1357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm not american and i have insulted Trump.

    • @phantomdreams5804
      @phantomdreams5804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel K it was a joke everubody insults him

    • @thequestion1357
      @thequestion1357 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Layla Benton Yeah, i know it was joke. But i like to take the joke further.

    • @Phantom1op
      @Phantom1op 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      than you are stealing our birthright GIVE BACK OUR BIRTHRIGHT OUTSIDER.

  • @Ludwig1625
    @Ludwig1625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kim-Jong-Un roasted Donald Trump LMAO.

  • @ISuperGenXI
    @ISuperGenXI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *Sniff sniff*
    Hmmm.... smells like we're having Trump roast for dinner

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Stephen Colbert throws burns like dragon 🔥

    • @RahulKudva
      @RahulKudva 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jokarys!

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rahul, that one took me a minute!

  • @veesaos8316
    @veesaos8316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember one of my school's alumni, a UN diplomat, coming over to give a seminar about diplomacy. He told us a lot of stories about being a UN diplomat, including one about his wife moving from New York back to her home country when Trump got elected 😂

  • @legoproductions12341
    @legoproductions12341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The dog reference is also used in South Korea.

  • @burtmaclin553
    @burtmaclin553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    donald trump likes his steaks well done. you cant trust a man who likes a well done steak

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The sound of a dog barking" is right. I believe there's a saying: "A frightened dog barks the loudest."

  • @tornado7248
    @tornado7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Trump started it and brought to himself though!!!

    • @vash8millenium
      @vash8millenium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How the hell did he started it you idiot?

    • @quadrunnerb4500
      @quadrunnerb4500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mahmoud AbdelAziz Because Trump's grandather invaded south korea, and founded an atrocious God-emperor dynasty that violates every human right....North Korea is launching missiles over our allies and towards us at the expense of its own people.

    • @tornado7248
      @tornado7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes .. trump started calling foreign countries and leaders/dictators with names in his speech in the UN .. are you deaf?!!

    • @quadrunnerb4500
      @quadrunnerb4500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He only called rocket man names....Everyone does, and for good reason. The leaders he criticized were all failing the basic obligations to their people. Actually, people who watched the speech in full seemed to generally like its respect for other people and the sovereignty of nations.

    • @tornado7248
      @tornado7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simply, if he thinks or you think he has the right to call names as he liked in his speech, the other sides will reply at least in the same way whether you like it or not ..

  • @jokersson21
    @jokersson21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fuckin lost it at 'Jabba the Hutt's outta shape stunt double'!! 😂🔥

  • @salimalsinawi
    @salimalsinawi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stephen roasting trump hard lmao

  • @maymac2012
    @maymac2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My God, I never thought this is the best way to find a way to criticize/denounce DUMP----we taxpayers, with our constitutional right, can, but not foreigners, belittle our DUMP, because he deserves to be belittled.

  • @MBA2804
    @MBA2804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Were fucked... we are so fucked

    • @SMC9872
      @SMC9872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MBA2804 how

    • @athermonuclearexplosion7159
      @athermonuclearexplosion7159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You JUST realized this?

    • @vivienne9906
      @vivienne9906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MBA2804 That's what I have been saying. God help us!

    • @tobycaputi3131
      @tobycaputi3131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too idiot

    • @g0ndola798
      @g0ndola798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No we're good, I love President Trump

  • @nurlindafsihotang49
    @nurlindafsihotang49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Iran-UN nuclear deal is bad? trumpy, do you know whats in it?

  • @TonecrafteLuthiery
    @TonecrafteLuthiery 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Saying the deal is an embarassment doesn't make it true. We wanted to prevent them from building a nuke, so we gave sanctions relief. It's as simple as that, in concept. And all the indications are that Iran is complying with IAEA inspections, giving inspectors full access to facilities, and limiting their production of enriched uranium at power plants to below what is required for a nuke, as well as having given what highly enriched Uranium they had away.
    It's actually an insanely good deal for the US. Go ahead and try to get Rocket Man to comply with those parameters and tell me what a nuclear deal is worth.

    • @santosic
      @santosic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clearly he has no knowledge of any of that. The deal's been working the way it was intended to. Obama didn't do a bad thing making this deal.

  • @jfh667
    @jfh667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    USA 101: Attack someone, wait for them to respond, then attack them in "self-defense".

  • @vercoda9997
    @vercoda9997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not sure how much Stephen grasps how much Trump is universally despised *everywhere* outside America. Or maybe he does.

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He does. _Everyone_ does, except for the Moronic Minority who voted for him.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Russia. I’m not even joking. I read it in an article on Gallup a few months ago.

    • @gregtagaras3314
      @gregtagaras3314 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "moronic minority"

  • @gothling1955
    @gothling1955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Great gas mileage and it's never had a corpse in the trunk... BeLieveMe." HILARIOUS!

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Iranian translator delivered his line with such intensity, I thought it was a prank pulled by the show's writers at first!

  • @seaninrussia
    @seaninrussia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Jabba the Hut’s out-of-shape stunt double”. 👏🏼👍🏼. Brilliant writing

  • @showtimelakers1795
    @showtimelakers1795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love the President...
    Show on Comedy Central.

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Man-mayonnaise hybrid” I’m deaaaaaad 😂

  • @SetoSokotsu
    @SetoSokotsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    got too conscious for cable in the middle, XD! The audience didn't know what to do with the "Native American history" joke; it cuts because its true...

  • @coloreo666
    @coloreo666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Jabba the Hutt's out of shape stunt double"... I say gawd dayum, lol. That shit was savage!!

  • @renegade5130
    @renegade5130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Truck Fump

  • @BeeeHonest
    @BeeeHonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best ever Mr Colbert! Brilliant!

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump, Shrek's embarrassing drunken uncle from the orange side of the family.

  • @justiniglesias3474
    @justiniglesias3474 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Java the Hut's out of shape stunt double." My face hurts from laughing at that remark. 😂

  • @The__Creeper
    @The__Creeper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So Trump has just been a fan of Naruto this entire time?

  • @kittttygirl5
    @kittttygirl5 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Kim Jong Un is like if the kid from Up ate the old man from Up", that has got to go down in the books as one of THE best lines ever

  • @tristanmoller9498
    @tristanmoller9498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think you might have missed something, everybody is making fun of Trump all the time. All around the world. And I actually agree with the Iranian representative here, because he has reason to complain. They are sticking to a treaty and we are not. Also it's not like Trump only complimented them and their leaders.

  • @Bondockable
    @Bondockable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "membership has its privileges" LOL

  • @Leviathan123456
    @Leviathan123456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    seriously. who writes these monologues!? amazing stuff!

    • @Leviathan123456
      @Leviathan123456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marco Polo ...sure😐

    • @gatosospechosop3
      @gatosospechosop3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marco Polo The late show thanks you for your ad revenue

    • @muadibadder3345
      @muadibadder3345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marco Polo dude your all over the place. What is wrong with you..... oh wait, your a trumpbot...never mind then.

    • @marqueshawalker2111
      @marqueshawalker2111 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennai Shirow ikr!!!!!! like wtf!!!! lmao!!! wow

  • @bharathrajgovind5146
    @bharathrajgovind5146 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Jabba the Hutt's out of shape stunt double"
    Jeez Colbert. That Burn is sick!

  • @mrtambourineman6107
    @mrtambourineman6107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When will you Americans realise that jokes about Trump are not enough, you ALL have to actually do something to rid yourself of this cancer before its too darn late! - (rest of sane world, 2017).

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marc Piechowicz unfortunately, it will likely require that the rest of the world sanctions us. There is not much that an individual citizen can do about a horrible leader.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the lecture Marcy

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Suggestions?

    • @StreetTruckinTitan
      @StreetTruckinTitan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Be patient. Mueller's about to drop the hammer on trump and his deplorables. Impeachment will soon follow.

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elliander Eldridge If that happened the rest of the world will take a bigger hit than the US especially china.

  • @04whim
    @04whim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd never dream of making fun of Trump. As a British man, I'm fully booked mocking Theresa May.

  • @itsmeman9025
    @itsmeman9025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Donald trump-The worst thing to happen
    Stephen colbert-The best thing to happen
    All in this great nation which we call U.S.A

    • @Skyknight12
      @Skyknight12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehh, I like Colbert, but Jon Stewart was much better.

    • @animamundii
      @animamundii 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      great? haha...hows that?

  • @andreyskotnikov7105
    @andreyskotnikov7105 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suggest a new swearing word - “trump”.
    Something like “go trump yourself, trump you, are you trumping me?, are you trump?”

  • @riemann2737
    @riemann2737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is Gold

  • @ERS2000
    @ERS2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was brilliant. It's every single week night😂😂😂

  • @Kieraaful
    @Kieraaful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One day...with all the people making fun of trump because he can't really handle criticism hes going to just have a heart attack lol...

  • @spod9135
    @spod9135 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Jabba the hut's out of shape stunt double' genius, Colbert!!!!

  • @catrinacompositions
    @catrinacompositions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    no one other than an american can make fun of trump? double standard. trump begging to be made fun of. by everyone. everyone.

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I want to say that Trump's capacity for rational thought is inversely proportional to the amount of orange on his skin, that is my constitutional right as an American.

  • @billiewhat1240
    @billiewhat1240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why is that piano guy allowed to talk? He adds nothing and is annoying.

    • @Hockey-le2yc
      @Hockey-le2yc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Billie While he's hilarious. His laugh is the best thing I've ever heard.

    • @johndotcom9648
      @johndotcom9648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You also add nothing and are annoying. But here you are typing away. At least he gets paid for it

    • @clarawaterbrooke6615
      @clarawaterbrooke6615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Phlips
      Burn! Besides, they guy is great with that piano! His laugh is contagious as well. Why did this person waste their time typing the comment? Where's the check at the end of them week? I doesn't have to contribute by saying anything, he's the pianist! He also comments on some things here and there. But I agree wit John, these types of comments are annoying.

  • @peterwc4159
    @peterwc4159 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Trump is Jabba the hutt's out of shape stunt double". Lol well done Colbert

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it just me or Jon is really getting weirder. The reactions are kinda off..

  • @mjohanss1975
    @mjohanss1975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn't Pence look like he would consider a cucumber-and-mayo sandwich spicy?

  • @markus3978
    @markus3978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    More than one nation in the continent of America

  • @parpar3
    @parpar3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't like Stephen's sudden sympathy for nationalism - so freedom of speech should be a privilege for US citizens?

    • @phantomdreams5804
      @phantomdreams5804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      : parpar : it was a joke this is satire after all

    • @lurkingposter
      @lurkingposter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's satire, silly.

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      : parpar : Does your country not have satire.

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This whole clip I kept waiting for Colbert to say, "But, no, those were actually some sick burns."

  • @disastrophe1433
    @disastrophe1433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seriously though, is Stephen's... music person... mentally impaired?

  • @TwoHundredandThirty
    @TwoHundredandThirty 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could easily make it as a late night talk show host these days. "Trump is so stupid!" *Crowd goes wild*.

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You will not tell me I can't make fun of your president! It's too easy!

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those are some sick burn to Trump, Stephen!!! JAJAJA

  • @carmelaszymanski8232
    @carmelaszymanski8232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    BRAVO MR.C..
    BRAVO..!!!!

  • @jakeberlin6778
    @jakeberlin6778 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen is worried that his job of insulting and making fun of the President is going to get outsourced to Asia 😂😂

  • @shahidilhan3139
    @shahidilhan3139 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rocket Man",Trump walked right into that one.

  • @fausten3
    @fausten3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen, you knocked it out of the park, again.

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donald Trump is "Jabba the Hutt's out of shape stunt double". ROFL!

  • @lau_dhondt
    @lau_dhondt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kids! You are BOTH right!
    Someone get Dennis Rodman.

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steven Colbert's insults of Trump are a thing of beauty.

  • @ThinPillow23
    @ThinPillow23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every Friday, Stephen Talks about the "Friday Crowd".

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Pence believes it to be the worst treaty ever signed, then his ridiculously poor judgment really disqualifies him for higher office.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kim Jong Un-impressed with Trump's threats.

  • @chenyenyu88
    @chenyenyu88 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen Colbert is a national treasure!

  • @tsu8003
    @tsu8003 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give Trump an actual big red button thats not connected to anything and, after frantically pressing it, watch his face explode when he realises that even his own staff are taking the piss out of him!

  • @tjwilson1591
    @tjwilson1591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, I absolutely love you, Stephen Colbert!!!

  • @MichaelGaryScott90
    @MichaelGaryScott90 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kim Jong Un vs. Donald Trump would still be more entertaining than McGregor vs. Mayweather

  • @Gaborio1
    @Gaborio1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I call Trump and undercooked orange spaghetti and I'm a foreigner, what you gonna do stephen?