@@lowellontheroad9994 He's the Boss. "Take a Joke or take a Shovel, Check yourself before ya wreck yaself! Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health!....And stay black, that's the most important thing." Joey Diaz
I met Sam Kinison backstage in Rhode Island. F**ked up as hell, 2 hrs. late with drunk, angry, young, white guys but Sam KILLED still! Ah, the memories! 🌷
My favourite Uncle Joey story is of his old friend Bonehead who set his house on fire while he was passed out on heroin, slept through the entire thing and lived. The man is a legend.
Chael Sonnen telling Joe Rogan the story about how he first met Joey Diaz and heard this story is also worth a watch as they talk about what a character Joey is. Check it out sometime.
Yeah, I'm Joey's age, I know about crazy stories and regret. It's what makes him so great--his confessional strength honesty and his willingness to call himself an idiot.
Hahaha, he said, "chubby guy... looks like Fred Flintstone" Hahaha... I bet he could tell you dope stories for hours and hours, dayum! Well now you know nutty shit gonna go down when you hangin with Pelican and Stinky! Hahaha
Joey Diaz might be the best storyteller on the planet. Can't you guys go back and do some more Jim Jefferies? His long bit about Gun Control, or Airplane Etiquette? You guys did that one over a year ago that you both seemed to really like then didn't do any more, anyway always great stuff dudes. I appreciate ya'll.
How do I meet you guys? I know you get a lot of requests for this but you guys have helped me through a lot of shit. I'm on quarantine because my boss tested positive for covid-19 and I got testy today and I'm negative I have proof. You guys have been so positive to my life I love how you react and laugh. Please help me Rondo or Frank
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To you kids out there. Joey is right. When you’re 50 you’ll find yourself in bed just about to fall asleep. Suddenly you wake up in terror over a memory long forgotten, about some fucked up shit you were in. Something where you or someone else almost died. And you’ll spend the rest of the night praying for forgiveness.
somehow this dude aged 6 years during the commission of this story, first said he was 17 then he was 23 . hes so old now he can't get his story straight
Loads of celebs have died to Covid-19, you can simply search Notable/Celebrity Coronavirus Deaths in your search engine of choice and find lists. You clearly haven't even bothered trying.
If these are the stories he tells on stage, imagine the ones he DOESN’T tell... tremendous.
great podcast he has!! the church
He has a lot of obnoxious stories behind close doors!
Like a doctah
He was raised to keep his mouth shut which means that a murder could take place next door to him but he couldn't say anything to anybody
@@lowellontheroad9994 He's the Boss.
"Take a Joke or take a Shovel, Check yourself before ya wreck yaself!
Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health!....And stay black, that's the most important thing."
Joey Diaz
I met Joey Diaz two years ago after a show. He was the friendliest and most genuine man imaginable.
Tremendous
Kick that Mule Lee
That's great to hear, man!
A bit of tony Bennett
I met Sam Kinison backstage in Rhode Island. F**ked up as hell, 2 hrs. late with drunk, angry, young, white guys but Sam KILLED still!
Ah, the memories! 🌷
Please please please watch "Joey Diaz sleeps with one-legged woman."
Funniest story ever told.
I second this nomination.
Third it
YES
Do it!!
When his fart changes flavours is up there also
I open my phone to change the song and all I see is “Joey Diaz Mugs a Hooker & Burns Her Wig” as a notification lol
all I saw was "burns her" and had to do a double take
More Joey !!!! He’s the king. Honestly everything he does is funny
The consistency with which you deliver, "Yo... whatup... aiight" is the kind of consistency I need in my life.
How TF Rondo just know the statute of limitations on kidnapping in NY/NJ right off the top of his head? XD
Tug Stanboat bruh! I thought the same shit! 😂 Like how he just so happen know that?
Also...its not 7 years for ANY crime.
Don't ask
Joey CoCo kidnapped wit the machine gun in Boulder Colorado like a doctah absolutely tremendous
Wow that 7 years answer came out waaay to quick looool...
My favourite Uncle Joey story is of his old friend Bonehead who set his house on fire while he was passed out on heroin, slept through the entire thing and lived. The man is a legend.
Anyone else proud to see how far their set up has come? From lawn chairs to a couch some paintings as well.
These guys are polite to each other, they feed off each other in a great way, makes it a fun watch.
" Some guy that looked like Fred Flintstone!"..that's funny.
Y’all gotta do more Joey Diaz guys, his real ass stories are crazy
Rodney Dangerfield is looking down, laughing and appauling. 👏👏👏
"Vinnie Boombatz!"
Tremendous!! His story about peurto rican Nelson is hilarious
Rob 🐐
"Joey Diaz has some wild ass stories" is a huge understatement
My friends and I ate a couple dozen White Castle burgers in that same cemetery after midnight one time.
Statute...statute of limitation. 🤣🤣🤣
These dudes high enough for my whole family tree
Joey Diaz reminds me of that one family member or friend that always have a crazy story.
Fred Mac I have many uncles like him. Lmfao best family parties ever
You guys must be psychic. I really needed a Joey Diaz clip to brighten my spirits
Shit like that happened all the time in the early 80's lol. Youd be in the news today.
Chael Sonnen telling Joe Rogan the story about how he first met Joey Diaz and heard this story is also worth a watch as they talk about what a character Joey is. Check it out sometime.
I watch that every so often chaels reaction to joey is too funny
Do the Laurie Jack story when he was on JRE. Has me in tears every time!
dperry203 she’s got the jack!...tremendous!
That was some story ...thanku for the laughter the smiles an for being you ...amazing love u x God bless x
Been awhile. Been watching y'all before the couch and pictures.
That was just awkward.
Yeah, I'm Joey's age, I know about crazy stories and regret. It's what makes him so great--his confessional strength honesty and his willingness to call himself an idiot.
Haha. Ain't No statute of limitation on a wig arson, bro. The struggle is still very real. LOL
I’m scared just hearing this
Perdido Atlantic- I couldn't find the funny in this either.
Man your doorbell got me at 10:26. Had to hide my stuff for a second there.....
Love Joey D guys you might like a British character called Bulla on the eleven O’clock show he was on the same show as Ali G
I thought her head came off 😂
Fred Flintstone had me rolling
Joey is an OG. Check out his wooden leg story from YMH podcast. funniest shit I've ever heard
Seriously, he hit another level on that one
You should do Joey Diaz fart & shit stories with Tom Segura & Joe Rogan. Hilarious!
Always remember Bonehead.
Uncle joey is out of his mind 🔑
best story ever LOL - he said that was DEFINITELY a true story LOL
I would hire this man to tell me his stories all day. Great storyteller.
Hahaha, he said, "chubby guy... looks like Fred Flintstone" Hahaha... I bet he could tell you dope stories for hours and hours, dayum!
Well now you know nutty shit gonna go down when you hangin with Pelican and Stinky! Hahaha
I've been watching Joe's podcast for the past two yrs now he so funny. Yer wanna watch it when he's getting high on them stars of death! Hilarious :)
Sounds like a lovely bloke.
Joey Diaz is fucking crazy. He tells the best stories.
Fuck yeah Uncle Joey
Borat - British hunters and animal rights.
Ya gotta see it😭😂
THE ETERNAL LEGEND. UNCLE JOEY
Holy shit! Funny af! Good one man
Y'all just now realizing who uncle joey is???😂
He's an OG Cuban for sure.
Are you going guy's smokers like me? Because I can't see your eyes. 😂
Love your channel guys, nice new intro. Top banter!
👍 Yo... waddup? .. Alright!
Do Aries Spears at the comedy jam it’s hilarious!
Bet that dealership loved his endorsement.
Joey Diaz might be the best storyteller on the planet. Can't you guys go back and do some more Jim Jefferies? His long bit about Gun Control, or Airplane Etiquette? You guys did that one over a year ago that you both seemed to really like then didn't do any more, anyway always great stuff dudes. I appreciate ya'll.
Hey guys, You should totally watch George Carlin's bit about Germs! it's very fitting with what's going on. Stay safe guys!
Watch both of Joey's Whats Happening Now stories.
Craig Conant driving on mushrooms!!!!!!!!! It won’t let you down I promise
That was freaking hilarious 😆
Yo good content shout out from Finland!!
He's jokes are based in real events...that's crazy 🤪.
George Carlin on White People
fcking love old school Joey
Joey Diaz - Sister Hyacinth - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored please.
Pablo Francisco- Bouncers
NOT ONE LAUGH
JetsBauer-Yeah, I didn't laugh either.
3 bills fell out but nobody wanted to touch it. Lmao.. man I got crazy stories but I don’t think I ever kidnapped anyone. Lmao
More Joey Diaz please :)
You gotta do his story of Sister Hyacinth!!! It's fucking E P I C!!!
Its hard to believe all Joey stories
Do Joey Diaz JRE animation. It's funny af. Specifically the 1000mg brownie.
How do I meet you guys? I know you get a lot of requests for this but you guys have helped me through a lot of shit. I'm on quarantine because my boss tested positive for covid-19 and I got testy today and I'm negative I have proof. You guys have been so positive to my life I love how you react and laugh. Please help me Rondo or Frank
"I was 23," like that's some typical 23 year old shit.
Hehehohohahabahabahbwahbwahbwah
Hey y'all, long-time fan! I've got some comedy you've never heard. React to Oderus Urungus from GWAR, first time on FOX News. It's some hilarious shit, you'll love it!
Did...did he explain the "accidentally" part?
ehcmier- *Nope.*
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UNCLE JOEY
Joey Diaz is king.
Now do some Jimmy Carr please fellas!
Uncle Joey!
Now that’s a title for a video loo
To you kids out there. Joey is right. When you’re 50 you’ll find yourself in bed just about to fall asleep. Suddenly you wake up in terror over a memory long forgotten, about some fucked up shit you were in. Something where you or someone else almost died. And you’ll spend the rest of the night praying for forgiveness.
somehow this dude aged 6 years during the commission of this story, first said he was 17 then he was 23 . hes so old now he can't get his story straight
I miss 70's NY
SWOOSIE is a good channel to react to
ARE... YOU BOYS OK?! Open you eye and blink twice if you need help.
At the end homie on the left goes what’s the statute of limitations on kidnapping without missing a beat 7years lol why you know bro
Chris distefano 911 story unedited please
OhhhhmyyyyygAD😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Hes a character
Fuckin love joey
Will Ferral "landlord" also try will Ferral vs Marc Walburg, insult contest
I know Joey is Cuban not Italian but I'd still believe him if he says he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is...
I am not seeing the appeal. I thought that was awful.
I didnt laugh once.
He is awful just as my post stated.
Nooo hahaaa
Love your reactions guys. Always cheers me up!! ChurchFamForLife
It's April 14th 2020 and Athletes, celebrities, politicians and billionaires still have an amazing 100% survival rate from coronavirus..... 🤔
KAT just lost his mom.
Darth Vader I bet a good diet, lots of exercise & great health insurance is the reason. Apparently you’re too thick to figure that out?
Loads of celebs have died to Covid-19, you can simply search Notable/Celebrity Coronavirus Deaths in your search engine of choice and find lists.
You clearly haven't even bothered trying.
@@BunniMonster apparently, Not 1 who is actually *famous* enough to matter
@@BunniMonster Name ONE.
Where can I buy that Champion t shirt
React to Mike Epps I been in special ed all my life joke
I love most of Joey's stories but that shit was rough. I'm from down south Texas so I guess I'll call this story NY/NJ funny?