Dwight the Vampire Slayer - The Office

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  • @enriquekenziero514
    @enriquekenziero514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9033

    Dwight is the most smart and stupid person in the office and i love it

    • @kallarae927
      @kallarae927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love the profile pic!

    • @Trevor-Philips-BestieWestie
      @Trevor-Philips-BestieWestie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is that angle dust

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Trevor-Philips-BestieWestie exactly

    • @lowrider6568
      @lowrider6568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Come on, he's not stupid. He just cautions and prepared for anything life throws at him...

    • @AtulKTamta
      @AtulKTamta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Because he's his own best friend and worst enemy.

  • @brunosurrador2161
    @brunosurrador2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18412

    I love how Jim automatically pranks Dwight. Without hesitanting

  • @brandonjohnson3001
    @brandonjohnson3001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I love how Creed is just automatically down for the bullshit when Dwight approached him 😭

    • @havoc7343
      @havoc7343 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He's been hinted to have killed someone so i guess it's just normal Tuesday for him

  • @popcultureinc.853
    @popcultureinc.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9285

    Love how Dwight goes straight to Creed when he needs a stake

    • @mikempasketakias7240
      @mikempasketakias7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      .cause creed has the key to everything buddy...even universe's one

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Of course! Anything shady go to Creed.

    • @anonymousperson934
      @anonymousperson934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Shoulda said Dwight goes straight to Creed when the stakes are high

    • @xMAXPROOFX
      @xMAXPROOFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Biggest problem with the show imo is Dwight and creed not interacting with each other more. I would think they would be pretty good friends and hilarious together.

    • @elmoe01
      @elmoe01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What size? 😂

  • @kaicreech7336
    @kaicreech7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27856

    If Dwight was ever actually in a horror movie he'd be the only one to live.

    • @artisli4e
      @artisli4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      Except in House of 1000 Corpses.
      Behold! Fishboy!

    • @chivomike04081992
      @chivomike04081992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@artisli4e 😂

    • @crzysnkeman4653
      @crzysnkeman4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      nope creed will survive too

    • @yamirmedina5136
      @yamirmedina5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      What about "The Meg" Movie?

    • @bobphillips2644
      @bobphillips2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Kangus Khan would survive because he’s not afraid to kill children

  • @retiredemokid1862
    @retiredemokid1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    I like how Dwight decides not to hunt Jim unlike the “werewolf”/dog he shot once. And sometimes I wonder if Dwight still thinks Jim is a vampire and hasn’t said anything through the seasons to protect Jim’s secret.

    • @yakarin
      @yakarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Gosh... this right here is fanfic material!

    • @newperve
      @newperve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well he's seen Jim in sunlight without problems so he probably figured out he isn't a vampire.

    • @rittikamandal9621
      @rittikamandal9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@newperve unless he thinks that Jim is wearing some kind of ring like they wear in vampire diaries

    • @o6321
      @o6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rittikamandal9621 yeah that's mąkę sence since He is married

    • @dotabuff5288
      @dotabuff5288 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WHY ANGLO-SAXONS ARE SO UGLY? REDDISH, BAD TEETH, TEND TO BALDNESS. AND THESE FCKERS FORCED OTHER NATIONS LIKE INDIANS OR AFRICANS TO SERVE THEM AS SLAVES, MAYBE IT IS TIME TO EXTERMINATE ALL ANGLO-SAXONS LIKE BRITS AND WHITE AMERICANS?*

  • @phelisejoy7118
    @phelisejoy7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5755

    This was a dangerous thing for Jim to do; knowing Dwight, Jim’s lucky to have gotten out alive and not with a stake though the heart 😂

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Anything if worth a prank on Dwight

    • @SM-gd6jh
      @SM-gd6jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Soooo true !

    • @Gilanas
      @Gilanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He made a stake. Look at the broom handle he is holding after Jim leaves

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phelise Joy Agreed

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol Jim isn’t really a Vampire, so a stake through his heart couldn’t harm him anyways

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    “I... am a hero.”
    You know what, yes you are Kevin. Yes you are.

    • @jess142
      @jess142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The world is a 1000x safer with Kevin in it.

    • @muhdyan2
      @muhdyan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I....😂😂😂😂😂

    • @espacolunatico6975
      @espacolunatico6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hero of my heart

    • @jess142
      @jess142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrBombermann27 Oh, Holly. That's very offensive. :/

    • @MrBombermann27
      @MrBombermann27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jess142 wait back up, do you think im retarded?

  • @pandakatiefominz
    @pandakatiefominz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Jim is so creative. There are briefly a bat flying around, and he was immediately like, "I can use this to prank Dwight"

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this is one of those pranks that might have gotten him killed, knowing Dwight

    • @hellstorm3786
      @hellstorm3786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Ed Nigma 🤓☝️ umm you mean -

    • @silverezno3261
      @silverezno3261 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, right? lol

    • @javiersilva1577
      @javiersilva1577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ednigma5What writers? They showed this was a documentary in the last season.

  • @djpurple93
    @djpurple93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6261

    Dwight shakes his head : one crisis at a time.."

  • @candriveandcanlife5370
    @candriveandcanlife5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17287

    Its so strange how gullible and non gullible Dwight is at the same time. He only falls for super weird things like magic beans and vampires but won't fall for normal things like Asian Jim.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

      Yeah because someone just casually changing race one day is suuuper normal.

    • @candriveandcanlife5370
      @candriveandcanlife5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts lol... I meant does Dwight only falls for supernatural things like magic beans etc?

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@candriveandcanlife5370 lol probably guy's a mess.

    • @bilalkontakt9330
      @bilalkontakt9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      What are you all talking about?? Jim has always been asian.

    • @nets4life377
      @nets4life377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Abhishek Bhardwaj How is changing race normal?

  • @slaminjaminotter7286
    @slaminjaminotter7286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    Stanley really has the smartest approach by just leaving. Not only does he avoid being bitten like Meredith, but also since the bat is a health hazard he is pretty much justified in leaving and getting a day off of work.

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6282

    Creed's got your back.
    Doesn't matter what you're doing.
    Doesn't matter if it's unethical or illegal.
    He'll burn this world down if you ask him to... really, he wants you to ask him to.

    • @reem827
      @reem827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      maybe he love dwight, would be no way of knowing.

    • @Argi1000
      @Argi1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He would also blackmail you if he had an opportunity

    • @jh6025
      @jh6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks for the laugh-I needed that.

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Remember, he's been in various cults before, both as a leader and as a follower.
      He's no stranger to both sides of indoctrination.
      Creed really wants to be told to burn this world down.
      Please, someone tell him to burn this world down.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's commited atrocities in Vietnam... 2 years ago. Princess Cruise Lines.

  • @reee_4067
    @reee_4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16259

    Jim is playing a dangerous game, Dwight could have stabbed him with the sharpened broom stick handle at the office lol

    • @sahayeda5220
      @sahayeda5220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      exactly lol

    • @getaloadofthisguy2927
      @getaloadofthisguy2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      My good chum you stole this from the other video

    • @carlosmachado5532
      @carlosmachado5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Dwight has a "good guy" nature. Would never hurt anyone if not needed to defend someone else xD

    • @colleshion9630
      @colleshion9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      He shot a dog thinking it was a werewolf
      So its possible

    • @dailydriver2969
      @dailydriver2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hes too busy trying to decide if he should do it or not

  • @geniusfollower
    @geniusfollower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    'One crisis at a time' is the most underrated Dwight line ever 😂😂

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    "One crisis at a time"
    That gets me every time.

    • @MrRickster83
      @MrRickster83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG 666 likes 😜

    • @gh0stykins
      @gh0stykins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      799 likes 😜

    • @carlson2012abqb
      @carlson2012abqb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That line kills me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well i understand dwights logic one is a vampire bat pest that he can kill to contain the infection but one is his freind/enemy/coworker that carries legal ramifications (as well as others)

    • @Musically_Declined
      @Musically_Declined 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how he doesn’t even consider the fact that I might be prank

  • @doctorlove3536
    @doctorlove3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12886

    Idk what’s funnier, Angela praying or Creed keeping calm

    • @greenstuff2947
      @greenstuff2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Maybe it’s Angela stop dropping and rolling

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      For me, it's definitely Stanley leaving 🤣

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      And Jim is just vibin

    • @nicc7638
      @nicc7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@WildVee Stanley: good bye

    • @ludwinggonzalezarroyo1743
      @ludwinggonzalezarroyo1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Both cracked me up!

  • @girlwizabook33
    @girlwizabook33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Okay but Dwights reaction when he realizes Jim is behind him is absolutely priceless

  • @MountainMan.
    @MountainMan. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5194

    Dwight: "We will form an allegiance"
    Creed: "Sure"
    Dwight: "To use sudden violence"
    Creed: "Okay"

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh ya, that part.

    • @asdfoio
      @asdfoio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      dont forget.... "What size?" haha man is prepared!

    • @Ragnarokflare1
      @Ragnarokflare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude is just ready to fucking go.

    • @MultiLisa10
      @MultiLisa10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He didn't need a reason he was in before Dwight asked!

    • @virdewindersingh13
      @virdewindersingh13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was so damn smooth

  • @khornate01thedestroyerofis11
    @khornate01thedestroyerofis11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11290

    I love how Dwight isn't inherently opposed to Jim being a vampire. He is careful around him, but not hostile, like he believes Jim may not be worth fighting

    • @CosmosCat
      @CosmosCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      Well obviously Jim wouldn’t be able to attack him from the front. Dwight could just block the blow or counter it.

    • @michaelscott2410
      @michaelscott2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Jim: Inserts slap

    • @hiraya.7854
      @hiraya.7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      well as he said, he might just be carrying the vampiric germ

    • @pepesylvia848
      @pepesylvia848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's like 2 childhood friends.
      One becomes a cop and one becomes a criminal.
      The good 1 watches the bad one's fall from grace, but when the time comes, he just lets him go.

    • @erniethewalrus9276
      @erniethewalrus9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pepesylvia848 you posted a similar thing on a message above, why tho?

  • @teruelryanpaul
    @teruelryanpaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "no, one crisis at a time" is a mood

    • @clarkkent6437
      @clarkkent6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Adulthood in one statement.

  • @ropete33
    @ropete33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4072

    Even though he believes Jim is turning into a vampire he still wishes him good luck :)

    • @yasir3051989
      @yasir3051989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      #respect

    • @winnerwinner8894
      @winnerwinner8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That does change the fact that he shaved down a broom handle to a spike, to kill jim

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I adore Dwight!

    • @DanielMartinez-gz5ou
      @DanielMartinez-gz5ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@winnerwinner8894 but he wasn't going to do it. He had it in case jim gets thirsty for blood and attacks his colleagues.

    • @winnerwinner8894
      @winnerwinner8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DanielMartinez-gz5ou I know,lol but no one hasn't spoken about it,that wat I was speaking about, he was prepared to use it lmaoo

  • @thekidernie2834
    @thekidernie2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6609

    The way he turns around and says “bye Dwight” 😂😂

    • @LetsGoFlyers2011
      @LetsGoFlyers2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I loved that! He looked just like Count Orlok

    • @pepesylvia848
      @pepesylvia848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      When they said goodbye to each other it had the same energy as every anime where childhood friends become enemies as adults, but they can never catch nor kill each other. They always let each other go.

    • @arang6602
      @arang6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pepesylvia848 so pointless and long

    • @pepesylvia848
      @pepesylvia848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@arang6602 the point was to share my perspective on why this situation felt so familiar.
      I get that it's not for everyone.

    • @cp5417
      @cp5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pepesylvia848 made sense to me

  • @saiyansnake
    @saiyansnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    0:58 Angela's Stop, Drop, n Roll kills me every time LMAO!!!

    • @W3RNL33
      @W3RNL33 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t notice that after watching this scene so many times 😂😂😂

    • @thexya5
      @thexya5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAOO I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL NOW HELP THATS SO FUNNY

    • @dcm_r
      @dcm_r ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHA

    • @7srchoed
      @7srchoed ปีที่แล้ว

      and praying

    • @maiaheredia3256
      @maiaheredia3256 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Put the subtitles on.. she is praying 😅😆😂 "God this is Angela Martin.." rofl

  • @TheKoopa4561
    @TheKoopa4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10405

    “Goooodbye” 😂
    Stanley is always a mood

  • @sylviapuentearnao6847
    @sylviapuentearnao6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8197

    "But Jim.... this garlic bread is cold"

    • @tiff438
      @tiff438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      That's the real tragedy here

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      "No...it burned me".

    • @fattiefatters101
      @fattiefatters101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Her acting is so funny hahaha

    • @mishakapadia4439
      @mishakapadia4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@flaminmongrel6955 I--- Bizarre.

    • @tobe7932
      @tobe7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      may fav part

  • @mattkroll9500
    @mattkroll9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Love how this scene perfectly captures every character’s personality

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The writing in seasons 2 and 3 was so, so good.

  • @riverotter68
    @riverotter68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15411

    I wonder if Jim knew how close he was to getting a broom handle through the heart

    • @potatomonika8796
      @potatomonika8796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      He probably knew, but it was worth it

    • @skallifrey306
      @skallifrey306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Did you just steal a comment which is 2 comments above you

    • @riverotter68
      @riverotter68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@skallifrey306 possibly. Sometimes the comments show up by likes, and sometimes by date.

    • @MrClauried
      @MrClauried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      both of dwights hands were visible even to the camera from afar

    • @arang6602
      @arang6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@riverotter68 fingers

  • @Gioschi
    @Gioschi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    I love how Creed doesn't give an F while everyone else is screaming and hiding under the desks

    • @moshiurrahman2373
      @moshiurrahman2373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jim?

    • @galvatron0810
      @galvatron0810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He just dont give an f about nothing!

    • @Gioschi
      @Gioschi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@galvatron0810 love your quabity assuance

    • @Justiceforall55
      @Justiceforall55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bob saget loved you in full house also I’m a big fan of your stand up

    • @tylervanroy8027
      @tylervanroy8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just asks. What size?

  • @avajohnson915
    @avajohnson915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good Jim's acting skills are?

    • @abhirudrasingh726
      @abhirudrasingh726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean John Kransiki ❕❕❔

    • @mari.9508
      @mari.9508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@abhirudrasingh726 no, jim

    • @anirrudhshrinaath1020
      @anirrudhshrinaath1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, he did kill it as Golden face.

    • @Jennythecatgirl
      @Jennythecatgirl ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally!

    • @phillip6628
      @phillip6628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is one of the best pranks that Jim plays. So cleverly written, (scorching garlic bread and dazzling crucifix) and brilliantly acted.

  • @namanh8439
    @namanh8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    Kelly: it is a living thing with feelings and family
    3 seconds later: ahhhh kill it kill it kill it

  • @vaporfly4955
    @vaporfly4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    dwight isn’t afraid of the coronavirus...
    the virus is scared of him.

    • @raptorforever9626
      @raptorforever9626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yumi bro and it’s a bat in this video😳

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some people said, in the previous episode (S03E15) Dwight literally says “...We need a new plague...Who are these people?”

    • @gavin2715
      @gavin2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And for a good reason too

    • @1GGL3S
      @1GGL3S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gavin 🔪💯

    • @abdomar0528
      @abdomar0528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha this comment is underrated

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Dwight: (stabs Jim with mop handle)
    Jim: (looks at camera) Totally worth it.

  • @tjforprezident7618
    @tjforprezident7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2756

    “Goodbye.”
    -Stanley

    • @rheanoumair6002
      @rheanoumair6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was looking for a comment about this. Lol

    • @LucLightWolf121
      @LucLightWolf121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bryans3436
      @bryans3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @kristilambert3416
      @kristilambert3416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!!!!😂

    • @sancakli454
      @sancakli454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that should be the universal motto when facing a bat from now on

  • @user-xn7dm7rr2h
    @user-xn7dm7rr2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3740

    When Angela rolls on the floor to avoid the bat 😂

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hui
      Stop drop and roll’d

    • @whotookmyhandle
      @whotookmyhandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Samstar369 please change your profile picture.

    • @aaronkim6136
      @aaronkim6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samuel Kim lol

    • @halfcourthero7720
      @halfcourthero7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "God, this is Angela Martin. Please dont let that stupid thing come anywhere near me. Please make it go away."
      Anyone else hear this? 🤔

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ace Of Spades
      Daga kotowaru!

  • @synsvids
    @synsvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I love how Creed is just chilling while everyone else panics.

    • @W3RNL33
      @W3RNL33 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he’s seen too much at his old age

    • @beginnersmessiah
      @beginnersmessiah ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@W3RNL33 what are you talking about he's 30 - well next month he'll be 30

    • @N3GAN-d6u
      @N3GAN-d6u ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠@@beginnersmessiahwhat are *you* talking about? Are we talking about the same character???
      Creed was in his 60s when this episode was aired.

    • @whoopsinator1234
      @whoopsinator1234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@N3GAN-d6u It's a joke from the show. Creed says it when he dyes his hair.

  • @jeannamackin1859
    @jeannamackin1859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    I love how everyone is freaking out and Stanley said “ Goodbye”

    • @romanogaers
      @romanogaers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he’s internalizing his fear

    • @stepjoe7041
      @stepjoe7041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Creed didn't even react

    • @stanleyhudson7669
      @stanleyhudson7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And what?

    • @Mak7even
      @Mak7even 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GoOodbye

    • @xaneyx368
      @xaneyx368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@herlinahalim2891 you good ?

  • @AnthonyJK1982
    @AnthonyJK1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4415

    “Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well.”

    • @candriveandcanlife5370
      @candriveandcanlife5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Parkour, Parkour, Parkour!!!!

    • @PonyBoy1776
      @PonyBoy1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@candriveandcanlife5370 *why are you the way that you are?*

    • @candriveandcanlife5370
      @candriveandcanlife5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PonyBoy1776 lol.

    • @flashhugo60
      @flashhugo60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why does this guy repeat a line from the vid and gets 2.3k likes? I don't understand...

    • @templeguard1276
      @templeguard1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Flash Hugo because it’s funny?

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Nobody’s mentioning how Stanley’s first instinct is just to calmly walk out of the office and ditch everyone.

  • @DChappelle27
    @DChappelle27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "Jim is on a path now. And I wish him well"
    Still his buddy, even though he thinks he's turning into a vampire

  • @thefandomtheory
    @thefandomtheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    One of the many times Jim could have literally lost his life to Dwight. Dwight would definitely have used that broom-stake if he wanted too.

    • @nadiashireensiddiqi
      @nadiashireensiddiqi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      TheOtakuTheory Yeah well, Jim is his own worst enemy and the enemy of Dwight’s enemy is his friend.

    • @downfromkentuckeh
      @downfromkentuckeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nadiashireensiddiqi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nadiashireensiddiqi thats the best quote what episode did dwight say that (because he did[paraphrase])

  • @MangekyoSharingan313
    @MangekyoSharingan313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Gonna tell my kids this is how the coronavirus started

  • @plazmagaming5144
    @plazmagaming5144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    I love that creed is in right away

  • @sheddingmyvelvet
    @sheddingmyvelvet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    Everyone: trying to get away from the bat
    Creed: *_chillin_*

  • @geraldburke5147
    @geraldburke5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love that Dwight believed Jim was becoming a creature of the night, acknowledging the danger and tragedy of Jim's journey at the same time was a weird mix of dignity and hilarity...

  • @gjimenezf
    @gjimenezf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18698

    This had better plot than Twilight

    • @renfam7491
      @renfam7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Rafe Alder sure

    • @michaelscott2410
      @michaelscott2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      That’s what she said

    • @henrynoelke2122
      @henrynoelke2122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Micheal Scott I was like “what the hell is this man talking about”, then I looked at the name

    • @SirKingHoff
      @SirKingHoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cuter lead role too

    • @SirKingHoff
      @SirKingHoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rafe Alder fighting with my family counts

  • @northwestracer1393
    @northwestracer1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    "One crisis at a time"

  • @marsxbub
    @marsxbub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Don't kill that bat!"
    *not even 5 seconds later*
    *"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!"* ~Kelly

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4771

    Jim's sideways glance over his turned up collar was awesome old-school Dracula.

    • @jonnyj.
      @jonnyj. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yea that was pretty fucking badass

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And the way he says "Bye Dwight" was funny too

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha

    • @teegod4544
      @teegod4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon with the vampire lol

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bai Dwait

  • @yannickdrmda5295
    @yannickdrmda5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6290

    "It already turned back to my neighbour's dog" I'M OFF

    • @Merthalophor
      @Merthalophor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      that could've talken a dalk turn, Werwolfs usually aren't dogs during the day

    • @Johnny_Janitor
      @Johnny_Janitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Merthalophor talken a dalk turn?

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Johnny_Janitor I'm fairly certain he meant "dark." Not a hard conclusion to make. Typos happen.

    • @Johnny_Janitor
      @Johnny_Janitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@giggle_snort yea I know I just thought it was funny

    • @RealChadSkeen
      @RealChadSkeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alex it was difficult to read but I’m glad I took the time to read the rest of the thread....

  • @orthadoxianion7204
    @orthadoxianion7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:05 when you get your younger sibling to do something for u

    • @Yuh_zhimmy
      @Yuh_zhimmy ปีที่แล้ว

      More like older brother

  • @nrkk1405
    @nrkk1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    Kelly: don't hurt that bat, he's a living thing with feelings and family.
    *7 seconds later*
    Kelly: AHH KILL IT KILL IT!

    • @xoxoxoxo3064
      @xoxoxoxo3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rudeus Machina what

    • @tristanmarrs7861
      @tristanmarrs7861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow I didn't realize you watched the same video we all did

    • @pedrohenriquephmp
      @pedrohenriquephmp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@signumxmagnum stop being cringe man

    • @squishy_boi2524
      @squishy_boi2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pedrohenriquephmp Calm down its a joke, your cringe for not taking it

    • @enzor9923
      @enzor9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah thats the joke congratulations

  • @stabberjaber3322103
    @stabberjaber3322103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7580

    “I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog”

    • @ahmdo8485
      @ahmdo8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Blank I just love Dwight 😂

    • @funkystyle7249
      @funkystyle7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Does that mean he shot the neighbor's dog?

    • @Jomococo105
      @Jomococo105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      funkystyle No.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@Jomococo105 Technically yes, but when it was transformed as a werewolve. They always go back to their daytime form after being killed.

    • @fringes475
      @fringes475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KandiKlover true that

  • @polychroniostaxiarchou8694
    @polychroniostaxiarchou8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Creed sitting in his chair with a grin while everyone is panicking is priceless

  • @blinkk07
    @blinkk07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    “Animal control?? I’ve been controlling animals since I was six.”

    • @tier3290
      @tier3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We all just saw what you just wrote, literally 20 seconds ago.

    • @blinkk07
      @blinkk07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MidNight congratulations to you not only on your mastering the senses of both sight and sound, but also on your ability to construct such an intelligent and thought provoking sentence and deliver said sentence with such artfulness. Bravo sir. Out of all the special boys in all of the lands, you may be perhaps the most special. May your days and nights be satiated with lollipops, fancy pants as well as the occasional roller blading dumpster dive and shall you live forever.

    • @tier3290
      @tier3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OKC Bear not only did you do the dumbest thing a person can do in a youtube comment you even took time out of your day to respond to me with that long and pathetic attempt at being funny you insecure loser

    • @blinkk07
      @blinkk07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MidNight unlike you, it doesn’t take me long to think. Special boy.

    • @TheAsmaRocks
      @TheAsmaRocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6

  • @kkelseym
    @kkelseym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Jim is really some sort of mastermind liar. He makes up his mind to pretend to be transitioning to a vampire and fully commits in a few seconds.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And Karen just rolls with it

  • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
    @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    is no one gonna talk about how the actress for Meredith had to scream with a bag around her head with a bat inside? lmaoo that's impressive, also..concerning.

    • @ltaldoraine4495
      @ltaldoraine4495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doubt that was actually how it went down

    • @jupiter0103
      @jupiter0103 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I bet she wore a plastic bag with a bat inside it and scream her lungs out while Dwight was messing with her head

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    Alternate scene:
    Dwight: (stabs Jim with mop handle)
    Jim: (looks at camera) Totally worth it.

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      👁)_____(👁

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That reminds me of that video Piemations made about the office

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexis Noullett When Jim’s “prank” is to stab Dwight and Dwight does the same

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kosaku Kawajiri ya thats it

    • @breetaylor4586
      @breetaylor4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dwight has a method to his madness. He's not going to stab the Vampire Jim without provocation on company property as that would be assaulting another coworker, vampire or not, possibly grounds for termination, and a LOT of paperwork. He is, however, clearly prepared to step in and go for the heart should the Vampire Jim go to bite another employee, which would be justified, as further conversions would be detrimental to the company mission.

  • @teardropsrnng
    @teardropsrnng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    I just realized that Dwight genuinely thought Jim was turning into a vampire, but still thought that a common bat in the office was the top priority.
    and he wanted to be manager, lol.

    • @deltahunter4810
      @deltahunter4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Boonah Nah he thought it was a Vampire Bat so he went full Secure, Contain and Protect mode on it.

    • @himalayarajsinhparmar7368
      @himalayarajsinhparmar7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He is and always was the original heir to Michael to be the manager. I owe that one to Office writers that they made him the manager ultimately.

    • @abhinavjain8672
      @abhinavjain8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "that doesn't mean Jim will become a vampire
      He just carries the vampiric germ"

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He thought the bat was the original vampire, that's why it was his priority…

    • @theredviper234
      @theredviper234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You just notice that? Damn you're slow

  • @joed1901
    @joed1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dwight traps the bat in a bag on her head for 14 terrifying seconds then says “your welcome”. Brilliant.

  • @MDMAx
    @MDMAx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    - We form an alligeance...
    - Sure!
    - To use sudden violance...
    - O.K.
    - Do you have tools to turn a mop handle into a stake?
    - ... What size?

    • @saedmax4656
      @saedmax4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Ok yeah we can hear the vid 😐

    • @magikkar2nd
      @magikkar2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@saedmax4656 It's almost like some people like to share their favourite parts! Who would've known?

    • @theungreatkahli
      @theungreatkahli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Creed is about that life. He's made stakes before.

    • @andreferrer9350
      @andreferrer9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That is a true friend

    • @Paskoalee
      @Paskoalee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@saedmax4656, dude, are you new here? It's been some time since people started posting their favorite part of the video in the comment section. Are they trying to get some likes? Of course, but that's a different matter.

  • @Slappy_
    @Slappy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    1:06 I just realized Angela was praying 😂

    • @smoofoperator
      @smoofoperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      "father please don't let that stupid thing come anywhere near me"

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      planking*

    • @mayotteclan
      @mayotteclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It looked more like she did the stop, drop, and roll move.

    • @harrywhite7639
      @harrywhite7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First time I noticed it as well

    • @ricksanchez5971
      @ricksanchez5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never knew this until now 🤧

  • @redthefirefox97
    @redthefirefox97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When the bat first showed up, Jim was just like "Well, this might as well happen."

    • @dutchvanderlinde4965
      @dutchvanderlinde4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I never really understood that did Jim coincidentally have a prank planned for when this happened? or did he put the bat in the office? Karen had garlic bread "coindicentally" with her at the time it happened. There is no way this wasnt planned. Jim must've put the bat in the office just to pull off this prank.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got out of work early and made Dwight paranoid... like he weren't already with the bat.

    • @rafaellima83
      @rafaellima83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dutchvanderlinde4965 from that point of view it could Just bem any Sandwich. Except by that, he didnt anything to make that prank.

    • @weresofansie1457
      @weresofansie1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, I’m true Jim fashion, he was immediately like “how can I use this to prank Dwight?”

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dutchvanderlinde4965 he didnt *need* the garlic bread, he had other options. She just happened to have it so he took advantage.
      Of course it is also possible that it was all planned like you said

  • @angelinawang9676
    @angelinawang9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    "i...am a hero"

  • @TheSnakeboy11
    @TheSnakeboy11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    Jim: *peeks over collar* "Byyyee Dwight....."
    Dwight: *pulls stake from his back pocket* "Good bye Jim."

  • @Ruweisat
    @Ruweisat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:57 Creed’s reaction to the bat is classic! 😆

  • @alitzel2003
    @alitzel2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "god, this is angela martin. please don't let that stupid thing come anywhere near me. please make it go away!" 😆

    • @simply_gonzo310
      @simply_gonzo310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LMFAOO I was waiting for someone to comment that😂💀

    • @irwinisidro
      @irwinisidro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She's praying like shes making a phone call lol

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God: not you again

  • @riverotter68
    @riverotter68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    Creed and Stanley have the best reactions when the bat flies around

    • @arnavyadav8486
      @arnavyadav8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Pretty sure Stanley just wanted to go home

    • @Gustav-fring
      @Gustav-fring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Creed is the actual vampire

  • @negativeonexiii
    @negativeonexiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:08 Angela lying down and praying the bat doesn't touch her is adorable, lol

  • @harshvishwakarma4731
    @harshvishwakarma4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4704

    Kelly: "Don't hurt that bat, Creed. It's a living thing with feelings and family."
    5 seconds later: "AAHHHHHH KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

    • @mogul188
      @mogul188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      well done you got the joke

    • @adammikhail1409
      @adammikhail1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@mogul188 ugh shut up bij

    • @mogul188
      @mogul188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adammikhail1409 bij?

    • @robertfrost5952
      @robertfrost5952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mogul188 gosh you're such a bij.

    • @CollinM24
      @CollinM24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Vegans when a rat gets in the house

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    "We form an allegiance"
    "Sure"
    "To use sudden violence"
    "okay"
    Creed has the best lines even when he barely says anything.

    • @MLDEDXX
      @MLDEDXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *what size*

    • @olivia12534
      @olivia12534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “Animals can’t feel pain.”

    • @lilyjustham
      @lilyjustham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Let's just pretend that we're talking until the cops leave."

  • @tukt24t
    @tukt24t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I couldn't stop myself from cracking up at when Creed just goes along with Dwight asking for a stake

  • @o.m.a.r3311
    @o.m.a.r3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    4:17 Dwight is protecting his neck here. Can't believe that he actually believes in vampires. It's a good thing that he didn't stab Jim.

    • @alexandercummins
      @alexandercummins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I can't believe that you can't believe that Dwight belives in vampires. I mean you know this is Dwight "the paper selling website has formed a conciuosness and is trying to take over the world" Shrute right?

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@alexandercummins Not to mention, he believed he was receiving faxes from his future self.

    • @piyushgyl97
      @piyushgyl97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@giggle_snort also the CIA

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@piyushgyl97 and he thinks Jim has telekinesis

    • @ejflor1313
      @ejflor1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can’t believe a character in a farcical tv show believes in vampires? I can’t believe what an idiot you are.

  • @codfish0308
    @codfish0308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    I love how Angela's immediate reaction is to stop, drop, and roll 0:58

    • @emilejetzer7657
      @emilejetzer7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Claire O'Brien-Dull and then starts praying.

    • @JonathanLauzon
      @JonathanLauzon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      THANK YOU! I never noticed! XD

    • @specificace6433
      @specificace6433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bryan garcia How the hell old are you.

    • @specificace6433
      @specificace6433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Claire O'Brien-Dull and awesome I didn’t notice, and also btw how old is she, bc the guy said she’s thick.

    • @bryangarcia327
      @bryangarcia327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Specific Ace you’re mean

  • @sarthaksachdev7006
    @sarthaksachdev7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The most fascinating thing is how they shot the Meredith bat scene I mean was it really a bat trapped in that bag eith Meredith head

    • @Athmel
      @Athmel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, most likely not. It would be dangerous for the actress and the bat, as they could hurt one another.
      If you're making a joke, sorry if I ruined it.

  • @gracievore206
    @gracievore206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6292

    This is how COVID started

    • @Paydaygray
      @Paydaygray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh

    • @neilroyston1294
      @neilroyston1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Except rather than letting the bat go someone ate it. Or it bit someone.

    • @saedmax4656
      @saedmax4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahhahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐

    • @noneofyourbusiness2447
      @noneofyourbusiness2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jim is patient zero

    • @Icanonlycountto4
      @Icanonlycountto4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I knew it! I knew I’d find this comment

  • @bomoore9872
    @bomoore9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    The way he says "Bye Dwight" gets me everytime and I swear I cannot explain why.

    • @murielyllanes
      @murielyllanes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @MrThrashSnake
      @MrThrashSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here hahaha it really has some dracula vibes...

  • @rexraptor1094
    @rexraptor1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like how Dwight immediately recognized the animal stool 😂

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he has been controlling animals since he was 6.

  • @timmy9985638678
    @timmy9985638678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake
    What size?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Classic creed have an answer for everything

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I feel so tingly so strong and powerful.
    Jim always knows how to get under Dwight’s skin

  • @savagebridges141
    @savagebridges141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Battt!!!
    _pam_ : omg *runs*
    _creed_ : *chilling*
    _kevin_ : *yeet*
    _everyone else_ : *running*
    _jim_ : *oh this is a good time for a prank*

  • @bonesmasher146
    @bonesmasher146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I both love and am frightened by how Creed is down with Dwights plan before he can even finish the sentence

  • @WyGuy
    @WyGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:27 "Animals can't feel pain" 😂

  • @popimlol9389
    @popimlol9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Once again Creed takes the spotlight at 0:57

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Creed is the embodiment of calm...
      3:00 - 3:21 And ready

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Creed is probably like, "Rabies? That's cute."

  • @jokeroneninesevenzero
    @jokeroneninesevenzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Animals can't feel pain!"

    • @ViktorNederloe
      @ViktorNederloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kill it kill it kiiiil ittt

  • @christabaker4840
    @christabaker4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how Stanley is so calm and just says “goodbye”

  • @ffiirraatt93
    @ffiirraatt93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Fun fact: Joss Whedon directed this episode, creator of Buffy.

    • @cici_julja
      @cici_julja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What? No way!

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be amazing

    • @cath3122
      @cath3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This makes me unbelievably happy eye-

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s also directed a few superhero movies like:
      •Avengers
      •Avengers: Age Of Ultron
      •Justin League
      I don’t know any others

  • @sharpness5potato74
    @sharpness5potato74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?"
    (Opens drawer)
    " *wHaT sIzE* "

  • @bencrandall3201
    @bencrandall3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    y’all see dwight’s glueing? he resumed it perfectly😂

  • @adelsolopez6664
    @adelsolopez6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    How screwed would Jim be if Dwight just staked him while he was leaving

  • @jackquan4191
    @jackquan4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    If i were in a horror movie I’d feel safe if Dwight was there

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Quan Not in House of 1000 corpses

    • @jyotsnaambasta3162
      @jyotsnaambasta3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yess

    • @soulr9729
      @soulr9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't since he's likely the killer.

    • @morty310
      @morty310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait till the food runs out..

  • @dylanbushmire2623
    @dylanbushmire2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love Jim’s commitment to messing with Dwight

  • @adibhatlavivekteja2679
    @adibhatlavivekteja2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Identity theft is not a joke Jim

    • @TheMessiahKOI
      @TheMessiahKOI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Michael

    • @SubZero_125
      @SubZero_125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh, that’s funny Michael!

    • @krakenwarrior3237
      @krakenwarrior3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Millions of vampires suffer every year.

  • @user-ib9cd6mh9j
    @user-ib9cd6mh9j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    0:51 i just noticed he fell from the desk like a cartoon lol

  • @kasyfulwarith5983
    @kasyfulwarith5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bat: *flying around the office*
    Everyone: *panicking*
    Stanley: "goodbye."

  • @vijaytgeorge
    @vijaytgeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Kelly: "It's a living thing with feelings and a family"
    Also Kelly, literally 3 seconds later: *AAH KILLITKILLITKILLIT*

    • @zed9496
      @zed9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copied

    • @vijaytgeorge
      @vijaytgeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zed9496 People don't own copyrights on comments made in a TH-cam video. Besides, it's entirely possible for people to come up with the same comment.
      Go find something useful to do.

    • @user-ty4dv9ej9f
      @user-ty4dv9ej9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was the joke

    • @shahatajsarkar7626
      @shahatajsarkar7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😂😂😂

    • @mmmmmred40
      @mmmmmred40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally every middle school white girl ever

  • @SwiddyDiddy
    @SwiddyDiddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    0:57
    Everyone screaming:
    Angela: *STOP DROP AND ROLL*

    • @andreferrer9350
      @andreferrer9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice catch

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stop, Drop, Roll, and Pray

    • @sila4297
      @sila4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She would still have been pretty close to the ground standing.

  • @navenesneros5226
    @navenesneros5226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A little detail I noticed, when Jim was telling Dwight that he was going to go home, Dwight covered his neck because he thought Jim was going to bite him

  • @Benny_5699
    @Benny_5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I love how Dwight falls for everything.🤣😂

    • @tobyholmes5345
      @tobyholmes5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He literally fell for that bat.

    • @Benny_5699
      @Benny_5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tobyholmes5345 🤣😂

    • @gotemm2.05
      @gotemm2.05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean yeah, he’s superstitious, paranoid and prepared for literally everything. He has a fully stocked nuclear shelter and had made manager cards way before micheal left. Dwight is best

    • @westcoastfire2061
      @westcoastfire2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim could still carry the vampiric germ though

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I just realized that Karen was supposed to be acting when she was asking him those questions. That is an insanely good job by the actor.

    • @themayo2713
      @themayo2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You can tell, That when she was acting she acts like a bad actor because if she used her actual skill the audience would be like "wait is he actually a vampire?"