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motion capture used for animations both in-game and in promotional material as well as all the sponsorships would back that up but on the other hand the monetization model probably rakes in a lot
The United States slaughtered the third runner camp. The south side of thre base was charged by one group several days before the main raid. I know what I saw that night I still smell the death
I would give this a thumbs up but I'd like to keep it at 666. Hail Satan! Bringer of darkness and despair! 🤘 prepare to be cursed if you hit the like button you son of a pig!
@@Makujah_ Yeah exactly, alot of people actually have aspergers and high-functioning autism but never find out. Some people even get diagosed as an adult its exteremely common.
@Alyssa Richardson Er, yes they will. I've smoked weed for years and mix stuff up like that. It is especially likely to happen if you're too baked to get a good understanding of what is around you. I've gotten so high that I forgotten things and mistaken things for others, it is only after you sober up and someone either informs you or you notice the damage done that you actually "remember".
@Alyssa Richardson Well if there was a point it was like that for you, surely it could have been like that for Gary? But yes. I'm similar to you. Doesn't really get me high any more.
@@AnguirusTCG It's even better because Foo Fighters were originally named that way by German WW2 Pilots after the UFOs they saw sometimes following them around during dogfights. Allied Pilots also recalled seeing the UFOs.
The thing about the government hiring hackers isn't actually all that common. It has only happened a few times. What is common however, is the government pretending that they're interested in hiring you, they stroke your ego a bit, so that you will reveal yourself or more about your crimes and then they just arrest you. So yeah, don't play ball with the government.
@H A R then you would know that its highly compartmentalised and unless you worked in the same section and had a good social knowledge of the individuals involved you wouldnt expect to know. Checkmate
i was guessing maybe it wasn't that he was too high and misinterpreted shit. i imagine someone higher up told him to downplay what he found. maybe he was cajoled into downplaying it, like "oh yeah, i probably didn't see what i thought i did."
plot twist twist, he wasn't high, but he thinks he was because after they discovered his access to their systems, they piped MK ultra brain beams through the speakers and monitor of his compaq presario
when a government publicly says "ah those documents he hacked into werent important at all, not even classified" it just gives the same kind of vibe as when a kid falls off his bike in front of his friends and tries to say it didnt hurt, while trying not to cry.
@ProjectAnchory You realize that TH-camrs are getting paid to have Sponsorships in their videos whether or not you skip to a future point in the video, right? Danky got paid when we clicked on the thumbnail, Deputy Dumbass, and i don't care to hear another ad for Raid soooo i''ll keep posting ad skips, thanks lol.
and yet she was ok with Julian assange being extradited actually come to think about it rather then trump wasting his time fighting the election result he should pardon him that would piss them off
"I was too high and I can't really remember what i actually saw and may have misinterpreted it" sounds like what you would say if you didn't want to talk about it because your life has been threatened.
@August A. Mauritzen not really. you build a tolerance after smoking for so long and gain the ability to maintain normal processes. You even begin to remember things like you normally would, thats why some people smoke and study. He def just doesn't wanna get ass raped by the USA.
@@MystearicalX Well, if you leave your door wide open and no one is home. Safe to say you are going to get robbed. Get better internet security for your classified documents and you won't have this problem.
@@MystearicalX well look what happened, the bull charged and only barely winged him and now he is successful and famous, based off the simple fact that he faced it down. I would say thats 1 for gary, 0 for the US government
Gary: Hey look a file US: Give him to us, we have ways of making him talk UK: No US: Well... that's fine... wasn't important information anyway, didn't mean a thing... you sure we can't have him?
@a guy Yeah, I guess they were created with the that being the intention in mind. However when you have FBI/CIA Directors loyal to certain people, or Political Parties everything gets muddled up, and sometimes our own agencies work to the detriment of each other which I think is one of the signs that a bureaucracy has gotten to large, and out of control.
Someone was absolutely trying to frame Gary. Someone in the pentagon high up, really dropped the ball, crashed the server and deleted a bunch of stuff and to cover their butt they found a low level hacker to dump the blame on.
Fun fact, that robot soldier he saw being developed was SWORDS which later got deployed to Iraq. It has since been updated to the MARS bot which is openly sold today ( if your a government military)
My mate told me about this story (and your video) the other day whilst we went on a walk around Falkirk. Honestly, I laughed at first because he opened with "A guy from Bonnybridge hacked NASA", but my god I was wrong to laugh. What a story this is, class! Always great to see another Scottish creator too! 💪
Trying to make a name on prosecuting some brit loser who "didn't find anything important"? Yes, it's plausible. But so is the conspiracy hypothesis that he did find some spicy shit (probably not alien shit tho)
@@Makujah_ eh, I could see either being true honestly, it isn’t uncommon for some prosecutors to get over zealous and try to use a case to become well known, a lot of said prosecutors tend to over blow a lot of stuff. It also isn’t uncommon for incompetent people to mess up in the US government and have massive security flaws.
One thing I am always reminded of with a Dankula video: that American hillbillies mostly originated in Scotland. CD's face is so familiar, like he's a cousin of the kids I grew up with.
70 year sentence and ceaseless extradition attempts is basically cop for "if any one else attempts to access our systems unlawfully, we will fuck you up"
I should be reading 20 pages of Philosophy stuff for University. Instead, im looking at a black screen with the caption "Premiere in 62 minutes". What a time to be alive.
That man pissed on people Pissed people off Masturbated in public Told Alexander the Great the equivalent to fuck off And got in an argument with Plato because Plato described human as "Featherless Bipeds" Diogenies being outraged by that description proceeded to show Plato a Human by giving him a chicken without feathers. I might be wrong somewhere here so correct me if I am wrong
Theirs Adds...And Then Theirs A Creepy Stalker Who Follows U Everywhere U Go.... I Asked Him What’s His Name And He Said ITS YOUR BOY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
I recall writing to the then Home Secretary: Theresa May, supporting Gary's anti-extradition case: I told her in my opinion as an IT Pro (I worked on a Help Desk), Gary could not have 'damaged' US military equipment just connecting over 'PCAnywhere'. Dave Gilmour was a major supporter it was a big case at the time! Nostalgia.
Disinformation or inappropriate use of trademarked government agencies such as C.I.A. and its constituencies are punishable [redacted] hiring. For more information, please contact your assigned N.S.A agent by typing while keylogger is active (9-17 Monday to Friday)
7 years of browsing the highest levels of Govt … & dude never took a picture, screenshot, notes - NATHAN & forgot it all We don’t call him “Gary” We call him “Lary”
"if that really was the case, then why were you trying to give him a 70 year sentence and fighting for his extradition for 10 years?" *nonexistence of the British Telecom tower intensifies*
Potential Mini Mad Lads: Michael Alig Jeffrey Bernard Uwe Boll Ian Cognito Alan Conway Keith Floyd Serge Gainsbourg Malcolm Hardee Sebastian Horsley Arthur Hunnable Charles Joughin Carlos Kaiser John Harvey Kellogg Gene LeBell/Gary Kent (both inspirations for Cliff in ‘Once Upon a time in Hollywood’) Michael Malloy Armin Meiwes Allan Menzies Moondog Mehran Karimi Nasseri John Otway Genesis P-Orridge Rollen Stewart aka Rainbow Man 🌈 Erik Satie Donald Sinclair Wizard of New Zealand Tsutomu Yamaguchi
Like Dr. Chaos who expected to be hired as a white hat hacker on release. The delusion of some of these people is sad to witness. They completely overestimate their own significance. Foreign governments have the resources to make hacking a serious threat. Gary did not and could not use many of the techniques professionals use. With sorry cases like Gary, they simply work to make the risk/reward ratio high enough to keep the problem manageable.
"So why where they going after him for 70 years?" Because he was actively harming the United States Navy Atlantic Fleet by deleting weapon logs and screwing with munitions delivery.
These vessels with the off-world officers are allegedly linked to Pine Gap base in Australia and the Australian government have invested heavily in the project as well.
US military technology has been about two decades ahead of public disclosure since at least the late 50's ( The Pentagon's Brain: DARPA). Chances are, it's actually much further ahead now with how fast technology scales. When Trump came out with "The Space Force" he wasn't trying to create something completely new. He just wanted to be the guy that gave the official name to the force deployments we have in space that are usually just USAF.
@@ClickClack_Bam let's not do this. I don't think a sponsor would want to continue sponsoring someone who's viewers produce widespread "fraud". But then again it's fucking Raid, if it was the 40's Hitler would have an affiliate link
@@afrochickenboy Well in all disclosure I took the op as a joke & cracked one of my own. No intent to actually go forth & do this lol. In further disclosure I could probably write a simple few lined program that could do this pretty easily. In fact I'll bet you I could do it with the Tasker app that you don't even write any code per say. But yea I get you. No worries.
@@ClickClack_Bam yeah lol my bad for my Karen esc comment, I was going to add a "I assume you're joking, but this is for the few that might think it's a good idea" but it seemed a little condescending for some reason
What I find immensely disappointing is that they did not build up the pressure on Gary only for one agent to go “Good Cop” and give him an out to work for them to find all the exploits and sure up their security hell, maybe even get a position at the NSA. But no, they ended up letting a Diamond slip through their hands.
I see mini in the title, and I weep. I see that the video is still 21 minutes long, and realize that this is the reason I support your channel. Keep up the great work man.
Lol im happy to hear the "its your boi.." part always haha This channel and internet historian are the only ones that make me glad to hear about raid shadow legends
@@mrmacguff1n canada's shock infantry in world war 1 was notorious for their upspoken rules 1. Take no prisoners 2.Kill the wounded. So yes, Canadians very not nice when they go to war, eh?
So I once met a guy who found a huge security flaw in a government-website with far-reaching consequences. And he was like: "Oh man, this is serious! I should do my due diligence and tell the tech company behind this website that this flaw exists." And so he sent an e-mail. Describing what he did and why the security flaw is a huge threat. The company read the e-mail and responded to him with a lawsuit! Dunno how the story ended, tho. So I'm not all that surprised that the USA threatened Gary with years and years in prison, even though he 'didn't find anything of importance' and was too high to commit anything to memory.
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WTF, SPOILERS!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIID
I’M COOOOMING
Rasputin is a absulute mad lad
Do madlad Popcorn Sutton.
I’m 90% convinced that Raid is just a money laundering operation
motion capture used for animations both in-game and in promotional material as well as all the sponsorships would back that up
but on the other hand the monetization model probably rakes in a lot
Sabaton sucks
@@_thestraightjakketsofficial_ Well you are wrong but more importantly what on god's green earth does that have to do with anything?
@@thishonestgrifter agreed
Sssshhhhh
"Wuz gonna leak US govt. information, but then I got high"
"Coulda remembered all the names 'n' shit too, but I was high"
Why man? Yeah HEH!
Cause I have aspergers and got high, cause I have aspergers and got high, cause I have aspergers and got hiIiighhh La-la-la-la-laaaaa!
Amazing xD
And now I’m banned from the internet and I know why
Watching again coz i was pished watching this the other night! Just to let you know it was 99 i started not 95 :)
I also didn't tell them i'd reveal everything that i'd found, i asked them to put the offer in writing, but they refused so i refused too.
I've had no offers from the government, it was a straight win in the courts. I wouldn't work for those tossers.
Hey can we just get a confirmation you're the one who hacked counts twitter and he's not faking? If you did well played mate that's actually great
@@sanguinespirit2397 It was the Count's idea of a little joke ;+}
But you could hack him if you wanted to?
Wait...... Gary's girlfriend broke up with him and he just claimed squatters rights in the basement and ran up the electric bill. Legend.
Respect.
This is my swamp now!
Based
No, that's a bum! Bad ex lol
And may or may not have discovered the existence of aliens.
Garry was so high he didn't remember any of the names. That's impressive
Any at all is quite an accomplishment
I only sourced from organic growers ;+}
@@GaryMcKinnonUFO absolute mad man
no it's not
@@GaryMcKinnonUFO you're the real gary mckinnon, obviously.
Area 51 raid: let’s see them aliens!
Gary McKinnon with his joint, beer, and 56K dial up modem: Amateurs.
Your strategies are crap.
Lmaooo
The United States slaughtered the third runner camp. The south side of thre base was charged by one group several days before the main raid. I know what I saw that night I still smell the death
@@Ginlock45 cool story
@@Ginlock45 i remember that level of spec ops the line
Dank's little girl: "Daddy, who bought all of this stuff?"
Dank: "Ya boi, Raid Shadow Legends."
Wait, I thought he and his wife got a boy? Regardles, congrats!
“Daddy”
Nah mate she’d be like
“Oi Da, Where did we get all this shite from?”
I would give this a thumbs up but I'd like to keep it at 666. Hail Satan! Bringer of darkness and despair! 🤘 prepare to be cursed if you hit the like button you son of a pig!
@@cityguard4847 She will be like Tina O"Conell from Derry girls
This is funny.
"Before Gary could get a further look at E.T.'s OnlyFans" lmaoooooo
I was not ready for that 😂
Experts: "this man has Asperger's."
Dankula: "can relate."
Asperger's is such a mild form of autism, much more people have it than you realise. And most of them don't know any better.
@@Makujah_ Yeah exactly, alot of people actually have aspergers and high-functioning autism but never find out. Some people even get diagosed as an adult its exteremely common.
@@TM-rh7zs Same thing happened to me, found out at 19.
Can also relate. Diagnosed at eight.
@@TM-rh7zs That's why you're all on the internet watching Count Dankula.
"I can't remember I was high" sounds an awful lot like code for "please don't murder me I'm keeping my mouth shut."
What i was thinking
He just didnt want to Epstein himself.. :D
What top secret UFOs?
@Alyssa Richardson Er, yes they will. I've smoked weed for years and mix stuff up like that. It is especially likely to happen if you're too baked to get a good understanding of what is around you. I've gotten so high that I forgotten things and mistaken things for others, it is only after you sober up and someone either informs you or you notice the damage done that you actually "remember".
@Alyssa Richardson
Well if there was a point it was like that for you, surely it could have been like that for Gary?
But yes. I'm similar to you. Doesn't really get me high any more.
"I smoked too much weed so I have no idea what I say"
*USA in shadows* : Good. Goooooood.
You mean the juice
I read that last part like Palpatine in return of the jedi
Let the weed flow through you...
@Goosecore pal I am jewish do you hate jews?
@Goosecore "I hate everyone" would have been shorter
He infuriated and foiled The US Government.
_”There goes my hero, watch him as he goes. There goes my hero, he’s ordinary.”_
God bless Foo Fighters
@@AnguirusTCG It's even better because Foo Fighters were originally named that way by German WW2 Pilots after the UFOs they saw sometimes following them around during dogfights. Allied Pilots also recalled seeing the UFOs.
@@DeusSalis wait I need to know more
@@LordVader1094 There`s a wealth of info out there,but be careful the UFO circus is a minefield of disinfo too.
Gary isn't the man anyone wanted, but by God, he's the man we need.
I think you mean the man we weed
@@xartecmana based
The thing about the government hiring hackers isn't actually all that common. It has only happened a few times. What is common however, is the government pretending that they're interested in hiring you, they stroke your ego a bit, so that you will reveal yourself or more about your crimes and then they just arrest you. So yeah, don't play ball with the government.
GOOD TO KNOW
@H A R no I used to work in the secret service and I dont remeber you at all
@@WalkerChristopher11 well I work in the secret service and I've never heard of the secret service.......... wait
@H A R then you would know that its highly compartmentalised and unless you worked in the same section and had a good social knowledge of the individuals involved you wouldnt expect to know. Checkmate
@H A R Realy
Someone sold me a bag of weed the other day, he said the strain was called 'Gary McKinnon'. I've forgotten where I live
Raid Shadow Legends is the story of a crazy developer who decided he wanted to spend all his money on advertisements
lol only 7 likes BAD
Justin please just stop messaging the second a new TH-cam vid comes out
This man is everywhere
so you’re here, too. you beat me to another vid, justin. but one day i’ll be faster
Wild Justin Y. Appeared
the Count has one of the sickest intros ever
I still miss the old one 🤷
One. Two, ah ah ah
nah, this is just a load of noise
Intro and the outro with Alex Jones are my favorites lol
It really suits him and especially this series.
It took me some time to realize that "His ghetto friend" was actually "his girlfriend"
Plot twist: he wasn’t high and he actually remembers but he cannot speak on it
i was guessing maybe it wasn't that he was too high and misinterpreted shit. i imagine someone higher up told him to downplay what he found. maybe he was cajoled into downplaying it, like "oh yeah, i probably didn't see what i thought i did."
plot twist twist, he wasn't high, but he thinks he was because after they discovered his access to their systems, they piped MK ultra brain beams through the speakers and monitor of his compaq presario
Revealing the identity of a bunch of black ops operators is bad for your life expectancy.
when a government publicly says "ah those documents he hacked into werent important at all, not even classified" it just gives the same kind of vibe as when a kid falls off his bike in front of his friends and tries to say it didnt hurt, while trying not to cry.
"But before we get into the madlad it is in fact y-"
**skips 90 seconds**
This
2:42 you're very welcome
@@cardioandfriends fuck xou
@ProjectAnchory You realize that TH-camrs are getting paid to have Sponsorships in their videos whether or not you skip to a future point in the video, right? Danky got paid when we clicked on the thumbnail, Deputy Dumbass, and i don't care to hear another ad for Raid soooo i''ll keep posting ad skips, thanks lol.
The it’s ya boy ads are the best part of his videos
"The Weed Giveth... the Weed Taketh Away." Truer words were never spoken.
Plot Twist: Gary was forced by the US government to code Raid Shadows Legends
That was the final sentence they gave to him.
Hahahahahaha
I kinda like how Gary used his legacy as "the UFO hacker" to playfully give a logo and name for his search optimization company.
"Was born in the tenth of february, 1966..."
Nothing strange so far.
"...in Glasgow."
Oohhhhh, I get it now.
LOL!
Hey!!!,i`m from Glasgow and have seen amazing UFOs here.
the video hasn't even started yet and i already now it's sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends free to download on iOS and Android devices
And on pc.
And more convinced to never toss my money at it
Ya boi!
It's ya boi...
The Count on the Dank Throne cares not from whence the money flows, only that it does.
So weird that the justice system wanted to destroy Gary but still to this day protects Jon Venables who has been caught twice with CP
😔😔😔😔😔
"But unlike you posers.."
I lol'd.
Same
Dank mentions the Area 51 “raids”.
THAT WAS A YEAR AGO?!?
It was only 1 year ago? I thought it was like 2 or 3
Yeah.... Things were so much better back then.
That is crazy
"Sweet Alien Puss Puss."
@@theentangledwiggler-man2344 before COVID
I mean still living rent free at your ex's to the point the new boyfriend has to move around you in your own space is kind of a gigachad move.
the immovable legend
Yeah, it's a bit of a power play
Your dumping me okay ill sit in the spare room n get wasted all day running up your dial up bill.
I hid in my exes house for 3 months, does that count?
Funny that May would help a hacker threatening the security of Britan`s greatest ally when he was facing jail time but not you for telling a joke.
Why give away a potential consultant?
@@DeltaPi314 the Tories only do things that benefit themselves so you're probably right.
Probably cuz she like many cucks for israel
and yet she was ok with Julian assange being extradited actually come to think about it rather then trump wasting his time fighting the election result he should pardon him that would piss them off
@@ONI09100 Knowing Kamala she would put him in prison for life for something else if he is pardoned.
"I was too high and I can't really remember what i actually saw and may have misinterpreted it" sounds like what you would say if you didn't want to talk about it because your life has been threatened.
@August A. Mauritzen not really. you build a tolerance after smoking for so long and gain the ability to maintain normal processes. You even begin to remember things like you normally would, thats why some people smoke and study. He def just doesn't wanna get ass raped by the USA.
@@Catburritto weed smokers are mostly idiots
Shilling for Raid in a flat, lifeless tone that betrays his disdain for this game is one of Dank's greatest shitposts ever
They probably threw 70 years in his face because he broke in and it hurt their ego
@@MystearicalX Well, if you leave your door wide open and no one is home.
Safe to say you are going to get robbed.
Get better internet security for your classified documents and you won't have this problem.
@@MystearicalX well look what happened, the bull charged and only barely winged him and now he is successful and famous, based off the simple fact that he faced it down. I would say thats 1 for gary, 0 for the US government
Gary: Hey look a file
US: Give him to us, we have ways of making him talk
UK: No
US: Well... that's fine... wasn't important information anyway, didn't mean a thing... you sure we can't have him?
US the original tsundere lol
@a guy I sincerely apologize for our Federal Agencies. They’ve gone completely rogue, and have been for decades. (CIA/FBI/ATF/DEA/IRS)
@a guy Yeah, I guess they were created with the that being the intention in mind. However when you have FBI/CIA Directors loyal to certain people, or Political Parties everything gets muddled up, and sometimes our own agencies work to the detriment of each other which I think is one of the signs that a bureaucracy has gotten to large, and out of control.
Yeah the government doesn’t represent the people much anymore. Just party interests. The ATF is basically a non constitutional business.
Someone was absolutely trying to frame Gary. Someone in the pentagon high up, really dropped the ball, crashed the server and deleted a bunch of stuff and to cover their butt they found a low level hacker to dump the blame on.
Almost sounds like the plot of the movie Hackers
Gotta Love that Dank is wearing a Weyland-Yutani hat in a Video related to aliens
He wears it often.
@@1ntoTheAbyss Including now, in a video about aliens!
The year 2020 needs to be a mad lad
It has to die first. I'm not convinced it will...
New years day will be december 32nd 2020.
As an American, I can confidently say the DOJ’s name, when it comes to matters surrounding intel and surveillance issues, is a cruel joke.
*Sarcasm*
Noun.
Definition:
Count Dankula reading Raycon or Raid ads.
Raid aids*
Raids*
“Towelie just got high and wandered off...”
Fun fact, that robot soldier he saw being developed was SWORDS which later got deployed to Iraq. It has since been updated to the MARS bot which is openly sold today ( if your a government military)
That stinger at the end they did panic a lot when he threatened to reveal the information
US: "Pah... UFOs, non-Extraterrestrial Officers, don't be silly."
Gary: 'Look at what I found.'
US: Attempts to put Gary away*
@Enclave Soldier Humour, genius...
He'll be find with a broken neck down some stairs.
Clearly nothing to see then. Obviously what he found didn't exist, must've been why they pursued him so aggressively. Makes total sense.
To be fair
That just gives more ground to the theory that most UFO sightings are actually just people seeing US weapon tests.
My mate told me about this story (and your video) the other day whilst we went on a walk around Falkirk. Honestly, I laughed at first because he opened with "A guy from Bonnybridge hacked NASA", but my god I was wrong to laugh. What a story this is, class! Always great to see another Scottish creator too! 💪
man I've smoked too much weed to even look at Dankula's shirt
I’ve been wondering why he looks like he’s been stung by thousands of bees
drugs? CRINGE
Looks like chainmail uhuh lol
I didn't even notice the shirt till 18 mins in
Felt that
I Guarantee his case was assigned to some overzealous U.S. Attorney or a prosecutor trying to make a name for himself.
Trying to make a name on prosecuting some brit loser who "didn't find anything important"?
Yes, it's plausible. But so is the conspiracy hypothesis that he did find some spicy shit (probably not alien shit tho)
@@Makujah_ eh, I could see either being true honestly, it isn’t uncommon for some prosecutors to get over zealous and try to use a case to become well known, a lot of said prosecutors tend to over blow a lot of stuff. It also isn’t uncommon for incompetent people to mess up in the US government and have massive security flaws.
@@Redbird-dh7mu yes, both being plausible is what I said
Yea, don’t forget how this was right after 9/11. The US was not messing around at that time.
@@MrThankman360 and they were probably embarrased about their weakass security on their computers
One thing I am always reminded of with a Dankula video: that American hillbillies mostly originated in Scotland. CD's face is so familiar, like he's a cousin of the kids I grew up with.
Welp... it’s your boy!
Raid Shadow Legends!
Kleck the lenk
I think it will be Raycons
BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE RAIDING LEGENDS OF SHADOWS.. Its your boy. Mini Mad Lads.
Micro madlads is going to be shorter than the raid ad.
70 year sentence and ceaseless extradition attempts is basically cop for "if any one else attempts to access our systems unlawfully, we will fuck you up"
“Too high too remember anything” got it ;)
I should be reading 20 pages of Philosophy stuff for University. Instead, im looking at a black screen with the caption "Premiere in 62 minutes". What a time to be alive.
äy me too except replace philosophy with history.... wait this technically counts as history nuthing then
You should study man, you can always come back
What philosophy are you doing?
@@EVSmith-by9no Right now, the topic is the "naturalistic fallacy"
@@bottleofwater5413 Thank you for the wise words. Also, thanks for reminding me of my hydration level.
give this man his alien waifu
"Just say you were high as a kite while hacking and that you probably exaggerated" - US Govt. to Gary
Yes because the US gov leaves everyone alive and with internet connection who has extremely sensitive data they don't want the world to know....
Next madlad: Jim Jones
It’d be a good follow up to the Heaven’s Gate episode.
His sunglasses were on point
@David Bolger kaksoispiste de de de de
@David Bolger American spurdo is not benis ax de ax de ebin kaksoispiste de de
Diogenes is the OG mad lad. He just didn't give a shit.
Correction, he didn't give shit, he threw it.
He did...
Infact he did it in public
@Luke 🤣
That man pissed on people
Pissed people off
Masturbated in public
Told Alexander the Great the equivalent to fuck off
And got in an argument with Plato because Plato described human as "Featherless Bipeds" Diogenies being outraged by that description proceeded to show Plato a Human by giving him a chicken without feathers.
I might be wrong somewhere here so correct me if I am wrong
@@wideputin9643 "BeHoLd, A mAn!" *chucks a plucked chicken at Plato*
Diogenes is the troll ancient greece needed.
Dankula's tombstone is gonna be a state of the art raid shadow legends interactive kiosk and wifi hot spot.
Theirs Adds...And Then Theirs A Creepy Stalker Who Follows U Everywhere U Go....
I Asked Him What’s His Name And He Said
ITS YOUR BOY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
I yelled at my grandma for 10 minutes because she voted Biden... i then left the cemetery to go get breakfast
@@liamailiam same
''But, before we get into who i am.....IT'S YOUR BOY''
Why Type Like This?
@@liamailiam I've never been so pissed at my grandma... even when she was still alive.
I'm just shocked Theresa May did something about it.
Yeah wtf I like her now.
When this first happened I thought 'Why doesn't the American government just employ him?' I'm glad you thought it too.
He's gotta do Milo of Croton one of these days. The greek who strangled a dozen wolves with his thighs alone!!
DUMMY THICC THIGHS
🇬🇷🇨🇾
i had a girlfriend like that
I can’t wait to watch this when I get off work tonight
would recommend a blunt with it
Or both
I recall writing to the then Home Secretary: Theresa May, supporting Gary's anti-extradition case: I told her in my opinion as an IT Pro (I worked on a Help Desk), Gary could not have 'damaged' US military equipment just connecting over 'PCAnywhere'. Dave Gilmour was a major supporter it was a big case at the time! Nostalgia.
Gary McKinnon is a legend.
Talking about Aliens and he's repping the Weyland-Yutani Corp. Mad Lad.
Gary: "I have Aspergers"
US: "So? Just be glad we aren't sending you to Texas."
Rather Texas than California though
I guess you haven't heard of Mississippi
Y'all know they're making commentary on Texas executing the mentally handicapped, right? Just checking. That state is an absolute MESS.😂
Congrats you child has been born
Raid shadow legends.
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Heck star tart
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Lmao, perfect example of psych ops disinformation.
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Damn censorship
I interviewed Gary years ago when this was first going down. To this day, he's the smartest and most honest guy I've ever spoken with.
NASA Sys Admin: Hippity hoppity, get off our property.
I'd like to see an Otto Skorzeny mad lad. And Lauri Torni as well
Shuan attwood n joey diaz
Definitely Otto
Both based
Absolute Mad Lads : Buddha, The Nazi Pug *Epic Guitar Riffs*
@@jensjensen9035 way down south in the land of traitors rattlesnakes and alligators
7 years of browsing the highest levels of Govt … & dude never took a picture, screenshot, notes - NATHAN & forgot it all
We don’t call him “Gary”
We call him “Lary”
Oh thank the heavens, finally, the Raid Shadow Legends ad I've been waiting for!
I'm noticing a pattern with people named Gary and Absolute Mad Lads. Dank, it looks like I might be showing up here soon
Yes but let’s make things perfectly clear. We don’t have assburgers
:/
There’s also a bunch of Madlads from San Diego
@@howardkisgay3543 Gotta love my home county lol
Absolute Mad Lads: Gary Glitter
"if that really was the case, then why were you trying to give him a 70 year sentence and fighting for his extradition for 10 years?"
*nonexistence of the British Telecom tower intensifies*
Potential Mini Mad Lads:
Michael Alig
Jeffrey Bernard
Uwe Boll
Ian Cognito
Alan Conway
Keith Floyd
Serge Gainsbourg
Malcolm Hardee
Sebastian Horsley
Arthur Hunnable
Charles Joughin
Carlos Kaiser
John Harvey Kellogg
Gene LeBell/Gary Kent (both inspirations for Cliff in ‘Once Upon a time in Hollywood’)
Michael Malloy
Armin Meiwes
Allan Menzies
Moondog
Mehran Karimi Nasseri
John Otway
Genesis P-Orridge
Rollen Stewart aka Rainbow Man 🌈
Erik Satie
Donald Sinclair
Wizard of New Zealand
Tsutomu Yamaguchi
I second Armin Meiwes.
You better move my boy Yamaguchi further up
@a guy the guy worked in hiroshima when the 1st atomic bomb exploded, after surviving with a lot of injuries he went back home to fucking nagasaki.
Lol uwe boll
@a guy Stabbed a commie like an absolute king
“too high”
yeah our boy is using that card like his ass burgers
high iq play
Like Dr. Chaos who expected to be hired as a white hat hacker on release. The delusion of some of these people is sad to witness. They completely overestimate their own significance.
Foreign governments have the resources to make hacking a serious threat. Gary did not and could not use many of the techniques professionals use. With sorry cases like Gary, they simply work to make the risk/reward ratio high enough to keep the problem manageable.
I actually respectfully watch your Raid Shadow Legends advert all the way through without skipping because you're so f****** funny.😂
I hope Gary sees this video, the reactions of living Madlads are great
He is in the comments
@@sheriffofrockridge9095 for real?!
@@sheriffofrockridge9095 omg where?
"So why where they going after him for 70 years?" Because he was actively harming the United States Navy Atlantic Fleet by deleting weapon logs and screwing with munitions delivery.
Yep, that'd do it.
LOL, yeah, sort of what you'd expect to happen.
@G Soap True, but not relevant to this topoc.
Hey, I'm from near Bonnybridge. I can see why there are so many UFO sightings. It's hard to tell if the people here are really even human
finally. been waiting hours for the Raid shadow legends ad.
These vessels with the off-world officers are allegedly linked to Pine Gap base in Australia and the Australian government have invested heavily in the project as well.
US military technology has been about two decades ahead of public disclosure since at least the late 50's (
The Pentagon's Brain: DARPA). Chances are, it's actually much further ahead now with how fast technology scales. When Trump came out with "The Space Force" he wasn't trying to create something completely new. He just wanted to be the guy that gave the official name to the force deployments we have in space that are usually just USAF.
That explains why Alice Springs is as large as it is.
Wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Especially considering how important Pine Gap is in the grand scheme of things for the US.
HE ACTUALLY GOT BACKTRACED BY THE CYBERPOLICE WHAT A LEGEND
Early 2000s mfs didnt know how to avoid it
I uninstall and install Raid constantly, just to help my boi Dank out
Let's write a program to Auto do this.
@@ClickClack_Bam let's not do this. I don't think a sponsor would want to continue sponsoring someone who's viewers produce widespread "fraud". But then again it's fucking Raid, if it was the 40's Hitler would have an affiliate link
@@afrochickenboy Well in all disclosure I took the op as a joke & cracked one of my own. No intent to actually go forth & do this lol.
In further disclosure I could probably write a simple few lined program that could do this pretty easily.
In fact I'll bet you I could do it with the Tasker app that you don't even write any code per say.
But yea I get you. No worries.
@@ClickClack_Bam yeah lol my bad for my Karen esc comment, I was going to add a "I assume you're joking, but this is for the few that might think it's a good idea" but it seemed a little condescending for some reason
What I find immensely disappointing is that they did not build up the pressure on Gary only for one agent to go “Good Cop” and give him an out to work for them to find all the exploits and sure up their security hell, maybe even get a position at the NSA.
But no, they ended up letting a Diamond slip through their hands.
The government wants hackers to think they'll be hired so they'll spill the beans on their crimes and can easily be convicted.
so proud keep it up bud
Boy do I wish the count would do Pekka Siitoin. A certainly interesting character.
Aimo Koivunen, finnish god of death (and meth)
I do, too, because who the hell is that?
@@timsavanski7017 fucking Törni & Kekkonen too.
@@cornchaptermasterofcarmine5902 He already did Häyhä, but finnish video would be funny. Finnish and polish good friend
Honestly, he could Just make a series of finnish madlads, a video about every single finnish person ever
I see mini in the title, and I weep. I see that the video is still 21 minutes long, and realize that this is the reason I support your channel. Keep up the great work man.
Lol im happy to hear the "its your boi.." part always haha
This channel and internet historian are the only ones that make me glad to hear about raid shadow legends
Dankula: "But before we get into the-"
Me: *skips ahead a good minute or two*
congrats here's the medal you're so clearly asking for: 💩
But the sponsors are funny and sarcastic. You seem to lack taste here, but that is only my opinion. I merely disagree.
stay mad
@@youngkappakhan You tell 'em! Express that freedom of speech and thought!
@@marakalos3838 Sure but if you've seen it once no need to watch it again
I can't believe Dank didn't release a mad malds about Guy Fawkes on bonfire night
I've been waiting for him to Kevin Mitnick for a while. Even emailed him.
Holy smokes, I remember reading about him in Maxim back when it seemed like he's really about to be shipped. Glad to hear he's fine!
If I rob a bank and get out with nothing I still get jailed for robbing a bank. It's about the crime itself and not always what you got away with.
The Crime here is keeping such info secret.
MY EYES DANK UR SHIRT
Dope, right??
@@yeanah2571 Where can I get that shirt?
I couldn't find one decent video on this guy.
You rule, Count Dankula. Thank you.
Everytime I read "Mini Mad Lads" I think about a mad kid doing some insane shit. I think this is a based theme for your channel, sir.
Aye.
Aye.
Plz do a mad lad about Léo Major also known as ''Le Rambo Québecois or the ''Canadian Rambo''
Bro, 100% un esti de malade
Canadians stop being nice during war
@@mrmacguff1n canada's shock infantry in world war 1 was notorious for their upspoken rules 1. Take no prisoners 2.Kill the wounded. So yes, Canadians very not nice when they go to war, eh?
Yessir mon tabarnak, on va l’avoir
So I once met a guy who found a huge security flaw in a government-website with far-reaching consequences.
And he was like: "Oh man, this is serious! I should do my due diligence and tell the tech company behind this website that this flaw exists."
And so he sent an e-mail. Describing what he did and why the security flaw is a huge threat. The company read the e-mail and responded to him with a lawsuit!
Dunno how the story ended, tho.
So I'm not all that surprised that the USA threatened Gary with years and years in prison, even though he 'didn't find anything of importance' and was too high to commit anything to memory.