you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius
Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!
"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie" that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend
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Jack Dee is one of the best comedians ever!!!
you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius
love this guy. dry and quick to respond
The best comedians have the best banter with the audience. This is great.
for such a grumpy man he is such a lovely man. the nicest grumpy man. 💜💚💙❤️💛
Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!
"Not too much you're sweating badly" hahahaha!!
"your goin home in an ambulance"
"i saw ure name on a loaf of bread this morning but when i looked again it said thick cut"
XD
gotta love dry British comedy
The fastest and wittiest person I've ever seen
"Where are you Rachel? You want me to sing happy birthday? You must be kidding."
"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding
you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly
what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie"
that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend
Jack Dee and Sean Lock, most brilliant stand ups the UK have ever got, and I am not even from there. LOL
After every joke he reads he gives the look of a disappointed teacher.
"You've blown a seal."
"So what? You bugger sheep!"
Love that joke! XD
nothing beats british comedy
Brexit is the best comedy
*Liz Truss has entered the chat*
@@peterclarke7240 lol
funny as he'll love this guy take criticisms very well lol funny
Great guy! Very funny!
so many people take the piss out of him lol, i love it ^^
Ah well for them its a night out, and for their carers its a night off haha
this is an incredible bit
"My 4 year old son requires a suit for a wedding and i've been struggling where did you get yours?" LMAO
good shit wiggy, thanks for the video.
''Oh it's back-to-front...''
''You're going home in a fucking ambulance''
PFFFFFFFFF
The Best bit of the show
i live a quater of a mile from this guy
The last one was by far the best.
"whats the difference between a essex girl and a washing machine, the washing mashine doesnt spit your load out"
nor does the Essex girl though
Jack Dee and Stewart Lee are comedy gods
How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?......PAN TEN lmao
your names charlie?... you're smoking charlie!
@Smitamas101 yeah that whole bit has gotta be the best text one ever
He should do these messages more often 😂 their more funnier than some stand ups
*they're. The contraction of they are. It's really not difficult. How stupid are you?
Top man.
You called?
Are you playing a Oampa Lompa in the new Willy Wonka film? Shut up! lol. Gotta love Jack Dee.
you appear to have given jack a lisp :)
Well done Sherlock Holmes. Your next case is: Why did the chicken cross the road. Then after that, nap time.
Bless him he gets such abuse :P but he can give it out too!
Do we know if these REALLY are texts, or actually jokes he wrote?
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
That was the only thing to make me laugh.
14 years ago 😂
it literly took me 5 minuets to work out the 'thick cut' joke!! not kidding!! (:
Good luck in life... You're going to need it
Yes they did lmao
@madamtorsion isnt that the difference between an essex girl and a hoover washing machine?
yea
he almost laughed at 1.17!
@scary00001
A man with no shins. Tony. Toe Knee.
when was this recorded?
That woman shouting was really starting to piss me off.
stop watching then
5:09 a better response to both of those texts would've been "why am I getting Peter Kay's texts?"
Wiggy is from St.Helens???
Me to.
@Xfrond Ever talked to him?
What's green and red and turns very fast ? A frog in a mixer.
I love how he hates everyone
Cut to Mel C. when talking about shit. HAHAHA.
The one at 4:03 lmfao
Comic relief
@stigno89 i dont get that what does it mean?
@cheekysquiggle I still don't get it :(
LOL XD
I dont think so because they were on about bread
Text messages the way for good comedians to out their cringey dad jokes!
Back when things were funny
I don't get the thick cut joke...
CloiuFace That's what he alluded his name was
Jack dee, always gutted by what is written...lol
some coal*
Hey jack I had a wet dream last night, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and I pissed my self lmfao
Love Dee, hate the excuse for lazy comedienne replacement of this "text" routine that they all do.
M
His face at 0:28. Not impressed at all is he!
Really?
Fucking hell.
fail