Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    ▼ CAST ▼
    =========
    Marilyn Mornoe: Kimmy Gatewood
    / applesisters
    Cleopatra: Angela Trimbur
    / angela
    Marlon Brando: EpicLLOYD
    / epiclloyd
    John F. Kennedy: Nice Peter
    / nicepeter
    KassemG: As himself
    / kassemg
    ▼ CREW ▼
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    Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
    Written by:
    Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Lauren Flans & Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
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    Allrounda Productions
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    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter
    Mixed by:
    Rafael Serrano and Nice Peter
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    Dave McCary
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    Edited by:
    Dave McCary, Andrew Sherman and Nice Peter
    Assistant Editor:
    Marc Chester
    / thatssomarc
    Director of Photography:
    Jon Na
    Gaffer:
    Arthur Hong
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    Dante Cimadamore
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    Art and Costumes by:
    Mary Gutfleisch and Natalia Fedner
    / marydoodles
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    Special Costume by:
    Morgan Christensen
    / ohyeahmorgan
    Makeup and Hair:
    Candice Levendosky

    Production Coordinator:
    Atul Singh
    Script Supervisor and Production Assistant:
    Chris Miller
    Production Assistant:
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    Michelle Maloney
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  • @lizzytroy9503
    @lizzytroy9503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9117

    The miss carriage comment was fucking brutal

    • @Sisi.Jewell
      @Sisi.Jewell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I cringe everytime. Like, _damn._

    • @jeffrey1132
      @jeffrey1132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      that line had me like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHIT

    • @valentino3738
      @valentino3738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      #Savage

    • @luisovgy3839
      @luisovgy3839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LordPokemon 588 #Savage

    • @jessicablevins5723
      @jessicablevins5723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lizzy Troy I know right

  • @TheRealTigerPlayz
    @TheRealTigerPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11356

    How girls fight: slap, bite, scratch, pull hair
    How women fight:

    • @zoejane5563
      @zoejane5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lol

    • @PitofTrogness
      @PitofTrogness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i agree

    • @winxgirl2072
      @winxgirl2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haha

    • @aadipandey8237
      @aadipandey8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Now I am imagining 2 grannys down the street in a fight and now they decided to have a rap battle .

    • @TheRealTigerPlayz
      @TheRealTigerPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Aadi Pandey 😂😂 my cat can get stuck in a tree the fastest

  • @arniepresents5354
    @arniepresents5354 ปีที่แล้ว +12196

    Man, Cleopatra crushed all remaining hope marylin had with that miss carriage line

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Nope telling someone they had crabs in hieroglyphs beats that hands down. I am lucky number 7 and an only child.

    • @pixigirldust
      @pixigirldust ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@Dermacrosisnumber 7 and an only child, yikes. sorry im on cleo with this one too

    • @animaIpath
      @animaIpath ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dermacrosisyou’re dunce af lmao

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Dermacrosis cleo won

    • @astrocake584
      @astrocake584 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Dermacrosis The crabs line was weak. It sounded like something a middle schooler would say. It sounds like you’re a bit biased there, bud. Cleo crushed Monroe.

  • @EnesKaraboga
    @EnesKaraboga ปีที่แล้ว +13434

    I love how aggressive the actresses are. Not only are they delivering killer disses but they also literally yell at each other with pure and strong hatred lol

    • @GrimmNastyy
      @GrimmNastyy ปีที่แล้ว +597

      For real, this shit felt personal lol

    • @mrthanos8140
      @mrthanos8140 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      They didn’t yell at eachother at a camera then edited. Maybe they were together for some shots though idk. This battle was to short I think it’s the shortest battle I think one of my favorites though it was funny when it came out. It sucks they barely upload anymore and the battles are hit or miss with who they choose sometimes I feel like they had way better options than what they did since the dont upload as much it matters a lot who they choose cause it’s not like oh it’s fine we’ll just do this one next week it’s next year now they got way more views they are still successful but I guess they have enough money and stuff now to just chill and come back when they want to now.

    • @GrimmNastyy
      @GrimmNastyy ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @@mrthanos8140 no... Not like the actors had personal beef... They just did a good job of displaying the condescending emotion that two arguing icons would likely adopt lol it's a good performance, not real problems lol

    • @mrthanos8140
      @mrthanos8140 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GrimmNastyy yea they did good

    • @User-du7kf
      @User-du7kf ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Girls fight be like that

  • @bananamilk
    @bananamilk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3871

    "lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage"
    I NEED A FUCKING MINTUE TO RECOVER FOMR THIS

  • @forresttt2
    @forresttt2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    Im pretty sure Cleo won. The Miss Carriage line... Ddaayyummm. Basically brought it home.

    • @maneamohammed4239
      @maneamohammed4239 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milton Bain but she moves her head so much

    • @lexonaire
      @lexonaire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Milton Bain YOU LOST SO MANY BABIES WE SHOULD CALL YOU MISS CARRIAGE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLYYYYY SHIT

    • @diamondcherrybomb1355
      @diamondcherrybomb1355 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milton Bain yes yes so true

    • @dreamslps8000
      @dreamslps8000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lexonaire her face tho when she said that I laughed so hard

    • @cliffordruiz5639
      @cliffordruiz5639 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Milton Bain I have to give it to Marilyn. Those lines "tossing Caesar's salad" and "while you fucked your own brothers" were pretty strong too, from a historical standpoint very funny.

  • @seductiveraven4895
    @seductiveraven4895 ปีที่แล้ว +4809

    The way she says "A CANDLE IN THE WIND WHO CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT" was so savage lol!!

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Telling someone they have crabs in hieroglyphs is even more savage. 🙂

    • @mynamejeff4642
      @mynamejeff4642 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@Dermacrosis miss carriage is more savage

    • @ItsyaboiDillon
      @ItsyaboiDillon ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mynamejeff4642 k all the of those is savage let’s not turn this into a civil war lol

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ItsyaboiDillon Erm where are you getting civil war from? People can disagree on somethings without it causing problems you know. Talk about trying to make a drama out of nothing.

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mynamejeff4642 My mum disagrees and I am lucky number 7 also an only child. Even she though the hiero was slightly more savage than Miss Carriage. Which I will say did surprise me a lot I thought she would have gone with you on this.
      Who ever writes these is a genius.

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 ปีที่แล้ว +5459

    Still a more accurate documentary about Cleopatra than Netflix's version

    • @ZenkiCoyote
      @ZenkiCoyote ปีที่แล้ว +178

      a more accurate portrayal lol

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Burn!

    • @isaacfernandes560
      @isaacfernandes560 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      I was not prepared for such savagery this morning!!! Thank you and have a good day.

    • @lauren9004
      @lauren9004 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Thank you!

    • @eddardstark3774
      @eddardstark3774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      better cast as well lol

  • @ActorBelle8
    @ActorBelle8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17647

    "You've lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage. "
    bruh

    • @seluna5519
      @seluna5519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +864

      Cleo has no chill

    • @d-parke5413
      @d-parke5413 8 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      I think I died at that

    • @seanausdemore5289
      @seanausdemore5289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Saikorux I totally agree Marilyn Monroe clearly won

    • @simoneevee8
      @simoneevee8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Your profile picture makes this comment all the more better xD

    • @sydneyandmeikaiah4963
      @sydneyandmeikaiah4963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg Marilyn Monroe totally won that

  • @itzmemd
    @itzmemd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    Cleopatra: 0:59
    Eminem: *slowly backs out the door*

    • @kiritoakemininja5100
      @kiritoakemininja5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmfao

    • @colmyn8866
      @colmyn8866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Eminem would still burn cleopatra if they fought against each other ngl

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      *Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss*

    • @Kivexette
      @Kivexette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@colmyn8866 r/woooooosh

    • @okok-pp1tx
      @okok-pp1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like supahotfire

  • @joaquinwaters1810
    @joaquinwaters1810 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    This is EASILY one of the most vicious, brutal battles in the history of ERB, and the fact that it’s also one of the shortest is truly amazing. Every line is just pure carnage, no mercy on either side

    • @matthewdowling6549
      @matthewdowling6549 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Marilyn had it won after "Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet."
      Boy, was I wrong

    • @velryxia
      @velryxia ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i didnt even realize it was 1:45 until i read this comment, thats how crazy it is

    • @Shtickyaight
      @Shtickyaight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True

    • @SoundBoy808
      @SoundBoy808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its absolute fire. If it went on longer someone would die....

  • @r-evolutiontv7351
    @r-evolutiontv7351 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    More than a decade and the "Miss Carriage" line stills the most savage thing ever made by ERB

    • @blacklight4720
      @blacklight4720 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My jaw fell off.

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I like that one, and Ash Ketchum's Scarlett Fever and TB, gotta catch 'em all.

  • @ULTIMATZEKROM
    @ULTIMATZEKROM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12352

    "You lost so may babies, we should call you Miss Carrage"
    Hello, Police? I'd like to report a murder.

    • @gigi4266
      @gigi4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Double homicide since she's already dead.

    • @dominiccrux2319
      @dominiccrux2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I agree

    • @joshual4513
      @joshual4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@gigi4266, true, at that point you should be calling organic waste management.

    • @JayLiszte
      @JayLiszte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Several

    • @Sakeenawatley231
      @Sakeenawatley231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭😭

  • @kingclint2382
    @kingclint2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    Marilyn Monroe: Black & white
    Cleopatra: colored
    My timeline has some major flaws

    • @sinanaldulaymi4103
      @sinanaldulaymi4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Because Marylin was shown mainly through the cameras which were black and white, meanwhile the only depictions of Cleopatra we have are statues and drawings, which would be coloured

    • @Goldrunner1169
      @Goldrunner1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yea, Cleopatra should have been 2d

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sinanaldulaymi4103 Busts and statues lose their color over a long period of time though.

    • @sinanaldulaymi4103
      @sinanaldulaymi4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaeldog123ful True. I just think that that would've made the most sense as to why Cleopatra is in colour

    • @fabianhale845
      @fabianhale845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not an issue.

  • @yaralove2704
    @yaralove2704 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    after years i realized why lines of Marlyn are more and more emotional as she has some emotional break down in her life that's sad and brilliant

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm your 667th like.

    • @yaralove2704
      @yaralove2704 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you
      It has been almost a year since i have commented
      Now i can see these likes 🤣😅

  • @midnalazuli793
    @midnalazuli793 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Took me a while to realize what these two had in common, and it's the fact that both women are extremely intelligent, which is overlooked by them being massive sex symbols.

    • @funnyguy-ko9mc
      @funnyguy-ko9mc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      One is queen of the mother trucking Nile and the other is an actor... Yeah not more common after that

    • @x_n_x_gal9161
      @x_n_x_gal9161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Well, it's acually amazing how Cleopatra was so intelligent in real life, considering how inbred she was she should have had severe intellectual disabilities

    • @urhypeboy
      @urhypeboy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      As if intelligent people can't be hot.

    • @Shtickyaight
      @Shtickyaight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yuup

    • @lostheir7988
      @lostheir7988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@urhypeboyAs if being attractive is the only standard in which to judge the "lesser" sex...

  • @AJ1410_
    @AJ1410_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7309

    8 years later and “Miss Carriage” still stings

    • @prakharsinghrawat1442
      @prakharsinghrawat1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep.... btw can u tell me the name of the song in background 🤔🤨🤨

    • @CATGUTZ
      @CATGUTZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Prakhar Singh Rawat I think it’s an original beat if I’m correct?

    • @prakharsinghrawat1442
      @prakharsinghrawat1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CATGUTZ original beat of what?? I'm sure I've heard it b4🤔🤔

    • @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575
      @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prakharsinghrawat1442 nope you must be thinking of a diffrent this is a ERB original

    • @prakharsinghrawat1442
      @prakharsinghrawat1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 bro just search ancient Egyptian music..... it sounds exactly the same as this 1.

  • @randalthor394
    @randalthor394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11882

    They gave MM an extra verse to try and make up for the "Miss Carriage" line.
    It didn't help.

    • @sugardoe1065
      @sugardoe1065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      randalthor394 yea that was unfair tf! Did they ever do that for other battles?

    • @clientsname2933
      @clientsname2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@sugardoe1065 Yea, actually. How Bruce Jenner got like four extra verses when Bruce Banner and had about a minute of constant "You look bad lol"
      It was fucking awful

    • @gigglestick6833
      @gigglestick6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The artists may not have gotten an extra set of bars vs tmnt but they did get like what felt like a whole extra minute

    • @amyygarr
      @amyygarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What was the line

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AG DOLLS And AMY you’ve lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage

  • @unknownuser9695
    @unknownuser9695 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    No matter what y'all say, "tossing Caesar's salad" is one of the most underrated lines in the history of ERB. So much pure hatred and loathing, I love it

    • @7megaphone
      @7megaphone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Those lines from Marilyn about Cleopatra f***ing her own brothers and that she wears so much makeup she should work the door at Sephora.... LMFAO! 😂

    • @annastarlight
      @annastarlight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@7megaphoneI'd say the line about the snake was her most personal diss
      That was clearly a very emotional moment for her, badass, but also emotional. How would you feel if someone mocked your sacrifice?

  • @TheDeadmanstrolling
    @TheDeadmanstrolling ปีที่แล้ว +222

    The delivery for "A CANDLE IN THE WIND THAT CAN'T FOR SHIT" and Marilyn jumping from sweet acttress voice to a vintage LA accent are the best parts of this battle

    • @matthewdowling6549
      @matthewdowling6549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really it started with "Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet". Cleo went on the offensive after that.

  • @gianttheworldender914
    @gianttheworldender914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12420

    Cleopatra won but damn marilyn monroe sounded like she was about to murder her with that carpet line.

    • @Linahres007
      @Linahres007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      Monroe threw a punch with the carpet line, to which Cleo replied by promptly nuking her whole shit to oblivion with the miss carriage one

    • @MarkAndrews12
      @MarkAndrews12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Totally

    • @lemonyship96
      @lemonyship96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My like turned it into 1k likes

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I like how the actress instantly went from cute and harmless to "I'm going to punch your face in".
      I'm beginning to think that most girls are just acting cute and harmless.....

    • @acmayfield6633
      @acmayfield6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cause she didn't want to loose so she wanted to kill her competitor

  • @backouters
    @backouters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    Damn... Cleopatra was brutal.

    • @carlmosessongsdemos2394
      @carlmosessongsdemos2394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nicola & Mark Furlong They both were but Cleopatra won

    • @italia689
      @italia689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But Marilyn still won.

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@italia689 Pfft.

  • @davidjhileman5334
    @davidjhileman5334 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    These guys did better casting for Cleopatra than Netflix.

    • @aaron-go9
      @aaron-go9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's literally why I came back to watch this lol

    • @salmanedy
      @salmanedy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a good belly laugh from this comment, lol.

    • @wafa708ify
      @wafa708ify ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I agree but it is Than my friend

    • @worldend7674
      @worldend7674 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @genericdreamers831
      @genericdreamers831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh.... we got to pump dem numbers up to top comment!

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The Miss Carriage line is _still_ one of the most brutal smackdowns they’ve ever written. That was a battle killer.

  • @j._blitz.
    @j._blitz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7534

    Are we gonna ignore Cleopatra's hip game?

    • @j._blitz.
      @j._blitz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@EneSacarification her hip moves-literally

    • @housellama
      @housellama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      BRUH.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      She’s a good belly dancer

    • @calrose
      @calrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its Fine it was plus ultra

    • @DestinedClock18
      @DestinedClock18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Natalya Calista GO BEYOND PLUS ULTRAAAAA

  • @Cezabear
    @Cezabear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    Miss Carriage... Miscarriage...
    That's the most savage pun I've ever heard.

    • @herpderp104
      @herpderp104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cezabear X so punny

    • @monif9723
      @monif9723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I JUST REALIZED IT

    • @maxsecret69
      @maxsecret69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MajesticSongWolf I dont get it

    • @jubrimartinez8336
      @jubrimartinez8336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rainbow Gamer a miscarriage is when you are pregnant with a baby and it passes away.

    • @sierrathompson8643
      @sierrathompson8643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rainbow Gamer it's painful in more ways than one. It generally happens before month 6 of pregnancy.

  • @mannykinx7914
    @mannykinx7914 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Cleopatra definitely won, but "Translate this into hieroglyphs..." still makes me laugh every time. That whole verse and the delivery. These actresses were great.

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FR
      "Your sandy vagina has a seven year itch" 💀

  • @notyue9999
    @notyue9999 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Even after so many years, no battle can match this one on savagery, especially considering how short it is, they really outdid themselves

    • @redbirb8013
      @redbirb8013 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RECITE-GOD-HEAL-ME-EACH-SECOND-CREATE-MIRACLES I dont care

    • @teeby2037
      @teeby2037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redbirb8013w

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11038

    This is the most savage rap battle. You'd think these two actually hate each other.

    • @animerandomness
      @animerandomness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I don't think there is a man in the world that can rap against either of them. lol

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Women

    • @dislikebutton5149
      @dislikebutton5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Zeus vs Thor, nuff said

    • @granddidit
      @granddidit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Idk man, Clint Eastwood still terrorizes me to this date

    • @princess_sonianevermind
      @princess_sonianevermind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah for real

  • @marta-lo1dh
    @marta-lo1dh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    We all knew Cleopatra won by fucking MILES when she said "you lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage"

    • @analiciamonroy4276
      @analiciamonroy4276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marta Špoljarić cleopatra so won

    • @marta-lo1dh
      @marta-lo1dh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Icelander North It's my opinion,don't get angry please

    • @melaniegipp8522
      @melaniegipp8522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marilyn Monroe won!

    • @marta-lo1dh
      @marta-lo1dh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Melanie Gipp ok ok, it's just my opinion -_-

    • @joeyb6710
      @joeyb6710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Marta Špoljarić She won by NILES

  • @tatoted8425
    @tatoted8425 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That very brief shot of Cleo stuffing grapes in her mouth is hilarious

    • @funnyguy-ko9mc
      @funnyguy-ko9mc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That is how my dad used to force feed me vegetables

  • @angelramos5945
    @angelramos5945 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I've been rewatching the rap battles and this one is slowly becoming my favorite. Both of the actors just kill their roles and I love how as the battle goes both of them let loose and become more savage lol. Like when Monroe takes off her earings or cleos "a candle in the wind that cant act for shit" delivery. So fucking dope

  • @ant8041
    @ant8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5537

    Nobody :
    Cleopatra : *deepthroats grapes*

    • @aazimqawi3835
      @aazimqawi3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Imagine one gets stuck

    • @samyukta4369
      @samyukta4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @l1nk.th3.1d10t
      @l1nk.th3.1d10t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ray Piste XD

    • @LushNick-lf3tg
      @LushNick-lf3tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait it's not a heart?

    • @screminmemes
      @screminmemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      How do you think I got here? I Googled "Cleopatra deepthroating grapes."

  • @user-nu7xc4wp1h
    @user-nu7xc4wp1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5694

    If cleopatra got 3 turns too the world would've exploded.

    • @blaircomptons148
      @blaircomptons148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Kazuhira Miller Cleopatra will play us like a damn fiddle

    • @hsbchsjajsjjccdohchhxhzjzj3195
      @hsbchsjajsjjccdohchhxhzjzj3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      She got 3 turns on her brothers 😏

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      i think it´s good she only had 2. i doubt we could handle a third round of this savageness

    • @rattvisa
      @rattvisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The space time continuum would have been in danger

    • @Oseite
      @Oseite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marilyn's first and third verses were actually short so the times were ok eventually

  • @lba6859
    @lba6859 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    First time watched it ages ago still admire the brilliant work of both actresses. Fantastic how they could render imaginary ill-tempered character of two iconic women in such satire. Cleo's words are much much sharper..with lots of hints...but love actress's expressiveness in the lines about "barbiturates" and "candle in the wind" Equally loved that chic manner of Marilyn while she was doing her rap (special talent). Brilliant acting when she was showing that chic anger of Marilyn while she was taking off her earrings, shouting someone to "wrap up Cleo back into the carpet", and "translate that into hieroglyphs".

  • @gevans446
    @gevans446 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Marilyn Monroe didn't even do a bad job (her second verse and the start of her third one were solid), but Cleo just DOMINATED. That "Miss Carriage" line is still one of the cruelest raps I have seen on this channel.

  • @emirkugic
    @emirkugic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    "You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage"
    Cleopatra is fucking savage

  • @kingnothing915
    @kingnothing915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    "You've lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage!" Damn... that was cold.

    • @laurenmeyer8410
      @laurenmeyer8410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      best line ever

    • @cherri5034
      @cherri5034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She's Savage

    • @hannahdunbroch9267
      @hannahdunbroch9267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I luv Cleopatra she's my favorite person

    • @Hi-rh7bn
      @Hi-rh7bn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hannah Dunbroch mine too

    • @3sln
      @3sln 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      u right

  • @Peterparker43284
    @Peterparker43284 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    “You lost so many babies we should call you Miss-Carrige”
    Actually one of the most memorable lines of ERB

  • @SirShiv7
    @SirShiv7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A decade later and 'Miss Carriage' is still hands down the most savage line in all of history.

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4637

    Damn... you lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage. XD

    • @bylethhresvelg3434
      @bylethhresvelg3434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Deverey1 Savage AF

    • @silvarion3034
      @silvarion3034 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Deverey1 "A candle in the wind that can't act for sh*t" Hahahahahahahaha

    • @bylethhresvelg3434
      @bylethhresvelg3434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Juggie Martinez Give Monroe some credit though"I had some ugly boys but you`re forgetting the others. Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fucked your own brothers"

    • @Deverey1
      @Deverey1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I honestly don't know who won in my own opinion. It was a tie for me.

    • @bylethhresvelg3434
      @bylethhresvelg3434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Deverey1 i mean Cleo won for me with the Miss Carriage part but Monroe Competed pretty good

  • @asterixace2076
    @asterixace2076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    "You lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage" That burn.

    • @didmk3266
      @didmk3266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      shots being fired

    • @amandatownsend5132
      @amandatownsend5132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the ironic thing is all cleopatra's kids got killed after her death

    • @fabianhale845
      @fabianhale845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +Amanda Townsend Actually it was only her eldest, Caesarion. The youngest three, twins, Alexander Helios and Kleopatra Selene, and Ptolemy Philadelphus were taken to Rome to be led in Octavian's triumph in their mother's place and later lived with Octavian's sister, Octavia, for a few years. Selene was married to the Numidian prince Juba, and both were sent to rule Mauretania, modern Morocco and Algeria. Alexander and Ptolemy disappear from the historical record before their sister's marriage, but one ancient source claims they lived out the rest of their lives with Selene in Mauretania.

    • @55robinwood
      @55robinwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Fabian Hale thank you for the history

    • @skylargraal1677
      @skylargraal1677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah... I DIED MY ASS OFF Dayum I got no respect for her

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin ปีที่แล้ว +66

    To this day, this still might be the most accurate, least controversial depiction of Cleopatra 😂

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Cleo didn’t need a third verse. She did so much damage with the ‘can’t read,’ ‘barbiturates’ and ‘Miss Carriage’ line.

  • @sayahnmudd5146
    @sayahnmudd5146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    "You still got no children after your third marriage, you lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage"
    Battle Over
    Go home everyone

    • @MSA-2111
      @MSA-2111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It says "you still got no children" not " you still got you children"

    • @jetsetvevo9490
      @jetsetvevo9490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +FLOPPER525 I bet it was autocorrect

    • @MSA-2111
      @MSA-2111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Memejay Memestar yup

    • @laurenmeyer8410
      @laurenmeyer8410 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      best line ever

    • @its_demon-916
      @its_demon-916 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Ikr 😂🔥

  • @dom1941
    @dom1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6801

    Damn, even ERB knew that Cleopatra killed Marilyn ten times over with that Miss Carriage line, so they had to give her a third verse just so that she would be able to put up a fight.

    • @hamster2644
      @hamster2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      And marylin still didn't even manage to come back from that line lol

    • @ausernamelmao
      @ausernamelmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The reason why they give Marilyn an extra verse because her first verse was too short

    • @Rozzalle
      @Rozzalle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      That Emerald Gal Uhh Cleo’s second verse was as short as Marilyn’s first. The only difference is Cleo straight up murdered Marilyn with hers.

    • @cleverfoxface6512
      @cleverfoxface6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I say they both got in good lashes I say it's more a tie then anything

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@cleverfoxface6512 >Miss Carriage
      >Walk your ass home like an Egyptian
      are you sure?

  • @CJTerry
    @CJTerry ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ten years later and it's still one of my favorites

  • @asjadalagied4338
    @asjadalagied4338 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh man! This needed to go on for another hour. I was down for it.

  • @BroPanth
    @BroPanth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5455

    "You've lost so many babies, they should call you miss carridge."
    Damn, not even angela wrote THAT murder.

    • @laurenmeyer8410
      @laurenmeyer8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Rayna eimilien hottest burn

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got that reference. The Lumineers.

    • @lasvina3610
      @lasvina3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Murder she wrote but she didn't mean to go that hard

    • @milo412
      @milo412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dirtiest diss to date, honestly 😂. That line won the battle.

    • @bribread
      @bribread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Lilli Cooper just how dark humor was years ago, but now people are sensitive to everything lmao

  • @fandomcringebucket
    @fandomcringebucket 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    "YOU LOST SO MANY BABIES, WE SHOULD CALL YOU MISS CARRIAGE!"
    PLANKTON VOICE-
    "N IS FOR NO SURVIVOOOORS"

    • @adalisleon543
      @adalisleon543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Masquerade Bruh

    • @CallMeMFor12345
      @CallMeMFor12345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *some doctors walk in*
      Yes we came because somebody reported a serious burn

    • @alexispawson6976
      @alexispawson6976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @frozenruby4222
      @frozenruby4222 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Masquerade kkkkmkplhph .m.

  • @missdanieladimitrescu8695
    @missdanieladimitrescu8695 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    when ERB portray Cleopatra better, wayyyyyy better than Netflix Jada Pinkett Smith

  • @pollbun7490
    @pollbun7490 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That miss carriage line is still the most brutal erb verse I’ve ever heard, goddamn that was so savage

  • @Xeranxies
    @Xeranxies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5834

    They so need more female rap battles.

    • @erisofgodsp1333
      @erisofgodsp1333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      totally

    • @logicallyawesome4965
      @logicallyawesome4965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      agree so much

    • @bittervalor
      @bittervalor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      lol make the acters go well on their peroids GONNA GET RUTHLES

    • @alicesunwall6459
      @alicesunwall6459 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree they're mostly guys

    • @aboody404
      @aboody404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      i agree
      most female battles are good and brutal

  • @GriseBlacolar
    @GriseBlacolar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4196

    This rap battle got the most savage personal attacks!

    • @arielvanmoos7583
      @arielvanmoos7583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      true

    • @marcelwinklmuller5622
      @marcelwinklmuller5622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      +Gryse Blacolar of course, they are woman.

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      +Gryse Blacolar you lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

    • @cb9825
      @cb9825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gryse Blacolar totally.
      though it was a cool line, miscarriages are not funny. sleeping with siblings too.

    • @anessagarcia3893
      @anessagarcia3893 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Ch B its a joke, cmon

  • @MrVampireFang
    @MrVampireFang ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “So how do we make it even?”
    I don’t know, give her a third verse as damage control.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Cleopatra hit harder in 10 seconds than any other rapper has in the entire history ERB

    • @sps4543
      @sps4543 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Its good but it aint the best.

  • @bronzeblues7795
    @bronzeblues7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12878

    That "Miss Carriage" line is still the most brutal thing I have ever heard.

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Whoever came up with the line deserves an award

    • @brettkimura
      @brettkimura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jtgd AMEN!

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      And it's been years and that line is still legendary

    • @brettkimura
      @brettkimura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      summer peach 😂🤙🏻

    • @alexbrady2208
      @alexbrady2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swear

  • @thegreatlake1484
    @thegreatlake1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14246

    "Miss Carriage" is easily the most gruesome line in this one but I still think "lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates" is slept on because that shit is crazy brutal.

    • @joycedjikeng4825
      @joycedjikeng4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      may you explain it to me lol i dont get it

    • @jeffdinvell
      @jeffdinvell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      Joyce Djikeng From what I understand, barbiturates are anti-depressants/anxiety medicines that are risky to use since they’re addictive and hard to dose

    • @Twiska
      @Twiska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @adriana bell Yeah, I learned about in in english class when we studied the poem, "The Death of Marilyn Monroe" by Edwin Morgan. I studied it back when this ERB first came out so I got it back then. Because of that and the Mis Carriage line I always though Cleopatra won.

    • @starboy1928
      @starboy1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jeffdinvell she also overdosed on it thats why

    • @jeffdinvell
      @jeffdinvell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Star Boy Well yeah, I assumed that’s what “You lost the bout with barbiturates” meant

  • @matthewdowling6549
    @matthewdowling6549 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This is a rare example of how both contestants were great but it still ended up as an absolute slaughter

  • @kamerongreen4976
    @kamerongreen4976 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Every time I come back I replay like 10 times. These woman hit some of the most hardest lines in erb history 💯❤️

  • @NosferotikaBr
    @NosferotikaBr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36306

    "Miss Carriage"
    Cleopatra won. That's a fact.

    • @yacky9801
      @yacky9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Nosferotika (lubbyh) it is not a fact it is a opinion ok

    • @user-dz8lc3yf2k
      @user-dz8lc3yf2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      @@yacky9801 some people would also say it was a fact so wouldn't saying it is an opinion be an opinion and also she was saying it as a figure of speech

    • @ContactDeadAhead
      @ContactDeadAhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      That line had the same energy as "thats why yo mama dead"

    • @Azhureus
      @Azhureus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      its an oppinion about a fact !

    • @TheRealTigerPlayz
      @TheRealTigerPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Finally found a comment that’s not recent 🤣

  • @A76noname
    @A76noname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35690

    No matter how many years pass and how many seasons they make, that "miss carriage" line will always be the most savage line in ERB.

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      th-cam.com/video/eHCyaJS4Cbs/w-d-xo.html

    • @shaunaksamant1603
      @shaunaksamant1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      No offense I don't get it ik it's funny in a way

    • @The_Wailing_Doom
      @The_Wailing_Doom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Have you heard the last line in the Goku vs. Superman rap battle? That is super savage, too.

    • @jdottyk
      @jdottyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      @@shaunaksamant1603a miscarriage is when a baby passes away in the mothers stomach, thats why Cleopatra said you lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage implying that Marylyn Monroe lost alot of babies

    • @neropegaso7767
      @neropegaso7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@The_Wailing_Doom The last one of Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee was the coldest ever

  • @r1verr0se99
    @r1verr0se99 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMFG I USED TO LISTEN TO THESE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I AM STILL YOUNG BUT NOW THAT I KNOW WHO MARILYN MONROE IS MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I HEARD THE MISCARRIAGE ROAST

  • @nah_1479
    @nah_1479 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is one of the best ERB's they made.

  • @CaseytheComedian
    @CaseytheComedian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11972

    Years later... still the most vicious female battle of ERB. These disses were just wicked.

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      this is what happens when two queen bee's get into an argument

    • @Druyn
      @Druyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      Vicious women battle? This is the most vicious period, nobody even comes close to this level of heat

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Years later, still the best erb beat...

    • @dylancooper4993
      @dylancooper4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Honestly, it’s kinda the most vicious battle in general

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I don't think any other erb convinces us more that the contestants hate each other.

  • @78jujubs
    @78jujubs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27192

    You've lost so many babies we should you Miss Carriage.
    I think we know who won

    • @pgmlivegameur
      @pgmlivegameur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +850

      Cleopatra: part time queen, full time savage

    • @stevensolorzano37
      @stevensolorzano37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +Savannah Kirk I agree 😝😝

    • @kayleb1174
      @kayleb1174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Agree

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +pgmlivegameur lmfao. That chic roasted that ass.

    • @lydearajaimeybabic2969
      @lydearajaimeybabic2969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      +Kristina Hutchins Then again, she fucked her own brothers.

  • @shin_kiyo
    @shin_kiyo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this went WAY over my head as a kid i love rewatching these so i can actually understand them now

  • @victoriab637
    @victoriab637 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I USED TO BE SO OBSESSED WITH THESE

  • @purpl_4
    @purpl_4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    people say men are mean... JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE MOST FIRE ONE

    • @alyssaborrelli2997
      @alyssaborrelli2997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GL HF 😂😂😂yup

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      GL HF Girls go for the low blows, that's what makes these so entertaining

    • @nataliflores128
      @nataliflores128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GL HF most of the writers who wrote this are men.

    • @chimichangas1432
      @chimichangas1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      because women can't write good raps

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chimi Changas ha, you need to get laid and just enjoy things with getting too political

  • @and-jk5uc
    @and-jk5uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9198

    Anyone not going to comment how good Cleopatra's hip game was?

    • @elainebenez1069
      @elainebenez1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Like a belly dancer

    • @azekiel7599
      @azekiel7599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@debatekei6241 Ok

    • @xVital
      @xVital 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Let's not forget years later this is still one of the most aggressive battles ever done

    • @kaoskatana
      @kaoskatana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Oof. I know right? I was totally hypnotized by those hips. 😛

    • @codyhumble7855
      @codyhumble7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kaoskatana two people in this thread discussed the hips.

  • @Aulann623
    @Aulann623 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I swear the girls have the best RB's. The guys hit you on a logical level while women burn you in both a conscious and subconscious emotional levels. That Miss Carriage line was so fucking raw that even I had to take a step back.

  • @Makberries
    @Makberries ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I forgot how good these were! Great, now I gotta binge them all over again lol

  • @Greenley013
    @Greenley013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    Who really won?
    Cleo's hips. Hot damn.

  • @trvepatriot
    @trvepatriot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4535

    “you got an hourglass figure but tHaTS aBOuT iT”

    • @tutulee3295
      @tutulee3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      *A cAnDlE in thE wInD thaT cAnt aCT fOr sHIT*

    • @fyodorbocalbos7997
      @fyodorbocalbos7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@tutulee3295 deadly reference 💀💀💀

    • @theonefrancis696
      @theonefrancis696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You dare to mock me child?
      *yOu dArE tO mOcK mE cHiLd?*

    • @rachelsunqvist6430
      @rachelsunqvist6430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. What a horrible thing to have. Rich, beautiful and childless 😂. Cuze adoption isnt a thing

    • @angelouy5516
      @angelouy5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      T R A N S L A T E
      T H I S
      I N T O
      H I E R O G L Y P H S
      𝗬𝗼𝗨𝗿 𝘀𝗔𝗻𝗗𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗚𝗶𝗡𝗔
      𝗛𝗮𝗦 𝗔 𝗦𝗲𝗩𝗘𝗻 𝘆𝗘𝗮𝗥 𝗜𝘁𝗖𝗛

  • @devinmcleod3395
    @devinmcleod3395 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This rap really was like a cat fight (a fight between two women)
    Fast
    Destructive
    Personal
    And you better not try to get in between them because you'll get killed.

  • @shostysboo
    @shostysboo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t even remember how many years ago I saw this, but I have this entire video memorized. Like it’s that iconic

  • @ruialonzo
    @ruialonzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32140

    It's been years and I just realized that Cleopatra's second verse is literally 10 seconds... the amount of savagery in those 10 seconds cannot be beat

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

      Yeah, it's to balance out Marilyn's 10 seconds opening. Turn out Cleo's line was so savage so ERB had to overthrow the whole system and gave Marilyn third verse to fight back. Still failed, tho.

    • @bobthebuilder9388
      @bobthebuilder9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      Omg I just realized all the verses have like a perfect amount if seconds (check this list if you want)
      Mar 1st verse: 10 sec
      Cleo 1st verse: 20 sec
      Mar 2nd verse:20 sec
      Cleo 2nd verse: 10 seconds
      Mar 3rd verse: 10 seconds

    • @winterbearcubye5793
      @winterbearcubye5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yup that's the tea sis 👏

    • @brettt141
      @brettt141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rachelciel3330 no Marilyn just got more time

    • @huhsauce4797
      @huhsauce4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its 3 actually

  • @harryshome4588
    @harryshome4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    the first time I heard that "miscarriage" line, I nearly had a heart attack.

    • @brettkimura
      @brettkimura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Downright S A V A G E!!!

    • @Wizzard-ze5ie
      @Wizzard-ze5ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kratos but there’s a woman in the pfp? :O

    • @CNel-pp5ho
      @CNel-pp5ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I had to pause and process for a minute. I was so shocked

    • @edwardelric2905
      @edwardelric2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CNel-pp5ho same

    • @jordaneffinger2104
      @jordaneffinger2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It still throws me for a loop and I have rewatched this way too many times to be shocked.

  • @knudblytmann2330
    @knudblytmann2330 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi from 2022, I still love this one, my favorite

  • @pendantairplane
    @pendantairplane ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Still a more faithful depiction of Marilyn than Blonde

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also more faithful depiction of Cleopatra than that recent "documentary"

  • @wearenumber15
    @wearenumber15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10672

    This is old af.
    But the Miss Carriage line still gets me.

    • @j4rnusky
      @j4rnusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't understand that part? Can you explain please.

    • @wearenumber15
      @wearenumber15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      J4rnusky it’s kinda hard to explain. Carriages lose a lot of baby’s due to them hovering them injuries so she said she lost so many babies we should call you miss carriages it’s like she lost baby’s.

    • @j4rnusky
      @j4rnusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wearenumber15 ow okay thx

    • @PROJECTawesome491
      @PROJECTawesome491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@j4rnusky A miscarriage is when a baby dies in the womb within the first 23 weeks of pregnancy. Cleopatra plays this along with the miss universe sort of thing since Marilyn Monroe was a model but had issues giving birth hence the miss carriage line.

    • @j4rnusky
      @j4rnusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PROJECTawesome491 ah thx so much :)

  • @officiallythatoneguy5827
    @officiallythatoneguy5827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    "You lost so many babies we should call you Ms. Carriage."
    That was so dark and disturbing......
    ....Cleo still won.

    • @thefrostedsun1475
      @thefrostedsun1475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right

    • @forzgaming2781
      @forzgaming2781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyler Wilson that was my favorite line and Cleo's last line

    • @igoriolio4772
      @igoriolio4772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Your sandy vagina, has a Seven Year Itch"
      Marilyn on.

    • @missym228
      @missym228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, Cleo did.

    • @benjaminwarren24
      @benjaminwarren24 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyler Wilson cleo won just from that

  • @ty-leewoods5686
    @ty-leewoods5686 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No body gonna talk about the snake in Cleopatra's hand? ... Okay😂

  • @GMulls94
    @GMulls94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I still come back to this years after originally watching it and my god it hits hard.

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7694

    Cleopatra got marilyn so hard that erb decided to give Marilyn another verse to try and make up for it

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And she won with SEVEN YEAR ITCH, and WALK YOUR ASS HOME LIKE AN EGYPTIAN. (Cleopatra wasn’t really Egyptian, she had Greek DNA in her, and her ascension to the throne was challenged over this.)

    • @juanmanuelmoramontes3883
      @juanmanuelmoramontes3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@maxrichards3881 Not really, and the fact that she wasn't even Egyptian makes her line far weaker.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@juanmanuelmoramontes3883
      She’s saying “If you’re not Egyptian, at least walk like one.”

    • @dakingbey
      @dakingbey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@maxrichards3881 i dunnoooo.... i respect your opinion but cleo had way better burns imo
      \

    • @fabianhale845
      @fabianhale845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@maxrichards3881 1. Kleopatra was never challenged due to her ethnicity.
      2. Walk like an Egyptian was a pun on the song of the same name. It had nothing to do with Kleopatra being Egyptian or not.

  • @Nebulia
    @Nebulia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20859

    Did she just flex how much money she had to…. cleopatra?!?!? CLEOPATRA?!?

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

      And Cleopatra also knew about 11 languages in total including ancient Egyptian which was very hard to learn as a foreigner.

    • @solaniine_
      @solaniine_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      @@Zarafin Coptic, heard it's very hard

    • @susanagonzalez9425
      @susanagonzalez9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      Cleopatra ate a giant pearl to prove it.

    • @jadahill6880
      @jadahill6880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

      No, I think the diamonds are a reference to her song "diamond are a girl's best friend"

    • @haderacho3918
      @haderacho3918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@jadahill6880 if that’s true then that’s what the line is

  • @fredflintstone1485
    @fredflintstone1485 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are friggin great ! :)

  • @milkgrapes6420
    @milkgrapes6420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cleopatra's hip game is on point. I wish I could my fucking hips at all

  • @jonesbbqfootmassage9674
    @jonesbbqfootmassage9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10345

    Everybody talking about the “Miss Carriage” but did anyone hear her say that “you’ll lose this battle like your bout with Barbiturates.” Marilyn died of an overdose of drugs. 😦😦😦

    • @rihannallah
      @rihannallah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Right 😂😂😂

    • @keenanjohnson231
      @keenanjohnson231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      ERB really pulls no punches

    • @Alexa_Swans
      @Alexa_Swans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      She was murdered by the Kennedys 😔

    • @IIIIXtremeIIII
      @IIIIXtremeIIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Cleopatra had two of the most savage lines ever in ERB lol. It was a murder, not a win

    • @xXChinoumiXx
      @xXChinoumiXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Cleopatra was not anywhere near the vicinity of fucking around and it shows

  • @joemullarkey5719
    @joemullarkey5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3306

    Anyone else notice that as the battle goes on Cleopatra’s movements grow more spastic while Marilyn Monroe’s voice grows less angelic.

    • @jannacoyotesveganexplorati9197
      @jannacoyotesveganexplorati9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Yeah. I surely did. Ol' Cleo looked like she was having a seizure.

    • @elainebenez1069
      @elainebenez1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I know right? At first Cleopatra is calm and dancing like a belly dancer, but by the end she’s yelling and jumping around. Same with Monroe, at first she speaks softly and Is acting like a lady but by her 3rd verse she’s gotten angry and is out for blood.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      "a CaNdLe iN tHe wInD tHaT cAnT aCt fOr sHiT"

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Idek why lmao

    • @joemullarkey5719
      @joemullarkey5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@tangytim6699 If you meant IDK, then I think it’s to show how they’re growing more frustrated with each other.

  • @emimew
    @emimew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I never noticed the „You lose this battle like your about with barbiturates“ line before, but now that I’m older and know what barbiturates is in the first place, as well as considering Marlins story and tragic death, this line is too underrated and left a burn near as big as the miss carriage line

    • @radishstew
      @radishstew ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you explain it?

    • @dexter8034
      @dexter8034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@radishstew she died from it

    • @radishstew
      @radishstew ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dexter8034 I don't know what barbiturates is and I'm too scared to Google it

    • @dexter8034
      @dexter8034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@radishstew it a drug and sorry I replied late

  • @incurableromantic4006
    @incurableromantic4006 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ten years later, I think this still has to be the most brutal battle ERB have ever done.

  • @commodoreluigi1596
    @commodoreluigi1596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7665

    This is by far the most savage battle

    • @mehnaz00
      @mehnaz00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      kai lapreziosa AGREED

    • @polar4232
      @polar4232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      kai lapreziosa zues vs thor

    • @sabrinacamargo25
      @sabrinacamargo25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kai lapreziosa for suuuuure

    • @harrylong2796
      @harrylong2796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      kai lapreziosa they're fucking brutal 😂

    • @morganschaffer9418
      @morganschaffer9418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kai lapreziosa yep

  • @emilyburnett1075
    @emilyburnett1075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "married a writer but I don't even think you can read."
    O H S H I T

    • @datrandomslytherin2857
      @datrandomslytherin2857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @wolfbaeny
      @wolfbaeny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol how can she even own a lot of books if she can't read and btw she's a very smart person

    • @brodyschawl4940
      @brodyschawl4940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not to be a dick but Cleo actually suffered from a mild case of Down syndrome and actually had a very hard time reading..... soooooo

    • @brodyschawl4940
      @brodyschawl4940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was caused by inbreeding

    • @diotough
      @diotough 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      any proof on that? Without any citable scientific articles on that it's just a wild theory without any (!) proof.
      Btw … Cleopatra VII wrote a book on medicine.

  • @phoenixbarnes55
    @phoenixbarnes55 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm pretty sure these two could make even grown men cry even they decided to roast them like they did each other.

  • @NightingaleSunset
    @NightingaleSunset ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another one that deserves a sequel. Sick beat, authentic verses, and sick burns. Savage all around.

  • @ElofA
    @ElofA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Guys, Cleopatra was black and blue.
    Or was it white and gold..? Can't remember.

    • @sinizera
      @sinizera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh.... she was white or fair skinned. She was Greek, but she ruled in Egypt.
      Stay in school kids ;D

    • @rjhlee
      @rjhlee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AlphaVs.Gaming you obviously dony know your trends if you dont gwt this.
      Stop staying in school and learn more on the internet

    • @user-wq5hf3tp1p
      @user-wq5hf3tp1p 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont believe everything you see in the internet *troll face*

    • @PaganSamurai
      @PaganSamurai 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      R-Maximus They got the joke, they just were correcting it.

    • @TheWayIRage
      @TheWayIRage 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      U win

  • @selene4563
    @selene4563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5896

    This was the most brutal rap battle I’ve seen. So many frickin truths were thrown at eachother, damn.

    • @forgetful_insomniac
      @forgetful_insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I know right this is the most cut throat one lolx

    • @pranshupolepally7465
      @pranshupolepally7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was gonna like but it’s at 555 now so I’ll wait

    • @myraalugo
      @myraalugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rajeshwari Kachiraju now at 556

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      True that. Brutal, bloody, and factual. Lot of times there is filler about the other ones rap skils, looks, or how they want to destroy them, this one was filled with facts.

    • @thegreatavenger5471
      @thegreatavenger5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even though i think this battle it's pretty brutal, it's nothing compared to Hilter Vs Darth Vader Part 2

  • @isthataturtle848
    @isthataturtle848 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't believe its been so long still the best

  • @ibasicallyeatpeople7163
    @ibasicallyeatpeople7163 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10 years and this still slaps