"RULE #34" by
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OH BOY.
this description is gonna be a long one.
i actually meant to record a cover of “teeth” by 5sos at first, and also have that cover set to an amv style video of minthara, orin and mizora. BUT THEN i came across @FishinaBirdcage's song “rule 34” on tiktok. i had already been a fan of some of his music prior hearing his newest release, so i was really intrigued by this foray into spicier themes.
and he certainly did not hold back from spicy themes.
as per usual, i ended up thinking, “what would this sound like from a femme/wlw perspective?” i ESPECIALLY wanted to make a wlw version given how the song contained lyrics like “you look so good there on your knees” and “such a good girl knows how to please.” and, you know. maybe i just really wanted to sing something where i called someone a good girl. 🤭😏
now HERE’S where a bunch of my ideas began snowballing. we’re all familiar with the term “rule 34” right? if not, it basically means that, “if something exists, then there’s p🌽rn of it.” @FishinaBirdcage usually titles his songs like they’re different “rules,” so it only made sense that once he reached 34 he’d make it the spicy one. the meaning behind the title got me thinking, “what if i got an nsfw voice actor to feature on this cover? that would be so fun-“
“wait.”
“i have built a following and a small reputation for myself on youtube.”
“i have the means of contacting said voice actors if i wanted.”
“…I COULD DO THIS IF I WANTED.”
so that’s exactly what i did.
(also thank you @chloebreez for listening to me gush and always encouraging my ideas lol)
enter bordeaux black. how i became familiar with her work is not the most important thing in the world (but if you are so inclined to know-yes! women like watching p🌽rn too! including me! and if your instinct is to view people who work in adult media through a victim lens, or to look down upon women who enjoy adult media, you should do some self reflecting!). i shot her a little email introducing myself and pitching the project: i’d do lead vocals, and she’d voice act some of the lyrics on top of my singing as well as do some background vocals. to my surprise and delight, she was SUPER down with my idea!
and so we got to work, i asked @antihuntress if she could edit another video for me (which she did AMAZINGLY by the way), and now we’re here!
this has been one of my most favorite experiences working on a cover so far. immediately i just wanna talk about how bordeaux is one of the sweetest, kindest people i’ve met during my time in this space. it was so lovely being able to work, talk and joke with her throughout this! (and if she’s open to it, i’d love to work with her again in future covers!). it was also just so fun talking with @antihuntress as she worked on the video. i remember coming across an edit of astarion she had made using the song “HEAVEN SAYS” and being so in awe at her skill and artistic eye. i’m really glad i shot my shot when i first asked if she took commissions! and lastly, it was really fun texting ryuuki and reading reactions to bordeaux’s spoken lines as he mixed the cover.
i feel so lucky that the people i work with continue to be some of the sweetest people i’ve met online. i keep using the word “fun” but like. yeah! it’s such a joy to share in the love of making things with others, especially when they’re artists i admire.
i don’t know how to conclude this!!! um!!! i hope you enjoy the video!!! if you wanna check out bordeaux’s socials PLEASE only do so if you are 18+!!! aight cool see ya!!!
🎶 COVER CREDITS
- Original song by @FishinaBirdcage
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- Instrumental by @Akello-
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- Mix/Master by ryuuki
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- Spoken & Background Vocals by Bordeaux Black
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carrd: bordeauxblack....
- Lead Vocals by Justine M.
🎥 VIDEO
- The video was edited by @antihuntress.
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🎨 ART
- The art used in the thumbnail and at the start of the video was made by AnnaSassiArt.
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#FishInABirdCage #Minthara #OrinTheRed #LadyDimitrescu #Mizora #CoverArtist #JustinesMic
The Real: Justine's vocal chords are solid Gold, her arrangement decisions Platinum... it was a complete pleasure to be invited. I do a lot of music work in my SFW life, and rarely do I get a chance to flex my pipes, composition and arrangement skills under this name. She's a sweetheart and a powerhouse, and it's been a privilege to be in her circle, from all the behind-the-scenes political and philosophical conversation to running Memeily AMOK. And just listen to how she delivers "shadows dancing on the sheets-!" SUCH a good harmony. (I still get chills when I hear my echoed "all yours" to her passionate "all mine", 2nd chorus and forward.)
Huge gratitude to @FishinaBirdcage for the original.
The extra: Mph, darling. Just Look at all these pretty pets who are ours, now... ! Won't it be So much fun to dominate their ears evermore. À votre santé. 🍷
Mistress hath arrived!
@@JustinesMic This is a command I can follow with ease, as I've said it countless times already.
But once more, with extra feeling: Thank you, Mistress Black
it can’t be said enough, i’m so happy you joined me on this project. you are a sweetheart and a badass powerhouse in your own right, and i have thoroughly enjoyed all the memeing.
and yes, it certainly will be very fun indeed🍷
everyone say, “thank you, mistress black.” 😌 mother was mothering. truly ate this cover with her master’s in cuntology, major in motherlogical studies and minor in slayification from the university of servington. 💅🏼
@@JustinesMicTHANK YOU MISTRESS BLACK 🖤🖤
Thank you, Mistress Black 🖤
I was like “ooo Baldur’s gate-LADY DIMITRESCU??”
"HATSUNE MIKU?!!" energy
@@BadNyaruko EXACTLY
Fr
THIS IS SO GOOD AAAA, thank you for the food 🙏🙏🙏
This is a banger
Isn't it, though... ? I was always grooving in the booth when recording. Couldn't help myself. Thank you
Uuuuugh I'm obsessed!!
I am so gay
Respectfully, I’m gnawing at the bars of my lesbian enclosure xD everyone did such an amazing job! ❤
don’t worry i too was rattling the bars of my queer enclosure when i first received bordeaux’s takes
@@JustinesMic I would never have had the Chance to rattle your darlings' bars, had you not reached out. What music we make together-!
Aww, darling. Who put you in that cage... ? I think it's time to set you free... run gay amok-! (Thank you.
All I’m saying is I’m glad to have headphones 😳
I've already chewed through mine and my family called Animal Control hehe :)
Finally, We have "Fish in a birdcage" . My gratefulness for covering this is OVER 9000
why do you have my bread
@@PopDoesArtStuff Well it's a long con. First I steal yo bread, and when u come to save it, i kidnap u cutie
@@PopDoesArtStuffWell you see it's a long con. First i steal your bread, then when you come guns blazing to save it, i kidnap u cutie
Doesn't matter **WHO** calls me "good girl," I melt every time... 😅😆
...ANYWAYS! Decadently delicious work! Thank you and everyone else that brought this lovely cover to life! ❤🔥✨
...I can't resist.
Such a good girl.
@Daelyah Good girl 😏😈
Real
Listening without headphones at a normal time of day: amazing, beautiful cover
Listening with headphones at 3am: I need to run my face under a faucet and then take a walk barefoot through wet grass.
AHHH I LOVE FISH IN A BIRDCAGE AND BALDURS GATE SO MUCH. This song has literally been on loop for me since it came out -- can't wait!
The thumbnail is already doing unholy things to my heart and soul, I think I'm gonna die when the song comes out.
(Why was even worried about the thumbnail? I shouldve expected Bordeaux Black to absolutely shdbskdbfbkdwk my ears from the description)
(I am silently ugly laughing in bed, waiting for midnight to come so i can sleep huehehehueheueheheeheh)
Hey, these are HOLY things. God asked for it in Book of Origins and was literlly angery when Adam and Eve become ashamed of themselves. It's "holy fuck", right?
I mean I'm not really most devoted follower of Clergy so Clergy may be wrong and disagree with me about it...
Edit as silly me misclicked ; as '
@@Petaurista13they ... they would most likely disagree on that
There is clearly only response I can have to this.
...shdbskdbfbkdwk.
XOXO
@@SomeBassWallaby well, by "Really not most devoted follower of Clergy" I mean being schismatic and heretic so you may be right. I mean "may". Considering piest in my country is under investigation as he tried to prevent paramedics from reaching male prostitute who faint during orgy in presbitery maybe they like sex more than they want to admit. I'm just less hardcore than them. Like BDSM is cool and all, but let's play safe.
@@BordeauxBlack There is only one response to "love is sin" and it's th-cam.com/video/NN79Vn7AtnQ/w-d-xo.html
Ayo?? Minthara, Orin, and Mizora? Oh this is gonna make me feel so gay I already know it
😏🤭
@@JustinesMic It did, in fact, make me feel very gay
Fuck yes, this is incredible!
And I love the description, Bordeaux is indeed a truly remarkable human. I admire her immensely for a plethora of varied reasons.
It's an honour to call her a friend, and...ahem...mistress. Which is why she's perfect for this song.
I smile at the thought of you approaching her with it, because I know how into it she'd be.
And now, through her, you've gotten yourself a new fan.
you’re so, so freakin nice! thank you 🫶🏼
@@JustinesMic And thank you for such a lovely compliment!
I don't know why I tried to eat soup to this I spent half the song just sitting here jaw dropped stunned.
i love how gay you are, dude.
Oh you're GAY gay
they’re coming for you in the comments, i fear (affectionate)
@@snarkywallflower5829 I WROTE YOU FIC with SOUP and MILFS how dare you (affectionate)
No I’m with you, this is way too good
This is doing a lot to me honestly 😵💫
HA
wha- dshfk great job uhh yeah wheee
(May your days be cursed with randomly hearing Bordeaux Black muttering pleasant things in your head while you try to not go goblin mode)
I've found that if I simply give up on not going goblin mode the curse becomes a blessing.
@@__Albin__ I nearly fell asleep while driving back home, but goblin mode pulled through for me, kept me awake for so long :D
I love this too much for words to express. On repeat for the next hour. Also... never expected this kind of collab, but I am here for it. You go queen!
i knew people wouldn’t have expected this type of collab, which only made me want to do it EVEN MORE 🤩
@@JustinesMic And it is sooo good!I almost screamed when I saw it.
Stop making me feel even more gay than I already am🫠
i’m afraid i’ve decided you need to be much gayer 💋
Your mistress hath spoken. 🏳🌈
You’re both gonna make me nervous now 😳
Me: the straight version is so good but some stuff in it makes me uncomfortable (for reasons that are best not dumped on someone's comment section lol) so I don't listen to it as much as I'd like :(
Justine with the steel chair:
(Absolutely loved it!! And your sex/sw positive message in the description just makes it even better. Hope you're having a lovely day!)
can always trust me to come along with a steel chair to apply a vibe or perspective to a song that others may be able to enjoy more 🫡
also thank you for your kind words. i’m glad my sex/sw positivity is appreciated. it’s something i care a lot about. 💗
@@JustinesMic definitely, you did the same with Hellfire too (my fiance is Rroma and even the female "this is more about internalized homophobia" versions were making me very uncomfortable because of the slur, and evidently they didn't like it either)
For personal reasons m/f stuff with a female sub is either uncomfortable or triggering (like I said, not dumping more than that onto you unless you ask bc I know not everyone can hear it) and this cover was the perfect solution because the song really is fantastic
And yes, the stuff you put in the description made it even better and made me appreciate it all even more. Of course some people in those situations are victims, but shoving sex and sex work into the shadows and a taboo kind of situation is only going to make it harder for those people. And the rest are consenting, capable adults having fun, having a job or sometimes both, and the moralizing and the victim mentality are just ruining things for them. Not to mention hindering a perfectly normal development
(Can you tell it's an important topic to me too lol. Folks raised Catholic who are still deconstructing super harmful notions around sex raise your hands xD)
1:59 did it to me- being called a good girl DAMN😭
REAL
Justine, you deserve everything, you are wonderfull in every single thing you do!!
I've been addicted to this song, words can not describe how excited I am for this.
GODDANG this is actually perfect. What a great way to wake up, cant wait for this so I can be a gremlin about how good this is.
I just discovered this song today and wondered "Hm, I wonder if there's any Bg3 content of this" and then BOOM, you drop this. ❤
I really need this song in a music video with Ascended Astarion and Raphael
Oh I love this song! Amazing cover! Your voice is so powerful
aaa you’re back!!! always a delight seeing you comment on my videos, with how much i love your art and all 🫶🏼💗
@@JustinesMic Right back at you! I adore your singing
Respectfully, you've made me a puddle of incoherence imagining someone I care for playing your version of this song for me 😳😳
Well im now dead. I died. This song killed me. I died a very gay creature
as a gay transmasc i am. so in love with this. i wish there was an mlm version but dear lord this is doing things to me. i'd call them unholy but i worship dionysus and aphrodite, my religion abaolutely encourages this lmao
@Apollo_G I can prolly use my semi dysphoric masc voice to make a cover of this cover, just for you and any other MLM beans out there if people are interested 😅👉👈
Also aaayy same on being a disciple of Dionysus and Aphrodite!
Fellow Aphrodite Worshippers! wahoo!
OH THAT'S WHY YOU SAID TO WEAR HEADPHONES
😘
It's amazing, need my friends to all search for "Justine Rule 34" now to listen to this 18/10 piece
I am in lesbians with this version of the song. I love when lesbians finally get their sexual feelings explored!
AMAZINGGGGGGGG COVER!!!!!!!!!!!
throwing this onto the playlist right away
SCREAMINNNNG THE EDITTING SKILLS ARE AMAZING!! PHENOMENAL!!! EXTRAORDINARY!! plus with the vocals, it only packs a HEAVIER punch i cant enough watching of these edits
okay I am like *so fucking excited for this*
like, I love the music and lyrics of the original but, the fact it's sung by a man just made it *so* creepy, but if sung by a woman? I think it'll be one of my all time favorites, so looking forward to this!
Such a good cover!!!!
I actually listened to this song for the first time yesterday, didn't like it too much, but I was also distracted so there's a good chance I just wasn't paying attention well enough for it to be enjoyable to me. Though, listening to your cover, yeah, it hits like a train smashing into a 2006 Subaru. Kinda reminds me of La Signora from Genshin Impact, and as a Lumine/Signora shipper... yeah this is their song now! :D
This song has reignited my love for music. I've not been the best mentally as of late and this song, even if a horny one, has made me see the beauty in the world again. Thank you to everyone involved.
💗🫶🏼💗🫶🏼💗
... I'm gonna have to start a new playthrough to romance Mintara now, damn it
have fun raiding that grove
Okay, let's be real, I watched it the minute it came out and oh boy, I was in for a shock. Amazing music! Keep up the splendid work
good god i love women
Me too 💞
one of my favorite songs of theirs! this is an awesome cover!
Ugh this is just AMAZING!! I looked up the song while you had this video scheduled, and to put into words how excited I was to hear your version... I can't
You did FANTASTIC!! This song is perfect for you
Holy shit respectfully
Oooh ik excited 😂
OMG!!! You sound amazing! Playing this on loop :) again
thank you queen 🫶🏼
Just listened to the original, this cover is SO GOOOOODDDD😫😫 hope that it will be available for streaming on Apple Music soon🥺
soon!! still working out some things :)
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@@JustinesMic 🥹thanksss, tho I don’t really use Spotify, is there a pre-save for Apple Music? :D
I think this did something for my lesbianism
I've been singing a lot while I'm driving by myself, it's only a matter of time before a song plays in my head while in public and I forget not to sing along like a headless siren
UHHHH 😳😳😳😳
Hello...? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
(Though also unfortunately i cannot see Orin as anything other than a silly little fella to laugh at. Girliepop i love that you're so devoted to murder but your disguises are... Not very good. You are so bloodthirsty and blood-spattered literally all the time and it's giving you away.)
Nooooo nonono not the binaural whispers throughout this! No stop I'm too gay I can't handle this!!! 😭
oh you can handle it for me, sweetheart 😏
@@JustinesMic NOOOOO the way I gasped reading this! I haven't blushed like this in YEARS.
Aww, darling. Look how well you handled it for Justine-! You can handle my whispers in your ear like the absolute prize you are. (Now you have two Mistresses to respond to-! Good luck. ;) )
@@BordeauxBlack I AM WAY TOO GAY FOR THIS!
@@JustinesMic Her voice is almost spot-on to Lady Dimitrescu, it isn't fair! My transition goal AND my biggest crush? 😭😭😭
Lesbian panic occurs every time I watch it
Oh gosh I'm simping I have been so excited to find a female cover of Rule 34 thank you
omg my favorite cover artist covering a song from my favorite musical artist.
This did things to me I didn’t think possible😳 Hey did you two make me EVEN gayer helpjdjdndnsnsxnxxnskkssk
you’re welcome, darling 😌
1:58 genuinely sent me into a crippling state of gay panic the first time I heard it
I had to stop what I was doing and actually fell to my knees ohmygod
Awesome work to all involved.
Stop I’m already gay enough!!!!
0:07 is who i am talking about. Isnt that a character from one of the horror games?
Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village, which I assume is a character Bordeaux Black likes to voice so that's why she's included
i initially just wanted to include mainly minthara, orin and mizora (because i saw how random lady d would feel amongst a bunch of bg3 characters)! i just REALLY love lady d so like. i justified including her to myself by thinking, “well, orin and lady d were both voiced by maggie robertson, so she can be like an easter egg!” bordeaux having voiced lady d just happened to be a fitting coincidence. :)
@@JustinesMic Bordeaux voicing Lady D is what I like to call Lady Bordetrescu. It's among her most often voiced characters and my favourite of hers.
Markiplier is looking respectfully to Lady Dimitrescu, and so Am I
it is so unfortunate that my earbuds broke right before this cover launched, i am missing so much but it's still so beautiful.
i have about 10 words: mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy
oh you flatter me, sweetheart 😌
Love it mamay !!!
This is spicy....like....really really spicy....like way too spicy for me 🤒
Your voice gives me literal chills, and then the edit is just *chef's kiss*
This has reminded me how very gay I am.
the three hot evils in a cover is so perfect
It's here !
This is incredible. You make a PERFECT singing voice for Minthara. And I hate Mizora too much to ever crush on her(she hurt Wyll, fuck her and not in the fun way), but this song and video SINGLEHANDEDLY made me go 'oh shit...Orin is really, really hot.' Also, thank you for introducing me to this song, because I adore it, and it now immediately precedes this version in my likes because I looked it up as soon as this was done. XD Fantastic job to everyone involved!
(Also, uh, I'm just saying, a 'Teeth' cover also featuring BG3 ladies in the video would be pretty dope. If you pick new ones, I think Karlach's too nice for that song, but I can see Shadowheart or Lae'zel working...again, just saying. XD)
this is now on repeat and it will be for the neeexxtt.... oh wait....no yeah the rest of my life sorry.
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
and just when i thought i couldn’t get any gayer…
YES YES YES YEZ
thought i might be straight but ohhhhh my god. nevermind
Being unfamiliar with Fish in a Bird Cage and the "Rule #" idiosyncratic naming, I thought this would be about the *other* Rule 34.
oh it still is. and that’s why the original composer of the song (with his song naming conventions) decided to make “34” be. well. like this.
it is ALSO why i collaborated with a voice actress who’s worked in adult media :)
I just came across this channel and this cover and it’s amazing. This kinda reminds me of those old anime music videos but with modern video games. Gotta say, I think I got some new crushes… ehehe.
The gays have been blessed with this song
When will this be released on Spotify?
soon!! still working out some stuff
i just noticed your username. so fucking good LMAO.
@@JustinesMic I can't wait :)
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OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY! open.spotify.com/track/02POgRKxtCujF7AJxroe3X?si=mRL5HbNfQY2Vfj_KwI2I6w
.... yeah honestly, this is just reinforcing that I'm a pansexual masochist.... ough.......... men.. women........... everything....
I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY AHHH
soon!!! still working out some things :)
@@JustinesMic ❤️ the second it's on spotify, it's going on my sapphic OC's playlist
knowing my stuff goes on people’s oc playlists is one of the biggest compliments i could receive 🫶🏼
I am Beyond excited to see what playlists it shows up on, on there. I may have to do a dramatic reading of the best ones.
@@BordeauxBlack I'd be honored ngl,,,
YES!! IVE BEEN WAITIJG FOR SOMEONE TO DO A COVER OF THIS, TJABK YOU SO MUCH!! AJDBAIBSS
Well. It was a challenge to keep a straight face on the train whilst listening. Bahahaha! I'm living for this, bravo! 🥂
This made me feel so gay, and I love it
The gang can NOT know I FW this
what if the gang happens to also fw with this? 👀
@@JustinesMic an exception can be made just this once...
I have you strung strung in my web
a candle burning slowly by the bed
shadows tangle like a vine
crawling up the post
within our shrine
and right now you’re mine
all mine
give in your mine
all mine
I love that you shake
when I ravage your skin
it’s so easy to bite with your hands pinned
shadows dancing on the sheets
if you obey
I might give you a treat
and right now you’re mine
all mine
give in your mine all mine
you look so good there on your knees
such a good girl knows how to please
look at me, look me in the eyes
forget yourself surrender your mind
and right now you’re mine
all mine
give in your mine all mine
This song is making me feel-
**things**
OH DEAR LORD-the “Such-a-good-girl” with a sultry voice in the back UHH?!
Can’t believe I missed this upload! Amazing!!!
Why is ot that everytime we go gay or horni, we see Lady Dimitrescu enters the chat.
I thought thos was BG3 then boom, Lady demistrescu
00:15 Game name
@@suchaczowy8336 Baldur’s Gate 3
Mommies
Ya know when this song first came out I wasn’t super into it and now I very much so am holy fuck
This gave me goosebumps, holy shit 😳💙
I'm glad ya had so much fun making this! It was fun to listen to too
3 MILFS
I think you just turned me gay if only temporarily
The blonde girl in the thumbnail reminded me of charlie
I'm getting real mommy vibes rn...
Not a lesbian, but as a bi man I must say
AWOOGA
1:59 MAY have done something to me
Your version is so sexy and adds so much sensuality to the original, absolutely love how hot it is!!!
‘twas the goal, so i am glad to hear i was successful 🫶🏼
@@JustinesMic Keep up the good work 👍