Well, Flanders has a bar in his basement despite rarely if ever drinking. It's there because he's a good neighbor who caters to his guests. At least in the canon Simpsons universe.
@@Snookbone I love how no one cares about your thoughts on people sharing their thoughts on details they liked in TH-cam videos, yet you still felt the need to express them.
@@MFool64 You must be Marge's wicked Husband using a different name. Isn't that illegal? Somebody do something to stop him! Where are the internet police when you need them!
Todd: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of Mummy's ears? Ned: Uh, uh, that's, uh, just raspberry jam. Rod: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like you did? Ned: Oh, you betcha.
1:32 Technically realistic as something as small as a name misspelling can get an entire trial thrown out. That's what the media means by "he was let go on a technicality".
Police Officer: Are you Ed Flanders? Ned: No, I'm Ned Flanders? Police Officer: My mistake. Wait, is your wife dead over there? Ned: No, we're just rehearsing a play. Police Officer: Oh, have a good night. Me: The ending song still never gets old!
1:38 "Uhhh Oh boy how can end the video?, Oh I know I'll play the Simpsons ending tune so that no one will notice that Maude is dead and Rodd and Todd are scarred for life. Happy Ending." :D
It's funny how Ned was killed by police multiple times when he was innocent, yet once he did something questionable, he got away scott-free. But again - we are talking about Chief Wiggum here...
Maude to Ned: We're not talking about love here, we are talking about S-E-X to the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty: *Walks by and hears that* SEX CAULDRON!? I THOUGHT THEY SHUT THAT PLACE DOWN!!!
cool idea to mix the order up to make an episode and that 0:48 edit and ending lol I won't spoil that one. Glad you can do this all day, like captain america :)
Now i know what your thinking that Rod and Tod are traumatized about Ned killing Maude but what actually happened is that there just had a visit from Mr Plow
I can’t believe Ned got that upset about Maude bringing up the Sex Cauldron.
Witchcraft
He was devastated when it closed down... how could she bring it up again?
Dang you beat me too it...
I thought they closed that place down?!?
That's because he thought they closed that place down.
"Mommy had to go away. She's with God now."
"Can we go there too?"
"Soon enough."
"Yay!"
@David Van Well Great minds think alike. :)
"Unless you don't eat your Damn vegetables boy you won't be going anywhere"
FULL LENGTH VERSION
Damn. Wish he added that.
"Like, in five minutes. When I've removed the corkscrew."
Naughty Neddy sticking his Diddley Doo where it doesn't belong never gets old
Maude didn't see his doodle!
@@omaridaniels8427 At least not since she and Ned made Rod and Todd.
Belongeryrino
Neither will Maude!
Odd name for a bottle-opener, but okay.
Poor Maude, no matter what reality she's in, she always dies.
Pretty sure that applies to everybody.
I mean, she's probably died least number of times in dark simpsons compared to others
at least she won't have to deal with old age.
@@jasonseipler2665 I can't fucking wait
Wouldn’t it be funny if Maggie Roswell ended up being the last surviving original voice actor?
- Are you Ed Flanders?
- No I'm Ned Flanders?
- Understandable, have a good day.
That's a fantastic scene xD
My mistake*
What other town does a cop leave while the Body is out in the open, other than SpringField
I appreciate that he's just left the kids to comprehend what they saw. How do you like your damned vegetables now?
He wouldnt wana eat his damn vegetables
OW! My freakin' emotional state!
@@yessumyecrad Emotional damage
1:02 So Ned screams like a woman even when killing his wife. What a champ.
Mwhahaha
Yeah.
He killed his plant not Maude lol. And Maude was dead when Flanders slept with that blonde.
@@SimplyASweetHeart Dark Simpson's is an alternate universe.
@@SimplyASweetHeart it’s an edited episode.
Those Flanders kids are going to need 2 imagination Christmases to get over this one
Don't worry, ones going to be assassinated from a bell tower soon
Let's all just stop what we are doing and take a moment to appreciate Springfield's Finest.
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That Ned Flanders intro never gets old lol
I have it as ringtone
@@stonedmole2351 Not me.
Not me.
Maude didn't love Flanders either, once he got busted.
@@CaptainLumpyDog Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
0:56 Rod and Todd just smiling as they see Ned and Maude arguing about sex.
It's fine, they don't know how to spell.
@@helenlovejoy2613 "Oh, won't somebody please think of the children?!"
Hurrrrngh, they should think of the children m
The Flanders children are very much sheltered souls that Lisa commented will screw them over past age 13...
Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!
IDK why, but I think the funniest part is Ned addressing his wife as "neighbor"
0:27- Oh, I'm pretty sure Ned came last night, Maude. He just didn't come home.
Savage roast...
I believe, this should warrant a: "HI YO!"
Well, at least Maude won't have to find out her children are gay.
Haha i think deep down, she always knew...
@@helenlovejoy2613 I thought he was just "OK"!
@@DarkSimpsons She was so comfertable talking about S-E-X in front of T-H-E-M
With each other...... I sense another Dark Simpson's episode on the horizon.
@@DarkSimpsons moms usually do.
Homer: 43
Marge: 19
Bart: 40
Lisa: 21
Maggie: 16
Other Deaths:
Milhouse: 9
Rod, Todd, Mr Burns and Skinner: 6
Lenny, Ned and Maude ⬆️: 5
Apu and Moe: 4
Ralph, Moleman, Chief Wiggum, Krusty, Barney, Carl, Nelson, Martin and Edna: 3
Snowball II, Sideshow Bob, Santa's Little Helper, Willie, Luis, Wendell, Otto, Snake, Sherri, Terri, Selma, and Reverend Lovejoy: 2
Lisa's Pony, Patty, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Kent Brockman, Jeff Albertson, Duffman, Helen, Kirk, Luanne, Disco Stu, Ms Hoover, Mrs. Bellamy, Ashley Grant and Mr Largo: 1
You're doing a great service to the entire Internet.
And probably Johansson: 1
Wow Ned put Maude on part with himself
Extra dead inside points for Rod and Todd Flanders
Those ages are way off.
Now that is very much not pious, Ned.
Stupid sexy flanders!
He wasn't even loving thy neighborinos
Very biblical though.
Jesus Christ, this ending is fantastic. xD
This is one of the best ones ever.
"Dad, should I poke around with a sharp thing
like you did?"
"The Police force in Darks Simpsons -universe is competent"
Also, bottle opener in Flander's house? No wonder Ned goes to AA meetings...
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Well, Flanders has a bar in his basement despite rarely if ever drinking. It's there because he's a good neighbor who caters to his guests. At least in the canon Simpsons universe.
Ned didn’t kill anyone, it was Ed Flanders
It's like Jekyll and Hyde.
Ed Flanders doesn’t have a mustache
Plot twist: Ed is short for Edna.
Its not a good friday without starting a day with dark simpsons!
I love how Ned pulled a Spatula out of nowhere and just left his dead wife lying there.
If your comment starts "I love how", it didn't need to exist
@@Snookbone I love how no one cares about your thoughts on people sharing their thoughts on details they liked in TH-cam videos, yet you still felt the need to express them.
"Bender Kills Homer" from the crossover episode Simsorama.
And then has s*x with his corpse 🤣
@@helenlovejoy2613 i know, isn't it beautiful?
@@helenlovejoy2613 Now I am hungry 😈
@@MFool64 You must be Marge's wicked Husband using a different name. Isn't that illegal? Somebody do something to stop him! Where are the internet police when you need them!
@@helenlovejoy2613 I eat them 😈
Todd: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of Mummy's ears?
Ned: Uh, uh, that's, uh, just raspberry jam.
Rod: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like you did?
Ned: Oh, you betcha.
Mr. Plow really gave it to Bart this time, broke his leg.
"Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of Mommy's ears?"
"In this reality of The Simpsons, Maude Flanders is still alive..."
Not anymore...
Singer: "Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!"
Maude: "Not me."
That was Homer who said "not me"
@@SkyeNolen Yes I know that. You have to use your imagination to pretend it was Maude.
@@SkyeNolen woosh
You just know it’s gonna be a great clip when you hear “Hens love roosters, geese love ganders” 🎶
I liked the confusion between “Ed Flanders” and “Ned Flanders”, great job today dark Simpsons!
"Uhh that's raspberry jam"
And you call him Ed Flanders, despite the fact he is *obviously* Ned Flanders?
Yes!
@@SessVlogs May I see him?
@@suklapaksa8643 ...................no.
I was expecting Maude to commit suicide and Dr Hibbert to shout "OMG she dead!" lol
1:00 At that angle, the hand that grabs that champagne opener is right handed. I think that Ned Flanders is an impost-
Love that ending jingle while something horrifying is being shown.
So early that Homer does in fact love Ned Flanders
Yeah but they scrap that idea in later seasons.
Still a more dignified death than getting hit by a wayward t-shirt projectile.
The joyous music playing while it shows Maude just dead in the hallway made me chuckle.
1:32 Technically realistic as something as small as a name misspelling can get an entire trial thrown out. That's what the media means by "he was let go on a technicality".
Yeah, the springfield courts are broken!
Police Officer: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, I'm Ned Flanders?
Police Officer: My mistake. Wait, is your wife dead over there?
Ned: No, we're just rehearsing a play.
Police Officer: Oh, have a good night.
Me: The ending song still never gets old!
"Howdedo neighbor!" -- Ned Flanders to his own (late) wife.
1:38 "Uhhh Oh boy how can end the video?, Oh I know I'll play the Simpsons ending tune so that no one will notice that Maude is dead and Rodd and Todd are scarred for life. Happy Ending." :D
I think this is the best one yet. Nice work.
As Bart once said, "If that's Ned Flanders, he's done his homework." 😞
Actually, the line is "If that's NOT Flanders, he's done his homework."
The wholesome music at the end with the situation lol
It was just a matter of time that the clips from Bart of darkness were used
It's funny how Ned was killed by police multiple times when he was innocent, yet once he did something questionable, he got away scott-free. But again - we are talking about Chief Wiggum here...
Best. Ending. EVER!
You read that in Comic Book Store Guy's voice didn't you.
You've really mastered your craft. Well done.
So good! This one was particularly amusing. And that outro music is so well-placed.
C’mon Rod and Todd. That’s just jam! Raspberry jam coming out of your sleeping mother.
The edits on this one are top tier. Amazing job my friend!
Pure and smooth editing
You’ve done it again you mad genius
Looking forward for this every Friday
A very good one you made, kind sir. I laughed so hard i almkst choked. But i am ok. Thank u for always bringing me happiness every Friday
Maude to Ned: We're not talking about love here, we are talking about S-E-X to the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty: *Walks by and hears that* SEX CAULDRON!? I THOUGHT THEY SHUT THAT PLACE DOWN!!!
Your videos are a twisted delight
Awesome episode, and uploaded early. Great job, Dark Simpsons.
How dare you cheat on your Vegas floozie wife, Ned.
This is so vilifying... Vindicating....a really good edit
5TH EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS: THE MARGE REJECTED ARC
Holy heck, this one was so well put together.
This is really well put together.
I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package
Ok.... this was the best one you've made in a while. Bravo!
Next episode:Everybody cheats on everybody !
It’s always the quiet clean cut ones that people need to watch out for.
Hahaha, awesome!! I'm loving your content!!
How the cop missed Maude’s corpse is beyond me!
His gaze was too focused on Ed Flanders.
The Springfield police work shown in this video doesn't seem out of cannon in the actual series.
Good job!
Wow I think that was the best edited Dark Simpsons episode ever
0:40 Ned's frumpy look really fits what he did in this video, too. 😅🤣🧡
That editing on the Sex Cauldron line was sublime
Those dating videos Homer keeps making of Ned conquers anyone's hearts. Springfield isn't safe anymore.
cool idea to mix the order up to make an episode and that 0:48 edit and ending lol I won't spoil that one. Glad you can do this all day, like captain america :)
Haha glad you liked it!
Ned was just sending her to heaven early.
Meanwhile Reverend Lovejoy is going to get a long phone call out of this.
Luckily for Ned all that's going to happen after is "Damn Flanders."
Great use of those clips of Bart. I could feel the shock and terror he expressed
The only reason I don't feel bad for Maude is because she died anyway
I miss her
At this point, the fact that you have so much footage of Ned Flanders fucking has become its own subplot within the Dark Simpsons Discoloogy
Bart you had one job and you couldn't even remember Ned's name?
Now i know what your thinking that Rod and Tod are traumatized about Ned killing Maude but what actually happened is that there just had a visit from Mr Plow
You are very talented in the dark Simpson arts.
That's Unholy for Ned to do such a thing
I love when Flanders is the dark one.
god bless subtitles
The Bart of Darkness episode makes this one flow very well
i like how the car neds in changes
Ned Flanders in the living room with a left-handed cork screw
"Glad you're back from your mercifully brief Futurama phase, Dark Simpsons."
"Yeah, that was a scary couple of hours."
Damn! Look at those Hitchcock angles while Bart reaches for the phone! Quallity TV right there
One of the best endings this channel has produced.
Bahahaha as always, you did an amazing job 😂
And the Maude becomes a demon and murders everyone
Maud is basically my characters mother-
😊-
With the amount of sins Ned has committed, it’s no wonder he pray as much as he does.
Another excellent use of ideas from Dark Simpsons.
as a kid i legit wanted more 'adventure of ned flanders' thanks for making that dream a reality.
1:33 Best ending ever.
A different way of Maud Flanders Dead, By killing her. Nice.
Goodbye Maude!
Hahaha! Love this, like always!! 😁