@123enigma456 sounds very similar to a story Billy Connolly mentioned (only in his one the guy was a rangers supporter, or celtics, can't remember). apparently it really happened!
I don't believe for a min that these are sent in by the public, they have got to be pre-planned with a reply by himself or another script writer. Funny shit though.
I think ur probably right actually. It'd be hard to make a joke of a joke, if he hadn't prepared. And obviously not all of the texts (if they are real) , would be answerable. eg. I bought a fish the other day jack and thought of you. That'd be a bit tricky.
***** I bought a stinky fish the other day and I thought of your mother. before you reply let me remind you that it is only an example of a come back to a txt that you say is unanswerable, it took me 15 seconds to think of it, and i'm not a professional comic.
He is a professional comic who is an accomplished MC, he's probably heard it all before and has trained hard to be that quick. I reckon he does read a few before hand but it wouldn't surprise me if he does it on the fly for his own amusement as much as the audience
Thanks give my love to all yhe British Comedians.
Jack's one of a kind isn't he
The funniest part of it is he complains about his own selection of jokes hahaha.
Funny funny funny guy!
He sounds like Eddie Izzard
@123enigma456 sounds very similar to a story Billy Connolly mentioned (only in his one the guy was a rangers supporter, or celtics, can't remember). apparently it really happened!
haha as a chelsea fan gotta admit thats fucking funny lol
I don't think these jokes could be read on TV now
Don't know when this was actually recorded, but Wales got a Grand Slam in 2008, did get a wooden spoon in 2003 though...
I couldn't agree more.... ugh....
Lost weight: looking good.
1:09 looooooooooooooooool
Jack Dee's Text Messages 2
….saaavee…. 😂
i know him in real life
Lion Bar... harrowing image...
St.Helens?????
I live in St.helens too........random as fuck thing to find on youtube
I would defo eat one again, if anywhere still sold them...
Drinking with drunks
Visit wales
Paych a mams
I don't believe for a min that these are sent in by the public, they have got to be pre-planned with a reply by himself or another script writer. Funny shit though.
I think that they are really sent in by the public, but he reads them before he goes on for last time and prepares something to say.
I think ur probably right actually. It'd be hard to make a joke of a joke, if he hadn't prepared. And obviously not all of the texts (if they are real) , would be answerable. eg. I bought a fish the other day jack and thought of you. That'd be a bit tricky.
***** I bought a stinky fish the other day and I thought of your mother. before you reply let me remind you that it is only an example of a come back to a txt that you say is unanswerable, it took me 15 seconds to think of it, and i'm not a professional comic.
+mark durrant Really are you not?
Cause that was some top notch material there Mark.
He is a professional comic who is an accomplished MC, he's probably heard it all before and has trained hard to be that quick. I reckon he does read a few before hand but it wouldn't surprise me if he does it on the fly for his own amusement as much as the audience
welsh rugby joke=fail