Tik Toks That Made Me Choke On My Croissant

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  • @Unjustly_Confident
    @Unjustly_Confident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Yo why did I think the title was “Tiktoks that made me drop my croissant” I was so excitedddd

    • @jonblon-II
      @jonblon-II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes it is my greatest and most sincere wish to find one if the rare Tokyos that would make me drop a c roissant

    • @ChaosUnleashed265
      @ChaosUnleashed265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dyslexia?

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That title has been overdone already..

    • @SukunaYaoi
      @SukunaYaoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this a vine reference?

    • @spoodersad
      @spoodersad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @ItalianArsonist
    @ItalianArsonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “I continue to eat the cotton candy that is inside my ceiling despite my doctors warnings” same, buddy. same

  • @Poefeathyr
    @Poefeathyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "What is a man with a foot fetish's favorite drink?" Me: there's literally barefoot wine

    • @Koda881
      @Koda881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was very surprised when that was not the answer

    • @Gravitation3Beatles3
      @Gravitation3Beatles3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also tito’s lol

  • @iSchmidty13
    @iSchmidty13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    @4:50 cars are only required have an inside trunk release if the trunk is a separate enclosed space. Your car doesn't have a release because you can just hop into the back seats and get out one of the other doors.
    Literally only someone completely paralyzed would be actually stuck in this situation lmao

    • @NovaBasalt
      @NovaBasalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      fr. all we need is that one annoying guy to stitch it and silently demonstrate how to climb over the seats

    • @ratsatouile
      @ratsatouile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how do you climb over seats when your kidnapped and tied up 💀

    • @iSchmidty13
      @iSchmidty13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ratsatouile how do you pull a release cord and jump out of the trunk if you're tied up

    • @ratsatouile
      @ratsatouile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iSchmidty13 you can turn your body to pull a release cord, and if you jump out when there are alot of cars and make a scene then your likely to be saved.

    • @YungGucciBerry
      @YungGucciBerry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still wondering my tf she was sleeping in her trunk 💀

  • @thegirlwhoisme
    @thegirlwhoisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The girl in her trunk made me mad cause she’s not actually stuck.

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scrolled down specifically to look for this comment

    • @Johnnywithay
      @Johnnywithay ปีที่แล้ว

      Monstro pin this Fr fr. Fuck that girl and her bs antics

  • @yvonnethomas8155
    @yvonnethomas8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    3:32 he is quite literally the peanut butter baby from vine but with lotion

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah.

    • @salininguyendona3235
      @salininguyendona3235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L O T I O N B A B Y

    • @amberf6022
      @amberf6022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn i thought it was paint

    • @Emily-zi5ek
      @Emily-zi5ek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's lotion?? i thought it was baby powder

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Emily-zi5ek I was afraid it was house paint.
      And house paint can be very tempting. Let's just say someone might have dipped her fingers in purple Behr for the fun of it. Yeah, that's a thing, right?

  • @oliverry4826
    @oliverry4826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Although the Dairy Queen menu is devoid of the word ice cream, you can find it on the box for the Dilly Bars.

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's because Dilly Bars have ice cream. Blizzards and cones do not. What they use is ice milk which is basically the same as ice cream, just with low fat. and since ice cream must have 20% or higher fat content to be considered ice cream by the FDA they can't call ice milk ice cream

  • @moss8541
    @moss8541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No no no I actually smiled when I closed my eyes like the guy said, opened them, and was greeted by a teddy bear. High-key best shit.

  • @Emily-zi5ek
    @Emily-zi5ek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Last clip, even with that bag being that big you KNOW it's still gonna be half filled with air when it's the lay's brand

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s why you don’t get chips that are crushed into dust

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:36 love this wholesome guy

    • @DrJHailiff
      @DrJHailiff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s like a retired mafia boss

  • @fidonuts8699
    @fidonuts8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:08 with a my dad being a doctor i can confirm. this is scarily accurate and others with medical professionals as family members relate

  • @nickkunst8915
    @nickkunst8915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:16 the fact his boss said okay without even seeing the fake piss. Hes won, but at what cost

  • @R_ARC
    @R_ARC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    7:54 dude looks like rumpelstiltskin from shrek ever after

    • @Levi4than_06
      @Levi4than_06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOO

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Levi4than_06 Your pfp is something else.

    • @Levi4than_06
      @Levi4than_06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Omnihilo thanks ‘.’

  • @ruminationstation4200
    @ruminationstation4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The old guy hyping up the dude pouring the martini was so cute.

  • @queenofno6055
    @queenofno6055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:17 1. Damn you go sis 2. He's right constipation and bad digestion leads to a world of other issues

  • @Idolbottle
    @Idolbottle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Because he’s about to be an orphan”

  • @user-nt3pm6dx1x
    @user-nt3pm6dx1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    finally a new monstro video to watch while i eat

  • @_The_Weatherman
    @_The_Weatherman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:45 the way they just dump the silverware in kills me lmaoooooooooo

  • @matcha6375
    @matcha6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the stick of dynamite one was so funny it's living in my head now

  • @TheeWeather
    @TheeWeather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:39 damn she has a good voice

  • @ritzcrxcker
    @ritzcrxcker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at 0:40, the sax in the background sounds like they’re playing a song called “Moondance” and i’m in my high school marching band and this years show included Moondance and i loved playing it. (i’m a trumpet btw so i had a lot of the main melody)

  • @bsjsjajejssns
    @bsjsjajejssns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:34 this is literally me and my dad 💀✋

  • @nethertaxi3719
    @nethertaxi3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:31 dairy queen's "ice cream" isnt even considered to be ice cream by the FDA

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah, because it's ice milk, which means it doesn't have enough fat to be considered ice cream. You'd know this if you bought a carten of their ice milk

  • @Nabihahhasnat
    @Nabihahhasnat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:24 why he look like Dustin from stranger things?

  • @nyah_was_ent0mb3d
    @nyah_was_ent0mb3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:47 not the nu metal shorts 😭 peak limp bizkit energy

  • @Glass_Archive
    @Glass_Archive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love it whenever you upload

  • @migueldelbosque5744
    @migueldelbosque5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I screamed when he said McKinney Texas, that was my favorite pizza hut🤣

  • @goochacho3074
    @goochacho3074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:32 I feel called the fuck out lmao

  • @izukamidoriya5514
    @izukamidoriya5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:14 I don't think she has science either

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:32 So TRUE!
    I still remember mine. 3287990.
    I'm thirty-five years old, by the way. Got that muscle memory for mozzarella sticks.

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saaaame muscle memory for mac n cheese and Americanized enchiladas 😩

    • @onemore4567
      @onemore4567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fruitymcfruitcake9674 girl nice username

    • @urhairlookslikebongwater
      @urhairlookslikebongwater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why was your code so long 😭

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urhairlookslikebongwater Overpopulated school.

  • @knives81x
    @knives81x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn that first couple just plays domestic violence the game. 😅

  • @katzies
    @katzies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:41 THE ACCENT IS KILLING ME

  • @KillerQueenPing
    @KillerQueenPing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody out pizza’s the hut😂😂😂1:16

  • @Len..K
    @Len..K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:51 I am currently rereading the Percy Jackson books and this made my poor hyperfixating brain so happy

  • @Themanthemythagod
    @Themanthemythagod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:43 this one made me rlly happy for no reason lol🥲

  • @piqkledawgy9641
    @piqkledawgy9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The second one reminded me that I’ve left my timer on for 886 hours :) btw it’s still on.

  • @Chicken_and_salami
    @Chicken_and_salami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your videos make me cry laughing they are so funny-

  • @pip-pip5029
    @pip-pip5029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:37 I love this man

  • @barbiehospital9648
    @barbiehospital9648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha the drunk guys at the start 😂😂😂

  • @CerberusB1
    @CerberusB1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao, "My colours coming off, I'm turning white!"

  • @Skellytor
    @Skellytor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tea one omg

  • @avevee9708
    @avevee9708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:10 squishmallow buddies! I am using him as a pillow right now!

  • @ablahday2558
    @ablahday2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Chuckie Cheese song

  • @hannahandrews120
    @hannahandrews120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHA i love this channel so much 🤣🤣

  • @CL0WN_T3ARZ
    @CL0WN_T3ARZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:34 this man has a beautifully organized utensil drawer. the guy after him needs to seek help.

  • @Hannahbets
    @Hannahbets 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Couldn't even listen to the Dairy Queen one because I was thinking the whole time if that dude's head is really shaped like that? Had to rewind halfway through 😂

  • @HomarAlexander
    @HomarAlexander 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ur gonna do a drag show. Yasss slayy 😂😂😂

  • @XX-yu9op
    @XX-yu9op 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:37 YASSS SLAYYY

  • @cquty
    @cquty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the fact im eating a croissant is scary

  • @patrickhouchins9074
    @patrickhouchins9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Facts

  • @auntJuJu1993
    @auntJuJu1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first clip took me out 💀😂

  • @Simon-Sayzz
    @Simon-Sayzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yea, got here early. Perfect timing! I needed a new funny :3c (to all who read this, have a lovely day)

  • @FOG716
    @FOG716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:08 Really its not an actually trunk you can just climb over the top of the chairs am i dumb

  • @JuneSage
    @JuneSage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:15. 🤣 ❤️ Glow up together low-key with it

  • @tobyeasterbrook8117
    @tobyeasterbrook8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:26 Yeah so one time I got very lost while very drunk and I had this exact thought. It took me roughly four hours to walk home, including a very long detour to the wrong university (I was living on campus), and every single garbage can I came across was knocked over. Except I didn't do the lazy vandal thing and whacked them, I very carefully and deliberately picked them up and laid them on their sides. I also found a random traffic cone and put it smack in the middle of a residential street, blocking off one lane. I was in a chaotic mood that night lmao

  • @JodesR
    @JodesR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The apparently one got me ffs

  • @oliviacichosz622
    @oliviacichosz622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t had school lunch in 2 years but how the heck did I just remeber my old school lunch number 😭😭😭😭

  • @smirnoffice8859
    @smirnoffice8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bear one was cute ngl

  • @danikris241
    @danikris241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:39 cheese

    • @ablahday2558
      @ablahday2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With your BIGggG grey 🐁 🐔

  • @livinlife8299
    @livinlife8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE HIGHSCHOOL LUNCH CARD NUMBER… I thought I was the only one

  • @rat.2310
    @rat.2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:25 she is gaining privilege

  • @thatrandomblackguy1245
    @thatrandomblackguy1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:15 bro gaslighted me rlly hard

  • @BrandonBReelKillerFishn
    @BrandonBReelKillerFishn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know on the cool I'm not concerned about the kid putting lotion all over his self. I'm concerned that he's still in a diaper And looks like he could be a linebacker for the 49ers

  • @sazhkatzroy4941
    @sazhkatzroy4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:18 it's Tina from bobs burgers

  • @queenofno6055
    @queenofno6055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Im_sorry1999
    @Im_sorry1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reciting my fav part in this comp bc it’s midnight and I’m bored: “I’m so sorry but I’m not an Uber!, yea ur not our Uber, we wish you were ye ye yar our youber, but your eating’ crackers in ur car :) UH HELLO WERE FRIGGIN DRUNKKK ABBAHHSJSH friggin…… HEY EVERYBODY ON THAT SNAPCHAT GUESS WHAT?

  • @isaacroberts1991
    @isaacroberts1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dq has frozen custard. Technically speaking it is different than ice cream

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      frozen custard? nah. It's ice milk, which means it's low in fat and literally that's the only difference. You can buy tubs of their soft serve and that's what it's labeled as

  • @NEVERFEARMRRIZZISHERE
    @NEVERFEARMRRIZZISHERE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol these were funny

  • @coinslotman
    @coinslotman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm gonna speak in animal crossing."
    If you're a brave one, speak in Inkling or Octoling.

  • @bubblecatt2108
    @bubblecatt2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hi yes, your meal looks lovely can I just squeeze in here. OOPS *steps on toes* sorry!. Okay!!” *takes picture of strangers meal*
    “Thank you so much!!!”
    “Yes, I’ll have the grilled cheese and chicken tendies!!”

  • @sighmon5640
    @sighmon5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy hell i still remember my elementary school number. never used it past middle school but was assigned it in elementary school

  • @frostee-3948
    @frostee-3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    pov me: Me just eating a croissant searching up funny videos and see this

  • @Tazerboy_10
    @Tazerboy_10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😀
    0:16 - 0:29 ---> Minecraft Villager noises?
    0:30 - 0:40 ---> 🦝🦝
    1:16 - 1:27 ---> 😆 / 😬
    2:27 - 2:38 ---> ⚠️ DO NOT TOUCH ⚠️
    3:04 - 3:22 ---> Yo, she's attractive and she can do an Animal Crossing impression!
    3:34 - 3:39 ---> 😍
    4:47 - 5:13 ---> I don't see why she can't just climb over the seats; That's unless she won't fit...
    > Also, she could just call 911 for help...
    5:28 - 5:35
    > 5:28 - 5:31 ---> 😍
    5:36 - 6:01 ---> 🍸
    6:50 - 7:03
    8:06 - 8:20
    10:02 - 10:06 ---> 🎮 (Lego Star Wars)
    11:43 - 11:56 ---> Navi and the looks like Shayne Topp from Smosh or Link...

  • @Hmboooshkaboo
    @Hmboooshkaboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m actually eating a croissant right now lol hopefully I don’t choke

  • @brannajohnson8582
    @brannajohnson8582 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    definitely gonna start speaking animal crossing

  • @Snad_witchz
    @Snad_witchz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38 I Like This One

  • @xavierjones6048
    @xavierjones6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats exactly how I felt with my garlic 😭
    11:40

    • @sleepingwhale
      @sleepingwhale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squirrels ruin and eat everything I grow.... 😭

  • @Nerodotnet
    @Nerodotnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:51 wtf please 😭

  • @tylerhorton9807
    @tylerhorton9807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ik he was making a joke.. but he’s actually correct. It’s not exactly ice cream it’s type is actually sweet cream

  • @sillibuck
    @sillibuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:50
    * in a dangerous situation, makes a tiktok instead of using common sense and phoning someone for help to get attention *
    i swear to god, if someone was in a house fire they’d record like ‘’HEY GUYS, SO MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE OMG HAHA WHAT DO I DO!?!” fuck this world

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Girl who takes a nap in a trunk? Like take it in the back seat like everyone else

  • @reevesavage
    @reevesavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    but Dairy Queen got Ice Cream cakes on the menu >.>

  • @nobody-ey1pt
    @nobody-ey1pt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yasss slayy

  • @alex.adamski
    @alex.adamski 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE

  • @Lasspengu
    @Lasspengu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a bear, barely hanging on.

  • @williambhoe
    @williambhoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh... So electrical ass shocks ARE normal.

  • @SuperTonyony
    @SuperTonyony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moley, moley, moley, moles. Moles.

  • @rudycristinaomic
    @rudycristinaomic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🍾

  • @LiMiNAL_
    @LiMiNAL_ ปีที่แล้ว

    7:32 I was betting on barefoot.

  • @Chloe11501
    @Chloe11501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:30 I didn’t know he was ga-

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, but they do have the word “Dairy” right in their name. Reasonable expectation. 😉

  • @rudycristinaomic
    @rudycristinaomic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol

  • @woofexe4050
    @woofexe4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's video did you link at the end of the video? Like, how are they affiliated with you?

  • @morgue83
    @morgue83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:19 is tina belcher

  • @adamharris7727
    @adamharris7727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gottdamn that's a big baby

  • @brigwe616
    @brigwe616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd be in Athena's Cabin

  • @rrbx1650
    @rrbx1650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33 is she wearing a shirt??

    • @samwisegamgee6225
      @samwisegamgee6225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment. Why is no one concerned?!?

    • @rrbx1650
      @rrbx1650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samwisegamgee6225 yeah

  • @PizzaShadowChefZ69
    @PizzaShadowChefZ69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:37 it doesn't matter

  • @AshTheMcyt
    @AshTheMcyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:36 DRISTA?

  • @illumizoldyck1528
    @illumizoldyck1528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:15 *Please, teach me.*