I need you to listen to me. We're not gonna give up this deal to be your errand boys, do you understand? For what? To watch a bunch of junkies get a better high? A better high means customers pay more. A higher purity means a greater yield. That's 130 million dollars of profit that isn't being pissed away by some substandard cook. Now you listen to me. You've got the greatest meth cook in Am -- no, the two greatest meth cooks in America right here, and with our skills you'll earn more from that 35% than you ever would on your own. Yeah, that's what you say. I'm just wondering why we're so lucky. Why cut us in? Mike is retiring from our crew, so his share of the partnership is available if you can handle his end. Distribution. And if you give him five million dollars of the fifteen million that you brought today. Just think of it as a finder's fee for bringing us together. We have forty pounds of product ready to ship. Ready to go. Are you ready? Who the hell are you? You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name. What? I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are. Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Bullshit. Cartel got Fring. Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say my name. You're Heisenberg. You're goddamn right.
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Title-The screamer Characters-Stella Tahlia mom dad and unknown moral Tahlia :wake up dinosaurs it’s Halloween morning Stella :be quiet pretty 4yr old Tahlia :dumb ugly 9yr old Stella :I’m telling mom and dad Stella:Sprints Tahlia.waaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stewa hit Mwe waaaaaaaaaaaa Stella:mom dad Tahlia called me ugly and dumb even know I called her nice and pretty Mom:walks down stairs and gives Tahlia the belt Tahlia:waaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mom :ur so rude to ur sister Mom :hears a scream in basement Dad :is at the grocery store Mom :WTF WAS THAT Mom :checks basement and nothings there execept it’s cold and dark air Mom:sees a black creepy shadow but it invisible 🫥 to see the creature And the shadow disappears into the woods *1 year later* STELLA WAKES UP Stella :puts on her tv *3 mins before* Moral of unknown:*ṯhįš pèáçè of çâké ïś mïŋè* Stella*snores* *other family wakes up * *dad makes nrekkie and mom is drinking out of her flask * *Tahlia is playing with her dolls+* *mom gets a 🚬* *1 hour later* Stella:*eats brekkie* *other family eats * *stella spots the weird figure and does wiggle and almost falls down onto the grass* Two like for part two
We're waiting every night To finally roam and invite Newcomers to play with us For many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay Please let us get in! Don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's We're really quite surprised We get to see you another night You should have looked for another job You should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors Please let us get in! Don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's
Mike GOT ME DYING SAYING “NO”🤣🤣🤣
Edit: OMG guys ty for 100 likes!
Fr
Fr
Fr
Same
@@deadlikeodasakua❤❤
18:24 I LITERALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN MIKE SAID "DADDYYYYY"
NOO- D A D D Y
I was drinking water and I spit it back in my cup
😂😂😂
What is going on
@@Livs_rblxxxx ewww
When Kai said “daddy” got me laughing 😂
Frrrrr
Same😂
ye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂
15:11 KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
lol
True 🤣
Haha 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yes (you said my name)
Mike-Anything for you da-
Kai-DON'T CALL ME THAT
Loll
Real
“OKAKAKAWAEYYYY” GOT ME CHOKING ON A POP TART AT THE END 😭 27:52
He Kai said “when I got a brain” got me laughing😂
0:04 Good Morning Sage
😂
Good morning to h e l l
good morning
I love how Mike always called Kai daddy😏
Same!!!!!!!
Fag
Omg same
Sameeee
Same
The last one got me dying of laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
SAME IT MADE ME FALL OFF THE BED
Bed.!??!?!!?? I fell of a table onto a concrete floor😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tf@@Gavinking-su5xx
@@Gavinking-su5xx💀💀💀
Brasil moments
I've watched this vid a million billion times and I still get a laugh out of it
Edit ty for 29 likes can we get it to 40 ty
Same
Same
😂
Edit 2 ty 4 60 likes
hahhahh they cALL HIM DADDY
WE NEED MORE OF KAI AND MIKE
WE DONT NEED OF KAI AND MIKE BOI
My opinion is no but sometimes maybe yes for me tho...
I can't stop laughing at last story's end🤣🤣🤣
Mike got me dying bc he said DADDY to Kai😂
same
"ok Da-"
"NO"
DADDY"
GOT ME WEEZZING
I couldn't stop laughing at the last story😂😂😂😂😂😂
What? It's sad tho-
INR IT IS SO FUNNNY
@@CCNIYAX people have different emotions and people think it is funny and people think it is sad
It’s funny bc he kept calling Kai daddy and now they’re dating
LOL
Omg I love the sage storys
Same!
Yes Smae!
the first story is so good and the cat is even cuter
I need you to listen to me. We're not gonna give up this deal to be your errand boys, do you understand? For what? To watch a bunch of junkies get a better high?
A better high means customers pay more. A higher purity means a greater yield. That's 130 million dollars of profit that isn't being pissed away by some substandard cook. Now you listen to me. You've got the greatest meth cook in Am -- no, the two greatest meth cooks in America right here, and with our skills you'll earn more from that 35% than you ever would on your own.
Yeah, that's what you say. I'm just wondering why we're so lucky. Why cut us in?
Mike is retiring from our crew, so his share of the partnership is available if you can handle his end. Distribution. And if you give him five million dollars of the fifteen million that you brought today. Just think of it as a finder's fee for bringing us together. We have forty pounds of product ready to ship. Ready to go. Are you ready?
Who the hell are you?
You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
What? I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.
Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.
Bullshit. Cartel got Fring.
Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say my name.
You're Heisenberg.
You're goddamn right.
@@w4976. wtf-
@Bumble Bumble Bumble bee are you talking abt him or me?
6:40 HER VOICE CRACK-
HEy uH got me-
MIKE IS MAKEING ME TRYING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER
DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY KAI SAID WHILE MIKE IS LIKE *sniffes* WTH
16:00 got me rolling on the floor dying💀🤣
21:06
Funny asf😊
😂
the fact nobody is talking abt how she just said her whole phone number at 8:14
It’s prob fake
Mike: “Daddy”😂
Kai “ I think I changed my mi-
Mike: “ NO
Why does the name dandria sound like dandruff the more you say it 💀😭
If dandria becomes a boy that's the name
my sis: zack thats why ur dad left for the milk💅🏻🙄
time to melt some braincells
um? atleast it makes sense but okay
@@li21luvstronkcatvid50Ik I’m 1 year late but I think she/he/they were joking
12:52 bro is a hero that doesn’t wear a cape
“I don’t got modeling until 17:00” got me dying 😂😂😂
theres a thing called military time
@@luveru33fr
The text to speech voice sounded like a drunk girl 😭😭😭 6:41
This cheers me up after being left out by my friends😢
Mike: anything for you da-
Kai: DONT CALL ME THATT
TTTTTTT
When Mike said "i'm sad now"😅😅😅😅😅 had me dying😅😅😅😅😊
27:49 Mike really wants to call Kai daddy LOL
MIKE IS KILLING ME LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAMEEE LMAOO
Same but not bit a LOT Lmao 🤣
THE FACT THEY BECAME BOYFRIENDS AT THE END LOL!😂😂😂😂😂
When she said "im gonna freaking cry"it makes me laughts
Mike:since when are you so smart?
Kai:since I got a brain
It got me laughing so much
when dandria say ''TYY!!!''she literally got a voice crack
Dandruff…?
Badbadbadbad
the voices that are like Dandria always get voice cracks when they act happy,excited,Normal mode
"After 67 meets and greets" got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
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The way he said *DADDY*😂😂😂😂 18:16
“DADDY” 😭😭
Umm 13:27
Bombastic side eye
Bombastic side eye
Bombastic side eye 😏😏😏😏😏
Ayo
Daria: She just ruined everything... i hate her so much!
Me: gurl Charlie is there lol
Those of us that tried to call the phone number from sage
Meeee😂
MeeeeEeEEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeEE
8:10
I SWEAR KAI AND MIKE WERE THE BEST JOKESTERS IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Only true fans can like this comment❤❤❤❤
18 likes lmao-😊
I smell beggars
@@Roblox_bacon-p9efr tho
Lmao 33
Like beggar
I may be deppresed but atleast I have an iced coffee💅
Please make them say stuff that makes sense and sounds normally
17:00 o'clock got me LMAO
Uhhh nice video ❤❤
U didn’t even watch the video
How would you know
BRO THAT LAST ONE WAS SO FUNNYYYY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAH I LOVED THE LAST PART AT THE 2 STORY😂😂😂
When mike called kai daddy had me dying😂😂
Bro kai did not want mike calling him "DADDY" bro he said it too-🤣
Kai “DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND”
My reaction”AUGHHH”
14:36 the whole group arguing. Diana:👁️👄👁️🍿
I laugh when Mike call Kai daddy and the on the end Kai say do you want to be my boyfriend to Mike because he's gay 😂😂😂
BRO THAT “👹👹👹👹 DADDY 👹👹👹👹” HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
MIKE IS GOING TO KILL ME OF LAUGHNESS WHEN HE SAID “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”😂💀
I laugh when Mike said daddy
The first story, my anger issues could never😭💀
Haha😂
OMG bro I almost died because Mike got me saying no no no no no no no no no no no no😂
The story with the cat named mister was so funny and cute😂😂❤ mister is the best name ever!
MIKE WAS MAKING ME DIE 😂
Story 1: 0:01
Story 2: 11:40
15:11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 KAAAAAAAIIIIIII😂😂😂😂😂GOT ME ROOLLIN SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂
The light switch in the draw in doors looked like air pods 😂
Story 2 was AMAZING! THE GAYNESS THO- ❤️
The way sage said it will make u shut up then shut up😂😂😂
I WAS LAUGH SO hARD THAT MIKE CALLED HIM DADDY 😂😂😂
Lol 😂
I LOVED EVERY TIME MIKE TRIED YO CALL KAI DADDY EVEN THOUGH KAI KEPT SAYING NO LOL 😂😂😂
ALSO I SHIP THEM SO MUCH ❤❤❤
yup❤😂
Your the first person I started watching when I started to watch text to speech
Me eating noodles and Charlie saying “Daria stab me” made me drop my fork and spoon and doing this😮
i love how story 1 teaches young children the downside of being a celebrity and having roblox
Title-The screamer
Characters-Stella Tahlia mom dad and unknown moral
Tahlia :wake up dinosaurs it’s Halloween morning
Stella :be quiet pretty 4yr old
Tahlia :dumb ugly 9yr old
Stella :I’m telling mom and dad
Stella:Sprints
Tahlia.waaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stewa hit Mwe waaaaaaaaaaaa
Stella:mom dad Tahlia called me ugly and dumb even know I called her nice and pretty
Mom:walks down stairs and gives Tahlia the belt
Tahlia:waaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mom :ur so rude to ur sister
Mom :hears a scream in basement
Dad :is at the grocery store
Mom :WTF WAS THAT
Mom :checks basement and nothings there execept it’s cold and dark air
Mom:sees a black creepy shadow but it invisible 🫥 to see the creature
And the shadow disappears into the woods
*1 year later*
STELLA WAKES UP
Stella :puts on her tv
*3 mins before*
Moral of unknown:*ṯhįš pèáçè of çâké ïś mïŋè*
Stella*snores*
*other family wakes up *
*dad makes nrekkie and mom is drinking out of her flask *
*Tahlia is playing with her dolls+*
*mom gets a 🚬*
*1 hour later*
Stella:*eats brekkie*
*other family eats *
*stella spots the weird figure and does wiggle and almost falls down onto the grass*
Two like for part two
Dandria:my mum is probably worried i left without saying a word
My mom:*dies and kills me*
Mike got me literally DIENG wen he said DADDY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
23:06 he actually said daddy to mike 😂😂😂lol
Mike got me dying bc mike said to kak DADDY then mike said NO😂
THE WAY HE CALLED KAI'DADDY'😭💀
Omg I feel bad for Charlie ❤❤❤❤
Edit:rip my wrist 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃I BROKE IT😭😭😭
Mike: says daddy 15b times
Kai: says 1T times stop calling me Daddy
And this emoji showed up on my screen while typing "daddy" 👴
who loves doors and reached the door 50!
👇😊
Not me
We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
When mike said Wai- and then charlie left it sounded like mike wanted to call Kai daddy 😂😅🤣
So funny 😜🤣😂😑🤦🏻😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🥸🤩🥳
Finalllllly one story where all the people in the group chat stay at different countries
DIANA IS MY FAVOURITE I love her character💅💅😍😍
Oh my God Mike got me dying saying no so much I almost said no no no to my bearings😂
HELP THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD FINALLY ONE WHERE I WONT CRY
Me as Asian looking at her 4hrs:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
every time when Mike tried to call Kai daddy I was just laughing and rolling on the floor 🤣😂
The fact that Diana pronounces Daria like deiria 😭
(Sorry if I spelt that wrong im not English!)
Story idea: make an guardian for a nice cnp,and an devil for those who bully the cnp❤
Next idea: Ugly sweater bails out prawn cocktail, Knitting and phirranah
It makes me laugh when Mike wanted to say daddy to kai
kai; said good idea daddy mike: wait what this is gay
Sam built milked a table 🙏
When Diana said c'mon let him say daddy one more time 😂😂😂😂
Mike
GOT ME DYING WHILE HE JUST SAID “NO”😂
copied
When?
I didn’t copy
I THOUGHT 💭 BY MYSELF
@@Victoria_YourGirl There's one 1 month ago and this one is without an enter
Finally a story time with a horror game ❤
I LOVE MIKE SAYING DADDY😂😂