"History Of The Entire World, I Guess" REACTION!!!!

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  • In today's Episode of Couples Reacts we react to history of the entire world, i guess by Bill Wurtz, and this video completely sums up what they teach you in world history class lol
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  • @asymptotic195
    @asymptotic195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

    ¨Let's save the planet!" said everybody, not knowing how.
    This basically describes humanity.

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeah. Look out for when people say "Let's..." or "We need to..."

    • @_Josper_
      @_Josper_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *very true*

    • @ToxicTrashBinBag
      @ToxicTrashBinBag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then someone said let’s raid target then another person said sure then target said
      🎵 What the hell 🎵

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You could make a religion out of this!

    • @baloons2990
      @baloons2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      China broke again

  • @dixie6086
    @dixie6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    My favorite part:
    "You can make a religion out of this" "No dont"

    • @sulfur_americium2993
      @sulfur_americium2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      China is whole again... then it broke again (cus he literally describes almost all of Chinese history in a few words when it would take a historían hours to explain it).

    • @gingycat2395
      @gingycat2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YaGrillHere more like you could make a re-NO don’t

    • @cy_torrent
      @cy_torrent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually know where that came from. It’s that soldiers would sing a song about cutting the people’s heads off. Heck they named the guillotine after a woman.

    • @markpattillo2466
      @markpattillo2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's even funnier when you realize that Robespierre LITERALLY tried to make it a religion, called the Cult of the Supreme Being.

    • @brycevarner3597
      @brycevarner3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mine is "fuck you obey the law" or "'fuck you' said America"

  • @plungergaming1105
    @plungergaming1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5750

    Mom: Go play outside!
    Me: NO
    Mom: Why?
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

    • @shawnlevel3095
      @shawnlevel3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      😂

    • @namenamenamename3463
      @namenamenamename3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      PlungerGaming same

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      How I feel every summer

    • @sypnosis6830
      @sypnosis6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Anna Lialine Mom: Not anymore there’s a blanket!

    • @slhyzkxd8480
      @slhyzkxd8480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PlungerGaming 666 likes? And its halloween lmao

  • @darshan81
    @darshan81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    18:41 HI I'm Gandhi and if the British doesn't get the hell out of here then I'm gonna starve myself in public........ *WOW, THAT WORKED???* I laughed so hard here 😂😂

    • @hunter-z4547
      @hunter-z4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's hunger strike

    • @nguyenquan2499
      @nguyenquan2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      out of India* xd

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ireland had done a hunger strike and a few actually died in a way of saying to the British Empire *"I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN LIVE IN BRITAIN!!!"*

    • @Holly-ro2sy
      @Holly-ro2sy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CatholicWeeb mood coming from a scottish person.

    • @enricopucci4857
      @enricopucci4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CatholicWeeb India does it:sure
      Ireland does it:nope

  • @reed3099
    @reed3099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    So You're Telling Me That Canada Did Absolutely Nothing In All Of Human Existence? 😂

    • @cronchee
      @cronchee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      Reed G well no offense but canada didnt do anything too significant that affected the whole world 😂 but u can say that canada is like a mom to the US

    • @imdatduck4889
      @imdatduck4889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +810

      more like a sister to the U.S.
      Britain is the mom to the U.S if you really think about it...

    • @otaku1014
      @otaku1014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      +GraVyC No, more like an annoying little brother/sister.

    • @bananaboomer6243
      @bananaboomer6243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      No but at least there's beaver

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Reed G no but at least there's a beaver

  • @yamemeguy4744
    @yamemeguy4744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4886

    I practically forced my history teacher to show this...let’s just say the teacher enjoyed it wayyy more than the actual students.

    • @meso_p
      @meso_p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      not rlly pg school material

    • @jahclipz5929
      @jahclipz5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lowla07 so no one cares

    • @diamondcalloway9048
      @diamondcalloway9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m in a Christian school and this vid has curse words so I’m fine no ty vid

    • @Sosa40706
      @Sosa40706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Diamond'sGames who fucking cares

    • @hrtdixon
      @hrtdixon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bartekrabit nobody really cares lmao

  • @nepalianflagvevo4528
    @nepalianflagvevo4528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Everytime they say something they miss a whole century

    • @Nick-uc8fk
      @Nick-uc8fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      you can make a religion out of this

    • @leekang0181
      @leekang0181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Niko Nickel
      *no don’t.*

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@leekang0181 *how bout I do anyway?*

    • @tahiti1901
      @tahiti1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Towards the end no

  • @user-fq1pz6mn4l
    @user-fq1pz6mn4l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Jazz: they should play this in science
    Me : or most likely history

    • @mythiclako9655
      @mythiclako9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Big brain time

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both

    • @TheCocomama254
      @TheCocomama254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *history* of the world

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the first half was mostly science and evolution.. the 2nd half was world history.. so it depends on what part you go over.

    • @mitchellandpatrick
      @mitchellandpatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think both

  • @empressofvibes
    @empressofvibes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    You could make a religion out of this.

  • @pree76
    @pree76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9485

    As a teenager I can confirm this actually wasn't all that confusing. I more or less got most of it
    Edit: As an adult I can confirm, this still makes sense, just a little less. Weird coming back to the same thread over the past 3 years but thanks 😂

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      PreeSasukeUchiha you right this actually helped the day before an AP exam

    • @pree76
      @pree76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Envision the Truth Lol preparing for regents so I'm all caught up 😂

    • @Blur23
      @Blur23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      PreeSasukeUchiha How old I'm 14 and I understood most of it lol.

    • @keoni_6375
      @keoni_6375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Same I thought I was the only one who actually understood a good amount

    • @-miaumiau
      @-miaumiau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dr Boom A; wtf your kinda showing off dude
      V; Honestly chill. Nobody's perfect so please don't act like you are :3
      Thank you!

  • @Pablo360able
    @Pablo360able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    Is it Tonga time? I think it's Tonga time.

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Buttcrack

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kapitalga Wait what

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oof8493 yes

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kapitalga Okay

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oof8493 nah hell nah

  • @starimyth1462
    @starimyth1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    hey, can we go on land?
    *NO*
    why?
    *the sun is a deadly lazer*
    oh ok
    *not anymore, there's a blanket*

    • @syailenthahir3289
      @syailenthahir3289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mythetical 69 likes noice

    • @mr.nolife7820
      @mr.nolife7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time to ruin the 69 likes

    • @masterjedi1711
      @masterjedi1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can turn sunlight into food TASTE THE SUN

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *_That's ozone baby_*

    • @desppp_
      @desppp_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the sun is still a deadly laser but theres just a blanket

  • @RoverAddiction
    @RoverAddiction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    CAN WE GO ON LAND.
    NO!
    WHY?
    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @kristenfulle661
      @kristenfulle661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.*

    • @MrGuest18
      @MrGuest18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET

    • @arsonleblanc2005
      @arsonleblanc2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ~not anymore, there's a blanket~

    • @borkoducko2866
      @borkoducko2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Takumi Fujiwara You should have done this: *NO*

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Initial d

  • @Raven-ct6bi
    @Raven-ct6bi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4789

    I’ve memorized all of the video
    *china is whole again... then it broke again*

    • @StarlitDraws
      @StarlitDraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      *And its whole again*

    • @mauri1282
      @mauri1282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Starlit *then it broke again*

    • @vQueVy
      @vQueVy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@mauri1282 *and it's whole again*

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me too I watch it all the time I love it

    • @mcgimertv312
      @mcgimertv312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@vQueVy then it broke again

  • @ArchaeologyMonster
    @ArchaeologyMonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    .
    .
    .
    Jas: I'm guessing this guy doesn't believe in religion.
    Me: ...wat?

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Its because he is very cavalier about it

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      You could make a religion out of thi-
      *-no, don't*

    • @omega0195
      @omega0195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She doesn't get it my dude

    • @theodoreroosevelt2214
      @theodoreroosevelt2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Well tbh he does kinda say it in a mocking way or a tone in a way that kinda seems like he doesnt respect it

    • @FuhqEwe
      @FuhqEwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@theodoreroosevelt2214 Fuck you moronic snowflake.

  • @blueflamegd322
    @blueflamegd322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    My braincells died and revived over and over again. *THEN IT BROKE AGAIN*

    • @fad3d_v1per22
      @fad3d_v1per22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We can make a re- //GETS SLAPPED WITH A BOOK//

  • @jolorraine27
    @jolorraine27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    my 14 year old showed me this video. while we watched he quoted nearly all of it with the guy. he was completely fascinated by the video that he watched it over and over until he learned it.

    • @mrshenanigan5044
      @mrshenanigan5044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha. Nerd.

    • @mcgimertv312
      @mcgimertv312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@mrshenanigan5044 Haha, that means their smarter.

    • @jenk__
      @jenk__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CallMeSeledoon u not being able to see if someone is being sarcastic/ being a troll means ur unintelligent

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jenk__ you* misspelled many things and made multiple grammar errors and called him/her unintelligent

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Youre*

  • @spacecore5322
    @spacecore5322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    "most of the planet is water"
    ...
    *_"w h a t?"_*

    • @reziahangelicafamorcan4880
      @reziahangelicafamorcan4880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      space core right? 😂😂

    • @elatedmun3288
      @elatedmun3288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think land because the bottom of the ocean is land

    • @koigacha7650
      @koigacha7650 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      space core xD

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Most of the surface is covered in water.

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      70% of the earth is covered in water, and only about 3% of it can be safe to drink

  • @username5144
    @username5144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    " Can we go on land? "
    " *NO* "
    " Why? "
    " *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER* "

    • @cheemax
      @cheemax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not anymore, there's a blanket.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadly Lazer over 6000:ATTCK

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheemax we can make a religion out of this

  • @jaeminlover3000
    @jaeminlover3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Why were y’all like “it’s a lot” it’s the entire world did you expect it to be 5 minutes 💀

  • @JustThatManAtTheTank
    @JustThatManAtTheTank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    i bet them pillows are soft af

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But in reality pillows are actually used to masturbate and not to sleep in it lol.

    • @aminalv6888
      @aminalv6888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MysticStrike ForceSSJ3 how can you even do THAT with one, that doesn't make sense

    • @afroman9541
      @afroman9541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      justthatman atthetank Yeah, and I bet those cushions they're sitting on are soft too.

    • @Mintteacup_
      @Mintteacup_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      justthatman atthetank boi....you is right.

    • @fdlarts7676
      @fdlarts7676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have the same exact pillows still packaged. Not so crazy abt furry pillows, might throw em out soon

  • @miniminminimin6007
    @miniminminimin6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    3:14
    Jasmine: what
    Video: what

    • @tissuemane3476
      @tissuemane3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Habibi

    • @hellothere-in7vr
      @hellothere-in7vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doggo

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🕺

    • @14thperuvian34
      @14thperuvian34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nani

    • @Brainmelt427
      @Brainmelt427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duhebe ud7d6de stitch is the perfect example for camp to get a river 66AM and quality of life 85in 4 and 8get 58feet 6d by randy price at the new Orleans theater on a 3dozen 3drive and 4th Avenue hotel at thcity elementary Beverly Hilton and ehy33yg3g4 in new York

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Britain: Hey we just fought a war for you to protect you.
    America: Mhm.
    Britain: Now we need money.
    America: Mhm.
    Britain: So we're gonna have to tax you more
    America: REVOLUTION!

    • @ItsARandomDragon
      @ItsARandomDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw that video

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The 7 year war wasn’t to protect the colonies

    • @Orion_TheyThem
      @Orion_TheyThem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dreamdesk7258 well, it was to protect Britain's control over the colonies......but you're right. Not to protect the colonies' freedom.

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Canada: Hey can we be independent?
      Britain: Yeah sure! Thanks for asking nicely.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "for" you

  • @jamesjackson5546
    @jamesjackson5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    IS IT LEGAL TO LOVE JESUS YET 😂😂😂

    • @wazinator279
      @wazinator279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No its illegal

    • @dannikim8861
      @dannikim8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, yes, no ,yes , no, what the hell fine

    • @icecream.oreos3319
      @icecream.oreos3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegeta Boi *i like cheese*

    • @jog4618
      @jog4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Jackson no it’s not like that stupid. “ Is loving Jesus legal yet”

    • @carklee
      @carklee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk

  • @denajahardemon9079
    @denajahardemon9079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    11:25 They did that to confuse their enemies. That way, if someone was coming to Greenland to attack them, they'd prepare for nice, warm weather only to die from hypothermia when they realized that Greenland was 100% ice.

    • @boby6110
      @boby6110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was gonna comment that

    • @rinb4599
      @rinb4599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kolten Vanderbyl I was going to as well but it's roughly 3 days late to comment that in my opinion so I cut it and said that the sun is a deadly laser

    • @boby6110
      @boby6110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @armyangel_
      @armyangel_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denaja Hardemon RIP enemies

    • @keonalee-rimpel2933
      @keonalee-rimpel2933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I also heard that they did that because Greenland wanting settlers there, but people obviously wouldn't come if they knew it was so cold. Iceland didn't want people there so they named it that in the hopes that people would think it's cold and not come there.

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    *Their faces at the end of the video looked as if a mean history teacher dropped 50 textbooks on their heads* and told them to write a 20-page Essay on those books that had to be handed in the next day...xD

    • @hydrangeyes2170
      @hydrangeyes2170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Half The Heart way to real 😅😅😭

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So relatable I know xD

    • @v1gilantics
      @v1gilantics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      you could make a religion out of this

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      +LionJayHollyDove Three *No don't.*

    • @miafazazi6547
      @miafazazi6547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Half The Heart _How bout I do anyway?_

  • @hellothere-in7vr
    @hellothere-in7vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    GUYS WE CAN MAKE RELIGION OUT OF HER SAYING "WHAT??" EVERY 5 SECONDS

    • @loganweaks2208
      @loganweaks2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No dont.

    • @DigitalDisco
      @DigitalDisco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loganweaks2208 You avatar looks so cute😊

  • @dutchferret3688
    @dutchferret3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    And right when the world needed him the most, he vanished.

    • @MG_2347
      @MG_2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg.... Avatar!!!! Hehehe me too

  • @tayshaunsteele8461
    @tayshaunsteele8461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    The guy who made this isn't against religions, its quite the contrary tbh. He included all the religions and made them apart of history, when he says "You could make a religion out of this" that's his sarcastic way of saying, "This part of history I just explained had a religion built around it"

    • @stanpaul4315
      @stanpaul4315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Pongan He just told it how it is. Religion and God is a creation of humans.

    • @wrok3
      @wrok3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im pretty sure he is an agnostic.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stan Paul no its not

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      KarnRulez It is. Now go watch wrestling.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SepiDogg no its not

  • @mannatsandhu2389
    @mannatsandhu2389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    The sun is a deadly laser!

    • @ShermanTheMajor
      @ShermanTheMajor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not anymore

    • @erikacutie69
      @erikacutie69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lazer*

    • @alovelydeadfish
      @alovelydeadfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erikacutie69 laser* you're wrong XX

    • @erikacutie69
      @erikacutie69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alovelydeadfish the vid. it says that dumbass
      the sun is a deadly lazer

    • @kingbeast8736
      @kingbeast8736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mannat Sandhu Not anymore!

  • @carmar5087
    @carmar5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    HES JUST TELLING HISTORY AND U SAYING HES NOT A BELIEVER XD

    • @carmar5087
      @carmar5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol my comment is high lighted

    • @SaintGuillotine
      @SaintGuillotine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:57 when she starts to say: "I'm guessing he is...
      The guy just says: "conquering Vietnam?"

    • @justpurplethings8175
      @justpurplethings8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaintGuillotine 😂😂

  • @derekklitz801
    @derekklitz801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "this is a lot" "this is way too much"... did you read the title? History of The Entire World? No shit its a lot

    • @beanphoenix8636
      @beanphoenix8636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes nice

    • @taffi_taffy9182
      @taffi_taffy9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SWAN SNIPER HA!!! now it’s 70, I’m the 70th like

  • @sidney9014
    @sidney9014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Im gonna miss that old couch.
    The plopping good times

    • @DwayneNJazz
      @DwayneNJazz  7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      this one will get plopped on too lol

    • @craycraygurl50o15
      @craycraygurl50o15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you guys should watch Joey Graceffa since you like shane so much

    • @kazokis
      @kazokis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i would correct u but nah....u cn hve it

    • @johnnykiehn1872
      @johnnykiehn1872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm sure Jazz won't miss all the times she hurt herself sitting down on it lol

    • @igevhanz3295
      @igevhanz3295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stripes

  • @BlazingBlackBolshevik
    @BlazingBlackBolshevik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    They never got Ethiopia

    • @dietcoke0703
      @dietcoke0703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Tracy Jones they never got Thiland

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tracy Jones But! But! But Italy in WW2!

    • @toocutenoirb.4278
      @toocutenoirb.4278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tracy Jones Ethopian History is boss thats why

    • @TheAtmosfear7
      @TheAtmosfear7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah but Italy

    • @cringypastel7751
      @cringypastel7751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They never mentioned Canada

  • @Imacrazypersonbruh
    @Imacrazypersonbruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Friend: go outside
    Me:THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
    friend: NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET
    me:Dang it

    • @ashleyanderson7912
      @ashleyanderson7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Haruko13 Do the people become food then? 😱

  • @jeremiahbailey541
    @jeremiahbailey541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    bro if u skip 10 seconds and u miss a whole decade of world history

  • @Dinghys
    @Dinghys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    drinking game: Take a shot whenever they say "What?"

    • @beebs0004
      @beebs0004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I am now dead...I used whiskey help me

    • @prodmanu
      @prodmanu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      send help

    • @deathmyman4791
      @deathmyman4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I did this with water and I still died

    • @jedihunter176
      @jedihunter176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right? Like we get it, you two are both clueless scrubs.

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ez hold my b- (dead)

  • @freshpineapple9979
    @freshpineapple9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    8:58 did she say she thinks this guy doesn’t believe in any religion because he is explaining why and how each religion was made 🤔😂

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I can't figure out his religious belief either, since I don't follow him outside of TH-cam. I do think he's Christian since he dropped hints in some of his videos but for all I know it could've been irony.

    • @whatashame8800
      @whatashame8800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nightfuryyassamaru1683 but doesn't everything he just said about how the world was created go against Christian belief? I mean I'm not Christian but

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@whatashame8800 Well I know some Christians that aren't creationists.

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Toxic Gaming If that information is true, then thank you for the confirmation

    • @mirhasanoddname
      @mirhasanoddname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@whatashame8800 My Christian school taught me evolutionism and to not treat the bible as a history/cientific book. Christian's know, or _should_ know that the Bible is full of metaphors that should not be taken literally, so Christians who believe in creationism are just choosing to stay ignorant in my opinion.

  • @samoedo
    @samoedo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    8:57
    "So I'm guessing whoever made this..."
    "Conquering Vietnam"
    "..No"

    • @kumanaz2765
      @kumanaz2765 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t catch that lol!

    • @wryuz
      @wryuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kumanaz2765 he means he gonna be conquering vietnam and she says no

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That seems a good Idea. Let's conquer vietnam

    • @taijohatsumoto394
      @taijohatsumoto394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dinamosflams Can my troops have some of the Women?

  • @theily1724
    @theily1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    9:03
    More likely, he’s just being satirical for the video and taking a historical perspective on religion rather than debate the religions’ validity. Whether or not Jesus flew into the sky like a flying zombie, he became more popular after being killed.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly it’s just a secular video

    • @argus0ia
      @argus0ia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Great-Documentaries religion had a point by explaining stuff we couldn't understand and throwing down some "laws" and guidelines for humanity, it was easier to enforce rules when it wasn't a king or emperor doing it but what you believed was the creator of all things, maybe we are where we are today cause of religion, it helped our evolution. Now it's mostly useless but people find comfort in it, death it's still inexplicable for us, the passing of time, it's okay to find comfort in religion to explain the loss of loved ones and stuff like that, it's the ones that still try to force others that are morons and ruin everything
      (i'm not a believer to be clear)

  • @hayleymacias00
    @hayleymacias00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    when you have a AP world history exam the next day

    • @aaronrollins1795
      @aaronrollins1795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hue merica ikr

    • @misterbearmore4633
      @misterbearmore4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoot, I got an AP Psychology exam on May.

    • @rodsaidshiboi1708
      @rodsaidshiboi1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck AP I asked for Accel instead lol

    • @dankgames2453
      @dankgames2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hue merica GGWP

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron Rollins and a science test next period

  • @sprinklz9319
    @sprinklz9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    That's how every it gets.
    Forget this.

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wanna be something

    • @warriorcat4301
      @warriorcat4301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do something

    • @construct8295
      @construct8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Warrior Cat Go somewhere

    • @nienawidzeft-sb5nx
      @nienawidzeft-sb5nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want things to change

    • @Kizenon
      @Kizenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mary Manny I want to invent time and space

  • @lokilaevatein9884
    @lokilaevatein9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hey, can we go on land?
    *NO
    *
    Why?
    *The sun is a deadly lazer!*
    "Oops, China just broke."

  • @abbier6348
    @abbier6348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In sixth grade my teacher showed us this at the end of the year. She made us do so much history but she found ways to make it fun. The kids loved this video but we did the ‘clean’ version.

  • @shamalpowell5265
    @shamalpowell5265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    *NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.*

  • @Starrkillr
    @Starrkillr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Iceland was named Iceland cause they didn't want anyone coming to it while Greenland was named Greenland cause they needed more people

  • @rolen1083
    @rolen1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This makes education finally fun

  • @badluck7467
    @badluck7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me first time watching this: I understand every word.
    My entire class first time watching: What is happening?

  • @ladefury9523
    @ladefury9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    im 13 and i understood everything..and my brain didint hurt at all
    but after 2 lessons of chemistry at school my head legit *explodes*

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "My brain hurts" is just an expression. It doesn't atually hurt. Also what has your age got to do with any of this?

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's because chemistry class would teach your more than this in an hour. You actually have to understand the concepts instead of mindlessly listening to youtube videos for 20 mins. And why say your age?

    • @orca2276
      @orca2276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are probably describing stress

    • @russ6849
      @russ6849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nabiya Ri he's just expressing it though, sarcastically

    • @sianevans9318
      @sianevans9318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My ears hurt after that hydrogen test tube popping noise thingymabob experiment

  • @weekdaysend
    @weekdaysend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    We can legit just watch this instead of a year of history class.

    • @BidiguiloChefao
      @BidiguiloChefao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BloodPuddin History class is better because we learn all the stuff in this video more detailed.

    • @Oliver_McCombie
      @Oliver_McCombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah their probably watching porn in the background

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good Luck with that I guess? (Not a good idea at all)

    • @alion4574
      @alion4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bidiguilo Chefão The problem is a lot of those details are forgotten by the end of the year .

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Lion On the other hand, the details from this video will be forgotten by the end of the day. There is no way that this can act as a substitute for a actual class. All of this is besides the point anyway. If you are interested in this field, you would continue this learning it and would not forget it. Arguing that this is better than a class is just silly.

  • @iikathh
    @iikathh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE
    SUN
    IS
    A
    DEADLy
    LAZER

  • @lilychancey4446
    @lilychancey4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can we just talk about the fact that this guy is just a comedic genius

  • @datboidego
    @datboidego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I can’t believe they didn’t understand some of this stuff. It was actually history

    • @gn2630
      @gn2630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      GmoneyMan Surprise surprise, some people don’t know every single little thing about world history. Fuck off assface

    • @user-mo4xd4xs5i
      @user-mo4xd4xs5i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuck history, I never paid attention in class anyway.

    • @420bakedLizard
      @420bakedLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ikr. Everyone learns in like 4 grade that australia was a prison Continent for a while

    • @lizewilcox9898
      @lizewilcox9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not everyone has a right to an education. We don't know what Jasmine and Dwayne have been through because they haven't told us directly. One of them could've never went to school and had to teach themselves how to read and write. One of them could have a learning disability or some form of mental illness. One could have autism and here you are being hateful towards them when you have no idea what they've been through in their lives. Not all lives are perfect and there are billions of people in the world who are not ABLE to go to school. Leave them alone. If you don't like the video, don't click on it. Basic Human Logic. We all bleed red. We were all put here by God and God states that ALL WERE CREATED EQUAL. The only one who can judge is God. It says so in the bible. Leave them alone.

    • @vktor5730
      @vktor5730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lize Wilcox Or, people are generally dumb and ignorant. They have mentioned that they went to college and if they had mental problems im sure it would’ve been mentioned already. Yes, many people don’t have access to proper education but there are also people who DO have access and still choose to be ignorant. Also, God wouldn’t like you calling someone a whore and telling them to fuck off now would he? I find it ironically funny that your mentioning how we are “put here by god” even though the video says otherwise.

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    *That video literally came in my recommended 2 minutes before y'all reacted to it...*
    The convenience my God.

    • @brazu9864
      @brazu9864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Could make a religion out of this.

    • @kingbeast8736
      @kingbeast8736 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Original Name no dont

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      King Beast You stole that reply.

    • @oliviacain7788
      @oliviacain7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brazu9864 *no. don't.*

  • @julia-xb6uv
    @julia-xb6uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Every few seconds “heh” “what?” “Yeah” “uh huh” “repeating what they say in the video”

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can make a religion out of this

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a high school student, I'm often finding myself learning about things in school that I originally saw here. I can't remember the details on command, but when I learn about something that I saw here first, I'm able to make the connection. It really does stick with you.

  • @TheSirQueefington
    @TheSirQueefington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    This woman is the equivalent of the person who raised their hand in class immediately after the smart person in class and repeating their answer acting like they already knew the answer.

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Truthpost

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheSirQueefington lol

    • @eriksully46
      @eriksully46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Truth

    • @darkartx-sg755
      @darkartx-sg755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Haha yeah she was sitting there going "mmh" and "yea" it just made me gag tbh xD

    • @jamesramirez0408
      @jamesramirez0408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep in the video shes a bit noisy, I cant understand the video much because of her.

  • @IIYamiBakuraII
    @IIYamiBakuraII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Ok, I've been watching a bunch of people reacting to this video, and so far, anytime they react negatively its towards the parts EXPLAINING religions. Why so trigger so easily? Its about super fast explanation of all of history, why get triggered over that? The guy is just explaining the birth of the religion, because it had to have come from somewhere.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ace cause it's anti religious

    • @alleniko4061
      @alleniko4061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      KarnRulez How is it anti religious

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alleniko • it's mocking our faith. The video was made by a bigot

    • @dude071297
      @dude071297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It doesn't mock anything. For example: Jesus was born. He got popular. He got killed. Christianity was born from it. That's literally how it happened, and that's how the video explained it, too, where's the mockery there?
      Plus, they did it for every religion of any consequence, so even if they were mocking the faithful, they mocked every faithful person on Earth, not one religion in particular.

    • @aaronnewman7573
      @aaronnewman7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      how did he mock it he literally said “u can make a religion out of this” which they did

  • @1000thGhost
    @1000thGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
    Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Helmet] is happening "now." [Indicates the screen]
    Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then."
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
    Dark Helmet: Why?!
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?!
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: ... When will "then" be "now"?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

  • @alicetheaxolotl
    @alicetheaxolotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This just went through 4 years of learning in about 20 minutes

    • @synicat7839
      @synicat7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think like a more than a quintillion years we learned in 20 mins

    • @ferhatakbulut6572
      @ferhatakbulut6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@synicat7839 13.8 billion years actually if our estimate of the universe's age is right :)

    • @synicat7839
      @synicat7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferhatakbulut6572 im just makin a joke, but ok

    • @Haruko13
      @Haruko13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just missing some details.

  • @starofsouls1232
    @starofsouls1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I feel like they're just looking at the screen nodding their heads saying "mhm" and "yes" without even actually paying attention

    • @sandpitturtle2781
      @sandpitturtle2781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      They funny bits go right over their heads

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      StarOfSouls *WHAT*

    • @anttin5057
      @anttin5057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They are Americans.

    • @thejester-foolofhearts5852
      @thejester-foolofhearts5852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ^So what, the guy who made the video is American as well. Most of you assholes hate America and don't even know why you hate it. People just love being the underdog and hating whoever is currently on top. If it was Britain for example, it would be the other way around and you'd get a lot of stupid fucking comments from people trying to insult Britain in any way they possibly can, without even having a reason as to why they dislike Britain.

    • @henrichvonruben9114
      @henrichvonruben9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      keith I'm Keith

  • @tatertodtstudio9919
    @tatertodtstudio9919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    *YES LETS TAKE THIS GUYS MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND REPOST IT WHILE SAYING "WHAT" EVERY FIVE SECONDS*

    • @ThatIsDopeBro
      @ThatIsDopeBro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well at least they didn't go full scummy and moneti.... Shit I just got an ad

    • @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk
      @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PC is retarded and gay I can’t agree with your name

    • @bitasaur
      @bitasaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Angel Ami thought

    • @cheeseytacotime9380
      @cheeseytacotime9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeeeeee

    • @rainyriver
      @rainyriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is what reactors do, and reactors always have the original video link in they’re description. If the dude didn’t like them reacting to it or he didn’t feel like they credited him enough he could easily copystrike them, and they’re forced to take the video down. Learn about TH-cam so more why don’t you.

  • @thehound6126
    @thehound6126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Boy I love when people watch this and say "mhm" and "yup" and repeat everything that is on the screen pretending they know what they are talking about. If you ask them something that isn't basic knowledge they won't be able to answer.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love when people come to react channels and pretend they're clever while missing the point of react channels.

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheKyrix82 I love when people try to defend reaction TH-camrs by saying that’s what they’re supposed to do.
      Like they added basically nothing to the video, that’s not a good reaction.

    • @sadmagicfan9682
      @sadmagicfan9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quno5174 then why are you here

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ChrisTheMagicFan I love when peoples only reaction to me being on these videos is “then why are you here”

    • @crawford5448
      @crawford5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark Knight EXACTLY!!!!

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *tHe SuN iS a DeAdLy LaZeR*

  • @GreaterMarlin
    @GreaterMarlin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    He is just saying hey you can make a religion out of this saying that's how this religion was made doesn't mean he doesn't believe in all the gods

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ikr

    • @MilanTheAngel
      @MilanTheAngel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      k

    • @hicow6075
      @hicow6075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      He's too smart to believe in gods.
      you happy dementis?

    • @darth1nsidious726
      @darth1nsidious726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      GreaterMarlin he believes in evolution

    • @GwenP00L3
      @GwenP00L3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well. fuck logic

  • @patriciad.5962
    @patriciad.5962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If they showed the video at school history class would be so fast. Also, I feel like our schools need to talk about more things other than America cause I realized after watching this a barrel full of stuff happened outside of America that we should know about.

    • @andersv5
      @andersv5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no shit USA have exsisted for almost 250 years and the rest of the world dident go on pasue when it started.

    • @anna-jv9li
      @anna-jv9li 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patricia D. They talk less about America

  • @sweetjojoba
    @sweetjojoba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Only 20% of the people here ACTUALLY watched the video before this one.

  • @ka9ine574
    @ka9ine574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Video: Tells how religion started.
    Jasmine: I think he’s making fun of religion.
    Me: whatttt???

    • @miseriabelle6843
      @miseriabelle6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He explains it in a comedic way

    • @jackd9375
      @jackd9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miseriabelle6843 you watched the entire rest of the video right?

  • @damnbenny8101
    @damnbenny8101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "taste the sun"😂😂😂

    • @metalfan2346
      @metalfan2346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like 'ouch yeouch & gneurshk'

  • @RealILOVEPIE
    @RealILOVEPIE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Just because someone makes fun of religion doesn't mean they don't believe in one.

    • @Timurkani
      @Timurkani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ILOVEPIE i cant remember him making fun of religion to much

    • @steviewonder5103
      @steviewonder5103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honin Akecheta ikr

    • @tdub6542
      @tdub6542 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      right so stupid and that's coming from a christian

    • @squeakSquak
      @squeakSquak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T DUB she said GUESSING.

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squeakSquak Still, that's a pretty stupid guess to make. Pretty out of left field.

  • @CripCookin
    @CripCookin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dwayne: "We can disagree and still live civil"
    Me who has been playing SMP Earth on Minecraft for the past week: "War is inevitable

    • @CripCookin
      @CripCookin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Doe tbh i think the U.S. is shit, but im also american

  • @kpatelv607
    @kpatelv607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Animals didn't war. They just ate each other. Like we eat them. Is eating Chick-fil-A war?!?!

  • @MrAlexblah
    @MrAlexblah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I like how of all the things that are going on in the video, the only thing that pop-up is: "so this guy doesn't believe in god"

    • @itsxavier395
      @itsxavier395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She said religion, not god.

    • @theweirddankmeme6602
      @theweirddankmeme6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s basically saying “there is a new religion made” he believes in god,you know what you get triggered to easily ok maybe bill wurtz isn’t for you.

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't important for Bill to mention in the video whether he believes in religion/God or not. That's not the point of the video so he didn't say anything about it.

  • @RonicTheEgg
    @RonicTheEgg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My history teacher was struggling to get the student's attentions so I told her to play this video and everyone aced the test lmao

  • @willydgaf37
    @willydgaf37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:47 I did, and my teacher laughed so hard that she fell out of her chair and onto the ground

    • @veed1ary
      @veed1ary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @Nathaniel-qo5nd
    @Nathaniel-qo5nd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION*

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    New way to study history, I guess

    • @13.7BYITM
      @13.7BYITM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea that video actually help me

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I learned is
      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @thelemon27hd13
    @thelemon27hd13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When your history teacher is high

  • @ScarletJannaStaAna
    @ScarletJannaStaAna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm still watching that video since the past 3 years until I've try to write the script of the entire vid just for fun during this quarantine.
    Bill Wurtz is Awesome

  • @nat9405
    @nat9405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    You guys need to get caught up on Shanes videos.

    • @DwayneNJazz
      @DwayneNJazz  7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      we will :)

    • @nat9405
      @nat9405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha. Good. Nice new house btw. You guys deserve it for all you do for us.

    • @Jamal_Dickerson69
      @Jamal_Dickerson69 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dwayne N Jazz they didn't talk about Canada 🇨🇦 ONCE

  • @funnyfish8131
    @funnyfish8131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I like how she acts like she knows stuff but she's just saying stuff that appears on the screen

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can make a religion out of this.

    • @aaronrollins1795
      @aaronrollins1795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      comrade dog for real. She was getting on my nerves throughout the vid

    • @squeakSquak
      @squeakSquak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up. Its not like you know anything

    • @danielleg.1084
      @danielleg.1084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it’s was soo irritating

    • @cjlang6707
      @cjlang6707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No not really. She clearly said that she did a report on most of this in high school.

  • @nmitchxll305
    @nmitchxll305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everybody talks about them switching the names, but I can tell you that Iceland, for the vast majority, is black volcanic rock, not green.

  • @onyx4778
    @onyx4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hi thanks for checking in......:
    I’M sTilL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe

    • @markpattillo2466
      @markpattillo2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ive always wondered if thats by the same guy

    • @jerrygil1965
      @jerrygil1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I checked in

  • @BottomTextAssOpen
    @BottomTextAssOpen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When I go back to school, I'm gonna ask my science teacher to play this XD

  • @Skraptonz
    @Skraptonz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why, why are you guys saying that he doesn't believe in any religion and that he's trying to make fun of those religions stated in his video, he's only stating fact. The things he said was how the religion was made.

    • @supbro4010
      @supbro4010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skrapton. no Christianany exists. because of jesus he's the one that started the religion in fact the only reason why it's considered a religion is because it has a belief in one God. Besides that it has nothing is common with other religions

    • @KongFuzii
      @KongFuzii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kamora Warner ...

    • @pinnacle5635
      @pinnacle5635 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kamora Warner Jesus isn't real

    • @1h3art_mys3lf-
      @1h3art_mys3lf- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kamora Warner it has nothing in common with other religions let me disprove you it's monolithic Islam is monolithic

    • @cannedme5565
      @cannedme5565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair Jesus was a real person

  • @LucaGel23
    @LucaGel23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I don’t know my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it

  • @winterwolf0100
    @winterwolf0100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that the end of the video feeds into the beginning of the video so theoretically you could just play it on loop for all eternity

  • @campuscnts
    @campuscnts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    She nods every time she kind of knows what’s happening to look smart.
    *nods* “dinosaurs”

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And you didn't?

    • @diogenes926
      @diogenes926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No because we actually know stuff

    • @Haruko13
      @Haruko13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, agreeing with stuff she's heard of. Like she "discovered" it or something. HAHAHAHAHA 😩

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saiko Kujo y’all are so cynical🤦🏾‍♂️💀💀

    • @diogenes926
      @diogenes926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kimoore2801 No we are just being realistic

  • @KSBreezy9
    @KSBreezy9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When you didn't rehearse your "I've haven't been this early since..." Comment😔

  • @Enchiwadas
    @Enchiwadas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my old teachers from long ago made us take a big test, and I kid you not he use this video as a format, and right before the day of the test we watch this and this video only for an hour over and over again.😂

  • @RustCrusader
    @RustCrusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    [ *insert overused joke* ]

  • @alexismartins9902
    @alexismartins9902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Noooo, what happened to the legendary couch plop😭😂

    • @Christicjo
      @Christicjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _Alexis Martins_ 😢😢 all the good time

  • @moonlight-mn8du
    @moonlight-mn8du 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    She literally kept talking and explaining it like we can see it in the corner

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saiko Kujo I don’t understand y’all, what the hell do you think a reaction is? If you didn’t want to hear talking over the original video, then go and WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO! I’ll admit that Jasmine does talk just for the sake of talking sometimes, but she’s reacting to the video like we requested! If you have problems with the talking over the video, the original video is available to watch🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saiko Kujo I always understood what y’all were saying, but she’s still reacting to what’s going on. If they sat in silence and watched the video, people would’ve still complained about how their reactions were dry. Yes, this video isn’t one of their best ones, but bashing them isn’t going to change anything. Honestly, I got a little butt hurt and that’s on me, it was just annoying to see everyone hating on them🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @devongragg2773
    @devongragg2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That, NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER hit different.

  • @milesmorales3070
    @milesmorales3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fight me I got the power of god anime and the sun on my side
    What is the sun gonna do
    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

  • @TaurusVibes
    @TaurusVibes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dwayne looked liked he was trying to grasp everything at once but was so confused

  • @TheRedHunta
    @TheRedHunta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "mhm", "yeah", "yes", "mhm", "yeah", "mhm"... jeez

    • @jakubjunas6295
      @jakubjunas6295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Philip insightful commentary on their side

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The lady talked through the good parts. She made it really hard to stare blankly into my screen.

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can make a religion out of this

    • @oscaranguiano3508
      @oscaranguiano3508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ita annoying asf couldnt finish the video

    • @oscaranguiano3508
      @oscaranguiano3508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ali'i yeah no shit i did first. Then i look for reactors to see what they think and Jasmines reaction is just annoying

  • @miguelvaleroarcia7931
    @miguelvaleroarcia7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked this reaction, it's not overly complicated or excessive, it feels genuine and then the commentary is great. Kuddos for the honesty

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's honest, alright, a little too honest for me. The whole commentary was just "What", "Huh", "Wow", "Yup", smiling and nodding, repeating what the video said, and the occasional stupid thing. It's basically the original video with more annoying noises. That's how it was for me.

  • @M1LKBeats
    @M1LKBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has taught me more biography than I have learned in all of school.

  • @thewebexpert3311
    @thewebexpert3311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "I guess whoever made this doesn't believe in any religion" .... W.T.F. you can believe in whatever you want and still accept history and facts... you just have to believe ... less of your religion to accommodate those facts. -_-;

    • @tranquilmagister8481
      @tranquilmagister8481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      his name is Bill Wurtz

    • @𬟽
      @𬟽 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheWeb Expert what are yiu talking about there's no negative comments about religion

    • @hellsgate09
      @hellsgate09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AEROWAVE Not negative, no, but if you're inferring that quote was not said you'd be wrong. Jazz did in fact say that quote, and it's likely true. To make all of the jabs that were made at the various religions, you kind of need to be as objective as possible and not subscribing to the belief and ideology of religions gives you that freedom.

    • @potahto4808
      @potahto4808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheWeb Expert he probably accepts all religions but that doesn't mean he does or doesn't believe in religion

    • @𬟽
      @𬟽 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hellsgate09 yeah its for comedic effect, he made one for each major religon