@4:50 cars are only required have an inside trunk release if the trunk is a separate enclosed space. Your car doesn't have a release because you can just hop into the back seats and get out one of the other doors. Literally only someone completely paralyzed would be actually stuck in this situation lmao
@@iSchmidty13 you can turn your body to pull a release cord, and if you jump out when there are alot of cars and make a scene then your likely to be saved.
@@Emily-zi5ek I was afraid it was house paint. And house paint can be very tempting. Let's just say someone might have dipped her fingers in purple Behr for the fun of it. Yeah, that's a thing, right?
That's because Dilly Bars have ice cream. Blizzards and cones do not. What they use is ice milk which is basically the same as ice cream, just with low fat. and since ice cream must have 20% or higher fat content to be considered ice cream by the FDA they can't call ice milk ice cream
at 0:40, the sax in the background sounds like they’re playing a song called “Moondance” and i’m in my high school marching band and this years show included Moondance and i loved playing it. (i’m a trumpet btw so i had a lot of the main melody)
Yah, because it's ice milk, which means it doesn't have enough fat to be considered ice cream. You'd know this if you bought a carten of their ice milk
Couldn't even listen to the Dairy Queen one because I was thinking the whole time if that dude's head is really shaped like that? Had to rewind halfway through 😂
2:26 Yeah so one time I got very lost while very drunk and I had this exact thought. It took me roughly four hours to walk home, including a very long detour to the wrong university (I was living on campus), and every single garbage can I came across was knocked over. Except I didn't do the lazy vandal thing and whacked them, I very carefully and deliberately picked them up and laid them on their sides. I also found a random traffic cone and put it smack in the middle of a residential street, blocking off one lane. I was in a chaotic mood that night lmao
You know on the cool I'm not concerned about the kid putting lotion all over his self. I'm concerned that he's still in a diaper And looks like he could be a linebacker for the 49ers
Reciting my fav part in this comp bc it’s midnight and I’m bored: “I’m so sorry but I’m not an Uber!, yea ur not our Uber, we wish you were ye ye yar our youber, but your eating’ crackers in ur car :) UH HELLO WERE FRIGGIN DRUNKKK ABBAHHSJSH friggin…… HEY EVERYBODY ON THAT SNAPCHAT GUESS WHAT?
frozen custard? nah. It's ice milk, which means it's low in fat and literally that's the only difference. You can buy tubs of their soft serve and that's what it's labeled as
“Hi yes, your meal looks lovely can I just squeeze in here. OOPS *steps on toes* sorry!. Okay!!” *takes picture of strangers meal* “Thank you so much!!!” “Yes, I’ll have the grilled cheese and chicken tendies!!”
4:50 * in a dangerous situation, makes a tiktok instead of using common sense and phoning someone for help to get attention * i swear to god, if someone was in a house fire they’d record like ‘’HEY GUYS, SO MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE OMG HAHA WHAT DO I DO!?!” fuck this world
Yo why did I think the title was “Tiktoks that made me drop my croissant” I was so excitedddd
Yes it is my greatest and most sincere wish to find one if the rare Tokyos that would make me drop a c roissant
Dyslexia?
That title has been overdone already..
Was this a vine reference?
Same lol
“I continue to eat the cotton candy that is inside my ceiling despite my doctors warnings” same, buddy. same
Haaaa
"What is a man with a foot fetish's favorite drink?" Me: there's literally barefoot wine
I was very surprised when that was not the answer
also tito’s lol
@4:50 cars are only required have an inside trunk release if the trunk is a separate enclosed space. Your car doesn't have a release because you can just hop into the back seats and get out one of the other doors.
Literally only someone completely paralyzed would be actually stuck in this situation lmao
fr. all we need is that one annoying guy to stitch it and silently demonstrate how to climb over the seats
how do you climb over seats when your kidnapped and tied up 💀
@@ratsatouile how do you pull a release cord and jump out of the trunk if you're tied up
@@iSchmidty13 you can turn your body to pull a release cord, and if you jump out when there are alot of cars and make a scene then your likely to be saved.
I'm still wondering my tf she was sleeping in her trunk 💀
The girl in her trunk made me mad cause she’s not actually stuck.
scrolled down specifically to look for this comment
Monstro pin this Fr fr. Fuck that girl and her bs antics
3:32 he is quite literally the peanut butter baby from vine but with lotion
Ah.
L O T I O N B A B Y
damn i thought it was paint
that's lotion?? i thought it was baby powder
@@Emily-zi5ek I was afraid it was house paint.
And house paint can be very tempting. Let's just say someone might have dipped her fingers in purple Behr for the fun of it. Yeah, that's a thing, right?
Although the Dairy Queen menu is devoid of the word ice cream, you can find it on the box for the Dilly Bars.
That's because Dilly Bars have ice cream. Blizzards and cones do not. What they use is ice milk which is basically the same as ice cream, just with low fat. and since ice cream must have 20% or higher fat content to be considered ice cream by the FDA they can't call ice milk ice cream
No no no I actually smiled when I closed my eyes like the guy said, opened them, and was greeted by a teddy bear. High-key best shit.
Last clip, even with that bag being that big you KNOW it's still gonna be half filled with air when it's the lay's brand
That’s why you don’t get chips that are crushed into dust
5:36 love this wholesome guy
He’s like a retired mafia boss
8:08 with a my dad being a doctor i can confirm. this is scarily accurate and others with medical professionals as family members relate
6:16 the fact his boss said okay without even seeing the fake piss. Hes won, but at what cost
7:54 dude looks like rumpelstiltskin from shrek ever after
LMAOO
@@Levi4than_06 Your pfp is something else.
@@Omnihilo thanks ‘.’
The old guy hyping up the dude pouring the martini was so cute.
8:17 1. Damn you go sis 2. He's right constipation and bad digestion leads to a world of other issues
“Because he’s about to be an orphan”
finally a new monstro video to watch while i eat
6:45 the way they just dump the silverware in kills me lmaoooooooooo
the stick of dynamite one was so funny it's living in my head now
2:39 damn she has a good voice
at 0:40, the sax in the background sounds like they’re playing a song called “Moondance” and i’m in my high school marching band and this years show included Moondance and i loved playing it. (i’m a trumpet btw so i had a lot of the main melody)
1:34 this is literally me and my dad 💀✋
4:31 dairy queen's "ice cream" isnt even considered to be ice cream by the FDA
Yah, because it's ice milk, which means it doesn't have enough fat to be considered ice cream. You'd know this if you bought a carten of their ice milk
3:24 why he look like Dustin from stranger things?
7:47 not the nu metal shorts 😭 peak limp bizkit energy
Love it whenever you upload
I screamed when he said McKinney Texas, that was my favorite pizza hut🤣
9:32 I feel called the fuck out lmao
12:14 I don't think she has science either
9:32 So TRUE!
I still remember mine. 3287990.
I'm thirty-five years old, by the way. Got that muscle memory for mozzarella sticks.
Saaaame muscle memory for mac n cheese and Americanized enchiladas 😩
@@fruitymcfruitcake9674 girl nice username
Why was your code so long 😭
@@urhairlookslikebongwater Overpopulated school.
Damn that first couple just plays domestic violence the game. 😅
8:41 THE ACCENT IS KILLING ME
Nobody out pizza’s the hut😂😂😂1:16
11:51 I am currently rereading the Percy Jackson books and this made my poor hyperfixating brain so happy
11:43 this one made me rlly happy for no reason lol🥲
I would be cabin 6🙃
Im cabin 7 :)
@@thegaysdobegay :D
The second one reminded me that I’ve left my timer on for 886 hours :) btw it’s still on.
Your videos make me cry laughing they are so funny-
5:37 I love this man
Haha the drunk guys at the start 😂😂😂
Lmao, "My colours coming off, I'm turning white!"
The tea one omg
2:10 squishmallow buddies! I am using him as a pillow right now!
That Chuckie Cheese song
HAHA i love this channel so much 🤣🤣
6:34 this man has a beautifully organized utensil drawer. the guy after him needs to seek help.
Couldn't even listen to the Dairy Queen one because I was thinking the whole time if that dude's head is really shaped like that? Had to rewind halfway through 😂
Ur gonna do a drag show. Yasss slayy 😂😂😂
5:37 YASSS SLAYYY
the fact im eating a croissant is scary
Facts
The first clip took me out 💀😂
Hell yea, got here early. Perfect timing! I needed a new funny :3c (to all who read this, have a lovely day)
5:08 Really its not an actually trunk you can just climb over the top of the chairs am i dumb
9:15. 🤣 ❤️ Glow up together low-key with it
2:26 Yeah so one time I got very lost while very drunk and I had this exact thought. It took me roughly four hours to walk home, including a very long detour to the wrong university (I was living on campus), and every single garbage can I came across was knocked over. Except I didn't do the lazy vandal thing and whacked them, I very carefully and deliberately picked them up and laid them on their sides. I also found a random traffic cone and put it smack in the middle of a residential street, blocking off one lane. I was in a chaotic mood that night lmao
The apparently one got me ffs
I haven’t had school lunch in 2 years but how the heck did I just remeber my old school lunch number 😭😭😭😭
The bear one was cute ngl
2:39 cheese
With your BIGggG grey 🐁 🐔
THE HIGHSCHOOL LUNCH CARD NUMBER… I thought I was the only one
9:25 she is gaining privilege
4:15 bro gaslighted me rlly hard
You know on the cool I'm not concerned about the kid putting lotion all over his self. I'm concerned that he's still in a diaper And looks like he could be a linebacker for the 49ers
9:18 it's Tina from bobs burgers
2:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reciting my fav part in this comp bc it’s midnight and I’m bored: “I’m so sorry but I’m not an Uber!, yea ur not our Uber, we wish you were ye ye yar our youber, but your eating’ crackers in ur car :) UH HELLO WERE FRIGGIN DRUNKKK ABBAHHSJSH friggin…… HEY EVERYBODY ON THAT SNAPCHAT GUESS WHAT?
Dq has frozen custard. Technically speaking it is different than ice cream
frozen custard? nah. It's ice milk, which means it's low in fat and literally that's the only difference. You can buy tubs of their soft serve and that's what it's labeled as
Lol these were funny
"I'm gonna speak in animal crossing."
If you're a brave one, speak in Inkling or Octoling.
“Hi yes, your meal looks lovely can I just squeeze in here. OOPS *steps on toes* sorry!. Okay!!” *takes picture of strangers meal*
“Thank you so much!!!”
“Yes, I’ll have the grilled cheese and chicken tendies!!”
holy hell i still remember my elementary school number. never used it past middle school but was assigned it in elementary school
pov me: Me just eating a croissant searching up funny videos and see this
😀
0:16 - 0:29 ---> Minecraft Villager noises?
0:30 - 0:40 ---> 🦝🦝
1:16 - 1:27 ---> 😆 / 😬
2:27 - 2:38 ---> ⚠️ DO NOT TOUCH ⚠️
3:04 - 3:22 ---> Yo, she's attractive and she can do an Animal Crossing impression!
3:34 - 3:39 ---> 😍
4:47 - 5:13 ---> I don't see why she can't just climb over the seats; That's unless she won't fit...
> Also, she could just call 911 for help...
5:28 - 5:35
> 5:28 - 5:31 ---> 😍
5:36 - 6:01 ---> 🍸
6:50 - 7:03
8:06 - 8:20
10:02 - 10:06 ---> 🎮 (Lego Star Wars)
11:43 - 11:56 ---> Navi and the looks like Shayne Topp from Smosh or Link...
I’m actually eating a croissant right now lol hopefully I don’t choke
definitely gonna start speaking animal crossing
1:38 I Like This One
Thats exactly how I felt with my garlic 😭
11:40
Squirrels ruin and eat everything I grow.... 😭
6:51 wtf please 😭
Ik he was making a joke.. but he’s actually correct. It’s not exactly ice cream it’s type is actually sweet cream
4:50
* in a dangerous situation, makes a tiktok instead of using common sense and phoning someone for help to get attention *
i swear to god, if someone was in a house fire they’d record like ‘’HEY GUYS, SO MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE OMG HAHA WHAT DO I DO!?!” fuck this world
Girl who takes a nap in a trunk? Like take it in the back seat like everyone else
but Dairy Queen got Ice Cream cakes on the menu >.>
yasss slayy
2:00 THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE
I’m a bear, barely hanging on.
Oh... So electrical ass shocks ARE normal.
Moley, moley, moley, moles. Moles.
🍾
7:32 I was betting on barefoot.
8:30 I didn’t know he was ga-
Ok, but they do have the word “Dairy” right in their name. Reasonable expectation. 😉
Lol
Who's video did you link at the end of the video? Like, how are they affiliated with you?
9:19 is tina belcher
Gottdamn that's a big baby
I'd be in Athena's Cabin
1:33 is she wearing a shirt??
I was looking for this comment. Why is no one concerned?!?
@@samwisegamgee6225 yeah
6:37 it doesn't matter
1:36 DRISTA?
3:15 *Please, teach me.*